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Speaker 1: come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: got a radio show man. God is in a blessing business.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the receiving line, man. That's a good feeling.

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Speaker 1: I thank God for waking me up in the mornings,

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Speaker 1: I finally figured it out. Such a blessing that shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be taken for granted. The fact that you are up

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's a blessing. Man. I was talking

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Speaker 1: to me last night of what my life has been like,

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Speaker 1: just going over my story with a friend of mine,

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Speaker 1: would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now, for those

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Speaker 1: That's what's amazing and exciting about a relationship with God.

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Speaker 1: All right, Good morning everybody. It is a Steve hard

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Speaker 1: In Morning Show. You did Monday, Today is Tuesday. We

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Speaker 1: the Drake work. Good morning, Jay, and coming in from shytown, Baby, No,

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Speaker 1: It's Colin Barrell, y'all. What's up Colin? And I was

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Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday. You could not have anybody on the team

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Speaker 1: a nice leopard hat all the way from our Uncle trials,

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Speaker 1: I like it nice. Like what's going on? Everybody? What's

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Speaker 1: I'm good, Shelly, I'm good. Put that on somebody else.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm alright. I'm gonna ch'a. I've done enough matchmaking, Shelly.

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Speaker 1: Once you cut three cakes, that's pretty much it. So

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Speaker 1: You know you know how people, you know, people go

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Speaker 1: Leave it in there, all right, let it be, Let

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Speaker 1: I like that. Jay, That's all right. Well, you know

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Speaker 1: to ask bitter man. We'll do that coming up at

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Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour. He's not trying to

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Speaker 1: show time now for ask bitter man. And bitter man,

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Speaker 1: you do what now? We don't try to help. We

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Speaker 1: We'll be here when mister Harvey comes back. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: I'm not the one. I'm all right. This one is

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Speaker 1: from Chilling, Denver. Uh Chill says, I'm a twenty nine

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Speaker 1: What you got for us, Nash as you know last Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you do that? Why don't you why don't

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Speaker 1: Did I did I get one? Did I get out

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Speaker 1: You know. All you gotta do is find out who's

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Speaker 1: you can't tell them now, you swear. They just they

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Speaker 1: We appreciate serious, appreciate though. You keep talking. I can

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Speaker 1: come on back, come on, come on. September twenty five.

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Speaker 1: National News. Right after this, you're listening to the Stry

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, guys, miss Anne is standing by

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Speaker 1: with today's national news. President Biden met with Louisiana leaders

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Speaker 1: be welcomed. At this point in today's entertainment news. As

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Speaker 1: we move on, Her is going to Hollywood. This is

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Speaker 1: according to the Hollywood Reporter. They're saying that Her has

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Speaker 1: It will be produced by Oprah Winfrey and Stephen Spielberg,

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Speaker 1: Wow nineteen eighty five. Oprah was a star and Steelberg

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Speaker 1: was the director. The Colored Purple is currently slated for

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Speaker 1: a December twenty twenty three release. W Yeah, I can't

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Speaker 1: a solid. When you get ready to watch, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: take up the whole day, right. Yes, it was good.

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Speaker 1: And Carla, we have some music News. Yes we do. Drake. Drake,

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Speaker 1: this out new album maybe uh huh, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: Certified Love a Boy. Album has a release date of

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Speaker 1: this Friday, September third. So when Drake made the announcement,

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Speaker 1: all of that, but yesterday he posted the message about

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Speaker 1: Labor Day weekend. He's dropping the album and pregnant women emoji.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I think it was about twelve pregnant women. So

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Speaker 1: people are guessing that since the album comes out the

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Speaker 1: ninth month of the year, Labor Day weekend, that's why

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Speaker 1: know if that's it, but that's what a lot of

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Speaker 1: you will. So that's a music news all right, Thank you, Carlin.

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Speaker 1: There you go, all right. Time now for headlines, Jay,

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Speaker 1: what you got? All right, everybody, it's time for the

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Speaker 1: news with miss an trip. Thanks Jay, and good morning everyone.

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Speaker 1: This is a trip with the news. Well, here we go.

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Speaker 1: The US war and Afghanistan has finally ended as final

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Speaker 1: evacuation flights departed Kabbal Airport yesterday, which was the thirty

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Speaker 1: first in the east. You know sunrises in the east,

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Speaker 1: and so it's the time. The last American military forces

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Speaker 1: left Afghanistan late Monday, ending a twenty year occupation which

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Speaker 1: began shortly after the nine to eleven attacks. You may remember,

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Speaker 1: the war cost the US taxpayers two trillion dollars with

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Speaker 1: the tea and were than one hundred and seventy of

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Speaker 1: people lost their lives. Americans about twenty four hundred. Military

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Speaker 1: authorities say that all US equipment left behind was irreparably

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Speaker 1: damaged on purpose, but also left behind with Afghans who

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Speaker 1: Reports are that scores of Afghans are pressing the border

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Speaker 1: with Pakistan. Secretary State Anthony B. Lincoln says there's no

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Speaker 1: deadline on getting Afghans out who want to leave in

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Speaker 1: that now it's more of a diplomatic mission. A new

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Speaker 1: chapter of America's engagement with Afghanistan has begun. It's one

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Speaker 1: in which we will lead with our diplomacy. The military

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Speaker 1: mission is over, a new diplomatic mission has begun, and

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Speaker 1: the Secretary State says that the US presence in Kabbal

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Speaker 1: has now been moved to Katar, saying that the US

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Speaker 1: will be nevertheless maintaining a robust counter terrorism capability in Katter.

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Speaker 1: Some one hundred and twenty thousand people were flown out

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Speaker 1: of Kabal Airport. Meanwhile, a planeload of much needed medical

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Speaker 1: and health supplies has landed in Afghanistan. It's the first

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Speaker 1: shipment of such medical health since the Taliban took over

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Speaker 1: the country in mid August. The World Health Organization says

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Speaker 1: that a reliable humanitarian bridge, as they call it, is

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Speaker 1: the first step in meeting the needs of millions of

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Speaker 1: vulnerable Afghans. Supplies to be distributed to health facilities all

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Speaker 1: over that country. More help is arriving in Louisiana other

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Speaker 1: parts of the Gulf Coast after millions of residents wrote

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Speaker 1: out one of these strongest hurricanes to hit the US mainland,

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Speaker 1: made even worse because of climate change. The governor Louisiana

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Speaker 1: estimates a number of people currently without power there at

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Speaker 1: least two million, and there have now been reports of

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Speaker 1: at least three deaths, and they think that they may

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Speaker 1: find more now that people are going back to their

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Speaker 1: homes and lifting trees and stuff like that that they

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Speaker 1: may unfortunately find more people who have died the sight

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Speaker 1: of that horrific condominium collapse in Miami Beach where nearly

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Speaker 1: one hundred people has died. That's list is for sale.

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Speaker 1: The judge wants the property sold as quickly as possible

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Speaker 1: so that the money can be divided among the survivors

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Speaker 1: and the families of those killed when part of that

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Speaker 1: twelve story structure suddenly fell in on itself during the

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Speaker 1: wee hours of June twenty fourth, where it is one

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Speaker 1: developers already willing to put up about one hundred and

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Speaker 1: twenty million dollars for the site. Now back to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Mourning Show. You're listening to show. Come on,

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Speaker 1: tom Me introduce your boy. He is here. How deep

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Speaker 1: do y'all want to go? Halfway in there? All the

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Speaker 1: way through back in front? Now, let's go halfway. We

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Speaker 1: went all the way in last weekend. I can just

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Speaker 1: keep it in that front load. We're going halfway, ladies, halfway,

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Speaker 1: halfway into the mine, halfway into the mind of the

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Speaker 1: one and only Jay Anthony Brown. Buckle up and hold

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Speaker 1: tight and we go all right, everybody. First of all,

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Speaker 1: Ashure Theater in Myrtle Beat, South Carolina. Riddles Comedy Club, Chicago,

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Speaker 1: ten and eleven. All right, it's time. People have been

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Speaker 1: asking for it. It's time again. It smokes out. Here

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Speaker 1: we go, smoke smoke, cut up, cut there we go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go. You can never have

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Speaker 1: too many white shirts or white friends. You can never

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Speaker 1: have this ignorant you ever know, those people who don't

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Speaker 1: Oh god, did you know the number one phrase that

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Speaker 1: Followed by I tried to tell him, all right, smoke,

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Speaker 1: you're too big. If you are, she will tell you.

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Speaker 1: If she don't, then you ain't okay, smocks, this ain't

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Speaker 1: her halfway, this all away, go all the way in

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Speaker 1: to day. I remember. Remember if you have company over

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Speaker 1: to the house and somebody yells out where do you

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Speaker 1: keep your plunger? They need that right away. Okay. If

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Speaker 1: Please rush right up there. He's the smoke thoughts by

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Speaker 1: Janny Brown. Smoke touch huh huh huh is the sound

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Speaker 1: you here when you put something together and you still

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Speaker 1: have a lot of pieces left over? Facts? Okay, these

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Speaker 1: coming up and coming up at thirty four minutes after

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Speaker 1: whatever roundtable discussion, I guess on some of today's national headlines. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's see what we think right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steven Show. Attention Steve Harvey Nation. If you

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Speaker 1: want to help those impacted by Hurricane Ida, please go

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Speaker 1: to Redcross dot org and please donate whatever it is

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Speaker 1: you can. Okay, Yes, time now for a mental health

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Speaker 1: check in our roundtable discussion on the crisis that are

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Speaker 1: going on in the country right now. So many natural disasters,

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Speaker 1: Hurricane Ida, Afghanistan, the end to the United States longest war,

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Speaker 1: and the pandemic. This is a crazy time in our

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Speaker 1: country and the need for crisis driven leadership comes to

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Speaker 1: all presidents. It seems like it's Biden's turn right now.

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Speaker 1: So here's a question, how are you guys feeling about

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Speaker 1: the headlines and everything going on in the untreat right now?

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Speaker 1: It's a lot, It's a lot. It's heavy and it

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Speaker 1: and it always is, you know, yeah, it always is.

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Speaker 1: But I think the underlying thing, the pandemic that you know,

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Speaker 1: that just makes it even worse that you know, it

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Speaker 1: is heavy. Carlo, You're you're absolutely definitely heavy. And one

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Speaker 1: thing I definitely like about Biden is that, you know,

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Speaker 1: with the Afghanistan problem, he really owned up to making

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Speaker 1: a mistake and said that, you know, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if he said he wished he'd done it a different way,

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Speaker 1: but he does say you know, it stops with me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's something we didn't get from Trump, and you never

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Speaker 1: got anything from Trump to face. Yeah, So I mean

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Speaker 1: he isn't a tough position because the pull of troops

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Speaker 1: out of Afghanistan the way he did was just a

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Speaker 1: huge mistake, a huge mistake. But you're right, it's not

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Speaker 1: his war, so not to make any excuses, Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: did it the way he did it. You know, what's

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Speaker 1: the best way to have done it? Though? Should he

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Speaker 1: have pulled out it slowly and nobody knows he pulling

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Speaker 1: out how you do it well. I think making then

633
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 1: announcement that you're gonna pull out was definitely a big mistake.

634
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: And not securing troops so that you could get the

635
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: people who work for the United States out first. That

636
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: could have been done first, because, yeah, the same I

637
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: think the intel that he got. I would think that

638
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: our intelligent agencies, the information that they had, they made

639
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: the decision on what they had, and I think that

640
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: Taliban reacted differently, and you know, you can't trust what

641
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: they're going to do anyway. So it kind of goes

642
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: back to what you said, Tommy, it wouldn't It almost

643
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: is like you and don't forget their leadership left over there. Yeah. Yeah,

644
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,479
Speaker 1: And I don't think that they thought that that would happen,

645
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: that that would have to stand and President would go

646
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 1: would not go down with the ship, like you said before,

647
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: Shirley so quickly. I mean, he pretty much just walked away.

648
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, this year, I think with

649
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I think we the beginning of the

650
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,919
Speaker 1: year in spring, we had a glimmer hope with the pandemic. Yeah,

651
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: you know, I think we were feeling, you know a

652
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: little bit better. But now this ending of the summer,

653
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: you know, with the disasters, you just gotta be safe.

654
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: You gotta stay prayed up. Yes, you got to stay

655
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: prayed up, man, because we we we met with some

656
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,919
Speaker 1: things that we've never seen before. Pandemic. I never thought

657
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,439
Speaker 1: we would have seen anything like this. Of course we see.

658
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: You know. Then when once the natural disasters happened, My god,

659
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: you can do about those. Nothing you can do about yeah.

660
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: So it's so much coming at one time, you know,

661
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: like Carlin's mamma used to say, you know, stop the world,

662
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: let me get off, you know what I mean, and

663
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: that we just yeah, don't forget they're still trying to

664
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: take our voting rights away. I mean, there's so much

665
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: going on in this country right now. We have to

666
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: be aware of everything and be prepared, you know, as

667
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: much as we can for for everything. Um, you know,

668
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: he's he's our leader, that's who we voted in to

669
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: be president. So and he's dealing with a lot at Yeah. Yeah,

670
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: I still think he's a man for the job, you know,

671
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: and we'll see it's not over, you know. And then

672
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: on voting, right, because that's something absolutely absolutely, we do, yes,

673
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: which is ridiculous that we even have to deal have

674
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: to deal with that is in the right yeah, in

675
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: the midst of all of this, you know, yeah, yeah,

676
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: all right. If you want to comment on what we're

677
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 1: saying or on a roundtable discussion for today, go to

678
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,919
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey f M dot com. Leave your comment. We'd

679
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: love to hear from you. As always. Coming up next,

680
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna switch gears and get the prank phone call

681
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: for today from the nephew. Right after this, you're listening

682
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the

683
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's

684
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject my brother's daddy's wife. Okay,

685
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 1: my brothers wife. Yeah. I was like, isn't that your mom?

686
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: But wait, we'll get into it if we'll get into

687
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: it in just a little bit. But right now the

688
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you

689
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: got for us? And al hell, Gators football about to start? Okay,

690
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 1: NFL about to jump off, and about what about another

691
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: week and a half the football first game about to happen, Yeah,

692
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: week Thursday. Yeah, so tail Gators you know, as you know,

693
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: they're getting they're getting ripped up. You already know when

694
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever went out, you know

695
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: and tailgated before the game happens. But it's this is serious,

696
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: serious stuff right here. Okay, hell gat us let's go.

697
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: Are you ready or some football? Come on? Can man?

698
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: I'll speak to t Rock speaking? Is this t Rock? Yeah?

699
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 1: What's up? Hey? Man? Let me ask you something. All

700
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: last year y'all was tailgating here in the parking lot

701
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 1: at the apartments. Or y'all doing that again this year? Yeah? Always,

702
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: that's what we do. Hey man, Hey, listen, man, I

703
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: just move here about a year ago. Let me tell

704
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: you something. All that noisy y'all be making down there. Man,

705
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: I need to go to the need to get y'all

706
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: some money, go to the game. Man, hold on, hold on, man,

707
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. First of all, I

708
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: don't know you walk. My thing is, hey, we we

709
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 1: would do out of here, man, we all get together, brother,

710
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: go to work. Man, at the end of the week.

711
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: Want we want to get together and throw a little

712
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 1: barbecue whatever, that's what we do. Let me call with that, dude.

713
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: You been away. Come y'all making too much for you.

714
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: I live here in an apartment. Soon, Man, y'all making

715
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: too much. Tell you what I tell you. We should

716
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: want to talk all that noise about what we're doing

717
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: out here. Man, I say you bang your bucket down

718
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: here and say it to my place. Who are you? Hey? Man,

719
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: don't don't worry about who I am? But oh man, first, man,

720
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,439
Speaker 1: I'm trying to have a good day, and I'm gonna

721
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: hear some like this. Come on, man, who are you

722
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: supposed to be? Man, I'm te rock down. I'll come

723
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: down and we do what we do. We all get together.

724
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: We try to have a good time with it. You

725
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: want to come with this, I'm gonna try to miss

726
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: my day up. He knows we gonna doe call man. Man.

727
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: You know y'all all that noise, man, disturbing people while

728
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: they're in there. No, Man, let's say look here, I'm

729
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: play at the end of the week. Man, bros. Get together,

730
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: put the money together, man, and we get together and

731
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,399
Speaker 1: we try to have a good time. If you want

732
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: to come down and join us, man, you more than welcome.

733
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you more than welcome. Brother, Come down,

734
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: drive a play man. But man, please don't try to

735
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: miss my day of dot Please don't, man, please, man,

736
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying, y'all missing month day up with all that

737
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: day I'm noise. Man, Come man, look, this is what

738
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: we do. You want to join, you to join, You

739
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: ain't gonna join. Shut the hell up, hey, man, let

740
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: me do what you're gonna do. But let let us

741
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 1: do what we do. This is you doing the weekend.

742
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: This is how we a. We leave our fifth We're

743
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: gonna try to do something, get together and have a

744
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: good time. And you want to try to miss that up?

745
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: Make y'all that man, man, all understanding is man? If

746
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: y'all tell game, why do't y'all call y'all down to

747
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: the stadium man in white place. We can't go down there, man,

748
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: we don't want to go down there. We want to

749
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: get together. Well we You are right. This is what

750
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: we do, man, this is what we do. Ain't nobody

751
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: ever complain? Now one time? Now one tell you the

752
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: first person ever complain we've been doing it three is

753
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: it's the first time we ever had a complaint. You

754
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: know you don't drid your mother of white white white?

755
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 1: Why y'all don'ta buy y'all some tickets to the damn game. Man,

756
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: What why y'all go go to the game. Why the

757
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: game to be in my parking lot? Well, I teel

758
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: like this, man, we can't afford a ticket. Man, So

759
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: we do. We should get together. We do what we can.

760
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: We put our money together. We get together, and that's

761
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: what we do again. Like I said early, man, you

762
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: more the well comes down? You want to bring his

763
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: old monkey? Ow? Yeah, go man, gone with that doctor,

764
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: gone with that man. Let me let me, let me,

765
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: let me tell you this right here. Man, if y'all

766
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: find up pit on Sunday, I'm coming down there and

767
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: turning it. Don't tall what over? You know what y'all

768
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: want on. I'm turning y'all, y'all find it, pit up,

769
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: And I promise you I'm gonna turning the damn barbecue pitto.

770
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: And I promise you'd be standing at the top of

771
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: the church. You will be staring at the top of

772
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: the church. And that shon had me to pick the flow.

773
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: You're gonna hit the floor. Man, You're gonna hit the

774
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: don't don't find and pit up Sunday. You hit me,

775
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,399
Speaker 1: do not find it I can't. It's gonna be no fat.

776
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking for the pit now, I'm looking for him

777
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: that it's gonna be out there. It's gonna be out there.

778
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm curing your muther find that they told you that

779
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: you're disturbing people, and you're disturbing me more than anything,

780
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: you know, And y'all nail here. I'm gonna all last year,

781
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: y'all tell Gady right here in the damn apartments. Man,

782
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: that's crazy, you know what. I always apologize you, but

783
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: let me stay like this here. Man. You don't y'all.

784
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: I don't say you come down and get a place.

785
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 1: You come down and Joinda. No, we's just getting together,

786
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: trying to make it a family down here. Just what

787
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: you want to bring to me? Man, you don't come

788
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: out to I'm on the other level now, I'm on

789
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: that other level. Mean I know, my man. I was

790
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: on the other level midway through the season last years

791
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: when all that day I'm nor its. Man. Man, Oh

792
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: my god, man, look, let me tell you something. Mommy

793
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: hit the show or somebody to come back and disturbing

794
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: what we do. What we do, it's gonna go down.

795
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, like that we ain't trying to

796
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: have no wish on the no proud. We donnna get

797
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 1: down like that. Were trying to have a good time.

798
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: That's all we do. We're doing it for three years.

799
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: We got the kids out here playing. We got the

800
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: big screen out where everybody to watch the game. You know,

801
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: I extended my love about to come out half. I

802
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: play with it. But you're gonna talk about coming knocking

803
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: my meal as long as I work. I promise you,

804
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 1: I ma, men touch the ground. You're gonna touch the ground.

805
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I'll go there with that. Many don't

806
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, look at him, man, I'm telling you

807
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: right now, y'all. Soon as I swar that bard q pit,

808
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: so when I smell a little charcoal, I promise you

809
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: I'm turning it. So y'all ain't doing this this year. Man,

810
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: y'all ain't doing it this year? Are you? Man? For him?

811
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: I'm wre you live? Doct you present yourself to me? Man?

812
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: What you do that? You know what I mean? You

813
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: can meet at the leasing officer. Come on, I'm at leasing.

814
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: I wanna start walking right after the leases off Right now, flo,

815
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 1: I see who the hell I'm talking to this man

816
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: this okay, Well you need to see who's gonna turn

817
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: this pit over? Y'all ain't going Yeah, man, I want

818
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: to see that. I want to see that happen because Susan,

819
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: Susans touching my pit. It that mean hits the flow.

820
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 1: You're donna hit the flow, quicken and the meat will.

821
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying to have a good talent on blafter you're

822
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: trying to get together. Man, everybody comes and drinking bill,

823
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 1: nobody saying nothing, but I don't want to say. Getting

824
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: your muscle's gonna come out. Okay, I'll tell you what.

825
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: Bring you to the leasing office and I polish you.

826
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm up in the head. Because I'm in the head.

827
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: You need you need to bring somebody with you. That's

828
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: what you need to do. Okay. I'm an. I think

829
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm a brain with me. I got two PM a

830
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: brain with me. It's gonna be me, myself and I

831
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: and I've been through this here. You wanna putting no

832
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: meat on that grill comes Sunday, Okay, I won't putting

833
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: it all right on that crib. Now you rid me,

834
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: y'all you're gonna need me at the leasing office is

835
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: on I'm a beat. Okay, okay, but dude, you know

836
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: who you do? You know who you're playing with? No,

837
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: I don't, and I'll BOMs when I find you. You

838
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: don't know who you're playing with? Let me let me

839
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: tell you who I am? Yeah, tell me who you are?

840
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: Tell you I am, nephew coming from the Steve Harby

841
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got prank by your boy Bobby. Oh,

842
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm many. He rock you y'all. Y'all, y'all still man

843
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: o man neshing you Matthew, ma'a. I'm sorry, man, you

844
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: was you was fired up? You are am? It says

845
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: hot out here anyway. We don't care. We're gonna we

846
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: can take it. Man, y'all, y'all, y'all gave Sunday man,

847
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: that's what we do. Everybody pitching in and we all

848
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: get together. Man, it's a it's a family thing. Oh,

849
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, you good? Man? You good. Let me

850
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: ask you this. What's the badest radio showing the land

851
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: man the Steve Harby Morning Show? Brother? Anybody want to

852
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: tell gate with me? Next? They stopped? They stopped. Oh

853
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: seven and Jay. The food gets prepped the night before. Okay,

854
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: the food gets prepped. They hits a trailer to the

855
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: truck and they rolling to the to the ballpark, and

856
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: trust me, it goes down. They got a tenant, they

857
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: got it mapped out. Everything is. It's gonna be three

858
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 1: or four ass whippers in the parking lot. Now that's

859
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 1: gonna happen for the game, Tommy, Oh for nothing called

860
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: y'all threw the ball over here? It lanto hit by

861
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: Bob cup It. We say the hell now we and

862
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: you got a jersey on that's the opposite team. And

863
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: then for some reason you have decided to tell gate

864
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 1: over here we can jump on you. That's that's that's

865
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: another fight. Anything, anything, anything sounds like a party to me.

866
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it. I love it. Getting

867
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: ready football seasons about to happen September twenty fourth to

868
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: twenty five. It's also about to happen to fool when

869
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: it's coming to time. That's right, huh West Palm Beach, Flawda.

870
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,720
Speaker 1: The improv tickets are own zeal right now to Friday

871
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: to Saturday that September twenty fourth and twenty five. Tickets

872
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: on zill right now. Thank you, nephew. Up next Strawberry

873
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 1: letter subject my brother's daddy's wife will get into it

874
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

875
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

876
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please

877
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and

878
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter

879
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.

880
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: You never know. It could be yours. You never know.

881
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for

882
00:53:55,560 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter, subject my daddy's

883
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:05,439
Speaker 1: brother's wife. Dear Stephen Shirley, This is so crazy. I'm

884
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: a thirty eight year old married man and I have

885
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: a woman on the side that I've been with for

886
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: about three months. She's newly married, but she calls me

887
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 1: her maintenance man because of her husband's age. He's significantly

888
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: older and she said he has a problem in the bedroom.

889
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: So we hook up once or twice a week. I'm

890
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: originally from Kansas, and my mom and I moved to

891
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: Georgia after she divorced my dad. Right after we moved,

892
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: my mom met a guy and got pregnant but the

893
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: guy split and she had raised two boys on her own.

894
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: My father has always been in my life, but my

895
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: brother didn't know his father until recently. He's thirty three now,

896
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: and he decided he wanted to meet his dad. My

897
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: mother gave him the information and he found him. They

898
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 1: met up for lunch, and my brother kept talking about

899
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,439
Speaker 1: how fine and pretty his dad's wife is. He said

900
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: she's and she's a registered nurse. He also said she

901
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: has a big tattoo on her hand and she's got

902
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 1: a thick Spanish accent. I instantly knew it was my

903
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 1: side chick what. I called her to ask her if

904
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: she'd recently met her husband's son, and she said yes.

905
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 1: I told her that he's my younger brother, and it

906
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: intrigued her. She said that my younger brother is as

907
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: handsome as I am, and she loves his dreads. I

908
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: got jealous, but I didn't say anything. A few days ago,

909
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: I told my brother everything. He was disappointed in me

910
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: for cheating on my wife and said there is no

911
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 1: way I could keep sleeping with her. My brother said

912
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 1: that she is a slut, and she even flirted with

913
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 1: him and got his phone number. I asked why they

914
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 1: exchange numbers. He said, it's so they can get better acquainted.

915
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 1: I must admit I'm worried about them hooking up. Do

916
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: you think they do that to me? I dump this chick,

917
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: so I think they would do that to you? And

918
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: should you jump dump her? Yes? And yes, of course

919
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: they would do it to you. You're doing it to

920
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 1: your wife. Your side chick is doing it to her husband.

921
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:18,439
Speaker 1: Slash your brother's father. So yes, anyone in this letter

922
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: can get done. Anyone. It's already happening. Your brother exchanged

923
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: numbers with his step mom. She told you he's handsome,

924
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: and you already know firsthand how she rolls. Let this

925
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: mess go. Please, let it go, because you're just gonna

926
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 1: be one of the men she's playing with. And God

927
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: forbid if your brother's father finds out, I say, get

928
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 1: out now, and even then it might be too late.

929
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: Tell your brother not to be stupid. Okay, tell your

930
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: brother not to be stupid. This is a mess. Let

931
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,919
Speaker 1: it go, you know, get back into your wife's good grace.

932
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: You you have no reason to cheat on her at all. Tommy,

933
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: there are no rules her number twos. That's what you

934
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: don't understand. There are no rules. Number twos can do

935
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: what they want to do. You didn't found you a

936
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: number two, but number two got game. And she a

937
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: sexy his Spanic Mexic with which it was a Spanish

938
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: accents thick, that sexy Spanish girl. Guess what she can

939
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: do what she wanted to do. She don't do your brother. Okay,

940
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: if you come over and it's a pinion out of

941
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: hanging at your brother house, gives what he gonna did?

942
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: Did I promise you? This is what she's gonna put

943
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: on it. She's gonna put that guacamole on the first

944
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: of all, but they know how to cook that real good. Okay,

945
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: she gonna put that guacamole on his ass. All right,

946
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: once you get that GUACAMOLEI and chip, you started loosing

947
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: up a little bit like list the one that will

948
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: take you in because I hadn't had it before that

949
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: Meskan Caring on the car. If you put that Meskan

950
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: carn on the car the one way they rubbed that

951
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: sye queen and it's a line, throw on the lime

952
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: on it. That right there, it's going to do your

953
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: little brother with the little beautiful dreads. He gonna get

954
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: dot so I'm telling you number two can do what

955
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: they want to do. There are no rules to number two.

956
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: They can do what they want, who they want when

957
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: they won't and have no control. You know why, because

958
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: you're married and you can't call no shots. All you

959
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: got to do is hope that the number two love

960
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: you like that. Guess what, she don't love you like that.

961
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 1: He's a sexy Spanish number two and she gets to

962
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: do what she want to do. All right? Could rot child?

963
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: Who could rot child? What else you want to do? Okay?

964
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna pass it on to the fellas

965
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: and let it go. But yeah, the Mexican number two

966
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: is the bomb. I mean, if you can see me,

967
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: well then Julian, hey, I'm just I want to see

968
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: what the woman looked like. I know I don't lie

969
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: to me though, because you got the tattoo on the hand,

970
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: but I want to make sure it is who is

971
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: supposed to be. That's all, go ahead, Jake, all right,

972
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: come on, There nothing in daddy's wife's daddy wife. There's

973
00:58:55,160 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: nothing in this world, in this entire world. You can search, Asia, Iraq, Iran,

974
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: whatever you search all these places. That is just the

975
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 1: worst thing is to have a disrespectful number two when

976
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: they get out of line and they get out of pocket.

977
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: That is the worst thing she can do. That's I

978
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: don't even know why. That shouldn't have been another commandment.

979
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: It should have been eleven commandments instead of ten. Thou

980
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: should not have a number two get out of the pocket.

981
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: That is oh my, when you have a number two

982
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: that dis respect all you've done for her and she

983
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: gonna you got to grab her right below the elbow.

984
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: That makes them weak right there, You grab them right

985
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: and pull her to the side, right right right up

986
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: under there. Let me let me talk to you for

987
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: one day, and you got you and trust me, they

988
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: can understand everything you say you about my dad nor

989
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: damn man, get my brother. Hold on, Jay, hold on.

990
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: We can come back and I'll let you finish. Um.

991
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of today's Strawberry Letter coming up

992
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: in twenty three minutes. To act to be our subject

993
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: my brother's daddy's wife. We'll get back into it right

994
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.

995
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: All right, guys, we're gonna recap today's Strawberry letter. The

996
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: subject is my brother's daddy's wife. The title is a

997
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: little confusing in and of itself. These are half brothers

998
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: and they're talking about uh, they're one of the brother's

999
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: new wife, which would be his step mom. Alright, thirty

1000
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: eight year old married man wrote the letter. He is

1001
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: a woman on the side. They've been dating for about

1002
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: three months. She's newly married too. She calls him her

1003
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 1: maintenance man because her husband is up there in age

1004
01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: and he has a problem in the bedroom. So they

1005
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: hook up about once or twice a week. So the

1006
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: way their half brothers is after his mother's divorce, she

1007
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: met a man, got pregnant. The guy left her to

1008
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: raise two boys by herself. His father has always been

1009
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 1: in his life, but his half brother's father he only

1010
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: met until recently, and he brought his wife along when

1011
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 1: they had this meeting, and he went back to tell

1012
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: his brother how beautiful and fine his father's wife was,

1013
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: and he kept describing her, and the brother realized that

1014
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: that's his side chick because she had a big tattoo

1015
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 1: on her on her hand and she speaks with a

1016
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: kind of a thick Spanish accent. So, come to find out,

1017
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: the half brother and the stepmom exchanged numbers. The brother

1018
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: ended up telling his half brother everything and the brother.

1019
01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 1: The half brother called the stepmom the side chick, a

1020
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: slut and says she flirted with him and asked for

1021
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: his number. So now the guy who wrote the letter

1022
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 1: wants to know, um, do you do do I think?

1023
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: Do we think that she would cheat on him? And

1024
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 1: should she? Should he dump her? So I said, of

1025
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: course yes and yes. All right, Ja, you were saying

1026
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: you were finishing up your answer. I'm saying, if you

1027
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: don't set aside peece straight from the beginning, you're gonna

1028
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: have these problems. You gotta put a shot on the wall, dudes,

1029
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: and don't you know what I mean? And if you

1030
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: village to do that, you gotta take her to the board.

1031
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: Here's what you can do. Here's what you can do.

1032
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: He's what you can do. He's what you can do. Now,

1033
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 1: if you break into these rooms, then this we out

1034
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: of the pocket. This is not gonna work. But you

1035
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: didn't do that. So now you got a problem that

1036
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 1: you didn't. I'm gonna use a word that you didn't foresee.

1037
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna throw big as that you didn't foresee

1038
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: before all of this happened, and so all of this

1039
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 1: is on you because you didn't lay the rules down

1040
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 1: before you got into this thing, so you didn't foresee it.

1041
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: So therefore now you have problem. Go ahead, Junior, you

1042
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 1: get something, man, go ahead, June. I'm I'm really I'm confused.

1043
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: When did dude start writing in it and telling on themselves.

1044
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be worried about my brother's daddy, wife. You

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01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: need to be worried about your brother's daddy because you're

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Speaker 1: describing stuff that can lead right back to you. How

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Speaker 1: many people that's married to an old, older dude married

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Speaker 1: to a younger woman with a thick accent. That's gonna

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01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 1: narrow it down. How many people have moved from Kansas

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Speaker 1: all the way to Georgia. Probably not a lot of people. Now,

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Speaker 1: you got a bunch of old dudes in the car

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Speaker 1: listening right now, thick a Spanish while he's a thick

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Speaker 1: Spanish accent. Yeah, okay, older dude, younger woman, thick Spanish accent.

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01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 1: Somebody still listened to the radio. Then you went told

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Speaker 1: tattoo on hand. I be damn. They talked about Gloria.

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01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: I knew, Oh, you need to worry about your brother's daddy, y'all. No,

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01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 1: don't worry about the wife. You need to be looking

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01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: out for your brother's daddy. Car for your brother's daddy. Gun.

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01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 1: You probably need to be looking out for your brother's daddy.

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Speaker 1: Baseball back. The dude looking for you, he already know

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01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: how to identify you. I don't. I don't care about

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01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 1: it if it's number two, and then you gonna tell

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01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: on yourself like your wife ain't listen right right when

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01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 1: you could have wrote this letter and left out a

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Speaker 1: lot of information. My brother he thirty three. The dude

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Speaker 1: that'sn't listened in the car right now, I gotta sign

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Speaker 1: thirty three. I got, I gotta, I got a wife.

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Speaker 1: I got a tattoo on her hand with a Spanish accent.

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Speaker 1: He talked about blood. So now your your brother's your

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Speaker 1: brother's daddy, don't care about the wife, your brother's daddy

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01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: looking for you. You didn't told on yourself and let you.

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Speaker 1: I have to be the stupidest dude we know. Ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody right in the show with this much information. All

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01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: you have to say, well, we moved from one place

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Speaker 1: to another, not from Kansas to Georgia. Foo food. You

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01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: ain't gotta say my brothers had it. You talk. How

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Speaker 1: many people have a daddy that live here they just met? Okay, cool,

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01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 1: you're good, right there A lot of people prefer don't

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01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 1: know their daddy, but you just met your daddy. He

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01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: just met his daddy and he thirty three. Now you

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01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 1: at the lunch and you were about the numbers. Exchange it, man,

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01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: they let it right back to you. Nobody's gonna way

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01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 1: they came figuring this out. Now, why you think that

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01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,200
Speaker 1: your brother smart because he is gonna sleep with with

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01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 1: with with his dadd's wife is right now because you

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01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 1: know he put her down the great of the first

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01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: and who who just grads? Somebody did exchange numbers? I don't.

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01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: I don't sleep with sluts, do so? In other words,

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01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 1: why did you get the phone number? Because he won'ts

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01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 1: her if you make a look bad to you. He

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01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,680
Speaker 1: worried about you. No, mo, Now you think they gonna

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01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: hook up foo everything into let Yeah, they gonna hook up,

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01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: and you'll be sitting there looking crazy. I prompt you.

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Speaker 1: I'll promise your brother dad and looking for you brother dad,

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01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: brother right now early in the morning. Oh yeah, alright,

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Speaker 1: all right, guys, Well, thank you for your responses. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh you, especially Jay. Please post your comments on Today's

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, on Instagram and on Facebook,

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Speaker 1: and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Coming

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Speaker 1: up at forty six minutes after the hour, we got

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Speaker 1: Sports Talk with Junior. Yeah, right after this, you're listening

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Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Junior is here with Sports Talk.

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Speaker 1: What you got Junior oh Man Fork the Sports Top Birmingham.

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Speaker 1: This weekend is Labor Day weekend. I'll be at the

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Speaker 1: Star Doll five shows too, Friday too, Sadly one Sunday.

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01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: Come see your favorite play cousin the first show back

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01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 1: out since COVID. You know, I'm going back out here

1108
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: on the road. I can't take two, you, y'all. I

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01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 1: can't take two years off, Shirley. I can't do two.

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Speaker 1: I can do one, y'all. But I gotta go back

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Speaker 1: to work too. Put my mask on and we're gonna

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01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: be social distance. I talked to you from the stage.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm going back there. Then I'm going back to

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Speaker 1: my room, and I won't You won't see me out

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01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 1: in Birmingham nowhere. That's one let y'all know. That. Now,

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01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,880
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be kicking it, none of that, not

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01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: doing any of that. All right. In sports, they don't

1118
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Speaker 1: forget the US Open. It started yesterday, so we got

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Speaker 1: two weeks of some good tennis. Only problem at Venus

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Speaker 1: and Serena not playing. Yeah. Man, it's a lot of

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Speaker 1: people not playing. Rochaeld, the Dogs not playing, uh Cocoa golf.

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Speaker 1: Name on soccer. They're still playing. But it's a lot

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Speaker 1: of people that just set out. You know, Serena and

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Speaker 1: Vence they out for injuries. You know, you gotta rehab

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Speaker 1: an injury. So that's one thing. Now, here's what it was. Interested.

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Speaker 1: Also in sports, Rajan Rondo, who played for the Memphis Grizzly,

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Speaker 1: he's going back to the Los Angeles Lakers where he

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Speaker 1: just want a championship two team, going right on back.

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Speaker 1: He went right on back. But how how old are

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Speaker 1: the Lakers? Though? I gotta think about it. If they're

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Speaker 1: gonna have it's gonna be a lot of ice packs

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01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,759
Speaker 1: on that bench. I know that right now. You got Lebron,

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Speaker 1: Jane Dwight, Howard ice pack, Okay, Kamelo Anthony who ice packs,

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Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook, then Roger and Rondo, what anybody would just

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Speaker 1: bring back? Everybody, Magic coming back, James Worthy coming back.

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Speaker 1: They the oldest team in the league. You don't how

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01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: many spotsors they're gonna have. You know how much Icy

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01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:43,080
Speaker 1: Hot Shack for the sale with the Lakers Shot coming back,

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01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: coming back? They got everybody, mean, anybody over the age,

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Speaker 1: and for that they got him. I'm trying to say, man,

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01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 1: that ain't no sense. That just be that old man.

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Speaker 1: If they got an older team, you know, I don't

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01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 1: know how like that. The youngest person on the team

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01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 1: probably like for it. I think, man, I might be

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Speaker 1: the youngest. I don't know a lot of old kids

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Speaker 1: on this team. Man. You know how many like Hurricane

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01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,680
Speaker 1: should be over there at the Staple Center right now

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01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:17,719
Speaker 1: selling them canes because this team gonna need any lentiment.

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01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 1: They're gonna sell liniment over here. E since Salt these

1150
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 1: are all sponsors. They need to get the got At

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Speaker 1: and Abason come back, Abason coming back, everybody many team,

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01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 1: they're going back back. They're getting everybody. Norm Nixon coming down,

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Speaker 1: all right, ju thank you well? Uh coming up at

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Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll talk relationship. Chris Jenner

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Speaker 1: might be tying the night. We'll talk about it right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Morning show. All right, attention Steve Harvey. Nation,

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Speaker 1: please please please help our friends and neighbors impacted by

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Speaker 1: Hurricane Ida. Go to Redcross dot org to make a donation,

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Speaker 1: and if you were impacted, go to FEMA dot gov

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Speaker 1: to see if you qualify for assistance. Please, we are

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Speaker 1: always ready to help our friends and neighbors, and we

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Speaker 1: want to help you too. So that's Redcross dot org

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Speaker 1: or FEMA dot gouv. All right, let's go. Let's yeah,

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Speaker 1: Golf Coast. Yeah, man, they're suffering right now, Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: really are. Um, all right, Yeah, we're gonna switch gears,

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Speaker 1: lighten things up a little bit with our relationship Tuesday talk. Um.

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Speaker 1: So Chris Jenner, you know she's a reality star of

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Speaker 1: Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she's the mom of the Kardashians. Well,

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Speaker 1: she's reportedly planning an extravagant two million dollar wedding Jay

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Speaker 1: to Corey Gamble. Okay, Chris and Corey have been dating

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Speaker 1: for seven years and she is twenty five years older

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Speaker 1: than he. Yeah, so, Jay, I have no go on, Chris.

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Speaker 1: The ladies are like, go on, Chris girl. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: so Jay, you know I have to ask you, like,

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Speaker 1: what is wedding etiquette for your third marriage? Should you

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01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 1: keep it small? Can the bridewear white? You know? Things

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Speaker 1: like that. Let me answer this real quick experience. Man,

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Speaker 1: he's a very marriage. We're not team. This is the

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Speaker 1: etiquette you should have. Huh. Don't do it. You should

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01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 1: not damn it. Don't do it. Okay, if you, if you,

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01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,360
Speaker 1: if a, if a beach, if a beach, done you

1182
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 1: twice and you know where the bees are. Don't walk

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01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 1: your ass over there with a bees. Don't do it again.

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01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 1: Don't do it, dude. I don't encourage nobody when I

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01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:10,680
Speaker 1: say nobody, nobody. My biggest thing I want to do

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01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,720
Speaker 1: I don't have the nerve to do it, is to

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Speaker 1: see an outside wedding. I would never do it, but

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01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 1: I always think about doing. It's an outside wedding going on, right,

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Speaker 1: you know that they're having a ceremony, and I want

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Speaker 1: to pull up in my car and get out with

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01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 1: a mango phone. I don't want to go. Don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Play out you want to help that way, so in

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01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 1: that way, that way they can say, you know, they

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01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,560
Speaker 1: can't say nobody told me not to get married. I

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Speaker 1: want to be that guy. So no, don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Just don't do it. Time me with you. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. Don't do it. Don't don't do it. Tommy's married.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah, but he wouldn't know, ADDI kid,

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Speaker 1: he would know, you know, dude, I gotta I gotta

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Speaker 1: look at it. From Corey's perspective, the boar didn't hit

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Speaker 1: the boar didn't hit the Jack Pott. I'm sorry, Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Cord didn't hit the Jack pard This is one of

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01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,960
Speaker 1: the richest families on earth sorting. I ain't gonna lie.

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01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:10,240
Speaker 1: Everybody that doing that house come out crazy. Everybody doing

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Speaker 1: that house come out. But I went through a kind

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Speaker 1: of money over there. I'm willing to take that chance.

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Speaker 1: So I want my man to go in there and

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Speaker 1: walk down that Aye hugged Chris like you ain't never

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01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 1: hugged up before, and get you a two million dollars

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Speaker 1: win and enjoy your life. And if you don't mind

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01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 1: when y'all throw something inviting up your time, me overt

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01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 1: kicking for man. I want to come out. I want

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Speaker 1: to say that own money right, he has his own money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he ain't got Kardashian money and money. But in that house, though, Shelley,

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Speaker 1: there hasn't been one that work. There's not one. Chris, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean living Kanye working out there. I met Curlin. No,

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Speaker 1: not one, no, not one? And what made you think

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Speaker 1: you gonna be the one? Okay? Well they've been together

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01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 1: seven years, so we met Corey. Let me say this.

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Speaker 1: You can be together twenty years. You can be together

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Speaker 1: twenty five, thirty years. I do changes ever damn thing?

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Speaker 1: You know? I was, how was lamar oldham Man? Did

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Speaker 1: he come out that hot? I was, I'm gonna running

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Speaker 1: to me? Right? Was? Look at Kanye? Look all right, guys?

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Speaker 1: Anything again? More? We'll have more of the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after right after this,

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Speaker 1: right you're listening Morning Show. Well, the Great Challenge videos

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Speaker 1: on TikTok have been wiped from the platform. Thank god. Now.

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Speaker 1: This is according to CNN Now. The Chinese based app

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Speaker 1: has banned all challenge videos from their platform due to

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Speaker 1: dangerous activity. An official TikTok spokesperson said TikTok prohibits content

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Speaker 1: that promotes or glorifies dangerous acts. And we remove videos

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Speaker 1: and redirect searches to our community guidelines to discourage such content.

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Speaker 1: Because people were getting hurt with those Craig challenge, it

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Speaker 1: should put them back on. I love to see people's jakes. Jo,

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Speaker 1: you are a really bitter man video that Jay man.

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Speaker 1: I mean you know that third brack man, he never

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01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,320
Speaker 1: make a pay rid of the third I mean he's

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01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: just loved it. They were getting hurt, guys, yes, guys,

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01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:45,080
Speaker 1: and it was the other stuff happening too, you know.

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Speaker 1: But then but then you can go watch an alligated

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Speaker 1: joke too awful ladies on no big damn problem A

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Speaker 1: soda crags back on them. Man, put that back up

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Speaker 1: there and see that. Man, we're doing another challenge. What's

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01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 1: another challenge? We could do something coming up time and

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Speaker 1: something will be coming. They're gonna make something else. When

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Speaker 1: they had a baby and the crates, when the when

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Speaker 1: the dad was trying to make the baby go up

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Speaker 1: the crates, I was done, I was young, I was done,

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Speaker 1: and the little baby fell. I was done. Yeah, everybody

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be a parent before we find it out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what we had. Well, the people had the crate

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Speaker 1: factory are working overtime. So good to Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. In today's

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Speaker 1: entertainment news, Her is going to Hollywood. This is according

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Speaker 1: to the Hollywood Reporter. They're saying that Her has been

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Speaker 1: tapped for the cast of the new adaptation of The

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Speaker 1: Color Purple. She will play Squeak that's a waitress and

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Speaker 1: aspiring singer originally played by Race joint A big ol

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Speaker 1: Squeak as a waitress and aspiring singer that was originally

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Speaker 1: played like I said, by Raydon Chong. It was previously

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Speaker 1: announced that the cast will include In the Height star

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Speaker 1: Corey Hawkins. The new musical will be produced by Oprah

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Speaker 1: Winfrey and Steven Spielberg, who both were involved in the

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five film Wow nineteen eighty five School. Oprah

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Speaker 1: was a star and Steelberg was the director. The Color

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Speaker 1: Purple is currently slated for a December twenty twenty three release.

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Speaker 1: Why Yeah, I can't wait for that? Can I play

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Speaker 1: the old man? A lot of woman? Dog? Tell you

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Speaker 1: cry that y'all down the table your house? I've down

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Speaker 1: the dead holler rele what you're gonna do with shoot

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Speaker 1: you you ugly and you can't even cook that good?

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Speaker 1: That was a mute. That was a mute. That's that was.

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Speaker 1: That was a mute. I got the real box fixed.

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Speaker 1: Did not get you missing Ryan, We did, but that

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Speaker 1: one you had your way and I had a man.

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Speaker 1: They're on on the shame, mister, I said, hell no,

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Speaker 1: that was a solid. When you get ready to watch

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Speaker 1: the Purple that it's gonna take up the whole day, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it was good. And Carlo we have some music news,

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Speaker 1: Yes we do. Drake Drake, he you know, he maybe

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Speaker 1: nine months behind schedule. He would pregnant. Go ahead, check

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Speaker 1: this out. A new album maybe, uh huh, that's what

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Speaker 1: it is. Certified Love a Boy album has a release

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Speaker 1: date of this Friday, September third. So when Drake made

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Speaker 1: that ocean, he did originally make the announcement on SportsCenter

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Speaker 1: and all of that, but yesterday he posted the message

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Speaker 1: about Labor Day weekend, he's dropping the album and pregnant

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Speaker 1: women emoji. Maybe I think it was about twelve pregnant women.

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Speaker 1: So people are guessing that since the album comes out

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Speaker 1: the ninth month of the year, Labor Day weekend. That's

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Speaker 1: why he posted the pregnant women emoji certified lovea boy.

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Speaker 1: We don't know if that's it, but that's what a

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Speaker 1: lot of people are guessing or kind of you know,

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Speaker 1: theorizing if you will. So that's it music news, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Carlin. There you go, coming up. It is

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Speaker 1: our last break of the day where the more you

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Speaker 1: come in every day, same damn thing out. We got

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Speaker 1: no more. And of course we'll close out the show

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Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes after the hour right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the show. All right, guys, here we

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Speaker 1: are last break of the day on this Tuesday. Yeah wow,

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Speaker 1: say fast time. Yeah you started off rubbing. Look at you.

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Speaker 1: Look at you already, y'all. Rid made it. Look at you.

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Speaker 1: He cust tunes, y'all, just like you did Monday. And

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Speaker 1: look at you now you made it. Look it's so good.

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Speaker 1: I know it. Really you are blessed? Hey kid, Can

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Speaker 1: I do a quick shout out for my son's business.

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Speaker 1: He's out on his own and I love it. He's

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Speaker 1: not barring money from me. That is that part, right,

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Speaker 1: There is a blessing. I don't body repair man. He's bad.

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Speaker 1: He's a bad dude. He's a bad dude. A twenty

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Speaker 1: four on Riverside Drive. You'll go check him out, y'all,

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Speaker 1: go over there and check him out. Pub I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have so much duties now, Okay, with that what you wanted,

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Speaker 1: that's what you want, Okay, right, be careful. Congratulations. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: go ahead on saying, oh, I don't give a shout out.

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Speaker 1: I got some good news. I got an update. My

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Speaker 1: brother in law and his family are okay. We heard

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Speaker 1: from them yesterday, yes, yea. Yeah. So we are praying,

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Speaker 1: you know, for everyone that's out here listening to us

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Speaker 1: right now. If you had loved ones that are impacted

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Speaker 1: by hurricane either, I pray that your family members are

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Speaker 1: safe as well. Yeah, and make sure you go, yeah,

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Speaker 1: make sure you go to Redcross dot org if you can,

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Speaker 1: if you can, if it's in your budget to make

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Speaker 1: a donation to help someone. Have a question, when when

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Speaker 1: family members stay with you, is there a limit of

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Speaker 1: how long they stay? Is do you just you say

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Speaker 1: as long as y'all need to be here? Because I

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Speaker 1: know I would never say that where you say that first,

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Speaker 1: especially with this you know, and we live in Texas,

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Speaker 1: so we know about hurricane. You say that at first,

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Speaker 1: about the second week end. It's starting to wear a

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Speaker 1: little bit, you know, but like you keep what are

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Speaker 1: you just you didn't know it was gonna be this long?

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Speaker 1: You didn't know and it's been a month. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So when do you say, when do you get everybody together?

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Speaker 1: And you use this phrase right here? So so what's

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Speaker 1: y'all what y'all planning to do? What's your plan the

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Speaker 1: hurricane question? Something? The fastest way to get put out

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Speaker 1: of somebody's house doing the hurricane. If we feel it's

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Speaker 1: tub up that we're trying to use for good water,

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Speaker 1: I cut your ass in there bathing. We need this

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Speaker 1: watery selfish bathing to get put out. Yeah, if I go,

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Speaker 1: I go. If you washed the load of clothes and

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Speaker 1: you got stuff up hanging up in my room, yeah

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to put your ass out. Yeah. If

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Speaker 1: I come in and find you laying up in my room,

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Speaker 1: then we got an issue here, man. Yeah, you got

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Speaker 1: you gotta have bound You gotta know the rules, man,

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Speaker 1: when you be in a hurry. Rules. Yeah, Like if

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Speaker 1: I catch you, if I catch you holding that refrigerator

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Speaker 1: open too long, letting all the cold out. You've been

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Speaker 1: to get put out. You told me to make myself

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Speaker 1: at home. Yeah, yeah you can. You can make yourself home.

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Speaker 1: But if I come home and you're cooking a strange

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Speaker 1: meat that funked up the house, you got that? Go

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Speaker 1: oh you you had to get out of here. Smoke impossible. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's ways get put out. Yeah, we love. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can't push it. Here's here's the number one one. I

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Speaker 1: know you ain't drunk all the crown in the damn house.

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Speaker 1: I know you ain't drunk all the crown though, because

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Speaker 1: her you get your drink on. You can get your

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Speaker 1: drink on, but you have in moderation. But if I

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Speaker 1: come home and I go, I know, damn well in

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Speaker 1: my drones you got on. I know. Okay, you go,

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Speaker 1: you got that's the line. That's where you draw the

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Speaker 1: right if you put out. But yeah, we pray for everybody.

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Speaker 1: That's a sensitive subject though, yeah really it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well it's a sensitive subject. But I was just gonna

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Speaker 1: say this before you asked you a question. Surely, h Jay,

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Speaker 1: we have fun too. You gotta have some kind of hum,

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Speaker 1: gotta have some fun. You have to be able to

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Speaker 1: laugh a little bit, you know, because this is like

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Speaker 1: we said earlier, this is heavy. You know, it's some heavy.

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Speaker 1: There was a man, this man, and it's good to

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Speaker 1: have some place to go because a lot of people,

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Speaker 1: I mean, the reason they didn't leave was because they

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Speaker 1: have no place to go, right yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Those that could evacuate did that. People have to remember that.

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Speaker 1: People can't afford to do it all the time. But

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Speaker 1: what were you going to say, Shirley, Well, no, I

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Speaker 1: saw this man on TV. Um. He had just lost

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Speaker 1: his house. He had to either he fell from the

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Speaker 1: second story. He didn't even know what he heard his

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Speaker 1: ankle a little bit. But um talking about having a

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Speaker 1: sense of humor. Um, uh, that's what he said. He,

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Speaker 1: you know, he and the reporter ended up laughing, you know,

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Speaker 1: at in the end of his interview, because he said,

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Speaker 1: you gotta have a sense of humor about this, you know,

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Speaker 1: a little bit. You gotta find some joy somewhere even

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Speaker 1: in the midst of it all. You know, I lost everything.

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Speaker 1: He didn't even have insurance. He didn't even have insurance.

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Speaker 1: In New Orleans, people can't grab nothing else, grab the

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Speaker 1: dominoes and the cards. So when we get where we're going.

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Speaker 1: We will be able to play some spades and domino.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying yes. But the New Orleans are strong.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that they are strong. They

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Speaker 1: are resilient. I know they tired, but Orleans born. In

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Speaker 1: any place I've ever been, I've never seen the love

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Speaker 1: for a place like people who live in New Orleans.

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Speaker 1: They love it the big easy. We gotta go. Thank

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Speaker 1: all right, everybody, We're gonna wake your hands up again

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Speaker 1: in the morning because it's so we gotta go by

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