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Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for us? Now? Sure I got it for you.

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Speaker 1: This right here is hot checks at the church. Oh,

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Speaker 1: hot check. If you're gonna write a check, now, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna write a hot check, don't don't come on now,

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Speaker 1: don't don't write it at the church. Come on now,

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Speaker 1: let's have a little more respect. Now. I didn't wrote

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Speaker 1: some hot checks in my day. But don't write now?

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Speaker 1: What's that about? That means you ask? I had to

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Speaker 1: cash you a check one time. That was a burst

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Speaker 1: into flame. It was so hot. But I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: you now. Let's go them loan shock and charges I

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Speaker 1: was putting on myself. This is hot checks at the church.

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Speaker 1: Let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica system.

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Speaker 1: Monica please, who's calling? This is Brother Deshaun. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: actually I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.

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Speaker 2: How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Calling you? Actually? About the offering? Now? Did you I

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Speaker 1: know you paid.

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Speaker 2: Your ties, my ties every Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well? Right?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I do?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check.

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Speaker 2: That you left us with the bank, right, right, I

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Speaker 2: sure did. I wrote a check Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Now the check ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars,

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Speaker 1: Am I correct?

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Speaker 2: Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and

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Speaker 2: the love offering. Right, I wrote one for two to

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Speaker 2: fifty for the love offer Okay, Now what is this

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Speaker 2: called regarding why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I

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Speaker 1: hate to be a bear of bad news, but your

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Speaker 1: your check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.

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Speaker 2: And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for

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Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Your check bounce. So what I'm doing is calling you

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Speaker 1: about recouping the two fifty as well as you know

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Speaker 1: you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees. Back.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote

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Speaker 2: a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?

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Speaker 1: I don't see to it that that that one bounce.

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Speaker 1: All I know is the one that the Love offering

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Speaker 1: has bounced.

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Speaker 2: Well, did you put them in at the same time?

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Speaker 2: Because I wrote them at the same time.

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Speaker 1: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't

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Speaker 1: put them in at the same time. I've been putting

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Speaker 1: them in for the last two three years. The problem is,

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Speaker 1: why would people write there, what is your name? Brother, Deshaun?

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Speaker 2: And you was at his Sunday? I was.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to

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Speaker 1: the check knowing that they're gonna bock. There's a lot

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Speaker 1: of people right good, well not.

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Speaker 2: Write bad check? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them

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Speaker 1: to clear.

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Speaker 3: What did you just say?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for

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Speaker 1: both of them to clear. And I don't understand why

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Speaker 1: people write these.

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Speaker 2: Playing money in the bank and all my checks clear.

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Speaker 2: I don't write no rubber checks.

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Speaker 1: Well you wrote one on Sunday and that's the problem.

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Speaker 1: How you gonna try to give a look?

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Speaker 2: Use Wait a minute, I think you got me confused

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Speaker 2: with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You

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Speaker 2: done wrote that to be nice to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up. Can

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Speaker 1: we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars, So.

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Speaker 2: We wait thirty dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog go on

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Speaker 1: check bouncing.

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Speaker 2: My check didn't bounced. I'm gonna check my bank and

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Speaker 2: if my check clear, you gonna pay me thirty dollars

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Speaker 2: for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and

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Speaker 2: fifty dollar check bounce.

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Speaker 1: I don't write no, why would you write check? Well,

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Speaker 1: you want to sit up in the church and write

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Speaker 1: these big number checks when you know you ain't got

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Speaker 2: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: I said, why would you write these checks when the

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Speaker 1: money ain't in Now, let me tell.

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Speaker 2: You one thing. I don't write no bad check. And

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Speaker 2: you got a lotters calling me telling me my check bounce.

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Speaker 1: Your check is the one that has bounced.

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Speaker 2: And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,

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Speaker 2: you pay them since you got all the money, And

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Speaker 2: don't call me with this again.

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Speaker 1: Hello, don't you hang up on me no more? When

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Speaker 1: are we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?

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Speaker 2: Somebody from the church to my eye, rolle a bad check.

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Speaker 2: I'll write no, you didn't write a bad check. I

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Speaker 2: didn't write no bad Yes a minute, Why are you

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Speaker 2: calling me? Why the treasure? Don't call me at church?

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Speaker 1: The treasure is a bus.

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Speaker 2: I ain't ever know that, deacon call nobody bout no

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Speaker 2: bad check? Yo is fuller? Thank you? You got the

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Speaker 2: money I ain't got.

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Speaker 1: Who the hell is that in the background? Who is

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Speaker 1: that half of mine?

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Speaker 2: Who it is? We both go to the same church

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Speaker 2: and you gonna call me to my eye rode a

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Speaker 2: bad check? You don't you call me no more? And

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Speaker 2: if the check bad you paid?

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Speaker 1: Okay, past to know you talking like this?

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Speaker 2: You pastor know you calling me? Can you ask for that?

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Speaker 1: Look? When are we gonna get this? Two hundred and

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Speaker 1: eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you.

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Speaker 2: I wrote a check for two fifty, Well not get

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Speaker 2: to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.

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Speaker 1: You put two fifty in there, It bounced. Thirty dollars

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Speaker 1: cost us on bank fees. That's too eighty. Where can

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Speaker 1: the church expect they money?

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Speaker 2: Never? Not no two eighty, You will never get to eighty.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your and my check.

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Speaker 2: Then I'm gonna do what you're gonna make me come.

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Speaker 1: By your house and get this money.

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Speaker 2: Bring it on, bring it, bring it.

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Speaker 1: What is the address on this check?

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Speaker 2: Check?

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Speaker 1: I got it off the check your on.

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Speaker 2: I bet you you'll be lipping.

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Speaker 1: Back and I'm watching you. You better not be spending

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Speaker 1: no money, no where. You better not spend nothing until

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Speaker 1: I get this two.

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Speaker 2: Fifty plus thirty whatever I want to You know what

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Speaker 2: I am. And you don't call me no more with

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Speaker 2: this because my check did not bounce. I don't see

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Speaker 2: how one check went through and the other bounce.

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Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. We cannot accept you

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Speaker 1: back into the House of the Lord no more until

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Speaker 1: you are not. Don't you come in Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Until weekends coming up, and there Sunday, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: make sure I find your You the person I want

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Speaker 2: to see you. And you know what, I'm gonna call

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Speaker 2: the pastor right now and ask him because I don't

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Speaker 2: believe my check bounce you fuller.

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Speaker 1: Let me say this before you call pastor.

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Speaker 2: I got no I'm a call pastor. No, you should

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Speaker 2: have talked with pastor before you call me with this information.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say that.

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Speaker 2: You ain't got nothing to say to me. You Donna

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Speaker 2: upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.

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Speaker 2: You should have went to pastor before you called me

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Speaker 2: with it.

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Speaker 1: I talk pastor one I get, but I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing to say before I leave, and you listening?

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Speaker 2: What what do you have to say to me? What

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Speaker 2: do you have to say now that you're gonna pay

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Speaker 2: the check?

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Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey Marning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend?

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Speaker 2: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: Baby? This is.

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Speaker 2: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: I say? This is Nephew Tilly Baby from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna beat that. He just left here fly. She didn't.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you what more? Thank though? Baby? What

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Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 2: The Harvey Morning.

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Speaker 1: Come on, y'all.

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Speaker 3: No praise up in here, King of pranks, hot checks

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Speaker 3: at the church, Baby, Give me some pranks and praise

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Speaker 3: up in here.

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Speaker 1: I need all of that. Addison improv. Addison improv. That's

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Speaker 1: Dallas Fort Worth, Texas. Y'all know where you are. The

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Speaker 1: nephew was coming to town. That is Halloween weekend. I

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Speaker 1: am where you want to be Halloween week in Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't be scared to laugh because the nephew was coming

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Speaker 1: to town. Tickets on seal rent. Now that's Friday, Saturday,

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Speaker 1: and Sunday, all right, got cash prizes for the best

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Speaker 1: costume Halloween costume. Put the costume on, Come on that

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Speaker 1: hang out with the nephew. We're gonna have a hell

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Speaker 1: of a time. Were partying, were joking, we clowning, we ignorant,

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Speaker 1: were stupid. That's what I do. I just listen, listen,

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Speaker 1: I have I have really, Oh my god, I have really,

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Speaker 1: just really became the greatest stupid of all times. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't I got a choice. I'm the greatest stupid

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Speaker 1: of all time, and I don't know about it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to pat myself on the shoulder, but I

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Speaker 1: don't know nobody else. Grat yourself on the shoulder. See,

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Speaker 1: that's when you know you shot. You never heard nobody

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Speaker 1: say pat yourself on the shoulder. That's a short state

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Speaker 1: made the fire for her. It was right there. I

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Speaker 1: never heard of before. You've never seen me trying to

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Speaker 1: pat myself on the shoulder. You can pat yourself on.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go. You're listening, Harvey morning show