WEBVTT - Ron gets a Hobby

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<v Speaker 1>Wrong b and sing. Welcome to another exciting episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the Run Burgundy Podcast with me as always is my

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<v Speaker 1>co host, Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak. Great to

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<v Speaker 1>be here with you, as always, Casey, it's Carolina, not

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<v Speaker 1>a d a Casey Novak. I think that's a fictional

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<v Speaker 1>character from Law and Order Special Victims Unit. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>You're right. I'm sorry about the picks up. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure how I made that mistake. I actually know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly how you made that mistake, and it's because you've

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<v Speaker 1>been falling asleep to old s VU reruns again. I

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<v Speaker 1>know your schedule. Yes, okay, fine, you got me. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a slip of the tongue, Carolina. I like s you.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep it on in the background while I build

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<v Speaker 1>my shipwrecks in bottles. You mean ships and bottles. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I put a ship in a bottle and then I

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<v Speaker 1>smashed it against the wall. Oh. Um, So this is

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<v Speaker 1>actually one of the things we'll be talking about today. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>This episode is centered on hobbies. We're going to explore

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<v Speaker 1>different kinds of hobbies. Will share some of ours, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll hear about the hobbies of some of our listeners. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, our listeners. Hobbies like, for instance, talking to

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful woman online until eventually realizing you've been catfished.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not really a hobby. Why why did you say that?

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<v Speaker 1>Did that happen to you? Um? Ron? No? Um? Sorry, Ron,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's terrible. You know what, I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>this off my chest. It will make me feel better,

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<v Speaker 1>it might warn others out there, and it will also

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<v Speaker 1>explain why I goofed up and introduced you as Manhattan

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<v Speaker 1>Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak. Yeah, what happened there? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what happened. I was talking to a woman online

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<v Speaker 1>who I thought was actress Diane Neil, who I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you all know played the role of A d A.

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<v Speaker 1>Casey Novak on Law and Order s VU from two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand three to two thousand eight. Wow, this is very formal.

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<v Speaker 1>She returned for a few episodes in the two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>eleven two thousand twelve season, but that's not really important. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we can just move on. She also appeared in a

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<v Speaker 1>season three episode as a murderer named Amelia Chase before

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<v Speaker 1>joining the main cast as an A d A. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's really beside the point and we can't get into it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need a breakdown of all of this. I,

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<v Speaker 1>like so many of you out there, watch all of

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<v Speaker 1>the law and Order shows and was excited to be

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<v Speaker 1>chatting online with the actress who played Casey Novak. Turns

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<v Speaker 1>out it wasn't her. That's generally what happened. It was

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<v Speaker 1>it was a catfish situation and terribly embarrassing. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>send her any money? Like, how did you find out

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<v Speaker 1>that she was a cat ish? No, it didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to that. And this is where I need to thank

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<v Speaker 1>the folks at I Heart Radio. I had them run

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<v Speaker 1>the I P address of everyone who listens to this podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>and then with the help of law enforcement, I subpoena

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<v Speaker 1>the records attached to every IP address and matched it

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<v Speaker 1>with a name. That's insane. There are so many people

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this show, yes, hundreds of thousands, maybe a

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<v Speaker 1>million or so. But I caught the catfish. So let

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<v Speaker 1>me just say this, Jim Carlson, you are not actress

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<v Speaker 1>Diane Neil. He knows that you are nothing but a

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen year old punk from Scottsdale, Arizona. And how dare

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<v Speaker 1>you take advantage of my heart the way you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Shame on you, young man. So that's one of your

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<v Speaker 1>hobbies or something that happened to you getting catfished? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. I'm so sorry that happened, Ron. And and

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<v Speaker 1>who knows, maybe the real Diane Neil will hear this

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<v Speaker 1>if she's one of our listeners that you have I

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<v Speaker 1>p information on. No. I checked. Diane Neil doesn't listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the show ever, But in going through the names

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<v Speaker 1>of all the people who do, you'd be surprised who

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<v Speaker 1>does tune in? Okay, anyone interesting? I was genuinely surprised

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<v Speaker 1>at some of these names. Let's see here, Tom Selleck listens.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty cool. Oh, and one of the Menendez brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>The Menendez brothers are the two brothers? Okay, okay, Ron,

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if there's any data privacy issues with us

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<v Speaker 1>having the names of all the people who listen to

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. It just feels weird. Okay, Carolina, here we

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<v Speaker 1>go with the conspiracy theories. Who are you? Detective John

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<v Speaker 1>Munch from Law and Order s VU and also homicide

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<v Speaker 1>Life on the Streets. I'm talking, of course about the

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<v Speaker 1>legendary Richard Belzer who listened to a few episodes but

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<v Speaker 1>didn't finish the season. That's okay, Dick Belzer. We're here

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<v Speaker 1>when you want to return, Our arms are wide open.

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<v Speaker 1>My dear friend, come back to Papa. Look, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>you were catfished, but going through everyone's IP addresses is

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<v Speaker 1>really extreme. I don't want to know all of this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. If you're listening right now, yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>have some personal info on you, but it's honestly all good.

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<v Speaker 1>Unlike the Jim Carlson's out there, I won't trick you

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<v Speaker 1>into sending tacky photos. Now let's get to our topic today.

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<v Speaker 1>Tacky photos? All right, Yes, again, today's episode is about hobbies.

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<v Speaker 1>We were curious about hobbies. Yes, hobbies, not hobos, which

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<v Speaker 1>when we went through the show notes at first I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was gonna be about hoboes. But it's hobbies.

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<v Speaker 1>We were curious about what some of our listeners do

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<v Speaker 1>for fun and to relax. Obviously, we all had a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of downtime last year, and people probably picked up

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<v Speaker 1>some interesting hobbies or now that things are changing, they're

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to trying some hobbies they didn't have access

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<v Speaker 1>to before. Yes, and as I previously explained. Yes, earlier

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<v Speaker 1>this year, I accidently stormed the Capital. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>put a capital a at accidental. Accidentally. I'll remind you

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<v Speaker 1>that I was only in d C. To have a

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<v Speaker 1>lively debate with the statue of Lincoln. But in any case, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I was there, and I was sucked into an ugly

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<v Speaker 1>mob full of bigots and racists. I saw a crowd

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<v Speaker 1>and proceeded to experience what my defense attorney calls heard mentality.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was very similar to the time I

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<v Speaker 1>got stuck at a jam Quois concert because I saw

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<v Speaker 1>Mayhem and I jumped right in the center of the

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<v Speaker 1>storm without knowing why. But as I took a look

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<v Speaker 1>around that January afternoon, at these grimlins and Viking costumes,

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<v Speaker 1>waving traitorous flags and wearing some of the most poorly

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<v Speaker 1>groomed mustaches I've ever seen, I thought, we are not

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<v Speaker 1>alike these fools, and I my next thought came just

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<v Speaker 1>as suddenly when I realized, these people need some serious hobbies,

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<v Speaker 1>and here we are today. I think we should be

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<v Speaker 1>really clear about what makes a hobby, because, as people know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a man of many talents. Broadcast journalism, commercial and

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<v Speaker 1>voice over acting professional jazz musician. Yeah, I mean i'd

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<v Speaker 1>say semi professional. Come on, Carolina, give credit where credit

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<v Speaker 1>is due. Well, music is more of a hobby for

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<v Speaker 1>you than it is your actual job. Excuse me. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you been asked to sit in with many great musicians,

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy Guy, Yanni, a lot of the dudes from Total Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>But were you paid for your work as a musician.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really not polite to ask people about money, Carolina. However, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I was paid quite well. In fact, recently when

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<v Speaker 1>I was called in to play flute on a record

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<v Speaker 1>with Nick Jonas. Really, why would Nick Jonas call you

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<v Speaker 1>to play flute? Is he doing that because I am

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<v Speaker 1>good and a total pro? Those might be two of

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<v Speaker 1>the reasons. As soon as we both got the v

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<v Speaker 1>I P vaccine. We've talked about this before, I was

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<v Speaker 1>asked over to Nick's house beautiful home by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>Prianka is lovely. Anyway, I played my flute and then

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<v Speaker 1>put it in his computer and did something with it,

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<v Speaker 1>turned it into a beat or some kind of sample.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a song about being sad and hot, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it has a title yet, but I will

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<v Speaker 1>be credited as playing on the next Nick Jonas record. Wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I was I was wrong, Make no mistake. Music is

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<v Speaker 1>not a hobby for me. Well, playing backup flute for

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<v Speaker 1>Nick Jonas is a hobby and one of my mini professions. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea you were that close with Nick Jonas. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>now you do. And I'll let you know when the

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<v Speaker 1>track drops. By the way, that's what a professional musician says.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you know when my track drops. But look,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not here to talk about my multifaceted career. We're

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<v Speaker 1>here to talk about hobbies. Right back on track. Hobbies

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the hobbies I've taken up in the

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<v Speaker 1>last year. And you can thank Law and Order reruns

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<v Speaker 1>for this. I have been a hobbyist, detective and sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>medical examiner. I don't think anyone is going to thank

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<v Speaker 1>Law and Order reruns for that. Those aren't things you

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<v Speaker 1>can do as hobbies. Is this? It's very real, Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you this. Do you have any hobbies? Yes? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Last year, while not storming the Capital, I took up knitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, knitting. I never once held a pair of

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<v Speaker 1>knitting needles in my life. Actually, and next thing, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I made a beautiful blanket for my couch, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I bought a small sewing machine, and now I'm designing

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<v Speaker 1>my own dresses. Good for you, Carolina, I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds really on brand, don't. Well. See now we're talking hobbies.

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<v Speaker 1>You've taken up knitting and sewing, and I've been practicing

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<v Speaker 1>being a detective and medical examiner using cadavers at a

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<v Speaker 1>morgue after hours that a buddy of mine works out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a buddy of yours is letting you into the morgue.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you this isn't legal? This is there's no way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really fascinating stuff. My hobby of being an amateur

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<v Speaker 1>m E. That's short for medical examiner is pretty cool,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a vibrant online community to engage with. There's

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<v Speaker 1>an online community for amateur medical examiner running. You're you're

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<v Speaker 1>sure you're not breaking any laws with these hobbies of yours.

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<v Speaker 1>You're calling them Okay, that's insulting because everything is by

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<v Speaker 1>the book. I would never break the law, Carolina. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good to know, unless I was really mad about something,

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<v Speaker 1>or there was a jewel heist I could be involved with.

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<v Speaker 1>In a hands off way. But that's just guy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Every man fantasizes about being a jewel thief. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>more like dreaming of being an astronaut. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>am goofing around firefighter. Yes. The one thing that is

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<v Speaker 1>no joke, and this is this is wild Carolina. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any idea how easy it is to make

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<v Speaker 1>crystal myth? Sorry, this is a hobby for some people

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<v Speaker 1>and they learn online. Instructions are right there. I found

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<v Speaker 1>it on an internet website. Run please tell me you're

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<v Speaker 1>not making crystal methods? Of course not, of course not.

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<v Speaker 1>That's illegal, immoral and dangerous. Okay, that's good. Plus, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what a butter fingers I am. Yeah, i'd probably

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<v Speaker 1>blow my house up. No, not for me though. On

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<v Speaker 1>the same website I found the crystal meth recipe. I

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<v Speaker 1>did find a way to make your own fireworks, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. That's just cool and fun. And also I've

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<v Speaker 1>been throwing a lot of gender reveal parties in the

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<v Speaker 1>backyard as well. You mean those weird explosive devices that

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<v Speaker 1>shoot out pink or blue. Yes, it's really led to

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of forest fires in California. It's also led

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<v Speaker 1>to a lot of smiles. I'm sorry. What website taught

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<v Speaker 1>you how to make explosives and make crystal meth? Ask jeeves? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we talk more about how I've taken up

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<v Speaker 1>knitting as a hobby. I've been making fireworks, Carolina, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you, And they are spectacular. I have some

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<v Speaker 1>private property that's isolated and safe, and I just drive

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<v Speaker 1>out there and take a bunch of random chemicals and wammo,

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<v Speaker 1>my own private fire works display. Where is this property

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<v Speaker 1>is like a farm somewhere. It's in Culver City, nice

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<v Speaker 1>part of Los Angeles. But I have a big backyard

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<v Speaker 1>that's like right in the middle of the city. There's

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<v Speaker 1>houses and schools nearby. I thought you were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>driving out into the desert or something. No. What No,

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<v Speaker 1>the air is too dry out there, and it gets

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<v Speaker 1>really hot. It's already hot enough lighting off the fireworks. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten a couple of noise complaints. But that's city

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<v Speaker 1>living for you. It's not called Culver Country, it's Culver City. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about some safer hobbies. I think. Listen, if

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<v Speaker 1>a man can't take a bunch of old TV sets

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<v Speaker 1>and blow them up in his own backyard. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>point of living in America? Okay, how about I share

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<v Speaker 1>another one of my hobbies. I'm a little nervous. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>Please promise not to laugh at me. What would I

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<v Speaker 1>laugh at one of your hobbies? As long as you're

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<v Speaker 1>being true to yourself, you should do what makes you happy. Carolina. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just promise you won't laugh. You have my word. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually kind of sweet. Um. This year, I taught

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<v Speaker 1>myself how to play the ukulele. I asked you, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I I asked you nicely not to laugh. I'm sorry, Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Please tell me you weren't thinking of uploading videos of

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<v Speaker 1>you singing cover songs on your ukulele to YouTube. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that idea has never even crossed my mind. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna check on my No, don't do that laptop here. No,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just move on and yep, there they are. Wow, Carolina,

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<v Speaker 1>you got quite the active YouTube channel of you playing

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<v Speaker 1>ukulele videos. Okay, I get it. Whoa wait, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got fourteen views on this one. Impressive. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a professional musician like you. It's okay, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually been dabbling with YouTube myself. Oh you have.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the other hobbies is that I've become a

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<v Speaker 1>beauty vlogger. Um coming in, I'm a beauty veloguer. But

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<v Speaker 1>damn fine one too. I've got my own makeup palette

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<v Speaker 1>coming out soon. It's called Run on the Beach Roun

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<v Speaker 1>on the Beach. Yes, it's a sandy palette that has

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<v Speaker 1>a fresh for the beach look. And the best part

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<v Speaker 1>about it is we keep the cost down by creating

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<v Speaker 1>the makeup out of sand that we scooped right off

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<v Speaker 1>the beach and add food diets, sustainable skincare So grinding

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<v Speaker 1>up sand and selling it as makeup that sounds uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Does makeup need to be f d A approved. Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>And I just want to give a shout out to

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<v Speaker 1>Brick Tamlin, who recently snagged a senior position of the

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<v Speaker 1>f d A. Thanks Brick. Okay, let's ignore that before

0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:48.600
<v Speaker 1>you get yourself into another criminal investigation, you know, Carolina.

0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:52.960
<v Speaker 1>In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered

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<v Speaker 1>especially heinous in New York City. The dedicated detectives who

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<v Speaker 1>investigate these vicious falonies are known as a special Victim.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. These are their stories I know, Ron, stop

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<v Speaker 1>watching old Lawn Order episodes. They're like accepting you and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you were catfish, but wow, you didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>make the sound. Come on, you're going to recite that

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<v Speaker 1>speech and not give the listeners the satisfaction of making

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<v Speaker 1>the dune dune sound. Let's just cruel after everything the

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<v Speaker 1>world has been through. Okay, fine, dune done? No do

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<v Speaker 1>it like you mean it. Here, I'll show you how

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<v Speaker 1>a professional musician does it. Done done. So that's how

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<v Speaker 1>a pro does it. New hobby put it down, saying

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<v Speaker 1>dun dune is your hobby. Okay, Well, when we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got some letters from people who have written us

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<v Speaker 1>with their hobbies and that should be fun. Yes, sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like it could be fun, or to be fair, could

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<v Speaker 1>be horrific. Just a mess back after this with more

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<v Speaker 1>on your hobbies. Back here on the Ron Burgundy podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>And Carolina has told me she has some letters from

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners about their hobbies. Are they actual letters or

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<v Speaker 1>did people mostly just email? Oh? They're all emails. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>So people are so lazy these days. We ask for

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<v Speaker 1>letters and they dash off an impersonal email. No real letters.

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<v Speaker 1>Email is just so much easier yes, it is sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in your own mess and wearing khaki shorts as much easier.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think people are doing that easy. Isn't the point?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it feels good to wear a tiny

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<v Speaker 1>lipstick gun and the sock of my loafer? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think it's easy? Wait, you have a lipstick gun. I

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<v Speaker 1>do because it's classy and romantic and noir. But please

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<v Speaker 1>read the emails. Thanks for emailing, folks. I heard it

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<v Speaker 1>was really easy, all right. Our first email comes from

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<v Speaker 1>a J in New Mexico, and he said, during the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>he took up cooking. That's great. AJ. Before the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>he never had done anything but boiled water. But now

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<v Speaker 1>he's making his whole family gourmet dinners. He's also become

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<v Speaker 1>quite a baker and is responsible for quote dad's legendary

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon cookies. That's very sweet. Was that supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>a pun, like the cookies are sweet? No, that was unintentional.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I think it's sweet as an nice that

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<v Speaker 1>he's baking cookies for his family. Okay, because there was

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<v Speaker 1>an opening for a pun there, and you're telling me

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't go for it. Okay, you know what I

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<v Speaker 1>respect your choice. Thank you. I actually really enjoy cooking

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<v Speaker 1>as well. I take a steak, season it, let it

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<v Speaker 1>cook on the grill at ten thousand degrees, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even grab utensils. I just rip into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I even tie my hands behind my back. I

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<v Speaker 1>can down a charred piece of beef in less than

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<v Speaker 1>three seconds. You know all about those nerds who can

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<v Speaker 1>solve a Rubik's cube really fast? Yeah, I've actually been practiced.

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<v Speaker 1>I can down on a pound of meat faster than

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<v Speaker 1>they can solve that dumb cube. You know, you can

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<v Speaker 1>just peel the stickers off and it's back to the

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<v Speaker 1>right order in no time. You were just saying that

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<v Speaker 1>people are blazy for sending emails. Don't you think that

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<v Speaker 1>this is kind of cheating? I'm sorry, it's just different.

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<v Speaker 1>My example is just different. It's plainly different. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to be different. I wanted to be different,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know that it's different. Okay, Sorry? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>you seem very weirdly aggressive about well? I just hate

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<v Speaker 1>that bastard Rubic and this cube. The sticker peel method

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<v Speaker 1>is easier. I don't even want to talk about him anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>To all, he wants to do is play games and

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<v Speaker 1>humiliate people. Carolina, here's the show idea humiliate the Rubics

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<v Speaker 1>Cube company. Let's just read our next email. It comes

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<v Speaker 1>from Debora formally of South Pasadena. I love South Pasadena,

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful part of California. Oh well, now she just

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<v Speaker 1>lives in Pasadena, Pasadena, proper. Good for her and her

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<v Speaker 1>hobby has been the video game Animal Crossing. I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>of this. It's a video game where you're a person

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<v Speaker 1>and your neighbors are a bunch of talking animals. Got

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<v Speaker 1>got really big. Yeah, it's really fun, and you get

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<v Speaker 1>to design your own island and the animals are your friends.

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<v Speaker 1>And can these wild beasts attack you? No, that's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a game for kids. They just talked to you and

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<v Speaker 1>give you presents. At a situation back in the seventies

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<v Speaker 1>where I was living next to a wild boar, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll just say this, he didn't give me any

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<v Speaker 1>fun clothing or invite me to go fishing. He just

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<v Speaker 1>tore through my house one night. And the woman I

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<v Speaker 1>was entwined with, well, let's just say I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>a call back. Great, I guess Animal Crossings not for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I got my hands full with my hobbies being an

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<v Speaker 1>amateur detective medical examiner at my buddy Kenny's Morgue Backyard Fireworks,

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<v Speaker 1>which also is a side business of gender reveal parties

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<v Speaker 1>that I host opening my sand makeup line. I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>have a boar tear through my life again. There, there's

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<v Speaker 1>too much to lose this time, Caroline. Please write that

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<v Speaker 1>down as a possible tagline for a bore fighting movie

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<v Speaker 1>I could start in. Okay, you wanted to be There's

0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.520
<v Speaker 1>just too much to lose this time. Yes, but make

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<v Speaker 1>the two a number two because it'll be the sequel. Sorry, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>where were we? We got another email here from Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>who is from Maine, and she says her hobby for

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<v Speaker 1>the last thirty years has been writing letters to author

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen King and standing outside of his house. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>should have screened these emails better. This woman is clearly

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<v Speaker 1>started Wait a second, hold on here, She's willing to

0:20:37.960 --> 0:20:41.320
<v Speaker 1>write letters to Stephen King, but to us we only

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<v Speaker 1>get a lazy email. Okay, Well, that's besides the point.

0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:47.960
<v Speaker 1>This woman is clearly stalking Stephen King. She's between Jessica

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<v Speaker 1>and those horror shows in d C. Just make some

0:20:50.920 --> 0:20:54.760
<v Speaker 1>sand art. Come on, people, it's just more rewarding. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have finished the email portion. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to take a quick commercial break, and then we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>right back with more from Ron back here on the

0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Ron Burgunary podcast. And I thought, hey, why should people

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<v Speaker 1>have to go to ask jeeves? Nobody does anymore. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you how you can make your own explosives

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<v Speaker 1>right here on the podcast. Actually, we are not going

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<v Speaker 1>to do that because it could seriously harm someone. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it can't be any more harmful than you play in

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<v Speaker 1>the ukulele hat. It Carolina playing a ukulele. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>me laugh, Okay, I was just looking for a way

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<v Speaker 1>to pass the time. I'm sorry if my hobby is

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<v Speaker 1>too warm for you, but I think it's fun. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's nice. People don't want to see you play

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<v Speaker 1>the ukulele. I'll just be honest with you. They don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think what happened is during the pandemic, you bought

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<v Speaker 1>a ukulele and became I believe the medical term for

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<v Speaker 1>it is goofy brain. I'm going to keep up with

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<v Speaker 1>the hobbies that make me happy, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>do the same. That's our show. This week. If you

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<v Speaker 1>need me, I'll be in my backyard in Culver City

0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:15.560
<v Speaker 1>lighting up the sky for the Ron Burgundy podcast. This

0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:19.840
<v Speaker 1>is Ron Burgundy saying don done. That's the sound effect

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<v Speaker 1>from the show Law and Order SVU. I'm really sorry

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<v Speaker 1>you got cat fished by a fake Diane Meal. Ron,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, It's okay, and I want to thank you. Carolina.

0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:33.040
<v Speaker 1>We we make a great team, professional team that does

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<v Speaker 1>not socialize outside of this context. Isn't that wonderful? It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's comforting, Carolina. You and I are work associates and

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<v Speaker 1>nothing more. Yes,