Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning.
Speaker 2: The breakfast club.
Speaker 3: Morning everybody, It's dj n V. Just hilarious, charlamage the guy.
Speaker 3: We are the breakfast club Lawn. La Rosa is here
Speaker 3: as well, and we got a special guest in the building.
Speaker 4: Guy, we got comedian Tony Baker.
Speaker 2: Welcome.
Speaker 1: What's uthing? Man?
Speaker 4: How you feeling good?
Speaker 1: I feel great. First time I met.
Speaker 4: You, I wasn't here the first time you came up,
Speaker 4: I was traveling.
Speaker 1: You was hiding from it, man, I wasn't I was
Speaker 1: going to ask you the hard hitting question. I really
Speaker 1: didn't have.
Speaker 4: How you feeling, brother, I'm good man.
Speaker 1: You're blessed to be out here. I love coming to
Speaker 1: New York. I can never I never get enough time
Speaker 1: out here. Though it's always a quick in and out.
Speaker 1: I want to be out here for like a month.
Speaker 5: You said, driving in New York makes you balder. Yeah, man,
Speaker 5: how did you come to stress school?
Speaker 1: Because he from rented a car. I shouldn't have messed around.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I flew in, I rented a car, and then I
Speaker 1: drove from JFK to Manhattan, and I was like.
Speaker 6: I knew nothing from the airport, even the people that
Speaker 6: live here. You take a car or Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It was a big miss steak A lost off my head.
Speaker 1: It was luxurious. You had a full I had a full.
Speaker 5: Head before you came here. And I also saw you
Speaker 5: say that a whole bagel is just too dense.
Speaker 1: It's just too much. Man, you need half a bagel.
Speaker 2: Why would you eat a bagel Tony?
Speaker 1: Why? I don't really eat bagels like that because they're
Speaker 1: so thick, So it's like half.
Speaker 4: But now, but New York is known for bagels and pizza.
Speaker 2: I ain't never you know.
Speaker 5: You know, when I first moved to New York, I
Speaker 5: was I was waking up in the morning ask people
Speaker 5: for biscuits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they was looking at me like I was crapy,
Speaker 2: come on down, come on.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm biscuits McGee, biscuit head in the Trap, the
Speaker 1: track in the Trap Man biscuit a head man, watch out,
Speaker 1: biscuit head.
Speaker 2: Got you damn?
Speaker 6: Where did they ain't come from? Just because you eat them?
Speaker 1: I just made it up, like recently because I'm a
Speaker 1: fiend for the biscuits. They got some good vegan biscuits
Speaker 1: out here.
Speaker 2: Piecea no such thing.
Speaker 1: They're good, though, but they kind of dry. But I
Speaker 1: like them dry are vegan pretty much? Yeah, I'm vegetaring
Speaker 1: one hundred percent, but mostly vegan.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 4: What's the difference. I'm sorry, I don't know, well.
Speaker 1: Vegan, Like it's like I might get a cookie that
Speaker 1: might have milkshot live in there, or you know, I
Speaker 1: might have a pancake that got you know, some milk
Speaker 1: in there, or like butter. So I can't claim vegan.
Speaker 1: You know, the vegans are serious, but why are you
Speaker 1: eating the I was like, you know what I'm saying
Speaker 1: that my back was against the wall, So I don't
Speaker 1: fully claim it, but one hundred percent vegetarian.
Speaker 4: But you eat fish. I don't eat fish. No, no animals, okay,
Speaker 4: no animal.
Speaker 1: People always exclude fish from the meat.
Speaker 4: I don't know. She just said it to I heard
Speaker 4: her ask somebody like you to eat fish though No.
Speaker 6: I said, do you still eat shrimp? Because someone was
Speaker 6: saying that they were vegan.
Speaker 2: It's all meat.
Speaker 1: If you an animal, you meat.
Speaker 6: Well, now I'm confused because I know people who don't
Speaker 6: eat meat but will still eat fish and shrimp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they still eat meat.
Speaker 6: You just said it's meat.
Speaker 1: It's all meat. If it's an animal. You meat.
Speaker 5: And when you say you don't eat meat, like I
Speaker 5: don't eat beef. I don't eat red meat.
Speaker 4: That's me.
Speaker 1: That's meat.
Speaker 5: But I don't eat beef. I don't eat red meat.
Speaker 5: But I will eat fish, I eat chicken, I eat turkey.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you in the games absolutely.
Speaker 2: Talking about I can tell me.
Speaker 5: I can't period, you know, but I love when you
Speaker 5: do your ten thoughts of the day, man, because like
Speaker 5: you put a fat Joe, don't let people talk.
Speaker 1: You don't let nobody talk.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I'll be watching him and Jada Man, Jada, Jada be
Speaker 1: saying five words of episode. But I watch every episode
Speaker 1: his story.
Speaker 6: It's so good.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm glad they did it. But uh,
Speaker 1: and the way Jada reacts to Joe graz crazy and so,
Speaker 1: but Joe don't let people talk, man, He come in man.
Speaker 1: He rolled all over Jim Jones as soon as the
Speaker 1: episode started.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but except when it came to the nos conversation, Yeah, conversation.
Speaker 6: He let him talk.
Speaker 1: No, he did, he did, and then he was like,
Speaker 1: but then Jim Jones put his foot in his mouth
Speaker 1: when he was like, put the billboards up and then
Speaker 1: that's the way messed up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I don't even know why that's even
Speaker 5: a conversation, Like you know what I mean, Like I
Speaker 5: love I like Jim.
Speaker 2: I love Jim Jones a lot.
Speaker 5: I think Jim Jones has been putting out some of
Speaker 5: the best music from over the last several years, probably
Speaker 5: the best music from from New York until now I
Speaker 5: started dropping those Kings Diseases.
Speaker 1: That's run. Now, this is my favorite rapper of all time.
Speaker 1: And with that hit boy Run, that just solidified his
Speaker 1: spot for me. Yeah, because that late in the game,
Speaker 1: making albums that hot, I don't know who else.
Speaker 5: Has done that and making it for people our age, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't even know, don't even on scarf facing jay
Speaker 5: Z can still make great music.
Speaker 2: And Common there's a lot of guys over in that
Speaker 2: age that make great.
Speaker 1: Sure, but they put out like you know one like
Speaker 1: you know Common and Pete Rock did a phenomenal job,
Speaker 1: but it's.
Speaker 4: Just be like you know in the series, the series,
Speaker 4: but now still gets busy. Yeah, hands down.
Speaker 1: That sixth albums, Yeah, they were all good.
Speaker 2: You ain't gonna won his first Grammy crazy, You ain't
Speaker 2: gonna get that one.
Speaker 1: He was overdue. So yeah, he my favorite.
Speaker 2: You said a shot. He has a great laugh, she.
Speaker 1: Do, she'd be laughing, And I'm a comedian, so I'll
Speaker 1: be looking for the laugh. Like you know, I feed
Speaker 1: off there y'all just sitting there taking and I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: about audition for S and L a few years back,
Speaker 1: and they were just sitting in the shadows. Gave me nothing.
Speaker 1: I was up there giving one hundred and thousand percent. Man,
Speaker 1: they were just sitting in the shadows. It was just silhouettes.
Speaker 1: They was sitting there like he's sitting right now, just
Speaker 1: with robes on, just looking squinty eyed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, full commitment.
Speaker 1: Nothing ain't.
Speaker 6: Auditions are like that. They normally don't give you much
Speaker 6: and all they got.
Speaker 1: To give me something. And I'm onna stay just saying
Speaker 1: that a live I cauld see if it was a drama,
Speaker 1: like if I'm doing the Viola David scene, I done
Speaker 1: lost the kids, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So you was sweating like I was up there giving it.
Speaker 1: All I had, and they was like, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I got that. And they were silhouetted.
Speaker 4: How do you leave that? Right?
Speaker 2: They were silhouetted?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't see it. All I saw was bodies
Speaker 1: and it was just like it was like they was
Speaker 1: all on Gangland confessing about the crimes, and you just
Speaker 1: couldn't see nothing. And I was like, all right, damn,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me, y'all.
Speaker 5: You ever got any cheeks? Because you told the girl
Speaker 5: she had a great laugh, I don't think so. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I can't remember that being the reason. Like, Man, you
Speaker 5: got a great laugh, and then the panties dropped, because.
Speaker 2: They always have you a comedian. If you can make
Speaker 2: them laugh, you can crack the ass.
Speaker 5: So I always wanted I wanted you making them laugh,
Speaker 5: and then you give them that compliment.
Speaker 2: Does that do something for him? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Usually I give
Speaker 1: that compliment in the moment, like during the show Man,
Speaker 1: you got a great laugh. That happened to me in
Speaker 1: Austin last weekend. She had a great laugh.
Speaker 2: But you could just be doing that because you want
Speaker 2: the cry to keep laughing.
Speaker 1: No, she really had a good one, though. It was
Speaker 1: like a residual holdover laugh, because some audiences laugh real
Speaker 1: quick and then hush, and I hate those.
Speaker 6: I think people were in the audience that you heard just.
Speaker 1: Her laugh like she was in the front row. She
Speaker 1: was like and it was like I would say something
Speaker 1: that Joe had finished and she's still giggling and then
Speaker 1: with the tear white. But I got the laugh and
Speaker 1: the tear wipe. So I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: I need to clone her and just bring up every
Speaker 1: show was the Austin show. It was Austin. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was the Austin last week.
Speaker 2: And you said you would have canceled the show if
Speaker 2: you knew they had a serial killer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're a serial killer.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I ain't see that.
Speaker 1: No where they got a serial killer allegedly out there.
Speaker 1: It's a whole bunch of men. They've been finding men
Speaker 1: at this lake called Ladybird Lake and just you know,
Speaker 1: dead dudes, and they're thinking like they be capturing them
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of like partying around there, like drinking,
Speaker 1: and so they've been finding these bodies, like the three weeks.
Speaker 6: Ago it was thirty eight bodies found thirty and rumors
Speaker 6: rife as thirty eight bodies found in and around Ladybird Lake.
Speaker 6: So far, this is they've been.
Speaker 4: Quiet on the serial killers. This one a long Island too, Yes, recently.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's not to go to Long Island.
Speaker 2: It's what kind of dad though, just dad, like like
Speaker 2: booty home.
Speaker 1: They didn't say the cause of death, but does it matter.
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't even know what's going on, like anything missing,
Speaker 5: Like I'm saying, like he's just killing people and just
Speaker 5: putting the body there like nothing.
Speaker 2: There's no motive, no, because usually.
Speaker 1: They got an mo like you know they would killed
Speaker 1: this way. But I don't tak Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like no souvenirs, you know, mark of a
Speaker 1: serial killer.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you really felt unsafe?
Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, I went to the scene of the crime. Yeah.
Speaker 6: But wait, I mean because the thirty eight, I mean,
Speaker 6: this is no normal. I'm not gonna say. That's gonna
Speaker 6: sound sensitive, nerman.
Speaker 2: It's gonna sound insensitive.
Speaker 1: Problem.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I meant. That's what said. I was
Speaker 6: going to say. The thirty eight bodies is over three years.
Speaker 5: Girl, you know how long that it is a short
Speaker 5: period of time.
Speaker 6: You'all didn't want to say, y'all mean, oh got you
Speaker 6: got you year?
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 6: Yes, But when you say serial killer, I'm thinking, like
Speaker 6: holl like with like a Jeffrey Dahmers, like everything's back
Speaker 6: to back to back to back to back.
Speaker 2: They got a space of not long it took for
Speaker 2: them to catch Jeffrey Donald.
Speaker 6: For the movie scene was like an hour.
Speaker 1: They took a while.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Donald was killing people for at least several.
Speaker 1: Years, did the riots early on they pulled him over
Speaker 1: and everything trunk. Yeah, if he was black, he would
Speaker 1: have get caught immediately absolutely to check that you got
Speaker 1: half a victim if he was black.
Speaker 7: Now you said Jeffrey Donmond was out for thirteen years
Speaker 7: from seventy eight to ninety one, and the first victim
Speaker 7: in seventy he said, what.
Speaker 6: Each other, but like he's a little dormant, like you
Speaker 6: were fine, but okay, but no, he's very on. It's
Speaker 6: not funny because people have died.
Speaker 2: Nobody, nobody but you nobody was funny.
Speaker 6: You know what you continue on?
Speaker 4: Let me shut up in this one. Now he said
Speaker 4: that he might get off.
Speaker 1: Well, they you know, they changed what they dropped some
Speaker 1: of the charges. Charges.
Speaker 2: Question this hold on one quick, real quick.
Speaker 5: Yes, you know Jeffrey Dama killed seventeen people in thirteen years,
Speaker 5: so Austin got thirty eight.
Speaker 6: You know the timeline on Jeffrey Donald. I thought it
Speaker 6: was way quicker. Is crazy numbers, it's all they're trying
Speaker 6: to figure out the number. It's still reports and rumors
Speaker 6: claim their bodies, someone is saying Austin police, they're still
Speaker 6: trying to figure out the numbers.
Speaker 5: And at least Dama was eating the men, not but like,
Speaker 5: what is the this guy doing? Whoever this person is,
Speaker 5: could be a woman, could be a woman, yeah, could
Speaker 5: be a woman because it's all men.
Speaker 4: She gotta be a diesel woman because you got to
Speaker 4: carry them into the lake. Right.
Speaker 1: What's weird about the Austin thing is I can't find
Speaker 1: like causes of death, Like they've been finding them in
Speaker 1: the in the water, maybe drowning or whatever.
Speaker 6: So it's like, but the numbers keep changing. It's nineteen,
Speaker 6: and it's thirty eight, then it's thirty eight, then it's nineteen.
Speaker 2: But you know, we don't even know how they're dying.
Speaker 1: No, No, they didn't have it listed.
Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah.
Speaker 6: The causes of death have been mainly attributed to accidental drownings.
Speaker 6: But the second thing that they're saying is potential suicide
Speaker 6: as well as drug overdose and natural causes. I mean,
Speaker 6: this is just for two teens that were found.
Speaker 1: Way did you get the serial on the lake killing themselves?
Speaker 6: That many times the articles are saying serial killer, but
Speaker 6: then they all they're trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's like romantic.
Speaker 5: Maybe somebody's luring them to the lake and they're being
Speaker 5: romantic about it and then killing them in some subtle way.
Speaker 1: But could you know what I mean, like drugging somebody
Speaker 1: and then take them to the lake and just throw
Speaker 1: them in there. And all men, mostly men.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of that case, a lot of their cases.
Speaker 6: About half a dozen of the cases remain unknown. There's
Speaker 6: one of the cases that I just mentioned that was
Speaker 6: ruled a murder. They're still trying to figure this out, y'all.
Speaker 2: I didn't know about this till I heard Tony talking
Speaker 2: about it. Now I'm like, I got it. Now, you're
Speaker 2: gonna have me down a rabbit hole in the tree.
Speaker 6: I'm done a rabbit hole now. Because Austin police are
Speaker 6: saying they're denying the rumors of it being a serial killer,
Speaker 6: but at the same time they're still investigating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thoughts to the day, all right, Now, before I
Speaker 3: go to Diddy, you said, you you pay attention to
Speaker 3: a woman's hands.
Speaker 1: Why I just do, Like, I look at the woman's hands.
Speaker 4: They're not big.
Speaker 1: Nah, it's just always look, you know, because a lot
Speaker 1: of women take care of their hands, like Lauren has
Speaker 1: great hands. In the finger and the finger length and
Speaker 1: the moisturization and stuff like that. I pay attention to that,
Speaker 1: the nails, all that good stuff, especially when they be
Speaker 1: taking selfies and they be holding the phone a certain way.
Speaker 1: I always in the hand, y'all, don't be looking at
Speaker 1: the woman's hands.
Speaker 4: I'm married, David married.
Speaker 1: Well, as your wife's saying, did y'all ever look at
Speaker 1: that all the time? Remember that Seinfeld episode when he
Speaker 1: was dating the girl with the man hands.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, she had man hands.
Speaker 2: She had a.
Speaker 1: Woman. She was a woman in the episode, but her
Speaker 1: hands was like you could tell there was a big
Speaker 1: man hand. When she would reach over Tom and she
Speaker 1: wanted to wipe some food off his cheek and he
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm good, and then you just see
Speaker 1: a big, robust hand. Come.
Speaker 2: I never used to watch that.
Speaker 1: I felt, oh, man, you're missing out.
Speaker 5: Man, I hear that, But you know, I just never
Speaker 5: went into it for some reason from the South. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was nost You also said on your ten Thoughts
Speaker 5: of the Day, you said, a wet handshake makes my
Speaker 5: soul with it. So what if it's a beautiful woman
Speaker 5: with nice hands with her hands are wet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the wet hands is just gross. I can't deal
Speaker 1: with it, especially if we if we're gonna be talking,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be intimate, it's gonna be a wet hand.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be massaging me with a wet hand.
Speaker 5: Or what if it's wet because she because you got
Speaker 5: her like that and she's been putting her hand on
Speaker 5: the playing with that thing.
Speaker 4: You did it like that. He could you could have
Speaker 4: just said.
Speaker 1: It without the visual representation. But no wet handshake is
Speaker 1: the worst though. Yeah, Like, if you got a wet dap,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pounds you up after that.
Speaker 3: I hate to do with the one nail, that one
Speaker 3: nail scratch you like I hate dapping dudes with the
Speaker 3: long nail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you a vampire.
Speaker 2: The one long picky is for the coke.
Speaker 1: That's for the coach. I'm like, yo, if you ain't
Speaker 1: doing that, then you better be a vampire. If you
Speaker 1: scratched me up in the dap, damn and women be
Speaker 1: looking at man's hand.
Speaker 5: It is disrespectful. I think about that all the time.
Speaker 5: You wash your hands, Like if I know my hands
Speaker 5: been a little dap, I tell her, I tell you,
Speaker 5: like now my hand damn and I give you an elbow.
Speaker 2: Disrespectful.
Speaker 1: You know, come around the corner with random wetness, gross
Speaker 1: repeat on yourself. Get it man.
Speaker 5: And the thing that you got to look out for
Speaker 5: that you don't never realize is you know, you know,
Speaker 5: sometimes you might just be walking in tuggy penis. But
Speaker 5: and then like like you know, if you at the
Speaker 5: house of something, you tugy peenis, did somebody walk in?
Speaker 2: Give them?
Speaker 1: You don't do that like wrong penis touff like wrong
Speaker 1: like inside.
Speaker 2: The tug don't do that.
Speaker 4: You walk around this tugget peenis just just.
Speaker 2: Randomly why it's a long story, but.
Speaker 5: When I was younger, I had bought these pills called
Speaker 5: Magna RX.
Speaker 4: It seems like we all do it.
Speaker 1: But I thought he meant like outside the clothing adjustment
Speaker 1: you just like when I.
Speaker 5: Was young I had bought these pills called Magna RX
Speaker 5: and it was supposed to be pills to make a
Speaker 5: penis bigger. And so one of the things that they
Speaker 5: told you when you buy the Magna X is you
Speaker 5: read it. They told you do this little exercise where
Speaker 5: you tug on it when it's flasted. And so that's
Speaker 5: just a habit I've had since I was young.
Speaker 1: I respect the fact that you admitted that you get
Speaker 1: the penis enlargement pig.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I ordered them out the back of double X up. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Actually, how old was you? I was
Speaker 2: early twenty.
Speaker 1: You don't know what they were.
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: You don't measure.
Speaker 5: I've been seven inches street four for a long time.
Speaker 5: Eight when it's eight, when it's summertime.
Speaker 1: You don't measure ivy, No, why not?
Speaker 4: I've been married for so long.
Speaker 1: Measure stop leading on marriage. Never. You ain't never measured.
Speaker 6: No, you say it like you do it off every
Speaker 6: year every year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make sure ain't no fun and games happening. I
Speaker 1: measured annually.
Speaker 6: You've seen changes?
Speaker 1: No, it's usually consistent.
Speaker 2: But you know when you get older, when you get older.
Speaker 1: And naturally and so you get shorter. I'm like all right,
Speaker 1: let me see what's happening. Yeah, yeah, I'm measured every year.
Speaker 2: I just don't know when that when they I know
Speaker 2: they say when you get older. I just don't know when, right,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'll be forty seven on Sunday.
Speaker 1: I don't know a birthday.
Speaker 5: By the way, you thank you, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 5: thank you. So I'm the only person that do a
Speaker 5: little little little tug when it's flashing.
Speaker 1: A raw tug is wild, especially like where you be
Speaker 1: at you be at home, you be, you be a
Speaker 1: whole with the raw tig, it's crazy. That's crazy old
Speaker 1: food who's.
Speaker 2: Raw to his wild?
Speaker 4: Speaking of Ditty, you said Diddy might get off, right,
Speaker 4: he was speaking.
Speaker 5: Of those goddamn Diddy nobody's god damn Diddy.
Speaker 4: And the thoughts of the day. You said Diddy might
Speaker 4: get off. What's your thoughts on Diddy?
Speaker 1: Because they were dropping some charges and I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, Tony, that's not true, Lauren.
Speaker 6: They backed away from theories. Uh. Then basically the way
Speaker 6: that the jury was instructed to deliberate was like, don't
Speaker 6: worry too much about this because this is where we're
Speaker 6: stronger at. But no charges have actually been drying.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so false headlines, Yes, okay.
Speaker 6: But did you think he was coming home before that?
Speaker 1: I thought he was going in.
Speaker 6: Now you don't think he's going in.
Speaker 1: Once they said that, they was like they dropping the
Speaker 1: was it sex trafficking? There was like a few that.
Speaker 2: They had arson and the kidnapping.
Speaker 1: I think yeah, the arson, kidnapping and the sex trafficking
Speaker 1: was I was like, oh, this sounds like he might.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they ain't drop none of those.
Speaker 1: Well, then he going in. He going somewhere, like I
Speaker 1: don't know how long he getting, but he getting something.
Speaker 2: You put a Paul that God, the whole ship sounded crazy.
Speaker 2: Get how long he gonna be? But he getting something?
Speaker 6: You posted only things because y'all been in here.
Speaker 1: Tripping on the whole Paul episode.
Speaker 2: Put Paul after that he might get off?
Speaker 1: Why get off? Did he might get off?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know what you meant. I don't think that needed.
Speaker 4: It felt like it just that's he just gotta just
Speaker 4: gotta to put a button on.
Speaker 1: The ten thoughts, what do you.
Speaker 3: Think when you when you heard that he allegedly likes
Speaker 3: men seeming on his nipples?
Speaker 6: He does you ain't hurt nothing else but them charge
Speaker 6: the job. You ain't hurt that part he like on
Speaker 6: his nipples. That's one of the girls alleged.
Speaker 2: No, not a girl. Cassie said that. Cassie said that
Speaker 2: he used to like for what she is? A girl?
Speaker 2: He said, But you just said a girl.
Speaker 6: I remember which one of the women.
Speaker 2: It was the star witnesses going to court every day.
Speaker 5: She said that the guys used to ejaculate on her,
Speaker 5: and then Dinny would want her to rub the ejaculation
Speaker 5: on his nipples.
Speaker 4: He's not joking, he jokes like she did, not joking.
Speaker 4: This is true, This is real. This is what said.
Speaker 1: That's wild business, Doug. That's wild. I ain't know that.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're all into summer.
Speaker 2: I guess I ain't in nothing like that.
Speaker 1: It's something you be. You be tugging raw whole foods.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You're liable to do anything at this.
Speaker 2: Point that would sound crazy in the court game, right
Speaker 2: he was. He was tugging raw and hopefully food.
Speaker 1: In the self served part where you make your own plate.
Speaker 1: Man wild.
Speaker 6: When you walk in your local whole foods down, they're
Speaker 6: gonna look at you so different.
Speaker 2: I don't go whole foods. I go on wemon listen,
Speaker 2: who would you say? You are hopeful too expensive?
Speaker 1: It is expensive?
Speaker 2: What sure woman has spen the two, but it's.
Speaker 4: Hopefully way for expensive Wegmans. Hopeful is different, disrespectful expensive, especially.
Speaker 1: When you build your own and you wear it. They'd
Speaker 1: be like thirty seven dollars for your rice and your
Speaker 1: little potato ball. What was you about to say?
Speaker 5: I don't even remember. I don't even remember. Oh you know,
Speaker 5: who would you say you are? Outside of comedy?
Speaker 1: This is a dad Just regularly, I'll be playing game.
Speaker 1: I'm a movie nerd for sure, thousand percent. Yeah, out
Speaker 1: side of the comedy. I'm an actor too, So I
Speaker 1: started out acting before the comedy, and then I just
Speaker 1: started doing stand up and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: got more control over my career with this, So, you know,
Speaker 1: just a naturally funny dude. I denied the funny growing
Speaker 1: up because my brother's never laughed at me, so I
Speaker 1: felt like I wasn't funny. So then I would go
Speaker 1: to school and they'd be laughing, but it never registered,
Speaker 1: so I was just like whatever.
Speaker 5: That's why being a comedian is so tough, because it's
Speaker 5: like you need that ballad how you talked about when
Speaker 5: you did sn L and you didn't get no laughter
Speaker 5: from them, And then you said your brothers didn't laugh
Speaker 5: at you.
Speaker 2: So how did you know you was funny?
Speaker 1: I found out people were saying it, but it still
Speaker 1: just didn't register. It was just like girls be like
Speaker 1: you funny, and like when you're young. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be funny to the girls. This before I knew
Speaker 1: funny was you know that funny? And I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be cool, and like, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm trying to holler. But then then when
Speaker 1: I was going through college and stuff and hosting shows
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and this random girl pulled me
Speaker 1: to the side and was.
Speaker 2: Like, you're hilarious.
Speaker 1: I was like, who are you and she was like,
Speaker 1: I saw you host that MC battle thing. And so
Speaker 1: then that's when it registered, because she pulled me out
Speaker 1: of nowhere. I was at a common concert with Electric
Speaker 1: Circus Tour and she said that, And then it's just
Speaker 1: always stuck. Man, you know what I'm saying, I might
Speaker 1: be funny for real. Even though people have been saying
Speaker 1: it for years, it just never registered. And so and
Speaker 1: then I used that once I moved to LA for
Speaker 1: Acts acting and I was like, man, maybe I should
Speaker 1: try to stand up. That's the way, you know, to
Speaker 1: get rolls and stuff. And then I did stand up
Speaker 1: one time and just kept going ever since.
Speaker 4: Remember your wors show. Always talk about your wors show
Speaker 4: and your best Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember I bombed out here in uh in the
Speaker 1: Bronx at Rob Stapleton's room.
Speaker 3: Of course Rob Stapleton, who I'm sure it was there.
Speaker 4: Talent, they weren't.
Speaker 1: They weren't there that night. It was just Rob. It
Speaker 1: was a salsa confuego his short and I went in there.
Speaker 1: I wasn't planning on going up. I had shorts on
Speaker 1: me and my ex girlfriend. We were just there. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to see the room because I know Rob
Speaker 1: for a long time.
Speaker 2: Let me just go peep people.
Speaker 1: So I'm just sitting there like.
Speaker 2: Yo, do you want to go up?
Speaker 1: I was like, nah, you know what I'm saying. We're
Speaker 1: just chilling, you know what I'm saying. And then he
Speaker 1: came back and I was like, I really don't want
Speaker 1: to go. I had shorts on, basketball shorts that just
Speaker 1: had on like some jeans shorts and it.
Speaker 2: Was hard to talk in but yeah, it was getting.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. If you're not Gabriel Glaciers,
Speaker 1: put some pants on and so uh so. I was
Speaker 1: just like, nah, you know, I didn't want to say nothing,
Speaker 1: but I was trying to say no. Then he came
Speaker 1: back a third time. He was like, yo, man, it
Speaker 1: five minutes. I was like, And then my girl was like,
Speaker 1: just do five minutes. I was all right, man, I
Speaker 1: do five minutes. Went up there man telling my jokes.
Speaker 1: I went up there with the good material and they
Speaker 1: was just distracted. They was on their phone. I was
Speaker 1: just like, damn, I'm a bit of tanker. It was
Speaker 1: other comedians up there like, man, let's see what Tony
Speaker 1: Biker is all about. Took the al This one made
Speaker 1: the ale official. After I did that medio cassette. Before
Speaker 1: I get off stage, robbers like, nah, man, come here,
Speaker 1: ton y'all don't understand, man, this dude's funny. Man, Damn
Speaker 1: the nail in the coffin. I was a skeleton in
Speaker 1: his arms at that point. I was dead on the ride.
Speaker 2: Man, y'all don't get it.
Speaker 1: Man zimp me up, zip up my bag and throw
Speaker 1: me in the corner the truck man. Oh that's that
Speaker 1: was the nail in the coffin. Man.
Speaker 4: But you tell your girl when you walked up you did.
Speaker 1: I told you, like, man, I had this shorts on,
Speaker 1: and you said, and then that's why we broke up.
Speaker 1: That's not why we broke up. Like I got revenge
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn like the next night. But uh, that was
Speaker 1: that was like the latest bomb that sticks with me.
Speaker 1: I remember my first one. That was at the J
Speaker 1: Spot in Inglewood and I went up there and it
Speaker 1: was a black room, kind of hood hood ish, you know.
Speaker 1: I went up there, did my material. They was just
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And then I got off stage. Comedian was like, look
Speaker 1: like he just got out of jail and was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do comedy. Crowd laughed. I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: So I took that l down when I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get revenge anytime I take an al. I
Speaker 1: want revenge. I want another show. So I went up
Speaker 1: there a second time, did worse than the first time.
Speaker 1: Him double l LLL cool j L Ron Hubbert and
Speaker 1: then this this how official L was the dude was
Speaker 1: looking at me in the front row and he was
Speaker 1: just looking at me, and then he just turned to
Speaker 1: the side and looked at this girl like, what's up
Speaker 1: with tonight? And I heard him say and I was
Speaker 1: just like god damn, because he just turned he was like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: what's up with tonight?
Speaker 2: Said nothing. You took me to this black ass comedy
Speaker 2: shows the best you could take.
Speaker 1: Me a skeleton again, man, I had pants on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I remember the als man, but they're always funnier
Speaker 1: than the winds though. Yeah.
Speaker 5: You know, you were one of the first to blend
Speaker 5: stand up and social media in a way to me
Speaker 5: that didn't feel forced.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how did you avoid the trap of, like,
Speaker 2: you know, saying, you know what they say, I suck
Speaker 2: on stage. I'm just I'm gonna go full time influencer.
Speaker 1: Oh no, like stand up for me is everything. Like
Speaker 1: I just used social media just to get you to
Speaker 1: come to my shoeld. And so, you know, when I
Speaker 1: was doing the voiceovers heavy, my my following exploded the
Speaker 1: animal voiceover. Yeah, and so once I started doing that,
Speaker 1: you know now and now the stand up clips are in.
Speaker 1: But once I started doing the voiceovers, I was like, good,
Speaker 1: come see me live.
Speaker 2: Did they ever want you to do that on stage?
Speaker 2: Like Animal Voice? Tony?
Speaker 1: This lady said that recently my shows in Detroit. She
Speaker 1: was like, I thought you were gonna do like some
Speaker 1: animals stuf. I was like, that don't translate on stage.
Speaker 1: It's just like, man, I just thought she was gonna
Speaker 1: do something, and I think, uh, I think the white
Speaker 1: audience looks at me like that a little bit, you know,
Speaker 1: because they come expecting one thing, like the cats. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Black folks get it. But she
Speaker 1: was a white lady and I was like, no, hell, no,
Speaker 1: home dude, what I'm gonna do on stage? You know,
Speaker 1: I do talk about animals and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: But man, if I was at a show and I
Speaker 5: saw somebody bombing and then they broke out in the animal.
Speaker 2: Voice, oh my god, I wouldn't die.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, cute up the video and then just
Speaker 1: do that, just like a random cat video. And I'm
Speaker 1: just sitting there, like man, I was, I would be
Speaker 1: dead inside skeleton again.
Speaker 2: Just put the shorts on me because I love.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna front when somebody's doing really really good,
Speaker 5: I'm silent because I'm listening. I actually, actually that's why
Speaker 5: I love watching stand up on TV, because there's nobody
Speaker 5: around you.
Speaker 2: To laugh over what the next joke might be.
Speaker 5: You know, sometimes comedians y'all tell jokes and then it'll
Speaker 5: be just like a something small. You'll sandy your breath,
Speaker 5: but you'll miss it because everybody laughing. So I like
Speaker 5: to listen. So when somebody's really good, I'm like, like
Speaker 5: really intently listening and might chuckle.
Speaker 2: But when somebody's bombing, I'm dying.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know that's the word.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, man.
Speaker 1: I'll be feeling bad. I hate laughing at the bomb
Speaker 1: because I too could be a victim of the bomb.
Speaker 1: You know, no comedian is above the bomb. Every comedian
Speaker 1: is bombed. So I'm always scared the karma is gonna
Speaker 1: come back. So I just be like, damn, man. But
Speaker 1: if a comedian is cocky and they bomb, I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh I'll be I'll be eating it up back there.
Speaker 1: I'll be a full course meal. But like you thought,
Speaker 1: she was just gonna go up there rip.
Speaker 5: I think the thing that makes me laughing I like
Speaker 5: seeing people trying to dig their way out of that hole.
Speaker 1: If you do an asshole and you up there taking
Speaker 1: the air, I'll be like, he loves that, like he
Speaker 1: loves There's one show he always talks about the God
Speaker 1: don't do that.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say the person, but he talks about
Speaker 4: the show all the time.
Speaker 2: Who is ill? That's my man, and he's over that.
Speaker 2: He don't got a scrub from the internet.
Speaker 1: Wait, somebody bombs at the garden.
Speaker 2: This years years years square. Yes, but it was so funny,
Speaker 2: I mean, the best one ever.
Speaker 1: Dang, that's an epic bomb on Biggie birthday.
Speaker 5: And he came out and he said, I want y'all
Speaker 5: to love me the way y'all love that rappers.
Speaker 1: No he opened with that. Wait was he the headliner?
Speaker 5: No, okay, no, no, that's my guy.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to bring that up. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you later.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you he's super funny, by the way, he
Speaker 5: is super fun years.
Speaker 3: He just had a bad Yes, but Charlamagne never talks
Speaker 3: about the time.
Speaker 4: He super funny. Always just talks about this one incident.
Speaker 1: Because the bombs always stick out. You know, like when
Speaker 1: we when we talk to each other in the group chat,
Speaker 1: we'd be like, all right, man, because we had a
Speaker 1: friend of mine. He would always be like, I killed,
Speaker 1: I destroyed. We like, alright, man, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But when you bomb, we be wanting to hear the story.
Speaker 1: We'd be like, because it's a funny story when he.
Speaker 4: Bombed, telling them what they said.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. I'm not bringing it back up.
Speaker 1: I don't want to back up.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: No, I tell you later, I tell you I don'
Speaker 2: want to do that. He's a good dude.
Speaker 4: You know it's not on in and anymore now.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I didn't want to bring it up,
Speaker 2: and don't even bring it up.
Speaker 1: Is he still doing comedy?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, funny solf.
Speaker 1: You got movies.
Speaker 4: Not but he's funny, funny sells out every time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's been around for just that one show was
Speaker 3: just yeah he's been This was like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Man, trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1: What do you have on? What city?
Speaker 2: He doing that?
Speaker 3: When Tody gonna be at the city grinder Rey today
Speaker 3: and tomorrow. Yes, if you haven't got your tickets, get
Speaker 3: your tickets and you come.
Speaker 4: On every every eight years, you come up here nine years.
Speaker 1: No, I was here. Uh last time I was in
Speaker 1: New York? Was a was it Caroline? So I want
Speaker 1: to say twenty twenty two, maybe maybe it was twenty one.
Speaker 4: Or twenty years Caroline's closing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think that was the last time I
Speaker 1: can game out here solo. Me and Kevin going on
Speaker 1: on tour. Me and Kevi on stage, going on tour
Speaker 1: in September, the ball Brothers Tour starting September through November,
Speaker 1: and we're doing like fifteen cities and this is a
Speaker 1: show where we're both on stage at the same time.
Speaker 1: It's very audience interactive.
Speaker 2: We've been super cool. Oh yeah coming up here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's here now, Yes, today, Yes, sneaky. I was
Speaker 1: wondering why he was awake because we played pool on
Speaker 1: the phone all the time and I thought he was
Speaker 1: in LA and I was, I was, I was texting
Speaker 1: him the Pool game. I was like, what, you're still up?
Speaker 1: I know here early bird. So but yeah, we're going
Speaker 1: on tour, so he probably gonna talk about it too there.
Speaker 2: So what's the website. It's, uh, you can get tickets.
Speaker 1: On Kevi on stage dot com right now and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be on more links to but we start that
Speaker 1: in September.
Speaker 2: That's dope, man, traveling to traveling the country, getting money
Speaker 2: with your friends. It's the best.
Speaker 1: It's the best. That's what I want to what up
Speaker 1: doing a stand.
Speaker 4: Up Well, get your tickets. He's gonna be in the
Speaker 4: city this weekend and we appreciate you for joining us, Tony.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Tell him to follow you and all that stuff, so
Speaker 2: you can follow me.
Speaker 1: Tony Baker on Instagram, Tony Baker Comedy on YouTube Tony
Speaker 1: Baker Comedy. I hate my TikTok name, Tony Bigger Comedy
Speaker 1: real you know how you always got to add stuff. Yah, man,
Speaker 1: that's why don't even go on TikTok. I'll be like
Speaker 1: man here, but uh yeah, mainly Tony Baker Comedy. You
Speaker 1: can find me anywhere and.
Speaker 5: Subscribe to Tony's podcast to wherever you listen to podcasts at.
Speaker 1: Yes, Verbal Cardio get in on it. And we got
Speaker 1: the Ball Brothers podcast as well.
Speaker 4: So it's the Breakfast Club. It's Tony Baker, Wake that
Speaker 4: ass up in the morning.
Speaker 2: The Breakfast Club