Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.
Speaker 2: A little letter came in, says Dereck Elvis.
Speaker 1: My grandfather has a tendency to be short with people
Speaker 1: if his feathers are ruffled.
Speaker 2: Most grandfathers are.
Speaker 1: He recently bought a computer from a popular area electronics
Speaker 1: store and was told he had six months to pay
Speaker 1: it off. What a great idea. Please phone tap him
Speaker 1: and accuse him of being delinquent with his payments. Take
Speaker 1: away the interest you credited him for, and he'll get
Speaker 1: really mad from his granddaughter, Melissa.
Speaker 2: What is better than playing a phone tap on granddad? Scary?
Speaker 2: Are you going to do the honors?
Speaker 3: Sure? Here we go. Hello, Hi, man speak with Frederick please.
Speaker 4: Wow, you're speaking to him.
Speaker 5: This is Manny Petty over at the accounts receivable department.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just has everything today.
Speaker 4: Sir, pretty good.
Speaker 3: You just made the last of six payments on that
Speaker 3: computer you bought.
Speaker 4: From us about a month and a half ago. I
Speaker 4: guess you're a little late with the follow up, right.
Speaker 5: It took you eight months when he was six and
Speaker 5: I see we've credited you the interest.
Speaker 4: You didn't credit me when I bought it. They told
Speaker 4: me I had four years to pay it out. I
Speaker 4: don't pay interest.
Speaker 3: Did you read the fine print?
Speaker 4: Sir? Let me finish my story. Okay, Oh wow, you're
Speaker 4: getting a little route here. Yeah. Well, because you're telling
Speaker 4: me that you miscredited me and you're talking about my money.
Speaker 4: When I spoke to the gentleman, he says, well, you
Speaker 4: don't have to pay interest if you pay it off
Speaker 4: in six months, right, And that's what I did. I
Speaker 4: paid it off in five and a half months.
Speaker 3: Well, we just got your payment last week.
Speaker 4: You didn't just get my payment last week?
Speaker 3: Well that's when it was posted.
Speaker 4: Well, that's not my problem. You want me to pull
Speaker 4: out my money or I sent that payment to you
Speaker 4: a month and a half ago a US money order.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Why did it just come across my desk last week?
Speaker 4: Now? What happens in your office? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to figure out why I have a
Speaker 5: delinquid payment here, sir, I.
Speaker 4: Listen, if you look at my records, I'm the refrigerator
Speaker 4: I bought, to the TV, to the computer. I was
Speaker 4: always two weeks early with my payment. I don't have
Speaker 4: no delink with payments, and I wouldn't even want to
Speaker 4: be accused of that.
Speaker 5: We get dead beat customers like you all the time, sir.
Speaker 4: You get dead beat customers like me all the time.
Speaker 3: Absolutely No.
Speaker 4: Let me speak to somebody that's bigger than you.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm the biggest man in the office at two
Speaker 5: hundred and forty eight pounds, Sir.
Speaker 4: I'm not talking about your weight. I couldn't care how
Speaker 4: big you are. I'm talking about somebody that I can
Speaker 4: speak to. You're telling me I'm a dead beat.
Speaker 3: Yes you are, sir.
Speaker 4: Oh, and yeah, you're a piec Okay.
Speaker 3: Sir, okay, hold on a second.
Speaker 2: You still with us, Melissa, Yeah, I'm here, per time?
Speaker 3: Scary? What are you doing to him?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Manny Petty again. How you doing, sir?
Speaker 4: I've been better.
Speaker 3: Are we going to get through this? Or do I
Speaker 3: have to take away your one hundred dollars rebate as well?
Speaker 3: What do you mean this will be.
Speaker 4: Rerebate a rerebate?
Speaker 3: Yes, we're recalling the rebate.
Speaker 4: I just want to say something, Well, what's the matter.
Speaker 4: There ain't nothing the matter.
Speaker 3: You have a lot of problems.
Speaker 4: I have a lot of problems.
Speaker 3: That sounds like you have some issues.
Speaker 4: You got me so fut up over here?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Please? No, I'm serious.
Speaker 3: You want to get this on the open, go for it.
Speaker 4: You're telling me I sent to the wrong address. Whatever
Speaker 4: goes into window that address the window. What are you
Speaker 4: trying to make a fool out of me? Is that
Speaker 4: what you're trying to do. You're trying to make a
Speaker 4: fool out of me?
Speaker 5: No, sir, I just want to tell you that you're
Speaker 5: not getting your interest. We're going to discredit that, so
Speaker 5: I don't want you calling a cry in.
Speaker 4: In other words, the object is not interested in my business?
Speaker 4: Is this what you're telling me?
Speaker 3: We'll take your money just the way we take everybody else.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm sure you will take my money like everybody else.
Speaker 4: And I have no problem paying my bills. Yes, if
Speaker 4: you look at my payment record, you always receive my
Speaker 4: money two weeks ahead of time.
Speaker 5: You might want to try purchasing a new pair of
Speaker 5: glasses next time you send.
Speaker 3: This stuff out.
Speaker 4: Though, I would like to speak to somebody above you.
Speaker 3: Would you like me to transfer you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Pleaseppenheimer speaking Listen, mister.
Speaker 4: Michael Oppenheimer, listen. I want to speak to somebody about
Speaker 4: clearing up something that's not true. And somebody talking to
Speaker 4: me like I'm an ass?
Speaker 3: So what happens?
Speaker 4: I purchased the computer? Who am I speaking to?
Speaker 3: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 4: Let me call you back, give me your number, mister
Speaker 4: Michael Oppenheimer?
Speaker 3: Is there something else that's bothering you?
Speaker 4: Is there something bothering me?
Speaker 3: Did you get up on the wrong side of the
Speaker 3: bed today?
Speaker 4: Listen? Who do you think you are? Who do you
Speaker 4: think you are? What? You're wires in his mouth? Really?
Speaker 4: I have no idea why you're trying to give me
Speaker 4: your problem. I'm not a young kid.
Speaker 3: Are you cranky because you're hemorrhoids?
Speaker 4: You're flaring up, You're flattening me up now. I don't
Speaker 4: know what you're trying to pull here or do He's old?
Speaker 3: Hello? Did you talk to my boss?
Speaker 4: I've never been treated like this yere in my life. Okay,
Speaker 4: I've never been told that I'm a deadbeat by any
Speaker 4: manager of a big firm like yours. Never.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: Why don't I just put you on the phone with
Speaker 5: your granddaughter, Melissa? Hia, you your granddaughter Melissa thought it
Speaker 5: would be funny to play a radio prank on you.
Speaker 3: This is Scary Jones and you've been phone tapped.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love you. If she was here,
Speaker 4: I'd kick around the.
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