WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Brogrammers

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<v Speaker 1>d d You know who I can't stand at the party?

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<v Speaker 1>The guy that busts out the guitar. Really, you know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking? Well, of course you like him because you're female,

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<v Speaker 1>But guys that can't play instruments don't like this dude,

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<v Speaker 1>because as soon as the guitar guy comes to the party,

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<v Speaker 1>all the girls are just focused on him. Hello. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Raoul, and I played the guitar for fun

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<v Speaker 1>in front of my friends to impress them with my

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<v Speaker 1>musical skills. And it looks like we're talking to that

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<v Speaker 1>guy today, the guy that knows how to play guitar

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<v Speaker 1>and steals all the ladies from other dudes with no talent.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Brenton, and Brenton is not getting a

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<v Speaker 1>call back from a girl named Megan. Hello, Brenton, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you? I have had some better days let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that. Yeah, it looks like the guitar thing

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work for you this time. Did it, buddy, Well

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<v Speaker 1>it did in the beginning because it got me a

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<v Speaker 1>date with this girl, but it's not seeming to work

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<v Speaker 1>from that point on. So your email said that you

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<v Speaker 1>met this girl where you're actually playing a show, like

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like you were just hanging out. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was my gig. I was playing for a show and

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<v Speaker 1>she was there having a drink at the bar and

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<v Speaker 1>that's where we met. Is she the one that approached

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<v Speaker 1>you or did you approach her? Well, I had finished

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<v Speaker 1>playing and when I went up to the bar, she

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<v Speaker 1>came up to me and she told me that I

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<v Speaker 1>did a really great job, and she kept locking eyes

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<v Speaker 1>with me, and I figured, you know, she had to

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<v Speaker 1>be interested. So yeah, so you knew that insider head

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<v Speaker 1>this was playing, I must take Brenton home with me.

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<v Speaker 1>So she seeked you out. And did you guys go

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<v Speaker 1>out that night or did you schedule a date? We

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<v Speaker 1>actually scheduled date after the show that night and we

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<v Speaker 1>ended up meeting up for lunch. Okay, and how did

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<v Speaker 1>lunch go with her? Well, it started off all right, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>did you bring your guitar to lunch? No? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not bring my guitar to lunch. That's probably

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<v Speaker 1>why she's not calling you back. Can I just ask

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<v Speaker 1>her quick? Was it your idea for lunch or hers?

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<v Speaker 1>I had suggested we went out for a drink again

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<v Speaker 1>after my next gig, but she insisted that we met

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<v Speaker 1>for lunch because she had to go to work later

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<v Speaker 1>that night. Yeah. I always think lunch is already kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a red flag, like she's not that interesting. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was weird because we were at lunch and she

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<v Speaker 1>acted like she was no longer interrupted in me. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if it was because there you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't dark lighting. I don't know if it was

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<v Speaker 1>because because she wasn't drinking. So yeah, maybe she was

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<v Speaker 1>drunk and it was in the darkness. She's like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that guitar guys really hot. And then you showed up,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, that's you're the guitar guy. It actually

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<v Speaker 1>should be like, oh that's the guitar guy. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the reality. Sometimes maybe you're right. Maybe she met

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<v Speaker 1>you that night and she had had a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>to drink and you were not who she thought she

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<v Speaker 1>had asked out. Well, I mean, if anything, she may

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<v Speaker 1>have been lying to me then because we really did

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<v Speaker 1>hit it off at the bar the first night. How

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<v Speaker 1>did everything end with her? Well? I paid, hoping that

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<v Speaker 1>would kind of put a little bit of icing on it.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you pay with your card or did you

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<v Speaker 1>pay with a song guitar man? Yeah, I'd pay with cash. Osh, So,

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<v Speaker 1>with as hot and heavy as this date sounds, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guessing you did not get a kiss at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of it. No, but this is the thing. We actually

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<v Speaker 1>set up another date after the lunch date. Oh really,

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<v Speaker 1>how did that work? I told her that I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to be playing at this next gig because I

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<v Speaker 1>played these small thingues all around the city, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was totally down and said she'd be there. I told

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, and she said that she'd bring a

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<v Speaker 1>friend and she'd show up. And so she didn't show up. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>show didn't pick up after when I called. She just

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<v Speaker 1>basically fell off the face of the earth. So you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard anything from her since you guys went out

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<v Speaker 1>to lunch. No. I mean, I hate to say this,

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<v Speaker 1>but for all I know, I mean, she could be dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know. I No, You're right. In

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<v Speaker 1>my experience, anytime a girl hasn't called me back. It's

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<v Speaker 1>because she's died and I feel like you and I

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<v Speaker 1>are kind of kindred spirits like that, you know. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you probably have the bongos at the party.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the woman the guitar. Yeah, Jobil is totally the

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<v Speaker 1>bongo guy. Definitely, women love it. All right, well we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, comeback, call her and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Okay, thanks man, all right, man, hang on

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<v Speaker 1>brooking Jubil in the morning. Second update. We're in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of a second date update. And if you're just

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<v Speaker 1>joining us, Brinton is on the phone, and Breton is

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<v Speaker 1>a guitar player. That's how he met the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to call today. He met her had one

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<v Speaker 1>of his shows. They hit it off, they met for lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>and ever since lunch, she has not contacted him at all,

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<v Speaker 1>even though he's tried. And Brenton just got done telling

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<v Speaker 1>us that he and his guitar have bagged over a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand women and now he's just trying to track her

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<v Speaker 1>down because she's the one that got away. Isn't that right, Brot,

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<v Speaker 1>I never said that, Yes, you did said I have

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<v Speaker 1>bagged a thousand women. Jewel and then you strummed your guitar.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you. I am a one woman kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I bet you. I bet you could

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<v Speaker 1>back a thousand women if you wanted to, because you

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<v Speaker 1>play guitar. Well, I'm not doubting it, but I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You're adorably dorky and I really like it. We're about

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<v Speaker 1>to call what's her name? Her name's Megan? Right, yes, Megan?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're about to call Megan right now. Any

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<v Speaker 1>last thoughts before I doll her phone. Um, let's pray

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<v Speaker 1>that she's kind to me. Right here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Megan? Please speaking? Hi Megan. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewel from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you? You're from? Where? Brooke and Jewil in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>The radio show? What radio show? That's that's the name

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<v Speaker 1>of it. It's called Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're obviously a big time listener and I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me thank you in advance. Um, what do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you because one of our listeners emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>about you and he asked me to get a hold

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<v Speaker 1>of you. Okay, this is weird. It's a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>you went out on a date with and he's been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get a hold of you for a second date,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're not calling him back. His name is Brenton.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember meeting Britton? Oh jeezus, yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so it sounds like you don't really like Britain very much. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I was blunted. I'll just tell you what he told us.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that you guys met at a gig where

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<v Speaker 1>he was playing guitar. You seemed really into him, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you're not to lunch, and during lunch you got

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<v Speaker 1>cold and seemed upset with him, and then just haven't

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<v Speaker 1>called him back, haven't made any effort for another date

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. Well, you know, I was really excited to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with this guy. He seemed like such a

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<v Speaker 1>cool musician, and then I show up to the lunch

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<v Speaker 1>date and it's like, what the what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>He was still the same guy? Right? Yeah, No, he

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<v Speaker 1>was not the same guy. Oh all right, here's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things that he told us. He thinks it

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<v Speaker 1>might be he thought that maybe that night when you

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<v Speaker 1>met him, when he was playing guitar in the dark,

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<v Speaker 1>he looked hot and then you saw him in broad

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<v Speaker 1>daylight and you were like, oh my god, he's ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what happened? Well, I mean, like he's a

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<v Speaker 1>good looking guy like his you know, he looks fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but just the way he was dressed, he's bad. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a bad dresser. I mean he comes in and he's

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<v Speaker 1>wearing flax and a buttonup shirt. Well, it's during the

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<v Speaker 1>day and he probably has a job. Isn't that a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing? He's supposed to be this hot musician though,

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<v Speaker 1>So it was his clothes. I mean, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out, you know, what it is. And within five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes of talking to him, I realized he's a programmer.

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<v Speaker 1>What a programmer? What is a programmer? Oh? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what a programmer is? I actually, what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, these middle aged white guy tech nerds that

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<v Speaker 1>are just taking over the city. Okay, So you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>that he's like a tech dude by day and then

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<v Speaker 1>he plays his guitar as a hobby and that that's

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<v Speaker 1>unattractive to you. Exactly, He's not a true artist. He's

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<v Speaker 1>working for the man, doing his tech program stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>pushing all the artists out. So you want him to

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<v Speaker 1>have no money and be living in like a studio

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<v Speaker 1>apartment with four other people right now. Not necessarily, but

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<v Speaker 1>he should be trying to work for it and trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be an artist. If he's an artist, he shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be working a day job. So you don't think he

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<v Speaker 1>should perpetrate at night and try to play guitar and

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<v Speaker 1>act like an artist when he actually is part of

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<v Speaker 1>the corporate world. This guy is exactly what we don't

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<v Speaker 1>need in the city. He is such a fake. They're

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<v Speaker 1>taking over this city and ruining it. Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>so passionate about this? What do you do for a living?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just curious. I'm an artist. What's your medium? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you do? I create visual art and sculpture, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's all you do? Yes, okay, I am in the struggle.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm working at it. Not that you would understand, and

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<v Speaker 1>that I guess not. I'm sorry, you know what. I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of agree with you, though, in a weird sort

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<v Speaker 1>of way. Yeah, these dudes bug me. They've always bugged me.

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<v Speaker 1>The tech guys that are in their garage making craft

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<v Speaker 1>beers and then trying to play guitar at night for

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<v Speaker 1>a hobby. I kind of understand what you're getting that, Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe not as passionate as you are about it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I guess I sort of understand what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>The city is just overrun. Traffic is worse. They're moving

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<v Speaker 1>into the city. Rents are going up because they all

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<v Speaker 1>want to come lived in a cool downtown lock. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>my friends are getting picked out. It's just they're ruining

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<v Speaker 1>the city. They're all over the place, these stupid programmers.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even ride my bike down to the store

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<v Speaker 1>because these are taking up the whole road with their

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<v Speaker 1>fancy cars. They're all in the play. Okay, so that's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty harsh. Thank you for being honest with us. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate that. Well. I don't know what else I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. This guy's a douche. No, Hey, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>you needed to tell us. That's all we were calling

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<v Speaker 1>to find out, is why you weren't getting back to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I should also let you know that Britton is actually

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this conversation. What the I can't believe you're

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<v Speaker 1>judging me because I make a living so I can

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<v Speaker 1>do my art. You're not an artist, Brinton, You're a hobbyist.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so unattractive. This is absurd, Nigan. Don't you think

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<v Speaker 1>you're being like a little closed minded? No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>close minded. It's these programmers who thinks that they can

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<v Speaker 1>just run the world and swish all of the artists

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<v Speaker 1>out and think that they can just dabble in it

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<v Speaker 1>at night. But wasn't he a pretty good guitarist? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he was. Okay, you liked him, you liked him

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<v Speaker 1>when you first met him. I feel tricked. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you tricked me. I tricked you. I got catfish

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<v Speaker 1>by a programmar Here, Megan, I do have to ask you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I know your answer, but I have

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<v Speaker 1>to ask the question anyway. Would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date with Britain? We will pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'll send you guys to a farmer's market

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<v Speaker 1>where everything's fair trade. Brandon probably doesn't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. You want me to try harder to get

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<v Speaker 1>you another date. I can keep going. That's fine, Megan.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to take another date with me because

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<v Speaker 1>I can get wherever I want with my gasar, who

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<v Speaker 1>not an artist like me. You're never gonna get this.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't you just go do one of your other

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<v Speaker 1>programmar friends Brenton. Well, when you're a true artist, there

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<v Speaker 1>isn't no sexual preference. You just take what is given.

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<v Speaker 1>Wherever the wind blows you. You go right, Megan, I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Brenton. Will enjoy your life in your cookie

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<v Speaker 1>cutter house with your wife and your two point five

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<v Speaker 1>kids and your cocker spaniel. While you're living your both existence,

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<v Speaker 1>I will be creating. I think she hung up, Brittain,

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<v Speaker 1>she hung up whoa good I'm surprised she even had

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<v Speaker 1>a cell phone broken Jewil in the Morning text message

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<v Speaker 1>and at seven eight five to nine two that says

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<v Speaker 1>that girl Megan sounds like an art school reject, just

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<v Speaker 1>an angry little art school reject. It's broken Jewil in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. In case you missed the second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy Britton wanted us to call this girl Megan

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date update. She wasn't calling him back.

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<v Speaker 1>After they met. She met him, he was playing guitar

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, oh, this guy's awesome. They exchanged numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>they met up for lunch, and when they met for lunch,

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<v Speaker 1>she suddenly was like really cold to him. We finally

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<v Speaker 1>got her on the phone and finds out that she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like him because he showed up to lunch and

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't a starving artist and he has a day

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<v Speaker 1>job as like a programmer or something. Yuck. He's the man,

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<v Speaker 1>he's part of establishment. He's not a real artist who's

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<v Speaker 1>struggling living in a van and can barely pay for food.

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<v Speaker 1>How dare he? You know? I could almost understand her

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<v Speaker 1>frustration with, you know, getting someone that wasn't who she

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was going to be. Right, she felt a

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<v Speaker 1>little misconceived or whatever. Yeah, thank you, but her anger,

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<v Speaker 1>like this is so angry. You can't hear anything she

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<v Speaker 1>says because she's just so angry. Yeah, she's just really

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<v Speaker 1>really mad at anybody who's not a true artist. They

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<v Speaker 1>should be kicked out of this country. As a matter

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<v Speaker 1>of fact, they should all be burned with their computers.

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<v Speaker 1>I let her art is very deep, very deep. I

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<v Speaker 1>struggle because I choose to struggle. They offered me a

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars, I wouldn't take it. Yeah, if somebody gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a million dollars for a painting of mine, I

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<v Speaker 1>would shun them and turn it away and never make

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<v Speaker 1>any money. You know why, because I'm a real artist.

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<v Speaker 1>D D to re find out that she has a

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<v Speaker 1>big trust fund from mommy and daddy. You know, she's

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<v Speaker 1>actually sitting on like one hundred million dollars so she

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<v Speaker 1>can afford to just do her art. Remember, if you

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<v Speaker 1>want a second day update, all you have to do

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<v Speaker 1>is email the show a Brook and Jewil at monto

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<v Speaker 1>five dot com. We will call the person who didn't

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<v Speaker 1>call you back. Moving ninety two point five