WEBVTT - Should men sit when they pee?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Manny, I'm Noah, and this is no such thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The show where we settle our drump arguments and yours

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<v Speaker 1>by actually doing the research. On today's episode, we're asking

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<v Speaker 1>whether men should sit while they pee. We'll find out

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<v Speaker 1>whether there are any benefits, medical or otherwise by talking

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<v Speaker 1>to a urologist who went viral for his take on this.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no no such thing, no such thing such thank touch.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so I'm watching or rewatching the greatest TV

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<v Speaker 2>show of all time. Curb your enthusiast. Okay, curb your enthusiasm.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry's dad comes over and he leaves the toilet seat up,

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<v Speaker 2>and Larry goes up to him and says, dad, you

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<v Speaker 2>got to put the toy seat down. He say, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you pussy whooped. You know the Cheryl's making you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, no, it's for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I peece sitting down.

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<v Speaker 3>I was getting up to go at night sometime and

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't feel like putting the light on, so I

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<v Speaker 3>would sit down. And then I figured, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>got I got very comfortable with it.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what Winston Churchill said, why stand when you

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<v Speaker 4>can sit?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever heard that expression?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I never heard that expression, but yeah, I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>he meant the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it's a plot device because later in the episode,

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<v Speaker 2>Cheryl leaves the seat up, he falls in a toilet,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he's walking around with a king So, uh, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>And you you sit when you pee.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes, Yes, especially when I'm home, not in public. If

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<v Speaker 2>I never sit down in pee in public. When I'm

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<v Speaker 2>at home, I sit down in pee a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the time. Yeah, if I'm in a rush, I don't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>But if I'm just going to pee and I got time,

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<v Speaker 2>I love to sit. Love the sit.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and you too, Yeah, I'd say it's the only

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<v Speaker 4>time I'm standing is if I'm I just came in,

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<v Speaker 4>I really need to go or something, I still have

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<v Speaker 4>everything on, then I'm running in there getting it done.

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<v Speaker 4>But otherwise I'd say it's ninety percent more. Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 4>how I'm sitting because same reasons. It's ld I've got

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<v Speaker 4>magazines in.

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<v Speaker 1>There, chilling, I mean, relax phones now.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, yeah, who I mean, who knows what else I

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<v Speaker 4>might want to get up to when I'm in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you know, you might want to go. You

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<v Speaker 2>might want to go from one see.

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<v Speaker 4>My options open that's why I want to go from

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<v Speaker 4>one day it's also like what's what's the rush? You know,

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<v Speaker 4>and it feels it feels nicer. You can't go and yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>no aim, it's cleaner and don't need to worry about

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<v Speaker 4>the seat situation.

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<v Speaker 1>So then how long are you in there? You go there,

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<v Speaker 1>you go into p and you sit down, So what

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<v Speaker 1>are like, how long are you in there?

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<v Speaker 4>It could be a minute, it can end up being

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<v Speaker 4>three minutes. Ye could be fine because I can you know,

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<v Speaker 4>then it's like, oh, I finish this paragraph, get to

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<v Speaker 4>the next line, break if I need to.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm reading, I mean, I don't sit on my pee,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't think I would. I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just wanting to be in a bathroom as little time

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<v Speaker 1>as possible.

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<v Speaker 4>Why is that you don't like you've got a beautiful,

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<v Speaker 4>clean bathroom in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's just I mean, it's a bathroom. If I

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<v Speaker 1>want to like relax or whatever, I'll I'll just go

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<v Speaker 1>to my couch.

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<v Speaker 2>When you pop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Number two? Yeah you ever just you're done and you

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<v Speaker 2>just just hang out a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it depends on if I was reading something

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<v Speaker 1>like something like an article or something. I might stick

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<v Speaker 1>around that's it. I might maybe to get to the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the sentence, but I'm not just hang ok.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of quick any of the sentence that's in and out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not out in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not really. I'm surprised to hear that it's only

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<v Speaker 1>a hanging out in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, why after a shower might just sit down,

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<v Speaker 2>put the lotion on. You might have read a few articles,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, what's your rush alone time for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's interesting. I don't know in my head the

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<v Speaker 1>way you're describing it. I just feel like I would

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<v Speaker 1>get the relaxation or the hanging out just somewhere else

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<v Speaker 1>in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>I meant, listen, most of my hanging out is not

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<v Speaker 4>in the bathroom. But it's just like, why stress myself

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<v Speaker 4>out by standing and then worrying about.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it stressed out? That's a stand versus sitting in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like now I need to pay I need

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<v Speaker 4>to pay attention to where this is going.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can understand that part where like it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>a cleaner experience if you sit because it's going direct.

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<v Speaker 2>Nowhere. Do you have a lot of lights on in

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<v Speaker 2>your house at night. No, so this is the perfect

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<v Speaker 2>reason why you should.

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<v Speaker 4>You could be in the full full darkness.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't turn a light on in my house when

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<v Speaker 2>I go at night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I see what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>You just go.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to turn it on because you're aiming,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not aiming.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't got to look at where it went. You

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<v Speaker 2>know where it went. You're sitting down.

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<v Speaker 4>There's only one place for it to go, and it's going.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fascinating.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm standing up, then I'm like, God, turn the

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<v Speaker 2>light on.

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<v Speaker 4>It might mess up your whole night asleep. Yes, now

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<v Speaker 4>that this bright lights flashing open my eu, it might

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<v Speaker 4>as well just stay up. But you know, go to

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<v Speaker 4>the office.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of what you guys are saying makes sense. One

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<v Speaker 1>thing I'll take issue with is that it's easier to

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<v Speaker 1>sit down to be it is when I'm already standing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're thinking of ease as in in and out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, does it take you so so long to sit down?

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I don't get you.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't like it's this, It doesn't it doesn't take

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<v Speaker 1>so long, but it takes longer. Like so that's all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, I mean half a second. Yeah, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's technically harder.

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<v Speaker 2>Than but does LEMP doesn't necessarily dictate hardness well.

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<v Speaker 4>Because then you're spending time cleaning up in ways we

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<v Speaker 4>don't have to probably balances out. We should do a test, honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>start stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching in my head. I go into the bathroom. It's

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<v Speaker 1>more streamlined to remain standing than like pulling my pants down,

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<v Speaker 1>turning around, squatting down to the toilet. How are you

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<v Speaker 1>like I pull my penis out the box over the top. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never I don't ever do through.

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<v Speaker 2>In a public restroom.

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<v Speaker 1>In a public restroom, I'm going over the top. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going over the top of no matter.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I usually am just doing that. I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>I do all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a two way player. Here's the difference. Now

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<v Speaker 1>we're adults. Yes, we can change, and I think it

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<v Speaker 1>might be worth it for me to try peeing sitting

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<v Speaker 1>down for a while, log exactly what am I trying

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out? If it's a nicer ex if you like.

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<v Speaker 4>It more, yeah, that's all. Okay, just see how you feel.

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<v Speaker 4>If you feel like, oh you're wasting time? Are you

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<v Speaker 4>getting antsy. Do you actually find it comforting or are

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<v Speaker 4>you like just annoyed by the process?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and I guess part of this too, right. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't start doing this till I was older, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because as a kid, you're told you're a man.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's toxic men.

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<v Speaker 2>When they pee, that's for girls.

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<v Speaker 1>No one told me that. No one ever said give

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<v Speaker 1>the talk. That's my experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Then how did you learn? How did you? Why are

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<v Speaker 2>you standing?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't think society pressured you into this?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you if no one told you men, why

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<v Speaker 2>do you stand when you pee? I told you that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look who taught you that? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we should look into like the history of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Did men ever sit when they peed?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we all have very different background. I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>if our bodies are actually designed for us to be

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<v Speaker 2>standing while we're ping. I know we do it for

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<v Speaker 2>convenience sake, but I wonder if scientifically it's better it

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<v Speaker 2>would be better for us to sit down.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my guess is it's better to sit down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting, I think, Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>And hygienically I bet it's better too, mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>And then yeah, you mentioned just a few moments ago.

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<v Speaker 1>The cultural aspect. I wonder if around the world there

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<v Speaker 1>are different rates of yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so we did. I did look up. There's a

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<v Speaker 4>survey from our friends that you go do we want

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<v Speaker 4>to guess which country has the least amount of men

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<v Speaker 4>who say they sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>And the least amount.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would guess like some toxically male like the United.

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<v Speaker 2>At least amount.

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<v Speaker 4>Least Yeah, Russia, also the US, it's Mexico. Oh so

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<v Speaker 4>six percent of men there say they sit down every

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<v Speaker 4>every time, a strong thirty six percent never sit down,

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<v Speaker 4>They would never sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>To Well that's manny. Have you ever sat down to

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<v Speaker 2>pe on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Not explicitly to pee?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I'll go down there thinking I need.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one two combination, and only one comes down. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>fair enough, now it does not that don't count.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've never been like, I'm gonna sit on this

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<v Speaker 1>thing to just peak.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've never sat down just to pee on purpose,

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<v Speaker 2>not that you could remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that I can remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, this is gonna but you have to record the

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<v Speaker 2>first time.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait to hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>We need we need to be in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it video.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the flip side is the country with the most

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<v Speaker 4>men who sit down to pe.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta be scanningaving country.

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<v Speaker 4>Germany, Oh, every time, everything versus ten percent never, So

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<v Speaker 4>that's interesting. I mean Germany.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if bathrooms in Europe are cleaner than they

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<v Speaker 1>are here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, definitely, at least like yeah, public ones probably, Yeah, probably.

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<v Speaker 4>More infrastructure set up for it. They like to follow

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<v Speaker 4>rules and you know, be very rigid in some woods.

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<v Speaker 2>Has any of us been in Germany?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>In Germany. Yeah, the big train station in Munich. I

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<v Speaker 1>was in an overnight train. I needed to take a shower,

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<v Speaker 1>and I heard that, uh, there was a facility in

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<v Speaker 1>the train station where you could take a shower. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm running around trying to find it. But I'm imagining

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<v Speaker 1>the most disgusting thing ever. Like if you told me

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<v Speaker 1>in Grand Central.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're getting like, you know, you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>devoid or something.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be dirtier at the end of the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But I but I got to the place and

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<v Speaker 1>it was pretty clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like four showers for men, four showers for women,

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<v Speaker 1>and bathrooms surrounding it. Place was pretty clean.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like it had been washed but didn't last.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just more uh more attentive to that stuff. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So of Germans p sitting down, I wonder if I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>is there are there benefits to it, like beyond you

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<v Speaker 1>guys feeling comfortable when you pee? What are some of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Are the health benefits? Benefits?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do two things. Okay, let's figure out if men

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<v Speaker 1>should be sitting when they pee. And then the second

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<v Speaker 1>thing is, I'm going to keep a record of maybe

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<v Speaker 1>one week long. Yes, if I'm at my apartment, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>sit down to pee, Yes, and I'll just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>log my experience.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to take some voice memos.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's talking through your sitting down, especially the first

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<v Speaker 2>time you do it. I really want to hear that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear it in the background.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you're gonna like what you find.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, after the break, we'll be hearing from a

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<v Speaker 1>urologist about whether men should sit down when they pee.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're back. I'm Manny, I'm Noah. Last time

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<v Speaker 1>we were here, we talked about men sitting versus standing

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<v Speaker 1>while they pee. You both like to sit. I like

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<v Speaker 1>to stand, but when I was looking for an expert

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<v Speaker 1>who could tell us whether we should be sitting. One

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<v Speaker 1>name just kept coming up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So it's Gerald Noah as Jerry Collins. I'm the

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<v Speaker 3>consultant geological surgeon. I have been for quite a few

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<v Speaker 3>years now. I'm from Ireland, too public gather, but I'm

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<v Speaker 3>based in Manchester in the UK.

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<v Speaker 1>So doctor Gerald Collins is a urologist who went kind

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<v Speaker 1>of viral, no pun intended. There were all of these

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<v Speaker 1>articles with titles like You've been peeing wrong your whole life,

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<v Speaker 1>and they cited him talking about like the anatomical process

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<v Speaker 1>of peeing. But I interviewed doctor Collins, and the more

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to him, the more I realized that these

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<v Speaker 1>headlines were kind of misleading, which we will get to later,

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<v Speaker 1>but first I want to play a SoundBite from the

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<v Speaker 1>interview that kind of captures just how many people care

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<v Speaker 1>about this topic.

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<v Speaker 3>I was interviewed by the Telegraph and my sort of

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<v Speaker 3>initial reaction was, you know, well, this is one of

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<v Speaker 3>those little quirky, bit of fun type questions. But it

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<v Speaker 3>ended up in a sort of full page spread on

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<v Speaker 3>the Sunday Telegraph. And then I was contacted by Babe Scotland,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was contacted by other people. I was even

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<v Speaker 3>contacted by Radio New Zealand. So clearly it caught the

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<v Speaker 3>public imagination, which things do sometimes, bizarre things do. When

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<v Speaker 3>I looked into a little bit, there was a lot

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<v Speaker 3>more to this than I initially was expecting.

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<v Speaker 1>So then I was curious about where this kind of

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<v Speaker 1>fascination began.

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<v Speaker 3>Population surveys were what started this off, really, and in

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<v Speaker 3>the last few years, something like forty percent of Germans

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<v Speaker 3>sit down to avoid, and in fact there's been some

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<v Speaker 3>public health initiatives there encouraging them to do so. Apparently

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<v Speaker 3>some public toilets in Germany have some sort of electronic

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<v Speaker 3>prompt requesting the mail to sit. So in the UK

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<v Speaker 3>twenty five twenty four percent, so one in four people

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<v Speaker 3>sit to avoid. That's quite a high. If you'd asked

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<v Speaker 3>me my guests or that before I knew that, I

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<v Speaker 3>would have said maybe ten percent something like that. And

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<v Speaker 3>then you look at Japan, we're seventy percent seven zero

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<v Speaker 3>percent to void. So it turned out that this was

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<v Speaker 3>a far more relevant tissue than perhaps I ear. Indeed,

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<v Speaker 3>many others appreciated.

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<v Speaker 1>Seventy percent of men in Japan, I mean they weren't

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<v Speaker 1>even in the Yugov survey, so congrats to them on

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<v Speaker 1>yet another innovation around the world. It sounds like more

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<v Speaker 1>and more people are sitting to to void, as he

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<v Speaker 1>says for listeners, to void just means to pee. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's like the medical way to say it.

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<v Speaker 4>We're a silent majority, yeah or yeah yeah, something.

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<v Speaker 1>Like silent super majority. You know. I think it is

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<v Speaker 1>fascinating as someone who would prefer to stand. Uh, there

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<v Speaker 1>is clearly a wave of sitting peers growing across around

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<v Speaker 1>the world, and so naturally my next question is why

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<v Speaker 1>why is that happening.

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<v Speaker 3>To answer that question, I think there's two elements to

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<v Speaker 3>look at, really, and what is the target? The other

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<v Speaker 3>is the peer If you want so the target, let's

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<v Speaker 3>assume the targets are toilet bolt. I think it's to

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<v Speaker 3>do with this concept of you know, is there an

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<v Speaker 3>infection risk to you or others? Well, if you stand

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<v Speaker 3>and pee into a toilet bulb, what's happening. Well, what's

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<v Speaker 3>happening there is You've got a static reservoir of liquid

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<v Speaker 3>in the bolt. So if you direct a force fome

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<v Speaker 3>stream into that, you will agitate the reservoir of organisms

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<v Speaker 3>or bacteria, and you will generate droplets just like me speaking,

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<v Speaker 3>are you speaking? And those droplets will have the ability

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<v Speaker 3>to travel they considerable distem you know, one two meters

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever. So in theory you could rationalize that anything

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<v Speaker 3>within Latin August will be contaminating.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Collins tells me that there is probably more contamination

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<v Speaker 1>happening when you stand to pee, but he also wants

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<v Speaker 1>people to ask themselves what contamination means to them. All day,

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<v Speaker 1>every day, we're exposing ourselves to various forms of bacterial contamination,

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<v Speaker 1>and it might just be the case that when we

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<v Speaker 1>stand to pee, that level of contamination, when compared to

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of our days, is probably only a drop

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<v Speaker 1>in the bucket or toilet bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>Contamination that you will get from a strong flow into

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<v Speaker 3>a toilet bowl is negligible in my view.

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<v Speaker 1>He's saying that one of the biggest reasons why more

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<v Speaker 1>people are sitting while they pee is essentially to avoid

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<v Speaker 1>this contamination that's happening in bathrooms where you're directing your

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<v Speaker 1>pee into the static reservoir of water in the toilet bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>and then that is causing germs and bacteria to be

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<v Speaker 1>spread about. So if you want a cleaner environment, you

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<v Speaker 1>could sit down while you pee.

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<v Speaker 2>And is that because there's less distance between the stream

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<v Speaker 2>is as powerful?

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<v Speaker 1>That's number one. Number two is that when you're sitting,

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<v Speaker 1>your stream is not going directly into that water. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going into the front of the and then it's trickling

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<v Speaker 1>its way down.

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<v Speaker 4>It's much quieter experience. Yeah, sensitive ears.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>He tells me that the contam the level of contamination

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<v Speaker 1>that happens, like he was saying at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>there's pretty negligible. But if you're these societies around the

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<v Speaker 1>world and you don't care if it's negligible, you just

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<v Speaker 1>want to be cleaner, then you're gonna direct your citizens

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<v Speaker 1>to sit down.

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<v Speaker 4>That makes sense. I mean, it reminds me of you know,

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<v Speaker 4>he's explaining the spread of these things, and it reminds

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<v Speaker 4>you of those early COVID graphics two people talking and

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<v Speaker 4>all the particles spitting obviously effect.

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<v Speaker 1>So, like we were talking about the other day, I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to ask him whether there were actual health benefits, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe the level of contamination is negligible, but are there

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<v Speaker 1>other reasons you would want to sit while you pee?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, definitely, it would be BPA stands for benign prostatic hyperplasia.

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<v Speaker 3>What happens is when you hit your forties, the prostate

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<v Speaker 3>starts to enlarge in the vast majority of men, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's due to a changing hormodal environment within the prostate,

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<v Speaker 3>and of those men, a significant proportion of problems because

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<v Speaker 3>of the location of the prostate.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, the prostate is a gland that wraps around the urethra,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you develop an enlarged prostate later in life,

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<v Speaker 1>it can compress on the urethra and make it more

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<v Speaker 1>difficult to pee. Symptoms including a weaker flow of urine

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<v Speaker 1>and having to go to the bathroom more often.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was a bit of drawing earlier when I

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<v Speaker 3>was just waiting for you. I'll draw an octoppation, secretary,

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<v Speaker 3>because I think it's very helpful. But I'm just going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Show you, okay. So at this point, doctor Collins draws

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<v Speaker 1>fore a diagram of the shape and trajectory of the

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<v Speaker 1>average urethra, and it's like inside of a cartoony human midsection.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a you, Maddie. This is you lying down.

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<v Speaker 3>There's your bottom, there's your tubby up here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, uh huh, it's you quite accurate depiction of me. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>quick note for the listeners. Obviously this is a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and you can't see the drawing, but I'll include it

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<v Speaker 1>in the corresponding substack for this episode on No Such

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<v Speaker 1>Thing Dot Show. Basically, the urethra does like a thirty

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<v Speaker 1>degree angle turn inside and through your pros state. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you imagine yourself peeing while standing up, the urethra

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<v Speaker 1>kind of goes towards your back first before it makes

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<v Speaker 1>that angle turned towards your front. And if you are

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<v Speaker 1>an older man and you have an enlarged prostate, this

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<v Speaker 1>condition bph that thirty degree angle becomes more like a

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<v Speaker 1>ninety degree angle, and it makes it much more difficult

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<v Speaker 1>to pass urine. And one way to make it easier

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<v Speaker 1>to pass urine and that specific context is to sit

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<v Speaker 1>down while up. I had a few more questions for him.

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<v Speaker 1>The first one was I just kind of wanted to know,

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<v Speaker 1>like the history men peeing while they were standing up,

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<v Speaker 1>Like why did they pee while they were standing up?

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't they pee while they were sitting down like

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<v Speaker 1>way back in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was the first man to stand up?

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<v Speaker 1>Who was the first brave soul or who was the

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<v Speaker 1>first brave soul to sit. Yeah, that's probably.

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<v Speaker 2>The more accurate. Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is an evolutionary thing. It came to

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<v Speaker 3>be the norm because firstly men could right, so they

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<v Speaker 3>were able to pee standing up. So if you're a hunter,

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<v Speaker 3>godser and you're out stalking an elk for whatever you're stalking,

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<v Speaker 3>or a buffalo and you need a pee, well, if

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<v Speaker 3>you were able to sort that out without particularly having

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<v Speaker 3>to move too much, then you can carry on with

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<v Speaker 3>your quest. So clearly being able to pass urine standing

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<v Speaker 3>up is a big advantage for them, no question about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I would say, evan, it evolved to become the norm.

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<v Speaker 1>So doctor Collins made sure to tell me that that's

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of his take, like he's a urologist and

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily a historian. But I think it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes sense, especially you've got to be more on

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<v Speaker 2>your toe back in the day.

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<v Speaker 4>So just you're certainly not worried about contamination.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't even know what is just in your

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<v Speaker 2>ready position at all times, it makes sense to be

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<v Speaker 2>standing versus like sitting down where you know you're a

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<v Speaker 2>little less agile.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, I asked him one final question I asked him

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<v Speaker 1>if he, as a urologist, recommends that men sit down

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<v Speaker 1>while they pe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, I wouldn't recommend it in general. If someone

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<v Speaker 3>is doing it, okay, it doesn't bother me, but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think they need to do so.

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<v Speaker 1>I was kind of surprised to hear this, right, like,

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<v Speaker 1>he's basically saying there is no medical benefit to sitting

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<v Speaker 1>while up unless you have BPH and enlarged prostate. And

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<v Speaker 1>all the initial articles that I came across when I

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<v Speaker 1>was researching this at first took his words and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of contorted them to mean that you should be sitting

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<v Speaker 1>when you pee, And as you just heard, he simply

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<v Speaker 1>does not recommend that.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when these articles were coming out, I similarly

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, wow, have I been peeing wrong my

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<v Speaker 2>whole life? And it's just sort of like, no, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess if I have an enlarge prostate, maybe I should

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<v Speaker 2>sit my ass down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, otherwise will happen to all of us someday.

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<v Speaker 2>Choose your own adventure.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, that doesn't tell you anything about whether you should

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<v Speaker 1>prefer to sit or say still done. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 1>prefer it because it's more comfortable, you should absolutely continue

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<v Speaker 1>to do so, and obviously a lot of the world

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<v Speaker 1>is moving in that direction.

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<v Speaker 2>What I wanted to hear from this conversation is there

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<v Speaker 2>anything bad about me sitting down?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And it sounds like his answer is not.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, mannie, how about you tell us about your experiment.

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<v Speaker 1>I sat while I peed for a week for a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>As much as I could while I was at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we're talking home piece.

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<v Speaker 1>This was also during my trip to Atlanta. So like

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm in the hotel, I would sit, but outside

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<v Speaker 1>of that, I would stand. Generally, my experience was that

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like I almost didn't know what to think.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, this is uh, this is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess if you want to do it, maybe if

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<v Speaker 1>I like let some candles in there or something like,

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<v Speaker 1>al right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, all right, let's take take us through a void session.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Manny. I am in my bathroom, I am

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<v Speaker 1>needing to void, and I'm gonna do it. Uh. Sitting

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<v Speaker 1>down definitely feels a little bit awkward at first, knowing

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't have to uh defecate. I am here

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<v Speaker 1>to urinate, and I am in a seated position, and

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Uh, you know, much quieter experience, obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>but the noise level of a typical urination doesn't really

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<v Speaker 1>bother me. I have just finished urinating, and I will

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<v Speaker 1>kind of just remain on the toilet here to hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'll be on my out, you know, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take a look at my phone no texts, snow notifications

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<v Speaker 1>that are super urgent, and uh yeah, I'll be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of fighting the urge not to get on

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<v Speaker 1>out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not taking advantage of this.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to kind of be in the moment. There

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<v Speaker 1>were times when I would look at my phone or whatever. Oka,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was hard to fight that urge not to

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<v Speaker 1>just leave after I was oh yeah, but I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we just are going into the bathroom with different states

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<v Speaker 1>of mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. It's it's interesting because in life I

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<v Speaker 2>don't see you as a person who rushes through life.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, you know, you're not like a slow.

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<v Speaker 2>Person, you don't. I don't think you have the traditional

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<v Speaker 2>Ohio like yo, hurry up. Yeah, but you're also not

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<v Speaker 2>someone who you know, has like a New York attitude

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<v Speaker 2>about things. I think you're pretty good with the flow

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<v Speaker 2>you're pretty relaxedly back guy. So it's inter that when

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<v Speaker 2>you get in the bathroom, you're on New York time, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I got.

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<v Speaker 1>To get one thing that's sitting added to my experiences.

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<v Speaker 1>Was thinking about this in general, and I think I

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<v Speaker 1>realized that I'm using the bathroom. Anything I'm doing in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom is I kind of see as a chore.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I thought about it as like, Okay, when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm washing the dishes, you know, I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>that done as soon as possible.

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<v Speaker 2>You view using the bathroom as washing the dishes, like

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<v Speaker 2>on the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Level, I think it's just like a thing I have

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<v Speaker 1>to do.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go again that I'm to spend forty seconds voiding.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the thing that I have to do to

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<v Speaker 1>move on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's just If I could opt out of washing dishes,

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<v Speaker 2>just press the button, never have to wash the dish again.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll do it tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I probably would opt out of peeing if I never had.

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<v Speaker 2>An that's crazy, I would not. I think it's such

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<v Speaker 2>a nice break to your day. It's like a it's

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<v Speaker 2>like forced alone quiet time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know, I think I do appreciate the solitude

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<v Speaker 4>of it. Yes, And that's part of why I like

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<v Speaker 4>the sitting. You know, you do get so used to

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<v Speaker 4>just always having a podcast on or music or something

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<v Speaker 4>where it's nice to sometimes be like whether I'm at

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<v Speaker 4>home or even just like I'm gonna go do a

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<v Speaker 4>chores like running errand if it's a quick thing, like yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe I don't need my headphones on.

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<v Speaker 1>Sitting while up in the bathroom ends up just being

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<v Speaker 1>a good vehicle for to get Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That just like doing it like a shower.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, well no music or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I do a lot about very long shower.

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<v Speaker 4>A pee is in some ways of a mini shower.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to go on, but I think we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna end the episode right there.

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<v Speaker 2>All the girls standing and the life for the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 2>all the girls standing.

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<v Speaker 1>In the line. This was no such thing. Produced by

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