WEBVTT - INTERVIEW: Tony Baker On Wet Handshakes, Serial Killers, Diddy Revelations + More 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.440 Wake that ass up in the morning. 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:03.920 The breakfast club. 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:08.320 Morning everybody, It's dj n V. Just hilarious, charlamage the guy. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:10.560 We are the breakfast club Lawn. La Rosa is here 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:12.800 as well, and we got a special guest in the building. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.720 Guy, we got comedian Tony Baker. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:15.120 Welcome. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:15.880 What's uthing? Man? 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:16.920 How you feeling good? 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:18.840 I feel great. First time I met. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:20.599 You, I wasn't here the first time you came up, 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:22.079 I was traveling. 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.000 You was hiding from it, man, I wasn't I was 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:27.040 going to ask you the hard hitting question. I really 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.440 didn't have. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:30.960 How you feeling, brother, I'm good man. 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:33.040 You're blessed to be out here. I love coming to 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.240 New York. I can never I never get enough time 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:38.320 out here. Though it's always a quick in and out. 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:40.320 I want to be out here for like a month. 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:43.080 You said, driving in New York makes you balder. Yeah, man, 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.400 how did you come to stress school? 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:48.120 Because he from rented a car. I shouldn't have messed around. 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:48.320 Now. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.560 I flew in, I rented a car, and then I 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.360 drove from JFK to Manhattan, and I was like. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.920 I knew nothing from the airport, even the people that 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.280 live here. You take a car or Yeah it was. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.560 It was a big miss steak A lost off my head. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.640 It was luxurious. You had a full I had a full. 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:07.160 Head before you came here. And I also saw you 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:09.119 say that a whole bagel is just too dense. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.360 It's just too much. Man, you need half a bagel. 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:12.800 Why would you eat a bagel Tony? 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:14.800 Why? I don't really eat bagels like that because they're 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:16.479 so thick, So it's like half. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.280 But now, but New York is known for bagels and pizza. 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:20.480 I ain't never you know. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:21.880 You know, when I first moved to New York, I 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:23.679 was I was waking up in the morning ask people 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:24.280 for biscuits. 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.039 Yeah, they was looking at me like I was crapy, 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:28.440 come on down, come on. 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:32.760 Now, I'm biscuits McGee, biscuit head in the Trap, the 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.520 track in the Trap Man biscuit a head man, watch out, 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:36.240 biscuit head. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:37.080 Got you damn? 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:39.640 Where did they ain't come from? Just because you eat them? 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:42.440 I just made it up, like recently because I'm a 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:44.679 fiend for the biscuits. They got some good vegan biscuits 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:45.119 out here. 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:45.959 Piecea no such thing. 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:49.400 They're good, though, but they kind of dry. But I 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:52.400 like them dry are vegan pretty much? Yeah, I'm vegetaring 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:53.920 one hundred percent, but mostly vegan. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:54.920 I don't even know what that means. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:56.680 What's the difference. I'm sorry, I don't know, well. 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:59.160 Vegan, Like it's like I might get a cookie that 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:01.440 might have milkshot live in there, or you know, I 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:03.640 might have a pancake that got you know, some milk 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:07.720 in there, or like butter. So I can't claim vegan. 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.280 You know, the vegans are serious, but why are you 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.080 eating the I was like, you know what I'm saying 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.680 that my back was against the wall, So I don't 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.880 fully claim it, but one hundred percent vegetarian. 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.840 But you eat fish. I don't eat fish. No, no animals, okay, 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:20.240 no animal. 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:22.679 People always exclude fish from the meat. 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:25.120 I don't know. She just said it to I heard 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.080 her ask somebody like you to eat fish though No. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:28.600 I said, do you still eat shrimp? Because someone was 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:29.440 saying that they were vegan. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:30.360 It's all meat. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.240 If you an animal, you meat. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:37.320 Well, now I'm confused because I know people who don't 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.919 eat meat but will still eat fish and shrimp. 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:42.480 Yeah, they still eat meat. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:43.520 You just said it's meat. 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:45.760 It's all meat. If it's an animal. You meat. 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:47.320 And when you say you don't eat meat, like I 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.760 don't eat beef. I don't eat red meat. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:50.079 That's me. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:51.000 That's meat. 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.079 But I don't eat beef. I don't eat red meat. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.799 But I will eat fish, I eat chicken, I eat turkey. 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:59.320 Yeah yeah, yeah, you in the games absolutely. 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:00.400 Talking about I can tell me. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:03.400 I can't period, you know, but I love when you 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.240 do your ten thoughts of the day, man, because like 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:07.320 you put a fat Joe, don't let people talk. 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:08.480 You don't let nobody talk. 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:08.800 Man. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.680 I'll be watching him and Jada Man, Jada, Jada be 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.920 saying five words of episode. But I watch every episode 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:15.280 his story. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:16.560 It's so good. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.799 I love it. I'm glad they did it. But uh, 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:25.400 and the way Jada reacts to Joe graz crazy and so, 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.919 but Joe don't let people talk, man, He come in man. 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:31.639 He rolled all over Jim Jones as soon as the 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:32.680 episode started. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:39.320 Yeah yeah, but except when it came to the nos conversation, Yeah, conversation. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:40.119 He let him talk. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.720 No, he did, he did, and then he was like, 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.320 but then Jim Jones put his foot in his mouth 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.480 when he was like, put the billboards up and then 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:51.200 that's the way messed up. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.320 Yeah, I mean, I don't even know why that's even 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.280 a conversation, Like you know what I mean, Like I 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:56.000 love I like Jim. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:56.960 I love Jim Jones a lot. 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:58.800 I think Jim Jones has been putting out some of 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:02.120 the best music from over the last several years, probably 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:05.000 the best music from from New York until now I 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.320 started dropping those Kings Diseases. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.160 That's run. Now, this is my favorite rapper of all time. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.520 And with that hit boy Run, that just solidified his 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:16.159 spot for me. Yeah, because that late in the game, 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.719 making albums that hot, I don't know who else. 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:21.800 Has done that and making it for people our age, Yeah, 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.600 I don't even know, don't even on scarf facing jay 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:24.799 Z can still make great music. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.320 And Common there's a lot of guys over in that 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:28.239 age that make great. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.760 Sure, but they put out like you know one like 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.400 you know Common and Pete Rock did a phenomenal job, 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:34.560 but it's. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.559 Just be like you know in the series, the series, 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:39.799 but now still gets busy. Yeah, hands down. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:43.800 That sixth albums, Yeah, they were all good. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.560 You ain't gonna won his first Grammy crazy, You ain't 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.440 gonna get that one. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.599 He was overdue. So yeah, he my favorite. 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.640 You said a shot. He has a great laugh, she. 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.160 Do, she'd be laughing, And I'm a comedian, so I'll 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:57.000 be looking for the laugh. Like you know, I feed 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.520 off there y'all just sitting there taking and I'm like, man, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.560 about audition for S and L a few years back, 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:05.440 and they were just sitting in the shadows. Gave me nothing. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.240 I was up there giving one hundred and thousand percent. Man, 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.880 they were just sitting in the shadows. It was just silhouettes. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.320 They was sitting there like he's sitting right now, just 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.719 with robes on, just looking squinty eyed. 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:17.960 Yeah, full commitment. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.200 Nothing ain't. 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:21.440 Auditions are like that. They normally don't give you much 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:22.040 and all they got. 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.800 To give me something. And I'm onna stay just saying 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.960 that a live I cauld see if it was a drama, 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.960 like if I'm doing the Viola David scene, I done 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:30.400 lost the kids, you know what I'm saying. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.359 So you was sweating like I was up there giving it. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.200 All I had, and they was like, I don't even 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.680 know if I got that. And they were silhouetted. 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:40.400 How do you leave that? Right? 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:41.600 They were silhouetted? 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.040 Yeah, I couldn't see it. All I saw was bodies 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.000 and it was just like it was like they was 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.360 all on Gangland confessing about the crimes, and you just 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.120 couldn't see nothing. And I was like, all right, damn, 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:53.279 thanks for having me, y'all. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.240 You ever got any cheeks? Because you told the girl 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.680 she had a great laugh, I don't think so. Yeah, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.919 I can't remember that being the reason. Like, Man, you 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:05.800 got a great laugh, and then the panties dropped, because. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.240 They always have you a comedian. If you can make 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:08.960 them laugh, you can crack the ass. 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.400 So I always wanted I wanted you making them laugh, 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:12.719 and then you give them that compliment. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.240 Does that do something for him? I don't know. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.520 I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Usually I give 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:19.840 that compliment in the moment, like during the show Man, 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.160 you got a great laugh. That happened to me in 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.080 Austin last weekend. She had a great laugh. 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:24.440 But you could just be doing that because you want 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:25.279 the cry to keep laughing. 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.359 No, she really had a good one, though. It was 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.960 like a residual holdover laugh, because some audiences laugh real 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:32.520 quick and then hush, and I hate those. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.400 I think people were in the audience that you heard just. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.200 Her laugh like she was in the front row. She 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:39.520 was like and it was like I would say something 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.760 that Joe had finished and she's still giggling and then 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.600 with the tear white. But I got the laugh and 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.480 the tear wipe. So I was like, oh, this is 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:49.000 I need to clone her and just bring up every 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.240 show was the Austin show. It was Austin. Yeah, I 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:52.080 was the Austin last week. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:53.560 And you said you would have canceled the show if 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:54.720 you knew they had a serial killer. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:56.080 Yeah, they're a serial killer. 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:57.039 I didn't know that. I ain't see that. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.800 No where they got a serial killer allegedly out there. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.840 It's a whole bunch of men. They've been finding men 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:05.000 at this lake called Ladybird Lake and just you know, 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.520 dead dudes, and they're thinking like they be capturing them 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:11.120 because it's a lot of like partying around there, like drinking, 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:15.800 and so they've been finding these bodies, like the three weeks. 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:17.880 Ago it was thirty eight bodies found thirty and rumors 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:21.600 rife as thirty eight bodies found in and around Ladybird Lake. 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:23.360 So far, this is they've been. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:27.480 Quiet on the serial killers. This one a long Island too, Yes, recently. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.640 Yes, it's not to go to Long Island. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:31.880 It's what kind of dad though, just dad, like like 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:32.480 booty home. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.600 They didn't say the cause of death, but does it matter. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.960 Yes, I don't even know what's going on, like anything missing, 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:40.920 Like I'm saying, like he's just killing people and just 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:42.280 putting the body there like nothing. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.200 There's no motive, no, because usually. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:46.920 They got an mo like you know they would killed 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:49.560 this way. But I don't tak Yeah, you know what 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.000 I mean, like no souvenirs, you know, mark of a 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:53.800 serial killer. 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.400 Okay, so you really felt unsafe? 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:57.280 No, I didn't. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.800 Okay, I went to the scene of the crime. Yeah. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:06.240 But wait, I mean because the thirty eight, I mean, 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:07.920 this is no normal. I'm not gonna say. That's gonna 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:09.000 sound sensitive, nerman. 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:10.080 It's gonna sound insensitive. 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:10.400 Problem. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.400 Yeah, that's what I meant. That's what said. I was 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:15.560 going to say. The thirty eight bodies is over three years. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.960 Girl, you know how long that it is a short 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:19.640 period of time. 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:21.840 You'all didn't want to say, y'all mean, oh got you 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:22.360 got you year? 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:23.240 That's a lot. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.960 Yes, But when you say serial killer, I'm thinking, like 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:28.880 holl like with like a Jeffrey Dahmers, like everything's back 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:30.040 to back to back to back to back. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:31.840 They got a space of not long it took for 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:33.119 them to catch Jeffrey Donald. 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:34.840 For the movie scene was like an hour. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:37.440 They took a while. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.599 Jeffrey Donald was killing people for at least several. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.559 Years, did the riots early on they pulled him over 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.760 and everything trunk. Yeah, if he was black, he would 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.600 have get caught immediately absolutely to check that you got 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.160 half a victim if he was black. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:54.720 Now you said Jeffrey Donmond was out for thirteen years 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.880 from seventy eight to ninety one, and the first victim 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:03.079 in seventy he said, what. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.480 Each other, but like he's a little dormant, like you 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.679 were fine, but okay, but no, he's very on. It's 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:08.760 not funny because people have died. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:13.080 Nobody, nobody but you nobody was funny. 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.000 You know what you continue on? 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.040 Let me shut up in this one. Now he said 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:17.840 that he might get off. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:22.160 Well, they you know, they changed what they dropped some 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:23.360 of the charges. Charges. 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.440 Question this hold on one quick, real quick. 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:32.920 Yes, you know Jeffrey Dama killed seventeen people in thirteen years, 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.200 so Austin got thirty eight. 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:39.839 You know the timeline on Jeffrey Donald. I thought it 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:46.080 was way quicker. Is crazy numbers, it's all they're trying 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:48.680 to figure out the number. It's still reports and rumors 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:54.480 claim their bodies, someone is saying Austin police, they're still 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.080 trying to figure out the numbers. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.600 And at least Dama was eating the men, not but like, 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:01.840 what is the this guy doing? Whoever this person is, 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.520 could be a woman, could be a woman, yeah, could 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.200 be a woman because it's all men. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.319 She gotta be a diesel woman because you got to 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.360 carry them into the lake. Right. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:13.480 What's weird about the Austin thing is I can't find 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.680 like causes of death, Like they've been finding them in 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.800 the in the water, maybe drowning or whatever. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:22.600 So it's like, but the numbers keep changing. It's nineteen, 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.400 and it's thirty eight, then it's thirty eight, then it's nineteen. 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:26.160 But you know, we don't even know how they're dying. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.120 No, No, they didn't have it listed. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:30.440 Damn. Yeah. 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.679 The causes of death have been mainly attributed to accidental drownings. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.559 But the second thing that they're saying is potential suicide 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.520 as well as drug overdose and natural causes. I mean, 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:44.080 this is just for two teens that were found. 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:48.120 Way did you get the serial on the lake killing themselves? 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.920 That many times the articles are saying serial killer, but 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.400 then they all they're trying to figure it out. 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:55.560 Maybe it's like romantic. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.640 Maybe somebody's luring them to the lake and they're being 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:02.120 romantic about it and then killing them in some subtle way. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:06.040 But could you know what I mean, like drugging somebody 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:07.400 and then take them to the lake and just throw 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.360 them in there. And all men, mostly men. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.559 Yeah, a lot of that case, a lot of their cases. 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.720 About half a dozen of the cases remain unknown. There's 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.760 one of the cases that I just mentioned that was 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:20.800 ruled a murder. They're still trying to figure this out, y'all. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.120 I didn't know about this till I heard Tony talking 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:24.760 about it. Now I'm like, I got it. Now, you're 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:26.200 gonna have me down a rabbit hole in the tree. 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.200 I'm done a rabbit hole now. Because Austin police are 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.560 saying they're denying the rumors of it being a serial killer, 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.160 but at the same time they're still investigating. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:36.240 Yeah, thoughts to the day, all right, Now, before I 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:38.480 go to Diddy, you said, you you pay attention to 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:39.199 a woman's hands. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.600 Why I just do, Like, I look at the woman's hands. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:43.600 They're not big. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:47.120 Nah, it's just always look, you know, because a lot 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.160 of women take care of their hands, like Lauren has 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:51.719 great hands. In the finger and the finger length and 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.520 the moisturization and stuff like that. I pay attention to that, 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.360 the nails, all that good stuff, especially when they be 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.480 taking selfies and they be holding the phone a certain way. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.960 I always in the hand, y'all, don't be looking at 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:02.840 the woman's hands. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:07.400 I'm married, David married. 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:07.480 Well, as your wife's saying, did y'all ever look at 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.719 that all the time? Remember that Seinfeld episode when he 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:12.640 was dating the girl with the man hands. 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:14.360 What does that mean? 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.240 Yeah, no, she had man hands. 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:16.960 She had a. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.360 Woman. She was a woman in the episode, but her 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.720 hands was like you could tell there was a big 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.960 man hand. When she would reach over Tom and she 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:27.760 wanted to wipe some food off his cheek and he 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:29.720 was like, no, I'm good, and then you just see 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:31.640 a big, robust hand. Come. 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:32.800 I never used to watch that. 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:34.480 I felt, oh, man, you're missing out. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.160 Man, I hear that, But you know, I just never 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.120 went into it for some reason from the South. Yeah, 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:43.440 I was nost You also said on your ten Thoughts 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.000 of the Day, you said, a wet handshake makes my 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:46.920 soul with it. So what if it's a beautiful woman 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.360 with nice hands with her hands are wet. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:55.400 Yeah, the wet hands is just gross. I can't deal 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.760 with it, especially if we if we're gonna be talking, 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:00.040 we're gonna be intimate, it's gonna be a wet hand. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:00.480 All the time. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:02.920 She's gonna be massaging me with a wet hand. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:04.959 Or what if it's wet because she because you got 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:06.320 her like that and she's been putting her hand on 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:07.320 the playing with that thing. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:09.000 You did it like that. He could you could have 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:09.480 just said. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:14.480 It without the visual representation. But no wet handshake is 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:18.240 the worst though. Yeah, Like, if you got a wet dap, 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:20.040 I'm gonna pounds you up after that. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.800 I hate to do with the one nail, that one 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:26.480 nail scratch you like I hate dapping dudes with the 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:27.000 long nail. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.120 Yeah, man, you a vampire. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:32.040 The one long picky is for the coke. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.160 That's for the coach. I'm like, yo, if you ain't 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.480 doing that, then you better be a vampire. If you 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.280 scratched me up in the dap, damn and women be 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:40.280 looking at man's hand. 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.000 It is disrespectful. I think about that all the time. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.520 You wash your hands, Like if I know my hands 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:44.920 been a little dap, I tell her, I tell you, 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.360 like now my hand damn and I give you an elbow. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:47.679 Disrespectful. 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:51.319 You know, come around the corner with random wetness, gross 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.400 repeat on yourself. Get it man. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.440 And the thing that you got to look out for 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.599 that you don't never realize is you know, you know, 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.199 sometimes you might just be walking in tuggy penis. But 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:02.599 and then like like you know, if you at the 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.400 house of something, you tugy peenis, did somebody walk in? 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:04.920 Give them? 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.240 You don't do that like wrong penis touff like wrong 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:09.720 like inside. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:10.440 The tug don't do that. 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:12.760 You walk around this tugget peenis just just. 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:16.719 Randomly why it's a long story, but. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.080 When I was younger, I had bought these pills called 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:19.960 Magna RX. 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:21.280 It seems like we all do it. 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:25.080 But I thought he meant like outside the clothing adjustment 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:26.240 you just like when I. 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:28.080 Was young I had bought these pills called Magna RX 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:29.720 and it was supposed to be pills to make a 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:31.920 penis bigger. And so one of the things that they 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:33.640 told you when you buy the Magna X is you 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.400 read it. They told you do this little exercise where 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.360 you tug on it when it's flasted. And so that's 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.120 just a habit I've had since I was young. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.480 I respect the fact that you admitted that you get 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:43.160 the penis enlargement pig. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:44.800 No. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:48.640 I ordered them out the back of double X up. Wow. Yeah, 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:52.280 I don't know. Actually, how old was you? I was 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.160 early twenty. 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:57.400 You don't know what they were. 0:14:58.160 --> 0:14:59.600 I don't know. That's a good question. 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:00.400 You don't measure. 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.760 I've been seven inches street four for a long time. 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:05.480 Eight when it's eight, when it's summertime. 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:08.000 You don't measure ivy, No, why not? 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:09.320 I've been married for so long. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:14.640 Measure stop leading on marriage. Never. You ain't never measured. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.560 No, you say it like you do it off every 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:18.720 year every year. 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.040