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Speaker 1: d d You know who I can't stand at the party?
Speaker 1: The guy that busts out the guitar. Really, you know
Speaker 1: I'm talking? Well, of course you like him because you're female,
Speaker 1: But guys that can't play instruments don't like this dude,
Speaker 1: because as soon as the guitar guy comes to the party,
Speaker 1: all the girls are just focused on him. Hello. My
Speaker 1: name is Raoul, and I played the guitar for fun
Speaker 1: in front of my friends to impress them with my
Speaker 1: musical skills. And it looks like we're talking to that
Speaker 1: guy today, the guy that knows how to play guitar
Speaker 1: and steals all the ladies from other dudes with no talent.
Speaker 1: His name is Brenton, and Brenton is not getting a
Speaker 1: call back from a girl named Megan. Hello, Brenton, how
Speaker 1: are you? I have had some better days let me
Speaker 1: tell you that. Yeah, it looks like the guitar thing
Speaker 1: didn't work for you this time. Did it, buddy, Well
Speaker 1: it did in the beginning because it got me a
Speaker 1: date with this girl, but it's not seeming to work
Speaker 1: from that point on. So your email said that you
Speaker 1: met this girl where you're actually playing a show, like
Speaker 1: it wasn't like you were just hanging out. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was my gig. I was playing for a show and
Speaker 1: she was there having a drink at the bar and
Speaker 1: that's where we met. Is she the one that approached
Speaker 1: you or did you approach her? Well, I had finished
Speaker 1: playing and when I went up to the bar, she
Speaker 1: came up to me and she told me that I
Speaker 1: did a really great job, and she kept locking eyes
Speaker 1: with me, and I figured, you know, she had to
Speaker 1: be interested. So yeah, so you knew that insider head
Speaker 1: this was playing, I must take Brenton home with me.
Speaker 1: So she seeked you out. And did you guys go
Speaker 1: out that night or did you schedule a date? We
Speaker 1: actually scheduled date after the show that night and we
Speaker 1: ended up meeting up for lunch. Okay, and how did
Speaker 1: lunch go with her? Well, it started off all right, Um,
Speaker 1: did you bring your guitar to lunch? No? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I did not bring my guitar to lunch. That's probably
Speaker 1: why she's not calling you back. Can I just ask
Speaker 1: her quick? Was it your idea for lunch or hers?
Speaker 1: I had suggested we went out for a drink again
Speaker 1: after my next gig, but she insisted that we met
Speaker 1: for lunch because she had to go to work later
Speaker 1: that night. Yeah. I always think lunch is already kind
Speaker 1: of a red flag, like she's not that interesting. It was.
Speaker 1: It was weird because we were at lunch and she
Speaker 1: acted like she was no longer interrupted in me. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was because there you know what,
Speaker 1: there wasn't dark lighting. I don't know if it was
Speaker 1: because because she wasn't drinking. So yeah, maybe she was
Speaker 1: drunk and it was in the darkness. She's like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that guitar guys really hot. And then you showed up,
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, that's you're the guitar guy. It actually
Speaker 1: should be like, oh that's the guitar guy. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the reality. Sometimes maybe you're right. Maybe she met
Speaker 1: you that night and she had had a little bit
Speaker 1: to drink and you were not who she thought she
Speaker 1: had asked out. Well, I mean, if anything, she may
Speaker 1: have been lying to me then because we really did
Speaker 1: hit it off at the bar the first night. How
Speaker 1: did everything end with her? Well? I paid, hoping that
Speaker 1: would kind of put a little bit of icing on it.
Speaker 1: But did you pay with your card or did you
Speaker 1: pay with a song guitar man? Yeah, I'd pay with cash. Osh, So,
Speaker 1: with as hot and heavy as this date sounds, I'm
Speaker 1: guessing you did not get a kiss at the end
Speaker 1: of it. No, but this is the thing. We actually
Speaker 1: set up another date after the lunch date. Oh really,
Speaker 1: how did that work? I told her that I was
Speaker 1: going to be playing at this next gig because I
Speaker 1: played these small thingues all around the city, and she
Speaker 1: was totally down and said she'd be there. I told
Speaker 1: at the time, and she said that she'd bring a
Speaker 1: friend and she'd show up. And so she didn't show up. No, no,
Speaker 1: show didn't pick up after when I called. She just
Speaker 1: basically fell off the face of the earth. So you
Speaker 1: haven't heard anything from her since you guys went out
Speaker 1: to lunch. No. I mean, I hate to say this,
Speaker 1: but for all I know, I mean, she could be dead.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I No, You're right. In
Speaker 1: my experience, anytime a girl hasn't called me back. It's
Speaker 1: because she's died and I feel like you and I
Speaker 1: are kind of kindred spirits like that, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you probably have the bongos at the party.
Speaker 1: I'm the woman the guitar. Yeah, Jobil is totally the
Speaker 1: bongo guy. Definitely, women love it. All right, well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, comeback, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, thanks man, all right, man, hang on
Speaker 1: brooking Jubil in the morning. Second update. We're in the
Speaker 1: middle of a second date update. And if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us, Brinton is on the phone, and Breton is
Speaker 1: a guitar player. That's how he met the girl that
Speaker 1: he wants to call today. He met her had one
Speaker 1: of his shows. They hit it off, they met for lunch,
Speaker 1: and ever since lunch, she has not contacted him at all,
Speaker 1: even though he's tried. And Brenton just got done telling
Speaker 1: us that he and his guitar have bagged over a
Speaker 1: thousand women and now he's just trying to track her
Speaker 1: down because she's the one that got away. Isn't that right, Brot,
Speaker 1: I never said that, Yes, you did said I have
Speaker 1: bagged a thousand women. Jewel and then you strummed your guitar.
Speaker 1: I heard you. I am a one woman kind of guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I bet you. I bet you could
Speaker 1: back a thousand women if you wanted to, because you
Speaker 1: play guitar. Well, I'm not doubting it, but I'm all right.
Speaker 1: You're adorably dorky and I really like it. We're about
Speaker 1: to call what's her name? Her name's Megan? Right, yes, Megan?
Speaker 1: All right, We're about to call Megan right now. Any
Speaker 1: last thoughts before I doll her phone. Um, let's pray
Speaker 1: that she's kind to me. Right here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Megan? Please speaking? Hi Megan. This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. How
Speaker 1: are you? You're from? Where? Brooke and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: The radio show? What radio show? That's that's the name
Speaker 1: of it. It's called Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: you're obviously a big time listener and I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Let me thank you in advance. Um, what do you want?
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because one of our listeners emailed us
Speaker 1: about you and he asked me to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you. Okay, this is weird. It's a guy that
Speaker 1: you went out on a date with and he's been
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of you for a second date,
Speaker 1: but you're not calling him back. His name is Brenton.
Speaker 1: Do you remember meeting Britton? Oh jeezus, yes, all right,
Speaker 1: so it sounds like you don't really like Britain very much. No, okay,
Speaker 1: I was blunted. I'll just tell you what he told us.
Speaker 1: He said that you guys met at a gig where
Speaker 1: he was playing guitar. You seemed really into him, and
Speaker 1: then you're not to lunch, and during lunch you got
Speaker 1: cold and seemed upset with him, and then just haven't
Speaker 1: called him back, haven't made any effort for another date
Speaker 1: or anything. Well, you know, I was really excited to
Speaker 1: go out with this guy. He seemed like such a
Speaker 1: cool musician, and then I show up to the lunch
Speaker 1: date and it's like, what the what do you mean?
Speaker 1: He was still the same guy? Right? Yeah, No, he
Speaker 1: was not the same guy. Oh all right, here's one
Speaker 1: of the things that he told us. He thinks it
Speaker 1: might be he thought that maybe that night when you
Speaker 1: met him, when he was playing guitar in the dark,
Speaker 1: he looked hot and then you saw him in broad
Speaker 1: daylight and you were like, oh my god, he's ugly.
Speaker 1: Is that what happened? Well, I mean, like he's a
Speaker 1: good looking guy like his you know, he looks fine,
Speaker 1: but just the way he was dressed, he's bad. He's
Speaker 1: a bad dresser. I mean he comes in and he's
Speaker 1: wearing flax and a buttonup shirt. Well, it's during the
Speaker 1: day and he probably has a job. Isn't that a
Speaker 1: good thing? He's supposed to be this hot musician though,
Speaker 1: So it was his clothes. I mean, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out, you know, what it is. And within five
Speaker 1: minutes of talking to him, I realized he's a programmer.
Speaker 1: What a programmer? What is a programmer? Oh? Come on,
Speaker 1: you know what a programmer is? I actually, what is that?
Speaker 1: You know, these middle aged white guy tech nerds that
Speaker 1: are just taking over the city. Okay, So you're saying
Speaker 1: that he's like a tech dude by day and then
Speaker 1: he plays his guitar as a hobby and that that's
Speaker 1: unattractive to you. Exactly, He's not a true artist. He's
Speaker 1: working for the man, doing his tech program stuff and
Speaker 1: pushing all the artists out. So you want him to
Speaker 1: have no money and be living in like a studio
Speaker 1: apartment with four other people right now. Not necessarily, but
Speaker 1: he should be trying to work for it and trying
Speaker 1: to be an artist. If he's an artist, he shouldn't
Speaker 1: be working a day job. So you don't think he
Speaker 1: should perpetrate at night and try to play guitar and
Speaker 1: act like an artist when he actually is part of
Speaker 1: the corporate world. This guy is exactly what we don't
Speaker 1: need in the city. He is such a fake. They're
Speaker 1: taking over this city and ruining it. Why are you
Speaker 1: so passionate about this? What do you do for a living?
Speaker 1: I'm just curious. I'm an artist. What's your medium? What
Speaker 1: do you do? I create visual art and sculpture, and
Speaker 1: that's all you do? Yes, okay, I am in the struggle.
Speaker 1: I'm working at it. Not that you would understand, and
Speaker 1: that I guess not. I'm sorry, you know what. I
Speaker 1: kind of agree with you, though, in a weird sort
Speaker 1: of way. Yeah, these dudes bug me. They've always bugged me.
Speaker 1: The tech guys that are in their garage making craft
Speaker 1: beers and then trying to play guitar at night for
Speaker 1: a hobby. I kind of understand what you're getting that, Megan,
Speaker 1: and maybe not as passionate as you are about it,
Speaker 1: but I guess I sort of understand what you mean.
Speaker 1: The city is just overrun. Traffic is worse. They're moving
Speaker 1: into the city. Rents are going up because they all
Speaker 1: want to come lived in a cool downtown lock. You know,
Speaker 1: my friends are getting picked out. It's just they're ruining
Speaker 1: the city. They're all over the place, these stupid programmers.
Speaker 1: I can't even ride my bike down to the store
Speaker 1: because these are taking up the whole road with their
Speaker 1: fancy cars. They're all in the play. Okay, so that's
Speaker 1: pretty harsh. Thank you for being honest with us. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Well. I don't know what else I can
Speaker 1: tell you. This guy's a douche. No, Hey, that's all
Speaker 1: you needed to tell us. That's all we were calling
Speaker 1: to find out, is why you weren't getting back to him.
Speaker 1: I should also let you know that Britton is actually
Speaker 1: listening to this conversation. What the I can't believe you're
Speaker 1: judging me because I make a living so I can
Speaker 1: do my art. You're not an artist, Brinton, You're a hobbyist.
Speaker 1: It's so unattractive. This is absurd, Nigan. Don't you think
Speaker 1: you're being like a little closed minded? No, I'm not
Speaker 1: close minded. It's these programmers who thinks that they can
Speaker 1: just run the world and swish all of the artists
Speaker 1: out and think that they can just dabble in it
Speaker 1: at night. But wasn't he a pretty good guitarist? I
Speaker 1: mean he was. Okay, you liked him, you liked him
Speaker 1: when you first met him. I feel tricked. I feel
Speaker 1: like you tricked me. I tricked you. I got catfish
Speaker 1: by a programmar Here, Megan, I do have to ask you,
Speaker 1: and I think I know your answer, but I have
Speaker 1: to ask the question anyway. Would you like to go
Speaker 1: on a second date with Britain? We will pay for it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll send you guys to a farmer's market
Speaker 1: where everything's fair trade. Brandon probably doesn't even know what
Speaker 1: it is. You want me to try harder to get
Speaker 1: you another date. I can keep going. That's fine, Megan.
Speaker 1: You don't have to take another date with me because
Speaker 1: I can get wherever I want with my gasar, who
Speaker 1: not an artist like me. You're never gonna get this.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you just go do one of your other
Speaker 1: programmar friends Brenton. Well, when you're a true artist, there
Speaker 1: isn't no sexual preference. You just take what is given.
Speaker 1: Wherever the wind blows you. You go right, Megan, I'm done.
Speaker 1: You know, Brenton. Will enjoy your life in your cookie
Speaker 1: cutter house with your wife and your two point five
Speaker 1: kids and your cocker spaniel. While you're living your both existence,
Speaker 1: I will be creating. I think she hung up, Brittain,
Speaker 1: she hung up whoa good I'm surprised she even had
Speaker 1: a cell phone broken Jewil in the Morning text message
Speaker 1: and at seven eight five to nine two that says
Speaker 1: that girl Megan sounds like an art school reject, just
Speaker 1: an angry little art school reject. It's broken Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. In case you missed the second date update,
Speaker 1: this guy Britton wanted us to call this girl Megan
Speaker 1: for a second date update. She wasn't calling him back.
Speaker 1: After they met. She met him, he was playing guitar
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, this guy's awesome. They exchanged numbers,
Speaker 1: they met up for lunch, and when they met for lunch,
Speaker 1: she suddenly was like really cold to him. We finally
Speaker 1: got her on the phone and finds out that she
Speaker 1: didn't like him because he showed up to lunch and
Speaker 1: he wasn't a starving artist and he has a day
Speaker 1: job as like a programmer or something. Yuck. He's the man,
Speaker 1: he's part of establishment. He's not a real artist who's
Speaker 1: struggling living in a van and can barely pay for food.
Speaker 1: How dare he? You know? I could almost understand her
Speaker 1: frustration with, you know, getting someone that wasn't who she
Speaker 1: thought it was going to be. Right, she felt a
Speaker 1: little misconceived or whatever. Yeah, thank you, but her anger,
Speaker 1: like this is so angry. You can't hear anything she
Speaker 1: says because she's just so angry. Yeah, she's just really
Speaker 1: really mad at anybody who's not a true artist. They
Speaker 1: should be kicked out of this country. As a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, they should all be burned with their computers.
Speaker 1: I let her art is very deep, very deep. I
Speaker 1: struggle because I choose to struggle. They offered me a
Speaker 1: million dollars, I wouldn't take it. Yeah, if somebody gave
Speaker 1: me a million dollars for a painting of mine, I
Speaker 1: would shun them and turn it away and never make
Speaker 1: any money. You know why, because I'm a real artist.
Speaker 1: D D to re find out that she has a
Speaker 1: big trust fund from mommy and daddy. You know, she's
Speaker 1: actually sitting on like one hundred million dollars so she
Speaker 1: can afford to just do her art. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want a second day update, all you have to do
Speaker 1: is email the show a Brook and Jewil at monto
Speaker 1: five dot com. We will call the person who didn't
Speaker 1: call you back. Moving ninety two point five