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Speaker 1: this is the Jewel Show. I was looking for Fawn,

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret today. I remember text in four

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Speaker 1: I hadn't dated a lot, and I finally like caught

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Speaker 1: the eye of the hottest guy in the neighborhood. And

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Speaker 1: he was a bad boyar like bad bad boy, not

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Speaker 1: just like oh cool listening because you know, hot music

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Speaker 1: and you know chain and backwards hat. He was like

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Speaker 1: really bad, like yeah wow wow crazy and uh it

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Speaker 1: was a big deal for me. Took up with this guy.

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Speaker 1: But it turned out he was like, you know, entrepreneur

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Speaker 1: of sorts. He was a drug dealer. Oh all right,

427
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: so he was actually a bad boy, right, yeah, okay,

428
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Speaker 1: a real bad boy, and I thought he was not

429
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Speaker 1: He might also get prison time at some point. Yeah. Yeah,

430
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Speaker 1: that was his drug of choice. It was a little

431
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Speaker 1: bit of everything is you know, all the hard stuff. Okay.

432
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: I bet your parents loved him. I mean he was young,

433
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 1: you know, he was trying to figure it out. He

434
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Speaker 1: doesn't know exactly what I wants to take his career. So,

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Speaker 1: I mean my parents didn't know about him, so none

436
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Speaker 1: of my family knew about him. I ran around like

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. Yeah. Usually, you know, when you're

438
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Speaker 1: dating a drug dealer, you give him a different occupation

439
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 1: when they meet the family, or you just don't have

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Speaker 1: to meet the family. You know, sometimes they don't understand

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Speaker 1: that type of thing. Yeah, they wouldn't get it. So

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Speaker 1: if any of my friends asked, I was like, oh,

443
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Speaker 1: he's he's got his own business. That was really all

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Speaker 1: I could say. It's a small business, right exact, a

445
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: small business owner, you know, paid cash with everything sum

446
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Speaker 1: until he basically cheated on me and broke up with

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Speaker 1: me and literally broke my Oh wait, you're kidding me.

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00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 1: A drug dealer cheated on you? Yeah, I know, looking back,

449
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: it's like duff, but you know he I just look

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Speaker 1: obsessed with him. So I not usually wanted to make

451
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: such a move, but I was like taaking some severe revenge,

452
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Speaker 1: and I thought, let me just call the cops on him.

453
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: Oh you han? And uh no I did and he

454
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: actually had an unlicensed fire arm in his house under

455
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Speaker 1: his bead, and wow, they arrested him and never to

456
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Speaker 1: be found out and ever knew where it came from.

457
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was so I didn't think twice I

458
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: was like, I'm calling the cops on this jerk made

459
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: a mistake when he cheated on you, that's for sure,

460
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 1: know it, know it is. He out of prison now. Um,

461
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Speaker 1: from what I've heard, he's out but still up to

462
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: being you know, he's up to no goods. So first

463
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Speaker 1: I dodged a bullet. Literally. I wonder if I wonder

464
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Speaker 1: if he has any idea that it was you that

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Speaker 1: turned him in. I don't think so, because I really

466
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Speaker 1: was like a straight day student, good girl. Like That's

467
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: why it was such a big deal for me to

468
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: date such a bad boy. Yeah, nobody would have suspected

469
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Speaker 1: that I would have done that. He knew me as

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Speaker 1: very like sensitive and like very us Yeah, no, for sure.

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Speaker 1: Definitely think that he thinks it's one of his homies.

472
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Yeah, homies, And that's why it was

473
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Speaker 1: so great. Well, better luck, I guess in the future

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Speaker 1: with relationships, so you don't have to turn into the

475
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Speaker 1: cops after they cheat on you. Maybe just go with

476
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Speaker 1: like the kind of bad guy, you know, like the

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Speaker 1: dude it speeds a little bit, I will. I'm trying

478
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Speaker 1: to be better these days, like in the car, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's traffic, knot sells. What's your Dirty Little Secret? The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Tuesday, August or twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh.

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Speaker 1: And if you can tie him in a knot and

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Speaker 1: tie him in a bow and they make a hollow

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Speaker 1: sound when you drag them on the ground, then have

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Speaker 1: I got good news for you. Tow More on that

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Speaker 1: story in just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm alx Fresh and Lalla paluzza. Is that serious? And

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Speaker 1: I mean the chevan And don't worry about the plane crashing,

490
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Speaker 1: worry about the flight attendants beating you up. That is true.

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00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: They will do that. Well more on those stories than

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Speaker 1: just a second before. A first story to day in

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Speaker 1: the Iron the Edian News, and they report the news

494
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Speaker 1: people who have been asking for it for a long time,

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Speaker 1: well mostly women have been asking for it. A contraceptive

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00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: for males, like to take like a pill or something

497
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: like that, cutting off the well exciting news. I'm for it, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm for it. If they could figure out a way

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00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: to get guys to remember to take it, yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: for it. Here's what they do. First, they inject nanoparticles

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00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: made of iron oxide into your bloodstream. Sounds safe, but

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Speaker 1: you don't get the shot directly into the device that

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Speaker 1: you use for fun time. So they use magnets to

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Speaker 1: draw the particles down towards your buddies, right, and it

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Speaker 1: shrinks them and they heat up so that it just

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Speaker 1: kills all the stuff that is made in there. Wow,

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Speaker 1: the easiest thing they came up with. They've tried it

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Speaker 1: on mice so far, only so there's a bunch of

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Speaker 1: mice with even smaller that's so cute. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's sit it on over to Alex free Ash, who's

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Speaker 1: at Lollapalooza in Chicago City, USA. Yes we're okay. Video

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00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 1: surface from over the weekend Lallapaluza of three men brawling,

515
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: leaving all three hospitalized over being sold bad wristbands. That's it. Yeah,

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00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: So one guy was seen being thrown through a hotel window. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: and then he dragged himself away on his butt. Oh

518
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: my god, because his legs were cut so bad. Wow. Yeah,

519
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: sounds like a movie. Because they were sold bad wristbands

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00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: to Lallapalooza. Well, they were sold to them and there

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00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: were pists that they got sold bad wristbands and couldn't

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00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: get in, so they were like brawling with the guys

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00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: who sold him. Getting thrown through the window over a

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00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: wristband lallapaluza hurts, But you know what hurts even more?

525
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: What not being able to see modest the bear weasel

526
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: who's performing acoustic set? Oh? Is that one of those?

527
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the way those people are are

528
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: They go to music festivals, all right. They don't want

529
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: to go see like the big acts. Usually they're looking

530
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: for the small acts because they're like hipsters. They're hipsters

531
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: and I knew who they were before they were even them. Yeah,

532
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: like I knew who they were before they were even born.

533
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: Do you even know all of their music? Probably not? Well,

534
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: it's all I have. Sending it back to you. That

535
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 1: is a great song too, That's all I have. Sending

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00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 1: it back to you is one of my favorites. That

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00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: is all that I had. Here the eyelash squad right

538
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: over here. Have you listen to your wife please? This

539
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. They to your wife

541
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: please is a great song by this this band that's

542
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: a couple. It's Jenny and Jet. His name's Jet and

543
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: her name's Jenny, and he's so cute. It's like Kim

544
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: and Matt, Matt and Kim. You'll make it a name. No,

545
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: Matt and Kim. That's a band, Matt and Kim. And

546
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: obviously no nothing about talking about that, right, I have

547
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: no idea. All right, let's get back to it. This

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Speaker 1: is the end of the idiot and his networker idiots

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Speaker 1: actual similar our next story of the day. Let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to English Evan, who's on location in

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Speaker 1: the Friendly Skies. Yeah, so Friendly Skies, the Friendly Skies, Wow,

552
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: where flight attendants are now training in self defense because

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00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: of a recent spike in passenger related violence. Yeah, it's

554
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: been nuts. Yeah, So hundreds of flight attendants are being

555
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: trained by the Transportation Security Administration in self defense skills.

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00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: So if you feel like getting frisky with one of them,

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00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: just know that they might be like Bruce Lye and

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00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: you know what, they do not take krout from anybody,

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00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: which is good because I mean a plane, that's the

560
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: last person I want someone to freak out. No, they're legit,

561
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: like in that like scenario. They don't even care those attendants.

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00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: They will say whatever, and they will do whatever they

563
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: need to do. It's kind of dangerous teaching them to

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00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: be physical because now that it's going to be their

565
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: go to every single time for your like a little slow,

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Speaker 1: I'm putting the tray up before takeoff and it's karate

567
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Speaker 1: chopped to the back of the neck. Yeah, if that

568
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: mask is all to your nose out here we go

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Speaker 1: just real quick for you. Guys. Found a man the

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00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: song oh so we didn't want? Yeah? Was anyone dying

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Speaker 1: to him? And Kim? If you couldn't tell this is

572
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: Matt and Keim, this isn't the song I was thinking

573
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: of them though. Oh this is annoying. You're showing your age.

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Speaker 1: We go for gold? Yeah? Nothing. So are they still

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Speaker 1: making music today? I have no idea you actually a fan? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I just know them and I was just going on

577
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Speaker 1: you know them well? No, I love them. This is weird.

578
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: This is weird you thank you. You about to lose

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Speaker 1: a job, lady, I'm getting if I can find the

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Speaker 1: right song, you guys would know what it was, I'm sure,

581
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: but I don't even know why I care that you

582
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: know jobbut a lose yo Joba songs that we don't know.

583
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: I don't care about album that was. I agree with

584
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: you and I'm sorry about that, okay. I n N

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where adios aren't just in their news.

586
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,959
Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow same time for another hard hitting report

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Speaker 1: from the I n N News, The Jewbil Show on demand.

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00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame Day mornings on that's Onwenties Bill.

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Speaker 1: This is Kelly. How can I help you? Hey? It's

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Speaker 1: Dank Skylar. Hi. Um, how can I help you? Um? Okay,

591
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you heard who it is. Um,

592
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: I think mister Skyler? Is that right? No, Scott Skyler's

593
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: my first name, Dank Skyler from TikTok. Maybe I'll jog

594
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: your memory a little bit. What's up? TikTok's Dank Skyler

595
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: and it's time for your sky have you? I'm sorry, sir,

596
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: I I don't know what you're talking about at all?

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00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: Do you? UM? Can I help you with a reservation

598
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: or questions about hours? U? What can I help yous? Um? Okay?

599
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: That's kind of weird because I called up because I

600
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: was making some reservations. I got a group of about

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Speaker 1: twenty five coming in and Okay, I'm shy, and I'm

602
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: sure you haven't seen my TikTok before I got over

603
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: two billion views. That's that's amazing. Um, so you you

604
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: said you want me to would you like me to

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00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: place a reservation for twenty five people? Is that right? Okay?

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00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: So the problem is, like you're a little too professional here. Um,

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00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: I'm Dank Tyler from TikTok. Oh wait, I changed my name.

608
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm Dank Skylar. I'm Dank Skylar from TikTok. And normally

609
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: when I call places to make reservations, they're kind of

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00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: freaking out. So yeah, I need to book a table

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00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: for twenty five. But like, I feel like I should

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00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: be getting a little better treatment than this because I'm

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00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: Dank Skylar. Um. Well, I'm trying to accommodate your request,

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00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: which um I would deem as helpful. Do you know

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00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: the date and time you'd like you have this group

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00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: of twenty five? Like next week? Okay? Next week? Um?

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00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: Can you kind of narrow it down for me? Like okay?

618
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, one of TikTok's biggest stars, Dank Tyler,

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Speaker 1: doesn't need to give a date in time to restaurant hostess.

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00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, but you should probably continue to get

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Speaker 1: your name straight if you want me to accommodate you,

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Speaker 1: because you've changed it a couple of times. Did I

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Speaker 1: say Dank Tyler again? Yes, you said Dank Tyler. Okay,

624
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: because that's my brother initially, Thanks Skyler. Yeah, I'm Dank Skyler.

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00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: My brother's Dank Tyler. We're like the YouTube got Logan guys,

626
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Speaker 1: Jake Logan, Jake, Jake Paul and Logan Paul the Paul

627
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: Guys on YouTube. Sorry, if you can't give me in

628
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: a date in a time, then we're done here. If

629
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: you do have a date in a time, I'd be

630
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: happy to set a reservation for you. But because you're

631
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: not ready, I think you should call that. Okay, but

632
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: I don't think you're ready for what for Dank Skylar

633
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: to come into your restaurant with his bros And eat

634
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: a bunch? I screwed this whole thing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

635
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: you definitely are screwing this upen. No, I screwed up

636
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: the whole call because I couldn't remember if my name

637
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: was Dank Skylar or Dank Tyler. So when would you

638
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: like to come in? I don't want to come in.

639
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: I just want to do a better job at the

640
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: prank phone call. I'm sorry, prank phone call. Yeah, this

641
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

642
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: prank on you and your manager Jesse set you up

643
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: for a phone prank and I was the character. His

644
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: name was supposed to be Dank Skylar, and then I

645
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: screwed it up in the middle and then kind of

646
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: the wheels fell off. So, oh my god. I am

647
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: really relieved that this is a prank phone call because

648
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 1: if this was a real p yeah, I'd be a

649
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: like one that couldn't remember with the character that they

650
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: were doing in a prank phone call. That kind of

651
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: a jerk. When did I lose you? When I got

652
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: the name wrong, my own name that I came up with,

653
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: their own character that I came up with to do

654
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 1: the phone call. When I screwed up my own thing,

655
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: that did definitely have me slowing down. All right, Well,

656
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: thank you. You can thank your manager for the prank

657
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 1: phone call, and I'll do a better job next time. Well,

658
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: good luck next time. All right, thank you. Wake up

659
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks, we say mornings on

660
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: the twenties, the Jebil Show on demand. It's time Floor

661
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: of the Roses only on the Jubil Show. Whomates right?

662
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: Roommates who They're never doing the dishes, They're never picking

663
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: up their stuff off the floor, They're always sleeping with

664
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: your boyfriend or girlfriend? Always? Am I right? Or am

665
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: I right? No? No? Ways? Right? Pretty fun on mayb Yeah,

666
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: pretty close, I think anyway. Cyper warld roses to catch

667
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: a cheater and Allison is on the phone. Alison actually

668
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: thinks that her boyfriend of about a year might be

669
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: hooking up with her roommates, and that is bad in

670
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 1: all sorts of ways. So Alison, thanks for your email.

671
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: So you think that your boyfriend might be cheating with

672
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 1: your roommate? Yeah, I do. First of all, how long

673
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: have you known your roommate? I knew my roommate for

674
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: three years? Okay, she like a friend or someone that

675
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: you meant to be a roommate. I mean she's a

676
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: friend because we met to become roommates. So like we're

677
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: not super close, but we get along and like we

678
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: lived together pretty well. Did you find her on craigslist? Yeah?

679
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah she's definitely so you never knew her before.

680
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: Does she seems like she would do something like that?

681
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: I mean, not really, but who knows, right, you just

682
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: never know. Yeah, has she ever showed interest in like

683
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: your other love affairs or whatever? Not at all? Like

684
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,959
Speaker 1: I mean, but she was in a relationship before, so

685
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. And now she's single, so but she

686
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: claims that she wants to be single. So well, why

687
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: do you think that your boyfriend might be hooking up

688
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: with your roommate? Well, I mean I've just been noticing

689
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: a lot lately that, like I'll walk into a room

690
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: and they'll be talking and then all of a sudden,

691
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: it'll get quiet and they won't continue what they were saying,

692
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: Like it was like it was meant for me not

693
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: to hear, you know. Like I talked to her about

694
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,959
Speaker 1: it and she's like, oh no, it's just what a fine,

695
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: Like we're just talking, you know, and like played it

696
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: off like really chill. And then I talked to him

697
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: about it and he's like, oh no, we were just smooth,

698
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: just like having a good tone I'm talking. I'm like,

699
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,439
Speaker 1: well then why can't I be a part of It's

700
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: really fishy? So so you trust him otherwise? I mean, yeah,

701
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: I haven't had any other reason not to. It's just

702
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: something about this with the two of them is making

703
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,919
Speaker 1: it really really uncomfortable. Is this like a new thing

704
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 1: or has this been going on for a while. I've

705
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: been noticing it for like a month, so it's pretty recent,

706
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 1: but enough to enough to you know, be able to

707
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: talk to them about it and then still feel like

708
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: something's up because they both had these responses that were

709
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: too similar. It's like they planned what they were going

710
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: to say to me, Oh, that's weird. If it turns

711
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: out that she is sleeping with your boyfriend, can you

712
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: kick her out? Well, Like, how does that work because

713
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,439
Speaker 1: doesn't she sign a lease? Well, we're yeah, we're both

714
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: on the lease together, so that could get Really that's

715
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: going to be awkward for a while. And is there

716
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: anything else that's going on with him that makes you

717
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: think that he might be cheating with your roommate or

718
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: it's just like their relationship has been kind of the

719
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: relationship between him and your roommate has been kind of

720
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: weird lately. It's just been kind of weird lately. Like

721
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know, I can't I can't tell you,

722
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: I can't explain exactly why, because nobody is being specific

723
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: with me, just this feeling that I get that, like,

724
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: you know, what do you do? And usually a lot

725
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: of times your gut intuition is the right thing. Have

726
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: you thought a way that we could call him that

727
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't be suspect? I mean, yeah, we could call him

728
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: because he just got his car fixed and it was

729
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: a nightmare. They really put him through the ringer and

730
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: like just one problem after the next. So maybe they

731
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: could be calling to apologize. Okay, Oh that's cool. Yeah,

732
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: like offer them from sort of like gift basket or something. Yeah,

733
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: gift basket probably like fruits in a basket, or like

734
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: a car washing thing. Oh, that's probably a better idea. Yeah,

735
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: a car washbasket or whatever. And then we can offer

736
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: to send flowers to someone that he cares about and

737
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: see if he gives us your name or someone else's.

738
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: What's your roommate's name by the way, her name is Delilah, Delilah. Okay,

739
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: so we'll he if he gives us your name or

740
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: Delilah or somebody else's. But that's a good idea, all right, cool,

741
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: Well we'll do that. And what's the name of the shop.

742
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: That he took the car to Otto. All right, cool,

743
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: all right, Well, we'll play a song comeback, and then

744
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: we'll pretend to call him from there and see if

745
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: we can find out if he is hooking up with

746
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: your roommate. Okay, okay, it's all right. It's War of

747
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: the World is to catch a Cheater. We'll do it next.

748
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. In the middle of War of

749
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: the Roses to Catch a Cheater, and Alison is on

750
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: the phone. She just told us about how her boyfriend

751
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: has been acting really strange with her roommate, and she

752
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: thinks that he might be hooking up with her because

753
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 1: she's asked both of them like they'll she'll walk into

754
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: the room, they'll stop having a conversation and are obviously

755
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: not telling her something, and it's almost like they've matched

756
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: up their stories when she asks what's going on, So

757
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: she's suspicious and thinks that something might be going on,

758
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: and so we're gonna call and find out. Apparently, he

759
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: had an issue with his car being at the shop

760
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: a little while ago, so Alison thought it would be

761
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: a good idea if we posed as the place that

762
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: was fixing his car, calling up to say sorry, and

763
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: offering him a gift basket with some car stuff in

764
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: it and some flowers to send to someone that he

765
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: thinks is special. And we'll see if he gives us

766
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: his girlfriend's name or her roommate's name, which is Delilah.

767
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: And if he is cheating, what are you gonna do?

768
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: You're gonna kick him to the curb and her out

769
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: of the house. Oh yeah, I can't none of that.

770
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: We can't. We can't have any of that. Good all right,

771
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 1: city is bad. Hello. Hey, this is Chop calling from Auto.

772
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: I was looking for David. Yeah to me. What's up?

773
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm calling in regards to the recent repairs

774
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: that we did on your vehicle and I just wondered

775
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: if you had to have there's a couple of minutes

776
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: to talk. H Yeah, it makes you quick, man. What's up?

777
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: What's the deal? Okay? We just wanted to say thank you,

778
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: thank you for your business. Sorry, you had such a

779
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: tough time, uh, you know, dealing with with our service,

780
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: and we hope that we can invite you to come

781
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: back in and try us again should you ever need

782
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: a repair on your car. And I know you're probably

783
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: gonna say you never want to come back in here again,

784
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: because I can tell by the way you're talking to me.

785
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: But I would like to say, give us another chance,

786
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 1: and I can offer you a gift basket full of

787
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: car wash stuff and wax and all that, you know,

788
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. And then I'd also love

789
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: to offer some flowers to send to your significant other

790
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: or whatever as a way of saying sorry for giving

791
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: you bad service. And we would like to show you

792
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 1: that we would love to, like I said, fix our relationship. Sure,

793
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: I mean I can't go to guarantee you that I'm

794
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: gonna come back and jo any service, but I appreciate

795
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: the effort you guys. But then, so I had to

796
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: send it to the address on file. Okay, I can

797
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: do that. I can send the car stuff to the

798
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: address on file. The flowers that I can send, Um,

799
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: it won't come from us or anything. I'm just going

800
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: to do it through a service. But um, do you

801
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: want that send to the address too? Or is that

802
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: going to go to a different address? Um? Do you

803
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: know what? Let me get the address real quick. Um. Okay,

804
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: in the meantime where you're geting the address, I can

805
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: get the other stuff from you. Really all I need

806
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: other than the address, would be the name and if

807
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 1: you want to put anything on a card? Uh yeah,

808
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: okay cool, So for the cards, right enough to Delila?

809
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: Do you want to put anything on a card or

810
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: you just want to leave a card blank? Just send

811
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: it to her? No put but um thanks thanks for

812
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: all your help. It's been fun. Like capital f you

813
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: right now with an exclamation plant, can you get through

814
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: like a little winky faith afterwards? I bet your girlfriend's

815
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: going to be confused why you're sending flowers to a

816
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: roommate though? What? Yeah, you were confused? Why what the

817
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: hell are you doing? I do it? You're cheating with Delilah?

818
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, who's on the phone. Who is your hey, David, Yeah,

819
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: that's your girlfriend Alison. This is actually the Jewels Show.

820
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: My name is Fresh, and this is Alex Fresh and

821
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: this is English Evan and this is a Jewel Show.

822
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,439
Speaker 1: And we do a segment where it catch people cheating.

823
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: And it sounds like you've been caught cheating with your

824
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: girlfriend's roommates. Oh almost god, yeah, okay, yeah, look what's

825
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: going on, David? Like what are you doing? All right? Look,

826
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: don't this is it's not it's it seems like. This

827
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: is not what it seems like. What are you talking about? Uh, well,

828
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not cheating on you. I'm not shooting on you.

829
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: It's just so so what is it? Yeah, if you're

830
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: not cheating on her with her roommate, then why would

831
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: you be sending her flowers? Just say thank you? What

832
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: could you possibly be thanking her for for helping me?

833
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: For helping me plan your party? What party do you?

834
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: Birthday party? My birthday's not for four months. You heard me.

835
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: You possibly need to plan four months ahead of a

836
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: birthday party? That's ridiculous. You're lying. You also said winky

837
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: face and you use the word flirty like that one.

838
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: You've got to be kidding. No, it's not a big deal.

839
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's it's not. You have sent flowers to

840
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: my room, is who. I've already been suspicious of you

841
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: and her conversations, and now you're telling me the reasons

842
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: you're sneaking around are because you're planning my birthday, which

843
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: is four months from now. Come on, beef, that's not

844
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 1: a good lie. I don't know what to say. I mean,

845
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: if you don't, if you don't want to believe me,

846
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: I can't make you believe me, you know, I mean,

847
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say. If if I'm

848
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: trying to do something nice for you, if you're Laane

849
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: is on way too thick for it could be a

850
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: nice gesture, a night sessure. Really you're just trying to

851
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: cover your ass. And because you're you're lying to me.

852
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: If you are planning a party, tell me something about it.

853
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: Where is it going to be held, what time, who's

854
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: on the guest list? Come on, give me some answers.

855
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a surprise, a surprise surprise, of course

856
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: it is, no but if you're in that deep with planning,

857
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: like you should know something about it. Also, it's not

858
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: a surprise anymore. And your girlfriend's pretty sure you're cheating

859
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: with the roommates. So this would be one time where

860
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: I think it's fine to ruin the surprise. Delilah has

861
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: all the details, so are gonna hit her up and

862
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: just come on, this is ridiculous, Like you you can't

863
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: even live good, Like yeah, you can't even give one detail.

864
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 1: And then you say you got to coordinate with Allison's roommate,

865
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: who you're probably sleeping with, in order to get your

866
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: story story straight, so later you can have a story. Look,

867
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: I that's hello, is he ga? Oh my god. I

868
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: don't believe him at all. He's not telling the tree. No,

869
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: I know he's totally lying. It's ridiculous. Well I got

870
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: my answer. So what are you gonna do with your roommate?

871
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean that part is not going

872
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: to be easy because of our lease. But it's just like, yeah,

873
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: you guys can break laces though, I mean it's expensive,

874
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, it's so toxic at this point, Like

875
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: I knew it. You could always just tell her it's

876
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 1: all good, it's cool, and then wait till she gets

877
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: a boyfriend turned the favor. Yeah, it's not that I'm

878
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: mention her anything. The Jewels shows were of the roses.

879
00:47:54,560 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: The Jewels show on Demand jubils dirty Little Secret. So

880
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what today's dirty little secret is.

881
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: All I know is our producers told us that this

882
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: is a big, dirty, big, big bad dirty secret. We

883
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: had a big, big one in a while. We haven't

884
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: we get Some people are like, my dirty little secret

885
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: is my wife's lacked us and tell her and every

886
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: once in a while when I'm when we're arguing I

887
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: slip a little milk into her dinner drink. Yeah, it's crazy.

888
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: We get something like that where it's like, okay, not

889
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: that huge of a deal. Then it's like some are

890
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: like I just like to murder people with milk, and

891
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you do that. But okay,

892
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: but I guess today's dirty little secret is a big

893
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: dirty and we'll find out what it is right now.

894
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: And of course, if you want to tell us a

895
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: dirty little secret text in four one O six one.

896
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your

897
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: name is. Everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. So on

898
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 1: the phone right now is Princess Peach from Mario Karteach

899
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: a Peach game. Hey, how's it going? The voice has

900
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: gotten a lot deeper, Princess Peach. Oh yeah, because I'm

901
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: a dude. Why you know, I never assigned Princess Peach

902
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:00,720
Speaker 1: role at all. I just thought you to wear dresses

903
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: and drive Mario Karto. You knew there was so much

904
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: under that dress exactly. Well, the Princess Peach, you said

905
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: that you have a very big dirty secret to tell us. Yeah,

906
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 1: actually it's something I haven't told anybody, and um, are

907
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: you cheating on Mario with Luigi? No, No, I'm not.

908
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm I'm actually a bit ashamed. It's shamed. Yeah. So

909
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: uh so I'm a therapist and sometimes it's just good

910
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: to be able to talk about things. When I heard

911
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: your your program, so I decided to reach out and

912
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: give you guys a call. Okay, so we're going to

913
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: give maybe some therapy advice to a therapist. Well that's

914
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,720
Speaker 1: interesting because therapists have a lot of deep, dark secrets

915
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: from their clients. So are you about to tell us

916
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: one of your clients secrets? No, no, no, no, it's

917
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: it's it's my secret. It's one of my secrets. Okay, hey,

918
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: so what is it? So so I'm actually it's like

919
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: I said, I'm a therapist. I'm actually a couple's counselor.

920
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 1: And there's a couple that I I've been seeing and

921
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 1: when I when I see them, I see them individually,

922
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: you know, at first one on one, and then you know,

923
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: then later I bring them in both together. But so

924
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: you talked to so you're you do couple scouncling and

925
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: you talk to them each separately to what find out

926
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: what the issues are. Correct like, yeah, just hearing them

927
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: from one on one without the other person in the room. Correct,

928
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: you know that's kind of thing, like a comfort thing

929
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: that you know, they feel like they can you know,

930
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 1: confide to me. So the thing is, though, this particular

931
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: couple that I've been doing therapy too for the past

932
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: about two months, I've been sleeping with the wife. You

933
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 1: have not really, Yeah, yeah that's going on. Oh how

934
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 1: does that happen? And you're a couple's counselor too, and

935
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 1: you're currently seeing them in sessions. Yes, I've never done

936
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: I've not only have I I've never told anybody about this,

937
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: but this is I've never had anything I took for

938
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: I've always considered myself a constant professional. And yeah, she

939
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: and I have chemistry. I mean it's undeniable, and she's

940
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: clearly not happy in her current marriage. And uh yeah, well,

941
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: I mean you obviously know the husband very well. What

942
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 1: do you say in your sessions that you have with

943
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: him about their marriage? Well, it's mostly like what she

944
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: says about him, and then you know, trying to find

945
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: some common ground and but it's just you know, like

946
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 1: I try to do my best and but yeah, he's

947
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: so as someone who's been to therapy since he was

948
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: in kindergarten. It's a long long time. You know. Therapists

949
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: are always like, it's only my job to help give

950
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: you the tools to make your own decisions. You know,

951
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: Like if you're going to a couple's counciling, like should

952
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: we get divorced, they'd be like, well, I don't know,

953
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: that's really something up for you decide. I think this

954
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: is one instance where you said just sit them both

955
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: down and be like, look, i'm a pro, and you

956
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: guys should get divorced. Yeah. I mean that's basically what

957
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: I mean when I'm trying to get at you, like,

958
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: it's just you know, they're toxic, you know, for each other.

959
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: So it's just you're a home wrecker. Yeah. I was

960
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: gonna say, you're a bit you're trying to like you're

961
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 1: trying to, you know, keep the home together. Yeah. Yeah,

962
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm like, I'm ashamed about it. I

963
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: haven't been able to talk to anybody else, and that's

964
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: why I thought to need to call in. And I

965
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: appreciate you, you know, listening to me and let me

966
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: put it off my chest. No problem, Well, we will

967
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: send you a bill I should find a new career.

968
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand.

969
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 1: Welcome back to The Jewel Show's cooking sigment. Oops, I

970
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: just reciped my pants. Oh wowibid. And today we're teasing

971
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 1: you how to make the perfect trivia game. All you

972
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 1: need is one slightly stupid British man, Yeah caller who's

973
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: distracted by traffic and some cool sam effects and well

974
00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: it you mix them together and wailah yeah, because he

975
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 1: is just so dumb. That makes a delicious treat trivia.

976
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: That was the best one you've ever done. Really well,

977
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: it's really good. All right, Well, thank you very much.

978
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: On the phone to play Beat the brit right now.

979
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 1: I remember Beat the Britt is the only American game

980
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: show with an English guy answering trivia questions that has

981
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: a weird German dancing intro. And on the phone to

982
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 1: play Beat the brit right now is Tara. And what's up, Tara?

983
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? I love how you said. How

984
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: about a color that's distracted by traffic? How about a

985
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: color that's distracted by potty training two year old? That's

986
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: even worse? Yeah, what are we doing this situation? Yeah? Congratulations.

987
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: You want to beat the brit go before you have

988
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: to clean up a mess? Um? All right, well we're

989
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: gonna say English. Even out of the studio. The game

990
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: is played like this, Terry, you got thirty seconds. Answer

991
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know, and

992
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,280
Speaker 1: just say past. I have to beat English evan outright

993
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: to win? All right? Okay, okay, Tara. Not to be dramatic,

994
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: but here we go. Your time starts now. What is

995
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: the highest level of degree you can get from a

996
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: college education? Doctoral? What country consumes the most chocolate? Usa? America?

997
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: How long are elephants pregnant for, oh like twenty eight

998
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: months or something? What tissues connect the muscles to the

999
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 1: bones to shoes? Um path? In textling, what does w

1000
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: f H mean? W H? What the what? The perfect

1001
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 1: timing with your kids? Too? Chimed in. It sounded like

1002
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: you're like, what the Oh my goodness? Who thinking old?

1003
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: I feel old? Now hold on one second, because English

1004
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: seven is about to sit down and put his headphones on.

1005
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: I don't want him hearing a possible question. I'm back.

1006
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: You need something, all right? Now is the point in

1007
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: the game where we ask the caller to tell something

1008
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: interesting about yourself. So other than the fact that you're

1009
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 1: trying to potty train a two year old right now,

1010
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: how you got anything else going on that you want

1011
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 1: the world to know. We're going I'm going back to

1012
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: school in a couple of weeks. I teach second grade. Oh,

1013
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 1: so something interesting. I've been with my husband for twenty years. Sweethearts,

1014
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,760
Speaker 1: you're such like a sweet soul. You're a second grade teacher,

1015
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: you've been married for twenty years, you're potty training two

1016
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: year old? Two two two? First two? Well, congratulations on

1017
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: all that. That sounds very nice. Actually, I'm still going

1018
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 1: to beat you, though, So let's get this going. All right,

1019
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 1: here we go English Heaven. Yea, your time starts now.

1020
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,879
Speaker 1: What is the highest level of degree you can get

1021
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 1: from a college education? A mosque does? What country consumes

1022
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: the most chocolate Belgium? How long are elephants pregnant for

1023
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: a year? What tissues connect the muscles to the bones ligaments?

1024
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: In textling? What does w f H mean work from home?

1025
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: When does the start of this year's NFL season a November?

1026
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: How many kids? And Angelina Jolie have two? Alight? Only two?

1027
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: Only two? Yeah, didn't they adult. Remember they have about

1028
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 1: fifty thousand kids. Well, let's go over the answers and

1029
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: find that out in just a second. But first we

1030
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: have to see who won. English haven't got a lot

1031
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: of questions in, but was he beaten? Let's sending on

1032
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: over to our scoreboard. Our executive dresser, Brad knowledge, all right,

1033
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: and I thought you were gonna call full goose seg

1034
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: but you did get one, right, Yeah? All right? But

1035
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,879
Speaker 1: so did Tara. And she's a mom teacher, twenty year person,

1036
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: So I don't know what's gonna happen yet. One to

1037
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: one My mom's Tara a tie. Let's go to the house.

1038
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: So technically, right now, English evan beat you. But yes,

1039
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: something can still happen where Alex takes a point away

1040
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: from him and you beat the Brits. So let's find

1041
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 1: out how that goes when we get the answers right now,

1042
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 1: all right, So what is the highest level of degree

1043
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: you can get from college education? Is a PhD or doctorate?

1044
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 1: What country consumes the most chocolate? Switzerland? How long are

1045
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: elephants pregnant for? Twenty two months? Which tissues connect the

1046
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: muscles to the bones, tendons and textling? What does w

1047
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: f H mean working from home? Yeah? How many kids

1048
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: do Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have? Six? Six? And

1049
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys really don't understand the whole

1050
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: like two two two numerology thing that she was talking about.

1051
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: She probably doesn't even know what she was doing, but um,

1052
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: it means like faith and trust because she's married for

1053
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: twenty years to zero two and then she's the second

1054
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: grade teacher and she has a two year old. Okay

1055
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: that so she wins because I just love herology. Congratulations,

1056
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: you beat English seven by a score of two to zero.

1057
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: It makes no sense. Good jobs time, Good jobs for

1058
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: meeting the brick. I'm gonna send you some jewels show swags,

1059
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: so hang on the line so I can so I

1060
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: can get your info rising. She's a tracker by the

1061
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,439
Speaker 1: two congratulations though, thank you for playing. I just gave

1062
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: her they were two jelly beans too. All right, we'll

1063
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: play Beat the Britt every single Tuesday, and their two

1064
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: Tuesday and Thursday this time, so Tunday next time when

1065
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: we beat the Britt. The Jebel Show on Demand