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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back.

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Speaker 2: Ell Arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse speak Tex seven eight five nine two says, my

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Speaker 3: big secret is I listened to your guys show every day.

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Speaker 2: Don't tell anyone, but I can't tell.

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Speaker 4: Anybody about it. Good call.

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Speaker 3: I definitely wouldn't say anything to anyone either. No one

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Speaker 3: will respect you if they find out you listen to us.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's true.

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Speaker 3: We understand the shame and embarrassment that comes with being

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Speaker 3: associated with this radio program, even as a listener, which

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Speaker 3: is why we appreciate the risk everyone takes, and we

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Speaker 3: will do you a solid and promise to keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 3: If you come on the Mass Speaker and one of

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Speaker 3: our listeners wants to share his truth today, he's chosen

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Speaker 3: to go by Matt as his fake name.

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Speaker 4: So Matt, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: I can hear the embarrassment in his voice. With the

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Speaker 2: voice change, it's okay.

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Speaker 3: You can rest assured nobody listening will know who you are.

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Speaker 3: The voice changer is on. You are the Mass Speaker.

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Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: You don't even have to say artists, by the way,

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Speaker 4: ye different that's too shameful for you.

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Speaker 1: Uh so, I I probably shouldn't even be saying this,

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Speaker 1: even with the mask saying and everything, but it's really

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Speaker 1: really important. I'd stay completely anonymous. Okay, here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I am a therapist. Oh yeah, yeah, so this is professional,

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Speaker 1: this is my license. Is this matters? Okay, so I

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Speaker 1: can't obviously break confidential reality clauses with my clients and

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Speaker 1: you could.

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Speaker 2: Barely even say it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, exactly. It's just been tearing me up inside.

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Speaker 1: I have to tell.

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Speaker 4: Somebody something with one of your clients.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Oh so I have a client. They came

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Speaker 1: to me. They said they were feeling really really really

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Speaker 1: guilty because they're single and having an affair with a

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Speaker 1: married woman.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, horrible. They're the side piece.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean it sounds kind of sexy in

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Speaker 3: a way, but like it's bad.

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Speaker 1: I know, it's I guess if you're from the outside. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know. But it's been going on for months. They

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Speaker 1: say they feel horrible, but they keep doing. Yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: in love with this woman and so on and so forth.

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Speaker 1: And I mean my job, like my professional goal is

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Speaker 1: to have non judgment and to reflect back what they're saying,

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Speaker 1: help them try to sort of untie the knots and

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Speaker 1: figure out, you know, their situation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, and why they're doing it.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of like what we're supposed to do on

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Speaker 3: our show when we do like our second date updates.

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Speaker 4: And things and be like emotional and non judgmental. But

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Speaker 4: we're really bad at it. Yeah all je, we only

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Speaker 4: have a degree in journalism here. Yeah, that's got to

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Speaker 4: be tough, though.

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Speaker 1: It's super super tough, but buckle up. So my client

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Speaker 1: is very very emotionally stressed, uh, you know, the saying

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Speaker 1: that he doesn't want to be a homewrecker. He feels awful,

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Speaker 1: but he's in love with this woman.

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Speaker 4: Wow. Sometimes it's just that good. You can't stop.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's the advice of the.

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Speaker 4: I'm just thinking what's going on in his mind.

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Speaker 1: But he's telling me that the woman he's involved with

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Speaker 1: wants to leave her husband, like she's sure about that. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I mean they always say that, but do they

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Speaker 2: actually pull the trick?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I was doing my best

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Speaker 1: to help them figure out navigate, you know what the

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Speaker 1: next step is, how they move forward. But a few

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Speaker 1: weeks After that, my wife tells me and admits that

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Speaker 1: she's been having an affair. No, what says she wants

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Speaker 1: to leave me?

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Speaker 4: No? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Are we connecting the dots? Is it the client?

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Speaker 1: There we are?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Rap? I am deadly serious as a heart attack. I

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Speaker 1: happen to be the person.

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Speaker 3: You're like emotionally guiding your client through the affair with

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Speaker 3: your own wife.

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Speaker 1: And I can't tell either one of them because that's

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Speaker 1: the violation of the confidentiality class.

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Speaker 3: They need to change the confidentiality bylaws to put this loop.

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Speaker 1: Basically, I need to find a way to say, hey,

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Speaker 1: I think you need to find another therapist. Isn't isn't

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Speaker 1: working for me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can say that, like, this person has to

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Speaker 2: have known right that you were the husband.

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Speaker 1: No, he has zero idea that it's me. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: completely in the.

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Speaker 3: Dark about Oh my god, my god, and you're hearing

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Speaker 3: all the details about what's going on between them.

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Speaker 1: I mean, whatever come to his mind?

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you have any like good ideas that you

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Speaker 3: could maybe steal for yourself or is that too weird? Well,

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Speaker 3: I mean, if he knows how to do the stuff

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Speaker 3: that makes his white happy.

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Speaker 4: I mean, could be something you used to your way.

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Speaker 2: I see it. I see an opportunity for the greatest

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Speaker 2: revenge ever.

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Speaker 3: Oh you sabotage. That's actually much smarter than just thinking. Dude,

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Speaker 3: that's that's it. I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 3: Where's your head at?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was about to pop, and so I like,

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Speaker 1: I need to tell someone.

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Speaker 2: As a therapist. Do you have a therapist? Sounds like you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so now this is their problem basically.

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Speaker 3: So the listener is don't go to therapy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well I don't learn very easily. Yeah, we're really sorry,

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Speaker 4: but best of luck. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Can we charge this guy extra though we charge him

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Speaker 2: to be on the show? Charges client.

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Speaker 4: All of a sudden, The text in seven eight, five

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Speaker 4: nights too.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, master your voice, and make

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Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 4: Your phone taps coming up right after this

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning