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Speaker 3: Last time I hosted the show, I solved all of
Speaker 3: America's problems, but they off everything up again, acting like
Speaker 3: you got a substitute teacher showing your ass. Well, guess what,
Speaker 3: Miss Jones's back in class. Bitches, do not get the
Speaker 3: head loos.
Speaker 2: Let's get started with something exciting.
Speaker 3: The Republican presidential primary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can't you feel the energy? A look at those winners.
Speaker 3: But I hope you're not getting attached to him because
Speaker 3: they ain't gonna be here long.
Speaker 5: Breaking overnight, a shocking announcement from South Carolina Senator Tim Scott.
Speaker 5: He is dropping out of the race for the Republican
Speaker 5: presidential nomination after failing to gain traction in the polls.
Speaker 6: But as Scott himself explained, he simply did not think
Speaker 6: he had enough support from voters to keep trudging toward
Speaker 6: the nomination.
Speaker 7: I think the voters, who are the most remarkable people
Speaker 7: on the planet, have been really clear that they're telling me,
Speaker 7: not now, Tim.
Speaker 3: Not now, Not now, No, not now is what you
Speaker 3: say when a telemarketer calls you during the dinner time.
Speaker 3: This was more like, we ain't gonna ever, ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 3: ever vote for you up ass any abortion, any.
Speaker 2: Gay, milk gud looking mother.
Speaker 3: But what's really surprising about this is that we finally
Speaker 3: got to meet Tim Scott's mystery girlfriend. He brought her
Speaker 3: out on stage and then a week later he drops out.
Speaker 3: And you know, she was only dating him because she
Speaker 3: thought he was going.
Speaker 1: To be the president.
Speaker 2: I bet you he's now like, well, I fell short.
Speaker 1: But at least we got each other.
Speaker 3: Baby, Baby, where did you go?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 3: Hopefully they haven't been dating too long, because you know,
Speaker 3: Connecticut has a two week return on white women. Don't
Speaker 3: take the tags off tim Oh. Anyway, Tim Scott is
Speaker 3: out of the race because when it comes down to it,
Speaker 3: he just couldn't compete with Donald Trump, which is crazy
Speaker 3: to me because Trump is the dude that is saying
Speaker 3: shit like death.
Speaker 8: Donald Trump echoed the dangerous language of infamous fascist leaders.
Speaker 6: Trump vowed to root.
Speaker 2: Out the quote vermin within the country.
Speaker 9: We pledge to you that we will root out the communists,
Speaker 9: Marxist fascists, and the radical left thugs that live like
Speaker 9: vermin within the confines of our country, that lie and
Speaker 9: steal and cheat on elections.
Speaker 10: Meanwhile, Donald Trump is essentially confirming reports that he.
Speaker 6: Plans to get revenge on his critics if he wins
Speaker 6: a second term.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it could certainly happen in reverse. They've done something
Speaker 11: that nobody thought would happen. They've done indictments in order
Speaker 11: to win an election. It could certainly happen in reverse.
Speaker 11: What they've done is they've released the genie out of
Speaker 11: the bus. You understand that?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, wait, wait? Wait? Am I tripping? Did he
Speaker 2: say genie out of the box? Man? This dude can't
Speaker 2: even tell the truth about genies.
Speaker 3: The one thing we know about genies is that they
Speaker 3: come out of a law. If a genie comes out
Speaker 3: of a box.
Speaker 2: That's not a real genie. Nothing else.
Speaker 3: That went to trade school and there took a genie class.
Speaker 3: How you gonna trust a genie in a box. If
Speaker 3: the genie can't afford a laugh, he definitely can't afford
Speaker 3: three witches.
Speaker 2: He might be able to.
Speaker 3: Give you one and a half witches, but they're definitely
Speaker 3: gonna be stuck. More importantly, this man is calling American
Speaker 3: citizens vermin when he is literally the.
Speaker 1: Definition of vermin.
Speaker 2: He's talking about throwing the definition.
Speaker 3: He's talking about throwing his opponents in jail when he
Speaker 3: literally should be in jail.
Speaker 2: And and he he is. He is the leading candidate.
Speaker 3: Can you can you believe he is the leading candidate?
Speaker 2: What the America did? Y'all?
Speaker 3: How did y'all let this happen? Because this ain't my fault.
Speaker 3: I wasn't paying attention. Demand's indicted in every state in America.
Speaker 3: I didn't know he was allowed to run for the president.
Speaker 3: Why you was already running from the popo?
Speaker 12: Like seriously, he doesn't even know that genies go into lapse.
Speaker 12: How is this happening?
Speaker 2: Am I in the twilight zone? Am I having a stroke?
Speaker 2: I don't need answer. Somebody, somebody give me a box?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, all right, you know what, Jennie,
Speaker 3: you are the most powerful being in the universe.
Speaker 2: Please tell me what is going on?
Speaker 10: First of all, Leslie, I gotta tell you I'm not
Speaker 10: that powerful.
Speaker 6: I'm a Jenie. I'm not Oprah.
Speaker 3: All right, okay, okay, whatever can you explain to me
Speaker 3: what the fuck is going on with Donald Trump?
Speaker 10: Wait, that's your wish? You are wasted understanding Donald Trump.
Speaker 10: Aren't you single? Don't you want a man?
Speaker 2: Genie? Now that you said that, that is a better option.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about this, mother. I wish
Speaker 2: for a man, Jennie. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 10: But but just to be clear, I am a box Genie,
Speaker 10: So I don't know exactly what type of man I'm
Speaker 10: going to bring off here. There's a chance it could
Speaker 10: be Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Damn Genie. And finally, how about we hear some good
Speaker 2: news for a change, because apparently some.
Speaker 3: Powerful men have been frown and now they about to
Speaker 3: find out.
Speaker 8: A major network of high end brothels is now busted,
Speaker 8: the Department of Justice arresting three people on prostitution charges
Speaker 8: for operations in the suburbs of Boston and in eastern
Speaker 8: Virginia near Washington, d C. One prosecutor describing it as
Speaker 8: a commercial sex ring built on secrecy and exclusivity. The
Speaker 8: wealthy clientele allegedly included doctors, lawyers, elected officials, tech company execs,
Speaker 8: plus some military officers and government contractors who have security clearances.
Speaker 4: It's allegacy perspective expires in this scheme. First had to
Speaker 4: respond to a survey and provide information online, including their
Speaker 4: driver's license, photos, their employer information, credit card information, and
Speaker 4: they often paid a monthly fee to be part of
Speaker 4: this solicit club. And they also would receive a menu
Speaker 4: of different options and different women that they could purchase.
Speaker 2: Wait, man, wait a minute, what the hell did he
Speaker 2: just say?
Speaker 3: Did he just say menu? You mean these motherfuckers are.
Speaker 2: Ordering sex like they had Chili's.
Speaker 3: You know, if I order a blow for the table,
Speaker 3: would you guys like to share?
Speaker 2: I'm trying. I'm trying to watch my penis. It blows
Speaker 2: my mind.
Speaker 3: And that guys will do anything for sex. They're giving
Speaker 3: over their personal inform to strangers. That is so crazy.
Speaker 3: I won't even give my real birthday to my gynecologist
Speaker 3: as far as she knows, my pussy is only thirty
Speaker 3: two years old for me and are over here like,
Speaker 3: oh you guys do boot. Here's my SOLF security number.
Speaker 3: All right, for more on this story, Let's go now
Speaker 3: to the man who loves going to brothels, Michael Costa Leslids.
Speaker 6: It's great to see you again, Nowaday Okay, Leslie, Look,
Speaker 6: I know we have a history, but let's let's keep
Speaker 6: it professional.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna keep it real professional.
Speaker 2: So what you're doing at a brothel? Michael? You cheating
Speaker 2: on my friend again?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: You sent me here to report on the brothel and
Speaker 6: Cheryl and I broke up a long time ago. All right,
Speaker 6: it was mutual. We were just going in different directions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you went in the direction of a brothel.
Speaker 3: What kind of scumbag goes to a place like that consta.
Speaker 6: Well, look, I'm glad you asked, because up to now
Speaker 6: it's been kept secret. But thanks to my reporting, I
Speaker 6: have an exclusive list of the names of all the
Speaker 6: men who visited this brothel. This is like a sixty
Speaker 6: minutes level scoop.
Speaker 1: Sixty minutes.
Speaker 2: I heard.
Speaker 1: You couldn't even last two minutes.
Speaker 3: Cheryl said, your sex is trash. She said, y'all went
Speaker 3: on vacation and you couldn't even get it up.
Speaker 6: Well, okay, that was my grandfather's funeral, Leslie, and I
Speaker 6: wasn't in the mood.
Speaker 2: You weren't in the move. You don't need to be
Speaker 2: in the move.
Speaker 3: I had a threesome to day Regis Film and dit. Okay,
Speaker 3: that man was my hero, but it is exactly what
Speaker 3: he would have wonted.
Speaker 6: Look. Look, look, let's try to focus on my exclusive
Speaker 6: story about these powerful men who may be vulnerable to blackmail.
Speaker 3: I told Cheryl she should have been with a black mail,
Speaker 3: but did she listen. I don't know what she saw
Speaker 3: on your Pillsbury dope boy looking at Bryan like a
Speaker 3: bitch over your grandfather's casket.
Speaker 2: I'm going with you, Michael, wrap this shit up.
Speaker 6: Ye fine, Fine. We don't know the full extent of
Speaker 6: the sex ring, but what we do know is that
Speaker 6: this is the latest scandal in history's oldest profession for
Speaker 6: The Daily Show, I'm Michael Costa.
Speaker 2: And you think you better than lest the hope you're
Speaker 2: not better than that.
Speaker 3: That's the hope, because you wasn't this dignified when you
Speaker 3: broke Cheryl's window.
Speaker 6: Okay, I broke her window because she threw me out
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 2: Stop being a bitch, Costa.
Speaker 6: It was only the second floor, Leslie.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do?
Speaker 2: Get down with Cheryl? She loved you, and I loved
Speaker 2: the two.
Speaker 6: Of you together, Leslie. That was years ago. I'm married now.
Speaker 6: I heard Cheryl's married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but things.
Speaker 3: Ain't working out and I heard he about to fall out.
Speaker 1: Of a window.
Speaker 6: Okay, if that's what it takes to do my job
Speaker 6: and to put this behind us, I'll give cheryld.
Speaker 2: Call and cheat on your wife. You a piece of shit. Costa,
Speaker 2: you have not.
Speaker 3: Changed, wants to come back, always has come back.
Speaker 2: I'm done with you, Michael Costa.
Speaker 3: Everybody, Okay, when we come back, I'm gonna thank yet
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving dinner, So don't go away.
Speaker 2: Welcome don to a daily show.
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving is coming up, and we all know how difficult
Speaker 3: it is to have dinner with some of your family members.
Speaker 2: But this year is going to be different.
Speaker 13: Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and that means getting
Speaker 13: together with family members who you might not see ida
Speaker 13: ie with. But this Thanksgiving, Leslie Jones will come to
Speaker 13: your house and politely interject when the conversation becomes political.
Speaker 6: I'm just thankful that Roe v. Wade was finally overturned.
Speaker 3: That's the conversation you want to start right now at
Speaker 3: this table, while everybody's happy during Thanksgiving. While we try
Speaker 3: to be happy, you know what, has some dry ass
Speaker 3: turkey and shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4: The way I the way I see it is your
Speaker 4: generation are all a bunch of lazy socialists.
Speaker 3: Who is you calling lazy? You can't even bring proper
Speaker 3: pie to Thanksgiving? And stop kissing the kids in the mouth.
Speaker 3: That's nasty.
Speaker 2: They don't like that.
Speaker 14: Us.
Speaker 13: Leslie can help for them to knowing conversations before they
Speaker 13: even begin.
Speaker 2: Try that mag of ship.
Speaker 3: Try it, and how to everybody in this room that
Speaker 3: you use Nana's Wi Fi to jack off.
Speaker 13: And if that doesn't work, Leslie goes back to basics.
Speaker 8: I'll just say these transgender people.
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 2: Can I have some stuff.
Speaker 13: Leslie will even stop by the kids table to teach
Speaker 13: them how to shout down problematic relatives.
Speaker 2: No, no, okay, look from the diaphragm.
Speaker 1: You ready, one, two three?
Speaker 13: Talking to your family is hard. Watching Leslie Jones shut
Speaker 13: them down is easy.
Speaker 6: And I think it should be acknowledged that this dinner
Speaker 6: is taking place on Cherokee land.
Speaker 2: Shut up, all this land is Cherokee. If were talking
Speaker 2: about can you smell Indigenous?
Speaker 1: You can't even smell it.
Speaker 2: Can't shut up?
Speaker 1: Don't agree with me?
Speaker 6: Thank you for sure?
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 2: Who invited me to this available?
Speaker 13: But all holidays where family are included.
Speaker 3: Where we come back, don't g NBA start Lisa, Leslie will.
Speaker 2: Be joining me. Don't come back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 14: My guest tonight is a four time Olympic gold medalist,
Speaker 14: a three time w NBA MVP, a motivational speaker, a relator,
Speaker 14: and one of the greatest basketball players of all time.
Speaker 2: Give it up for my homegirl. Me's a labe.
Speaker 15: You never didn't get our brown on each other?
Speaker 2: You never stop Hi. You deserve all of that.
Speaker 1: Girl.
Speaker 2: Let world. You know what I got what.
Speaker 15: That's my DoD right there.
Speaker 2: That's right. I get you a path. She got her
Speaker 2: own shoot, she got her own shot. Giving up. There's
Speaker 2: a dunks. He's at least a Leslie donk.
Speaker 15: Yeah, thanks to Nike twenty fifth anniversary of the WNBA
Speaker 15: and they came out with the dunks.
Speaker 3: So yeah, first of all, how about it's just so
Speaker 3: cool to have you in front of me right now.
Speaker 15: Yeah, thank you, Leslie. Wait, can I just stop you
Speaker 15: on show for a second because your book is amazing?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much amazing.
Speaker 15: I don't know if you vote, If you haven't got it,
Speaker 15: get it, listen to it. I'm on chapter six. I've
Speaker 15: been laughing, crying, laughing again, crying. But it's amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: How much I laughed and cried a lot too.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 3: Like we're both from the same area, right, Like we
Speaker 3: both played ball in LA.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was as good as you.
Speaker 3: I definitely, I definitely know I was not as good
Speaker 3: as you.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I know that too. But it's okay because you
Speaker 15: playing ball and you went to college playing ball. That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Look, I thought I played you in high school. You
Speaker 3: remember when we first met. I was like, I played
Speaker 3: against you. Remember we almost got into a fight and
Speaker 3: you was like, girl, No, I did have a few fights.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 15: I would say my alter ego is probably your persona
Speaker 15: as a comedian. So it's like, I'm very calm and
Speaker 15: collected off the court, but on the court, my game
Speaker 15: is like how you talk exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: You don't want to see me what you tell them,
Speaker 2: don't come in.
Speaker 6: Out house exactly.
Speaker 3: So if we played ball, like at our best, me
Speaker 3: at my best, you at your best, more you think
Speaker 3: would have one.
Speaker 15: No, that's not a good cart, that's not a good question.
Speaker 15: You want to do over because me at my best
Speaker 15: is the best.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just gonna let you know I would
Speaker 3: have fouled you all.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, all five thous on you.
Speaker 15: But just know I was the kind of player that
Speaker 15: I just match whatever energy you come. So if you
Speaker 15: want to fight, we can fight. If you want to
Speaker 15: play nice, we can play nice. Like I really believe
Speaker 15: in that too.
Speaker 1: But I love you though.
Speaker 15: Yeah. It's amazing though, right because we got a chance
Speaker 15: to be like so fierce and the play a sport
Speaker 15: that we love. Yes, And for me, it was really
Speaker 15: about the next generation. You know, we didn't get as
Speaker 15: much spotlight as a young women get now, especially in
Speaker 15: the WNBA, but having that opportunity in that platform to
Speaker 15: be a role model for the next generation, that's all
Speaker 15: I kept thinking about, is those little girls out there
Speaker 15: who are gonna see me, who want to be like me.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, that was it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, let's stick it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was so crazy when I was coming up,
Speaker 3: we didn't have the wn baby. You know, we can
Speaker 3: go over the play and just to see it form,
Speaker 3: and you, just like I said, made it look good
Speaker 3: and looked good doing it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: They called you Hollywood and because you know how to dress.
Speaker 3: This is the question I have. We're both tall. Well,
Speaker 3: how hard was it for you to find clothes?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 15: The worst. All my clothes were men's clothes. First off,
Speaker 15: it was like a men's blazer. My mom would like,
Speaker 15: get it tailored. I wore men's jeans I had to
Speaker 15: get you know, I wear like a back then I
Speaker 15: only wear like a tour or four or right, I
Speaker 15: mean an eight now. But it's like it was tough
Speaker 15: because everything had to be altered for me. But I
Speaker 15: had to buy men's clothes. But then I wear like
Speaker 15: V neck shirts, Mike. When I look back at those
Speaker 15: outfits before I started making money, it was tough. But
Speaker 15: I always had a feminine nature, and I feel like
Speaker 15: my mom would always teach me to just be true
Speaker 15: to myself. Everybody else is taken, right, so you had
Speaker 15: to show up. I started playing basketball late at twelve,
Speaker 15: so I was really into fashion and etiquette and wanting
Speaker 15: to be a model. That was my thing. But basketball
Speaker 15: just came and it was like this is my way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you become so good?
Speaker 1: Like was it coaching or was you already like.
Speaker 15: You know, it was my it's my work ethic now
Speaker 15: First off, I'm very competitive. Now, I mean, I'm like Space, Domino's, Pictionary,
Speaker 15: whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to win.
Speaker 15: Like, it's not fun for you. Don't come to my
Speaker 15: house if you're not ready to compete, like people that say, like,
Speaker 15: oh no, it's not that serious. Oh no, you probably
Speaker 15: don't want to come over here. Come over here, don't
Speaker 15: come over here. I don't want to take the fun
Speaker 15: out of it for you. So I'm just gonna sit
Speaker 15: it out. But if I'm playing, I'm coming to win.
Speaker 3: Oh I will curse you out if you my partners fading.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, don't renig, don't get up from the table house.
Speaker 15: Excuse me, don't renig. Did you see that joke? Did
Speaker 15: you see me lead with the diamond that's only got one?
Speaker 2: You were nigged.
Speaker 1: You never invited back to mind, don't come back.
Speaker 15: People might not know renig means to play a book.
Speaker 15: That is, either you do have another in that suit,
Speaker 15: or you're not paying attention to the game and you.
Speaker 2: Don't realize what that is.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 15: Competition is my thing, though, so I've always loved being competitive.
Speaker 15: But fashion is something that I liked, I afford to
Speaker 15: do at a high level. But I just feel like
Speaker 15: when you have style. Style was important to me, and
Speaker 15: some time I look at some of the videos I'm
Speaker 15: my girlfriend, that was not it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't think I had style until I
Speaker 3: got a stylist.
Speaker 15: And that's like two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Until Brian started addressing me. Child he saw my closet
Speaker 3: when he first met me, he was like, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Speaker 3: you know it's yeah because it's buying.
Speaker 1: Stuff that fit.
Speaker 3: And New York and Company was the only place they
Speaker 3: don't know they had jeans and stuff that was I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: so yeah, yeah it was, but it was like, you know,
Speaker 3: not the ship on them. I want to shop on
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 6: The New York Company.
Speaker 15: Now they didn't Gabrielle Union was nothing like they came around.
Speaker 3: They got their thing together, but at first it was
Speaker 3: kind of silky. But I still like they jeans because
Speaker 3: they jeans was long enough them and tall girls.
Speaker 2: You remember long es.
Speaker 1: Y'all.
Speaker 3: Y'all don't know the trumps of a tall with the
Speaker 3: big Fashionova. Yes, oh my god, no, pay Let's started
Speaker 3: doing the pay less.
Speaker 2: They started doing big shoes.
Speaker 15: You went way back pay Less.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did pay Less nor rack nor.
Speaker 15: Rat, Norse Racked. Pay Less was the first ones, like
Speaker 15: you could get a.
Speaker 2: Kid, you could get like a size fourteen.
Speaker 15: At No pay Less came out before Nursey Rat.
Speaker 2: No Rack came out.
Speaker 3: Well, Payless was out, but they wasn't doing big shoes
Speaker 3: like Norse Rack.
Speaker 2: Well we'll talk about it, I'm telling so let me ask.
Speaker 1: You a question. Okay, so would your is this that's water? Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: That's actually how I call.
Speaker 1: Would you like when the NBA w NBA started?
Speaker 3: I know it was pretty exciting, but would you like
Speaker 3: to play the w n B A when it first started?
Speaker 1: The w n B A.
Speaker 15: Now, well that's a great question. First off, I started
Speaker 15: in the beginning, so I was one of the faces
Speaker 15: of the WNBS, right, But if I play now, I
Speaker 15: would have made so much more money because I was
Speaker 15: into fashion and you know, skincare, hair care, being a
Speaker 15: role model, deoderant anything, teeth, toothpaste for teeth, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, it's not too late.
Speaker 15: Folks up here.
Speaker 2: You know, can get y'all number because they can tell me.
Speaker 15: But yeah, I think I would have had a more
Speaker 15: lucrative outcome if I play now, and I stilluld have
Speaker 15: been blocking shots like you know me an Asia would
Speaker 15: have been Asian would have been going at Oh my god,
Speaker 15: I love Asia.
Speaker 2: I love her now because you dumped, Yes, you dumped.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna ask you a question because see, I
Speaker 3: know a lot of men asked you this, because you
Speaker 3: know men love to ask dumb ass questions.
Speaker 2: But I know a lot of men have.
Speaker 3: Asked you, like, hey, should we lower the rim so
Speaker 3: y'all can dunk more and it could be more excited.
Speaker 1: What's your answer to that?
Speaker 15: Shut the Oh no, my answer is no. I think
Speaker 15: that game is amazing. If anybody has watched the w NBA,
Speaker 15: you already know these ladies are playing at such a
Speaker 15: high level. It's like blurred lines with the men and
Speaker 15: the women. Yes, the dunk is amazing. Yes, more women
Speaker 15: have dunked, But I wouldn't change anything about our game.
Speaker 15: The product is phenomenal. Even college women's basketball is phenomenal.
Speaker 15: Can't wait for Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark to get
Speaker 15: to the w They like, it's just amazing. We're doing
Speaker 15: a great job.
Speaker 3: So when we look at the camera right now and
Speaker 3: look at all those people, one or two, I don't
Speaker 3: know which one we look at this one right here,
Speaker 3: this one right here, all the people that doubted that
Speaker 3: the w NBA was gonna make it.
Speaker 15: Whatever, we're at the bank though, we're casting Chad.
Speaker 2: That's right now. What I heard about Neil deals, I
Speaker 2: think they call it NI L is n I L Y. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so they get those.
Speaker 1: In college, which child we were. I was so broken.
Speaker 3: College, like like what like, what is the advantage of that?
Speaker 2: Because you know they make more.
Speaker 1: Money in being in the WNBA.
Speaker 15: I do know that, which so here's the deal. Yeah,
Speaker 15: in college, I have five dollars. I used to get
Speaker 15: a burrito, got the burrito truck, and you you have
Speaker 15: a brito because you could eat half before a practice
Speaker 15: and then half after the practice.
Speaker 6: Nil.
Speaker 15: These women and men are getting paid so much money
Speaker 15: for their deals. The same thing else, whether it's cosmetics outfits.
Speaker 15: They're getting their Nike and other shoe deals early on
Speaker 15: when you're in college. So imagine that I had to wait.
Speaker 15: I signed my first Nike deal my first day after
Speaker 15: my last game, so I had to be completely finished
Speaker 15: from being eligible in college before I could go pro.
Speaker 15: Now you do realize that only applies and usually sports
Speaker 15: that are dominated by African American So that happens to
Speaker 15: the football players and the basketball players. But there are
Speaker 15: other sports that that is not apply. You can you
Speaker 15: can get endorsement deals in other sports, tennis, soccer, you know,
Speaker 15: other sports. So it's interesting that this nil really opens
Speaker 15: the door for so many athletes and especially athletes from
Speaker 15: our communities that there's no trust fund happening. That they
Speaker 15: are the first millionaires ever and their family they.
Speaker 3: Give money to even be able to support the facility
Speaker 3: to send money back. It's like a lot of people
Speaker 3: are leaving a big family that like they probably was
Speaker 3: working and helping.
Speaker 15: Yes, yeah, man, let me just tell you. My mom
Speaker 15: drove an eighteen wheeler truck. My mom would give me
Speaker 15: two hundred dollars if she could. Two hundred dollars is
Speaker 15: a lot of money. Yeah, she'd give me two hundred dollars,
Speaker 15: and if she could do it every month or every
Speaker 15: other month. And I would have to manage while usc
Speaker 15: with all these kids who come from a background of money,
Speaker 15: and I'm trying to manage this two hundred dollars just
Speaker 15: to like make it. Hence the five dollar burritos, so
Speaker 15: you know you're eating is not as healthy as it
Speaker 15: could because you don't have enough money to necessarily eat healthy.
Speaker 15: So I think the nil deal is opening doors for
Speaker 15: so many kids. And the key to that is going
Speaker 15: to be money management because a lot of times we
Speaker 15: ignore those conversations because we didn't have money. So if
Speaker 15: you don't have money, how do you know how to
Speaker 15: take care of money? How to invest money? And hence
Speaker 15: that's how I got into real estate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I'm like, yeah, how come we need
Speaker 3: a class on teaching kids how to check books and
Speaker 3: bank accounts and interest rates.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's my biggest advice. I became a real estate
Speaker 15: professional with my husband. We have the Lockwood Group, which
Speaker 15: is our real estate company. We're in the luxury space
Speaker 15: with Keller Williams. But why It's because it's important to
Speaker 15: invest your money and you get the return on your money.
Speaker 15: And a lot of times kids, especially when you're a
Speaker 15: first generation, you're thinking house, cars, chains, necklace stuff, right,
Speaker 15: because that's when we see that, you think people with money,
Speaker 15: But in fact, it's about that education of how can
Speaker 15: you make this money? Make money for you? You will
Speaker 15: not be able to play forever, right, and.
Speaker 2: You got to take care of your kids and you
Speaker 2: get old.
Speaker 15: But people when you know when you're nineteen or twenty,
Speaker 15: you can't Forty is old to a nineteen year old.
Speaker 1: And you're like, turn forty and not be able to
Speaker 1: play right sport.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yes, and that money could have just created compound
Speaker 15: interest for you. It's a way to make a living
Speaker 15: for not only your family, but the family that you
Speaker 15: might have in the future. And so that's always our
Speaker 15: message when we're trying to get our real estate company
Speaker 15: out there. We deal with a lot of celebrities and
Speaker 15: athletes and helping them to invest that money so that
Speaker 15: they'll have it to return and share with their family.
Speaker 15: So let me know when you're ready to buy some.
Speaker 2: Both I am.
Speaker 3: I want to ask you, and this is probably something
Speaker 3: just off the cuff for me, is what would you
Speaker 3: tell black girls like us that's tall and awkward and
Speaker 3: don't know how to really express how they feel or
Speaker 3: just kind of scared and walk hunched over because they're
Speaker 3: ashamed or their height or what they look like.
Speaker 1: What would you say to them?
Speaker 15: My first thing is about having faith. I was a
Speaker 15: child that had so much faith in God and I
Speaker 15: was praying, like Lord, let them see me as beautiful
Speaker 15: like you know you want to be a pilling, but
Speaker 15: it's hard when you just don't. I mean, we didn't
Speaker 15: have all this stuff all hooked up. You're just a
Speaker 15: regular kid looking out there in the world. And I
Speaker 15: feel sorry sometimes for these kids because they have social
Speaker 15: media being exposed to even more beautiful, perfect looking people
Speaker 15: with all these filters and all these things. Could I
Speaker 15: would be so discouraged. I think if I was a
Speaker 15: young kid now, but I would just say to learn
Speaker 15: to love yourself and then just be patient. Write down
Speaker 15: your goals. That was the biggest thing for me. My
Speaker 15: short term goals were goals I wanted to achieve within
Speaker 15: one year. And then my long term goals were goals
Speaker 15: I wanted to achieve within five years. And those goals
Speaker 15: kept me focused. I put them on my mirror in
Speaker 15: the bathroom. I put them on a refrigerator because you know,
Speaker 15: our girls got to eat and I would go. But
Speaker 15: when I see these goals, my sacrifice was go to
Speaker 15: the gym and put up the two hundred shots five
Speaker 15: hundred shots as opposed to going to the mall hanging
Speaker 15: out with my homegirls.
Speaker 2: That's real talk, though, that's real talking.
Speaker 15: Sacrifice.
Speaker 1: Comfortable.
Speaker 3: You got to be uncomfortable, to be successful sometimes for
Speaker 3: a little while, you know, you got to work it.
Speaker 15: One of the things Kobe and I would always talk
Speaker 15: about the great Kobe I left them so much that
Speaker 15: it's just everybody's not willing to make the sacrifice.
Speaker 1: No, no, and they don't understand.
Speaker 3: They want they want the now, but they don't want
Speaker 3: the how.
Speaker 15: It's hard work. I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's hard to work.
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Speaker 2: Please come to my house. I'm gonna go there. Don't
Speaker 2: give it up.
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