WEBVTT - You Delinquent Electronics Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 2>A little letter came in, says Dereck Elvis.

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<v Speaker 1>My grandfather has a tendency to be short with people

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<v Speaker 1>if his feathers are ruffled.

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<v Speaker 2>Most grandfathers are.

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<v Speaker 1>He recently bought a computer from a popular area electronics

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<v Speaker 1>store and was told he had six months to pay

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<v Speaker 1>it off. What a great idea. Please phone tap him

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<v Speaker 1>and accuse him of being delinquent with his payments. Take

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<v Speaker 1>away the interest you credited him for, and he'll get

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<v Speaker 1>really mad from his granddaughter, Melissa.

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<v Speaker 2>What is better than playing a phone tap on granddad? Scary?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to do the honors?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure? Here we go. Hello, Hi, man speak with Frederick please.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, you're speaking to him.

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<v Speaker 5>This is Manny Petty over at the accounts receivable department.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it just has everything today.

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<v Speaker 4>Sir, pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>You just made the last of six payments on that

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<v Speaker 3>computer you bought.

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<v Speaker 4>From us about a month and a half ago. I

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<v Speaker 4>guess you're a little late with the follow up, right.

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<v Speaker 5>It took you eight months when he was six and

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<v Speaker 5>I see we've credited you the interest.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't credit me when I bought it. They told

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<v Speaker 4>me I had four years to pay it out. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't pay interest.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you read the fine print?

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<v Speaker 4>Sir? Let me finish my story. Okay, Oh wow, you're

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<v Speaker 4>getting a little route here. Yeah. Well, because you're telling

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<v Speaker 4>me that you miscredited me and you're talking about my money.

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<v Speaker 4>When I spoke to the gentleman, he says, well, you

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<v Speaker 4>don't have to pay interest if you pay it off

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<v Speaker 4>in six months, right, And that's what I did. I

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<v Speaker 4>paid it off in five and a half months.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we just got your payment last week.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't just get my payment last week?

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's when it was posted.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's not my problem. You want me to pull

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<v Speaker 4>out my money or I sent that payment to you

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<v Speaker 4>a month and a half ago a US money order.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did it just come across my desk last week?

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<v Speaker 4>Now? What happens in your office? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just trying to figure out why I have a

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<v Speaker 5>delinquid payment here, sir, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, if you look at my records, I'm the refrigerator

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<v Speaker 4>I bought, to the TV, to the computer. I was

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<v Speaker 4>always two weeks early with my payment. I don't have

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<v Speaker 4>no delink with payments, and I wouldn't even want to

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<v Speaker 4>be accused of that.

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<v Speaker 5>We get dead beat customers like you all the time, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>You get dead beat customers like me all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely No.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me speak to somebody that's bigger than you.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm the biggest man in the office at two

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<v Speaker 5>hundred and forty eight pounds, Sir.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not talking about your weight. I couldn't care how

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<v Speaker 4>big you are. I'm talking about somebody that I can

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<v Speaker 4>speak to. You're telling me I'm a dead beat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you are, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, and yeah, you're a piec Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, okay, hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 2>You still with us, Melissa, Yeah, I'm here, per time?

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<v Speaker 3>Scary? What are you doing to him?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is Manny Petty again. How you doing, sir?

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<v Speaker 4>I've been better.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we going to get through this? Or do I

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<v Speaker 3>have to take away your one hundred dollars rebate as well?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean this will be.

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<v Speaker 4>Rerebate a rerebate?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we're recalling the rebate.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to say something, Well, what's the matter.

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<v Speaker 4>There ain't nothing the matter.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a lot of problems.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a lot of problems.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like you have some issues.

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<v Speaker 4>You got me so fut up over here?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Please? No, I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to get this on the open, go for it.

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<v Speaker 4>You're telling me I sent to the wrong address. Whatever

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<v Speaker 4>goes into window that address the window. What are you

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<v Speaker 4>trying to make a fool out of me? Is that

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<v Speaker 4>what you're trying to do. You're trying to make a

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<v Speaker 4>fool out of me?

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<v Speaker 5>No, sir, I just want to tell you that you're

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<v Speaker 5>not getting your interest. We're going to discredit that, so

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want you calling a cry in.

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<v Speaker 4>In other words, the object is not interested in my business?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this what you're telling me?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll take your money just the way we take everybody else.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I'm sure you will take my money like everybody else.

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<v Speaker 4>And I have no problem paying my bills. Yes, if

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<v Speaker 4>you look at my payment record, you always receive my

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<v Speaker 4>money two weeks ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 5>You might want to try purchasing a new pair of

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<v Speaker 5>glasses next time you send.

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<v Speaker 3>This stuff out.

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<v Speaker 4>Though, I would like to speak to somebody above you.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like me to transfer you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Pleaseppenheimer speaking Listen, mister.

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Oppenheimer, listen. I want to speak to somebody about

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<v Speaker 4>clearing up something that's not true. And somebody talking to

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<v Speaker 4>me like I'm an ass?

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<v Speaker 3>So what happens?

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<v Speaker 4>I purchased the computer? Who am I speaking to?

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<v Speaker 3>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me call you back, give me your number, mister

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Oppenheimer?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there something else that's bothering you?

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<v Speaker 4>Is there something bothering me?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get up on the wrong side of the

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<v Speaker 3>bed today?

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<v Speaker 4>Listen? Who do you think you are? Who do you

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<v Speaker 4>think you are? What? You're wires in his mouth? Really?

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<v Speaker 4>I have no idea why you're trying to give me

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<v Speaker 4>your problem. I'm not a young kid.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you cranky because you're hemorrhoids?

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<v Speaker 4>You're flaring up, You're flattening me up now. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what you're trying to pull here or do He's old?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Did you talk to my boss?

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been treated like this yere in my life. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been told that I'm a deadbeat by any

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<v Speaker 4>manager of a big firm like yours. Never.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't I just put you on the phone with

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<v Speaker 5>your granddaughter, Melissa? Hia, you your granddaughter Melissa thought it

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<v Speaker 5>would be funny to play a radio prank on you.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Scary Jones and you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I love you. If she was here,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd kick around the.

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded

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<v Speaker 3>quick permission granted by all

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<v Speaker 4>Participants the Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 4>in the Morning Show