Speaker 1: Second date update, the great outdoors, the perfect place to
Speaker 1: hike around, get mosquito bites the size of cinnamon rolls.
Speaker 2: I actually find a body and maybe even fall in love.
Speaker 3: Maybe the body's alive, you guys just don't need to
Speaker 3: assume the mosquito's got it.
Speaker 4: That's what one of our listeners says happened while he
Speaker 4: was working out a summer camp o. God, the falling
Speaker 4: in love part, not the body part, because he got
Speaker 4: a big crush on another counselor oh my god, are we.
Speaker 5: Talking to two sixteen year olds right now?
Speaker 6: So funny.
Speaker 4: Well, he wrote us an email he agreed to be
Speaker 4: on the phone with us today. His name is Maurice.
Speaker 4: So Maurice, welcome to the show. How you doing man?
Speaker 7: Hey guys, Maurice is your real name?
Speaker 6: What's your camp counselor name?
Speaker 5: Bro cowboy Maurice.
Speaker 7: I was like, guys, like, I'm really sorry. I just
Speaker 7: I don't think I can do this anymore. I know
Speaker 7: I was the one who who wrote unto you, but
Speaker 7: I'm just staying like I'm gonna wait the time.
Speaker 2: Wait, oh bro, No, okay, it's a good thing.
Speaker 6: We're happy, excited to talk.
Speaker 2: We're here for you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry, it's no big deal.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. If it's a big deal, we'll make
Speaker 5: it a big deal. That's all we do.
Speaker 3: We have to air something, we blow everything out of
Speaker 3: proportion and make it a huge crisis.
Speaker 5: It's fun.
Speaker 2: That's a selling point.
Speaker 4: Clearly something told you, Maurice that this person that you
Speaker 4: met was so special, so important, you had to reach
Speaker 4: out to a morning show. I'm imagining that doesn't happen
Speaker 4: to you all the time.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe maybe you're right.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, look I feel like that that was your
Speaker 4: soul or your instinct telling you I have to do something.
Speaker 3: Or he's like I was actually drunk. When that's an instinct,
Speaker 3: that definitely the alcohol.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you need to follow that one too.
Speaker 6: Remember, if someone's not calling you back, the worst thing
Speaker 6: that can happen is they're still not calling you back,
Speaker 6: phone call. You're right where you are now.
Speaker 5: It's a good point, Jose.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 7: thanks for a second listening.
Speaker 2: We're for you, man.
Speaker 4: So look, we'll go slow because we don't know the
Speaker 4: entire story or any of the story but let's start
Speaker 4: with what's this other counselor's name.
Speaker 8: So her name is Lana.
Speaker 4: Okay, and are you nervous right now because something weird
Speaker 4: happened between you and Lana while you're at camp.
Speaker 8: Kind of kind of can you walk.
Speaker 5: Us through what happened, what your relationship is like.
Speaker 8: So a couple of the kids saw us talking behind
Speaker 8: the dining hall, and they knew I had a crush
Speaker 8: on her. So they're chanting like, oh, they're gonna kiss,
Speaker 8: They're gonna kiss.
Speaker 6: Oh no, campers.
Speaker 2: He carved their initials into a tree like an Okay.
Speaker 8: Whenever they were like little times that I could hang
Speaker 8: out and everything with her, you know, they would see me.
Speaker 7: So it was pretty obvious.
Speaker 5: Actually kind of cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going back to that moment.
Speaker 4: Did you kiss her while the kids were all chanting
Speaker 4: behind the dining hall?
Speaker 5: You can't do it.
Speaker 3: Then, I've worked as a camp counselor before that.
Speaker 6: It is definitely frowned.
Speaker 2: Upon, Like frowning upon it would stop brook.
Speaker 4: Jeez.
Speaker 7: Definitely, we did not do that. I just think it
Speaker 7: might have made her feel really weird about things.
Speaker 5: And if she has our counselor, she knows how kids are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was the weird moment for you behind
Speaker 4: the dining hall. That's what you're worried about.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's probably it. That's probably the reason why.
Speaker 7: And I don't even want to call her any any more.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I just I just know what she's gonna say.
Speaker 3: No, you got bullied by some eight year olds. Man,
Speaker 3: You've got to stand up for yourself. You can't let
Speaker 3: that be the moment that defines your relationship with her.
Speaker 6: In his defense, eight year olds are mean, bro.
Speaker 4: And look, camp is a tough place to act on
Speaker 4: your crushes because you're working around the children all day.
Speaker 4: It's not you have a of breaks and free times stuff.
Speaker 3: So I mean, like, what if she's like right now
Speaker 3: thinking about you?
Speaker 2: Maybe did she know that you had those feelings.
Speaker 7: I mean there was this odds and crofts thing I did.
Speaker 7: I made her like a twig bracelet.
Speaker 6: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cute, not even like whatever.
Speaker 4: They don't have the flowers, they don't have access to
Speaker 4: diamonds out in the in the world.
Speaker 5: Bring it, Bracelet do this.
Speaker 4: Let's not bracelet shame him. Okay, I'm sure it was
Speaker 4: a really nice twig bracelet.
Speaker 5: What did she say when you gave it to her?
Speaker 7: She just thanked me and everything. I mean, it was
Speaker 7: it was like it wasn't my thing, big, but it's cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did an actual date ever happen between the two of you?
Speaker 4: Or was everything just small interactions at the campsite?
Speaker 6: Good question.
Speaker 7: The closest thing we had to one on one time
Speaker 7: was this nature walk we went on where I pulled
Speaker 7: my pants down.
Speaker 2: Wait what.
Speaker 7: Only I had to go pee in the woods and
Speaker 7: I made her turn around turn around?
Speaker 2: Why does she have to turn around? Are you two
Speaker 2: feet away from her?
Speaker 5: The real question is what grown man pulls down his.
Speaker 2: All the way to the floor.
Speaker 7: I was at ways away behind a tree, but I
Speaker 7: didn't want to risk your seeing anything a tree.
Speaker 4: It's funny that when I asked about awkward moments, you
Speaker 4: led with the kids channing for the kissing and not
Speaker 4: the the pants down in the woods.
Speaker 3: The kids weren't there for this, and it sounds like
Speaker 3: maybe she wasn't that close.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, Well what happened after that?
Speaker 7: So everything was flying after that. But at the end
Speaker 7: of the walk, I was saying we should hang out
Speaker 7: outside of camp. She said, okay, but now she won't
Speaker 7: even answer my text.
Speaker 5: I just have an image of you bending.
Speaker 3: I haven't even seen you bending all the way over
Speaker 3: to your ankles and pulling your pants.
Speaker 4: I have that image in my head too, and I'm
Speaker 4: gonna keep it with me for a long long time,
Speaker 4: use it whenever I need it. In the meantime, let's
Speaker 4: reach out to Lana for you and try and get
Speaker 4: you a Second Date update. We're not gonna chant like
Speaker 4: kiss or go out on a date or any pressure
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 5: Very very mature, very adult.
Speaker 4: A grown up adult edition of Second Date Update. We're
Speaker 4: gonna do it when we come back right after.
Speaker 2: This Second Date Update. You know, we almost didn't make
Speaker 2: it to part two of this Second Date.
Speaker 5: We didn't make it, almost didn't make it to the
Speaker 5: end of part one.
Speaker 2: That's what I meant.
Speaker 5: I'm proud of us for finishing the first part.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying because our listener, Maurice almost backed
Speaker 4: out of the call twice before we even got started
Speaker 4: with him, and I do understand because he's a little
Speaker 4: nervous about calling his camp crush Lana.
Speaker 3: Dude would be I mean, like calling the crush period
Speaker 3: is racking doesn't matter where.
Speaker 4: You are, absolutely, and I should say they were both
Speaker 4: adult counselors working over the summer together.
Speaker 5: I do feel like that needs to be an asterisk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very important.
Speaker 4: But they had a little thing going on, right, Brooke, Yeah,
Speaker 4: remind us about some of the romantic things that Maurice
Speaker 4: did at camp.
Speaker 3: He made her a lovely bracelet out of twigs, it's right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they had an intimate moment behind the dining hall where
Speaker 3: kids started chanting for them to kiss.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I would call that intimate as
Speaker 4: much as it was being bullied by children, but yes, you.
Speaker 3: Know, it's more timid, half glass full of the situation.
Speaker 3: And then did a nice lovely walk in the woods. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he may or may not have dropped his pants all
Speaker 3: the way to the grass.
Speaker 2: Most good dates end in pants coming off.
Speaker 5: Now, I don't think that was a date.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we do need to call Lana here and help
Speaker 4: her see the light, because hopefully she didn't turn around
Speaker 4: during the pants down situation and see something out in
Speaker 4: the woods she didn't want to, you know what I mean, don't.
Speaker 3: Really what would you pause see that like someone's butt
Speaker 3: cheeks and make you want to call them back.
Speaker 4: I was thinking more of the other side, but who knows.
Speaker 4: Let's find out and call Lana here, Maurice.
Speaker 5: Do we make you feel better or worse? Maurice? Okay,
Speaker 5: what's the word? Right where we started?
Speaker 2: You can't back out of the call now, it's too late.
Speaker 4: I've already started dialing Lana's number, so hopefully she picks up.
Speaker 2: There we go, Jeff get started, there you go. Okay, Hello,
Speaker 2: Hey is this Lana?
Speaker 4: Yes, hey, Lana. We are a radio show. We're called
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, We're going to
Speaker 4: borrow a couple of minutes of your time because we
Speaker 4: do this segment call the Second Date Update, and we're
Speaker 4: trying to.
Speaker 2: Kind of hook you up with one of our listeners.
Speaker 5: I mean, you didn't technically ever go on a with him,
Speaker 5: but yeah, you.
Speaker 9: Know, okay.
Speaker 4: Who It's a guy that you were a camp counselor
Speaker 4: with over the summer. His name is Maurice.
Speaker 10: Oh, oh gosh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, Maurice asked us to reach out to you because
Speaker 4: he felt there was some sort of connection happening while
Speaker 4: you two were working.
Speaker 2: What did you think of him?
Speaker 9: You did I mean okay, yeah, we we were can't
Speaker 9: conkers together and we met there and.
Speaker 10: He seemed nice, like kind of shy, but cute.
Speaker 3: And then that's like the same read we got right
Speaker 3: thought he was so cute.
Speaker 4: He's very like a wholesome guy.
Speaker 10: Totally. Yeah, as time went by, I could send said
Speaker 10: he had feelings or was interested.
Speaker 4: Okay, we heard that there was some like romantic bracelet
Speaker 4: making that happened.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 4: Mean from everything that we're hearing right now, it sounds
Speaker 4: like you were definitely entertaining the possibility of a get
Speaker 4: together for sure.
Speaker 2: I mean what changed? What happened?
Speaker 10: Well, we we went on this like nature walk together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he told us about that.
Speaker 5: I can't wait to hear what happened.
Speaker 2: He did mention something awkward.
Speaker 5: It may not be the same thing that she's sicking though.
Speaker 10: You know, did he tell you it was in a pouch?
Speaker 5: What was it a pouch?
Speaker 2: Like when he when he went to the bathroom, he
Speaker 2: went in a pouch.
Speaker 6: He said he had to go number one.
Speaker 10: Well, yes, that did happen, but that's not what I'm
Speaker 10: talking about.
Speaker 11: To do drugs with me, it.
Speaker 3: Has to be like allergy medicine with this guy, there's
Speaker 3: no drugs.
Speaker 2: You want to do some some afron what do you mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: No, Helm brought drugs with him onto our height and
Speaker 10: I was like.
Speaker 5: Wait, what kind of drugs?
Speaker 6: One of those nature boys? Brooke, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: It does matter, really hard stuff for more like nature, drugs, recreational.
Speaker 6: There we go.
Speaker 9: I mean it was a large pouch of drugs.
Speaker 2: I did not get that read on him earlier.
Speaker 5: Was using Well that's why he's never been busted. B Yeah,
Speaker 5: what did he say?
Speaker 3: I mean, wait, did you say, yeah, did you do
Speaker 3: the drugs?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 11: I said no.
Speaker 10: And when I asked him, how did you even get those?
Speaker 10: And he admitted that he confiscated them off one of
Speaker 10: the kids.
Speaker 6: What he took it from a camp. So a kid
Speaker 6: took it from their parents, and then he took it from.
Speaker 3: Oh my, okay, wild all of that.
Speaker 5: I knew teachers would do that, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: or camp counselors.
Speaker 6: Okay, so hold on, what's the problem there?
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, what if okay, just to play good
Speaker 3: cop here, what if he was just trying to be cool.
Speaker 5: It's just so hard for me to wrap my head.
Speaker 6: Guy, always occasion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you honestly, maybe we should stop trying to
Speaker 4: save him and let Maurice step in and handle this himself.
Speaker 5: If he's sober.
Speaker 7: Wait a minute, what do you mean, Because.
Speaker 2: The way that this works, Lana is we have the other.
Speaker 4: Guy on the line listening, waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's there, Maurice.
Speaker 7: Okay, I told you this was a bad idea.
Speaker 5: Tell us you're a drug dealer at a camp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dealer. I guess he confiscated them off of a child. Brooke.
Speaker 2: He's doing a good.
Speaker 7: First of all, you guys keep saying child, but he
Speaker 7: was like sixteen different old.
Speaker 2: They were good drugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Murraice. You didn't mention any of this
Speaker 4: when we talked to you before.
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know. I didn't think it would
Speaker 7: be such an issue. I mean, obviously they weren't gonna
Speaker 7: smoke it.
Speaker 3: So somebody logic, is this a normal thing you do, Maurice?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a special I mean, doesn't everybody share
Speaker 7: drugs with their friends?
Speaker 4: Okay, you need to talk to Lana because clearly that
Speaker 4: move didn't sit well with her.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, it didn't. Like we're working you know, these
Speaker 10: are underage kids, and that's so wrong, Like you took
Speaker 10: it from the kids for you to you and.
Speaker 7: Then would you rather we would have gone back to
Speaker 7: their camp and smoked it with them.
Speaker 4: Like what, I don't think you're hearing it, Maurice.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's like how quickly my image can change,
Speaker 3: you know, like you're like was.
Speaker 6: Going to be kingpin?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well you know the illicit substances aside. The
Speaker 4: reason that we're calling is because we thought there was
Speaker 4: a connection romantically between the two of you, or at
Speaker 4: least some sort of spark, you know, is that true?
Speaker 9: I mean yeah, but then changed like like we could
Speaker 9: have lost our jobs.
Speaker 10: There is a time and a place for that. I'm
Speaker 10: a professional and that was not professional behavior to me.
Speaker 4: You sound as paranoid as he does if they smoked
Speaker 4: a bunch of drugs.
Speaker 3: Well, and it doesn't sound like he said anything on
Speaker 3: this phone that his called made you feel better.
Speaker 4: I mean, Maurice, look, we're running out of time, so
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna ask Lana, would you like to go
Speaker 4: on another date with Maurice and we would pay for it.
Speaker 4: Pouch left at home, no children around anything, just you.
Speaker 2: And Maurice on a sober romantic evening.
Speaker 6: With his pants around his age.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I don't really do drugs myself. It's not
Speaker 11: my thing, and clearly it's important to him so that
Speaker 11: he's willing to get us all kicked out of camp,
Speaker 11: so he does sounds.
Speaker 3: I mean, Maurice, do you feel bad that you're taking
Speaker 3: the fall for the sixteen year old that originally had
Speaker 3: the drugs?
Speaker 7: I just I don't really see like what I did wrong,
Speaker 7: Like I guess maybe I should have saved them for
Speaker 7: a first date out of Campkeep.
Speaker 4: Okay, hey, Murray's man, I'm sorry it didn't work out,
Speaker 4: but if you still have that pouch, Jose would definitely
Speaker 4: like to mold up.
Speaker 2: With you in a little bit. Okay, we can dispose of.
Speaker 7: That's right, I got you, buddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, connect suddenly Jose's a camp counselor.
Speaker 5: Next summer, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Man.
Speaker 4: I hate it when three embarrassing things happened during an
Speaker 4: interaction and the color only mentions two of them to us.
Speaker 3: He's not embarrassed by the third.
Speaker 4: There's only so many times I can bring that up, Like,
Speaker 4: did anything weird happen. Okay, did anything else weird happen?
Speaker 4: Are you sure you didn't bust out a patch of
Speaker 4: drugs that you confiscated off a teenager and offered to
Speaker 4: do them with your date in the woods the other day?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel like this guy is one of those guys
Speaker 3: that's been a camp counselor for ten years.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and it's solely for this reason.
Speaker 4: He gets the yes he he asks to have the
Speaker 4: bunk with the bad kids.
Speaker 5: He never got his camp counselor name either, it would
Speaker 5: be too.
Speaker 2: Much of a giveaway mushroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it didn't work out for him, doesn't mean.
Speaker 2: It can't work out for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just email the show. We'll call that person who
Speaker 4: is not calling you back. And for our big portfolio
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