WEBVTT - Cool Dad Helps Your Kid Play Hookie

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis duran the Elvis Durand's phones tab,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your phone have all about?

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<v Speaker 2>Scary?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Hector wants the phone to have his wife, Christina.

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<v Speaker 3>Christina's been all wound up recently because their son has

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<v Speaker 3>been picking up really bad habits from this kid, Ricky

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<v Speaker 3>at school. And that's probably because Ricky gets it from

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<v Speaker 3>his dad, who pretty much acts like one of the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>So I thought I pretend to be Ricky's dad. Hector's

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<v Speaker 3>going to start to call the Christina and then I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to jump in.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, We'll see what happens. Today's phone tap. Let's listen

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<v Speaker 2>to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hey, listen, I just got a call from from

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<v Speaker 4>the school. They just let me know that Greg got

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<v Speaker 4>signed out. Watch Yeah, I don't know by you No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>you know Rick's dad his friends wrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow out of school. If the school is over in

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<v Speaker 1>four dys.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you want me to do? The school signed

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<v Speaker 4>them there, go.

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<v Speaker 1>To school and find out what's going on. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a part of this.

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<v Speaker 4>O there, kids, I'm working.

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<v Speaker 1>I am working. You know. I don't him. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to hang out with him. She hadn't smoking cigarettes

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<v Speaker 1>last time. He was over there. Did you call Greg's phone?

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<v Speaker 4>I tried calling him. His phone's off, I said him

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<v Speaker 4>texts on reply I got, I got his phone number.

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<v Speaker 4>I can get him on the horn right now, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna try call him. Okay, we're sad, Dave, I got

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<v Speaker 4>his number from that one thing right, relaxed, Jesus hold

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<v Speaker 4>on Fostard.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello David, Yeah, what are you doing with Ricky? What

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<v Speaker 1>is just right? Our son out of school without asking permission?

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<v Speaker 1>Christina and Greg's mother angry much? Do you think you

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<v Speaker 1>are sorting my kid out of school with that actualition?

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<v Speaker 2>Smmate, school's done day days?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you six? Where is your aren't you an adults?

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<v Speaker 1>Lot of handle stuff? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I do, but the struggle is real, Christina.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not for you to sign other kids out of.

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<v Speaker 2>School, FML, parent or guardian. I'm a guardian.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I am going to punch in your face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you should be excited because I'm not charging your

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<v Speaker 3>babysitting fees and you're so and I'm paid for his

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<v Speaker 3>admission into six Flags. Okay, so I'm not even gonna

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<v Speaker 3>charge you for that.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are six Flags? Yeah, you take my son

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<v Speaker 1>ninety miles down the highway.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you I wanted to play in the street. They're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get home?

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<v Speaker 1>My god? Should I call the police? Are you all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? That escalated quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>You sound like you're drunk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, slow your role, Okay, slow my role.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care what you paid for. I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>where you are. You bring his ask back here right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do that. They're waiting online for King Dakar

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<v Speaker 2>right now, Hector, how do you feel.

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<v Speaker 1>About this thing to do with this house?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking to you. Sorry, by Felicia, my name

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<v Speaker 2>is Christina. Yeah, okay, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Did pay for him. I mean it's not that big

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<v Speaker 4>of a deal. Really thrilling, real bonding.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he didn't even go to school today.

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<v Speaker 2>Having an epic time.

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<v Speaker 1>Epic time?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Six years old?

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<v Speaker 2>Zero? Given there?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Chris, okay, yeah, I'm calling the police.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you can call the police because this is happening

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you talk like you're a teenage kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm a cool dad. Oh your cool dad, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the cool dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there you are.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're watching out of Aaron handcuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen the way you're talking. You sound white girl wasted.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, this is exactly while you're by yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you're hanging out on Friday night, falling sleep at

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<v Speaker 3>eight o'clock on the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting turned up.

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<v Speaker 1>You are on drugs. I'm telling you, honey, he's just.

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<v Speaker 4>Trying to have a good time. We don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>get personal stuff here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, pretty soon you'll be shot a clock. You guys in.

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<v Speaker 1>Dave, I know your whole story, Okay, Adrian and all

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<v Speaker 1>of our friends, we all know all about your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how she just walked out.

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<v Speaker 3>On you because whatever she was ratchet from the very beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want Greg hanging out with Ricky anyway. You

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<v Speaker 1>are terrible influence. You're like a terrible father.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just jealous because you're a basic bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Prector. Are you actually laughing at this calling your wife

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<v Speaker 1>a bitch? Really? Right, you are, you're laughing. You're having

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<v Speaker 1>a good times.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's enormous roller coaster.

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<v Speaker 1>Right's gonna got some che ros.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to go on Batman that rides on fleet

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<v Speaker 2>cut him on the phone. Let's take a selfie three

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<v Speaker 2>of us? Yeah, you guys posted to snapchat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Hey, are you hearing what I'm saying. I'm calling the.

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<v Speaker 2>Cops right now, face palm.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are all on something. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is, but I'm not playing the games.

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<v Speaker 2>We're on. I know we're on We're all on something.

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<v Speaker 2>You know we're on the We're on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>On the radio. Yeah, right, okay, anything to make an

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<v Speaker 1>excuse Christina?

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<v Speaker 2>What that awkward moment when you've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 1>What this is?

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones? Elvis Ran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Got you wait, Greg's not at Great Adventures.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's in school.

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<v Speaker 1>I got your so I can't even Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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