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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four

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Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the

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Speaker 1: subject is her pillow talking made me homeless. Her pillow

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Speaker 1: talking made me homeless. We'll get into that. It's not

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Speaker 1: what you think. It's a crazy one, you know that though.

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Speaker 1: That's coming up in a few because right now it

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Speaker 1: is time for the nephew. And today's prank phone call

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Speaker 1: what you got for his.

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Speaker 2: Neph you know, of course, yesterday's prank was Valentine's Valentine's

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Speaker 2: gift called that's what that was.

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Speaker 3: This is just Valentine's prank right here.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, And this is where I call a man

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Speaker 2: and ask him what he's getting his wife, because I

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Speaker 2: don't want us to get the same thing, you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying for his I don't want us to

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Speaker 2: buy the same thing for his wife.

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Speaker 3: You know, ain't no sense of her getting the same

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Speaker 3: thing twice. You know, you got to you gotta heads up.

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Speaker 2: You want to what you're getting, you know, I don't

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Speaker 2: want you know, I get big to her secret.

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Speaker 3: You get that too. I don't want us to do

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Speaker 3: the same thing, so great mind them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, different gifts, you know, And I want to get

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Speaker 2: the same gift.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so that's what it is. Let's go care

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Speaker 3: don take a listen.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to reach Travis. Yeah it's Travis. Hey, Travis.

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Speaker 4: Check this out. Man, this Kendrick Dob I'm trying to ask.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to reach out to you. Man. Hey, man,

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Speaker 4: do you know what you're getting? Uh getting your girl

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Speaker 4: Diane for uh for Valentine. I want to make sure

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Speaker 4: we don't get the same thing. Who is this? This?

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Speaker 4: This this Kendrick. You want to make sure that we

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Speaker 4: don't get the same thing for my girl? Who you

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Speaker 4: know my girl? Uh? No, I work with I work

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Speaker 4: with Diane. Man. I'm getting all the ladies something here

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Speaker 4: nothing for my girl. Talking about what I'm not now,

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Speaker 4: Hold up down, hold up, listen to me, man, I'm

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Speaker 4: trying to I'm trying to get something for all the

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Speaker 4: my lady. You can get something for everybody else. I

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Speaker 4: don't know about what you're talking. You're talking about what

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Speaker 4: to tell your mammis against my name? Kendrick. Well, my guy,

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Speaker 4: I ain't never mentioned no, Kendrick. Hold on, let me

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Speaker 4: old no doubts you you you you you rode. I'm

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Speaker 4: just trying to get all the little lady something. Man,

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Speaker 4: just a little hey, hey, hold on, doubt, hold on,

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Speaker 4: You ain't got to get for my lady. You understand me. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 4: why why are you coming at me sideways? Man? Like

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Speaker 4: I say, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to

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Speaker 4: worked with him. Man, Just show H'm a little love

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Speaker 4: and I want to make sure I wasn't getting the

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Speaker 4: same thing that you might be getting them for hours

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Speaker 4: a dot you're doing all the time. Now, I'm telling you,

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you no, man, no with my girl. You

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Speaker 4: got nothing to do with her? All right, let me

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Speaker 4: call hard Who the hell? What'd you say? Your name

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Speaker 4: wasn't my main kids? You're simple got to leave my girl.

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Speaker 4: I know that's the show. Hey, hey, hey, you ain't

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Speaker 4: gotta come in me like this, hire man. You wanna

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Speaker 4: My guy, you're stupid trying to do Huh. I'm just

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Speaker 4: won't give my another man. How do you get my

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Speaker 4: number anyway? Now? I got your number from you? From

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Speaker 4: Uh it's another dude told me he at your number.

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Speaker 4: He the one gave me your number. Man, What's what's

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Speaker 4: the big deal, Dow, I'm just trying to give us

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Speaker 4: something for Barentie. Maybe it ain't nothing serious. Now what

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Speaker 4: Cuba can you work at? How long you been working anyway?

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Speaker 4: I've been here by three months and now it's about

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Speaker 4: you say the name worth giving? Hey? Dog, my name

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Speaker 4: Kendrick Man. But do why? Why the hell you work on? So?

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Speaker 4: Why are you being hostile? Youre being hostile? You ain't

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Speaker 4: Your simple? What what do you work on? Doc? I

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Speaker 4: I I don't even understand the hostility. Man, how do

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Speaker 4: you know my wife? I just know? How about working

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Speaker 4: with a dog? That's it? So what makes you think

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Speaker 4: you're supposed to be buying a Valentine's gift? Hey, let

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Speaker 4: me you know what, men, I don't even want the argus.

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Speaker 4: Let me ask you to a man, do you think

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Speaker 4: I'm on my way right now. But what once for

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Speaker 4: all of them down? What's the deal? Man? Do you know?

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Speaker 4: Don't be playing with my family like that. You understand

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Speaker 4: what we've been going through? Dogs, I'm about to man

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Speaker 4: what you say? You are on the fourth floor? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But now what what you are houstyle for? Man? I'm

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Speaker 4: just what? What? What? What you? Because you're in nog

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Speaker 4: I'm on I'm on the fourth floor, day on the

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Speaker 4: third doll I'm you know my cubook right when you

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Speaker 4: get out there elevator. But why is you tripping though, dog?

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Speaker 4: You talking about right now? Dogs? You ain't nobody buying

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Speaker 4: my note. My wife knows to your secrets. Hey, you

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Speaker 4: you married? No? No, I got a little you know,

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Speaker 4: living a good dog something doubt you believe my wife

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Speaker 4: How many people get in call with this anyway? Now

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Speaker 4: you're the third person I called. I'm the first person

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Speaker 4: you called. I'm glad you did call me. You're stupid.

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Speaker 4: You about to get your whooped out, don't be. You

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Speaker 4: That is that you down on your team. You feel me?

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Speaker 4: You know I'm talking about to leave mine out of this.

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Speaker 4: Hey hey, hey, hey, hold up, man, don't know the

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Speaker 4: first of all. And you know what, man, you finna

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Speaker 4: quit talking crazy to me. That's what you finish. You

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Speaker 4: all I'm saying. Hey, all I'm saying is you ain't

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Speaker 4: I'm saying what you wanna tell me? Talking about you

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Speaker 4: about to buy a gift for my my wife. You

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Speaker 4: leave me and Dan out of your little book. Dogar

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Speaker 4: you about to get your boo? Doug called me with

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Speaker 4: my name kendricks Man. How I'm saying is I was

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Speaker 4: trying to be nice to the ladies in the office. Dog.

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Speaker 4: That's why I ain't nice. You don't need your nicess

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Speaker 4: you just want them more route a court trying to

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Speaker 4: get with my gadd as know already know the game

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Speaker 4: down another game you feel, Diane, you can leave for

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Speaker 4: out it is I'm telling you you about to get

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Speaker 4: Come a matter of fact, don't buy out the deal.

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Speaker 4: You buy our gift and you see what happened. Oh

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Speaker 4: so so so now okay, hold Dag, either I could

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Speaker 4: whatever you think she will. Whatever you think she will,

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Speaker 4: you buy that. Okay, So you cool with me getting something? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm cool with you getting something. It's you cool with

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Speaker 4: me getting a panty and bro set man? You cool

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Speaker 4: with getting your what? Now? Now you're back to being

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Speaker 4: Why are you tripping? I don't know how you got

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Speaker 4: my numbers? But I tell you the truth. Man, you

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Speaker 4: better you better leave my wife alone. Dog, don't don't

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Speaker 4: even look at me, Diane, you feel me. Don't even

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Speaker 4: Let me let me tell you this. Can I tell

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Speaker 4: you something to you? Man? What? But I just want

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Speaker 4: to tell you this. Man, this is nephew. Tell me

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Speaker 4: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife died, head,

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Speaker 4: your wife die hed got me the plank phone? Call

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Speaker 4: you man? What hey, dog nog This nephew Tomy man

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Speaker 4: for the Steve Roby Morny Show. Your wife. Oh oh,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna get up, nephew Tommy. Man,

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Speaker 4: somebody was about to get whoop up there on the fourth, Folow,

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about with the tube, the white out, the

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Speaker 4: elevator today. You a fool man. I'm gonna get her.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get her. Somebody gonna you up, Tommy Man

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Speaker 4: for real? Man? Hold is that to tell you? Man?

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Speaker 4: You had me over here about the I ain't gonna

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Speaker 4: say you. I ain't gonna say you, say you all

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Speaker 4: you no, hey, hey hey. One more thing, though, what's

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Speaker 4: the maddest radio show in the last man that Steve

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Speaker 4: Harvey Morny show Man. God enough for you?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I believe you can get even more stupid but that.

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Speaker 4: And.

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Speaker 3: I'll be back tomorrow to prove that to you. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I can do that right up here, though.

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Speaker 2: I can do that. Comedy's on. Comedy's on Greensboro, North Carolina.

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Speaker 2: I'm there Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Saturday is already sold out.

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Speaker 2: You got Friday and Sunday to pull from. The Nephew

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Speaker 2: is coming to town, laying in the cut after that,

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Speaker 2: Chylie Good Nights Comedy Club, Rileigh, North Carolina, March first, second, third,

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Speaker 2: The Nephew is coming to town. Stupid is on the way,

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Speaker 2: laying in the cut. Richmond, Virginia. I'm coming fifteen, sixteenth

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Speaker 2: of March, and then my boy, oh, Montgomery, Alabama.

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Speaker 3: I will be there March the thirty. My boy, Paul,

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Speaker 3: we're doing that dog on Go.

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Speaker 2: That's me, that's JJ, that's Earthquake and Celebrity the comedian

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Speaker 2: acting the fool in Montgomery, Alabama.

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Speaker 3: What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Call?

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Speaker 1: You gotta fold this your Montgomery You ready?

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Speaker 3: Oh you gotta have it black hat and foldage hail

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Speaker 3: when you rode through my.

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Speaker 1: Gup and shut out to earth Twake two entertainment coming

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Speaker 1: up next, Strawberry Letter. The subject is Herd Pillow talking

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Speaker 1: made me homeless. We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show