WEBVTT - So Savory! 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.600 Okay, what do you mean Watch the snap you just 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:07.160 snapped it? Yeah, to start the recording. You did that 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:12.119 cool snap live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy studios. This 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:13.040 is serial Killers. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.520 This is serial Killers. I'm Scotty B. 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:15.520 And I'm Andrew. 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:16.480 How are you doing there, buddy? 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:17.400 You know, I'm good. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:19.360 How are you? You seem very stressed today. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:22.360 You know, just running around, lots to do, lots to do. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.720 Well. Welcome to Serial Killers. This is the podcast. It's 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:28.680 the premiere serial podcast, the premiere. It is the PM. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:31.800 I was spelling it British with no ear in the end, 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:36.080 Premiere Premiere. Are we doing premiere pr with the e 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:41.400 at the end? It's the premiere breakfast program, the premiere. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:43.600 you know, I'm very glad you said that. Wow, It's 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.720 not like I saw what was on your phone or 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.640 what we teased in the last episode where we said 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.440 we would talk about this English breakfast cereal. 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:50.600 You don't remember these things. 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:52.960 I do remember these things. I was there, I lived it. Oh, 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.920 serial Killers in turn National. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:01:00.720 So this is really cool, slash, exciting, slash, weird slash. 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:04.360 I have no idea what's about to happen? Okay, so 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:06.440 a couple of weeks ago, I got a d M 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:10.680 from calf Crunch. All right, it says, hello mate, M 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.039 eight you like what he does? 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:13.479 Oh fine, that'sine. 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.280 We're calf Crunch and we created a cereal that we 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:18.720 think you might be interested in. It's the world's first 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.679 full English breakfast cereal. Let us know if you want 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:22.920 to try it? Yes, we do. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:24.200 Yeah, so he. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:27.400 Sent us a box, and I think the most interesting 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:28.880 thing is, first of all, it came in a panda 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:32.000 envelope all way from England. No, it's a little crushed, 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.600 but like in the description in the customs form, it 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:39.600 literally says cereal sweet and savory blend of multi grain hoops. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.280 Oh fun So I mean that's a full description of 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:43.039 what it actually was. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:44.280 Multi grain hoops. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:48.120 Yeah. Okay, so here we go, Andrew without any further 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:52.560 edu calf Crunch. The box is all mangled and smashed. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.080 I love the name Mother London. Yeah right, that's funny. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:59.080 So I'm guessing I don't know who this dude is 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.600 modeled after. Maybe it's the guy who created the cereal. 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:04.400 It kind of looks like Super Mario maybe more have 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.520 a beard, though Mario doesn't have a full beard. He 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:07.840 only has the mustache. 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:12.440 Madrio full of fry up full of fry fry up flavor, 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.480 or you know that it's international, it's got the U. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.280 What can you do another? I can't. I was only 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.200 able to do it that one time. Just try it 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.679 one more time. No, because it'll be bad. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:20.480 It's on me. 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.560 Yes, you do it better. And on the back. Look, 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.880 you can cut out a hard hat and a hammer 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.000 and you know what that's. 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:32.080 Called, uh, the the thing that make sure it's balanced. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.480 That's a level level or that's a level. No, that's 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:36.239 a level level, just a level. If it was a 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:38.640 level or it would actually level things for you. Yeah, 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:42.320 it's just a level, idiot. Look, there's your forklift driver card. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:45.840 I don't think that's balance. This is to certify that 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:48.440 Andrew has successfully completed forklift driver training. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.560 If I steal a forklift, I'll make sure to use 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:56.239 that as evidence. Officer, you can't arrest me. Why here's 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.480 my forkliff? Like? 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:00.680 Since okay, so on the little flappir it'sys caught grease. 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.160 Here it says yes geezer say good morning to the 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.640 world's Does gezer mean something different over there? Because here 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:11.520 it just means like old idiot, right the yes geezer, 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.320 say good morning to the world's first fry up flavored 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:15.239 breakfast cereal. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:16.400 You don't have to say it like that. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:21.680 All the salty save vory goodness of a greasy spoon 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:23.400 in one boxy. I don't know if this is a 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.200 goof or not. Is this a goof? 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.720 It's informal British it means just a man, so it's 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:29.320 just saying. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:34.760 Hey man, Okay, it's according to this, It's got egg, bacon, sausage, toast, tomato, 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:35.960 and mushroom. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:41.160 Oh wait, what does it say eats? You could tell 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:44.920 this this has a good right, yeah, because energy fat saturates, 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:48.000 salts and sugars. Oh my god, my god, it's nice 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.320 and has one hundred percent of each. All right, Well, 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.480 also it does three hundred and ninety four calories. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.480 I'm actually kind of concern because I don't know. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.040 It looks like cheerios with marshmallows. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:01.240 Total fat. There's not that set. 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:05.200 I don't know, bro, I don't think that this is savory. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.920 I think it's just sweet. I think it's just cheerios 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:08.520 with marshmallows. 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.360 It comes in an interesting vacuum packed kind of bag. Yeah, 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.720 this is not I can't imagine this is actually on 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.080 the market there. I do believe that this is just 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:19.840 a novelty cereal. I don't think I've ever cut a 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:21.960 bag home with scissors, but I just don't. It's like 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.440 a vacuum sealed bag. 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:29.320 Caught it smell it. 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:30.760 It smells like absolutely nothing. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:37.159 Yeah, it's cheerio. Oh, I don't know. I'm a little 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.279 concerned that it has like checks mixed dust on it. 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:44.680 Look, you got some eggs right there. Don't hold on 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:48.520 like this looks obscene. Almost this egg looks obscene. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.400 Honestly, they do eggs right though. Yeah, they make it 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:52.440 actually look like an egg. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.760 All right, let's go back to the farm Land Fresh Dairyes, 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:58.760 fridge a today. We are using two reduced fat milk. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.680 We're gonna use the quart size container here, So it's 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.320 not gonna be good for a picture later because it's 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:05.120 gonna be some missing. But I'll just hold my hand over. 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:07.839 I'm sure the team at Farmland will be totally fine. Well, 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:09.400 I'm sure they'll be fine with it, but it won't 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.760 be very aesthetic for our pictures. Now, God, your daughter 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:15.040 won't stop saying that This isn't good. It's not gonna 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:15.720 be coquette. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.080 That's a new one. What does that mean? 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.120 Even on a bull chat one day? 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.440 All right, here we go. You want some more milk 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.279 or you're good? Try to get try to get as 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:27.320 many pieces. They look like multi grain cheerios with rando. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:36.280 I got a red piece and an egg piece. Let's see. Look. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.080 I told the dude that we would be brutally honest, 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:43.719 and he said, yes, we love brutal honesty. I taste 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:49.760 some sort of meat. Maybe the hoops are not bad. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:55.919 The hoops are good, little sweet. That egg, bro, there's 0:05:56.000 --> 0:06:02.400 like fart. Got an egg? How'd they do that? It's 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:04.880 really interesting and fun. I'm gonna tell you that much. 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.200 The red thing I think is supposed to be a sausage. 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.200 It's like a burst of saltiness. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.320 Right. Well, here's some toaster something. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.920 I cannot eat another bite of this. I am so sorry. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:20.479 Ten out of ten for the creativity. I'll give it 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:24.560 that eat that act for me. I I'm begging you. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.120 I will not just eat that one piece, the red thing, 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.159 and it was so solid. Just eat that, please, Just 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:30.040 I'm gonna throw up. 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:33.560 Just need to eat the egg I want you to 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:39.840 just eat just the egg, right, it tastes like a 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.560 egg so weird. 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.919 Look, it's just very salty. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.800 I'm going to give it two balls and a spoon. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.720 I think it's decent. It's an interesting concept. We don't 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:55.000 have the full like savory thing here. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:58.640 Yeah, and there's a reason they give it a bowl. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:03.159 I just listen the creativity again. Ten out of ten. 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:05.760 You actually made the eggs taste like eggs. You actually 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:08.720 made the sausage super salty and like coated with something 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.560 like it. Yeah, it's there. It's just not for me 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:14.120 in any way, shape or form. 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.880 The hoops are good. If it was just a hoop cereal, 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:18.880 it'd be like a sweet multi graine cheerios. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.920 I thought it was gonna be a gag gift. I 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:24.480 think it was gag, yes, but gag. But like I 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.800 thought it was gonna be like, oh, the marshmallows are 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:31.880 just marshmallows. No, you actually stuffed them with things that 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:32.440 are savory. 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:34.520 It's just it's flavored. Like my stomach hurts a little 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:35.280 bit now, but it was. 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:37.800 It was okay, you know what you did the thing, 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:41.280 so good job. Yes, thank you so much for sending 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:43.440 them to us. You know, a list like to have 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.200 people in the UK who listen and send us things 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.640 like that's wild. So even if I'm not the biggest 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.640 fan of this, it still is awesome that you sent 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:51.000 it to us. 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.360 We did pretty okay in the UK, those last speaker 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.640 things that we got, we went up like twelve listens 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:56.120 in the UK. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:56.600 Wow. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.080 Maybe he told all his friends to listen. Yeah, it's 0:07:59.080 --> 0:07:59.480 gonna go. 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.120 Up this, don'tia. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:05.280 I think it's just Yorkshire Shia. Yes, well Notingham I had. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:09.320 I had a soccer coach at camp who was from Manchester. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:12.720 Oh I remember that fun. Yeah. He told us about 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:16.040 all the lifts and the crisps and the chips and everything. Great, 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:17.800 all the all those things. I want to I really 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.000 want to go over there, same I do. I've never been, 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:23.160 uh and I want to go. Okay, it's a great story. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:24.120 But we'll get you there. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.080 You get a long weekend there, right, Yeah, how far 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:27.320 is it? It's like a five hour flight. 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:28.440 Yeah, it's not bad at all. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:32.160 Now we move on. Thank you to our friends at 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.760 General Mills for sending us the big box of new stuff. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.600 This is the only one of the box that I 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:40.800 didn't buy. So let's check out the new Lucky Charms 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.880 berry swirl. Okay, new berry marshmallows. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:45.560 I'm into it. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:49.280 And this box is incredibly bilingual. Everything that it says 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:51.199 in English, it also says in Spanish. I think it's 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:51.880 very interesting. 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:54.400 What about French, No, they don't do much French. 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:58.120 So the Lucky Charms pieces in this particular cereal are 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.040 are fruit flavored, They're colored. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.160 They're not like the regular old I'm excited. It's like 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.160 Tricks with marshmallows. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.040 Perhaps berry marshmallows. 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.120 I get that right, because Tricks is also made by General. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:12.240 Very good Mauls. Do you know what Malvo Visco is? 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:12.720 Of course? 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:16.800 What is it? The mal marshmallow marshmallow? Yeah, of course, 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:20.040 and bios must be berries. Yeah, sweetened corn cereal with 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:21.680 marshmallows cereal day. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:23.640 I would love it if we could open up. That'd 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:24.000 be cool. 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:41.520 Shtti right now, and I'm not going to be happy. No, 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.360 I think I have spleen issues. Spleen like I think 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:47.800 I actually need to go to the doctor. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:51.960 Well, these are also magically delicious cool save a football chat. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:57.400 It smells fruity. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.520 Tricks is that's tricks? 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.360 So you think they're just different shaped tricks with marshmallows. Yes, 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.080 that is one hundred percent with this. So where's the 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:06.520 Where does the berry come in through the tricks? 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:09.240 I don't know, Andy. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:14.920 Sometimes these fruit flavored cereals with the added marshmallows are 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.920 just too much, too much like tricks with marshmallows. Too much. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.800 Yeah, it's like differing tastes, but like too much. And 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.200 you got the crunchiness and the sweetness from the piece, 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.559 and then you got like an overly sweet marshmallow. It's 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:28.520 just it does the most. I got like some sausage 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:29.120 on that spoon. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.520 You better lick that spoon clean, all right, No, I 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:37.640 just mean so you don't get the taste. Yeah, Berry 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:40.199 swore Lucky Charms from our friends at General Mills. Ready 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.640 there very the marshmallows are tiny. No, no, it's not 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.679 the marshmallows. It's the it's the oat pieces that are tiny, 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:55.839 and the marshmallows are They're okay, hmmm, it's all right. 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:59.920 It does taste. It tastes like your run of the 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.000 ill General Mills cereal with marshmallows. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.240 It's berry berry kicks with marshmallows, and I love it. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:10.840 I'll give you that. Although berry Berry Kicks is probably 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:15.680 a little bit healthier than this because because it's parent tested, 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:21.120 no approved, it is approved, no tested and parent approved. 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:27.280 Hm hmmm, what is that five? Shut the hell up, buddy, 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.000 I'm going to give it four balls. Look what I 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:34.880 did there. I know I wrote a it's supposed to 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:35.280 be a five. 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:36.240 That is delicious. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:36.880 It's pretty good. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:37.440 I love this. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.560 It's weird because it's brand new and it's it's sealed, 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.400 and it just tastes a tiny bit stale. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.079 I don't think so at all. I think it's perfect. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:46.800 I loved every minute of that cereal. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:50.559 We didn't even try it for a minute, just saying. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:52.960 Called theater of the mind. 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:58.600 Scott all right, well we'll be background after this, and 0:11:58.679 --> 0:11:59.240 we're bad. 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.320 You just don't want to see me put a hole 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.640 in here and then so this way you can complain 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:08.000 about the podcast having no spots. I need to have 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:11.200 a bigger gap so I could put the ads in. 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:13.040 There was plenty bit. 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:16.199 No, you go, all right, we'll be back after this diabetes. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:17.760 You'll be ever back. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.920 There's two I literally that's longer than what you left. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:22.560 You'll be able to see the whole No I remember. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.080 Pay attention to that. Just remember something for once. Just 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:26.320 remember down the time. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:28.760 Please, I took care of all these cereals and the milk. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.880 Oh well, what about Monday when you didn't even send 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:32.559 me the episode? And that's why it came up late. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:36.200 I sent it Monday, Yeah, Monday at like twelve o'clock 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.120 when I was like, hey, Scott, you never sent it 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:38.400 to me. 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:39.880 Thanks to all pell Matt because he. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:44.040 Could sixteen emails. Oh, here's the title and description. Here's 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.720 a picture, here's the audio. Send it all is one bruh. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.120 Bet I do them at different times. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:51.080 Yeah, that doesn't matter to me. I need it all 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:51.679 in one file. 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.880 Please, who's the crazy one? Now you look you're making 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.959 me crazy? Wow. So our friend Matt continues to send 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:00.880 us boxes and boxes and boxes of cereal. Thank you, Matt, 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:03.640 love it. He did buy a few that we had 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:07.080 already done. So please double check at serial KILLERSPC dot 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:09.120 com if you're gonna try to send us some cereals. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:09.480 Now. 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.200 This one was from in a box and he sent 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:14.280 us a couple of months ago. It's frosted flakes. It's 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:19.000 frosted flakes. But look who makes it? Ralston? I did 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.360 not know that Rawlston still made serious. I don't even 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.480 know what Ralston is. Come on, bro, we've been through this. 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:24.920 Go back one hundred and fifty episode. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.920 I'm good. Rolston Purina Checkerboard used to make cookie crisp. 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:29.400 Come on, they make cat food. 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.200 They spun off. They're no longer it used to be 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.400 Ralston Purina, and then Priana was Purina was like, not, 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.840 we're not making people food anymore, right, we make animal stuff. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:39.160 Got it. 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:40.880 It's like when Colgate tried to get into the frozen 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:41.440 food bitch. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.520 Sure, and then then I thought Ralston went away. But 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.200 you know, you go to like some of the dollar 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:48.480 type stores, and I guess that's where you find these things, okay? 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.200 Or for him, I think he goes to the Amish, 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:51.320 the Amish supermarket. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.839 That's so cool. Like the back of it is the 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.000 back of its screams, why is there a chain there? 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.840 It's graphic design, is my passion. That's what this person did. 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:04.520 Somebody went on Canva and made the back of a 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:06.880 cereal box. That's it? 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:11.079 Why, because this is how else would you make it? 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:12.240 Go out and take a picture. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.600 Well, usually I don't know they have a car. Graphics 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:19.080 person that makes like the Okay, this is literally just 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:21.120 a picture that they took off of Canva and then 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.520 they got a picture of a bowl added a drop 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:24.200 shadow to it. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:26.120 This box was a bucket a quarter. I mean, they 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:29.840 can't pay anybody to do these things. So here you go, Isla. 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.600 And if you remember, anybody can use the name frosted 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:36.760 Flakes because it is not a trademarkable name. Now. 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.640 I know this is gonna sound weird, but it kind 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:40.680 of smells like Costco to. 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.960 Me, it kind of smells like Purina. Still making it 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.200 seriously and oh my. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:48.960 God, the dust. You're so dramatic. Think I just got 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.400 me so Theloma, not even kidding. Do this if you 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.840 are a left one. The dust that came out of 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:57.240 this box is insane. Call Selina when barns now. 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.240 Did not mean to do I just spilled flakes all over. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:04.520 If you look, they're all very very different sizes. They're 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:07.600 also different kinds of colors. I feel like, no quality 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.000 control here, just let everything go by. Yeah, this is 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.040 like a dark brown. They don't have the ladies with 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:15.040 the hairnets on the line liking stuff out that doesn't belong, 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:18.520 so that could be like frosted you know, metal shavings. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:21.440 Or expired kitty chow whatever it is. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.720 So again, Farmland Fresh Dairyes, two percent milk with the 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.320 purple cap. Ask for it by name. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.160 I'm pretty sure. Just look for two percent milk by Farmland. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:31.960 Don't ask for the purple cat milk. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:37.880 Okay, you can. Here we go. That is sweet af 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:43.360 Oh my goodness, Wow, who's sweet? That is like taking 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:45.600 your spoon and putting it in the sugar bowl and 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:46.480 just eating it. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:47.440 I just agree. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:51.120 Are you kidding me? This is all sugar all the time. 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:55.120 It's like a new news station, all sugar all the time. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:58.920 This is Ralston. Seriously, that's what it tastes like. 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:02.000 I think it's too sweet. I just don't like the taste. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:04.960 It's not a good frosted flakes taste. No sugar, ain't 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:06.960 sugar in. It's not it for me. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:08.240 I can't even eat another spoon. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.280 I can give it two bowls in a spoon. It's 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:12.280 kind of weak, and I would never give that to 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:13.080 a frosted flake. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.440 I'm gonna give it one bowl just because I think 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.320 it is so sweet that it's not really even edible. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:19.920 I can't eat a second spoonful of this. 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:20.920 That's very dramatic. 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.760 I'm making it a bowl actually, okay, yep, I'm changing 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:27.080 it from one to one bowl. Wow, look at you, 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.400 Thanks Matt. I appreciate that. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:32.600 But you know, yeah, it's just not it's it's uh. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:35.040 I bet it's not even real sugar either. I'm sure 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:40.280 it's all kinds of ingredients. Wow, milled corn, sugar, salt, 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.680 malted barley syrup. And that's literally it. 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:44.800 If you work for Ralston's and you want me to 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:51.440 design your box Ralston's, Ralston's, Ralston Foods, Ralston Food, Ralston Food, Ralston. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:55.840 What did I say? Ralston's so Ralston. You don't write Ralston, 0:16:56.160 --> 0:17:03.960 Ralston's not Ralston's, just Ralston, Ralston. Got it? I love 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.840 you sometimes if you're from this company and you would 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:09.520 like me to redo your box art, I would do 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:11.520 this like for you. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:13.920 It's literally one deaf lady in a factory. She has 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.240 no idea what's going on. She did not hear this, dude, 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:18.800 you have. I can't even imagine what the Ralston factory 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:19.199 looks like. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:19.800 I would please. 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:20.880 Where is it? 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:24.480 I don't Minnesota? 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:28.840 Oh you know what, Lamesville? Hmm, there's other cereal companies 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:31.160 in Minnesota. I wonder if they are making Sumer brand. 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:32.600 Is that what it says? 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:36.640 Yes? Wow, so there we go. Post makes this. 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:40.679 Rawston is the you did it? 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:42.520 You really got to the bottom of that one shirlot. 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:44.320 I've mean I didn't read it first. 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:49.600 And frosted Flakes is made by General Mills Post what 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:51.680 frosted Flakes is made by? 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:53.280 This is frosted Flakes. 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:54.240 No, it's not. 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:59.359 You mean regular frosted flakes with Tony the Tiger. That's Kellogg's. 0:17:59.440 --> 0:17:59.640 Yeah. 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:03.320 I can't believe you didn't know that they're great. That's Kellogg's. 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:06.879 Okay, by saying they're great, it still doesn't help me 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.840 know it's Gllogs. You do a cereal podcast. 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:13.320 Frosted Flakes is like one of Kellogg's benchmark cereals. That 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:15.960 and fruit loops and corn pops and Raisin Brand. That's 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:16.919 all Kelloggs. 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:19.240 Bro. Who's mad? Now I'm not mad. 0:18:19.560 --> 0:18:21.440 We've been Do you know that we're almost at one 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:25.359 thousand cereals? We're almost at one thousand cereals and you 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:28.720 don't know that Tony the Tiger is Kellogg's. 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:29.480