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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame today Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Pe Deakins, the assistant to the

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Speaker 2: principal here at Elementary. I'm looking for Danny's father.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Jim.

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Speaker 2: Hi, William, how are you. I don't know if you

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Speaker 2: heard me or not, but my name is Pe Deakins,

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Speaker 2: assistant to the principal here at Elementary, and I needed

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Speaker 2: to call you today regarding your fourth grade son, Danny.

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Speaker 1: Is everything again?

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Speaker 2: Well, no, Danny is currently sitting across from me in

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Speaker 2: the principal's office and we have a bit of an

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Speaker 2: issue that I need to call you about today. I

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Speaker 2: was assuming you know what it is.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Well, we had book reports due today in his class,

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Speaker 2: and your son, Danny brought in a book report today

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Speaker 2: on a book called Wall Banger, not necessarily appropriate for

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Speaker 2: fourth graders. If you know what book that is.

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Speaker 1: I think I have an idea about it.

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Speaker 2: It's a romance novel worth all sorts of sexy time

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Speaker 2: things happening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife red clothes.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Okay, so you're gonna go ahead and pass

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Speaker 2: the blame onto the wife and not take responsibility for it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate.

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Speaker 2: That ton of boys, But well, I would appreciate some

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Speaker 2: honest wife books.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sure he just like God the bookshelf.

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Speaker 2: Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a

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Speaker 2: romance novel. That's a book report, and I would appreciate

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Speaker 2: some honesty from you. We try to teach all our

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Speaker 2: kids here at the school to be honest and own

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Speaker 2: up to their mistakes.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Thanks very much.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, and let's lead by example.

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Speaker 1: I am leading by example. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Say so, you're admitting that this book is yours.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm telling you the truth like I

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Speaker 1: tell my kid the truth. Now tell me the truth

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Speaker 1: and tell me what happens. Now.

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Speaker 2: Well, when Danny, your son came to the office, I

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Speaker 2: demanded that I see the book, and I read it

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Speaker 2: and I said, where did you get this smut? Danny?

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Speaker 2: That's right, I called smut again, Danny. He's sitting across

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Speaker 2: from me and he said his pop off. So you

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Speaker 2: want to be honest with me about what you read there?

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Speaker 1: William, First of all, this is incorrect. It is not

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Speaker 1: my books. These are books my wife reads. Second, even

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Speaker 1: if they were my books, why would this dandy business

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Speaker 1: of yours? Well, the bird, You still haven't answered my question.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the

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Speaker 2: room now sitting in the lobby, so I'm your son,

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Speaker 2: is leaving the room so I can have a very

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Speaker 2: candid conversation with you. Okay, all right, door, the door

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Speaker 2: is closed. And I have to tell you that I

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Speaker 2: don't appreciate this book coming into our schools because I

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Speaker 2: had to read a little bit of it because of

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Speaker 2: the situation. And I'm in trouble with my boss.

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Speaker 1: Now bummer for you. Yes, I don't really understand why

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Speaker 1: you're in trouble.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading

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Speaker 2: this book and it is just as hot as I

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Speaker 2: thought it would be and he walks in and I'm naked,

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Speaker 2: and so yeah, I don't cate it.

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Speaker 1: What the did I just hear? I'm sorry, I need

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Speaker 1: your name.

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Speaker 2: Again, Okay, sure, I'll give it to you. Pete Eakins.

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Speaker 2: And I'm the assistant to the principle here, and.

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Speaker 1: You're the assistant to the principal principle.

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Speaker 2: I'm the assistant to the principle.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect

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Speaker 1: of the scholastic program. What you're in charge of like

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Speaker 1: the principal schedule, and you're just going off on yourself

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Speaker 1: with a romance novel.

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Speaker 2: Tank That did not happen. Okay, I we just took

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Speaker 2: my shirt off because I was getting a little hot.

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Speaker 1: You took your shirt off like at a school. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go find out what the number of the

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Speaker 1: superintendent is and you're done. Dude, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: the this streaky is, but this is not gonna fly.

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Speaker 2: Well, then I'm gonna let you know that this is

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Speaker 2: actually a prank phone call and your wife set you up.

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Speaker 2: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 2: phone prank on you, and your wife set you up

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Speaker 2: for it. You seriously, Yeah, she said that you give

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Speaker 2: her crap all the time for reading romance, and I

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Speaker 2: was I wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I guess I feel better now that I know

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Speaker 1: this isn't a real assistant to the regional District manager

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks