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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Heday mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hi, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Claire Claire. How are you? This is Pete Eakins.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from Corporate HR here at Facebook. I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to bother you on your off hours. I know

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Speaker 1: you're not in the building right now working, but I

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Speaker 1: needed to call you because I need to speak with

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Speaker 1: you about a serious issue that has come up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's the problem. Well, I don't think I need to

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Speaker 1: tell you what the problem is. I think you probably

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Speaker 1: should know what the problem is. I'm confused. What can you?

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Speaker 1: Can you expla me what exactly this is for? Mhm oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're waiting for me to explain. I just

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Speaker 1: don't think I need to explain, seeing is what happened.

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Speaker 1: I'm not exactly clear of what happened, so I kind

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Speaker 1: of need a little like tell I have no idea

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Speaker 1: what's going on. Well, you just started here not too

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Speaker 1: long ago, and you've made a big impression already. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand what the tonails is. A thousand words, doesn't it.

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Speaker 1: I guess you don't need to talk to too many

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Speaker 1: people toil toenail or fingernail or wherever you get in

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Speaker 1: the nails from definitely speaks louder than your voice. Scan Now,

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Speaker 1: am I making sense? I didn't do anything what tonails?

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Speaker 1: Discussing ass coworker that's doing it, not me? Maybe you

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Speaker 1: want to explain im disgusting as coworker. It's over in

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Speaker 1: their cubicle every day and cut their fingernails and when

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Speaker 1: he thinks no one is around, he starts cutting his tonails.

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Speaker 1: All right, I do want to go ahead and say

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Speaker 1: that I'm taking record of this phone call. And if

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Speaker 1: you're blaming another employee because you've been cutting your fingernails

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Speaker 1: and your tonails at your desk, that is an issue

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Speaker 1: as well. Why would I cut my own tonails at work?

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Speaker 1: That is something that needs to be done in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: That's the question that I had when I saw the envelope.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? An envelope with your tonenails and

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Speaker 1: your fingernails was sent to one Mark Zuckerberg, the head

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Speaker 1: of the company, and he doesn't open his own. Somebody

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Speaker 1: else opened it and it got sent to me. So

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Speaker 1: I could have a discussion with you. Do you want

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Speaker 1: to tell me how those tonenails and those fingernails got

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Speaker 1: in an envelope in Mark Zuckerberg's mailbox. Somebody else must

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Speaker 1: have done that. That is just stusting. Okay, Well, you

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Speaker 1: have a cute little name that you call our boss,

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Speaker 1: don't you? What are you talking about? You call him

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Speaker 1: mark Berg? Don't you? No, I've heard other coworkers do that,

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Speaker 1: but I don't do that. Oh okay, So with everybody

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Speaker 1: else's cutting off their nails and putting a note in

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Speaker 1: there with a picture of you waving high saying hello,

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Speaker 1: Mark Berg, I'm glad to be working for your company.

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Speaker 1: They gave me my picture. Your picture was in the

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Speaker 1: envelope waving high and not waving with all fingers I

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Speaker 1: should say, and saying pleasure to be working at your company,

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Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg. But the Z was replaced within app and

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Speaker 1: your tonenails were in there. Why would I do that

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Speaker 1: when I'm a brand new employee. So you mean to

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Speaker 1: tell me that somebody else cut your fingernails and toenails,

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Speaker 1: got a picture of you giving the camera the bird,

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Speaker 1: and sent an envelope on over to Mark Zuckerberg's office

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Speaker 1: saying Hello, Mark Berg. It's a pleasure to be working

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Speaker 1: for you. It's probably that Naki ask coworker that I

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Speaker 1: keep complaining about because he has terrible high and he

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Speaker 1: doesn't know when did you stop at home in the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and when did you stop at work? Well, how

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Speaker 1: do you explain the taste test? Then? I have no

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Speaker 1: idea what you're talking about. Well, since the envelope was

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Speaker 1: delivered to mark Berg's office with your nails in it

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Speaker 1: and the note saying pleasure to be working for you,

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Speaker 1: mark Berg, I went ahead and harvested all of the

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Speaker 1: vacuum bags from the cleaning crew around your cubicle, and

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Speaker 1: I pulled every single nail out of there that we

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Speaker 1: could find, and I tasted them against the ones in

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Speaker 1: the envelope and they taste exactly like the ones that

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Speaker 1: came from right outside of your cubicle. Why the hell

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Speaker 1: would you do that? That is disgusted because I take

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Speaker 1: pride at my job and I needed to get to

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Speaker 1: the bottom of it. And the taste matched exactly. Oh,

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Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? Has anybody told you have

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Speaker 1: a toenail taste? This is so ridiculous. I'm done. If

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Speaker 1: somebody else caused me back from HR, I'll be happy

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Speaker 1: to cooperate with them, but I'm done with this. This

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Speaker 1: is disgusting. Is there anything else they mean for me

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Speaker 1: before I hang out? Well, yes, there is one thing. Actually,

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Speaker 1: what is that? Because I can make this all go

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Speaker 1: away if you'd be willing to cooperate. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I would like a weekly supply of those new gaty

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Speaker 1: tones nails because honestly, they were dish delih you are

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Speaker 1: disgusting and I'm done with that. I'm so done. Well,

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Speaker 1: don't be done yet, because I need to tell you.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your husband. Rob set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. He said that you just started working

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Speaker 1: there and he wanted to mess with you because you

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Speaker 1: have an employee who cuts his tone nails and you

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Speaker 1: call Mark Zucker work. Oh my god, I love you,

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Speaker 1: but I got you, babe. Oh my god, Rob, I

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Speaker 1: hate you for Oh my gosh, this is this is

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Speaker 1: so good. I can't believe you went to the taste

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Speaker 1: of her freaking toe nails. You're disgusting. The Jewel Show

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