WEBVTT - Episode 200: Lip Service Live Part 1 (Feat. Khadeen & Devale Ellis) 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:07.400 Let's say New York. New York was good. Nah, y'are 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:13.560 sound whack? I said, New York was good. You're ready 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:18.720 to see the ladies of lip service. You're ready to 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:25.680 talk about all that nastiness. Give it up for miss Doria. 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:31.800 Don look Gimi, y'all need to make moose voice and 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:37.200 not the show, no space, Missy sap and he said 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:46.440 to yeah, go city the taste. Don't look gimmy, miss Mahoire, 0:00:48.400 --> 0:01:01.000 no sash it les, But was definitely not lazy, like 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:04.640 I'm like weiting day, Let's funk up some commas kind 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:09.160 of check up and noble. I don't fu guy, I'm 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:15.000 not I'm not got make my drinking. Please make a drink. Hey, 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:19.440 what's up y'all? How are you guys feeling? So we 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.760 are excited. This is our first time ever in Sony Hall. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.920 We love this venue, right, it's not amazing and we're 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.800 gonna have a good time with you tonight. You know, 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.319 we have some special guests, but there's a lot of 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.680 people in this building that we know and love and 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.360 some people that were just excited to see y'all come 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.399 out in the rain and support because we know there's 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.720 a lot of things you could have been doing. You 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:42.720 know what they say, this is a perfect weather for fucking, 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.360 fucking damn you. I thought it was the lip Service Live. 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:51.120 I was gonna say for sleeping sleep. I see why 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:58.040 sleep when you can fuck? Or are you going? Yeah, Stepanie, 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:02.120 I like sleeping a love. So you know, we are 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.520 trying to make this show very interactive, and we want 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.360 to know who you are tonight before we get started. 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.639 So where's travty yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.959 I see him, He's over there. Yeah, I love Trav. 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.040 Let me tell you something. Travs main go. He calls 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.480 Breakfast Club every morning. Somehow he manages to get through, 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:27.239 and he, thanks to lip service, thanks to the Breakfast Club, 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:34.079 has been getting end list dick. Okay, oh god, you 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:39.000 appreciate that. So we want to find out a little 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:41.560 bit about you. How many people in here are single? 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:51.920 How many people like are in relationships at even how 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:56.320 many people are in relationships but he's not okay, A 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:59.760 lot of y'all. How many of your are single? And 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:05.399 he's not okay. We're just trying to do a poll 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:07.080 because we have a lot of questions. How many people 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:11.640 in here have cheated before? What was that? Over? Man? 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.639 Y'all proud to beat some cheat and ask, motherfucker, ain't 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:19.400 you proud the bed? I just sucked another nigga dick 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:32.720 yesterday right there? Okay, okay, so all the cheatings, can 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:39.000 y'all raise your hand for a second? Much? Trap? Bring 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.520 black man raise their hand. Black men don't cheat, Yes, 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.680 they do, trapp echell a lot of them cheating. Ask mother, 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:48.920 I'm a black man in cheat now trap right here? 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.119 She raised her hand in the front. So we want 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.480 to hear your cheating story and we want to know 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:57.440 if you got caught you're a cheating Let's go what's 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:01.120 your name and what's your name? And why you cheat? 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:06.280 Why did you cheat? My name is Rihanna? And who 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.600 you cheating on? Girl? My boyfriend? Or four years with 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:15.360 a coworker? You had a work bay and okay, so 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:19.000 what happened was, yeah, you can't have what's his house 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:21.360 for his birthday? And he woke me about him my 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.640 sleep and he had broken my phone and pretty much 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.960 I was like, what's this. That's not why you cheated, 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.560 That's how you got cut, that's but why did you 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:34.040 Why did you cheat? This is not a jeopardy. He wasn't. 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.120 He wasn't doing nothing for me in the bedroom. No, 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.600 just in general, he wasn't doing much for me. So 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.520 so what the Workbay do that was so special? That 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:48.400 got him some checked down travel, making more money? Cars? Houses? Damn? 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.400 Why are you there? Are you with work Bay? Now 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:56.000 that work bait right there? Okay, no, he's moving over 0:04:56.120 --> 0:05:02.200 that far like, No, that's actually her boyfriend. Hold on, 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:03.960 I know we got a nicket that cheated in here. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:10.760 Happy June, y'all, Happy June teeth everybody. Okay, we need 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:12.640 to see somebody else you cheated. We just want to 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:14.800 hear why, because we're curious. They say that men and 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:16.719 women cheath for different reasons, and I want to see 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:29.800 if that's true. She's grabbing air and ship me tell 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.680 us why. She ready to tell us why to see 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:37.440 what happened was stand out so we can see you cheating, everybody, 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:41.560 But you know, the story about to be juicy when 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.719 the heaven when you start to see what had happened 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:48.640 was let me tell y'all, so how much time you got? No? 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:52.000 I just get in um. So I was with a dude. 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.880 That was Mary talking to the Mike you know how 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.000 I won't be too loud. You don't Puerto Rican, I 0:05:57.000 --> 0:06:00.240 could be head loud. How long me do it? Anyways? Um? 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.040 So I was with a guy for four years. We 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:06.400 got married, um and he went on a nine month deployment. 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:09.400 Let me find out he liked white girls a lot. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:13.080 Thinking I wasn't kicking the rim. So when I found out, 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:18.719 you go all chick pregnant. Damn. Okay, that's not cheating, 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:21.400 that's what get that. That's revenge. I feel like y'all 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:25.280 wasn't together. I took him back. I took him back 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.800 like the loving the wife I was. And then I 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:32.839 met Justin. But you were married and they were married. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:37.480 I was married. And then I met Justin, and uh, Justin, 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.880 this man just put it in just a marriage and 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.640 they never says it was a Justin. Come on, just 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:52.720 you know what I'm saying that I was like I had. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:56.080 I felt like I had to get what he got. 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:00.440 I had to live my best life too. I mean, 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:04.560 I wasn't in Dubai, but I was in Virginia living 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:07.640 my best life. Did you get pregnant? But then it's 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:11.520 the lover, ok he didn't make you feel better it's it. Okay, 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:15.000 it's it. It's the sex amazing. It was girl four 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.679 years amazing, because there's nothing worse than when you're cheating 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:27.120 the sexest whack. No, then I'll be like can. But 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:30.120 by the way, that doesn't count. If that happens, yeah, 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:36.040 that doesn't cheat. This sex is like that. All right, 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.480 So we just wanted together. Is there a guy who cheated? 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:40.360 I just want to hear with the guy's reason because 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.720 it feels like, oh, we got a girl that's saying 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:45.880 right here, right here, she's the one that I've been saying. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:48.600 Get the mic though, Why why you cheat? Brother black man? 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:52.800 I already know because I was tired of the bullshit. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.720 That's why I cheated. And I don't get I don't 0:07:56.760 --> 0:08:00.520 feel bad either. It was fun and fun. I felt 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:04.559 a rush. He was exciting and renewing, and I would 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:08.200 do it again. Ladies, you look beautiful to I have 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:13.640 a great show. That's right there. It was a rush 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:18.640 and I'll do it again. Alright. So men and women 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:22.080 do to for different reasons, alright, So we are going 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:25.080 to get the show started. Um. First of all, I 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:26.960 want to give a big shout out to our DJ 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:33.200 DJ t J She is an amazing fresh out of 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:38.160 college by the way, and she's been DJ since she 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:40.040 was super young. Didn't y'all like how she knew all 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.880 them throwback songs and everything. So she's an amazing DJ. 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.120 Know I do what I do? Come on now, Okay, 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.360 give them your Instagram too, so people could follow you 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.959 because we're about to blow her up to all you 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:55.400 all ready for it's a complicated I'm sorry, but it's 0:08:55.559 --> 0:09:03.760 underscore DJ underscore underscore, t J got so conflict to 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:12.920 score d Jane Underscore underscore t J. Hey, Troy, Okay, 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:17.920 got fans? I know that's right, she got fans in 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.120 the front row, all right. I just want to say, 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:21.960 this would have been an amazing pace for a lot 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:23.439 more guys to come out too, because I see a 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.040 lot of women in the building. Every every live show 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:31.719 was always a bunch of single guys, single girls. I 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:40.560 went really weak. But ladies, girl, y'all know why guys 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:43.720 don't come because they're scared of the truth. That's true. 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:45.920 You ever get an argument with a guy with your 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.679 with your boyfriend, and as soon as you bring up 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:49.800 something valid that like makes you look good in the argument, 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:51.520 he want to just not talk to you anymore, or 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:53.960 like in the conversation, I hang up on you because 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.199 they can't stand the truth, all right, But we're here 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:59.600 for the truth tonight, right. So we had one of 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:04.840 our fai evorite couples and you might have seen them 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.680 on lip service already. Are they up here? Because I 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.720 can't see ship. This lights on and I can't see 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.600 Are they no? Not yet? Other than I we got 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:14.679 the one minute. They probably having sex in the grade. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:16.720 It might be. I'm gonna ask them when they get 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:24.000 up here. She liked the way you want to see 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.199 little Boyer isn't going on in the corner. Any of 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:32.200 y'all ever got called having sex on camera? Camera like 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.920 on an elevator, there was a surveillance camera. Surveillance camera, no, 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:39.640 like no, but on purpose camera. Yes. I was about 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:42.480 to tell a story. It's not story time yet, not yet. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.839 That's your story, g oh man. We ain't got enough 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:52.240 time that many takes. Yeah, no, but my story is that, um, 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:54.760 there was once upon a time when I was having 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:59.559 sex with somebody's man. Damn. I said once upon a time, 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.120 that story time for real, Once upon a time, and 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:06.640 not long ago. I was exactly that's what I thought 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:10.400 when she said that I ain't want to go. So 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.120 he that's how I'm sureing my Well, y'all already know 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:19.000 I just turned Ford. Hold on, y'all heard about the extra, 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.200 all right, okay, Um, so I was dealing with this 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.640 guy who had a woman, and um, we recorded ourselves 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:27.880 and it was on the VHS tape. Oh yeah, you 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.719 know that was a long time. I never heard of 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:37.960 it was she popped the tape in and and saw 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:43.520 and saw us having said so where's the tape? Now? 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:48.960 Oh lord, oh god, Oh she destroyed it. Yeah, okay, 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:52.240 now that was me. Yeah, she destroyed it. I would 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:55.280 have had copies made. We would have been on X 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:58.680 videos right now. Well, you know what, I ended up 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:00.480 getting pregnant about her, and that's not doing the father. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:04.560 Oh and let me tell y'all so we get right, 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.200 the plot sickens. So they were together. I knew they 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:09.640 were together. Um. She went to the same high school 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:11.040 as one of my best friends, and I used to 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:12.800 get out earlier than they did, so I would leave 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:14.600 my school and drive over her school to pick her up. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.400 She was dealing with his homeboy, and that's how me 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:18.360 and him hooked up. But I knew he had a girlfriend. 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:20.960 I knew she went to the school. Um, So fast forward, 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.480 I gets pregnant by him. She doesn't know who his 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.840 daughter's mother is. He just she just knows that he 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.439 has a baby by some girl. Um. He passed away, unfortunately, 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:31.680 five days after my sister's birthday, and she found out 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.760 that I, the girl from the tape, was the baby's 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:43.600 mother at the funeral. Damn, damn. I ain't never heard 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:48.400 this story, y'all. I'm not gonna this was her, this 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:52.280 was the I'm going back to my Reginald. For some reason, 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:56.079 all of g sex stories have to do with somebody dying. 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.480 I did not to him my daughter's father, black widow. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:11.240 There's always a funeral, all right. Well, on that note, 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:15.880 let's bring out a happily married couple who devel then 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:41.400 Ellen doesn't call a couple right down, mail down right, Okay, sir, 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.360 your story or you just want to know if y'all 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.720 was sucking in the green room. Possibly Okay, y'all, see 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.960 how short that skirt is, right, you know, but they 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:55.720 tails long? Though I thought you were on the Keyno diet. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:14:02.839 You're drinking. Um, this is KEYO, like that, pass it off, 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.559 contain you need a drink? I would love one actual 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:12.120 we got we got saying lemonade works. G hook it up. Please, 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:16.960 we already know G hook it up to drinks because 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.880 if she goes, she's gonna fall asleep. I'm at one 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:23.800 point five, so let's get this show a week show 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:33.880 where okay, okay, now listen. Since we started off talking 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:36.240 about drinks, one of the girls up here just had 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:39.240 an incident recently where they actually threw up in the 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:42.440 middle of sex. But then they just kept going, who 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:49.080 do you think it was? Why? Why? No question of 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:51.520 whether it was one of those you were guilty or 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:56.080 a little I'm like, damn, I just told her this 0:14:56.160 --> 0:15:01.040 in the bag. I just so heard it. You can't nothing. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:05.520 So what happened doesn't like this is so embarrassing your 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.920 nose too? For John, that's what happened, Like it came 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.080 in my mouth and it went through my nose and 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:17.240 I just swallowed it. Oh yes, ma'am. I know he 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:21.600 got going and were you giving him? I told him 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.200 I stat it, but he didn't. It didn't get on 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.560 the batter swallow that. I don't know. I don't think 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.680 he was as drunk as me. I get drunk off 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:33.360 for two cups like her, were you giving him what happened? No? No, 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:39.280 we were fucking and it just happened. That's what happened. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:44.560 And listen a little stopping me right, Yeah, he didn't 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:46.760 get on the battery. It was like in my nose. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:52.680 I could smell it. But yeah, I was like, baby, 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:57.280 I was like, do you smelling? He's like no, no, no, 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:02.160 I about you said a little vomit won't stop you. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:06.680 What about a little blood? Uma? If you're not to 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.400 run the red light? So this is the thing, right, 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:12.360 I can't see blood on my dick, Like I'm like 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:17.080 a hypochontract. One time I almost passed out because like 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.880 we was doing it and then you know how you 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:24.520 can smell the iron, Yeah, yeah, I always know. I was. 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:26.720 I was. I was in my joint like I was 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:29.840 like and I was like, I was like, when your 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:32.920 parody is supposed to come? And she's like maybe sometime today. 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:35.120 So she turned the light on and I saw a 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:41.960 blood on my dick and he had such a weak stomach, 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:50.480 like he can't everybody know that rag? You know about 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:53.320 that rag on the bedside. You got the rag that 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.720 you keep where you bring it with you when you're 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:59.160 about to do something right, and then after its beat. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:07.359 Sometimes that's weird is clean around. But they're married, so 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:10.399 then the issue is making sure our kids don't get 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:13.560 to the rags, right, That's what I mean. You might 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:15.639 forget and think it's a clean rag, and you're like, 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:22.520 I did a video about that, right, because Jackson used 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.720 to go into the cabinet and get clean rags to 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:29.000 do flag football. Right. So Jackson comes in one day 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.399 and he got the rags hitting in his belt and 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:34.080 I'm like, yo, what I'm telling you about getting the 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:37.520 clean wags. He's like, but these ain't clean though, No, 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.639 And I was like, cracks ain't not clean. He was like, 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:46.240 I got them right by the side of your bag. 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:48.760 I stay out of my rug right now, stay out 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:50.760 of my I pulled the rag out. The ship didn't 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:54.639 even move. It was like starts. It was it was 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:57.840 stip it was stimp like stars. And then he was like, 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:01.840 what you used those? Wash your hands? Take a whole 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:05.919 shower that sweaty, sweaty. I gotta I gotta wipe my sweat. 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:09.679 Then I wiped my forehead with the rag looking at 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.439 me like you wipe your forehead. I said, it is 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:14.359 more than enough of this stuff, and all over the place. 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:17.800 You're like, it's my stuff. I got a sacrifice from 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:20.000 my kids. You know. Now listen. Okay, So now let's 0:18:20.000 --> 0:18:22.879 say you guys are in bed. CoDeeN. I'm sure you 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:26.119 swallow spits sometimes. Can you kiss him without brushing your 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:33.439 teeth after that? Why? Why that it really looks at 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:36.680 me like that's a snow. Yes. No, that's when you 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:41.480 put it there, when you exchange it from your mouth. Okay, swallow, 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:43.359 not like she's gonna spit it in your mouth, but 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:48.359 it's gone. No, he's worried about remnants. No, no, not 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:52.560 at all. And I care if what you taste like, 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:57.600 not at all. I don't know on this pouch, but 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:00.479 I am not interested in that. Now it's all her, 0:19:00.640 --> 0:19:03.119 she and she got it. I love that that's the 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:05.240 difference between men and women, because we don't mind tasting 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:09.760 ourselves right, because y'all tastes good, y'all good, like you 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:11.840 know you do thing you do. I don't think I 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:13.880 taste good. But why do you think she would want 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:15.760 to suck your dick? If you don't think it tastes good. 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:20.880 She because because it's a scientific fact. You always got 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:24.960 a scientific everything. To her, she tried. She trying to 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:27.600 kiss me one time before, and I was like, wow, right, 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:30.920 she hits me right on the floor, trying to put 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:32.360 with him, knowing that he doesn't like it. So I'll 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:34.240 go in for the kids. So he'll be like, you 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:39.560 know what, that don't come the worst exactly, Keto, come, 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:44.520 if it's not all come, does not taste good? It 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:47.679 all doesn't. I don't know what I'm tastes funny. You 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:51.840 gotta cut him off. Yeah, to the doctor, if sometimes 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:55.320 to the dog. He's not eating right, he's not drinking water. 0:19:55.920 --> 0:20:00.679 He has hydrated, hydrated, she said. It's something that you 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:03.159 always say to me that when I work out a 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:05.760 lot and I'm not hydrating. She always tell me, like, 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:09.520 you taste bitter, yeah, salty. So I try to drink 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:16.240 a lot of coconut water. Yeah, because coconut. I appreciate 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:20.919 you for that, vow, thank you a coconut water. You know, 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:24.879 if he SIPs on the do say, do say water 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:28.159 come to taste like do say? Probably isn't bad. I mean, 0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:32.800 but he was eating man meat downstairs for well, you know, 0:20:33.000 --> 0:20:35.879 like hendy dick, do say dick. It's a little stronger. 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:38.080 So let him keep drinking. You might have a hell 0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:41.440 of a night about him. Let me just stay sure. 0:20:41.440 --> 0:20:44.080 I checked from my I U d strings first, because 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:45.880 nobody trying to have no more babies, so I'm gonna 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:48.119 check from you know. That's how we got pregnant. The 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:51.800 second time we were having sex and I was like, yo, 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:53.920 something right, I can feel y'all U d She's like, 0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:55.480 you're not supposed to feel like I said, I could 0:20:55.480 --> 0:20:57.680 feel it. And then she was like, I think I'm 0:20:57.680 --> 0:20:59.240 as to take it out. I want to have a baby. 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:03.800 And then she took it out. Am knocked that ship 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:08.239 right out. Facts, Now, listen, that's how then, that's how 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:12.240 you're talking about curfews. Yes, So if you're in a 0:21:12.280 --> 0:21:17.439 relationship or you're married, should you have a curfew? Is 0:21:17.440 --> 0:21:23.000 there a certain time that man consensus act that hand 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:26.920 up like suckets. There was a very strong yes right 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:28.880 here right here. It was over here somewhere came from 0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:36.040 this way with the curfew though. See that was one 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:38.879 of the questions that came up on our podcast on 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:42.880 a listener letter. Right what you're looking for I can't 0:21:42.880 --> 0:21:48.320 even see. But it's like women in here. Yes, ain't 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:51.840 no man agreeing to no curfew? Brof do you want 0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:54.920 to call the curfews out because the name? It's about 0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:57.680 the word an appropriate time that you should have y'all 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:02.600 ass in the house. Nah, all right, let's be honest. Yes, 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:06.160 Joel in the house at three am every single night. 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:10.880 But let's be honest, right, y'are not working with this ship? Huh? 0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:17.320 Hold on ya, Like, let's let's be honest. Right, we're 0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:20.840 talking about New York night life, right. Nobody gets into 0:22:20.840 --> 0:22:24.199 the club until after twelve thirty. That's the fuck? Am 0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:27.160 I supposed to be home before three o'clock? I just 0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:30.439 got to the club at one. It takes me forty 0:22:30.480 --> 0:22:33.040 minutes to get home. So what am I going to 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:41.920 walk in the club gonna go? Don't you know? I'm relative? 0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:43.600 I mean, I wouldn't call it curfew, but be in 0:22:43.600 --> 0:22:45.880 communication with me, like, you shouldn't be out till three, 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:47.760 four or five in the morning, and I don't hear 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:49.879 from you that I'm worried texting. I need to be 0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:52.280 face timing. I need all that because guess what if 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:54.600 you do it? We already know what's gonna happen. I 0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:57.560 tell my man all the time. Lead by example. Okay, 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:00.360 we're also worried, right because we don't know be mad. 0:23:00.400 --> 0:23:03.720 Don't worried like I'm mad, but what happened? But at 0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:06.520 the same exactly, I don't want to send text message 0:23:07.920 --> 0:23:09.760 over and try some ship with you, right, So I 0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:12.720 would have been Google set your name in jail because 0:23:12.760 --> 0:23:19.359 it find my iPhone. I am so happy here with 0:23:19.400 --> 0:23:22.919 a lot of women right talking about communication? Right, what 0:23:23.000 --> 0:23:25.160 happen with my wife sitting right here and talking about 0:23:25.200 --> 0:23:29.160 being a communication with me? Right? This motherfucker here does 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:34.200 not text or call ever. I'm always like, just first 0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:37.280 of all, uber drivers be out here kidnapping motherfucker's Uber 0:23:37.359 --> 0:23:40.159 drivers be doing a safety concerned I get it is? 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:44.240 Get is? So how come you don't communicate? Say it's accents, 0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:46.040 you get right? You know what I mean? Sometimes you 0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:48.000 get there and you're at just spint and you're just like, oh, 0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:52.440 I'm in the mix, and I that's true for you 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:55.200 don't text you The pirson can be like business, Nick 0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:57.960 and Cheating, meet me at the house. We're going to 0:23:58.040 --> 0:24:03.120 the club to get this Nick and Cheating y'all know. Definitely, Yeah, 0:24:03.320 --> 0:24:05.199 I will pull up to the club real quick, like 0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:08.800 when we parties. You see that, you see you see 0:24:08.840 --> 0:24:12.800 that right where your girls in the club and they're 0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:15.720 like your man in here. No, that's not happening because 0:24:15.720 --> 0:24:17.879 I'm there too. I took a picture of him here 0:24:18.920 --> 0:24:24.400 that's right behind him. You ain't seeing me? Okay? About 0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:27.040 what if? What if Cadine tells you I don't really 0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:29.560 want you to go to the club tonight, stay home 0:24:29.600 --> 0:24:33.359 with me. That's the first questions, Like no, I mean, 0:24:33.400 --> 0:24:36.400 I'm gonna be honest, Like no, I'm gonna be honest, like, um, 0:24:36.560 --> 0:24:38.080 we don't really get to spend a lot of time 0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:40.960 together because we have the kids and you have friends. 0:24:40.960 --> 0:24:43.000 You grew up with your friends. But if your wife 0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:44.880 the persons want to spend the rest of your life 0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:46.200 with is like, babe, I just want you to spend 0:24:46.200 --> 0:24:48.080 time with me, as I mean, you're like all right, 0:24:48.160 --> 0:24:50.040 let's you know, yo, I can't call like I just 0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:51.760 can't go. My wife want to spend time with me. 0:24:52.320 --> 0:25:02.720 So he's good about that, bigger, but very but you 0:25:03.000 --> 0:25:05.439 But I will say it is very necessary though, to 0:25:05.520 --> 0:25:07.840 have our long time like go out with your boys, 0:25:07.880 --> 0:25:09.679 go out with your brother, go out with your friends, 0:25:09.720 --> 0:25:12.640 like have fun that like miss me a little bit? Yes, 0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:18.360 and come home. Guy, do you do you really miss 0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:24.240 us when you go out? Absolutely? Absolutely not. When I 0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:28.760 go out and I'm just like I missed my just not, 0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:34.399 they don't give a fuck you. I gotta go home, Guys, 0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:37.639 I miss my wife and then I run home and 0:25:37.760 --> 0:25:40.640 we like cuddle, you know sometimes we do that. You're 0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:42.520 such a damn life. He's more liable to come and 0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:44.040 be like, you know what, I've seen this girl do 0:25:44.160 --> 0:25:46.680 this thing? Can your leg? Her leg was like up 0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:50.920