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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line, goody.

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Speaker 2: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 2: line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this.

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Speaker 2: Let's say a Rando approaches you on the sidewalk and

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Speaker 2: tries this charming pickup line on you. Hey there, jiggle queen.

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Speaker 1: I was watching you walk to the bus stop, and

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Speaker 1: I thought, gosh, you're so hot. Even my zipper's fallen

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do, don't run away. Just tell him his

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Speaker 2: immediate family doesn't love him anymore. Then take his phone

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Speaker 2: and change his emergency contact to the loser line, so

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Speaker 2: hopefully he calls it in his time of need and

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Speaker 2: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the.

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Speaker 4: Air that is so dark Jet that man was so old.

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Speaker 3: He deserved it.

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Speaker 2: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, don't mind the water sound.

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Speaker 3: I'm just in the shower right now, getting ready for work.

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Speaker 2: Got a lot going on. But tried this a few

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Speaker 2: months ago where lately I've been trying to multitask, you know,

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Speaker 2: call people while I'm tackling other chores, and you just

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Speaker 2: happen to fall on shower time.

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Speaker 3: So lucky you. But yeah, anyway, just kind of a

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Speaker 3: life pack doing multiple things at the same time.

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Speaker 2: It's like, did you know you.

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Speaker 1: Can buy one of those wireless USB.

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Speaker 3: Toasters where you can actually past in your car. It's

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Speaker 3: that cool, right.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to get.

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Speaker 3: A hot plate that I can rest on my glove

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Speaker 3: compartment to make eggs too, so I could knock out

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Speaker 3: the whole breakfast meal on my commute. But I should

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Speaker 3: probably go. The water's getting cold right now.

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Speaker 5: I need to tell off and brush my teeth at

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Speaker 5: the same time.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, text you around lunch by.

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Speaker 1: Adding USB's in the cars, not Dad, I want to

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Speaker 1: cook eggs.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna have like a griddle set up in her car.

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Speaker 2: I think that's genius. This guy's my mentor and and

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Speaker 2: see good.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we know nothing about her, why he was

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Speaker 4: calling her or anything like that, but dang, do we

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Speaker 4: know a lot about his routine.

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Speaker 2: Usually calling ladies while you're in the shower would come

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Speaker 2: off as creepy, but this work. I'm gonna call him

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Speaker 2: back actually when I'm done. Before I play this next clip,

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Speaker 2: just remind everybody how this works. People all over the

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Speaker 2: country have our number to the loser line. They give

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Speaker 2: them to strangers with no intention of actually going on.

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Speaker 6: A date them, just to get them out of their face.

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Speaker 2: So this next person you're about to hear met this

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Speaker 2: guy one time, just once. Let's see what she asks

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Speaker 2: to say.

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Speaker 5: Hi, market, it's me. It's so little confession, full disclosure.

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Speaker 5: I may have already sent a request to her mom

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Speaker 5: on Facebook, uh, just to I don't know, link up

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Speaker 5: and to see what kind of Thanksgiving food your family does,

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Speaker 5: because like once we're a fish friends or whatever, like

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Speaker 5: I can tell her my dietary restrictions because a lot

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Speaker 5: of the regular Thanksgiving food just like doesn't sit well

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Speaker 5: with me. And well, yeah, so all right, that was

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Speaker 5: probably am I. I hope I'm not getting ahead of

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Speaker 5: myself here, but I'm just like a really big planner

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Speaker 5: and Thanksgiving is going to be here faster than we realized.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, anyway, text me and tell your mom I'm

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Speaker 5: excited to meet her someday.

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Speaker 6: Bye.

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Speaker 3: God. Next message, why.

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Speaker 4: Do I want to hook her up with multitesk dude,

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Speaker 4: planned couple?

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Speaker 1: I know I'm already offended for the mom, like you're

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Speaker 1: going to change the cooking of Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if her profile is cute enough, the

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Speaker 4: mom's gonna be like, oh yeah, it's a smart way in.

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Speaker 2: We're in the middle of a brand new Loser line.

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Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, you can find all the

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Speaker 2: favorite clips up on YouTube and TikTok at Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey and every once in a while, if we get lucky,

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Speaker 2: a listener will give out the number along with a

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Speaker 2: strange challenge, yeah, instructions for what they should do when

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Speaker 2: they leave their message. Usually that's to a guy, because

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Speaker 2: guys will do almost anything a woman says if they

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Speaker 2: think there's a slight chance they're going.

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Speaker 3: To hook up.

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Speaker 2: And I think this next message fits in that category.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Chelsea, So.

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Speaker 6: I do what he said. I I picked up some

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Speaker 6: chocolate pudding cups from the store and uh yeah, I

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Speaker 6: don't know you sure you want me to do this? Like,

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Speaker 6: I know you asked me to do this, but honestly,

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Speaker 6: I think it's I think it's a little weird. I

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Speaker 6: mean for me to eat pudding over the phone for

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Speaker 6: you to hear, But I mean, I like you and

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Speaker 6: if that's if that's what you're into, I'm I'm down

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Speaker 6: to try it for you. So, uh yeah, here we

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Speaker 6: go putting away.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you can hear this.

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Speaker 6: Cramy lister sticky, it's a latinus.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, what am I saying?

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Speaker 1: I do?

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Speaker 2: I do crave some chocolate.

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Speaker 4: The listener who gave them that challenge hated.

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Speaker 3: Us, but we did.

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Speaker 2: I think just witnessed that guy's lowest point in his

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Speaker 2: entire life.

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Speaker 4: Just putting into a cup.

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Speaker 2: He realized. He's like, oh my god, I am eating.

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Speaker 2: Putting over the phone to impress a woman doesn't get worse.

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Speaker 1: On YouTube a SMR.

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Speaker 6: Some people make a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of money doing it.

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Speaker 4: Struck him in the middle, like, this can't be a

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Speaker 4: real What am.

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Speaker 3: I doing with my wife? Hey, this is mich I

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Speaker 3: was the guy playing guitar in the park the other day. Ah,

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Speaker 3: you put this this paper into my guitar case with

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Speaker 3: the phone number you wrote, sorry about your luck and life.

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Speaker 3: Let me buy you a drink sometime. I love the music.

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Speaker 3: First of all, thank you for the compliment. But I

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Speaker 3: need you to know that I'm not homeless. I can

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Speaker 3: kind of understand why you might think that, but I

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Speaker 3: promise you I am really not. I have a home.

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Speaker 3: I understand that I was looking a little rough that day,

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Speaker 3: I hadn't shaved. I was wearing that shirt. It's my

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Speaker 3: laundry week and I've gotten to it since. I look

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Speaker 3: better now. Again, this is not homeless. Love to see you.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to defend your homelessness.

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Speaker 6: Is probably not a good chance to get a date.

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Speaker 4: Does that mean our listener was trying to give the

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Speaker 4: number to a homeless person.

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Speaker 3: They were messing with them. I don't think it was intense.

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Speaker 3: It as an attack.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so.

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Speaker 6: You probably thought it'd be silly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go with silly.

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