WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Camp Pants Down

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update, the great outdoors, the perfect place to

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<v Speaker 1>hike around, get mosquito bites the size of cinnamon rolls.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually find a body and maybe even fall in love.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the body's alive, you guys just don't need to

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<v Speaker 3>assume the mosquito's got it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what one of our listeners says happened while he

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<v Speaker 4>was working out a summer camp o. God, the falling

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<v Speaker 4>in love part, not the body part, because he got

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<v Speaker 4>a big crush on another counselor oh my god, are we.

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<v Speaker 5>Talking to two sixteen year olds right now?

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<v Speaker 6>So funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he wrote us an email he agreed to be

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<v Speaker 4>on the phone with us today. His name is Maurice.

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<v Speaker 4>So Maurice, welcome to the show. How you doing man?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey guys, Maurice is your real name?

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<v Speaker 6>What's your camp counselor name?

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<v Speaker 5>Bro cowboy Maurice.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, guys, like, I'm really sorry. I just

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think I can do this anymore. I know

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<v Speaker 7>I was the one who who wrote unto you, but

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just staying like I'm gonna wait the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, oh bro, No, okay, it's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 6>We're happy, excited to talk.

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<v Speaker 2>We're here for you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, it's no big deal.

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<v Speaker 5>It doesn't matter. If it's a big deal, we'll make

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<v Speaker 5>it a big deal. That's all we do.

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<v Speaker 3>We have to air something, we blow everything out of

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<v Speaker 3>proportion and make it a huge crisis.

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<v Speaker 5>It's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a selling point.

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<v Speaker 4>Clearly something told you, Maurice that this person that you

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<v Speaker 4>met was so special, so important, you had to reach

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<v Speaker 4>out to a morning show. I'm imagining that doesn't happen

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<v Speaker 4>to you all the time.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I don't know. Maybe maybe you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, look I feel like that that was your

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<v Speaker 4>soul or your instinct telling you I have to do something.

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<v Speaker 3>Or he's like I was actually drunk. When that's an instinct,

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<v Speaker 3>that definitely the alcohol.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you need to follow that one too.

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<v Speaker 6>Remember, if someone's not calling you back, the worst thing

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<v Speaker 6>that can happen is they're still not calling you back,

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<v Speaker 6>phone call. You're right where you are now.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a good point, Jose.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 7>thanks for a second listening.

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<v Speaker 2>We're for you, man.

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<v Speaker 4>So look, we'll go slow because we don't know the

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<v Speaker 4>entire story or any of the story but let's start

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<v Speaker 4>with what's this other counselor's name.

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<v Speaker 8>So her name is Lana.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, and are you nervous right now because something weird

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<v Speaker 4>happened between you and Lana while you're at camp.

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<v Speaker 8>Kind of kind of can you walk.

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<v Speaker 5>Us through what happened, what your relationship is like.

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<v Speaker 8>So a couple of the kids saw us talking behind

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<v Speaker 8>the dining hall, and they knew I had a crush

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<v Speaker 8>on her. So they're chanting like, oh, they're gonna kiss,

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<v Speaker 8>They're gonna kiss.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, campers.

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<v Speaker 2>He carved their initials into a tree like an Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>Whenever they were like little times that I could hang

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<v Speaker 8>out and everything with her, you know, they would see me.

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<v Speaker 7>So it was pretty obvious.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going back to that moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you kiss her while the kids were all chanting

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<v Speaker 4>behind the dining hall?

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<v Speaker 5>You can't do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, I've worked as a camp counselor before that.

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<v Speaker 6>It is definitely frowned.

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<v Speaker 2>Upon, Like frowning upon it would stop brook.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeez.

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<v Speaker 7>Definitely, we did not do that. I just think it

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<v Speaker 7>might have made her feel really weird about things.

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<v Speaker 5>And if she has our counselor, she knows how kids are.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that was the weird moment for you behind

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<v Speaker 4>the dining hall. That's what you're worried about.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so that's probably it. That's probably the reason why.

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<v Speaker 7>And I don't even want to call her any any more.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sorry. I just I just know what she's gonna say.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you got bullied by some eight year olds. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to stand up for yourself. You can't let

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<v Speaker 3>that be the moment that defines your relationship with her.

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<v Speaker 6>In his defense, eight year olds are mean, bro.

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<v Speaker 4>And look, camp is a tough place to act on

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<v Speaker 4>your crushes because you're working around the children all day.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not you have a of breaks and free times stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So I mean, like, what if she's like right now

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<v Speaker 3>thinking about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe did she know that you had those feelings.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean there was this odds and crofts thing I did.

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<v Speaker 7>I made her like a twig bracelet.

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<v Speaker 6>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's cute, not even like whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't have the flowers, they don't have access to

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<v Speaker 4>diamonds out in the in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>Bring it, Bracelet do this.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's not bracelet shame him. Okay, I'm sure it was

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<v Speaker 4>a really nice twig bracelet.

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<v Speaker 5>What did she say when you gave it to her?

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<v Speaker 7>She just thanked me and everything. I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 7>it was like it wasn't my thing, big, but it's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Did an actual date ever happen between the two of you?

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<v Speaker 4>Or was everything just small interactions at the campsite?

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<v Speaker 6>Good question.

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<v Speaker 7>The closest thing we had to one on one time

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<v Speaker 7>was this nature walk we went on where I pulled

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<v Speaker 7>my pants down.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what.

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<v Speaker 7>Only I had to go pee in the woods and

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<v Speaker 7>I made her turn around turn around?

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<v Speaker 2>Why does she have to turn around? Are you two

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<v Speaker 2>feet away from her?

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<v Speaker 5>The real question is what grown man pulls down his.

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<v Speaker 2>All the way to the floor.

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<v Speaker 7>I was at ways away behind a tree, but I

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<v Speaker 7>didn't want to risk your seeing anything a tree.

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny that when I asked about awkward moments, you

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<v Speaker 4>led with the kids channing for the kissing and not

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<v Speaker 4>the the pants down in the woods.

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<v Speaker 3>The kids weren't there for this, and it sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>maybe she wasn't that close.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, Well what happened after that?

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<v Speaker 7>So everything was flying after that. But at the end

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<v Speaker 7>of the walk, I was saying we should hang out

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<v Speaker 7>outside of camp. She said, okay, but now she won't

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<v Speaker 7>even answer my text.

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<v Speaker 5>I just have an image of you bending.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't even seen you bending all the way over

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<v Speaker 3>to your ankles and pulling your pants.

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<v Speaker 4>I have that image in my head too, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna keep it with me for a long long time,

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<v Speaker 4>use it whenever I need it. In the meantime, let's

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<v Speaker 4>reach out to Lana for you and try and get

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<v Speaker 4>you a Second Date update. We're not gonna chant like

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<v Speaker 4>kiss or go out on a date or any pressure

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<v Speaker 4>at all.

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<v Speaker 5>Very very mature, very adult.

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<v Speaker 4>A grown up adult edition of Second Date Update. We're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna do it when we come back right after.

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<v Speaker 2>This Second Date Update. You know, we almost didn't make

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<v Speaker 2>it to part two of this Second Date.

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<v Speaker 5>We didn't make it, almost didn't make it to the

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<v Speaker 5>end of part one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I meant.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm proud of us for finishing the first part.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I'm saying because our listener, Maurice almost backed

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<v Speaker 4>out of the call twice before we even got started

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<v Speaker 4>with him, and I do understand because he's a little

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<v Speaker 4>nervous about calling his camp crush Lana.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude would be I mean, like calling the crush period

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<v Speaker 3>is racking doesn't matter where.

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<v Speaker 4>You are, absolutely, and I should say they were both

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<v Speaker 4>adult counselors working over the summer together.

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<v Speaker 5>I do feel like that needs to be an asterisk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very important.

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<v Speaker 4>But they had a little thing going on, right, Brooke, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>remind us about some of the romantic things that Maurice

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<v Speaker 4>did at camp.

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<v Speaker 3>He made her a lovely bracelet out of twigs, it's right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they had an intimate moment behind the dining hall where

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<v Speaker 3>kids started chanting for them to kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I would call that intimate as

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<v Speaker 4>much as it was being bullied by children, but yes, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, it's more timid, half glass full of the situation.

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<v Speaker 3>And then did a nice lovely walk in the woods. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he may or may not have dropped his pants all

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<v Speaker 3>the way to the grass.

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<v Speaker 2>Most good dates end in pants coming off.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I don't think that was a date.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we do need to call Lana here and help

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<v Speaker 4>her see the light, because hopefully she didn't turn around

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<v Speaker 4>during the pants down situation and see something out in

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<v Speaker 4>the woods she didn't want to, you know what I mean, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Really what would you pause see that like someone's butt

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<v Speaker 3>cheeks and make you want to call them back.

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<v Speaker 4>I was thinking more of the other side, but who knows.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's find out and call Lana here, Maurice.

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<v Speaker 5>Do we make you feel better or worse? Maurice? Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>what's the word? Right where we started?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't back out of the call now, it's too late.

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<v Speaker 4>I've already started dialing Lana's number, so hopefully she picks up.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go, Jeff get started, there you go. Okay, Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>Hey is this Lana?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, hey, Lana. We are a radio show. We're called

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<v Speaker 4>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, We're going to

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<v Speaker 4>borrow a couple of minutes of your time because we

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<v Speaker 4>do this segment call the Second Date Update, and we're

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<v Speaker 4>trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of hook you up with one of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, you didn't technically ever go on a with him,

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<v Speaker 5>but yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 9>Know, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Who It's a guy that you were a camp counselor

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<v Speaker 4>with over the summer. His name is Maurice.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, oh gosh, oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Maurice asked us to reach out to you because

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<v Speaker 4>he felt there was some sort of connection happening while

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<v Speaker 4>you two were working.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you think of him?

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<v Speaker 9>You did I mean okay, yeah, we we were can't

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<v Speaker 9>conkers together and we met there and.

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<v Speaker 10>He seemed nice, like kind of shy, but cute.

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<v Speaker 3>And then that's like the same read we got right

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<v Speaker 3>thought he was so cute.

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<v Speaker 4>He's very like a wholesome guy.

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<v Speaker 10>Totally. Yeah, as time went by, I could send said

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<v Speaker 10>he had feelings or was interested.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we heard that there was some like romantic bracelet

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<v Speaker 4>making that happened.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh my gosh, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Mean from everything that we're hearing right now, it sounds

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<v Speaker 4>like you were definitely entertaining the possibility of a get

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<v Speaker 4>together for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean what changed? What happened?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, we we went on this like nature walk together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he told us about that.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't wait to hear what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>He did mention something awkward.

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<v Speaker 5>It may not be the same thing that she's sicking though.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, did he tell you it was in a pouch?

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<v Speaker 5>What was it a pouch?

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<v Speaker 2>Like when he when he went to the bathroom, he

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<v Speaker 2>went in a pouch.

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<v Speaker 6>He said he had to go number one.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, yes, that did happen, but that's not what I'm

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<v Speaker 10>talking about.

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<v Speaker 11>To do drugs with me, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Has to be like allergy medicine with this guy, there's

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<v Speaker 3>no drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to do some some afron what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 10>No, Helm brought drugs with him onto our height and

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<v Speaker 10>I was like.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, what kind of drugs?

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<v Speaker 6>One of those nature boys? Brooke, It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 4>It does matter, really hard stuff for more like nature, drugs, recreational.

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<v Speaker 6>There we go.

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<v Speaker 9>I mean it was a large pouch of drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not get that read on him earlier.

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<v Speaker 5>Was using Well that's why he's never been busted. B Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>what did he say?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, wait, did you say, yeah, did you do

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<v Speaker 3>the drugs?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 11>I said no.

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<v Speaker 10>And when I asked him, how did you even get those?

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<v Speaker 10>And he admitted that he confiscated them off one of

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<v Speaker 10>the kids.

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<v Speaker 6>What he took it from a camp. So a kid

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<v Speaker 6>took it from their parents, and then he took it from.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, okay, wild all of that.

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<v Speaker 5>I knew teachers would do that, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>or camp counselors.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so hold on, what's the problem there?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, okay, what if okay, just to play good

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<v Speaker 3>cop here, what if he was just trying to be cool.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just so hard for me to wrap my head.

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<v Speaker 6>Guy, always occasion.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and you honestly, maybe we should stop trying to

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<v Speaker 4>save him and let Maurice step in and handle this himself.

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<v Speaker 5>If he's sober.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait a minute, what do you mean, Because.

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<v Speaker 2>The way that this works, Lana is we have the other.

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<v Speaker 4>Guy on the line listening, waiting to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's there, Maurice.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, I told you this was a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell us you're a drug dealer at a camp.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dealer. I guess he confiscated them off of a child. Brooke.

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<v Speaker 2>He's doing a good.

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<v Speaker 7>First of all, you guys keep saying child, but he

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<v Speaker 7>was like sixteen different old.

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<v Speaker 2>They were good drugs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, Murraice. You didn't mention any of this

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<v Speaker 4>when we talked to you before.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, I don't know. I didn't think it would

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<v Speaker 7>be such an issue. I mean, obviously they weren't gonna

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<v Speaker 7>smoke it.

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<v Speaker 3>So somebody logic, is this a normal thing you do, Maurice?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it was a special I mean, doesn't everybody share

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<v Speaker 7>drugs with their friends?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you need to talk to Lana because clearly that

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<v Speaker 4>move didn't sit well with her.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, no, it didn't. Like we're working you know, these

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<v Speaker 10>are underage kids, and that's so wrong, Like you took

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<v Speaker 10>it from the kids for you to you and.

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<v Speaker 7>Then would you rather we would have gone back to

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<v Speaker 7>their camp and smoked it with them.

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<v Speaker 4>Like what, I don't think you're hearing it, Maurice.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, it's like how quickly my image can change,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like you're like was.

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<v Speaker 6>Going to be kingpin?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, well you know the illicit substances aside. The

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<v Speaker 4>reason that we're calling is because we thought there was

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<v Speaker 4>a connection romantically between the two of you, or at

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<v Speaker 4>least some sort of spark, you know, is that true?

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<v Speaker 9>I mean yeah, but then changed like like we could

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<v Speaker 9>have lost our jobs.

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<v Speaker 10>There is a time and a place for that. I'm

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<v Speaker 10>a professional and that was not professional behavior to me.

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<v Speaker 4>You sound as paranoid as he does if they smoked

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<v Speaker 4>a bunch of drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and it doesn't sound like he said anything on

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<v Speaker 3>this phone that his called made you feel better.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, Maurice, look, we're running out of time, so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just gonna ask Lana, would you like to go

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<v Speaker 4>on another date with Maurice and we would pay for it.

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<v Speaker 4>Pouch left at home, no children around anything, just you.

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<v Speaker 2>And Maurice on a sober romantic evening.

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<v Speaker 6>With his pants around his age.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm sorry, I don't really do drugs myself. It's not

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<v Speaker 11>my thing, and clearly it's important to him so that

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<v Speaker 11>he's willing to get us all kicked out of camp,

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<v Speaker 11>so he does sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Maurice, do you feel bad that you're taking

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<v Speaker 3>the fall for the sixteen year old that originally had

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<v Speaker 3>the drugs?

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<v Speaker 7>I just I don't really see like what I did wrong,

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<v Speaker 7>Like I guess maybe I should have saved them for

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<v Speaker 7>a first date out of Campkeep.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hey, Murray's man, I'm sorry it didn't work out,

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<v Speaker 4>but if you still have that pouch, Jose would definitely

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<v Speaker 4>like to mold up.

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<v Speaker 2>With you in a little bit. Okay, we can dispose of.

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<v Speaker 7>That's right, I got you, buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, connect suddenly Jose's a camp counselor.

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<v Speaker 5>Next summer, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Man.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate it when three embarrassing things happened during an

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<v Speaker 4>interaction and the color only mentions two of them to us.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not embarrassed by the third.

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<v Speaker 4>There's only so many times I can bring that up, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>did anything weird happen. Okay, did anything else weird happen?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you sure you didn't bust out a patch of

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<v Speaker 4>drugs that you confiscated off a teenager and offered to

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<v Speaker 4>do them with your date in the woods the other day?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like this guy is one of those guys

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<v Speaker 3>that's been a camp counselor for ten years.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, and it's solely for this reason.

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<v Speaker 4>He gets the yes he he asks to have the

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<v Speaker 4>bunk with the bad kids.

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<v Speaker 5>He never got his camp counselor name either, it would

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<v Speaker 5>be too.

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<v Speaker 2>Much of a giveaway mushroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but it didn't work out for him, doesn't mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't work out for you.

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