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Speaker 1: It's a Monday, and it's the Jesse Kelly Show, and
Speaker 1: it's going to be fun today. Why well, yesterday was
Speaker 1: June sixth, the anniversary of D Day. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll get to that in just a moment. Hang on
Speaker 1: on that. Let me lead with this before I get
Speaker 1: to everything else. Yeah, we're gonna talk about what Trump said.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about this new thing with taxes. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about people riding bicycles without pants on. We're
Speaker 1: gonna take your phone calls and emails. We're going to
Speaker 1: have Michael Malison, Selena Zito's coming in the last stour.
Speaker 1: She wants to talk about that military dude from Space
Speaker 1: Force who got ousted. We just we have all this stuff,
Speaker 1: but allow me to lead with this right here, the
Speaker 1: big announcement, the one I've been teasing for like two weeks. Tomorrow, tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It will not be today. I will tell you eyes
Speaker 1: are now dotted, teas are now crossed. The deal is done.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow you will find out what it is. And it
Speaker 1: is a gigantic announcement for the Jesse Kelly Show. And
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, I really want to give
Speaker 1: myself all the credit. But Chris, what I thought we
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Speaker 1: I will be giving you that announcement tomorrow. Do not worry.
Speaker 1: Once I announced, I'll be making my long awaited return
Speaker 1: to social media. I know people have been dying without me.
Speaker 1: What Chris, Now back to the story. This was well,
Speaker 1: this day's never happened to me before. I had something
Speaker 1: I wanted to do on Monday, A full disclosure. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna give I Betta, give away the whole game,
Speaker 1: give you a little behind the scenes thing. I even
Speaker 1: teased it last week. I really, really really wanted to
Speaker 1: do the New Georgia campaign for the Pacific part of
Speaker 1: World War two. One you've probably never heard of before
Speaker 1: until I just said it to you. Nobody knows about it,
Speaker 1: which is part of the reason I want to do it.
Speaker 1: And it was horrible and it just and so yesterday
Speaker 1: I sit down and I dig in a New Georgia
Speaker 1: and I'm watching stuff and I'm reading stuff, and you
Speaker 1: came in. Hardly find materials the research on it. I
Speaker 1: mean it's hard to find, but I put it. I
Speaker 1: mean three hours of work probably on it. I dig
Speaker 1: into New Georgia. I finish it all up and I'm done.
Speaker 1: And then well, the time came to take our boys
Speaker 1: off to the grandparents' house. We took them over there
Speaker 1: for a week and it was a long drive. And
Speaker 1: I said to myself, it's June sixth. How in the
Speaker 1: world am I going to not talk to my boys
Speaker 1: about D Day? June sixth is D Day, It's the
Speaker 1: anniversary of D Day. I have to talk to him
Speaker 1: about D Day. And so I tell them, buckle up, boys,
Speaker 1: I have now downloaded two or three D Day podcasts.
Speaker 1: That's what we'll be listening to. No, you're not allowed
Speaker 1: to read your books on the way. I made them
Speaker 1: put their books down, and before we even got to
Speaker 1: D Day, I gave them a breakdown of what D
Speaker 1: Day was and all that, and then made them listen
Speaker 1: to these podcasts. And as I'm doing all this, I
Speaker 1: said to myself, how in the world can I not
Speaker 1: do a D Day show on Monday. It's the day
Speaker 1: after the anniversary of D Day. I have to do
Speaker 1: a D Day show. So what I'm telling you is this,
Speaker 1: I had a totally different show planned until about fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes ago. And now you and I are going to
Speaker 1: talk about D Day today. New Georgia. In case you're
Speaker 1: wondering about that, I will do it tomorrow. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: I will do it tomorrow. We're gonna have two World
Speaker 1: War two days in a row. Apparently that's fine. It
Speaker 1: was a big war. It's a big world. Now let's
Speaker 1: dig into D Day. Let's go over a couple of
Speaker 1: things you may not have heard. First and foremost, as
Speaker 1: we often do, let's pretend as if everybody was educated
Speaker 1: in an American education system. Therefore you don't really know
Speaker 1: any real history at all. I'm not even being tongue
Speaker 1: in cheek. I bring that up because remember the show
Speaker 1: we did a couple of weeks ago in the Lusitania,
Speaker 1: and how there were four million rifle rounds on that
Speaker 1: show that the British had hit on there. There were
Speaker 1: shell hastings on that ship that we're gonna get turned
Speaker 1: into artillery shells, and I mean there was there were munitions,
Speaker 1: like lots of them on the ship. And yesterday, while
Speaker 1: I was talking to my boys about history, they brought
Speaker 1: up the Lusitania. It just came up. One of my
Speaker 1: sons brought it up, and I just out of curiosity,
Speaker 1: I asked them both, really, what happened in Lusitania. The
Speaker 1: Germans sunk a passenger liner on purpose. I said, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: no reason at all. Nope, that's what we read in
Speaker 1: our history books, I said, And that's your problem. So
Speaker 1: everything you read in the history book you need to question,
Speaker 1: especially when your history books teach you about good guys
Speaker 1: and bad guys, because those people really don't exist very often,
Speaker 1: like us. We're talking about Nazis or the Aztecs or
Speaker 1: someone like that, there aren't really good guys and bad guys.
Speaker 1: And even in the Aztecs. Remember we did the Conquista
Speaker 1: door show last week. I mean, it's not like the
Speaker 1: Conquista doors were great dudes. They were busy, they had
Speaker 1: it's the best way to put this for a family show.
Speaker 1: Female slaves, lots of them that they took in from
Speaker 1: the Indians. They weren't mowing the lawn. Not those kind
Speaker 1: of slaves either, Okay, it was the Conquistadors were not
Speaker 1: great people either. So the good guys and bad guys
Speaker 1: stuff is weird. Now let's move on to D Day.
Speaker 1: You and I always talk about D Day from an
Speaker 1: American perspective, and we're gonna do that again today. As
Speaker 1: I break it down for people who've who've only ever
Speaker 1: read it in American history books. But I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a little bit of Germany's perspective today that will
Speaker 1: kind of make it a little bit, a little bit,
Speaker 1: a little different take than what you've heard. I found
Speaker 1: it to be very interesting approach to get that way. Now,
Speaker 1: for those who don't know World War two, big war,
Speaker 1: you've undout only heard of it. Nineteen forty one, we
Speaker 1: get bombed at Pearl Harbor by the Japanese, not by Germany.
Speaker 1: Can't stress this enough. Not by Germany. And America has
Speaker 1: a much different mentality back then than we do now.
Speaker 1: We were much more tied to our founding mentality of
Speaker 1: America does not intervene in foreign wars. We simply do not.
Speaker 1: We don't do it. Even after Pearl Harbor. And even
Speaker 1: though Americans hated Nazis already and we hated Hitler, this
Speaker 1: is before we knew they were exterminating Jews. We didn't
Speaker 1: want to fight Germany. We don't get in. That's Europe's problem. Look, well,
Speaker 1: send some food, send of mammo. We're not going over
Speaker 1: there to die. That is Europe's problem. That was America's response. Now,
Speaker 1: after that Japanese sucker punch, Remember they bombed us before
Speaker 1: they declared war. We wanted to pound Japan into a
Speaker 1: powder but we didn't care about Germany. But hither, because
Speaker 1: he was a psychopath, just decided to declare war in America,
Speaker 1: maybe the most nonsensical move in the history of warfare.
Speaker 1: We weren't interested in Germany. Okay, so Hitler declares war
Speaker 1: in America, We in turn to clear war in Germany.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing about D Day. People can get wrong.
Speaker 1: And they get this wrong because dates are a horrible
Speaker 1: thing to talk about when it comes to history. And
Speaker 1: every single person who talks about history does it, and
Speaker 1: they do it because they have the knowledge and they
Speaker 1: think it makes them sound smarter, and you know, they
Speaker 1: think they think you're writing this down. Dates get lost
Speaker 1: on everyone. There's nobody out there who hears dates and
Speaker 1: gets it. And this was in June of nineteen forty one,
Speaker 1: and this took place. This was actually August of nineteen
Speaker 1: forty two. And I've already lost blah blah. But by
Speaker 1: the time D Day happened, here's what I want you
Speaker 1: to understand about dates. By the time D Day happened.
Speaker 1: You've seen Saving Private Ryan, you know the story getting
Speaker 1: off on the beaches, all these things. By the time
Speaker 1: that happened, we had been at war in the Pacific
Speaker 1: with Japan for years. By the time D Day happened,
Speaker 1: we had already wrapped up the war in Northern Africa.
Speaker 1: By the time D Day happened, we were in a
Speaker 1: vicious slog fighting the Germans. In Italy. We look at
Speaker 1: D Day oftentimes, because we get the dates mixed up.
Speaker 1: We look at D Day as like that's where we
Speaker 1: kicked it off. No, No, that was simply the beginning
Speaker 1: of the end. It wasn't the beginning of the beginning.
Speaker 1: We will go over that and we'll go into no pants.
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Speaker 1: That's the one I can't be kicked off of. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I can't do anything about that. You should know, and
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Speaker 1: I've done everything I could to move this thing along
Speaker 1: a little faster. I can't do the fact that it's
Speaker 1: taken so long is not my fault. I just want
Speaker 1: to put it out there, it's not my fault. Now
Speaker 1: back to our story, D Day again, I do want
Speaker 1: to emphasize D Day is after a lot of fighting
Speaker 1: in the Pacific, after North Africa, after it, this is
Speaker 1: Fortress Europe. And the plan was simply this, the British
Speaker 1: and Americans and Canadians, we were all going to get
Speaker 1: together over there in England. We were going to find
Speaker 1: a way to invade what we called Fortress Europe. Now
Speaker 1: let's stop on that for a moment. I'm going to
Speaker 1: stop on a couple of things today that aren't normally
Speaker 1: stopped on because I think it's important to go over
Speaker 1: some details because a lot of you know, the story
Speaker 1: already about D Day, so I'm not going to highlight
Speaker 1: the beach, the boats landing on the beaches and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. You know that, you've seen the movies, You've
Speaker 1: read the books. You knew all that was Europe a fortress. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: and no, here's what I mean. You know who Rammel is. Undoubtedly,
Speaker 1: he's the Desert Fox, the legendary German general, an absolute stud.
Speaker 1: You don't have to feel bad about admiring Rammel. He
Speaker 1: was not a Nazi. He was simply a German general.
Speaker 1: He thought these Nazis were idiots. But the war breaks
Speaker 1: out and he's a general in the German army and
Speaker 1: very very capable, and he takes off and does some fighting. Well,
Speaker 1: remember how I just said the fighting in Africa was
Speaker 1: done by then Ramel was done in Africa. What did
Speaker 1: Hitler do with Rammel? When Rammel was done in Africa?
Speaker 1: He said, hey, brother Irwin, you're not Jewish, are you? No?
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I made that part up. Hey, brother Irwin,
Speaker 1: I need you to fortify Europe so the Allies can't invade.
Speaker 1: He put Irwin Rommel in charge of fortifying Europe. What
Speaker 1: did he do well, that's when we get to the
Speaker 1: part that you've seen. He built pill boxes, He had
Speaker 1: all kinds of obstacles on the beaches, he had cross
Speaker 1: seeing machine gun fire set up everywhere. He had artillery,
Speaker 1: not only artillery there, artillery that was already sighted in.
Speaker 1: You see, you can site in artillery and mortar fire
Speaker 1: to where you know exactly where to set your gun
Speaker 1: for lack of a better way to put it, and
Speaker 1: you know where it will hit. In general, obviously you're
Speaker 1: subject to a couple different things, but artillery that's already
Speaker 1: sighted in is a very, very very powerful thing. Now,
Speaker 1: Hitler did make a big mistake when it comes to
Speaker 1: one thing. When he told Rammel to make Europe a fortress.
Speaker 1: He didn't pick the likely spots we would invade. Hitler
Speaker 1: wanted Rommel to make all of it a fortress. And
Speaker 1: this is the problem. Pull up a map that's too
Speaker 1: much cost, that's too much to defend, even if you're
Speaker 1: the greatest army in the world with unlimited resources, and
Speaker 1: they were neither at this point in time. But even
Speaker 1: if you're the greatest army in the world with unlimited resources,
Speaker 1: you can't possibly defend all of that the way you
Speaker 1: want to defend it. Now, the defenses were strong, but
Speaker 1: they were near as strong as they could have been.
Speaker 1: That's part one. Part two. You need to know from
Speaker 1: a German perspective on how they were looking at it.
Speaker 1: There was another powerful general up there. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to give you his name because I've already given too
Speaker 1: many names and dates, but he was kind of competing
Speaker 1: with Rammel on the German side. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say competing. They got along, but they had a serious
Speaker 1: disagreement on how they should defend the coast from the
Speaker 1: Allied invasion. And I can't stress this enough. The Germans
Speaker 1: knew we were going to invade. They knew the Allies
Speaker 1: were coming. This was not news, Okay, they knew it.
Speaker 1: There was a disagreement with raml in this other general
Speaker 1: about what the best way to do that was. The
Speaker 1: other general believed we should pull a lot of our
Speaker 1: men back from the coast to keep them from getting
Speaker 1: destroyed by the naval guns before the Allies even land.
Speaker 1: And then once they land, then we'll have the freedom
Speaker 1: to move around the interior where we want and blow
Speaker 1: them out of the water or blow them off the
Speaker 1: off the shores. Ramul disagreed with this completely. In my opinion,
Speaker 1: this is simply an opinion portion. Rama was right. Ramul said, yeah,
Speaker 1: if we keep all of our troops on the shore,
Speaker 1: the naval guns all hamram there's no question about it.
Speaker 1: But you don't understand the air power these allies are bringing.
Speaker 1: If no matter where we are, they're going to use
Speaker 1: their air power and blow us out anyway, we might
Speaker 1: as well prevent them from getting a foothold. So what
Speaker 1: happened How they resolve this? Well, they did the thing
Speaker 1: that is so often celebrated and the thing I hate
Speaker 1: the most. They compromised, such an overrated word, let's compromise. Well, look,
Speaker 1: if you're a couple and you're having a stupid argument,
Speaker 1: an argument about something dumb. I had one yesterday with
Speaker 1: the wife, but something dumb, it's perfectly fine for both
Speaker 1: of you to come together and be like, all right,
Speaker 1: that was dumb, right, which we did. But if you
Speaker 1: don't think the family should sit down together and do drugs,
Speaker 1: and your wife thinks you guys should all do cocaine
Speaker 1: every Friday night, you and the kids, should you compromise?
Speaker 1: Sometimes right is right and wrong is wrong. The Germans compromised.
Speaker 1: They put plenty of troops on the border. They kept
Speaker 1: plenty of troops, however, in reserve, which they thought would
Speaker 1: give them more mobility to move them. Okay, so we
Speaker 1: know they're attacking here, Let's take this reserve unit behind
Speaker 1: the line and race up to the line and move
Speaker 1: them up there. There's something else about the German defenses.
Speaker 1: You need to know. These were not Germany's crack troops
Speaker 1: for the most part. What do I mean by that, Well,
Speaker 1: was what had been going on by nineteen forty four,
Speaker 1: the German invasion of the Soviet Union. And anyone who
Speaker 1: knows anything about that invasion, and listeners to this show
Speaker 1: know a lot about that invasion. Anyone who knows anything
Speaker 1: about it knows the loss of life on the Eastern
Speaker 1: Front of World War two is unlike anything that has
Speaker 1: ever been seen in the history of mankind, on both sides.
Speaker 1: What that means is, let's say you had a German
Speaker 1: division and the Communists wiped it out, and you only
Speaker 1: have a few guys left in a division. You know,
Speaker 1: for the most part, the division's gone. Well, Germany had
Speaker 1: this policy, and it's actually a very smart policy of Okay, well,
Speaker 1: these guys. There's only a few of them left. Yes,
Speaker 1: the division's gone, but think about the knowledge these guys
Speaker 1: have who've just been through that. Let's pull them out
Speaker 1: of the Soviet Union. Don't throw them away now, pull
Speaker 1: them back to what it was thought of as a
Speaker 1: very safe place France. For Germany was a very safe
Speaker 1: place throughout the war until we got there. Let's pull
Speaker 1: them back to safe France and mix these old veterans
Speaker 1: who just went through a huge, huge battles, mix them
Speaker 1: in with our young raw recruits who just got out
Speaker 1: of basic training. So these veterans can teach them the
Speaker 1: what's what? That's what was on the coast. It wasn't
Speaker 1: Germany's crack troops. Whoever read that, whoever told you that
Speaker 1: was wrong? It wasn't Germany's garbage troops either, whoever told
Speaker 1: you that was wrong. What it was was a mix
Speaker 1: of a few very salty veterans and yeah, probably good
Speaker 1: troops and a bunch of really young guys. But that
Speaker 1: doesn't make them bad. They were just young and didn't
Speaker 1: have very much experience yet. That's who was sitting in
Speaker 1: those pill boxes. Now, there was someone else in those
Speaker 1: pill boxes. You don't know anything about, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you about them here in just a second. Then
Speaker 1: we'll get to Donald Trump and Wuhan hang on. They
Speaker 1: failed in Washington, they failed all over the place between
Speaker 1: the impeachment hoax number one, impeachment hoax number two, all
Speaker 1: of these investigations. As we failed, Let's send it to
Speaker 1: the radical left prosecutors in New York. Maybe they can
Speaker 1: have more luck. They'll never stop until November of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. It is the Jesse Kelly Show eight seven
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. I have some Trump thoughts.
Speaker 1: Hearing about maybe ten minutes, I have some Trump thoughts
Speaker 1: that well, they're probably gonna make you mad. I do
Speaker 1: miss him, though, I'll tell you that much. If for
Speaker 1: no other reason, then I miss having a functional adult
Speaker 1: as president of the United States. And I'm really not honestly.
Speaker 1: I know we laugh about a lot, and we always will.
Speaker 1: That's not meant to be a cheap shot at Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: That's just meant as a patriotic remark I have. Look,
Speaker 1: I've been very forward with you about this. I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I want Kamala Harris to take over as president. And
Speaker 1: people are shocked when I say that, but I've said
Speaker 1: it a hundred times. I'll say it again. I want
Speaker 1: her to take over. Yes, I know she's a horrible person,
Speaker 1: and just the word there's nothing bad you can say
Speaker 1: about Kamala Harris that I'd be like, oh, no, you're
Speaker 1: wrong about that. I get that. But she's a functional adult.
Speaker 1: It is embarrassing in front of the rest of the
Speaker 1: world to have a president who's not functional. And I'll
Speaker 1: say something else, and I've told you this again a
Speaker 1: thousand times. It's dangerous. It is dangerous. Well, it's not
Speaker 1: just a funny sound bite that you and I get
Speaker 1: to laugh about every time we play something Joe Biden says,
Speaker 1: that's stupid. COVID cases are down, COVID deaths are up.
Speaker 1: It's it's not just something you and I get to
Speaker 1: gang about which we have to laugh about it. What
Speaker 1: else we could do. It's a signal to the rest
Speaker 1: of the world that America is weak and led by
Speaker 1: a half brain, and the time is now to push
Speaker 1: it us. That's what it is. Anyway, back to my story.
Speaker 1: On d days, I'll try to wrap this thing up here,
Speaker 1: just trying to give you a little different angle. So
Speaker 1: you know who else was in those German pill boxes.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just a few salty veterans and a bunch
Speaker 1: of young recruits. It was a bunch of checks and
Speaker 1: people from Georgia and whatnot. Now, I know what you're saying,
Speaker 1: what were they doing in there? Well, remember we've talked
Speaker 1: a bunch about how Germany when they invaded the Soviet Union,
Speaker 1: they really acted barbaric, mostly obviously to the Jews and
Speaker 1: Gypsies and gay people and things like that, just instant extermination.
Speaker 1: But they didn't act instantly barbaric to everyone. They thought
Speaker 1: some of these guys were, I don't have a better
Speaker 1: way to put it, white enough to kind of joined
Speaker 1: the German cause. The German generals definitely thought that they
Speaker 1: would take over an area and think, hey, we have
Speaker 1: a bunch of able bodied young men here. And these
Speaker 1: were young men who hated communists. Remember these guys hated Stallin,
Speaker 1: They hated Communism. Why don't we just throw a freaking
Speaker 1: German uniform on him and hit him a rifle and
Speaker 1: let him fight with us. What's the harm they were
Speaker 1: doing that for? A while, and then Hitler, again because
Speaker 1: he's an idiot, said well, we can't have non arians
Speaker 1: over there. We can't trust these subhumans. Generals send us
Speaker 1: all those guys. And the generals said back to Hitler.
Speaker 1: They always got frustrated with him, are you out of
Speaker 1: your mind? We didn't need the troops. We're in the
Speaker 1: fight of our lives and the Soviet Union here wet.
Speaker 1: We can't give up troops to you because you don't
Speaker 1: like their race. What's wrong with you? But only one
Speaker 1: man was calling the shots in Germany at that time,
Speaker 1: and they he pulled the people they viewed as subhuman
Speaker 1: off the lines on the east in front and sent
Speaker 1: them to France. A lot of those guys we were
Speaker 1: shooting in the pillboxes, they weren't even German. In fact,
Speaker 1: they didn't even want to be there. They wanted to
Speaker 1: be killing communists. They didn't have anything against Americans or
Speaker 1: Canadians or British. One last thing on this D Day
Speaker 1: thing again from the German to perspective, approaching it a
Speaker 1: different way today. I want you to imagine this because
Speaker 1: we have always approached it understandably from the American perspective,
Speaker 1: and it is I mean, what's the most scared you've
Speaker 1: ever been in your life? What's the most skid you've
Speaker 1: ever been. Imagine being in one of those amphibious vehicles
Speaker 1: when other ones are blowing up all around you and
Speaker 1: people are dying, people are screaming, bullets are flying, and
Speaker 1: they're about to drop the door on one of those,
Speaker 1: and you're going to run into pre prepared machine gun
Speaker 1: fire that's already sighted in where you're landing, and that's
Speaker 1: if you didn't hit a mine. One thing we don't
Speaker 1: talk about enough is the Germans again, preparing for this,
Speaker 1: they had mined all all the beaches, and they had
Speaker 1: mined the water in front of the beach, and they
Speaker 1: had mined it at different levels depending on the tide,
Speaker 1: so you could be sailing in there in your amphibious vehicle.
Speaker 1: You don't get hit with machine gun fire, you don't
Speaker 1: get hit with an artillery round, you don't do anything wrong.
Speaker 1: You just run into a mine under the water at
Speaker 1: the appropriate depth, and now you're all dead. They take you.
Speaker 1: If you read stories from the veterans as they're going in,
Speaker 1: you hear this a lot. I mean the skits relayed
Speaker 1: a lot, so it must have happened plenty of you know,
Speaker 1: they're looking over the side now and then seeing what's what?
Speaker 1: How far do you have the shore? You know, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's it's tough to be scared and not seeing,
Speaker 1: so you don't want to stick your head up. And
Speaker 1: at some point you're gonna stick your head up. And
Speaker 1: they talked a lot about they would look right next door,
Speaker 1: and you know, that's gonna be your buddy, that's gonna
Speaker 1: be a platoon next to you that you know, and
Speaker 1: people you know. And one second the boat was there,
Speaker 1: and then they looked away, and they looked back and
Speaker 1: the boat's just gone. They're just gone. I was reading
Speaker 1: something from one of one of the veterans, one of
Speaker 1: the first guys on the beach, and he talked about
Speaker 1: he talked about how as soon as he landed and
Speaker 1: the machine gun fire was coming and the boat right
Speaker 1: next to him, right next to him, got hit with
Speaker 1: a piece of artillery, and he said that's when it
Speaker 1: hit him, because he grabs a guy thinking he's still alive,
Speaker 1: and rolls him over and finds out he's got half ahead.
Speaker 1: And then he runs to his commander to report on
Speaker 1: what's happening, and his commander's dead too, and he's looking
Speaker 1: around and he's asking who's in charge, and everyone is
Speaker 1: so scared, and it's so chaotic. Whoever was in charge
Speaker 1: was just the person who decided to take charge. And
Speaker 1: he said, that's when I knew. And he was being
Speaker 1: interviewed by someone else and they asked him, you know,
Speaker 1: what was the difference between living and dying? And he said, luck.
Speaker 1: He said, there's no way. There's no way to plan
Speaker 1: for this. Everyone was dying all the time. There's no
Speaker 1: way to plan for it. You land on a beach
Speaker 1: where they have pre cited in artillery rounds that if
Speaker 1: you're ship didn't hit a mine on the way in,
Speaker 1: that's if they didn't let you out in too deep
Speaker 1: of water so you drown because your packways too much.
Speaker 1: That's if you didn't die as soon as the ramp drops,
Speaker 1: because the machine guns are sighted in where the ramps drop.
Speaker 1: Once you've survived all that, if you survive all that,
Speaker 1: you now have to fight your way through barbed wire
Speaker 1: and an open beach while they're looking down on you.
Speaker 1: Remember from Omaha, they had the cliffs. There were five
Speaker 1: different beach landings from Omaha, that had the cliffs. They're
Speaker 1: firing down on you. You're in an open beach. It
Speaker 1: that anybody survived its astounding is astounding. Don't forget those men.
Speaker 1: And next June sixth. If you didn't this last time,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Next June sixth, talk about it with your kids,
Speaker 1: even if at two minutes, make sure they understand. We'll
Speaker 1: wrap this thing up. I'll give you one thing from
Speaker 1: the German perspective, and then we'll we're gonna have a
Speaker 1: hard conversation about Trump. You and I hang on. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show, and it is me Jesse Kelly. Now,
Speaker 1: my big announcement is still to come. You did not
Speaker 1: miss the big announcement. Do not worry. Fear not, Chris.
Speaker 1: We can say that right, fear not eight seven seven
Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at jesse
Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. Big announcement is coming tomorrow though, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: So don't worry. All right, there are big changes coming,
Speaker 1: all good changes. I'm going to do what I always
Speaker 1: do and give it to you one hundred percent straight.
Speaker 1: I'll break it all down for you. It's all good stuff.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Um, you're gonna like them. You're gonna like
Speaker 1: them now onto d day before we have a tough
Speaker 1: conversation about the Trump. Are we ready to have a
Speaker 1: tough conversation about Trump, Chris, because I have to have one,
Speaker 1: and it's it's not just specific specifically with him, it's
Speaker 1: with a lot of people, a lot of people on
Speaker 1: the right. Um, the Germans. One more thing from the Germans.
Speaker 1: I want you to imagine this from their perspective, and
Speaker 1: this is what I mean. Imagine you're a German trooper,
Speaker 1: you're a German soldier. Now, obviously, if he's a card
Speaker 1: carrying Nazi, I'm not asking you to feel some sympathy
Speaker 1: for some guy who wants to murder Jews. But remember
Speaker 1: that was not like the majority of the German army.
Speaker 1: They were just patriotic Germans. I want you to imagine
Speaker 1: you're a German soldier, You're in one of those pill boxes.
Speaker 1: And what you get, first of all, on January sixth,
Speaker 1: is not some soldiers running on the shore. What you
Speaker 1: get is a naval bombardment like you've never seen in
Speaker 1: your life. You see, you woke up that day and
Speaker 1: as you looked out over the horizon on the water
Speaker 1: as you did every single day. You instead of seeing
Speaker 1: an empty sea, remember you didn't know this was come,
Speaker 1: instead of seeing an emptyc you wake up, open your eyes,
Speaker 1: look out and see the largest fleet in the history
Speaker 1: of mankind coming your way. And there aren't just boats.
Speaker 1: They seem to be they seem to be exploding. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: those are naval guns bombing our way, the entire way in.
Speaker 1: We bombed the Germans to Smitherens before we landed on
Speaker 1: that beach. No, we didn't get nearly everyone makes because
Speaker 1: you can't ever do that. We have discovered that. We've
Speaker 1: tried it time and time again. It doesn't matter if
Speaker 1: you double, triple, quadruple, put a million times as too
Speaker 1: many shells on this place they needed the last place.
Speaker 1: You can't ever get them all with just naval shells.
Speaker 1: You always need boots on the ground. But I did
Speaker 1: think about that, and I did find that was fascinating.
Speaker 1: Imagine that waking up and you're a German and here
Speaker 1: comes the largest fleet ever and you've basically been told, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have reinforcements coming your way, don't worry. Only
Speaker 1: the planning was so good, and they pulled this whole
Speaker 1: thing off so effectively that we landed a bunch of
Speaker 1: very very brave men behind the lines to secure bridges
Speaker 1: in roads and in some cases blow bridges and roads.
Speaker 1: So those German reinforcements, remember the compromise, because the German
Speaker 1: reinforcements were behind the line, so the German reinforcements couldn't
Speaker 1: get up to where they needed to be on the
Speaker 1: front line. You're stuck there with the largest fleet ever
Speaker 1: coming towards you, and there's no help on the way.
Speaker 1: What does that feel like? And remember this, Remember this,
Speaker 1: and the eyes of that German the people coming, they're
Speaker 1: the barbarians. Weird right Anyway, Next June sixth, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I wasn't even gonna do this show today. I just
Speaker 1: decided it was probably very appropriate to go ahead and
Speaker 1: do it. Next June sixth, take a moment and talk
Speaker 1: to your family about what happened. Doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: an hour, doesn't have to be a podcast or a
Speaker 1: documentary or something like that. Just take a moment and
Speaker 1: tell him what happened. Now, let's have a frank talk,
Speaker 1: shall we about Donald Trump? About a lot of people
Speaker 1: on the right. So this applies to a lot of people,
Speaker 1: but specifically about Donald Trump. Do you want Donald Trump
Speaker 1: to run again? Do you want Donald Trump to run again?
Speaker 1: I understand he is by a country mile, the most
Speaker 1: popular Republican in the country. If he runs again, he
Speaker 1: will walk to the nomination. In fact, now you'll have
Speaker 1: a couple, a couple never Trump types would run against
Speaker 1: him if he ran. They wouldn't run with the anticipation
Speaker 1: of winning. They'd run knowing their name. I'de. Their publicity
Speaker 1: would go through the roof. It's just good. Look, it's
Speaker 1: good for it's good for the brand to run for president.
Speaker 1: It just is a lot of people get confused when
Speaker 1: when you see all these no name losers running for president,
Speaker 1: Like remember Eric Swalwell, the guy who farted on national television.
Speaker 1: You remember Eric Swalwell, and he jumped in the race.
Speaker 1: And this guy was a jerkwater congressman. No one even
Speaker 1: knew who he was. And he jumps in the races,
Speaker 1: starts running for president, and everyone's looking around saying why
Speaker 1: they run for president? For two reasons. One, you try
Speaker 1: to catch lightning in a bottle like Barack Obama did.
Speaker 1: Barack Obama wasn't supposed to win that primary when he
Speaker 1: ran against Hillary Clinton. Either you either try to catch
Speaker 1: lightning in the bottle. But remember this because we're about
Speaker 1: to experience it as Republicans. They won't, but it'll be
Speaker 1: our turn. Life is pretty good when you're running for president. Now,
Speaker 1: let's have that talk about Trump. Hang on, It is
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly's Show. And if you missed any part
Speaker 1: of our show, remember we have Michael Malice coming up
Speaker 1: in about thirty minutes. We're gonna talk to him about
Speaker 1: this Donald Trump thing. You know, Malice will have a
Speaker 1: different take as he always does. Talk to Malice about
Speaker 1: the Donald Trump thing. We got Selena Zito coming up
Speaker 1: in the final hour. She talked, She interviewed that Space
Speaker 1: Force commander who got relieved. You and I are about
Speaker 1: to talk about Trump and shoot he run again. I
Speaker 1: have a frank talk about that. That's gonna make people uncomfortable.
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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Eight seven seven three
Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show dot Com. A couple of things are still coming.
Speaker 1: After we have a Frank talk about Trump, We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk to Michael Malice. We're gonna talk about riding a
Speaker 1: bike with no pants. We have to talk about the
Speaker 1: latest threats on Rand Paul. And remember on Friday we
Speaker 1: got the question about cops putzing along in the passing
Speaker 1: Wayne and what do you do? Do you pass? Do
Speaker 1: you not pass? We got an email from a thirty
Speaker 1: year police officer. He actually broke down why they do it?
Speaker 1: You dirty snakes. That's genius. I will break it down
Speaker 1: for you. I'm gonna read this email for you. You
Speaker 1: know what. I'll read it next segment, and it's Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor Monday today for you new listeners. Every single Monday,
Speaker 1: we read a medal of honor citation. It's the only
Speaker 1: good and decent thing we do all week on this show.
Speaker 1: But we read a medal of honor citation to honor
Speaker 1: the men, honor their deeds. And look, if we don't
Speaker 1: remember them. If we don't read it, not know it's there.
Speaker 1: If we don't read it, we don't hear it, then
Speaker 1: it gets lost and that's not right. Now let's talk
Speaker 1: about Trump, because I'm looking at a headline here. Trump
Speaker 1: wanted to publicly grill Fauci on Wuhan lab Fund and
Speaker 1: Bill China for the pandemic. This is from New York
Speaker 1: Post dot com. All right, let's get something out of
Speaker 1: the way. As you know, I was a big fan
Speaker 1: of Trump's presidency. I like the America first stuff. I
Speaker 1: like how we treated the media like crap. His deregulation
Speaker 1: of the economy had this place absolutely booming. His foreign
Speaker 1: policy was absurdly good, and I'll be honest, I never
Speaker 1: saw that coming. He was outstanding at keeping our enemies
Speaker 1: in check, our our former enemies are getting I mean,
Speaker 1: he just he was awesome. I have two humongous problems
Speaker 1: with Donald Trump, and I was I was always honest
Speaker 1: with you about that. Obviously voted for the guy twice.
Speaker 1: He spent way, way, way too much money, way too
Speaker 1: much money. Now. The only reason I defend him on
Speaker 1: that is Trump never once claimed aimed to be a
Speaker 1: fiscal conservative. He in fact, he said a million different
Speaker 1: times he didn't care about debt, so he didn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not like the other Republicans who claim they're gonna
Speaker 1: run on tightening the budget and then blow out the spending.
Speaker 1: He didn't care about it. He just doesn't take a
Speaker 1: priority on debt. But he spent way too much money.
Speaker 1: And he signed every gigantic, swampy spending bill that hit
Speaker 1: his desk, every one of them, and every time threatened
Speaker 1: to veto the next one, then then he'd sign that one.
Speaker 1: Setting that aside. As long as we're talking about Donald
Speaker 1: Trump running for president again or not, and what we want,
Speaker 1: what you and I want. I'm just giving you my opinion.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's personnel decisions, they weren't bad. They were embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Amar Rosa. You hired m A Rosa to be an
Speaker 1: advisor in the White House? Else? What is this some
Speaker 1: kind of a joke? What's that? That's that idiot's name Scarmucci?
Speaker 1: Remember the guy who was Press secretary for like ten days,
Speaker 1: a full blown Democrat. Yeah, Donald Trump's personnel decisions were
Speaker 1: so bad. I'll be honest with you here, I'm going
Speaker 1: to need to hear something that I don't think he
Speaker 1: would do. Before I get excited about him running again,
Speaker 1: I'm going to need to hear Donald Trump not apologize
Speaker 1: or anything like that. I'm not asking that. I'm not
Speaker 1: an idiot. I wouldn't need to hear something out of
Speaker 1: Donald Trump that would lead me to believe he knows
Speaker 1: he made terrible personnel decisions and he's going to change
Speaker 1: some major things the next time. Have you heard him
Speaker 1: say anything like that. I mean, I'm looking at a headline.
Speaker 1: Trump wanted to publicly grill Fauci on on lab funding.
Speaker 1: Fouchi was your guy, and I know what you're saying. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: Fauci was there forever. I get that. But right when
Speaker 1: the pandemic hit, Donald Trump looked at doctor Fauci and
Speaker 1: pointed to him and said, you you take the microphone
Speaker 1: and leave the nation. Go. And now you had that
Speaker 1: little troll up there on every single news channel. You
Speaker 1: couldn't You can watch a football game without Fauci. My
Speaker 1: make sure you're wearing a mask and locked down and
Speaker 1: hide under your bed. Trump wanted to publicly real Fauci
Speaker 1: Foucci was yours. You could have sidelined that idiot that
Speaker 1: and you know what should have sidelined that idiot anytime.
Speaker 1: And I understand I've been very hard on people who
Speaker 1: were pro lockdown, but that means I'm hard on everyone,
Speaker 1: right because virtually everybody was pro lockdown but me and
Speaker 1: about four other people. But when you're the president of
Speaker 1: the United States of America, the truth is you do
Speaker 1: have a huge responsibility. And when you have a new
Speaker 1: virus hit your shores, I get that it's scary. I
Speaker 1: understand the models. We're scary. Millions are gonna die, everyone's
Speaker 1: gonna diagram. I was gonna die, kids are gonna die
Speaker 1: in it's dead. But when you have someone come and
Speaker 1: sit down in front of your office, and Donald Trump
Speaker 1: is not a man who doesn't know economy. He knows
Speaker 1: economy very well. Remember he had this place booming. Donald
Speaker 1: Trump was killing it. You have someone come and sit
Speaker 1: down in front of you and say what we need
Speaker 1: to do is we need to lock everyone down, shut
Speaker 1: down the economy. That's what we need to do. Your
Speaker 1: step one is to not just fire that guy. You
Speaker 1: call in everybody, everyone on your staff. You have a
Speaker 1: public execution. No you don't actually kill him, but you say, oh,
Speaker 1: you wait a minute, hold on, hold on, let me
Speaker 1: understand this, doctor Fauci. You want me to stop the economy.
Speaker 1: You're you're this fancy doctor. Let me understand this, right,
Speaker 1: You're this fancy doctor with all these all these solutions,
Speaker 1: in all these years of practice in metas good school,
Speaker 1: and your solution is everyone go home and hide. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, well you know what. Wait right there, doctor Fouci,
Speaker 1: you wait right there, the chief of staff, go ahead
Speaker 1: and bring in everybody on my team. Please, I want
Speaker 1: everyone on my team. Come on to everybody, everyone right,
Speaker 1: everyone in here. Okay, you know what he just suggested
Speaker 1: to me, the doctor Faucci right here, he just suggested
Speaker 1: that I stopped the economy for a virus. Doctor Faucci,
Speaker 1: you're fired. And anyone else who even thinks about presenting
Speaker 1: stopping the economy as a solution, it is fired as well.
Speaker 1: Are we all clear? I just want everyone to be clear.
Speaker 1: Doctor Fauci, Why are you still sitting here? I just
Speaker 1: fired you. You should be packing out your stuff. Go away.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with trashing doctor Fauci, totally fine with deserves
Speaker 1: every single inch of it. I'm fine with defending Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I think He's an excellent was an
Speaker 1: excellent president. What I'm not fine with is Donald Trump
Speaker 1: and a lot of the pundits I see on the
Speaker 1: right who were all about those lockdowns early on now
Speaker 1: acting like they were some anti Fouci, anti lockdown champion.
Speaker 1: The lockdowns came from doctor Fouci under Donald Trump, with
Speaker 1: his permission. Donald Trump didn't go running into the microphone
Speaker 1: when Foulci suggested such things. He didn't go run into
Speaker 1: the microphone and say stop, Nope, that's wrong, ignore him.
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, go home, hide and look. It's not
Speaker 1: as if he hasn't been punished for it. Let's be frank.
Speaker 1: The lockdowns are the reason Donald Trump's not president anymore.
Speaker 1: Period lockdowns wrecked in economy. Good president sence with good economy,
Speaker 1: or presidents with good economies get reelected. Trump had an
Speaker 1: outstanding one. He was gonna walk to re election, and
Speaker 1: then he listened to doctor Fauci, and now he's not
Speaker 1: president anymore. So let me ask you again, And I
Speaker 1: don't care if you're mad, brother, You're welcome to email
Speaker 1: me in unload. It's fine. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Email
Speaker 1: me your love, your hate, your death threats. You're asked
Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions for Friday. Let me ask you now,
Speaker 1: do we want Donald Trump running again? What's gonna change
Speaker 1: with personnel next time? Hang on, It is The Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show eight seven seven three seven seven four three
Speaker 1: seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. We
Speaker 1: still have Michael Malice coming up in ten minutes. We
Speaker 1: got medal of honor Monday. I'll do that after Malice.
Speaker 1: We have Rand Paul getting more death threats. We have
Speaker 1: riding a bicycle without pants. We have a minor screw
Speaker 1: up yesterday that I actually need, I need an audience
Speaker 1: opinion on, but I'm a little nervous about it. Do
Speaker 1: you ever have you ever had these moments where you
Speaker 1: want to get a second opinion on something, but you're
Speaker 1: almost positive you're not going to like it, so you're
Speaker 1: tempted not to get a second opinion on something. Allow
Speaker 1: me to explain. Told you we dropped the kids off yesterday, right,
Speaker 1: kid free, kid free for a week, which sounds better
Speaker 1: than it is. I'll be honest. It's like wooo for
Speaker 1: about two hours, and then you're all I wonder what
Speaker 1: the buddies are doing. We could probably hang out if
Speaker 1: they were home. But but anyway, drop the kids off
Speaker 1: and we are. We're kid free. On the way home, decide, Hey,
Speaker 1: let's go out to dinner. Se sue a me. It's
Speaker 1: a lot cheaper when it's just us too. I don't
Speaker 1: want to sound like Jewish producer Chris, but let's be honest,
Speaker 1: it's a big savings when the kids aren't there. Let's
Speaker 1: go out to dinner someplace decent. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking her a red lobster, but I mean
Speaker 1: nothing that nice. But seriously, what Chris. Okay, So we
Speaker 1: go out to dinner. We walk in a place and
Speaker 1: we're completely doing this. Wow, we're kid free thing for
Speaker 1: the first time. I'm sure empty nesters are gonna listen
Speaker 1: to this and laugh their butts off. But we walk
Speaker 1: in the restaurant and we look at each other, like,
Speaker 1: should we sit at the bar. Let's sit at the
Speaker 1: bar like adults. Let's sit at the bars. We sit
Speaker 1: at the bar. Turned out to be a colossal misteak.
Speaker 1: I'll get to that in a second. We sit down
Speaker 1: at the bar, order a beer. Why not, let's sit
Speaker 1: down up there, I have a beer. I get my
Speaker 1: beer and look the service. Look at a time. Let
Speaker 1: me just get this out of the way. You know
Speaker 1: that I believe in being a good tipper. I'm adamant
Speaker 1: about it. You must be a good tipper. However, as
Speaker 1: I've grown older, I've actually I've gone both ways on that.
Speaker 1: I will now I'll go above twenty percent without question.
Speaker 1: If you're a good waiter waitress, I'll go five percent.
Speaker 1: If you're terrible, I'll punish you for it. If you're bad.
Speaker 1: It was so bad that by the time we left,
Speaker 1: I tipped. I tipped the bar tender five bucks five bucks,
Speaker 1: and then the it was like five percent of the
Speaker 1: meal or something like that. Tipped the bartender five bucks.
Speaker 1: His back up. There was just some kid who was
Speaker 1: running glasses back and forth. He was the only one
Speaker 1: we could get to wait on us. I slipped him
Speaker 1: at twenty and said put this in your pocket, because
Speaker 1: I had him at twenty. And he goes and turns
Speaker 1: to put it in the chip tip jar, and I
Speaker 1: said no, no, no, no, I said, in your pocket.
Speaker 1: And he looked at me and he said, thank you, sir,
Speaker 1: and he slipped it in his pocket. They're not sharing
Speaker 1: it with that dirt ball anyway. Another story. So I
Speaker 1: had to get a beer from this kid. Will he
Speaker 1: know what he was doing? He pours me a beer
Speaker 1: and it's got this huge head on it and has
Speaker 1: all this foam. Okay not then the well, I don't care.
Speaker 1: So the wife is have it having to drink. I've
Speaker 1: got my beer, and I took my two fingers. I
Speaker 1: rubbed them across the front of my forehead, nothing too obvious,
Speaker 1: and then I placed them on top of the foam
Speaker 1: in the beer and moved my fingers around just a
Speaker 1: little bit on the foam and the beer. I was
Speaker 1: taught this at a very early age. I mean we're
Speaker 1: talking early drinking age twenty one and something like that.
Speaker 1: That you're from. Your skin breaks down, the bubbles, they'll
Speaker 1: they'll just dissolve. It works really well. So I'm having
Speaker 1: a conversation with the wife without thinking, I mean there
Speaker 1: was a huge head on my beer. Without thinking, I
Speaker 1: rubbed the forehead with the fingers and I rubbed the
Speaker 1: top of the beer and I'm still looking at her
Speaker 1: right and all of a sudden she stopped and she says,
Speaker 1: never do that in public. When you're with me again
Speaker 1: and I start laughing, but I'm looking down like I did.
Speaker 1: I thought I had done something wrong. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know what she was talking about because it was just instinct.
Speaker 1: I looked down. I'm like, did I spill something? But
Speaker 1: do I have something in my teeth? What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? She said with the beer? Idiot? What are
Speaker 1: you doing with your beer? I said, I'm getting into
Speaker 1: the head. She said, that's disgusting. So allow me to
Speaker 1: ask you. And I understand opening this up to the
Speaker 1: audience is just like, because people love to be mean
Speaker 1: to me, Chris, I'm such a nice person and people
Speaker 1: love to be what. People love to be mean to me.
Speaker 1: Allow me to ask you eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show
Speaker 1: dot com. You can leave a voicemail if you don't
Speaker 1: catch us live, or email me. Is it wrong to
Speaker 1: do the forehead beer thing in public? What Chris? Chris
Speaker 1: said he rubs on the side of the nose. Chris,
Speaker 1: I don't think where I rubbed on my face was wrong.
Speaker 1: It's not as if the forehead is what made it gross.
Speaker 1: I don't think right, we need to ask a woman.
Speaker 1: What No, the forehead's not more obvious than the side
Speaker 1: of your nose. What's wrong with you? Okay, well, either way,
Speaker 1: I think it was I think it was the fingers
Speaker 1: in the beer. And I need to clarify something here.
Speaker 1: I didn't take both fingers and jam it in the
Speaker 1: beer like I'm bowling with it or something like that.
Speaker 1: I simply rubbed them over the top of it a
Speaker 1: couple times to get the oil down there. I don't
Speaker 1: understand what's wrong. I can't live in this world where
Speaker 1: there are these rules. Rand Paul says his family received
Speaker 1: death threats over clashes with Fouci. Look have you wondered,
Speaker 1: have you really sat back and wondered why there was
Speaker 1: all this love for Doctor Fouci. And I mean, you
Speaker 1: remember a cover of Vanity Fair throwing out the first
Speaker 1: pitch He's now writing a book. People had and I'm
Speaker 1: almost positive I remember this right. People had Fouci pillows,
Speaker 1: people had Fouci pajamas. Somebody got a doctor Fauci tattoo
Speaker 1: on my life. I do remember that someone got a
Speaker 1: Fouci tattoo. And people like Rand Paul who've criticized them,
Speaker 1: they're getting death threats. You want to know why that happens.
Speaker 1: A couple of different reasons, one standard God complex things.
Speaker 1: You know, you want if you want to feel like
Speaker 1: somebody is in charge of you and taking care of you,
Speaker 1: and doctor Fauci's the guy, and how dare you be
Speaker 1: a heretic and criticize my God? So that's part of it,
Speaker 1: you want to know what. Another part of it is
Speaker 1: another part of Rampaul receiving death threats. And this applies
Speaker 1: to you getting yelled at when you don't have a
Speaker 1: mask on. Does that happen to you? I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: pleased to say nobody's ever yelled at me for not
Speaker 1: wearing a mask. Yet no one said anything to me,
Speaker 1: which I think is nice. Maybe that's just a Texas thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you know what it is. Part
Speaker 1: of its shame. The reason the person who walks around
Speaker 1: with nine masks and rubber gloves on yells at you
Speaker 1: for not wearing one. They know how they look, they do,
Speaker 1: they do, they know how they look the same way,
Speaker 1: and we've all been caught up in this. So I'm
Speaker 1: not pointing fingers at you or anyone else the same way.
Speaker 1: You can allow yourself to maybe get resentful about somebody
Speaker 1: who achieves something you wanted to achieve. You know what
Speaker 1: creeps into all of us. Don't look you don't ever
Speaker 1: want to dwell on that or be that person. And
Speaker 1: that's not something although I have a million struggles, that's
Speaker 1: not something I struggle with. But everyone has a little
Speaker 1: bit of that in them, right. You look at the
Speaker 1: person who who does the things you want to do,
Speaker 1: says the things you want to say, dates the girl,
Speaker 1: dates the dude you want to date, and there's a
Speaker 1: little bit of resentment that creeps in. That's why people
Speaker 1: get so mad when you criticize doctor Fauci, because by
Speaker 1: now they know, I mean they know unless you're a
Speaker 1: total idiot or a sheep, and there are plenty of
Speaker 1: those still, but by now they know this guy was
Speaker 1: full of crab. They know everything we did in response
Speaker 1: to coronavirus was wrong, and they're ashamed. They're ashamed of
Speaker 1: how they acted, and they're resentful of you because you're
Speaker 1: walking around without one with a smile on your face.
Speaker 1: Let's ask Michael Malice what he thinks about my thoughts
Speaker 1: on Donald Trump. Hang on, he's the Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jodi Now, host
Speaker 1: of Your Welcome and author of the Anarchist Handbook Our Favorite.
Speaker 1: Michael Malice joins us. Michael, um, why should I want
Speaker 1: Donald Trump again? I understand I was a fan. Everyone
Speaker 1: knows I was a fan of his presidency. But the
Speaker 1: personnel decisions were so bad. Why should I want that again?
Speaker 1: When I haven't heard any plan to adjust? You should
Speaker 1: want to abolish the presidency? Jesse, Come on, what is
Speaker 1: this high machine? Twenty twenty one? How are we still
Speaker 1: having this conversation? Are you serious? I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think Trump has it in him to run again.
Speaker 1: He's going to be significantly older, and I think he
Speaker 1: basically was a pioneer in many ways for the Republicans.
Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't think he'd be the one
Speaker 1: to do it. It's it's it's hard, it's you really
Speaker 1: want him to be Nixon. You know, you lose and
Speaker 1: then you come back. No, No, I don't what I want. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get what I want. What I
Speaker 1: want is the federal government to be brought to its
Speaker 1: knees because it's just completely corrupt and broken and cannot
Speaker 1: possibly be fixed. But I'm not going to get that.
Speaker 1: So what should I want out of the next president? Well,
Speaker 1: I think this is the problem. Like we should be
Speaker 1: focusing on twenty twenty one in the mid terms, there's
Speaker 1: a lot and all the gubernatorial elections. There is a
Speaker 1: lot of good things that could be happening in the future.
Speaker 1: What you should want, Honestly, the person you should be
Speaker 1: most interested in is Joe Mansion, who is doing a
Speaker 1: phenomenal job in a fifty fifty Senate of causing apoplexy
Speaker 1: among the left and demonstrating that when Mitt Romney argues
Speaker 1: for the Democratic Party, he's regarded as a new messiah.
Speaker 1: But when Joe Mansion is bipartisan and goes to the Republicans,
Speaker 1: he's the biggest traitor to the Republicans. Benedict Darnold Wan
Speaker 1: it wasn't even a republic. So there's a lot of
Speaker 1: carnage to enjoy in a day to day basis, And
Speaker 1: I think it's important for people if you keep looking
Speaker 1: three years out, this is going to be a long, long, long,
Speaker 1: long battle. As you perfectly know and are so let's
Speaker 1: focus on day to day instead of looking ahead, because
Speaker 1: there's a lot of work to be done in the meantime,
Speaker 1: and a lot of it's happening in a very positive direction,
Speaker 1: other than in New York, which is god forsaken and
Speaker 1: cannot be recovered. Why can't it be recovered? I've heard
Speaker 1: that before, especially from my New York friends, and as
Speaker 1: you well know, like New York City specifically, I just
Speaker 1: dearly love it. I love the place of my favorite
Speaker 1: places on earth, and it sucks when it's become why
Speaker 1: they can't turn around? No one up there is thinking
Speaker 1: why is the most like the least COMMI candidate for
Speaker 1: mayors Andrew Yang, who has a plan to get everyone
Speaker 1: money for free. This is the conservative, right wing approach
Speaker 1: in the in the mayoral race. So good luck with that.
Speaker 1: I'm off to Texas. Burn it to the ground. I'm
Speaker 1: fine with it. Okay, So you are? I mean I
Speaker 1: wasn't sure how much of your personal business I was
Speaker 1: allowed to put out there. You are moving to Texas.
Speaker 1: I have screamed at people to do this for a
Speaker 1: long time. Get out of the blue hell holes, get
Speaker 1: to a red place and make it redder. What prompted
Speaker 1: the decision for Michael Malice, Why, well, yeah, I'm going
Speaker 1: I'm leaving my blue hell hole. I'm going to a
Speaker 1: red heck hole. What prompted the decision is what I
Speaker 1: just said earlier. As bad as it is and I
Speaker 1: love New York, there's no mechanism to improve it. And
Speaker 1: what they've done to New York is exactly the university system.
Speaker 1: You take a beautiful young co ed who goes to
Speaker 1: college and she comes back four years later as an
Speaker 1: unrecognizable swamp wall riss who hates her family, and you
Speaker 1: remember what she was and the potential and what could
Speaker 1: have been, and all you do is cry and hope
Speaker 1: that you don't have to, you know, go all old
Speaker 1: Yeller on her speaking of the swamp wall roust thing
Speaker 1: at the university, which was hysterical. By the way, how
Speaker 1: does that happen? And I asked, because of this, I
Speaker 1: hear this all time, because of how much I rail
Speaker 1: against universities on this show. I give emails all the
Speaker 1: time time from parents that say the same thing happened
Speaker 1: to my daughter, the same thing happened to my son.
Speaker 1: They left and they were normal, and they came back
Speaker 1: and now they're ruined. How are you capable still of
Speaker 1: being ruined at the age of eighteen or nineteen? Aren't
Speaker 1: you pretty much who you are? No, you're eighteen or nineteen?
Speaker 1: My god, do you remember how dumb you were? I
Speaker 1: remember how dumb I was. I was a complete mess.
Speaker 1: And what happens you go to university and you have
Speaker 1: people who have been presented to you all your life
Speaker 1: as the epitome of achievement and intellectual accomplishment i e.
Speaker 1: University professors, when in reality they're as low as a guest,
Speaker 1: even below political journalists. And when you defer to their judgment,
Speaker 1: and when you have to defer to their judgment in
Speaker 1: order to get good grades. Yeah, the Walrus process has begun. Okay,
Speaker 1: now I'm going to ask a question, and I'm a
Speaker 1: hundred percent positive I'm going to regret asking it, but
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask it anyway. We tried to reschedule
Speaker 1: it last week. It's a long story. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get into everything, but Michael, you could not reschedule
Speaker 1: for the following day because you were doing something. Would
Speaker 1: you please elaborate for me? Because I didn't ask for
Speaker 1: details and didn't want them. What exactly you were doing.
Speaker 1: I was in Colorado Springs shooting photos from my underwear ad.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, please, this is not I thought you
Speaker 1: were joking with me, and then you said you weren't joking.
Speaker 1: You're an underwear bottel bill. I like how your voice
Speaker 1: went all high. That was really I guess Jesse's okay
Speaker 1: to be excited you For weeks, for months, you were
Speaker 1: the only hunk on this pune call, and now I'm
Speaker 1: giving you a run for your money. Buddy. Sure you
Speaker 1: could put me in your pocket, but at still a
Speaker 1: pocket sized punk. All right. Now, let me ask, because
Speaker 1: you've been a New York guy your whole life, are
Speaker 1: you getting a gun when you get to Texas? Is
Speaker 1: that like the first thing you're doing. I'm assuming it is.
Speaker 1: When I first moved to this apartment in two thousand
Speaker 1: and six, I gotta suculent. I now have two hundred
Speaker 1: species in my home, So I'm not getting a gun.
Speaker 1: I am getting an armory, and I am going to
Speaker 1: home alone. This house like you've never seen before. All Right,
Speaker 1: the Anarchist Handbook, it really is outstanding. Break it down
Speaker 1: for people real quick. For me. Please, you're the one
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do to you what you did to me
Speaker 1: for months? Where is it, Jesse, where is it you
Speaker 1: said you'd record a chapter? We're doing the audiobook The
Speaker 1: Anarchist Handbook. It was the top non fiction book in
Speaker 1: all of Amazon. I still can't explain how that happened,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to look get tors of the mouth.
Speaker 1: And it's basically a collection of historical essays of all
Speaker 1: the great anarchist thinkers of all time for people to
Speaker 1: understand that there has been a tradition of those of
Speaker 1: us who regard the state as illegitimate by its very nature.
Speaker 1: Do you view the state and local governments in the
Speaker 1: same way or is this like a federal government thing? Like?
Speaker 1: For instance, to me, I will tell you, I'm extremely
Speaker 1: and I hate to even use this word libertarian when
Speaker 1: it comes to the federal government. But then I hear
Speaker 1: a governor banning something I don't like, I'm like, sure,
Speaker 1: if that's fine, I'm fine with that. It's not the
Speaker 1: same for this very simple reason that only federal government's
Speaker 1: wage war, and that means killing children, and that means
Speaker 1: making women into widows and all the other horrible things
Speaker 1: that happened with they're bolts war, so it is much.
Speaker 1: It's orders of magnitude is much worse in a federal
Speaker 1: level than on a state level. Michael Malice, everybody, the
Speaker 1: book is the anarchist handbook. Go by it. Thank you, brother,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. Oh it's a pleasure. Talks all right,
Speaker 1: Chris Headline. No shirts, pants, or undy's needed on a
Speaker 1: bike ride, just a mask. This is from the apnews
Speaker 1: dot com. Just a heads up. Apparently a picture prints
Speaker 1: off with this story. Not totally sure if you did
Speaker 1: this on the studio computer or not, Chris, But in
Speaker 1: the future, let's probably go ahead and avoid that. Philadelphia
Speaker 1: bike riders won't need their shirts, pants, skirts, or even underwear,
Speaker 1: just a mask. Organizers of the annual Philly Naked Bike
Speaker 1: Ride say this year's event will take place August twenty
Speaker 1: eighth and will require masks. All right, As you know,
Speaker 1: this has always been and will always be a family show.
Speaker 1: Aren't a family show? I will That's not because I'm
Speaker 1: a good person. I'm a terrible person. I'm a terrible person.
Speaker 1: I just want to clear it for that. I'm not
Speaker 1: making that up. But I will never do a show
Speaker 1: you have to turn off with your kids in the car,
Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about you walked away. Leave
Speaker 1: the radio on with me talking. I won't do it.
Speaker 1: And I only do that because I have two kids myself,
Speaker 1: and I can't let them watch anything or listen to
Speaker 1: anything because it's all crap now. It's all just rotted
Speaker 1: out filth, and I hate it. So I won't do
Speaker 1: that to other people. And I'm going to be completely
Speaker 1: appropriate here when we have this conversation, but we have
Speaker 1: to talk about bike riding here. Antless, hang on. We
Speaker 1: have in recent months seen some inflation, and we, at
Speaker 1: least on a year over year basis, will continue I
Speaker 1: believe through the rest of the year to see higher
Speaker 1: inflation rates, maybe around three percent. But I personally believe
Speaker 1: that this represents transitory factors. And I will say that
Speaker 1: in the United States, there have been factors that are
Speaker 1: transitory that in past years have raised inflation without affecting
Speaker 1: the underlying inflation rate, in factors that have lowered it
Speaker 1: that have also been transitory, and I generally believe that
Speaker 1: policy should look through transitory factors. I'm so bored. That
Speaker 1: was Janet Yellen using the word transitory nine thousand times,
Speaker 1: just a heads up. All that means is temporary. But
Speaker 1: when you're trying to gloss over something that's really really bad,
Speaker 1: like inflation, like your money sitting in your wallet right
Speaker 1: now being worth less today than it was yesterday, when
Speaker 1: you're trying to gloss over that fact, you can't just
Speaker 1: use words like temporary. You have to use words like
Speaker 1: transitory because it makes you sound really really educated, really
Speaker 1: really smart. You know you're smarter than other people, so
Speaker 1: you have to make sure they know you're smarter. And
Speaker 1: it's not it's not an inflation, it's bad. It's just
Speaker 1: a transitory time where we transit with the transitories and
Speaker 1: then the transit transitories. Anyway, what did that make sense
Speaker 1: to everybody? And it didn't make sense to anybody, but
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh, yeah, she's really so. She must have
Speaker 1: went to college, very smart, very smart. We have inflation
Speaker 1: because the government prints a bunch of money. We have
Speaker 1: massive inflation because the government stopped the economy from moving
Speaker 1: and then printed trillions of dollars. And there are laws
Speaker 1: in the econic in economics, let's say you can't do that.
Speaker 1: It's not more complicated than that. It's not not transitory.
Speaker 1: It's not more complicated than that. I hate when people
Speaker 1: take very simple things and try to make them sound
Speaker 1: complicated with really big words so you and I can't
Speaker 1: understand them. Rives me up the wall now really quickly
Speaker 1: before we get the medal of honor Monday. Back to
Speaker 1: this bike ride, the Philly naked bike ride. Apparently it's
Speaker 1: an annual thing. I I can't speak for women, certainly,
Speaker 1: not on this shoote this issue, and I won't speak
Speaker 1: for women as a man. I am having a difficult
Speaker 1: time with how exactly a naked bike ride is supposed
Speaker 1: to work for a dude. Chris, am I off base here?
Speaker 1: If I'm honestly I understand, I'm gonna keep it PG.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop here in a second. But I mean,
Speaker 1: you've seen the bike seats, right, You've you've sat on
Speaker 1: the bike seats. Bike seats are not pleasant when you
Speaker 1: have shorts on. I mean, if I remember right, I
Speaker 1: haven't sat on a bike and ages because I'm not
Speaker 1: a child, Chris. Chris has been biking a lot lately,
Speaker 1: and of course, like everyone else who decides to get
Speaker 1: into biking, you have to hear about it every day.
Speaker 1: Oh to ten miles as anyway, But setting that aside,
Speaker 1: how is it, How is a naked man supposed to
Speaker 1: sit on a bike seat in a way that's not
Speaker 1: physically damaging? I mean, this is not this is not
Speaker 1: something that sounds pleasant to me. Explain to me, you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what. Actually, we're not gonna explain this.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna stop right here. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: I don't understand how physiologically a man riding a bike
Speaker 1: naked is humanly possible. I don't understand it. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you miss any part of the show, The Whole
Speaker 1: Thing's podcast on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. If you
Speaker 1: missed our d Day opening, if you missed Michael Malice,
Speaker 1: Selena Zito's coming up now next hour. If you can't
Speaker 1: get to her, download the podcast on iHeart, Google, Spotify,
Speaker 1: and iTunes. On iTunes, leave a five star rating and
Speaker 1: leave a review similar to these reviews. This one's titled Handsome.
Speaker 1: He's so handsome, small, handsome, smart, tall, and educated. The
Speaker 1: whole package right here. Thank you, Oracle. Quit shake in
Speaker 1: your head, Chris. This one's just a bunch of thumbs ups.
Speaker 1: The Oracle has strikingly good looks. Did I mention handsome?
Speaker 1: The show is pretty good too. This one's titled good show.
Speaker 1: I like the history story he does every episode, and
Speaker 1: my god, he's so handsome. This one's titled every episode
Speaker 1: It's awesome. Has anyone said how handsome the world famous
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly is? The show is pretty good too. Look,
Speaker 1: I think the reviews speak for themselves, Chris. They come
Speaker 1: from an honest place. Oh, for those of you just
Speaker 1: now tuning in, we have a huge announcement coming up.
Speaker 1: I've been teasing it for like two weeks. It's not
Speaker 1: your fault, it's not my fault that I haven't made
Speaker 1: it yet. But I will tell you this. The eyes
Speaker 1: are dotted, the teas are crossed. The announcement is coming tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It is absolutely going to affect the show only in
Speaker 1: a good way, though, mark my words, only in a
Speaker 1: good way. And I'm going to lay absolutely everything out
Speaker 1: for you probably tomorrow during the show. Now. The reason
Speaker 1: I say probably tomorrow is I know the announcements coming tomorrow.
Speaker 1: There's no question about that. And you can follow me
Speaker 1: on social media at Jesse Kelly DC on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook,
Speaker 1: and locals. I know it's coming tomorrow. Is it going
Speaker 1: to come in time for me to lay it all
Speaker 1: out for you during the show. I think so, but
Speaker 1: we'll see, all right. Medal of Honor Monday. Next, it
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show eight seven seven three seven
Speaker 1: seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show
Speaker 1: dot com. We have a communist coming right out and
Speaker 1: saying the quiet part out loud, and I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: It's a great thing. We have your emails to get
Speaker 1: to remember, I promise you the cop email. I got
Speaker 1: this email from a cop because we were complaining about
Speaker 1: cops who get into left lane and they kind of
Speaker 1: puts along slowly. It turns out they do this for
Speaker 1: a very specific reason, those dirty dogs. And I'll read
Speaker 1: this email for you. We have Medal of Honor Monday
Speaker 1: coming up. Next. We have some dude. I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about this guy, but my word, maybe this man
Speaker 1: needs to run to be president of the United States.
Speaker 1: Because I've got some audio that's gonna have you all
Speaker 1: kinds of fired up. And no, I know what you're thinking.
Speaker 1: It's just you, Jesse. Normally that would be the case,
Speaker 1: but no, not this time. All right, Mental bottom Monday,
Speaker 1: next the Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Busy summer ahead, infrastructure, election reform. What does the press
Speaker 1: get wrong when covering Biden's agenda when you watch the news,
Speaker 1: when you read the news, That was CNNs Brian Stelter,
Speaker 1: That was the question he asked the White House Press Secretary.
Speaker 1: You get the White House Press Secretary on why don't
Speaker 1: we get wrong? Watch these people all right, before we
Speaker 1: get to the emails, before we get to more fauci stuff,
Speaker 1: tax dodging, Let's do the one good thing we do
Speaker 1: all week on the show. It's called Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 1: For you new listeners, it is not enough to know
Speaker 1: that great men existed and great deeds were done. We
Speaker 1: must remember them, and you remember them by talking about it,
Speaker 1: hearing about it. It's the only good and decent thing
Speaker 1: we do on this show all week long. But we
Speaker 1: take a medal of honor citation and we read it
Speaker 1: on there to honor the men, to honor the deeds,
Speaker 1: and probably more than anything, to hold up to culture
Speaker 1: what we should be celebrating. Remember, that's all culture is.
Speaker 1: It's whatever your society decides to punish and whatever your
Speaker 1: society decides to incentivize. We have decided to punish success
Speaker 1: and incentivize losers. We have to flip that or we're
Speaker 1: going to fail. So, without further ado, allow me to
Speaker 1: do a medal of honor for a man by the
Speaker 1: name of Yike Kobashi Gawa. Yike Kobashi Gawa, all right,
Speaker 1: he's the US Army for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at
Speaker 1: the risk of his life above and beyond the call
Speaker 1: of duty. Technical Sergeant Yike Kobashi Gawa distinguished himself by
Speaker 1: extraordinary heroism on action on the second of June nineteen
Speaker 1: forty four in the vicinity of La Novillo, Italy. During
Speaker 1: an attack, Tech Sergeant Kobashi Gawa's platoon encountered strong enemy
Speaker 1: resistance from a series of machine guns providing supporting fire.
Speaker 1: Observing a machine gun nest fifty yards from his position,
Speaker 1: Tech Sergeant Kobashi Gawa crawled forward with one of his men,
Speaker 1: threw a grenade, and then charged the enemy with his
Speaker 1: submachine gun while a fellow soldier provided covering fire. He
Speaker 1: killed one enemy soldier and captured two prisoners. Meanwhile, Tech
Speaker 1: Sergeant Kabashi Gawa and his comrade were fired upon by
Speaker 1: another machine gun fifty yards ahead, Directing a squad to
Speaker 1: advance to his first position. Tech Sergeant Kabashi Gawa again
Speaker 1: moved forward with a fellow soldier to subdue the second
Speaker 1: machine gun nest. After throwing grenades into the position, Tech
Speaker 1: Sergeant Kabashi Gawa provided close supporting fire while a fellow
Speaker 1: soldier charged, capturing four prisoners. On the alert for other
Speaker 1: machine gun nests, Tech Sergeant Kabashi Gawa discovered four more
Speaker 1: and skillfully led a squad in neutralizing two of them.
Speaker 1: Tech Sergeant Kabashi Gawa is extraordinary. Extraordinary heroism and devotion
Speaker 1: to duty are in keeping with the highest traditions of
Speaker 1: military service and reflect great credit upon him his unit
Speaker 1: in the United States Army. And I want you to
Speaker 1: understand something. Charging a machine gun nest, that is, when
Speaker 1: you're looking at a machine gun nests. Let me just
Speaker 1: put it to you this way. When you're looking at one,
Speaker 1: you understand it's death that comes out of that machine
Speaker 1: gun nest. I mean to charge several. That takes some guts.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the email. You remember that email I
Speaker 1: got last week on Friday. I asked doctor Jesse Friday
Speaker 1: about the cops who puts along in the left lane.
Speaker 1: We got a little intel, Jesse the oracle. It starts out,
Speaker 1: I am a retired sheep dog Elliot Leo. He says,
Speaker 1: in my thirty years, I had occasion to teach in
Speaker 1: academy classes for a few years. One of the classes
Speaker 1: I assigned to teach was called patrol procedures. Now, the
Speaker 1: situation you spoke of the slow cop on the roadway
Speaker 1: is actually a taught method of patrol procedure called lane
Speaker 1: selection patrol. The purpose is to select a lane and
Speaker 1: set your speeds slightly under the flow of traffic or
Speaker 1: slightly under the speed limit, and four traffic to pass you.
Speaker 1: If the speed limit is seventy you give people a
Speaker 1: sixty nine mile per hour guts test. What does What
Speaker 1: this does is just what you alluded to. It forces
Speaker 1: traffic to pass you, but human nature being what it is,
Speaker 1: it will have traffic crawling by you. Here's where the
Speaker 1: payoff is. You have the opportunity to do a visual
Speaker 1: rolling inspection of the vehicle. There's a multitude of things
Speaker 1: you can look at. You can run the plates, do
Speaker 1: they match the vehicle. Your registration return might include a
Speaker 1: driver's record. Are they valid? They could be suspended, revoked,
Speaker 1: otherwise disqualified. You may find a warrant hit on the
Speaker 1: registered owner. Now think about it. You get the mope
Speaker 1: who pulls his hoodie up as he goes by and
Speaker 1: doesn't dare make eye contact. You start looking for a
Speaker 1: reason to go snoop dog on that vehicle. I don't
Speaker 1: know what going snoop dogg on the vehicle means, but
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that means pulling it over Chris felony, fuzzy
Speaker 1: dice hanging from a rear view mirror, or some equipment issue. Bingo.
Speaker 1: You're in, plain and simple. It's a tactic and it
Speaker 1: actually works pretty well at times. PS on the hamburger helper.
Speaker 1: Subject the hamburger helper Stroganoff is great. As you said,
Speaker 1: season the meat with a bunch of black pepper. Then
Speaker 1: add a bunch of your own sour cream to this
Speaker 1: one as it is cooking. This will put you into
Speaker 1: the realm of iron. Chef of hamburger Helper, he says,
Speaker 1: it's okay to say his name, Michael Morgan. Remember one,
Speaker 1: thank you, Michael Morgan. That was outstandingly informative too. Remember
Speaker 1: I will never say your name when you email me
Speaker 1: unless you specifically tell me too, not your love, your hate,
Speaker 1: your death threats, not you're asked doctor Jesse questions. I
Speaker 1: don't even read names for death threats. I am one
Speaker 1: of the last private people on the face of the planet.
Speaker 1: If you send something to me private, it stays private,
Speaker 1: and it stays private forever. Now, Chris, I want you
Speaker 1: to play the sound of North Carolina's lieutenant governor. Apparently
Speaker 1: this guy is a Republican black dude. They're governor is
Speaker 1: a Democrat. This guy is a Republican and one this
Speaker 1: dude might have the greatest voice of all time too.
Speaker 1: We need to get this guy into some kind of
Speaker 1: national office. During nine to eleven, people running away from
Speaker 1: those burning buildings, running away in horror. We saw policemen
Speaker 1: and firemen running to those buildings, basically running to their
Speaker 1: deaths to go help others because they saw trouble and
Speaker 1: they knew that they would need it. That's got to
Speaker 1: beat us in this day right here. We've got to
Speaker 1: run to the trouble, folks, And what is the trouble.
Speaker 1: The trouble is the Biden administration that is seeking to
Speaker 1: turn this country into a socialist hellhole. The trouble is
Speaker 1: Antifa that wants to roam the streets and beat you
Speaker 1: into submission. The trouble is Black lives matter, the claims
Speaker 1: that care about the lives of people, But it's turned
Speaker 1: a blind eye why violence and black communities are taking
Speaker 1: lives at a genocidal rate. They've turned a blind eye.
Speaker 1: That's where the trouble is. And that's what we've gotten
Speaker 1: to run to. And we've got all the right in
Speaker 1: the world on our side, and there ain't no reason
Speaker 1: to be afraid, and there ain't no reason to not
Speaker 1: take the challenge dead on because I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: who we come from, folks. We don't come from some
Speaker 1: weak jellybacks, spineless people. That's not who we come from,
Speaker 1: none of us. And it doesn't matter what color you are,
Speaker 1: what nation your folks hail from, how much money you got,
Speaker 1: we all share the same name. We are Americans. And
Speaker 1: on nine eleven there was Americans who ran towards those
Speaker 1: burning buildings. That is who you share your heritage with.
Speaker 1: You do not share your heritage with a weak and
Speaker 1: ineffective people who cower at the side of trouble. You
Speaker 1: share your heritage with a strong and brave people who
Speaker 1: are determined to hold onto their freedom and for the
Speaker 1: freedom of future generations. Guys, it's time for us to
Speaker 1: stand up and be that generation. It's time for us
Speaker 1: to stand strong and proud and remember who we are.
Speaker 1: That we are Christians, that we are Americans, that we
Speaker 1: are Republicans, and that we are Conservatives. And as long
Speaker 1: as we stand at the vanguard of freedom in this nation,
Speaker 1: freedom will survive. Here Dad guns. That guy's name is
Speaker 1: Mark Robinson. Chris, go ahead and get him on the show.
Speaker 1: Please hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show. We
Speaker 1: have Selena Zeno coming up in ten minutes. She's gonna
Speaker 1: talk about that Space Force commander who got bounced spoke
Speaker 1: out against critical race theory and all this filth in
Speaker 1: our military. That's a good thing. I do want to
Speaker 1: talk about a couple of things though. There's this British
Speaker 1: activist and you know what cancel culture is. In case
Speaker 1: you don't cancel culture is simply this modern mob rule
Speaker 1: era where they find somebody who has a wrong opinion
Speaker 1: or even in the past, the distant past, had a
Speaker 1: wrong opinion a quote wrong opinion about something, and they
Speaker 1: decide to ruin that person's life. Awsto on their job
Speaker 1: costs them everything else. And for the longest time, people
Speaker 1: i'm the right have spoken out against cancel culture. I'm
Speaker 1: anti cancel culture. I'm against cancel culture. I won't participating
Speaker 1: cancel culture. I am very pro cancel culture. Why well,
Speaker 1: I want you to listen to this communist. I want
Speaker 1: you to listen well on what she has to say,
Speaker 1: because you and I are going to have a hard
Speaker 1: talk about why I'm pro cancel culture. Listen to this
Speaker 1: high profile activist and journalist Ashtaka. She says canceling is
Speaker 1: not a new form of mob rule, but an important
Speaker 1: tool of social justice. I don't think that the problem
Speaker 1: matches up to the scale of news coverage, conversation, and
Speaker 1: moral panic that's around it. Now, come on, doctor Zeus
Speaker 1: has gone with the wind. So I think those things
Speaker 1: aren't examples of cancelation. What we see are really important
Speaker 1: liter ary texts, whether it's children's literature or a piece
Speaker 1: of cinema that is absolutely iconic, being interpreted and critiqued
Speaker 1: in different ways. That's not an attack of freedom of
Speaker 1: speech that's actually in the spirit of academic interrogation and
Speaker 1: freedom of speech itself. Okay, all right, let me ask
Speaker 1: you something, and I want because I know as soon
Speaker 1: as I said I'm pro cancel culture, I know you're
Speaker 1: recoiling horror, recoiling in horror. Let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: You want cancel culture to stop, right, that's what you want. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, that's what I want too.
Speaker 1: I think it's absurd. I think it's absurd the way
Speaker 1: we shut out opinions that are considered to be wrong. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's hear them all. Let's find out who's right. You
Speaker 1: want cancel culture to stop. I do too, So let
Speaker 1: me let's walk down the list here. We both want
Speaker 1: cancel culture to stop. Let's disagree with that. Do you
Speaker 1: think that person that you just heard in that audio
Speaker 1: do you think she is going to wake up one
Speaker 1: day and look around and say to herself and say,
Speaker 1: you know, cancel culture is wrong. I'm done with this,
Speaker 1: just all on her own. Do you think she's going
Speaker 1: to do that all on her own? Well, no, you're
Speaker 1: not stupid, of course, you don't think that. Do you
Speaker 1: think she's going to look at you. You know you're
Speaker 1: you love freedom, she's a communist. Do you think she's
Speaker 1: gonna look at you as somebody who loves freedom and
Speaker 1: your anti cancel culture. Do you think she's gonna look
Speaker 1: at your example one say, you know, I actually want
Speaker 1: to be more like that person, So I'm gonna stop
Speaker 1: doing cancel culture. Do you really believe that? No, of
Speaker 1: course you don't. The reason I am pro cancel culture
Speaker 1: is this because I want it to stop. And the
Speaker 1: only way these dirty communists are going to stop doing
Speaker 1: it is if it keeps happening to them. It's the
Speaker 1: only way, the only way. I'm not I'm not pro
Speaker 1: hitting people. I mean, I've hit plenty of people in
Speaker 1: my life. I've been hit plenty of times. I was
Speaker 1: a young idiot man. I'm not pro hitting people. I'm
Speaker 1: almost forty. I sincerely hope I'd never have to suck
Speaker 1: anybody in the mouth again. Ever. If I come home
Speaker 1: tonight and I walk in the door and somebody has
Speaker 1: just broken in the house and he's got his he's
Speaker 1: got he's he's chasing my wife around the kitchen with
Speaker 1: a knife, do I think he's going to stop because
Speaker 1: I'm not chasing my wife around the kitchen with a knife.
Speaker 1: Do you I think he's gonna stop when I walk
Speaker 1: in and he's gonna look at my example and say, ah,
Speaker 1: do you know what, that's a better way of doing things?
Speaker 1: I should stop? Or do you think I should make
Speaker 1: him stop by doing things that make me uncomfortable? How
Speaker 1: many times have you and I had this talk about
Speaker 1: playing offense not defense? Defense is I don't want anybody canceled.
Speaker 1: That's music to the communists, sears. All that tells them
Speaker 1: is oh nice, once again, yet another conservative who doesn't
Speaker 1: believe in actually fighting back and making me feel pain.
Speaker 1: That's defense. You know what offense is? Okay, let's play
Speaker 1: cancel culture. I think I'll place the phone call to
Speaker 1: your employer next. That's cancel culture. That's offense. Play offense
Speaker 1: unless you are willing to do things that make you
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable. We are not going to win in our
Speaker 1: fight against the communists. The roots are too deep. We
Speaker 1: are going to have to dig them out. It is
Speaker 1: going to hurt. Freedom is not something you acquire by
Speaker 1: practicing it. That is ridiculous. Oh live and let live.
Speaker 1: Freedom and communism cannot exist side by side, any more
Speaker 1: than a block of ice can exist beside a fire.
Speaker 1: One must go, one must go. It is absurd to
Speaker 1: quote live and let live while the Communists are bloodthirsty
Speaker 1: and taking every single part of our culture and destroying it.
Speaker 1: I want live and let live. I want the government tiny.
Speaker 1: I want everyone to be left alone and freedom and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. That's my goal too, that's the end goal.
Speaker 1: That's not the journey. We can't possibly have that wonderful
Speaker 1: thing until the Communists are destroyed. Chris, play number six.
Speaker 1: We had a voicemail about the ransomware stuff. I want
Speaker 1: you to hear play number six for me. Hello, Jesse
Speaker 1: and Chris, I would just out mowing the grass. Listen
Speaker 1: to your podcast on the ransomware attacks, pipeline and the
Speaker 1: meat supply, and I heard you railing it against Jensaki
Speaker 1: and obviously the Bidinari's administration, saying that it's just a
Speaker 1: private problem, private company problem. Well, I think, and nib
Speaker 1: you already said this and I missed it, but I
Speaker 1: think that's an angle to take it over. Private companies
Speaker 1: can't handle the security, so let's let the government handle
Speaker 1: it just but no one, that's not a bad voicemail
Speaker 1: by the way eight seven seven three seven seven four
Speaker 1: three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.
Speaker 1: What I railed against was this, I want private companies
Speaker 1: to invest top dollar in cybersecurity when they provide critical
Speaker 1: infrastructure for the nation. That's just part of a nation's
Speaker 1: security period. What I have said about the ransomware attacks
Speaker 1: was this, I don't care if you have to pass
Speaker 1: a law. I don't care what you have to do.
Speaker 1: You should be thrown in jail if you're in charge
Speaker 1: of one of these private companies and your company pays
Speaker 1: a ransom, because what that does is it invites future
Speaker 1: hackers to attack our infrastructure because they think they're gonna
Speaker 1: get rich because the last idiot paid a ransom. The
Speaker 1: people in charge of colonial pipeline should be in federal prison.
Speaker 1: I'm not making that up. They should be. You paid
Speaker 1: five million dollars in cryptocurrency to somebody who attacked our
Speaker 1: critical infrastructure. All that did was till the next hacker
Speaker 1: they're gonna get paid. That's one. Two. The government response
Speaker 1: should be one of the only things the government actually
Speaker 1: does well. They should kill people. I'm not making that
Speaker 1: up and I'm not saying that, for effect, if you
Speaker 1: are a foreign hacker and you attack the critical infrastructure
Speaker 1: of the United States of America, that is an act
Speaker 1: of war. We should send a group of very dangerous
Speaker 1: men to come knock on your door in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, and you don't get to wake up
Speaker 1: again the next day. I don't say that because I'm
Speaker 1: bloodthirsty or because I want anyone to die. I say
Speaker 1: that because it is necessary to have examples made of
Speaker 1: people for the protection of a nation. I say that
Speaker 1: because I don't want you to ever go to the
Speaker 1: gas pump and have it be empty. Let's ask Selena
Speaker 1: Zito about that and some other things. She is a
Speaker 1: great columnist, and she comes up next joining me. Now
Speaker 1: great syndicated columnists and authors, Selena Zero, Selena and all
Speaker 1: serious this. You and I've never actually had this talk,
Speaker 1: and we might so we have it on the air.
Speaker 1: How does one get to be a great writer? You
Speaker 1: write for like everybody, and you're an author? How does
Speaker 1: did you always have that? Were you always a writer
Speaker 1: as a kid? Yeah? I always So it's a combination
Speaker 1: of two things. I always enjoyed writing, but I also
Speaker 1: enjoyed listening to stories. You know, I'm a little older,
Speaker 1: and so the people, yes, you know, the people that
Speaker 1: had great influence Addie, or people like my grandmother who
Speaker 1: was born in nineteen o one, my grandfather who was
Speaker 1: born in eighteen eighty, and I was always very sort
Speaker 1: of just compelled to, you know, have them tell me
Speaker 1: more stories, Tell me more stories. Tell me what it
Speaker 1: was like, what was it like coming here, what was
Speaker 1: it like trying to you know, I mean they were
Speaker 1: both illiterate, and yet they ended up, my grandfather have
Speaker 1: ended up getting earning his way up and having a
Speaker 1: great job of building his own home. So ill storytelling
Speaker 1: as has always been an important part of my life,
Speaker 1: and even on my Scott's Irish side, they were great,
Speaker 1: big storytellers. You know, I've live in Appalachia, so that's
Speaker 1: sort of part of the culture. Okay, well how did
Speaker 1: how did how did you get into journalism? Then? Okay,
Speaker 1: you liked writing, you liked listening. None of the other
Speaker 1: journalists seem to be able to write or listen, so
Speaker 1: you apparently picked the wrong field. Well, you know, I
Speaker 1: grew my career in journalism was at a local newspaper,
Speaker 1: and you know, you cover things like school boards, and
Speaker 1: city council boards and the police beat and all these
Speaker 1: things that impact people's lives. And if you're not listening
Speaker 1: what's happening at those meetings, they're even more important than
Speaker 1: what a mayor says, or accounty executive says, or presidential
Speaker 1: candidate says. These are the people that impact your daily life.
Speaker 1: Important to home those skills because these are the people
Speaker 1: who's whatever decision they make, it's going to impact your pocketbook.
Speaker 1: It's going to impact the schools your kids you send
Speaker 1: your kids too. So that's that's where I learned, That's
Speaker 1: where I adopted that skill. Selena, Okay, I want you
Speaker 1: to explain something to because you just brought out local news.
Speaker 1: I have noticed this time and time again whatever city
Speaker 1: I'm in, especially here in the Houston area, but I've
Speaker 1: noticed it across the country. Local news, local reporters are outstanding.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously there are a couple of dirtballs and whatnot,
Speaker 1: but they're outstanding. I mean out there doing real journalism,
Speaker 1: undercover work, like real journalism. And then you you expand
Speaker 1: that to the national level and it is absolute, rotted
Speaker 1: out communist filth that is not worth anything. How is
Speaker 1: that humanly pow happens with local journalism. People that you
Speaker 1: see sitting in the pew every Sunday, with people that
Speaker 1: have to drink the water that you that you're drinking,
Speaker 1: so you better keep the water authority on their toes.
Speaker 1: They're the ones that coach your kids. They're part of
Speaker 1: your community and therefore they share your same values. Now
Speaker 1: they didn't mean not geology, but they share your same
Speaker 1: You have shared values and you likely have shared experiences.
Speaker 1: Different in a national level is that most journals the
Speaker 1: National Newsroom went to an Ivy League school, grew up
Speaker 1: in a super zip code. They don't have shared values
Speaker 1: with the people that they're covering. They've never sat in
Speaker 1: a pew in a Sunday. They've never owned a gun,
Speaker 1: they've never shot a gun. They don't even know what
Speaker 1: the parts are to make a gun. So those things
Speaker 1: matter spot that they're bad per se. But they don't
Speaker 1: have any people that they are covering, so they so
Speaker 1: when they write about them, they're write about them like
Speaker 1: they're oddities, like they're freaks as opposed to in their
Speaker 1: natural communities. This is very you know, it's it's normal though,
Speaker 1: and a gun, it's normal to carry a gun. It's
Speaker 1: normal to go to church normally pro life, but for
Speaker 1: them it is a completely four It's like being out
Speaker 1: in the wild. The great Selena Zito, Selena, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Working people get your newsletter. Oh please sign
Speaker 1: up at Selena Zito dot com. SA L E n
Speaker 1: A z i O. They're fun, they're not battening. They
Speaker 1: take you all over the country. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. Email.
Speaker 1: Dear doctor Jesse, you said a husband or wife should
Speaker 1: not publicly talk against each other. My husband's initials are
Speaker 1: dv Un refers to him when he texts me as
Speaker 1: Darth Vader. He has a point because his father did
Speaker 1: not support his military aircraft carrier career. Is this an
Speaker 1: exception to your rule? Some people just have a low
Speaker 1: opinion of the military. Look, I said it last week,
Speaker 1: I'll say it again, and my rule applies universally. You
Speaker 1: do not badmouth your spouse to anyone, not on Facebook,
Speaker 1: not to your buddies when you're out golfing, not to
Speaker 1: your girlfriends, not to your mom, not to your sister,
Speaker 1: not your best friend. You never badmouth your spouse to anybody.
Speaker 1: Now I don't know your situation. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about this aircraft carrier stuff, but I will tell you this,
Speaker 1: you definitely don't badmouth them to your kids ever. In fact, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not even going to go into that. I've just
Speaker 1: seen that kid really ugly after divorces before, where you know,
Speaker 1: she'll get custody of the kids and just trash him
Speaker 1: and turn to kids against him. And that's that's that's
Speaker 1: low email, Jesse. I wasn't planning to send an email again.
Speaker 1: But your advice about launching daughters versus sons, it is different.
Speaker 1: I have kids of both genders, all now over thirty.
Speaker 1: When my youngest daughter was in her early twenties, she
Speaker 1: drove alone from Massachusetts to Minnesota visit her friend, and
Speaker 1: then from there to Missouri to visit my other daughter.
Speaker 1: I begged her not to go, but she was an adult.
Speaker 1: I certainly learned to pray in faith every day of
Speaker 1: her trip. When I was in my early twenties, I
Speaker 1: made some car trips to the Midwest. It's just not
Speaker 1: the same. Don't care, he said, I don't care if
Speaker 1: I use his name. His name is Bob. It's not
Speaker 1: the same. It's not the same. Like I said, I'm
Speaker 1: kicking my son's out of the house when they graduated
Speaker 1: high school. That's not something I'm saying for effect. It's
Speaker 1: something I have told them since they were little. They
Speaker 1: know if you asked them they're ten and twelve, they
Speaker 1: tell you, oh, yeah, we're getting kicked out. Don't fly
Speaker 1: little Bertie. Don't find out what it's like to be poor.
Speaker 1: Don't get a roommate who's annoying. It doesn't clean up
Speaker 1: the dishes. Go get an an apartment in a bad
Speaker 1: part of town. Don't have your car breakdown and have
Speaker 1: to work overtime in order to afford a new battery
Speaker 1: for it. You go learn, learn what it's like to
Speaker 1: be poor. And no, I'm not going to let them
Speaker 1: end up in a ditch somewhere, but go figure out
Speaker 1: how to live. Life. Is not what it's like in
Speaker 1: your parents' house. It's gonna kick you around for a
Speaker 1: long time and it never really stops. You'll have your
Speaker 1: ups and you'll have your downs. Go figure it out.
Speaker 1: Do I view it the same for girls? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's just it's a dangerous world out there.
Speaker 1: It's easy for me to look at my sons, who
Speaker 1: are both going to be six six plus and say
Speaker 1: go fly a little Bertie. If I had some daughter.
Speaker 1: You know it's vulnerable. Jesse, you told people to stand
Speaker 1: by for news shortly about ten days ago. I just
Speaker 1: want to thank you because even after hearing no news
Speaker 1: for ten days, you have still managed to be more
Speaker 1: punctual and they'll managed to get to the point quicker
Speaker 1: when hinting at something than the girl I'm dating. Look,
Speaker 1: I have said before, I told you before, it's not
Speaker 1: in my control. It's going to be tomorrow, though I
Speaker 1: do know that the teaser crossed, the eyes are dotted,
Speaker 1: it's going to be tomorrow. I wasn't trying to drag
Speaker 1: you all along with me. I wasn't Chris. I wasn't
Speaker 1: trying to drag anyone along. I thought it was imminent
Speaker 1: when I first put it out there. But I mean lawyers.
Speaker 1: When you get lawyers involved and you're dealing with that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, I have another phone. I have another
Speaker 1: phone call today with lawyers. Is there anything worse than
Speaker 1: talking to lawyers? There's nothing worse. And they use these
Speaker 1: gigantic words and they expect you to speak Latin. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, we have a couple more emails taxes. The
Speaker 1: G seven is trying to deter tax dodging by multi
Speaker 1: national firms. Let's talk about taxes in a frank way.
Speaker 1: Hang up, it is the Jesse Kelly Show eight seven
Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Email me your love, your hate,
Speaker 1: your death threats. You're asked doctor Jesse questions. Remember our
Speaker 1: huge announcement and it is very very big. Is tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You didn't miss it. It's coming tomorrow. I saw this, Chris.
Speaker 1: It made me laugh. G seven back steps to deter
Speaker 1: tax dodging by multinational firms. A group of seven wealthy
Speaker 1: democracies agreed Saturday to support a global minimum corporate tax
Speaker 1: rate of at least fifteen percent to deter multinational companies
Speaker 1: from avoiding taxes by stashing profits in low rate countries.
Speaker 1: One of the most hilarious things to me, and I
Speaker 1: know it's just because I'm sick, right, yeah, yees you. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I'm a bad person. I have a sick fascination with
Speaker 1: some things. One of the most hilarious things to me
Speaker 1: is watching governments try to get rich people to pay taxes.
Speaker 1: Rich people afford lawyers and accountants. I don't care what
Speaker 1: the G seven countries do. They'll just go to number
Speaker 1: G eight. I don't care with the G twenty, with
Speaker 1: the G fifty, if there even is a G fifty
Speaker 1: countries do megawealthy multi national firms. They don't have an accountant,
Speaker 1: they don't have a lawyer. They have teams of them,
Speaker 1: and not just teams of them, the best of the best.
Speaker 1: They're plucking them out from anywhere they want. And at
Speaker 1: no point, you idiot politicians, does a rich man or
Speaker 1: a big firm here about a new tax And at
Speaker 1: no point does it go, oh, dang, shoot, you know,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just pay the more in taxes. They
Speaker 1: don't say that. All they do they make one phone call. Hey,
Speaker 1: mister personal assistant, get my lawyer on the phone. I
Speaker 1: need to find out how to avoid this tax. Thank you. Click,
Speaker 1: And that's how it's done. And there's this is the
Speaker 1: problem with governments around the world. They're all filled with academics,
Speaker 1: which that would be fine if academia was in any
Speaker 1: way morge to the real world. But since academia is
Speaker 1: completely divorced from reality, these losers get out of college
Speaker 1: and they go right into government, and they stay in government,
Speaker 1: and then eventually they run for government and they think
Speaker 1: the world works like they were taught in college. Wow
Speaker 1: does it not? Wow? Well, I know what, I know
Speaker 1: what we need to do. We just need to get
Speaker 1: the rich guy to pay more. The rich guy doesn't
Speaker 1: pay more. The rich guy just hires more lawyers and
Speaker 1: accountants and gets out of it. I have these talks
Speaker 1: all the time with my friends, all the time we
Speaker 1: get together. Remember we're not political friends. I don't hang
Speaker 1: out with political people. I'm in Houston, I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not in DC or New York with no I hang
Speaker 1: out with business guys all the time. General or general
Speaker 1: manager of a car dealership. This guy manages this store.
Speaker 1: This guy owns this small business, a little oil coating business.
Speaker 1: This guy owns all these guys and all they talk about. Well,
Speaker 1: that's not true. We talk about a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1: But when it comes to business, it's how I'm going
Speaker 1: to avoid paying this tax. Oh. I just talked to
Speaker 1: my accountant. He says, if you start this, you don't
Speaker 1: have to pay that. Oh. Good news, Because I talked
Speaker 1: to my lawyer. He said, actually, if you set up
Speaker 1: this LLC here that you don't have to pay that.
Speaker 1: That's all these guys do, and you know what, they're
Speaker 1: smarter and better at it than any of the morons
Speaker 1: who passed these stupid laws in government. Rich guys don't
Speaker 1: find out about a new tax and go, oh, well,
Speaker 1: guess I'll pay more. That's not how that works. Gosh, Chris,
Speaker 1: I feel like I got my blood pressure up just then,
Speaker 1: and I don't like doing that. On the show I have.
Speaker 1: I've been told repeated that I have too low of
Speaker 1: a tolerance for stupidity. I've been told that's because yes, Chris, yes,
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna find that shocking. But that's what
Speaker 1: makes me lose my temper. It's here's the problem. And
Speaker 1: I realized this is built in because I'm poor, white
Speaker 1: trash and I was a bad student, and I don't
Speaker 1: have a degree and all this other stuff. I really
Speaker 1: despise academia. I despise it. I don't I don't respect
Speaker 1: it at all. And not only did I not respect it,
Speaker 1: I know that they look down on people who aren't
Speaker 1: part of academia, and in my mind, honestly, they're the
Speaker 1: dumbest people I've ever met in my life or academics.
Speaker 1: I'm not making that up. I went to college for
Speaker 1: ninety seven years. Yeah, because you're a loser. That's that's
Speaker 1: that's what losers do, unless you're a doctor. Get in
Speaker 1: and get out of school. If you go at all,
Speaker 1: why why are you there? Chris, I said, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm not getting that honorary degree from Pima Community College.
Speaker 1: You never know, Chris the Harvard of the West, all right.
Speaker 1: Josh Holly calls on Faucci to resign following email controversy.
Speaker 1: Fouci's not gonna resign. Fouci makes over four hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a year government employee, makes over four hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a year. That doesn't count his book sales, by
Speaker 1: the way, and everything else. Oh oh, when did I mention?
Speaker 1: Let's say Fauci does resigner get fired, which won't happen,
Speaker 1: but let's say he did. Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: This is gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt. Gird your loins.
Speaker 1: As soon as Fauci retires, resigns, gets fired, whatever the
Speaker 1: case may be. You know they're gonna pay that guy
Speaker 1: fifty to one hundred thousand dollars a speech at universities. Right,
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that, did you? Hang on here, Jesse?
Speaker 1: I agree with your cinnamon toast crunch is hands down
Speaker 1: the greatest cereal. I do have an important question for
Speaker 1: you about what to do with the milk after you've
Speaker 1: eaten all the cereal out of the bull. Growing up poor,
Speaker 1: we would always turn the bull up and drink that sweet,
Speaker 1: sugar filled milk, so we didn't waste anything. My wife
Speaker 1: did not grow up that way. We've been married almost
Speaker 1: eight years that I still get a judgmental look when
Speaker 1: I turned the bowl up and drink that milk. Am
Speaker 1: I either weird one? Or is she? Your wife is
Speaker 1: a freak who wastes delicious cinnamon sugary milk. My mouth
Speaker 1: is watering right now just thinking about just the milk.
Speaker 1: In fact, you know what, Oh my gosh, Chris, I
Speaker 1: just had a genius idea. They need to sell cinnamon
Speaker 1: toast crunch milk, just the milk. What, Chris, that's a
Speaker 1: genius idea. I'm sorry you didn't think of it. Now
Speaker 1: you're not getting a cut, all right, it's the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. We're gonna have more fun to them all.
Speaker 1: That's all the Jesse Kelly show. Your holster is way
Speaker 1: more important than you think it is. It's just way
Speaker 1: more important than you think it is. What look, and
Speaker 1: I get that the holsters not the sexy part of
Speaker 1: carrying firearms. All right. You want to talk about your
Speaker 1: weapon and your ammunition. You want to talk about your
Speaker 1: safety training. You want to talk about how you did
Speaker 1: at the range. Oh look at my groups. I was
Speaker 1: doing these failure drills today and all that stuff's really important,
Speaker 1: I mean, really really important. I'm not discounting that, but
Speaker 1: I've known so many people who do all those things.
Speaker 1: They take all the necessary steps and then they carry
Speaker 1: with a holster they bought from a big box hunting
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