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Speaker 1: It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Tubile Show.

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Speaker 1: Kat is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater.

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Speaker 1: She's been married to her husband for five years. His

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Speaker 1: name is James, and this is I mean, this is

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Speaker 1: some pretty heavy stuff that Kat wants to talk about. Oh,

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Speaker 1: she definitely thinks that he might be cheating. It's different

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Speaker 1: than any other War of the Roses is that we've

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Speaker 1: done that. The cheating is different. This whole situation is different.

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Speaker 1: And that's a big deal, a very big deal. Kat.

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Speaker 1: What the heck's going on? Kat, thank you for your email.

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Speaker 1: Tell us what's going on? Why do you think your husband,

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Speaker 1: James of five years is now cheating?

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Speaker 2: So we both decided that we wanted to lose a

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Speaker 2: few pounds and Nagonda Jim any better, like just have

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Speaker 2: more energy and just started. It's like we've been a

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Speaker 2: lot better about things, Like maybe James has a little

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Speaker 2: bit more.

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Speaker 3: But I think, wait, I'm sorry, can't to jump in.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting really confused. So he's cheating on you, but

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Speaker 3: you're working on your sexy So where's where's the cheating.

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Speaker 2: We're doing this like very strict diet plan and I

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Speaker 2: think he's cheating on his diet.

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Speaker 1: So she's a big deal. If you've been in a relation,

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Speaker 1: if you've been with a partner before, and like you

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Speaker 1: guys are doing it like a workout thing together or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and you think they're cheating on it, that is a

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Speaker 1: big deal, right, It is a big deal.

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Speaker 3: But I needed to understand what kind of cheating that

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Speaker 3: we were talking about before we proceeded here now and

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Speaker 3: if she was at sleeping with somebody.

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Speaker 1: So he's cheating on his diet?

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Speaker 2: What makes you think that every time that we go

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Speaker 2: to eat, he always makes an excuse of like he's

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Speaker 2: not hungry or he doesn't feel like eating. Is just

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Speaker 2: like always an excuse why he doesn't want to eat.

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Speaker 1: So you think that he's eating somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I think he's sorry, I'm hungry. I understand

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Speaker 2: that when we go to go to like workout together,

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Speaker 2: he's always going later because he has to work. Then

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Speaker 2: he disappears, like I don't know, he goes for a

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Speaker 2: way four hours. It's not like he goes, oh, I

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Speaker 2: want to throw workout and comes back like an hour

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Speaker 2: an hour and a half. He like goes to work

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Speaker 2: out for like two and a half hours, but he's

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Speaker 2: not working out.

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Speaker 1: He's eating.

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Speaker 3: I mean, does he look like he's gained weight or like,

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Speaker 3: does he look like he's losing weight?

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Speaker 1: I should say I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's kinda because he says he's doing it, but I

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Speaker 2: know he's not doing it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you want to catch him cheating on the

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Speaker 1: diet plan that you guys are supposed to be faithful

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Speaker 1: to the world.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, actually all right, I just think to know

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Speaker 2: if he's lambing cookie is like, no, no, no, If

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Speaker 2: he's secretly the cookie monster.

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Speaker 1: I consider cheating it. To do anything that you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: do in front of them that they wouldn't know about

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Speaker 1: is cheating to me. So if he's cheating on this diet,

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's going outside of your marriage. It might

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Speaker 1: be for food, and it might be breaking your little

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Speaker 1: plan together, but still it's dishonesty to these problem. So

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Speaker 1: how do you want us to catch him? Then? Normally

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Speaker 1: we call from the grocery store and you know, offer flowers,

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Speaker 1: But unless he's eating flowers, I don't know if that's

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Speaker 2: Let's the chocolate chip cookies.

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Speaker 1: Chocolate chip cookies.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there is this place that before the diet we

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Speaker 2: were completely addicted to it's.

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Speaker 1: Called Okay, but if you guys call him.

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Speaker 2: From there and tell him that he wants something, you'd

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Speaker 2: be so excited like he was. It was like crack,

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Speaker 2: Like that's seriously like that plays anything in there is crack. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so he would totally be happy for that, all right.

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Speaker 1: And it's a cookie place. It sounds like it's a

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Speaker 1: cookie place, right.

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Speaker 2: All right, it's like all kinds of cooks. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna get too much into that. I'm going to stop.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're all going to be cheating on you. We'll

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Speaker 1: call him and tell him that he's won some free

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Speaker 1: cookies and see if he's excited to eat them. I guess,

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Speaker 1: do it all right, past, come back and then call

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Speaker 1: him and find out if he is cheating on your

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Speaker 1: diet if he is trying to catch him. Next, it's

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Speaker 1: the double show seek for me. See it's for cookie.

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Speaker 2: That's coding for me.

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for to catch a cheater.

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Speaker 1: And today's a little different. Kat is on the phone.

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Speaker 1: She thinks that her husband of five years named James

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Speaker 1: might be cheating on their diet because they started a

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Speaker 1: workout plan, yea, and it doesn't seem like he's sticking

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Speaker 1: to it, but he swears he is, and so she

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Speaker 1: wants us to see if he is by calling him

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Speaker 1: up from the cookie place that they were going to

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Speaker 1: before they started the diet and say that he's won

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Speaker 1: free cookies and see if he accepts the offer and

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Speaker 1: excited to eat them, and then Kat will know and

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Speaker 1: he'll be busted because still that's cheating on something in

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Speaker 1: your relationship. All right, Kat, is there anything you want

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Speaker 1: to say before we call him and try to catch him?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I can only think about it's a cookie monster.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know too. What kind of cookies are his favorite?

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Speaker 1: Seki's coding enough for me? Chocolate? That's everybody's okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I'm gonna call him right

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Speaker 1: now and we'll see if he accepts the free cookies

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Speaker 1: and if he does, have at him. All right, here

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Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, this is Gorvin call him from

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Speaker 1: and I was looking for James.

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Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, this is James. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: James? How are you? You're one of our valued customers

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Speaker 1: and a member of our rewards program. This is not

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Speaker 1: a marketing call. Please don't hang up. Are you still there?

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Speaker 4: I am still here.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we are actually calling today because guess what what

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Speaker 1: you are? This month's big winner. Congratulations?

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Speaker 4: Okay, what what did I win?

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Speaker 1: Every single month we choose one valued customer who wins

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Speaker 1: free cookies delivered straight to your doorstep from us, just

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Speaker 1: our way of saying thank you. Really, yeah, it's an

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Speaker 1: assortment of forty eight cookies.

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Speaker 4: Forty eight cookies, and.

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Speaker 1: Really it's a it's you get twelve of every single

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Speaker 1: cookie that we have.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: You can also go all one cookie if you want.

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Speaker 1: You can do all forty eight choco chip if you

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Speaker 1: want to. We're basically just our way of saying thank you.

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Speaker 1: So whatever. Yeah, forty eight cookies, free delivered straight to

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Speaker 1: your doorstep. Thank you?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: I can give you guys my address and can I

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Speaker 4: can I like attach a message to this?

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Speaker 1: Sure? Yeah? Absolutely? Are you to deliver them to someone else?

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Speaker 4: I am oh okay, sure, yeah, I know exactly what

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Speaker 1: Great. Okay, what would you want us to put on

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Speaker 1: that because we can't put a card with it? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Perfect, all right, I want you to write I love

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Speaker 4: you very much my little cat, which is why I'm

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Speaker 4: not falling for this, because you've been cheating on your

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Speaker 4: diet too.

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, what is it right now? I'm so confused, James.

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Speaker 4: I could do all chocolate chip pop, you really could,

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Speaker 4: and there'd be okays.

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Speaker 1: So obviously you know this is not the cookie place.

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Speaker 1: I did a really bad job, but it wasn't as

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Speaker 1: a cookie person. I mean, I believed you, but I did.

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Speaker 1: I didn't believe you for a second.

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Speaker 4: Good Morning you both show.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning. You didn't believe that I was from the

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Speaker 1: cookie shop, James.

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Speaker 4: So I, first of all, I listen to you guys

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Speaker 4: all the time. And the second of all, no way,

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Speaker 4: did I just randomly from win forty eight cookies and

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Speaker 4: I can do all chocolate chip?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's where you blew it all chocolate And

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Speaker 1: then I don't know why forty eight popped into MyD

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Speaker 1: That was also bad. The whole thing was just really

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Speaker 1: not It wasn't a good cell James. So but anyway,

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Speaker 1: you listen to the show, so you know your wife

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Speaker 1: was trying to set you up.

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Speaker 2: I figured that one out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you said, James, that you think your wife

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Speaker 3: is cheating on you. Cat did you hear that part

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 1: Are you cheating?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just listening back here.

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Speaker 4: Cookie, nice try, sweetie, But you you gotta get up

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Speaker 4: pretty early in the morning to get one of those

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Speaker 2: Okay, I do have to admit I do have a

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Speaker 2: sash of girl cookie in the house. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Whoa wait, seriously, you got you have an actual stash

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Speaker 4: of cooks. You've been cheating on the diet because I

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Speaker 4: haven't been cheating on the diet, So I can't believe

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Speaker 4: you're actually you're seriously cheating on your diet. It's hard.

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Speaker 1: So this whole thing started with cat wanting to catch

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Speaker 1: you cheating, James, and it sounds like, James, you just

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Speaker 1: caught her cheating on your diet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't believe this.

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Speaker 2: We made a commitment, honey.

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Speaker 3: So this is the same as like regular cheating, right, Like,

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Speaker 3: if you're the one doing it.

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Speaker 1: You're accusing the other exactly. That's what it is, even

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Speaker 1: with Cookie.

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Speaker 2: Can we like stop the diet because it's really hard,

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Speaker 2: but like not all the ways stop, Like, can we

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Speaker 2: just like not be so strict about it because it's

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Speaker 2: making me angry.

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Speaker 4: You are speakinging my language. You are speaking my language

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Speaker 4: right now, because I gotta all right, I have to

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Speaker 4: come clean with something I have been on occasion stopping

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Speaker 4: sometimes at a Wendy's for frosty.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, Yeah, you guys are freaks when it comes to

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Speaker 1: it's just a.

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Speaker 4: Little tree, it's just a little something. You know you're

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Speaker 4: hot after the workout. How about this on it? On

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Speaker 4: my way home, I'll make a quick stop and pick

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Speaker 4: something up and bring home a little surprise.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, please and thank you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what wife wouldn't say yes to that?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you guys got him figured out. Kat

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you found out that he kind of was

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Speaker 1: cheating on the diet. And James, I'm glad you found

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Speaker 1: out that she was also cheating on the diet. And

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you guys can invite another food item into

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Speaker 1: the house.

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Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.

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Speaker 4: I think this is only going to make our marriage stronger.

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Speaker 2: I the jubile shows to catch a cheater.