Speaker 1: When are you going to get back to doing the
Speaker 1: fucking good shit.
Speaker 2: To welcome back? It's a barad new episode. This is
Speaker 2: laugh at Me a podcasts with Jeremy O Tom. I'm
Speaker 2: your host, Jay Oh, and this is the Friday Happy Hour.
Speaker 2: You did it, Johnny. You made it. At the end
Speaker 2: of the week, it is Friday. Time to crack open
Speaker 2: that first Friday beer. Let your hair down so that
Speaker 2: you can tie back up a little bit later, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Man, it feels good. Get to
Speaker 2: the end of the week. We've had we've had shit,
Speaker 2: We've been some we've been busy this week, Johnny. Johnny's like, dude,
Speaker 2: I need I need your help. And I'm like, absolutely
Speaker 2: anything for you, and he goes, I really need you
Speaker 2: to get back to working, uh, cranking out some episodes.
Speaker 3: And I was like, ah, of all the things, you know,
Speaker 3: But I thought about it, Okay, I thought about it
Speaker 3: for a good two weeks and I was like, you
Speaker 3: know what, Johnny.
Speaker 2: You're right. So here we are. And this is the
Speaker 2: fourth episode that we have put out this week. So
Speaker 2: for those of you that listen to every single episode,
Speaker 2: I don't know how you found the time. Frankly, I
Speaker 2: don't know how you found the time this week to
Speaker 2: fit in what was probably I don't know, the extra
Speaker 2: twenty minutes. You think about it? Hey, you know what,
Speaker 2: you wonder how many of you listen to the pod
Speaker 2: and you do it on like the the two x
Speaker 2: three x four x, you know speed, and I'm just
Speaker 2: zipping through day Johnny here, Yeah, yeah, okay, you doing? Hey?
Speaker 2: You know, I wonder how many of you guys are
Speaker 2: listening to it that way? And if I knew, if
Speaker 2: I knew that enough of you were actually doing that,
Speaker 2: I think I would have to I would have to eat.
Speaker 2: I would one or two things. I could do an
Speaker 2: episode where I talk super fast just to really mess
Speaker 2: with you. Or I do an episode where I talk
Speaker 2: insanely slow, just so that as you're speeding it up,
Speaker 2: I'm going at like a normal rate. That'd be kind
Speaker 2: of fun, right, I don't know. Maybe maybe it's a
Speaker 2: dumb ass idea. Maybe that's a dumb idea, Johnny. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna let you decide.
Speaker 1: Man, when are you gonna get back to doing the
Speaker 1: fucking good shit?
Speaker 2: But it has been a long week, and here we're
Speaker 2: ending it with the orbs. Uh here where I'm at
Speaker 2: been Theil Nebraska. We've got some severe weather ripping through,
Speaker 2: so that's fun. It doesn't really bother me. You know,
Speaker 2: you stay safe, you keep you know, eyes on alerts
Speaker 2: if you get them. And that's a no disrespect to
Speaker 2: our listeners in Texas. Apparently you didn't quite get some
Speaker 2: alerts going on. So we're we are thinking of you
Speaker 2: down in Texas. But you get let's say you get
Speaker 2: the alert early enough, you take shelter, you know, whatever
Speaker 2: you could do. I don't mind if some fences get
Speaker 2: blown over. Frankly, it really doesn't bother me. And I'm
Speaker 2: not talking about my fence. I mean, forget that you
Speaker 2: leave my fence up. Okay, I'm saying when I'm driving around,
Speaker 2: you know, some people are like, I don't like it
Speaker 2: when you know, the neighbor's fences blow down and just
Speaker 2: looks bad in the neighborhood. I don't mind it, Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't mind seeing what kind of bullshit you're up to.
Speaker 2: Prime time for me to know exactly what you got
Speaker 2: going on. Not a joke, Johnny. I really I really
Speaker 2: like seeing what others are up to. And I'm not
Speaker 2: like a peeping tom guy. Like I'm not in the window,
Speaker 2: you know, you know, finger down on the blinds and
Speaker 2: peeking through and watching to see what everybody's doing. I'm
Speaker 2: if I walk by and I see you're doing something
Speaker 2: out there, I'm gonna see what's up. That's it. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna just gonna see what's up. I'm gonna see what
Speaker 2: you're up to, and uh probably talk about it to somebody.
Speaker 2: That's That's about it. I will not go out of
Speaker 2: my way to know exactly what you're doing. For example,
Speaker 2: neighbor across the street, they had one of those open
Speaker 2: top dumpsters in their driveway for I don't know, three
Speaker 2: four days, and uh it looked like they had a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of tree branches and weeds and whatnot just
Speaker 2: thrown in right, a whole bunch of junk being thrown
Speaker 2: in there. I I didn't care enough to go ask
Speaker 2: what kind of project they were working on. I didn't
Speaker 2: care enough to uh drive around near a corner lot,
Speaker 2: drive around the house and see what was going on
Speaker 2: in the backyard. No fence there, I could just peek
Speaker 2: right through. No, But when my daughter was going on
Speaker 2: a walk, it was like, hey, go walk by there
Speaker 2: and see what's up. That's my interest level with this
Speaker 2: kind of stuff. So your fence blows over when I'm
Speaker 2: driving by at my own convenience, Yeah yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: drive by at my normal speed. I'm gonna see what's up.
Speaker 2: We all know I have rules to this. There is literally,
Speaker 2: when I'm driving, only one thing that could possibly slow
Speaker 2: me down when I look over, and that's if it
Speaker 2: titty pops out. Little titty pops out. You look over
Speaker 2: and you see a titty, you will absolutely slow down.
Speaker 2: I will. They're not one size fits all, guys, we
Speaker 2: know this. They are all shapes and sizes, so each
Speaker 2: one is its own individual. One pops out, I'm looking,
Speaker 2: I'm slowing down, I'm looking. That's that's the facts, Johnny.
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Speaker 1: When are you gonna get back to doing the fucking
Speaker 1: good shit?
Speaker 2: Johnny? What else is going on? It's Friday? Been looking
Speaker 2: forward to the weekend. I can tell you that there's
Speaker 2: a summer Shandy's hitting. Summer Shandy's hitting a little different tonight.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm he you keep blowing that horn
Speaker 2: over here, brother, Yeah, it's hitting. Justin Bieber he's in
Speaker 2: the news. He just randomly yesterday announced he's dropping a
Speaker 2: surprise album for us on Friday. First his first album,
Speaker 2: he's called Swag, his first album he's releasing in four years.
Speaker 2: And really since then, when you hear see Justin Bieber
Speaker 2: in the news or in your social media feeds, it's
Speaker 2: generally from looking like a crazy person. I mean, he's
Speaker 2: looks a bit unhinged, maybe just really really stressed. Maybe
Speaker 2: he's maybe some other things.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Some people speculated that it was the Diddy case that
Speaker 2: had him a little stressed out. Some people say he's
Speaker 2: got some issues with his wife. Who knows, but he
Speaker 2: does have the surprise album coming and people are pretty
Speaker 2: excited about it to have, you know, one of the
Speaker 2: biggest pop stars in the world released a new album. Now,
Speaker 2: on the other hand, you got Kanye. Okay, Kanye has
Speaker 2: gotten a little wild over the years, right, some would
Speaker 2: say he got a case of the racist He's gotten absolutely,
Speaker 2: He's blown a billion dollars I think just from talking.
Speaker 2: He drops an album and nobody cares. I mean literally,
Speaker 2: it's a news story. It's a blip on the radar
Speaker 2: that he has released an album and then you never
Speaker 2: heard about it again. Yeah, it's wild. And he complains.
Speaker 2: You know, Kanye will just be mad and say he's
Speaker 2: not being respected as one of the greatest rappers of
Speaker 2: all time. That's insane. That's like O. J. Simpson being
Speaker 2: mad that he's not invited to the Heisman ceremony every year.
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 2: All the Heisman winners, you know, they're invited back to
Speaker 2: the ceremony every year to celebrate the new Heisman Trophy winner. No, dude, doesn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work like that. He goes he OJ before
Speaker 2: he passed, you know, rest in peace. He on Twitter.
Speaker 2: He go, hey, hello, everybody, it's yours. Truly. He really
Speaker 2: said that at the top of like every video, as
Speaker 2: if we just loved and adored him. He thinks it's
Speaker 2: silly he's not invited in the ceremony. Dude, he killed
Speaker 2: two people cold blood, got away with it, wrote a
Speaker 2: book called I Did It. Kanye goes out becomes a
Speaker 2: Nazi and he's mad. Now want to listen to the album? Yeah,
Speaker 2: at least the Beebs just looked like he was spassing
Speaker 2: out on something. I mean, that's on the grand scheme
Speaker 2: of things. That's it's really not that bad. So I'll
Speaker 2: listen to Swag, you know, see what's up with it?
Speaker 2: The dog Days of Summer, Man, I hope you listen
Speaker 2: to the last episode we put out, Dog Day's Summer.
Speaker 2: We had Eric Larson on the show, and in we
Speaker 2: had a we had a comment on Spotify about about
Speaker 2: the episode, and that Eric was saying that one of
Speaker 2: the things he's upset about in summer, he's got all
Speaker 2: these different juices, all these fruzies, you know, watermelons like
Speaker 2: the fruit of summer, right, but nobody nobody drinks watermelon juice.
Speaker 2: There is no watermelon juice you can go buy, you know,
Speaker 2: from a bottle at the store or something and be
Speaker 2: able to drink it. Not that it just doesn't sound appealing.
Speaker 2: That's probably why nobody has marketed watermelon juice. But now
Speaker 2: we got a comment on Spotify, so I thanks AJ
Speaker 2: for putting that out there. But he wanted to clarify that, yes,
Speaker 2: there is a watermelon juice that you can buy at
Speaker 2: a casino in Las Vegas. And then he called out
Speaker 2: Eric because Eric, you know, a vet of the scene
Speaker 2: in Las Vegas been many times. Didn't know that. So
Speaker 2: there's his reputation has been, uh called in the check.
Speaker 2: So there you go.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the comment though, Hey Je, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I hate to see you. Hate to
Speaker 2: see a guy like Eric who's done so many successful
Speaker 2: things in his life. Uh and uh have this you
Speaker 2: know pop up when he's you know, he was just
Speaker 2: you're talking about summer. We're talking about watermelton, for God's sakes, Like,
Speaker 2: why would you ever think that you'd get your entire
Speaker 2: reputation brought down from a little watermelton chatter? Who knows?
Speaker 2: I hope he learns his lesson, right Johnny, I that's
Speaker 2: it's Chuck got me joked up. I can tell that,
Speaker 2: which I had a nice cold glass of watermelon juice
Speaker 2: to wash that down. This is the Friday, Happy ar
Speaker 2: It's the end of the week, guys. Enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 2: Johnny's got me working hard. We'll be back new episodes
Speaker 2: of Laugh with Me next week. I wish I could
Speaker 2: tell you the guest we've got lined up for next week,
Speaker 2: early next week. I wish I could tell you right now,
Speaker 2: but frankly, I don't want to because I'm a little
Speaker 2: concerned that that phone call from prison is not going
Speaker 2: to come. So we'll see. As long as it comes through,
Speaker 2: we've got a big episode for you next If it doesn't,
Speaker 2: i'm gonna tell you all about what could have been.
Speaker 2: Have a great week.