1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 1: subject is he treats my mother like a dog. We'll 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: get into it in just a little bit. Yeah, but 5 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank. I can't, 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 1: I cannot for sure. I'm not gonna let your dog 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 1: top my dog. Okay. The title of this frank my 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: dog Apollo, your dog's gonna be better than my dog. 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let's go cat dog. Hello? Hello, Uh this 10 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 1: apartment E T C. Yeah, this hey man, my name Virgil? Uh? 11 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: Who is this right here? Who is who is it 12 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: you speaking to? Marcus? What's going on? Okay, Marcus, let 13 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 1: me ask you something. Man. Y'all, y'all, y'all have messed up. Y'all, 14 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 1: y'all didn't got Apollo arrested last night on some trump 15 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: up charges. Man, Hello, I'm lost here. What what what 16 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: is it you're talking about? You got a Polo arrested 17 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: last night on some trumped up charges. Whoa whoa whoa 18 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa? You sure you got it right now? No, man, y'all, 19 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: you you and you and you and a t c H. Yeah, okay, 20 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: this a tec. Now tell me now, what is this 21 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: about Apolo? Who is Apollo? I don't I don't know 22 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: what you're talking about. You got y'all got Apolo arrested 23 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: last night on some trumped up charges. You know, not 24 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: he down town and and and and if there is 25 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: somebody pressing charges. So now I got to figure out 26 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 1: how we're gonna I'm gonna get Apolo out of jail. 27 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: Hold on you, I mean to call to go down town? 28 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: Ain't going to Apolo? Can come on, fump the brake boss. 29 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: Listen to what you're saying. Now, You calling me about 30 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: somebody that I don't even know. I ain't even I 31 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: don't know no Apolo. You know your I apologize for 32 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 1: your homeboy and and and and everything that's going down, 33 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: But I don't know nobody named Apollo. I really don't know. 34 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. So you know, y'all, y'all, 35 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: y'all ain't called the police last night. Ain't nobody calling 36 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: on police? What you ain't called? You're gonna sit here 37 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: a lie to me and tell me you ain't called 38 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: no police last night. Let's take this back now now 39 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: what's your name? Man? My name is Virgil. And now 40 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: now how you come about getting my number? Don't wonder 41 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: about how I got you? Know? My guy? Are you're 42 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 1: the one I know You're the one got Apollo arrested 43 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 1: on These Trump charges don't work, not hol How do 44 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: you know? How do you know where I live? Because 45 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: I live above you. I live in nineteen c nineteen ninety. 46 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: So are you the one that got the loud barking dog? All? 47 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: My dog gives a polo? My god, Apollo? Man, you 48 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,239 Speaker 1: got me thinking that you're talking about some human being. 49 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: You're sitting here calling me about something animal something all 50 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 1: arrested my dog? Man? First of all, charge no ever deally, 51 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: you press in charge. Hey, listen to get my dog 52 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 1: out of jail. Man. Every thenly you need to listen 53 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: to what you're talking about. Man, you calling me about 54 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: some animal. Listen, we called the front desks people about disturbance. 55 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: Every time we look around, we hear your dog. So 56 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 1: you might need to take it over with whoever that's 57 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: in charge with the apartment complex, because that's where we 58 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: informed about your loud dog. Now you know you're calling 59 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: me how you got my name? I don't know, but 60 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: you need to check this out and and and talk 61 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,399 Speaker 1: with the people that's in charge of the apartment complex. 62 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: I'm taking it up with the person that could that 63 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: fail to complaint and got my dog arrested last night. 64 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: Now my dog down there or some trump really charge 65 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: really really didn't even read We didn't read Apolo his 66 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: rights or nothing like that. Really, you're really talking to this. 67 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: Listen to what you're saying, man, and it's all let's 68 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: call to you. Man. I think you need to u. 69 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: You need some counselor in something box because you're talking 70 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: about a dog. How can the dog get arrested? You 71 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: need to Uh, this is crazy. Listen. I don't think 72 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: we got anything else to talk about, man, because then 73 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: we got we got to talk about a polo. Man, 74 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: How how you gonna go down and then get him 75 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: out of tail? And you need to have him be 76 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: here back to this this body of this this evening. I 77 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: ain't even to go through this without my dog being here. 78 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: This man sounds crazy. Maybe this man calling me about 79 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: a dog being arrested, this is the dog that be balking. 80 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: There's a partlo man Apolois as a family member, and 81 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: you have got him arrested. Man, football, what and man? 82 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: Why would you do something like that? Man, how about this? 83 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: You and that dog. Don't be calling me nor more 84 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: talking to me about some dog that I ain't got 85 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: no control over. You need to take this over the 86 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: police or whoever call. Ain't nobody calling no police. Did 87 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: you just say, Polo, man, listen? Did you just say 88 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: that you heard what I said? Okay? Okay, Hey man, 89 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to argue. Okay, look, look, let's let's 90 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: just let's just do this, heire. Is it anyway you 91 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,719 Speaker 1: could just come down there with me this evening and 92 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 1: drop the charge. Come down, well, come to the police station. Man, Well, 93 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 1: Polo doesn't. He doesn't listen. Listen. Okay, I'm not trying 94 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: to holler. He down there on some trump up charge. 95 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,600 Speaker 1: You came. Pick him out in the line up if 96 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: you want Polo clean. They got no friend? Man, Uh, listen, Man, 97 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: do you really hear what you're saying? Now? I know 98 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: they say man best friend as a dog, But you're 99 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: taking this a little bit too far. Now. You need 100 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 1: to really listen to what you're talking about. You and 101 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: all this what you got a problem with the front 102 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,320 Speaker 1: desk and the police. If you got your dog, just 103 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: really don't make any sence right now to me. Now, 104 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: I apologize again about your dog, but I think we 105 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: have our business finished, right man, because I tell you something. 106 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,839 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you this 107 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: right here. Okay, monkers, right yeah, okay, let me tell 108 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: you this here. You're trying to testify against. Try to 109 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: testify against against a Polo and see what happened. But 110 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: in the world. Listen, man, I'm gonna tell you like this, 111 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: you Apollo, and anything else that you got to say 112 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 1: about this situation right here. You found my number, you 113 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 1: found you know where I live. You just come see me. 114 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: You you really want that. I'm about to be through 115 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: with this phone call. Man, I'll tell you what. I'll 116 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: tell you what. Let me say this right here. I'm 117 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: gonna say this right here to you. Try to try 118 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: to try to get on the stand and testify against Apolo, 119 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,159 Speaker 1: and I promise you dog, you're gonna have some problems 120 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 1: on your hands. You're here. Listen, you really talk to 121 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: some nonsense right now, you of the hit. What you're 122 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: saying to me, Apollo is a dog. I know he 123 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: a dog. He my dog. You know what I tell you? What? 124 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: Hey man, how did how that pretty little wife for 125 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 1: you was doing when to be at home while you're 126 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: gonna work all day? What did you say to me? Uh? 127 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: Is that pretty little wife for you that be gone? 128 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: That be at home when you're gonna what's your what's 129 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: your name? Told you my version nineteen? See where you 130 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: are right? Please please believe that's what we're about to 131 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: meet right now, because now and there cann't come up 132 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: here talking to me about my wife. So if it's 133 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 1: any other dog you got up in the place, please 134 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,599 Speaker 1: believe that dog is gonna get stuck right along with 135 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:41,600 Speaker 1: your I got one moth you to say to me 136 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 1: because you and took a little too far lying with 137 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 1: me and a dog. Now you're trying to talk about 138 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,040 Speaker 1: what's going on in my household and my wife. Please leave? 139 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 1: Nineteen teams? Were you about to find me? Let me 140 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 1: tell you who else up being a nineteen See there's 141 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:56,280 Speaker 1: waiting on me all I'm about to get who else 142 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,840 Speaker 1: is all up in nineteen? Let me tell you who else? 143 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: Feeling here? You want to know who else in hill Man, 144 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this here nephew Thomas from the 145 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: Steve harvyd Morning Show is up in here nineteenth safe. 146 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: What the hell nephew this nephew Tommy god, man, you 147 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 1: got me cutting and my mom gonna be listening to 148 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: this station. Your neighbor Gerald got thank you about the 149 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 1: neighbor town O man, Hey, man, you gotta tell me 150 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,559 Speaker 1: this baby. What's the baddest radio station in the land? 151 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: The Steve Harving Morning Show and nephew time is crazy. 152 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:49,880 Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I don't, I don't. I don't 153 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 1: care about your dog and the strawberry letter that's coming up. 154 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 1: My dog is stronger than your dog. I Appollo charges 155 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 1: Joanna got Apollo arrested? Man, Come on nine, you're not 156 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: going out like this hire that's crazy. Yes, it's called 157 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: I will be stupid. Uh next weekend in Orlando, Florida, 158 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: come out and get a dose of it. Oh my god. Okay, 159 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 1: come get a couple of shots of stupid and make 160 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: sure you have your shots before you come see me 161 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 1: and give you these shots of stupid. I'd appreciate if 162 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: you come in with your shots. I do, I do 163 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: Flaida Orlando Flaida. The improv, the nephew will be there. 164 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,600 Speaker 1: Got a couple of tickets left, but they're just about 165 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 1: go on. Tampa Bay is laying in the cut. That's right, 166 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,400 Speaker 1: Tampa's in the cut. That's in June, and that will 167 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: be June seven. The nephew and laying in the cut 168 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: way in July, Clean Texas Twice as Funny Comedy Club 169 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 1: July sixteen, seven, and eighteen. Tickets are all on sale. 170 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:02,200 Speaker 1: Red Nae, there you go. You're a groat again. All right, 171 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: thank you. Nephew coming out next Strawberry letters, subject he 172 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 1: treats my mother like a dog. We'll get into it, 173 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 1: yes we will. Right after this. You're listening to the 174 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.