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Speaker 1: the least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan,

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Speaker 1: sure as hell don't know the what's? What's? What's up? Y'all?

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Speaker 1: It's siss and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 1: Seltzer's guys, without any further ado, over to you, Eddie,

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Speaker 1: what is one thing you all say? Go Cowboys, No

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Speaker 1: Spurs go. Never saw that comment. I don't know who's

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Speaker 1: who's you say something about professional sports. They're in it

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Speaker 1: for the money. Besides that that they with a lisp,

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Speaker 1: dry your mouth. They how do I put it? They're fixed?

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Speaker 1: Oh I used to think that. I think slowly, I've

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Speaker 1: these lines are way too close for sure. Some of

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Speaker 1: these games have to be fifty continue to say it's

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Speaker 1: can think of Gonzaga lines like really stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: For the heads up on those bets, I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: You saw a line that was off and you didn't

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, if they were fixed, they would

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Speaker 1: half or whatever. In the game in Kansas losed by thirty. Wow, coach,

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Speaker 1: why do why do you say this? Coach? What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Is there some kind of fixing going on and n

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Speaker 1: h L ref was fired this week because he gives

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Speaker 1: mic records him, and this is what he said. Here

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Speaker 1: you go, I'm hitting the clip. It's eight seconds. There

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Speaker 1: did he just hate Nashville? Like what does it matter? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because you gotta think

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Speaker 1: that it's more believable that refs just do things because

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Speaker 1: make money off games, very very big difference. So you're

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Speaker 1: a problem. That's my little culture, coach. Is that what

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Speaker 1: killed a man? Okay, coach, hit and run. That's not funny. Now, stop,

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Speaker 1: let's be real. I got I met on those roads

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Speaker 1: Golf of the Day and we play it really really

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Speaker 1: And what hole is that? Coach eight nine number eight

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Speaker 1: not only that, but it's literally still on the tea box.

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Speaker 1: stuffing coach. They're homeless hunks not So instead of being ambitious,

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Speaker 1: So you saw all their stuff one day about halfway

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Speaker 1: usually suck to be a construction creer, like I mean,

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Speaker 1: little ee in there, the little excavator. Man versus bulldozer, Coach,

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Speaker 1: the bulldozers are always gonna win. You gotta move man

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Speaker 1: verse bull who wins man versus Ditka got five hundred

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Speaker 1: and twelve to nine? Uh, there was I did see you?

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Speaker 1: What is that I said about a homeless person? I

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Speaker 1: Was just a story that need to be told. There's one, Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's one right here on the way to pick up

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Speaker 1: a kid from daycare. He's not homeless, coach, What you're

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Speaker 1: talking about? King? A king gets gas at the gas station.

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Speaker 1: King's got money. I'm not talking about kings busted him

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Speaker 1: the newspaper. I think he makes good money selling Hi.

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Speaker 1: He drives a great suv, nicer than mine Mercedes. No,

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Speaker 1: but it's a local plug there shameless. I there's one

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a nickel for a pet. Get over here, Katie.

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Speaker 1: It's like Eddie, it's Mr Galberth, seventh grade math teacher. Man,

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Speaker 1: If you were to five, I would say, because the

422
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 1: last house you went to is the one that said yes. No,

423
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,479
Speaker 1: zero out of five. Well what if I mean there

424
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 1: could have been one that said yes, but I'm about

425
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,480
Speaker 1: to leave. What is the ratio of people that said yes,

426
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:20,679
Speaker 1: coming to my home take a shower? Out of guys,

427
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 1: The answer is zero, not one person to eighteen year

428
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 1: old kids. We both had nice hair, we did have

429
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 1: maybe wood chips all over us that not one of

430
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 1: them allowed us to go into We go, hey, we've

431
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 1: been working on the job all day. Our water is

432
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,680
Speaker 1: not working. Can we please take a quick shower and

433
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 1: then we'll be on our way. Sounds like a scam, Yeah,

434
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,479
Speaker 1: it sounds the problem. It sounds like those kids right

435
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 1: now when I go to if I go to the

436
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,400
Speaker 1: grocery store and they're walking around, they're trying to sell

437
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: stuff just in the walking up to your car in

438
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: not not speakers. Hey man, we're trying to raise money

439
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 1: for our basketball team. We're trying to get in new uniforms.

440
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, Like, it's just a laminated piece of

441
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: white paper. Like there's no, it's all Derek, there's no Like,

442
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: why don't you just help them for whatever they want?

443
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,360
Speaker 1: They want to bins beer? No, No, it's not about BC.

444
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: You just wanted to be honest with you, your real

445
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: heartfelt feeling. You like the guy that's honest with a

446
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,400
Speaker 1: cardboard sign that says I'm not gonna I'm not lying.

447
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: I don't want one. Why need things like that? There's

448
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: the best one ever I ever saw was it was

449
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 1: in Austin. It was on Riverside Drive and at five

450
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 1: and the guy had it. He said, Hey, my liver

451
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 1: is a terrorist, help me kill it. I need beer decent.

452
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 1: I mean, that's hilarious. I got one on my Instagram.

453
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 1: I I went, I went to the score store, got

454
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: a six pack and drove back and gave it. So

455
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: what about the kids the store? Though? But the kids?

456
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,199
Speaker 1: What that is? To me? If I'm correct, I might

457
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 1: be rolling on this. It's a scam. So they don't

458
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 1: get any of the money. They have to give it

459
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: to someone best one. I saw this guy had a

460
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 1: sign and said, too ugly to strip, too honest to steal,

461
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: just wanted some money. I think I've seen that guy

462
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: couch not so you're saying he uses the sign year

463
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: after year. That's like the one I saw when Eddie

464
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: and I were going to play golf, like three weeks ago.

465
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 1: Right when I'm turning into the subdivision where the golf

466
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,959
Speaker 1: course is, there's a lady standing there and she's got

467
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: a sign and everything, and I'm like, okay, I get

468
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: done with a round of golf two and a half

469
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: miles away over by the airport there she is. Then like,

470
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 1: so someone drove her over there? Hic? I mean, do

471
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: you ever fall for the lunch? Finish his story about

472
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: a parking that it's a scam. They're trying to it's

473
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: my aim. I no, no, I honestly believe the kids,

474
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 1: but I just don't have cash on no, no, no,

475
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: there's no way. It's the same kids year after here

476
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 1: look like kids, and yes they're younger, like four teams.

477
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 1: You think maybe it's their dad putting them up to

478
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: I think it's like one of those scams where there's

479
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: someone that there's a boss that gets all the money

480
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 1: and they get like a dollar. They don't really get

481
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: there's no basketball team, there's nothing for uniform, but they

482
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: sell that candy. The person up top gets a hundred

483
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: dollars and they get two bucks in that candy. You know,

484
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,239
Speaker 1: how to see if that's fake or not. You bring

485
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: a basketball with you and throw it to him and say,

486
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: on one, let's go lose. I get by candy, you lose.

487
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. So do you guys even mess

488
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,239
Speaker 1: with those kinds of things to find out if they're real?

489
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: Or you just say no? I just say no, right,

490
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of effort, Like you know the

491
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 1: moms that come up with a baby and everything in

492
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: the parking lot that come in and say like our

493
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: car broke down to like and and sometimes I want

494
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: to go all right, well, let's go to your car

495
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: and I help you push it. And there's like are

496
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: you saying you do it? Or no, I've never done it,

497
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: But I mean I feel like if I do that,

498
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 1: then they'll just be like no, no, no, no, we're good.

499
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. The worst whatever I did right

500
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: over here a Chipotle, you know, right here by the

501
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 1: station coach that matter five Chipotle? Does it? Does? It?

502
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 1: Really does? On the library, the one that's right next

503
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: to the one right here goes the chippoodle coach, the

504
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 1: one on West End, the one and first maybe maybe

505
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 1: it doesn't make a damn bit of difference, doesn't Which

506
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: one was it, Eddie? The one by the subway. Yeah? Yeah.

507
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm going into subway or going into chole

508
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: and it's like like, hey man, can you help me

509
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: jump my car. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'll be right

510
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: back out. Let me grab my lunch. I'll jump you,

511
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: no problem. I come out. Dud's nowhere to be found,

512
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: Like okay, so I can go to get in my

513
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: car and he comes running out of subway. He's like no, no, man.

514
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I thought you left. Yeah, let's

515
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,719
Speaker 1: jump your car, and he goes, all right, it's right

516
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: down the road. You gotta drive to get there. I'm like,

517
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: what did you want to get in your car and

518
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:39,959
Speaker 1: go yeah? Yeah right. I'm like, huh. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man,

519
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: my daughter's right here at Vanderbilt Hospital in my car

520
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: won't start, you know, and I just need to get

521
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:48,239
Speaker 1: back over there and jump it. I'm like, okay, get

522
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: in my car. We start driving. Excuse me, yeah, okay, dude,

523
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: you were just making saying me that I'm crazy for

524
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: bringing a guy. So he's not in the rain. He

525
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 1: took my pants off. He needed him, and he starts

526
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: telling me, you know, yeah, just keep going what I'm like,

527
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: and you're and you're following in the directions. Okay, all

528
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: ride on seventeen alright, and just so you know, they're

529
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: headed to Memphis. I'm driving. I was driving a loaner car,

530
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: so we had the ignition start thing. So I'm thinking,

531
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: and the fobs in my passage jump out. Yes, So

532
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, Okay, the next stoplight, you're jumping out, I'm

533
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: jumping out. I'm running like I'm just going. Wait, so

534
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: you lose the vehicle, but it won't be able to

535
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 1: go anywhere. The guys like, where are you going? Because

536
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: I have the key fobs, so he won't be able

537
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: to go anywhere, okay, And then so I'm going the

538
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: way he goes and I'm like, so where and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah,

539
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: just keep going a little bit farther, keep going a

540
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: little bit farther. What do you mean farther? A little

541
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: bit farther? Are you talking like that? I'm like, I'm like,

542
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: hey man, you said it was just a block of

543
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: white man just a little bit. And he's like, you

544
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: guys are fighting at this point, and he's like, oh yeah,

545
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: like take a left here, what the and I'm left

546
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: is totally and I'm like, what do you mean? I left? Right, left,

547
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: right left. I've never heard of directions like that before.

548
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm getting a divorce. Get out of my cart vehicle.

549
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: I mean, we're a couple of miles from Chapole, like

550
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: we've been going, and he's just saying things like oh yeah,

551
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: go left here. So fun. This guy's not even looking

552
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: at the road. He's like, hey, sure, because didn't know

553
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: right here exactly right because then he gets a phone call,

554
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: a phone call, and he's like, oh, I'm almost there,

555
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, fake phone call, No, no, that was

556
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: did you see did you feel the phone ring? Hey,

557
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: that was his boys. And did you lure that skinny

558
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: guy in the Chile parking lot? Yeah? I am thinking

559
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: he has lured me to a spot and they're about

560
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: to get me. At this point, how many lefts have

561
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: you taken? How many rights have you take? Taken? Three left?

562
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: One right? If you took one more left, you to

563
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: run into your originals? Three? Okay, he's making a circle.

564
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: That's just made a loop and saw another one. He

565
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: gets off the phone. I immediately pulled over and said,

566
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: hey man, I can't go any farther go and what

567
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: do you say? What do you mean? He's like, no, no,

568
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: man's just right up here. I was like, hey man,

569
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: I gotta go, you gotta go, and he gets that.

570
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 1: He goes, we'll give me a couple of bucks then,

571
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, what, you're right, here's five bucks.

572
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: Get the hell out of him. Five dollars because no, no, no,

573
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: go to five dollars, probably for the bus ride to

574
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: get him back to where he started. I opened the

575
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: console and there was a five and two ones. Give

576
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: me that five. Oh. He told me to give you

577
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: the five, and I was like, you know what, you're right,

578
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: you deserve the five. Get the hell out of here,

579
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: Like I mean, it was probably one of the dumbest things.

580
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: I never told that story on the Big Show. It

581
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: was terrifying. Is a great story that you're that crazy.

582
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: I mean, because of now all the new stuff and

583
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: and news and stuff, you realize you probably shouldn't pick

584
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: somebody up. But twenty years ago it was normal to

585
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: pick somebody up. And lunch just told a story from

586
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: a year ago of whendn't he put somebody up? So

587
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: get this is college, right two thousand and two, two

588
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: thousand Sam Houston State University, people wearing high sock short

589
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: shorts continue. And I've got to be honest, Harry Bird

590
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: was the biggest thing in the NBA. It was Jordan's

591
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: still at North Carolina. My dad was very, very, uh

592
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: worried about things a lot like the very didn't trust

593
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 1: a lot of people, like this guy is trying to

594
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: scam you, Like that's don't fall for that. That's kind

595
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: of how I was raised, you know. So as my

596
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: first time being outside of the house, and I got

597
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: my brother's truck. That's what I took to college because

598
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: I didn't have my own car at that point, so

599
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: my brother gave me his truck so I can have

600
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: for a for about a year. So I'm driving this

601
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: four f one fifty, right, my girls with me. I

602
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: go to the gas Now wife, before your wife. I

603
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: thought we were getting a glimpse into a past that

604
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: was before I was married, but still my alright, So

605
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: I go to the gas station Diamond Shamrock, and I

606
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: go pull up and I put some gas in the

607
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: car or whatever. I'm walking inside the store and there's

608
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: a guy in the front like, hey buddy, Hey buddy,

609
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: and he just seems weird, like overly friendly. Hey man,

610
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: real quick, real quick. I don't want to take too

611
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: much of your time, but real quickly. I'm a truck

612
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: driver and my truck broke down about half a mile

613
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: down that way. Really man, I just need a few

614
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: bucks or whatever, or you know, you can help me

615
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: out and get some gas and we'll siphon it from

616
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: your truck or whatever and put it into my the

617
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: rig or whatever. And I'm like, hey, I'm like you're

618
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: kind of just kind of stressing me out. So I'm like,

619
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, Like, man, he's like, hem I

620
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: siphing too much gas. He's a little bit high. So

621
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: I felt like he kept moving when he was talking

622
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: to me, like moving in the direction where I was

623
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: no longer looking at my truck. Mr. Still your girl.

624
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, in my mind, I'm like, is this

625
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: dude like trying to do something in my car while

626
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: he's you gotta about the woman in the car. He's

627
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: worried about his car. He kept looking over my shoulder

628
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: at the blode It was almost look at my eyes. Guys.

629
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: It was almost like, yeah, man, my truck is over

630
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: there stuck and I need a gas. So I'm thinking, like,

631
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: this dude's trying to distract me from something going on

632
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: in my car. Right, So I go in the store,

633
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: I get whatever I need to come back out. The

634
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: guy's gone, and I'm like, okay, it's weird. So I

635
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: go take the gas pump out, put the key in

636
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: the ignition. My truck won't start. I started looking for

637
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: the dude. In my mind it clicked, this guy did

638
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: something in my car, and now he's gone. So I

639
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: get out of the car. I looked around the corner

640
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: of the truck. The story is already calm. I looked

641
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: around the store. There's the dude on the other side

642
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: by the ice by the ice box. I go up

643
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: to him, like, I push him. Dude, I don't know

644
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: what got I don't know what got into me. Boys,

645
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: I've never pushed anyone in my life. I pushed this

646
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: dude and I said, did your wife see this? Yeah,

647
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: she's watching. She's in the Pastor say I'm like, what

648
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: did you do to my car? And he goes, hey, man,

649
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I saw you,

650
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: dude while I was talking to you, you were doing

651
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: something in my car. What the did you do to

652
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: my car? And the guy's like, whoa man? Whoa chill man, Like,

653
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: stop pushing him. A lot older than you. This guy's

654
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: probably in his fifties. Okay, whoa man. I promised I

655
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: didn't do any in my car. I'm like, you better

656
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: not of And I walked in my car, tried it again.

657
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: Car started up cool, thank guess, and I drove up.

658
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 1: I like, oh, okay, hey, you know what I thought

659
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: this was going on? Oh? I thought he was gonna

660
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: say he did this. I thought I ward shot hey,

661
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: so then like you pushed the guy, you didn't even

662
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: do coach. Weeks later, I was talking to my brother

663
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, he's like, dude, how's the truck doing.

664
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, truck's great, man. He's like, hey, sometimes you

665
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: gotta wig of that ignition, man, because the starter coaching

666
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: you push you guys like a beat your asse the starter.

667
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes it just doesn't work. Man. I'm like, dude, it's crazy.

668
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: You tell me that almost almost got killed. I'm picturing

669
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: some back country town in Texas and you pushing a

670
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: guy up against a Texico gas You asked my wife

671
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: that's story. She'll be like she would tell you exactly

672
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: how it went out. Oh my god, dude, that is

673
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: how long were you dating when this happen. Probably a year,

674
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: maybe a little lesson. She was just like that was

675
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: really weird but funny. At the same time, I'm like,

676
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: I cannot really have pushed that dude. He could have

677
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: killed me. He was twice my size, which the truck's

678
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: never run better. My brother's like, hey, man, careful the truck.

679
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: It's got a bad starter on that thing. And the

680
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: guy's still back there looking for somebody to help him.

681
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: The poor guy. Really, He's like, no, man, I'm just

682
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: not a gas Help me out the guy the guy

683
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: was actually couldn't find him at first because he's inside

684
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: getting you beer. He had a twelve pack of beer

685
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: for you. He's like, I was gonna buy him underage beer. Gosh,

686
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: that was crazy guys walking out with the beer. And

687
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: he goes on to shoves that. What you do to

688
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: my Oh? What car? Man? I told him just like

689
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: that too. Think I thought he had a buddy over there.

690
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: My mind was thinking he had a buddy over there

691
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: taking gas out of my car while instead of pumping

692
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: mind you know, he had moved it to his car

693
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: or something. Man, I don't know what I was thinking.

694
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 1: I just thought he had done something to my car

695
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: while I was looking the other direction. That definitely is

696
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: an out of body experience, though with the push, I've

697
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: never done that couch in my life a stranger. It

698
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,479
Speaker 1: was survivor mode. My wife was like, oh my god,

699
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: this is pushing that strange. That's the opposite survivor. What

700
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: is it? I'm trying to get killed mode? Like survivor

701
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: run another direction man the trucker. Dude, can you see

702
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: Eddie Scrawn? He asked, this good old truck and I

703
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: was skinnier than I am today. The dimond. I'd love

704
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 1: to get some card. There was a freaking uh sage

705
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: brush blowing around. Oh god, anyway anyone have been a

706
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: viral video nowadays because we want to bust it out

707
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: there first. Oh my god, dude, oh god. So what's

708
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: going on in sports match play? Hey, oh, Mata, did

709
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 1: you go to match? Are you going? No? So Billy

710
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: looked into it. They're only allowing two thousand fans. So

711
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: each ticket is anybody I will do the drum roll

712
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: from the big ticket. It's a spot on. It is

713
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. Billy said to get in, and I

714
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: obviously go, Billy, that's that's you kind of money. Aren't

715
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: you going? And he Billy's like, I don't pay for

716
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: sporting events. If it ain't free, I ain't going. Does

717
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 1: he get free tickets all the time? They have so

718
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: many partners and this and that anything they usually want

719
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: to go to. They got an open relationship or what businesses? Yeah?

720
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: I mean, oh you said many partners, So I just no, no, no,

721
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: like business coach. Have you've been in the city for

722
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: twenty years, imagine the thirty years five. Imagine the connections

723
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: you have after thirty five years. I played that course before.

724
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: It's awesome. I think which one is always it? The

725
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: one you drive? Hey, do you change over the bridge

726
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: and I do? Like this where the boats pull up

727
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: and they can watch. That's pretty cool. They do that

728
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: somewhere else too. Is that pebble? No, not any of

729
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: the ones that are close to the water. Yeah. What

730
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: they should do is over at the Masters, they should

731
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 1: allow kayakers to be in the little ponds or whatever.

732
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: There's one guy fishing, Sorry, took the wrong stream. Can

733
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: you imagine I take the kayak? Well, no, no, crown,

734
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 1: how badass would that? Or TPC You're in the island

735
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: green with a little kayak. Now, that would be awesome

736
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 1: if you could, like like McCovey cove. Everybody's out there

737
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: and there the kayaks trying to get the ball. That

738
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: was only when bonds on steroids. They don't do it

739
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: as heavily anymore, I understand, but that would be fun

740
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: to be out there in your kind. They don't hit

741
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: bombs out there anymore. Steroids it's coach. That was like

742
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: you turned on the TV and you're watching a Giants game,

743
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: you're guaranteed to see a ball going the bay. Coach

744
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 1: Bonds would hit one, not just I mean he cleared

745
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: everything into the bay. The kayaks had to paddle out

746
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: to go get that. So now, no, it's not that

747
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: I don't think that many people are out there, not

748
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 1: every game. They're not out there just going. Man, I

749
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: hope I get a ball to the I hope I

750
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: get a ball. If you happen to be in McCovey Cove,

751
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: you're happen to be a McCovey Cove. Now Gmail, we

752
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: are the store losers at gmail dot com. Coaches. I

753
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: listened to the show Down here in Australia. Never miss

754
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: an episode. Hey down, Undawn, shrimp on the bottom, Patrick

755
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: read did it that a boy? Good job? Patrick Goodwin

756
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: against Christian A busy kutt Ope. And this is a

757
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: pre record. Never mind that was yesterday. Boys, over to you,

758
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: I need your advice last year here last year I

759
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: start start the letter over he's from. I listened to

760
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: the show Down here in Australia, never miss an episode. Back,

761
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: I go eat their steak every Friday night. I need

762
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: your advice. Last year, I separated from my wife. We

763
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: have a two year old, so we keep so we

764
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: keep in contact about him, which is fine. But now

765
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, coach, I cannot concentrate on your email. This

766
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: dude yelling. I separated from my wife last year. We

767
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: still keep in contact because we have a two year

768
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: old that we talked about, but we have started someone

769
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: watching the two years I hope you care for it

770
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: is the two year old with one of them? Yes, okay,

771
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: because they just said we talked about it. Well, that's

772
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: how they stay in communication. Did he get an apartment?

773
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: I mean, what happened? I don't know where he lives there.

774
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: But now we have started seeing other people. But the

775
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: problem is I've started seeing her cousin and she has

776
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: started seeing someone who works in the same company as me,

777
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: and we had to work fairly closely. I don't have

778
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 1: a problem with a guy. I feel a bit sorry

779
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: for him because he has to deal with my ex wife.

780
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: But how do I deal with the awkwardness at work?

781
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: Also does the merch ship to Australia. I got to

782
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: give me some cheers. Coaches. Alright, coach, what's his name?

783
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 1: Do you say his name? His name is down under,

784
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: down under. Listen here, we're gonna make a sweatshirt in

785
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: a month. It's gonna have divorce written on it. Get

786
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: the button ready, coach, I've got them all. Which one

787
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: the are you thinking? Like? Are there no other girls

788
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: or dudes in Australia like you? Do you get? You

789
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: break up or divorce, divorce, divorced with this girl? So

790
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: you start dating her cousin and then she starts dating

791
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: your co worker. I mean, do you live in a

792
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: small town, very small for some branch to be incestuous.

793
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: That's small. Maybe the cousin, maybe it's like a third coach, No, no, no,

794
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: no no, And maybe the cousin is not close to

795
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,479
Speaker 1: her No college, she doesn't matter, Coach. If I dated

796
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: your cousin, you would know. Well, let's be real, check

797
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 1: your date and they got ins are all about the

798
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: same age. It makes sense. And he was a family

799
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 1: reunions with her. She was probably at the wedding or

800
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,760
Speaker 1: bumping ugly you know, you know, you hear these stories

801
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: of people get a divorce and then they get remarried again.

802
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: Do you feel you're talking about those stories? On the

803
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: Big Show. Well, and in life. In life, people get remarried.

804
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: That's a cross reference, coach, I mean, coach in life,

805
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: so it happens. So do you think that at some point,

806
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: if this dude keeps dating her cousin that doesn't work out,

807
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: then maybe he'll start dating her sister and then that

808
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 1: won't work out. Eventually they'll just get back together again

809
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: because he seems like I feel sorry for the guy

810
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: because he has to put up with my ex wife.

811
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: So it still feels like he doesn't really like his

812
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: ex wife very much. My question is is if he

813
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: marries the cousin, does the ex wife come to the wedding.

814
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: Of course, it's in the family award. Well, I mean,

815
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: and and the kids involved too, So, I mean, the

816
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: kid's gonna want to be part of the wedding, and

817
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: then mom's gonna have to be there too, because you're

818
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: getting married. Who's gonna watch the kid? Mom's gonna have

819
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: to go to the wedding. I mean, you're telling me

820
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: there ain't one more fish in the ocean. I've made

821
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: the ocean reference because I think that's fantastic, Coach, the ocean.

822
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 1: There are lots of fish in the ocean coach. What

823
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: about the awkwardness with the dude at work who is

824
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: now dating his ex wife and does the dude like

825
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: rub it in all the time? Like, man, look at

826
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: these girls boobs last night? Me and your ex were

827
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? The guys over there like

828
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: whatever his coworkers over there bank. Okay, dude, what do

829
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: you make in banging sounds? What are you trying to

830
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: reference my ex wife? No, dude, I'm just writing on

831
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: the table. What are you talking about? Dude, that's our job.

832
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: We hammer nails. I'm building this wall, man, Like you

833
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: know how we have to put it up the front

834
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: of the house. I get it. You're hammering like you're

835
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: hammering it to the wall. No, dude, I'm just working

836
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: like I'm hammering the wall up. I'm putting the wall. Sorry, So,

837
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: how do you deal with awkwardness? I I honestly just

838
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: think he needs to get out of the family tree. Like,

839
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: but what about the guy at work? I think get

840
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: a new job something. This is the craziest story ever. Like, you,

841
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: you get a divorce, and sometimes the best thing about

842
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: getting a divorce is just getting away from anyone that

843
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: knows that person right, Yeah, but you go dipping back

844
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,720
Speaker 1: in the family tree. That's weird. And then the guys

845
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: that the ink reference you mixed up. The two continue

846
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: dipping in the in and then family tree and up

847
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: the trees, tanking up whatever. But the awkwardness at work,

848
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I just think if you don't care, if

849
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: you are not, it's not a big deal. I don't

850
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 1: think it should be awkward. I think it's more awkward

851
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: between the chicks usually than the two dudes. Listen, you

852
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: want to end the awkwardness at work. You go up

853
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: to homing and you go, hey, sloppy, second, you little

854
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: you're telling me lunch box that if you got a divorce,

855
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: race starts, Race starts dating your wife, and then he's

856
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: going at work, boys you care about you use the restroom? Ah,

857
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 1: no reason, you're feeling a little awkward, right, what would

858
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: you think you'd hate it? Well, you'd hate it. And

859
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: then Ray comes in. It's like, oh god, we do

860
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: a show together. That these guys are in cubicles. Dude,

861
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: cube life. You can get away. They don't have a

862
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: daily meeting. Also depends on who was the instigator of

863
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 1: the divorce. So I'm the one that instigated the divorce,

864
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 1: then I don't think it's as awkward. If the chicks

865
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: the one that instigated divorce, then I could be awkward

866
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: with Ray, like, dang man, my wife broke broke up

867
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: with me for him, and if that's what this guy's

868
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: going through, that sucks. Hey, coach, I should have known

869
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: that Bakersfield, you're looking at my wife and not the

870
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: Margarita bidger? Is there any way, coach? Does it cost

871
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: money to call Australia? No, Coach, it's free. It is free,

872
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: like on a cell phone? Is him? I think we

873
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: can call on our phone. It's not free of the

874
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: company will pay for it. Okay, that's part of the pocket.

875
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: I feel like we need more more details. I like

876
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: this email, but I feel like if we can get

877
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: this on the phone and be like we should call him,

878
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: I would like that. I can't call him right now.

879
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: I don't know now obviously, send him a reply and say, hey,

880
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: we want to talk to you more about this. What

881
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: is he living up? And then interesting stuff after. I

882
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: want to talk Gold Coast and surfing, Foster's Beer and Marocodile. Dundee.

883
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: You kind of what's different you think of crocodile hunter.

884
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: Crocodile hunters, dude, and listen. It's sorry to branch off.

885
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: But we went to an aquarium and there were sting

886
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: rays and Beazer was pet and stingrays, and I said, besier,

887
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: there stingless. Okay, coach, but that's the damn thing that

888
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: killed Steve. He was in the ocean, Coach, messing with

889
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: stingrays that still have their barb in them, the ones

890
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: that you can touch their barbedlousky, Are you serious? Yes,

891
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: I never knew that, Coach, of all you want to

892
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: find that it's barblous, pick it up with your hands,

893
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: see what happens. I don't want to find out. I

894
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: didn't know that. I didn't understand. I never knew that

895
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 1: was the no way they would let two year olds

896
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: put their hands in with a I was wondering. I

897
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: was sitting there to daydream and playing on my phone

898
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: on my went to go look at the stingers. Singers, singers, Coach,

899
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: there's little kids. They're patting them on the grass, and

900
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: you shut the whole exhibit down. Every I dove in,

901
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: I started beating nut. I started beating nut out of

902
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: a sting. Right, dude, I saw one that right before

903
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 1: I got married, Like I'm talking hours before I got married.

904
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: I went snorkily in Hawaii and I saw the stingray

905
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 1: as big as a car. Oh, it was the biggest

906
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 1: thing I ever seen in my life, at the bottom

907
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: of the ocean, probably about twenty thirty ft down, huge, beautiful.

908
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: It was black with white dots on it, so it

909
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 1: could have been the end of you. I mean, I

910
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: didn't try to go touch it. Couch like crocodile hunter? Man,

911
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 1: is he a crocodile? What was? He went? Crocodile shark

912
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: and the thing that got him with that's what he was,

913
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: the crocodile hunter. And now his daughter does stuff with animals, right, Yeah,

914
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: Ben to Irwin, I think she's pregnant. I've been on

915
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: she's married. Uh. Funny thing that happened in the Astros

916
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: spring training game. Did you see this? No, but we

917
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: did get a text from Chris from LoCash. He says

918
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: he's been going to a bunch of spring games. Guys,

919
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: you all should come. You got a place to stay.

920
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: Can we not get some insight on a bet? Good gosh, well,

921
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: what do you want that? He wanted? Just Texas During

922
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: the game and you go to a live event tweet us. Hey, guys,

923
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: look into this for a live bet. You have an

924
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: advantage by going to live venues, by seeing the warm ups.

925
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and listen what I'm telling you.

926
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 1: One bet you don't want to make is spring training games.

927
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh god, they don't care inter squad games. The one

928
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 1: top I bet on the spring training game. I swear

929
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: they put the bat boy into pitch. I'm like, good god,

930
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: here we go. It was batting practice. You can't bet

931
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: on this game. Like the announcers like, oh, yeah, today,

932
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: the pitcher is just gonna practice throwing the ball sixty.

933
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's He's only practicing his changeup. That's the

934
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: dumbest thing I've heard of. Here we go. I went

935
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: to a Mets uh spring training you know, like I

936
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: don't know, seven years ago or something, and that we

937
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: were standing at a hotel where I guess everyone else

938
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: would standing too, and the bar was hopping that night.

939
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: We had to wake up super early next day because

940
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: that so I didn't party much, but we had to

941
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: wake up early because we're gonna go to the Mets

942
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: training camp and meet some people whatever. And I mean dude,

943
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about nine o'clock, ten o'clock. I mean it

944
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: was hopping people just yelling girls out there, and and

945
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: I remember this one dude who's just like I have

946
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: the lateiest man. I make out with you, make out

947
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: with you, and like, dangn these dudes are hardcore. Next day,

948
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I show up to the training camp, you know,

949
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: and one of the first guys I see is that dude.

950
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: I mean he's dead sober, he's in uniform and like

951
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: he's like all focused and like, dude, I swear I

952
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: saw you like six hours ago. And his name was

953
00:47:54,600 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: I really don't know who he was. No, I really

954
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: don't know who he was. I mean it was just

955
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: bizarre though. I'm like, dude, I swear I saw you

956
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: less than six hours ago, like just going eight. That's awesome.

957
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: The times I hit the best, I was a little hungover,

958
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: uh not not not to listen to that. Kids, when

959
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: you played college ball coach post like high school, summer

960
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: league post, dude, it was no. I mean it was

961
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: summer league like junior senior year coach. But I mean

962
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: I swear if you had a little hang to you

963
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: the next morning, sometimes the ball just went off the

964
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: battle and you take it out of you take it

965
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: out of on the ball. Speaking about ball and bat astros,

966
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: beat reporter Channeler Room says, a member of the ballpark

967
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: security team at Roger Dean Stadium, which is the Marlin

968
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: spring training wearing an official polo with security and big

969
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: layer letters on the back, just spent Alex Bregman's entire

970
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: plate appearance banging a trash can before every pitch. Was

971
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: he really a security guy or now he just dressed

972
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: like that? He said he was Bregman struck out looking.

973
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: Come on, that's but hopefully it only lasted for a minute,

974
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 1: because probably where is that then? Florida h Dude, are

975
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: freaking jokes about the trash cans were years ago? It

976
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: seems like a different lifetime. Two seasons. Wow, not last

977
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: season the trash can jokes. Well, but last year there

978
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 1: was a season, right, there was no fans. So they're

979
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: gonna get it this year from the fans. But are

980
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: they going full fans? I don't know. No, you never

981
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: want to go full fans. I mean coaches be real

982
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: full fans at a baseball game. I mean you're talking anyway, true,

983
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:39,839
Speaker 1: I mean regular season games. They shouldn't cap off capacity

984
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: at baseball games because they're never full anyway, right, Yeah,

985
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, could you watch them on TV?

986
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: It's like, for sure temper cent people there on a

987
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:55,720
Speaker 1: regular season. Yeah, yeah, you're right now. The Sore Losers

988
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: Nations Facebook page, they put up a thing, what do

989
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,479
Speaker 1: you all want to know? Ask any code your question

990
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: in the comments. Let's see if they either reply to

991
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: you or maybe get some of the questions read on

992
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: the podcast. So you guys talk about golf, but I

993
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: never hear any scores. What is considered a good round

994
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: of golf? Breaking eighty or ninety, drinking as much as possible.

995
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,479
Speaker 1: Losers Nation wants to know. That's from Jordan's White Lunch.

996
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: If I break ninety, like if I get into the eighties, boom,

997
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: that's great. That is a great round of golf for me.

998
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: And I mean if I there's days that I can

999
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: shoot eight eight, eight six, and then there's days I

1000
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: shoot a hundred and five. Do you drink when you play? No,

1001
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: because then I get more piste off. Listen, boys, I'll

1002
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: booze it up. I usually keep scoring about the thirteenth hole,

1003
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: and then I lose interest, the score gets a little

1004
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: too high, and uh then I'm just pounding some bruise

1005
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: the last couple. I've never shot in the seventies, that's

1006
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: my goal. I've shot eighty one, I think is my

1007
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,959
Speaker 1: best round. If you're on the seventies, you'd be playing

1008
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: on the weekends. Seventy nine coaches, that's all. I want

1009
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 1: a seventy nine, And I've been so close a few times,

1010
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: but I just never gotten there. But I mean, for me,

1011
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: regular round probably eighty eight, eighties seven average. Yeah, lately

1012
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: it's been the nineties. But drinking rarely, rarely, maybe on

1013
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: a Saturday, just because you get so tired and well,

1014
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: for me, I get tired and tired, and we got

1015
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: to work the next day and now I gotta I

1016
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: gotta walker. So mus car, no coaches, and it's we

1017
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 1: just haven't had the chance to. Yeah, but I played

1018
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: with people that were't going to walk. And what how's

1019
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: the cart? How does it look? The cart is beautiful.

1020
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: I have the kids seen it? Oh yeah, we said it.

1021
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: I put it together. The kids have been pushing around

1022
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: the house great. So they're using it as a laundry

1023
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: basket instead of a golf you're talking. You're talking like amazing.

1024
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: They're driving one kid into it and pushing them down

1025
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: the hill. You can already see it. The kids are

1026
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: playing grab bass with the cart that we bought for

1027
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: three I've already customized it. I got a little thing

1028
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: that you put on the side for your phone, and

1029
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: then there's a little thing that that holds your umbrella.

1030
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 1: If it rains, it sticks right up and covers. Medn't

1031
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: need it today, but I started looking for accessories. Boys.

1032
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: There's a chair that I'm looking into that you just

1033
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: put on the side of it and you can sit

1034
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: down and rest. No way, that's actually pretty cool. How

1035
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: fretting cool is that? It's a seat, a cushion seat coach.

1036
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: We're making fun of it. We look over at Eddie's

1037
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 1: got an umbrella. He's got a little tropical drink A

1038
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: cooler chilling dude, you make it sound better than the

1039
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: golf car. There are all these little compartments like and

1040
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: and it doesn't tell you what they are, but there's like, oh,

1041
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: that looks like a cool bottle holder coach. You put it,

1042
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: it fits perfectly, a like a plastic water bottle snaps

1043
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: right there. There are these little knobs that you can

1044
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: put my my my range finder. Put it right there.

1045
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: There's little slots for tease, a little thing for balls. Coach,

1046
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm I love it. What about the drinks one cup holder?

1047
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 1: Tell me you can hold a twelver one cup holder.

1048
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: There is an accessory of a cooler that can go underneath,

1049
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 1: underneath the seat, underneath his umbrella holder, underneath, ranger, I

1050
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: come with you. Make sure that cooler spaces available. You're laughing. Well,

1051
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: when you're teeing off and I sit down and chill

1052
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: and drink a beer, you're gonna be like, wow, that's

1053
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: pretty cool. And it's raining. I got an umbrella over

1054
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: my head, coach, and I was it dicks getting dicks.

1055
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: When I was trying to get it, I was trying

1056
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: to act like it was from my bother in law

1057
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: or something. I kind of felt like we're not cart people, right,

1058
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: like we're like bros and oh yeah, you know family,

1059
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 1: And was telling me that he went he was picking

1060
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: it out and the guy. He's asking the guy all

1061
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: questions like all right, so if I'm going up a hill,

1062
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: like do I and he's like taking test runs around.

1063
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: Then he realized his name for him. He's like, what

1064
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: am I doing, dude? Just give me that one. It's

1065
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 1: the first time I've shot that intensely for another dude.

1066
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: And it was something that I would actually buy on

1067
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: my own, And at one point I thought I was

1068
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: buying it for myself, and I was like, oh my gosh,

1069
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: snap back to reality. This is for Eddie. Why does

1070
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: it matter of it as a couple or just get

1071
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: the damn thing. God, I love it. The guy was like, yeah,

1072
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: the four wheel is a little bit tougher to turn

1073
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: three wheels a lot better at rotaps better. I'm like, oh,

1074
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: that's amazing. Who cares. Just get it for Eddie now,

1075
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: I know, now, I know. Way he says that because

1076
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: the three wheels you can just lift it up a

1077
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 1: little bit and kind of steer it. That that's what

1078
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: the guy at Dick said. Yeah, he was all over it. Man,

1079
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 1: We're at fifty minutes fifty LB's voice. Be a Cinderella Champ?

1080
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,479
Speaker 1: Would you rather be a Cinderella Champ or a number

1081
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: one seed champ? What the number one seed? Oh? A

1082
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,439
Speaker 1: champ because you're a champion. I mean it feels better,

1083
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: I guess being a Cinderella because no one expected exactly

1084
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: get to be like you haters. Yeah, I think it's

1085
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: a Cinderella champ because but don't people turn on the

1086
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: one all the time, Like, don't people like just be like, well,

1087
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: screw Michigan, screwgan Zag. They won't even worth be number

1088
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: one if they get in a tight game, the crowd

1089
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: starts cheering for the underdog. But I would rather be

1090
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 1: the Cinderella champ because you came out of nowhere. If

1091
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: you're the number one seed and you win, you're expected

1092
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: to win. So it's like, oh cool, you want shut up.

1093
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: You guys were like repeating each other. So you guys

1094
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 1: are so dumb, that is really When did you guy?

1095
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: Oh that was from I forgot to give this you

1096
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: got to close out the choa. I thought this email

1097
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: was still from the guy from Australia. No, we went

1098
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,760
Speaker 1: to them. We're on the Facebook page. Where did you guys?

1099
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: When did you guys get into gambling? And how long

1100
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: have you been gambling on sports? It seems so complicated.

1101
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: From Christina Abata Christina, I was raised gambling my dad.

1102
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 1: That's all he did. My dad hates sports, he doesn't

1103
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 1: the only reason he watched it was to gamble, and

1104
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: that was our connection. I love sports, he was gambling.

1105
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: We connected that way. It's easy. I got into it

1106
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: when I was like nine, ten, eleven years old because

1107
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: of how much money you no teeth. Keith, who was

1108
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 1: my brother's baseball coach, then my baseball coach, he was

1109
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 1: a big gambler. Negative for is an algebra. Kid, it's

1110
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: a betting line. And he would call this line to

1111
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: gamble and they'd be like password, and he'd say, kid,

1112
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: what's a parlay? It's a quiz. And he would teach

1113
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 1: us what parlays were. He taught me what teasers were.

1114
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 1: He taught it all to me when I was eleven

1115
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 1: years old, and that's when I started getting interested in gambling.

1116
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: And the kid got you in. Oh absolutely, you you're

1117
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: somewhat like late in the game or gambling, right. Yeah, well,

1118
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 1: I mean it originated honestly in football. Back probably when

1119
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: I was fifth sixth grade. My dad had pools as

1120
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: the lumber mill, and I remember he brought it home

1121
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: and he said, the only way that's gonna be fun

1122
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: is if I let the kids pick it, because you know,

1123
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: as a dad, you blame it on yourself. Oh, we're losing, Well,

1124
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: it'll be fun if you involve the kids. So he

1125
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: only let me and my brother and sister picked the games.

1126
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: We'd go the entire season and would win like one

1127
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: or two in the weekends that we wanted. Was the

1128
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: coolest thing. But I remember my mom saying, oh, they're

1129
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: too young, they shouldn't be picking games, and we'd win.

1130
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if my dad gave us that money,

1131
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: but we win hundreds of dollars. Wouldn't give you the cash, dude.

1132
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: When we went whatever you have to go a fourteen

1133
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: and two or something on a Sunday, we would get

1134
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars. But yeah, that's when it started. But

1135
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: me actually putting my own money was freshman year of college.

1136
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: A guy introduced me to a site called bow Dog

1137
00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: and then it went defunct and turned into Bovada Bovada. Yeah, yeah,

1138
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: but no teeth keeps with I mean those special times,

1139
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: maybe like, kid, here's twenty dollars. You got twenty dollars,

1140
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: you can do a three game parlay and if you lose,

1141
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick your ass. And that was back in

1142
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: the day. When you're eleven years old, you don't think

1143
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: any underdog can ever win? Like you don't. You only

1144
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 1: pick favors, Spurs and Kansas. Give me that milk, Millie Man.

1145
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: Last when we got I got into gambling. And that's

1146
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: how I understand gambling so much. Okay, would you consider

1147
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: bringing on your significant others for a podcast? I know

1148
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: Eddie's wife keeps a low profile, but it would be

1149
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: amazing to hear from them. From Kimberly Zuba, I don't care,

1150
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: but I don't think she would do it. My wife

1151
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it like I don't. I don't hide my

1152
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: wife like if she wanted to do it, and she

1153
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: could do it in a heartbeat, but she just doesn't

1154
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: want to. My wife gets. My wife gets so she

1155
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: does not like doing embarrassing things. She gets uncomfortable. She

1156
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: is very like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Like

1157
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: even when I just do a print call, she gets

1158
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: on comfortable listening to it. But that they are even

1159
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: I get uncomfortable listen to it, Like that's what that's

1160
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: why they're funny, right, And that's why where can you

1161
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: hear those prank calls? Excuse me? Where can you show

1162
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: thank you? Well? I thought there was I thought at

1163
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: one point we talked about there being. He goes, he

1164
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: does mail back mail dot com. But yeah, so my

1165
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 1: wife is very she gets uncomfortable very easily, and so

1166
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: she is out. She I feel like Bay would start

1167
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: her own podcast today. She would. But at the same time,

1168
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: I go, hey, would you mind talking about Golden Tate?

1169
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: And she goes, yes, I would, that'd be fun. I go,

1170
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: it's Women's Day, would you please do that? Then push

1171
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: comes to shove and she goes, you know what, I

1172
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: don't really feel like talking about going. I'm like, I

1173
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: don't care so what. She yes, but it wouldn't be

1174
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: the easiest. But she has friends with all their wives,

1175
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 1: so I could see it maybe once in a blue moon.

1176
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: There is a possibility to keep it to a slim chance.

1177
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: One last one before we go home for the weekend.

1178
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,919
Speaker 1: What's your favorite position? If you could only watch one

1179
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: sport and had to give up all the others, which

1180
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: would you pick? And easy one overs in football? Give

1181
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: me golf. It's the easiest to bet on and I'll

1182
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. That's what you would watch for

1183
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: the rest of your life, have to watch it four

1184
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: days for all day long. I love watching golfman. Now, man,

1185
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 1: this is a tough not come on, because March Madness

1186
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: is the best thing ever. That's the tournament though that's

1187
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: not in college basketball. Could you would you take the

1188
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: March Madness all year round? No? What what if the

1189
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: tournament ended every month and it started over April Madness?

1190
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: Can I just say, thank god we didn't do the

1191
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 1: coin flip mad guys? Are you excited for October Madness? Dude?

1192
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: That coin flip madness wore me. How would you're telling

1193
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 1: me how to do videos for every single one? Dude?

1194
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: He was trying to get me to be energetic for Oral,

1195
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 1: Roberts and Moorhead. But okay, here we go. It's the

1196
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: only teams on top of mine. Here we go. I

1197
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,479
Speaker 1: don't know if that's on top. After the boom, after

1198
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: the fifty of the video, my kids are like enough,

1199
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 1: like enough, put your headphones on, or something like, we

1200
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that crap anymore. Dobby, there had

1201
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: to have been away. We could have done that easier.

1202
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: We would take up entire podcast flipping coins. Every time

1203
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,720
Speaker 1: we flipped it, the coin would roll underneath the computer

1204
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: or something. It was so fun. We just drug it

1205
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: out too long until I finished. I freaking almost won

1206
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: the whole thing. So you love March madness, but it's

1207
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: not basketball. Man, I just don't know what. I don't

1208
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: know what I would pick, because I don't know that

1209
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 1: I could do without college basketball. I don't think I

1210
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: could do without March madness. Football is great? Why is

1211
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: it great? Though? Because you get it once a week

1212
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: and because a fantasy? Are you watching the football that's

1213
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: on right now? That college football? What even is that?

1214
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,800
Speaker 1: What is on right? I see it on the gambling sites?

1215
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: What is it? A coach, I'm too just weirded out

1216
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 1: by it at being in the spring to even click

1217
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: on it. What is it? Well, it's just college football

1218
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: that didn't play in the fall. They played in the spring,

1219
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: said his account towards anything, or they're just playing the game.

1220
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Does it count? Yeah, the record

1221
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: is whatever it is, But that was for last year.

1222
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 1: Well so the record goes backwards. No, no, No, it's

1223
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: their record this year. This is their two thousand whatever.

1224
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 1: Well they have to they'll have to two one seasons

1225
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: because they'll play now and then they'll play in the fall.

1226
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: Mr just he loves football, but he doesn't watch any

1227
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: of this. I mean that explains have you watched any

1228
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: of that? Coach? I see it on my app. I'll

1229
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: be looking for an NBA score and I'll see ten

1230
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: college football scores and I'm like, I don't know if

1231
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: my phone screwed up or what the hell that is.

1232
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: And then i see on the Sports Center app They'll

1233
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: do a highlight of Dion Sanders and I'm like, is

1234
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: his team playing right now? They all I thought it

1235
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: was high and his was high school. No, he's he's

1236
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: at Jackson's State. Yeah, Jacksonville State. And he told his

1237
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: team the defense, he said defense. If you get an

1238
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: interception for a touchdown, he goes, you'd you the prime time.

1239
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: He goes, you do my dance and one and he goes,

1240
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 1: if we get a penalty, that's on me, that's on me.

1241
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 1: One of the big guys gets a touchdown and returns,

1242
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: Rady turns it for a touchdown, he does the primetime dance,

1243
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: and Dion was going crazy on the sidelines. You know

1244
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: Tim played at jack State? You playing football? Yeah? Hell

1245
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: yeah he did. Coach, he's the size of a max.

1246
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 1: He played college foot had no idea kicked his ass

1247
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 1: he said, it's brutal. God, that's breaking news. Remember that

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Speaker 1: seven foot guy played basketball that works in sales. Well,

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Speaker 1: pits is six ft something. He didn't play football. He

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Speaker 1: lost a lot of weight, there's a lot of softness.

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Speaker 1: Oh my buddy, b J. He's six six and people

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Speaker 1: will be at the bar. And that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: People go, dude, what tell me what your position is

1254
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Speaker 1: in basketball? Dude never played a lick. I'm like, dang,

1255
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Speaker 1: all that height gone to waste. Scuba smiling about something?

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Speaker 1: What are's smiling about? Scuba? He just got a all right,

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Speaker 1: eddie Final four picks? Uh, final four going into the weekend. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who's gonna be all right? I think Baylor is gonna

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Speaker 1: hang on. I think uh, I think I gotta look

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Speaker 1: at the bracket, but I think, um, who's Gonzaga? Plane

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Speaker 1: play that. Gonzaga plays Creighton and then they'll play the winner.

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Speaker 1: If they win, they play the winner of Alabama, and

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Speaker 1: I think Alabama will take Gonzaga out. So I have

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Speaker 1: Florida State, Alabama, Baylor, and then on the other side Syracuse, Syracuse,

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Speaker 1: m alright, I think it's gonna be Baylor Loyola. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be Gonzaga in Florida State. Do you think Loyola

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Speaker 1: goes to the final four. I think Loyola goes to

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Speaker 1: the final four with Mustache Kid, I mean Mustache home

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Speaker 1: depot working dude. Absolutely, I think he's that good. Right, right?

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Speaker 1: We got your final four Texas, Gonzaga, Baylor, Syracuse and Bama.

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Speaker 1: Yeah wait wait wait wait wait hold. Your lock of

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Speaker 1: the weekend could be Oregon State getting six and a half.

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Speaker 1: You just have one different mean ray? Yeah, okay, what

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Speaker 1: did you just say? Right? Your lock of the weekend

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Speaker 1: could be Florida's two. There's two obvious locks. Oregon State

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Speaker 1: is gonna roll Loyola and Syracuse is gonna double roll Houston.

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Speaker 1: Those are two week bets this weekend. If you want

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Speaker 1: to win easy money, Syracuse will beat Houston. I don't

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Speaker 1: think it'll be a blowout or anything. What's the line

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Speaker 1: pulling it up? He said? Oregon State is getting six

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Speaker 1: and a half. That's an I mean Houston's favorite on

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Speaker 1: that one, right, Yeah for sure? But like, I bet

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Speaker 1: you buy three? Why does sports play put the n

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Speaker 1: I T games? Houston? Syracuse gets six points? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Right? Now? That's a lock and then also

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Speaker 1: Oregon State getting six and a half, the two dogs.

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Speaker 1: I mean they could win those outright on Sunday. What

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Speaker 1: that is? Uh, Saturday, Saturday, it's midday and after in

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Speaker 1: a night game, you're getting easy money. Mattenee's. Yeah, you'll

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Speaker 1: have your money by six at night on Saturday. A

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Speaker 1: little dark horse though, Villanova get out? Are you crazy?

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Speaker 1: I mean, have you seen have you seen anyone come

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Speaker 1: close to him? The last two games? They're not that good,

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Speaker 1: but it's the Big East is the week East coach,

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Speaker 1: No team the two teams they played, I haven't even

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Speaker 1: gotten close to him. Come on, I know they didn't

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Speaker 1: look spectacular in the season, coach, but they're winning games

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Speaker 1: right now and they are hot. I'll tell you loyal

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Speaker 1: Chicago Ferry dust All. That Cinderella stuff has been fun.

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Speaker 1: But Mother Tree Sat can't play on the courts. Watch

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Speaker 1: the Nova boys, you guys, get beat or whatever her

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Speaker 1: name is, mother Mary. What do you thinking? What would

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Speaker 1: you do? I thought Nova was playing Gonzaga, but that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Creating sucks. They both blue great color is not the

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Speaker 1: same school in different school. Watch Nova boys, all right,

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Speaker 1: have a great weekend, guys and Eddie, No go with

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Speaker 1: pushing people at the gas station. Great way to tie

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Speaker 1: it all in. And when you see my wife, gonna

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Speaker 1: ask him. I'm gonna ask coach saw her last night? Coach, Coach, coach,

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Speaker 1: my fault. All right, take it back. Both of you

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Speaker 1: hit it. You didn't hit the Take it back, no, Coach,

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Speaker 1: I just tied it all in. She did. She said,

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Speaker 1: take it back, take it out back the jokes after

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Speaker 1: an hour just all fail and fall flat. Serious to

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Speaker 1: take them back? Take what back? What did you say?

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Speaker 1: Why did your wife have an Instagram? You guys have

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Speaker 1: a good Thursday, I mean Friday,