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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's a Nick Grazer podcast. I'm

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Speaker 1: here in St. Louis with Andrew Colin and that Mike

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Speaker 1: cover is still sitting there. That smells like poop from

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Speaker 1: where you threw it a week ago. I mean, who

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Speaker 1: knows what it smells like now? Maybe it went away.

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Speaker 1: I can't test you can I kick it over? You go?

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Speaker 1: We go at the same time. I'll smelling in between. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll smell like a what's it called, like a lady

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Speaker 1: in the train put on the llama's notes. I think

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Speaker 1: it's gone. We think it's gone. I was gonna get

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Speaker 1: it up with will you wait get in there? It

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Speaker 1: ship goes away? Okay. I regret writing Amazon. They told

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Speaker 1: me had to return it. I was like, I'm not

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Speaker 1: touching that thing. No, it burn the fucking packaging. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Amazon famously if you return anything to them, they

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Speaker 1: throw it away. It ends up in landfills. Whatever you return.

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Speaker 1: I like that was like our version of eating spaghetti together.

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Speaker 1: That's what I said. It was. With those sunglasses Andrew

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Speaker 1: has on fourth of July sunglasses. Did you get those

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Speaker 1: on the fourth Cardinals game. Oh really, it's like the

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Speaker 1: prize that they gave you know, I bought them. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't expensive. They're not polarized. They might be polarizing, yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, because people either hate

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Speaker 1: them or they really hate them. Well, I think if

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Speaker 1: anything really pro if you're a guy wearing like an

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Speaker 1: America flat like for a for a cape, people think

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Speaker 1: that's a little much. Um. I was trying to test

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Speaker 1: Chris's vision the other day because he's like, I think

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Speaker 1: I need to get glasses for the first time ever,

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Speaker 1: and so I started like asking him. We were just

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Speaker 1: like at the gate, and so I was staring out

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Speaker 1: at the airfield and I'm like, what about that, Like

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Speaker 1: can you read what's on that? And he was like,

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Speaker 1: I think it's as flammable, but I just kind of

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Speaker 1: know that it would say flammable you know, or like

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Speaker 1: you know, bags only or whatever it is. And so

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Speaker 1: and then I was like, what about that? How many

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Speaker 1: stripes are on that flag? It was American flag? Do

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Speaker 1: you know what he stripes on the flag? How many

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Speaker 1: I'd have to see it? I would say, it's uh, fuck,

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Speaker 1: it's not it's fifty stars, and then it's I think

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Speaker 1: it's the original colonies maybe, so sixteen stripes not bad though,

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Speaker 1: why don't they end on a unlucky number? They should

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Speaker 1: have just done one more? Do you think it was unlucky? Then?

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Speaker 1: When did thirteen be came? Probably later because of which

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Speaker 1: is and which just came after colonies? Yeah, four colonies.

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Speaker 1: Colonies were like Jamestown, which trials, that was all after

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Speaker 1: we settled. They were burning witches and they used to

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Speaker 1: do that thing of like they would drown you, and

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Speaker 1: if you survived, you are a witch. And if you drowned,

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Speaker 1: they knew you weren't a witch. So either way you're fucked,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, wait, so

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Speaker 1: they drowned, so like if they suspected you were a witch,

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Speaker 1: they would like tie like a fucking thing to your

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Speaker 1: and if you drown they'd be like, oh wow, what see,

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Speaker 1: yes she was immortal not immortal? Yeah, Um, how does

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Speaker 1: the witch become? Is it just a woman? That got

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Speaker 1: was all they fled for their like the Puritans fled

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Speaker 1: to have religious freedom, to be religious fucking insane people.

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Speaker 1: So like anything that would go against religion, which was

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Speaker 1: witchcraft or you know girls swooning, people fainting in church,

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Speaker 1: it gave them an excuse, and it was and it

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Speaker 1: was anti religion. I just love that Jesus turned a

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Speaker 1: snake a stick into a snake, or water into wine.

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Speaker 1: He was a huge witch. Yeah, such a witch, long hair, blasphemous, no,

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Speaker 1: but like a hot witch. The craft, ye, yeah, like

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Speaker 1: Nev Campbell and the Craft. Do you ever watch that

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Speaker 1: this movie what's the other one with the three girls

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Speaker 1: and the revamp of the Brady Bunch also married to

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Speaker 1: and to get revenge on her, they like, you know,

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Speaker 1: her hair fell out, which is like a popular blonde

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Speaker 1: girl's nightmare. And she's like, it's my nightmare, but it's

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Speaker 1: like day it's my daydream, just your reality. Know. Also

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Speaker 1: she had blonde hair, right obviously. Then yeah, it's always

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Speaker 1: You know. I like that. People just are I was

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Speaker 1: talking to Girls Gotta Eat Girls yesterday about getting back

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Speaker 1: understood not doing that because you already have love there

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Speaker 1: you probably a lot of times I think you break

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Speaker 1: up because you don't you don't have the tools to

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Speaker 1: get through a uh, you know, a fight or a disagreement.

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Speaker 1: And I think, yeah, or like, and you're too young

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Speaker 1: to understand, like these things are fine. Like I just

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Speaker 1: reposted this as as their parrel um so good story.

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Speaker 1: Did you see Yeah, I don't know why purel Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're purele pr bathroom And she says seven relationship myths

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Speaker 1: believing it does sound like a got it? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: My people in a relationship don't flirt myths. Honesty is

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Speaker 1: the best policy. Myth. Bad sex should always be a

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Speaker 1: relationship deal breaker. Your significant other should be your friends.

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Speaker 1: Fighting is always a sign that something is wrong. Myth.

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Speaker 1: Once a cheeter, always a cheeter. To get past cheating,

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Speaker 1: you must forgive and forget or just dump the cheeter.

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Speaker 1: Now did any of those strike you? I know you

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Speaker 1: were focused on saying myth? Did you hear anything of

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Speaker 1: what I was saying? Like, could you either repeat one

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Speaker 1: got best friends shouldn't be best friends. People don't flirt. Um,

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Speaker 1: well I got the first four your best friend I

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Speaker 1: believe a little bit of codependency. It's not bad if

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be like he's my one and only. It's like

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Speaker 1: people who say, I bet, people who say that their

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Speaker 1: same people who say their dad or their mom was

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Speaker 1: their best friend. You need friends, bitch. You need to

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Speaker 1: get actual girlfriends who aren't like, you know, he's my

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Speaker 1: really is just circumstantial. And but that doesn't mean you

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Speaker 1: That's a whole another thing. What um, But I think

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Speaker 1: a sexual and they still deserve to be in a relationship,

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Speaker 1: just like in a hookup. I feel like someone who's

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Speaker 1: I'm open to like, yes I'm not I'm not coming

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Speaker 1: at another time. But like the instant defense of like,

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Speaker 1: well you do this is like okay, well you know what.

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Speaker 1: This conversation is over. I can't do it unless it

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Speaker 1: instantly it negates everything you say because no one's perfect.

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Speaker 1: Of course everyone's going to be a little hypocritical, but

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Speaker 1: you get defensive if you feel like someone's being too offensive.

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Speaker 1: So then if you come at them and go you know,

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Speaker 1: I would really appreciate it if you might go down

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Speaker 1: on me longer you haven't been in the last few weeks. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I really could use you know, a good head, and

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Speaker 1: that'd be great as opposed to like you never eat

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Speaker 1: eradicate from conversations that you have I've heard that advice before,

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Speaker 1: it and someone told you know, sometimes you just don't

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00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,639
Speaker 1: know about the word amount the treasure right in your backyard?

425
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 1: Where is it? Uh? How far of a drive? Off? Minutes?

426
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: So bad? But um, yeah, no, I don't know. That's

427
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: pretty much what I do. That's pretty much my life is.

428
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 1: I just do that. I caught up some peppers and

429
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: I hit some golf. I had sex last night and

430
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: I had heartburn. And it's so funny, like as when

431
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 1: you get older, instead of taking um bag or you

432
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 1: take a sand attack the only way do you ever

433
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: take anymore? Yeah? Yeah, I took one the night before

434
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 1: and I had to bad heartburn and even fucking and

435
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: Brenna called me out on taking a cat in the

436
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: trash can. Then you got it right now. I'm like,

437
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell Brenna to start digging in the trash

438
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: because he's gonna start hiding it now. Oh yeah, I'm

439
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: gonna eat the whole rapper like a pepper, the seed.

440
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: I saw your family the other day that yeah so wild.

441
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: I just saw them today that it was so fun

442
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: I bring to bring every single time isn't he so cute?

443
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: He's the third kid. He's like he's born in November.

444
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: He's he's a big, big, big baby. But he's so

445
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: like his eyelashes are so long, and he's so happy.

446
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 1: He's just like he's just a little rumpus. I love him.

447
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: And then uh, Poppy and Arlow are it's I've got.

448
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 1: They've gotten in this trend of like they know that

449
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: I always bring them presents because you still keep so cheap. Yeah,

450
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 1: I keep them all in my um in my trunk

451
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,400
Speaker 1: in my car, and then I have up drawer here

452
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 1: so every time I'm anywhere, I just buy toys so

453
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: that I always have something to bring them because I

454
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: may be associated with. But then every time I come over,

455
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: they nickie and they like ug me. And then Arlow

456
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: starts just looking at my bags and like looking on

457
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 1: the porch because I might leave something out there, like

458
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: they know him. And then they open the present. They

459
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: they make it start working. Then they start crying because

460
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: it's not working the way they wanted to. It's just

461
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: exactly how I used to do it. And then they

462
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,959
Speaker 1: want incanto put back on, and then they don't even

463
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: think goodbye to me. When I go, I love you

464
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like kissing them no goodbyes, so I don't

465
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: think I'm training them, right. They look at you like

466
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,959
Speaker 1: the guys like a valet parks your car like at

467
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: a hotel and wants a tip, and you're just like,

468
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: I just don't. It's like that awkward like and really

469
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 1: like I don't care if you die in your car.

470
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: I just want money. They just just I want them

471
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 1: to associate me with presents because it's it's fun to

472
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: get a presence and presence kids toys. I mean, you

473
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 1: go to Target. I just I went to teach Max today.

474
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: Before I went over there like this amazing squirk gun.

475
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, how can I pass it up? Like seven

476
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,719
Speaker 1: bucks for a barbie? I mean, kids don't care. I

477
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: think I think the only problem you're going to run

478
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 1: into is that. And I don't know why people do this.

479
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: It's like they save it for birthdays, for Christmas or

480
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: for leg After you do well in the honor roll,

481
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: it's always like it has to be like you did

482
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: something for this, as opposed to here's just a gift. No.

483
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: People are because I love you and because I want

484
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,199
Speaker 1: to win by your love I'm not around enough to

485
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: really get in there, and I don't like to play enough.

486
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: So here's a toy. I went there dopamine to shoot

487
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: up when they see me, and then every time they

488
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: see me. Eventually Pavlov's dogs. Those kids are gonna be drooling.

489
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 1: That's what I want. I But Bobby is so cute

490
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: and she really reminded me of me today because I

491
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: gave her this barbie and it was her first barbie, um,

492
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: and it was a Mermaid. And I told my sister,

493
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: you know, all barbies like give your daughter body dysmorphia,

494
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: but at least this one is actually an unachievable thing

495
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: for her, Like it's really more achievable than most barbies

496
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: with legs, you know. So she she puts on the

497
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: Mermaid fin, like the end of the fin because it

498
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 1: needed to be like clipped on, and then all of

499
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: a sudden, she's just like screaming because she wants it off.

500
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: She wants it off, and it's just not right the

501
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: way she wanted it came out of the package without

502
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: the fin, and so she wanted it that way. And

503
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: she's scraped, like crying, and I'm like, this toy has

504
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 1: brought tear are into this child's life, and it reminded

505
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: me of this barbie I got for Easter. And it

506
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: was the one time I remember my parents really was

507
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: the first time I remember them looking at each other

508
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: like our daughter is special. Because the arial's hair was

509
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: like crimped in this one part, like that her bangs

510
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: were like a little too long and weird and just

511
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 1: like it got bent in the packaging something because the

512
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: hair is plastic. And I could not handle that. It

513
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: wasn't perfect, Like I couldn't fucking handle it. And I

514
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: took off my seatbelt and was just throwing myself around

515
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: the van screaming. We were on the weights. It was

516
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: for Easter. I got it, and we're on our way somewhere,

517
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: and I was just and I just remember them being

518
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: like pulling to the side of the road and like

519
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: having a real like oh my god, and being like

520
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: this isn't working. Whatever I'm doing is not working. They're

521
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: not like giving me what I need. Whatever was doing,

522
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: it didn't I don't know what I needed. Was there

523
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: a perfect toy for you when you were a kid

524
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: that just killed it, like a slinky or like something.

525
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: Everything I always had was uh stained, I was trying

526
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: to think of the band that the song. I was

527
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: just mad that Ken's penis was so big, wasn't no, No,

528
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: it was the jealous No. I realized that I just

529
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: everything wasn't perfect. From the very start of my life.

530
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: Things just my sister always got things that were nicer,

531
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: like her dolls just looked nicer. If we got the

532
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: same food, she had more on her plate. Like I

533
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: always found a way where everything I got either had

534
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: a smudge on it or And it's like the way

535
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: my life still is like it's and I have to say,

536
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: reading the book A Mother's Reckoning by Sue Clebold, I

537
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: am very dyllan cleband like the kid the Quiet Killer,

538
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: the one that was like he was a perfectionist as

539
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: a child, and she said that he threw tantrums because

540
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: like he would get embarrassed very easily, and if anything

541
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: wasn't right, he would like scream and like couldn't handle it.

542
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: And it was like he just had a perfectionism that

543
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: led him to have severe suicidal depression that she didn't

544
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: know about. And I'm like, I have never thought I

545
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: would relate to one of the Columbine Killers. Maybe that's

546
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: maybe why my fascination with it, not that I would

547
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: ever do that. I've never been homicidal. I've never been

548
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: I've been suicidal, not you know, and just ideations. But

549
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: there's something about that, that perfectionism of like I and

550
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: then when you scream about it and when you yell

551
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: about it, and when you are like when I'm asking,

552
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: like my parents, like my Barbie, like fix it, Like

553
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 1: it wasn't them, there's nothing they could do about it.

554
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: I just wanted them to acknowledge, like, your your bad,

555
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: that's why you get these things. You're fucking not You're

556
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: not as good as other people, You're not enough. Instead

557
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: of being like, just be happy with what you are,

558
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: I just wanted them to be like, yeah, you are gross.

559
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: Like I wanted some acknowledgement of it, and then I

560
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: think I could have been free of it. But of

561
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: course I do don't want that. I don't know what

562
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: it was, but um, when kids have perfectionism like this,

563
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: because in this book she kind of gets into what

564
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: that means, like when kids are when they lose a

565
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: board game and they fucking flipped the thing and they

566
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: freak out and they they they're sore losers. They over

567
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 1: time there's nothing. There's nothing that will soothe you. So

568
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: you just learned to just keep it all inside because

569
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: it gets annoying to people that you're never perfect enough

570
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: because no one knows what to say to you. There

571
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: is nothing to say, so then you internalize it and

572
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: internalize anger turns it is depression. I feel like I

573
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: was almost the opposite of a as a kid, with

574
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: like if I got hand me downs or whatever, Like

575
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: I was too afraid to say I deserve that. I've

576
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: never like been able to say that, and like I'm

577
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: almost jealous of people that are like, no, I deserve

578
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: to have this thing, you know what I mean? So

579
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: as a kid, I never I got like hand me

580
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,239
Speaker 1: down lacrosse sticks and like hand me down cleats, and

581
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: like my dad was a doctor. It's not like you,

582
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: and I still wouldn't open my mouth or be able

583
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: to I don't know what the hell was happening in

584
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: my childhood that kept me from being like, don't speak up.

585
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: Do you get new toys? I guess I guess we

586
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: got some new toys. I remember getting, Like you know

587
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: what kids love is those those automatic trucks, those remote

588
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: control trucks ran cars. I love those as a kid

589
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: jumping those off ramps, but usually I got a skateboard.

590
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: I remember I was really excited, like, but yeah, presents

591
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: were I don't know. Today do not like buying really

592
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: nice clothing because I'll find some way that I picked

593
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: the wrong one out of the five size mediums. I'll

594
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: pick the one that is as a stain on it

595
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: somewhere or has a stitch out, like sometimes I go

596
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: through them all to find which one is the most perfect.

597
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: And I know that no matter what I choose in

598
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: the store, I will get at home and realize it

599
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: is not right, that it doesn't look like that, like

600
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: something will be off about it. So that's why I

601
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: went to t J Max today and was like, I'm

602
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: free to shop here because everything is looked up like

603
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: everything there is made in factories children, so the stitching

604
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: is all off. Maybe you start a brand where it's

605
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,959
Speaker 1: already come stained, like like that's the whole brain. Well

606
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: there's this new luggage brand that because I'm really scared

607
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: to get really nice luggage because I'm scared to get

608
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: dented and I'll have that fucking fit again. Meanwhile, you

609
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: had the one bag because I guess at that point,

610
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: there's no expectation. There was like duct taped and there's

611
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: no idea. It's disgusting. It can get so But there's

612
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: this new brand of um luggage that's you know, like

613
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: hardcase luggage and it comes pre dented, almost like a

614
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: dirty pair of jeans, like with like that already, so

615
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: that it already that's that's the style of it, And

616
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: so you're only going to be contributing to the style

617
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: of it, which I think is very cool and I

618
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: want to get it. I love it, so there that

619
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: should be the thing I get. I have staying with

620
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: holes in them, you know, like already like ready to

621
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: ruin your life. Oh you know what that reminds me? Um,

622
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: if there's the best listening. We had two besties. You

623
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: remember those two girls that came to a show one

624
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: time and they were like freaking out. Um maybe yet

625
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: know two girls that were backstage and one of them

626
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: her dad was a doctor in Chicago. They made cue

627
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: cards for like, they made like an outline, didn't they. Yeah,

628
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: they did the whole thing for us. And it's somewhere

629
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: in a bag somewhere, And if you're listening or her

630
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: friend is listening, you offered me some services from your

631
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: dad in Chicago, and just out of the kindness of

632
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: your heart because you were my friend, if you can

633
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: contact me, I would really appreciate it. Is this, This

634
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: isn't bad, Noah, is it okay? Yeah? It was just

635
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: it wasn't because of our show. It wasn't. It was

636
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: because she was as like a best friend of mind

637
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: that I can't remember her name, but she said that

638
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: her dad would offer me something that I was looking

639
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: into in Chicago, And if you are out there, will

640
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: you please DM me because I forgot your name and

641
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: I really want to take you up on that offer. UM,

642
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: and then I'll tell you all about it after it happens. UM.

643
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: I can't remember her name. I can't either, but I

644
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: o her dad comes through on that thing. I think

645
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: he will. I'll take a train of Chicago. Got another guy, No,

646
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: there's this other Um, there's a UM. It's a separate thing.

647
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: But I started following this plastic surgeon. UM. What's his name.

648
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: I'll give him a shout out because he's been like

649
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: wanting to be on the show. And I was like,

650
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: we don't have guests or except like unless you were

651
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: my best friend in high school. There ain't no chance

652
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: you're coming on this ship. Do you steal anything? Have

653
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: you robbed a train before in New Orleans? Um? Uh?

654
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: And then this other guy hit me up about him

655
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: he bought Oh Dr Ryan Ninstein, Dr Ninstein? Any I

656
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: n like nine as in German Dr Ninstein? He um.

657
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: I saw a girl like one of these tick influencers

658
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: posted about like her body. She's like had this fucking

659
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: perfect ass and perfect like Torso and she like body

660
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: by like the gym, and and she was like an

661
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: also liposuction and fat removal and be up um like

662
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: by doctor nine side. And I was like, I love

663
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: this girl's being honest about what's going on here, because

664
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: she's a very skinny girl that could get away with

665
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: being like I just work out and I eat right.

666
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: And do you think he gave her percentage off? Do

667
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: you think she was leaning into it? You know what

668
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: I mean? Maybe maybe he gave her some kind of deal,

669
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. Like at least she was honest.

670
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: I don't mind anyone getting I'm just saying, if you're

671
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: getting dollars worth of like, i'd be honest too of

672
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: you games well, I wouldn't say the doctor's name. But

673
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: I would be so honest about it. If I got

674
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: something done, I got a facelift, I would say I

675
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: got a facelift, but if I paid for you know, so,

676
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to throw dents in your luggage. It's

677
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:54,479
Speaker 1: already dented. Um and uh he wrote to me because

678
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: I posted it, and I started following him because he

679
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: does like amazing work where you're just like, oh my god,

680
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: he's before and afters and um. Yeah. And then a

681
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: friend of his that I'm friends with like texted me

682
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: today and was like, he he would love to give

683
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: you complimentary services. I mean, not LiPo suction or anything

684
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: like that. But I just I don't want to do

685
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: LiPo suction. And we talked about this before because of

686
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: the how rough they are. When I see them do it,

687
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: They're going and it's turkey jerky and they stretch your skin.

688
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: It's just like Jesus Christ, I don't want to go under.

689
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how that helps. I don't know how

690
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: I want How did they learn that? You know? If

691
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,959
Speaker 1: I just beat the ship out of this with a

692
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: metal rod, it's wild. Well, you you know, to become

693
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: a doctor and to do surgery, you have to have

694
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:40,439
Speaker 1: some sort of like you know people, we talked about

695
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: this before, but you know, empathy is such like everyone

696
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: needs empathy and we love people with empathy. People need

697
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: more empathy. We're not gonna have many doctors if you

698
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 1: have too much empathy because to carve open a human

699
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: person and to deal every day with people dying, if

700
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: you had too much empathy, you would be destroyed. So

701
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: we need people that don't have empathy to be able

702
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: to do those things, to even deal with you know,

703
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: animal rescue, like the things those people. I could never

704
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,240
Speaker 1: do that stuff. I mean my dad was a cancer

705
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 1: doctor like that was so he probably lacked a bah. Well,

706
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: I complain he goes a cancer and I'd be like sorry,

707
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 1: I mean that's kind of a joke, but kind of

708
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: not like like you know, things were put in perspective.

709
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 1: He saw someone die an hour ago, and his son's

710
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: complaining about an old lacrosse stick. It's like, you know,

711
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: I think I think there was ways where I think

712
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: he was probably shut off because of what he had.

713
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: Stage is your lacrosse stick four? That's why I need

714
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: a new one, dad, And he's like, well, just we'll

715
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: just give it some chema and we'll get you back

716
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: out there. My dad had breast cancer. That was why. Yeah,

717
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: I mean when he got it, was he like, well,

718
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: well he's got them big fat titties. But he did

719
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: he have Do you think do you feel like he

720
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: had like a less like grave? Uh? You know, no more.

721
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: I think I think more the truth of it. Well,

722
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: here's the thing. He felt it himself. He self diagnosed himself.

723
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: That's kind of wild. That's how he found it. He

724
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: actually found it in the showers. So maybe huh yeah,

725
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 1: maybe he was trying to puff up or like tweak

726
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: his puff. Well, he just started lifting again. He started

727
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: working out because feeling his own facts, he's feeling himself

728
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: stop it. Oh my god, that just scared me. Andrew

729
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: acted like he felt a lump inside his chest. That

730
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: really didn't scare me, So so he right away new

731
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: time means everything with this ship. So he went. He

732
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: had a missectomy within like days of feeling his and

733
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: it didn't get to the limbs. Do you ever want

734
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: to get one just to get rid of those puffs? Uh?

735
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: Do you have the gene that? Oh? I mean we didn't.

736
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll find out. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure I have.

737
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have great genes. When he comes

738
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: to cancer. I mean it's in my family, in the

739
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: butt and the tits. I'll probably get in the cock

740
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 1: or something. I will look like ken. So my dad, though,

741
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: he dealt with it in the best way ever, because

742
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: he got his boob removed and we're all like stressed

743
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: out and stuff. He was like, oh, son, well he

744
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: didn't go oh my baby boy, oh dear son. He

745
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: was like, it helped my golf. He goes, I wish

746
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: I got the other one removed, so then my golf

747
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 1: swing would be better. Oh yeah, because small titted women

748
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: do better in golf. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and big tit

749
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: men don't do well. Any tiny tiny men do well

750
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 1: in f one and a jockeying, and they do well

751
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: in golf too. And so he was talking about how

752
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: you'd make the senior Tour, and it was just a

753
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: way to look at it like this pretty you know,

754
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: tough thing to go through. There's always a right side, yeah,

755
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, I don't know about like with

756
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: genocide and stuff, but I feel like even the other day,

757
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: we were like checking into the wrong hotel and we

758
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,720
Speaker 1: had to wait, and it had been the longest travel

759
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: day and it was like, I was so annoyed and

760
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: like apologetic to Chris because I'm like, I pulled him

761
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: along on this. It's just been the fucking biggest ways

762
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: of our time all day long. And he was like,

763
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 1: and then we end up having to be at the

764
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: other hotel. I'm like, I cannot. But we wake up

765
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm like, I can't believe last night

766
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: all of that was for nothing. We could have just

767
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: gone to the w and been an amazing odel room

768
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: and slept and he goes, but we wouldn't have run

769
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: into Rachel Einstein. That was really special for you and me.

770
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: And I was like, it wasn't cancer cancer. I mean,

771
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: and then someday it will be. And then you go, well,

772
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: at least it's not. I mean yeah, because I mean

773
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: eventually it gets you. I think that if you live

774
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: long enough, like humans, we can I've heard that our

775
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: brain like they could probably like we're going to keep

776
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: living longer and longer. But the problem is you'll eventually

777
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: the odds are you'll get cancer or your brain We'll

778
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 1: just like you can't that they can't keep our brains

779
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: as youthful, so your body, but like eventually around a hundred,

780
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: your brain searched just and everything, like you could look. Yeah,

781
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: people be looking younger than ever right now. It's crazy.

782
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: It's so wild. Okay, we gotta take a break and

783
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 1: we'll come back with Reddit Dumb. We're back. Let's get

784
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: to the news and just skip right to why do

785
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: I Care? Why do I care? Okay, Well, I had

786
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: to include the story in the news because, um, we

787
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: got a lot of besties chiming in wanting to hear

788
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: your opinion. All right, The celebrity with the worst private

789
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: jets CEO two emissions I know is actually Taylor Swift

790
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: of words by the marketing agency The Yard said that

791
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: Taylor's jet flew a hundred and seventy times in the

792
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: first two hundred days of the year. This is more

793
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: emissions in just seven months than und average people would

794
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: put out in the in a year. And there's been

795
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: an update as of this morning. She said that it's

796
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: mostly not her and it's been loaned out. That's from

797
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: her rep to BuzzFeed. But today, no, she has not

798
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: been on tour. No, you think I'd be here if

799
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: she was on tour. And um. Pictures have surfaced from

800
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: July five, before the report came out of Taylor Swift

801
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 1: coming out of her private jet hiding herself under a

802
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:53,479
Speaker 1: huge umbrella. Okay, so she has used it. Yes, here's

803
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: the private jets. They are. Private jets are terrible for

804
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: the environment, they are, yes, But my thing is every

805
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: American I'm not gonna say every American of people. If

806
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: you were Taylor Swift and could afford a private jet,

807
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: you would do it too. I mean every It's so

808
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: easy to put your finger and go like, how could she?

809
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,959
Speaker 1: You have never been on a private jet. You don't

810
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: know what it's like to be a celebrity where and

811
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: neither do I where everything you everywhere you go is

812
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: just hell and like everyone's bothering you and if you

813
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: aren't nice to them, you have to your label to

814
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: fucking cunt um. I listen, she is what I think

815
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: she should do. Because I saw this and I was like,

816
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: this isn't gonna be good, but it's gonna be good

817
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: for me because I might see Taylors on to the

818
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: airport because she is definitely going to correct this. I

819
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: really do not not south glad that I might see

820
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: her on like a Delta or United or even an

821
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 1: American in the middle eating peanuts like I'm just like

822
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: you guys, don't touch me. Yeah, no, she's not going

823
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: to be a group. C Wait, if you saw her

824
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 1: on your flight, what would you do? Would you go

825
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: up to her? It's a great question. I would just

826
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: I would do what I instruct everyone to do with

827
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: the celebrity. I would just say I love you, and

828
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: then I would just walk on and I'd say thank you,

829
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: I love you and thank you for everything, and then

830
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: go on my way, because you know what, any part

831
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: of me going up to her and giving my energy

832
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: of like I love you so much, like I can't

833
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: like it's going to take something from her now. This

834
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: is listen to besties that meet me when I do

835
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: a meet and read, I'm asking for that, Like that

836
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: is me putting myself there for you to bring that

837
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: energy to me. But in public and I and listen,

838
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm not as famous as Taylor stuff, so I just

839
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: and I don't have as much work to do as

840
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: she does in terms of like writing songs and stuff

841
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: to me me. I know she would be so sweet

842
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: and go like oh thank you and like oh my god,

843
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: that's so nice. That energy she has to give me

844
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: is sucking her creative force out and is going to

845
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 1: lead her to be able to maybe work less that day.

846
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: Put less energy into songwriting, put less energy into her

847
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: friends and her cats and the things that she loves,

848
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: like she doesn't need to have to like scaffold my

849
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: fucking falling. Like but this is exactly why she would

850
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 1: put she'd rather instead of dealing with that, put CEO

851
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: two into Yes, that's exactly why. I mean, she's doing

852
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: it because she doesn't want to deal with meeting people

853
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: because it's constant and if you don't be nice to people,

854
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: they will write about you and word will spread that

855
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: you're bitch. And like Taylor does not want to be

856
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: a bitch. It's weird too to be Like, if she

857
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: is renting it out, I mean, then you're gonna get

858
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: mad at every airline because an airplane forty million dollars

859
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, like you need to you get

860
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: a return on your investment. It's like an airbnb, you're

861
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: getting money, Like what are you doing? Like it's not

862
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: like she's flying hundreds so many times, Like I'm actually

863
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,439
Speaker 1: getting my pilot license, like she doesn't. Oh my god,

864
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: could imagine if most of her trips. By the way,

865
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: we're to St. Louis wife her flights, and the thoughts

866
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: are that her mom has relatives here. Ohs to Missouri.

867
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if they said St. Louis specifically, but

868
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 1: to Missouri Taylor's plane is land and all the ding

869
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: name time. But I mean, I really, I there's I

870
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: know I'm a Taylor swypt apologist through and through, but

871
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: there's a part of me that feels really bad for

872
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: her because you know, this all came up of like

873
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: how terrible it is for the world a couple of

874
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: months ago when Kylie or like a month ago and

875
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner got busted. That's why they even lead them

876
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: to do these reports to see what celebrities are burning

877
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: the most fuel. And it's so bad. And that's I

878
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: saw al Gore in a Southwest is the big person

879
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: that everyone's But this is again the like, well then

880
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: but you did this, you know, like this is again

881
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: the classic like gates everything she's done for the LGBTQ

882
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: community and negates everything she's done for like women's rights.

883
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: Oh well, it negates everything she's done. Maybe even about

884
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: like you know, um, supporting Democrats in her state. Oh

885
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 1: oh you really care about the environment. Look what you did.

886
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: It's like both can be true. This is the Amber

887
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: heard Johnny Depp thing like it doesn't have to be

888
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: like just because she's a little hypocritical in this way,

889
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: in a way that she probably didn't really understand the

890
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: impact of and once she does, because she is a smart,

891
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: compassionate person, she will correct it. And that's why I'm

892
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: excited to see her in line at um, you know,

893
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: to get some carrots and hummus at the Alta Lounge.

894
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah they I mean, look, if she was flying to

895
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: fucking too Loom every weekend, I'd be like she should

896
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: fucking you should spit on her. Yeah. We need an

897
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: underground railroad for celebrities now. Yeah, but even that, um

898
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: there there, I mean, who knows you're gonna that's the

899
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: poll quote that someone says where they're like Nicky Glazer

900
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: makes uh slavery uh joke about like, oh, mocks abolitionist

901
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: the abolitionist movement by making joke about Taylor Swift and

902
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: how celebrities need to do the same thing slaves did

903
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: to free themselves, and then I would be like, you

904
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: don't even know when Nicki Glazer does for Taylor Swift

905
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: and you don't even know how fucking dumb she is

906
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: and doesn't really understand what the underground railroad is. Yeah,

907
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 1: I mean you think it's literally like wanting to do. Oh,

908
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: Carmen Lynch was wanting to do a joke about that.

909
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: Remember when we were backstage and she was like, I

910
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: really did think I'm trying to do Carmen Lynch that

911
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: the underground railroad was the underground was an actual railroad. Yeah. Yeah,

912
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: until now, all right, let's get to Reddit karaoke mode.

913
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: This is your redit. Dum he I love the okay um.

914
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: I liked this. This was kind of like a thing

915
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: going around on redditt the past. Cople days is the

916
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: first time I saw it. It said it was from

917
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: ask new NYC subreddit where they just asked questions about

918
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: New York and said I'm looking for a poor quality

919
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: yet expensive restaurant to suggest to an enemy any suggestions.

920
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: So is the one that like probably thinks that this

921
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 1: person doesn't hate them ask them for a restaurant suggestion,

922
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: and so people go, um. Someone said, haven't heard the

923
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: best reviews of Cipriani downtown. Someone said Nello on Upper

924
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: East Side. It's unimpressive bistro food catering to wealth, very

925
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: wealthy people who all know each other and your enemies.

926
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: Bill will be astronomical. The New York Times negative critique

927
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: of it is the funniest restaurant review I've ever read. Um,

928
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: let's just take a look at this review and see

929
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: why it's so funny. I mean literally in New York

930
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: that you could send them to Olive Garden in Midtown

931
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: and it's so expensive. Oh that's a good one. But

932
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: then they but they wouldn't go there, you know what

933
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: I mean? Um? Okay, I found this was really good.

934
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: The review was on a pay wall, so I couldn't

935
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: bring it up. Okay. This is from the subreddit Too

936
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: Afraid to Ask? How do obese people have sex? How

937
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: do people who weigh around or over four fifty pounds

938
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,959
Speaker 1: or two have sex? Kilo's Um, can they have sex

939
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: in the traditional sense? I mean, no disrespect with this question,

940
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: Just curious. That reminds me of f boys. They was like, like,

941
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: no disrespect with all respects, Like I just think that

942
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: you're a snake. Okay, Um, and I found this answer

943
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: really interesting and perfectly visual. A friend of mine who's

944
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: an O B G y N, had a pregnant patient

945
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 1: who was quite large and also quite forthcoming with details

946
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: about her sex life. Per the patient, she would lie

947
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: on her back. She and her partner would lift her

948
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: excess skin using a broomstick held horizontally across her abdomen.

949
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: Then she would hold onto the broomstick and pull up

950
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: while he went to town. I thought that was very

951
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: innovative and I liked it a lot um. But what

952
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,720
Speaker 1: if he was as overweight? I think he just couldn't

953
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: get on his knees and eat, you know, like I

954
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: was picturing. Yeah, maybe two brooms. Someone said, have you

955
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: ever watched someone put eye contacts in? They kind of

956
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: awkwardly hold open one island with one finger and the

957
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: other with a different finger, then try to shove the

958
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: lens in with another, hoping they don't drop the lens

959
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: or let go of an eyelet or poke themselves in

960
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: the eyeball. It's like that but with your naughty bits.

961
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 1: I thought that was interesting. Okay, um, this was from

962
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: Cool Guides. That's it's like a visual guides for like

963
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: cool things. Cool guides g U I D E. S.

964
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: And this was about rescuing a dog, and this is

965
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: really important. So if you are someone you know is

966
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 1: about to rescue a dog. There's a rule in the

967
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: UM rescue trade called the three three three rule. So

968
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 1: three days. It takes three days for your rescue dog,

969
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: usually who's traumatized by past, by being in a shelter,

970
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: or by their past trauma three days. Give your dog

971
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: three days before you take them back, because they need

972
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: to decompress. They're feeling overwhelmed, they may feel scared, unsure

973
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 1: of what's going on. They're not comfortable enough to be

974
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: their self. They may not want to eat or drink,

975
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: and they shut down or hide or under furniture. Okay,

976
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: within three weeks, give your dog three weeks to learn

977
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: your routine. Allow than three weeks to start settling in,

978
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: feel more comfortable, realize this could be home forever, figure

979
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: out their environment, get into a routine, let their guard down.

980
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 1: UM and they said behavior issues may start to appear.

981
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: Three months is when the dogs to start to feel

982
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: at home, finally feels comfortably comfortable in his home, begins

983
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 1: to build trust in a true bond, gains a complete

984
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: sense of security with his new family and sets into

985
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,760
Speaker 1: a routine three three three do not return your rescue

986
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: dog if you really want to see it through. Because

987
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: when I got Luigi, I really did think. The first day,

988
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm being kind, I'm being soft, I'm

989
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: being gentle. Why won't this dog fucking like me? I cried.

990
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm bad at this, I'm never I

991
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: was already looking into finding him a new foster home

992
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: because I just didn't want him to be miserable. I thought,

993
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: if something is wrong with me, it wasn't. I just

994
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: needed to wait, and he just needed so the three

995
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:53,439
Speaker 1: three three rule. Um. I love that dogs don't give

996
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 1: it up right away. I really do. Like, I mean

997
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: not be that they're tortured and they but I like

998
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 1: that you have to earn it a little bit, like

999
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just makes the bond that much better.

1000
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: Um um, this is from ask women. Yeah, I think

1001
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,399
Speaker 1: you're right to like you have to earn it. Yeah.

1002
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: The same with cats. I mean cats, sometimes you never

1003
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: give it up. When when we got him, he was

1004
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,839
Speaker 1: so he he was already adopted. The dog that they

1005
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: adopted was trying to kill him, so he was like

1006
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: afraid of everything. He went under behind the fridge for

1007
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: like four days, like I don't know, so eventually he

1008
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: came out and now he's like hates me in different ways.

1009
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: But okay, um, this one is from ask Women. It says,

1010
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: what is the thing you saw other women doing that

1011
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: you thought was so stupid and now you do it

1012
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: and it makes perfect sense. Someone said, I didn't think

1013
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: it was stupid, but seeing women be really rude or

1014
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: mean to men seemed unnecessary. But now I realized you

1015
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: kind of have to shut their advances down fast or

1016
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: else they just keep trying. Interesting. I will say that

1017
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: I used to see women on TV shows just hearsay

1018
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: like demand things from their boyfriends or nag or like

1019
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: even seeing my mom be like, e J, you need

1020
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: to take the trash like that kind of tone, or

1021
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: like I don't like get off me, or I don't

1022
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: like when you do this. Oh you're watching this again,

1023
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: like being bitches or nags. And I never understood how

1024
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: you could do that because then they'll just leave you.

1025
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: It isn't the point is now that you would do it?

1026
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 1: You know? Now I realized that that yes, they went

1027
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: too far with it. But having boundaries and being like

1028
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: I don't like when you do this. I feel like

1029
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: you haven't been doing a lot of this around the

1030
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: house or like that stuff. I would have my first

1031
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: relationship with Chris, like I look at ourselves as having

1032
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: at least four relationships. My first two years with him,

1033
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: never complained about anything, never once ever. If he hurt

1034
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: my feelings, if he you know, I felt abandoned by him,

1035
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 1: if he said something rude that he didn't like, I

1036
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: would never say anything because I was so scared he

1037
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 1: would leave me be and so and then the first

1038
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 1: time I did have a complaint, he did leave me.

1039
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: So it's like then it validated everything. But his my

1040
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: complaint was a boundary that I had that was important

1041
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 1: to me that I didn't know he couldn't give me.

1042
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: And so he respected himself by saying like, well, I

1043
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: can't give you that, and if you need to be

1044
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: with someone that wants that, I thought he was just

1045
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: gonna cave and give it to me, which was like

1046
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: saying I love you, and he was like, I don't

1047
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 1: say that, and I don't. I waited, and then it

1048
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: was like I need I need you to say I

1049
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: love you because I thought that's all you do is

1050
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: like someone's got to say it first. I was like,

1051
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: he's not gonna say it first, Okay, fine, I'll say

1052
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: it first. And then he didn't say it back, and

1053
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: he was like, I just don't not going to I

1054
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: don't feel it, so I'm not going to say it.

1055
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I need to be with

1056
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 1: someone who says it, and I thought that would get

1057
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Speaker 1: him to do it, and he still was like, well,

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Speaker 1: then you need to be with someone else, and I

1059
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 1: was like, oh fuck. And then we had to break up.

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00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: And so then when we got back together, I was

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00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: even more stringent about not asking for anything because I

1062
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: was scared that, you know, he wouldn't. He was going

1063
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: to be his own person and stick by what he

1064
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: you know, like you started know he said, that's what

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00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: he said. He was I'm enthusiastic about being with you

1066
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: final thought. But now he says, I love you all

1067
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:13,479
Speaker 1: the freaking time almost. Yeah, it's awesome. He says it constantly. Now.

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00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: Uh that that's what leads me to believe that someone like,

1069
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: do not get back together with your ex boyfriend if

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00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: they haven't changed, or if you haven't changed, like that

1071
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: is a good like if you broke up for a

1072
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: reason like stay apart. But if you've taken time apart

1073
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: and you feel like you're different people, absolutely get back together.

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00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: You have a good foundation obviously of something and yeah,

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00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 1: it's the best. I recommend it. Okay, this is something

1076
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Speaker 1: other the thing. Let's get back to the top. What

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Speaker 1: is the thing you saw other women doing that you

1078
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 1: thought was stupid and now you do it and it

1079
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: totally makes sense. Moisturizing using sunscreen. I realized when I

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Speaker 1: was twenty eight, I don't want to look like an

1081
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 1: old leather handbag by the time I'm thirty five, and

1082
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: I want men to buy me old leather handbags. So

1083
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep moisturizing, asserting dominance against males. I

1084
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: need to know, Oh, I need to do it now

1085
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: because I'm an engineer and I worked with old conservative

1086
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 1: men in their fifties. Okay, Um, opening their mouths when

1087
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: putting on mascara or eyelander, that ship helps and works. Um.

1088
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 1: A lot of parenting things, says one woman, most notably

1089
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: kids on a Leashuh. Someone said, taking your bra off

1090
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: to go to bed no joke, Like I thought, why

1091
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: would I? Why would I? Let these things flop all

1092
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: over themselves in my sleep. And now I understand that

1093
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: bras are terribly uncomfortable, and I'm genuinely confused by how

1094
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: tolerating wearing one. I tolerated wearing. I used to do

1095
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: that too, used to wear brawl every single night to

1096
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: bed because I wanted to keep those puppies in place.

1097
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 1: But then they kind of atrophy because they don't they

1098
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 1: don't have any they don't have to build muscle to

1099
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: support themselves, and then they get even more sloppy. Um okay, uh.

1100
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: This is a really cute thing from made me cry.

1101
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: If you ever in the mood to just read really

1102
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: touching things that won't make you sad, they'll just make

1103
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: you feel like made me cry, It says. I told

1104
00:57:58,520 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: my five year old that I had tried to be

1105
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: an opera singer but couldn't cope with the stage fright. Today,

1106
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: my husband sent me this, and it's a it's just

1107
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: like the child's drawing of a stage and two people

1108
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: on the stage, and then little dots, little circles for

1109
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: all the audience members and the two stick figures. He says,

1110
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: by the way, the husband wrote with us, By the way,

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00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this picture she did

1112
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: of you in her You're on stage together in front

1113
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: of an audience, and the stuff coming out of your

1114
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: mouth is opera and it's just like a bunch of

1115
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 1: stuff coming out. It's the cutest child's drawing. Um. And

1116
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: then this is from sex subreddit. I bought my husband

1117
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: a sex toy and now I'm jealous of it. My

1118
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 1: husband and I have a great sex life and we

1119
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: are very open. I am bisexual and he is straight.

1120
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: He loves buying sex toys for me and using them

1121
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 1: on me. There's really never a time we don't have

1122
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: intercourse where he does not use a vibrator on me.

1123
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,479
Speaker 1: As well. We have bought in penis pumps in the past,

1124
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: which we both would really enjoy because they would kind

1125
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: of get him ready for action. And Andrew, you know

1126
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: about penis pumps. But for a few weeks he has

1127
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: been hinting about wanting to buy this vibrating sleeve. It's

1128
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: not that I didn't want him to buy it. I

1129
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: just didn't have didn't get around to it. Yesterday we

1130
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: finally did, and he was excited about it all day.

1131
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: I was too, so later on after the kids were asleep.

1132
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: We started fooling around and I asked him if he

1133
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: would like to try it out. When it came time

1134
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: to use it. His reaction to do it was so

1135
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 1: obviously better than anything I've ever done for him. His

1136
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: thrusting into it and the moaning it did not turn

1137
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: me on to see it. It actually kind of made

1138
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 1: me feel sick. I pretended to come so he would too,

1139
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: and then quickly told him I was tired. I hardly

1140
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: slept though. All I kept thinking about was his reaction

1141
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: to this vibrating silicon toy and the horrible effect it's

1142
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: having on me. I want to move past this. I

1143
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: have never felt this way before from sex. She had

1144
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: an update. I spoke with my husband about it, and

1145
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: he totally understood where I was coming from past relationships.

1146
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: He has felt a little intimidated by toys, and he

1147
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: doesn't want me to feel that way. He offered to

1148
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: throw it out, but I told him, no fucking way.

1149
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: We're trying it out again tonight. Also, thanks so much

1150
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: to everyone who advised me to speak with him and

1151
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: gave me some icebreakers on how to appurchase subject. This

1152
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: is why it's so nice. And then they have a

1153
00:59:56,440 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: link to the toy. So many of our listeners are like,

1154
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: what is the It's from targets. It was a great marketing.

1155
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: It's called the Cake Vibrating Stroker Rechargeable Massaging Toy by

1156
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: al and I. I am getting this. This is amazing.

1157
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: Okay it looks like embryo. Yeah, it looks like a

1158
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 1: goldfish cracker. Umget. I love that we're that far in

1159
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: things where it's like it's on Aisle four. Yeah, it's

1160
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 1: rained the next to the fucking fake mouth that you fuck.

1161
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: I can't believe they sell these a Target. They have

1162
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: a lot of good stuff. It's by Cake, they brand Cake.

1163
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: I mean I lost my mind when CVS had dick

1164
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 1: vibrating like holders for your cock. Yeah yeah, I just

1165
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: never I just didn't know that they were in there.

1166
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: I never was looking. I guess I wasn't having that. Also,

1167
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: just wrap your CBS for seat around your dick and

1168
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: it will it will get so with all the winding

1169
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 1: up of it that it'll be a good stroker. You

1170
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: haven't been a queen in a while, Oh yeah, Princess

1171
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: or miss CVS is just drape it across myself like

1172
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: I a pageant Queen's fun. It's one little thing to

1173
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: do at CBS. If you ever get a paper Taylor

1174
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: Swift of machines, Yes, Nikki Glazer waste so much paper. Yes,

1175
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: but I didn't buy it all. It wasn't for me.

1176
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: I was loaning out my shopping. It's just so funny.

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01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: Taylor never does anything wrong, and so I know she's

1178
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,000
Speaker 1: spiraling about this. My thoughts are with the figure it

1179
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: out you guys love so many more episodes and speaking

1180
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Speaker 1: exactly too dropping off food Africa. She'll find a way out,

1181
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: she always do. Um. We have two more episodes this week.

1182
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: I'll be in Los Angeles tomorrow for the next two,

1183
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: but we will be here for you. I hope you listen.

1184
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. We love you. Busties,

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