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Speaker 1: Our very own Josh Fuller. President Trump's press team has

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Speaker 1: because of their refusal to write the Gulf of America.

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Speaker 1: What's interesting is the number of press outlets who are

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Speaker 1: can't rename a military base. You can't rename the golf.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that because it's always been this other thing.

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Speaker 1: What about the Redskins. You jumped on that nomenclature change

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Speaker 1: like you were waiting for it forever. What about the

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Speaker 1: fact that we're changing the military basis back to the

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Speaker 1: name that they were, and you jumped on it. What

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Speaker 1: Trump is turning on its head is, guess what you

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Speaker 1: don't need. They don't have some right to sit at

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Speaker 1: the press conference. You're giving them what they desperately need, oxygen.

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Speaker 1: You tell them no, and you own them. Nobody ever

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Speaker 1: understood that. Nobody realized that he's now bringing in new media.

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Speaker 1: And why wouldn't you? Why would you keep letting them

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Speaker 1: have a power that you are fuelling. I love it.

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Speaker 1: K x A n in Austin reports twenty four Texas

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Speaker 1: Dairy Queen restaurants to close items up for auction, with

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Speaker 1: twenty four Dairy Queen location set to close around Texas. Well,

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Speaker 1: why you figure that is? I mean I got so

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Speaker 1: into the auction. Well hold on, I'd like to get

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Speaker 1: your thoughts on that. People can now purchase a variety

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Speaker 1: of restaurant items and equipment as part of an ongoing auction.

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Speaker 1: The complete contents of various Dairy Qui restaurants will be

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Speaker 1: auctioned on localauctions dot Com until Thursday afternoon. Buyers will

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Speaker 1: from Dairy Quinn confirmed that twenty five locations have closed,

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Speaker 1: but only twenty four of those will be available for auction.

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Speaker 1: All twenty five restaurants are owned by a single franchise owner.

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Speaker 1: The franchise owner continues to own and operate other DQ

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Speaker 1: restaurants in Texas. The representative said it was this franchise

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Speaker 1: owner's decision to participate in an online auction for twenty

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Speaker 1: four of the twenty five locations. These closures are an

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Speaker 1: isolated event and we refrain from publicly sharing contract terms. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that makes it sound like he's a squirrel. There's one

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Speaker 1: Lake Houston Parkway in Huffman where the where the superintendent

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Speaker 1: This guy is absolutely positively out of control. There's one

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Speaker 1: What would you like to buy from a dry Quimbermont. No,

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Speaker 1: I tell you not only a fan favorite, but a

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Speaker 1: What does it look like tonight? And if you don't know,

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Speaker 1: after both how many folks you want us to greet? Anything?

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Speaker 1: Particularly you want us to announce from the stage? Are

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Speaker 1: you, You're awesome And they stand up there and they don't

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Speaker 1: do the what was the band Smashing Pumpkins? Deal? Where

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Speaker 1: your twenty songs in? Before they play a song that

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Speaker 2: Information now, also on the plane crash, k TV has

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Speaker 1: I could hear that one hundred times because each time

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Speaker 1: Can't you imagine how the pre show went? Anchor Hey, hey, hey, Barry,

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Speaker 1: Last time, I promise. But the best part about the

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Speaker 5: Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,

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Speaker 1: And exactly right and very unhygienic. Oh, I'm glad she's

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Speaker 4: Now, extinctions, I don't have to tell you have been

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