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Speaker 2: No side to, no side to, and no plans on
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Speaker 1: No, that is true. I don't have plans on fix
Speaker 1: you shouldn't.
Speaker 4: You made bigger than the little one. Okay, how do
Speaker 4: you want to see it? But you got a whole wife, man, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you got a car. What I need to side? I
Speaker 4: drove my car today.
Speaker 2: You drove.
Speaker 3: You got to stay on top of your my baby.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was too excited about the car.
Speaker 3: Thank you that was the wife.
Speaker 1: But okay, she came first. Hopefully she didn't put my credit.
Speaker 5: That was good.
Speaker 1: You're right, doesn't.
Speaker 6: Chips in your.
Speaker 2: Racists money? Many turkey stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me.
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Speaker 1: Oh and push your weight on it. Welcome along to
Speaker 1: like to do another phenomenal episode of My Mama.
Speaker 2: Told Me the podcast what we dived deep into the
Speaker 2: pockets of black conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: And we don't work to prove anything. You won't learn
Speaker 1: one thing from Langston or danger.
Speaker 2: If you're telling people that this is research, you are wrong.
Speaker 1: If you're trying to flex on your friends for listening
Speaker 1: to a smart podcast, you blew it.
Speaker 2: You blew it.
Speaker 1: There's so many smart ones. There's good ones. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna name them, but you know them.
Speaker 8: Nah.
Speaker 2: In fact, in fact, we're doing our best to get
Speaker 2: above those in the rankings. Yeah, so that we can
Speaker 2: probably spread more misinformation.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have one. Yeah, here's what I think. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is I've been thinking about. I think that the
Speaker 1: they started putting negative stereotypes out about to make your
Speaker 1: own juices, pool aids concentrates because Big Beverage was trying
Speaker 1: to make some more money because they know if you
Speaker 1: make it yourself, you could cut corners. Whoa, because remember
Speaker 1: when everybody was making their own juice. You remember that
Speaker 1: even you don't even concentrate anymore.
Speaker 3: I used it with a spoon out of the can.
Speaker 1: And that's not what they wanted you to.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's actually not.
Speaker 3: Why because big braverage don't want to have No, No,
Speaker 3: that's true, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: You remember the cooler of the Hawaiian punch in the can?
Speaker 1: Of course, like all that, where'd that go? Why do
Speaker 1: we stop?
Speaker 2: You'd have to pop both sides and then for it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: let it? You don't want that to.
Speaker 1: They're not crazy right now, I'm like, I.
Speaker 3: Do miss a good juice now, that said juice.
Speaker 1: That you made it home, because you always be like, well,
Speaker 1: you don't make this like I make, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't make crystal light like I make crystal. You
Speaker 1: don't make kolid like I make kool aid.
Speaker 2: I do think that there used to be flavor.
Speaker 1: Come on, even even kool.
Speaker 2: Aid as a premise feels like such a played out
Speaker 2: description of like hood ship, Like it ain't even like
Speaker 2: some good ship.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I'm saying they really, Yeah, kids are
Speaker 1: on kids are on jammers.
Speaker 9: I don't know that impressed you guys, man, Young people
Speaker 9: love gammers.
Speaker 1: That might be a yeah, like jammers. We haven't made
Speaker 1: jammers in fourteen years. Were on the pouch now.
Speaker 3: As bad as hell. They drink a white claws.
Speaker 2: That's fair. Yeah, that's fair, and that is a sad
Speaker 2: thing about our society.
Speaker 1: Do you think we just called it smearing off ice?
Speaker 1: You remember that may come on?
Speaker 3: You know that's not even the real name of Mad Dog.
Speaker 1: It's it's two Jewish people's names, Moking David.
Speaker 3: It's a Jewish dinner wine.
Speaker 1: Whoa yes, which is the opposite of how it got
Speaker 1: was marketed at all. Got it in parks a lot.
Speaker 1: It's like, man, it's shoved listen, and it.
Speaker 3: Spread without no social media to anywhere you meet somebody like, no,
Speaker 3: that's not mad Dog. Yeah, Smoking David is the name
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Wow, crazy, it is crazy. How did that happen? How
Speaker 2: did we come to think that that was somehow like
Speaker 2: a well.
Speaker 1: They made it sweet and red and then blue.
Speaker 2: And I think all of them it was a nature
Speaker 2: kind took off and we were like, I don't know
Speaker 2: how to pronounce those two names.
Speaker 1: It was on a mocking David. It was on a
Speaker 1: bottom shelf. Most likely had.
Speaker 3: A little dog on it though.
Speaker 6: The dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's this mad dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's way from there.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: Oh man, it was good back Cisco about all this stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember Arbor missed or BlackBerry Arbor missed. My
Speaker 1: mom couldn't keep it in the house.
Speaker 2: My mom, when she graduated from undergrad we celebrated. That's right,
Speaker 2: that timeline is correcting with you.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And and she celebrated in the basement of the house
Speaker 2: we were living in, and she cracked open a case
Speaker 2: of Arbor miss and I got to have one.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: I was an adult drink. You couldn't just grab that.
Speaker 1: Was grown up. Yeah, you were a man that day.
Speaker 2: It was a big deal for me.
Speaker 1: Damn. Do you remember which arbor missed?
Speaker 2: I don't. I probably blacked out, if you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like when your world explodes in that kind
Speaker 2: of way, you don't remember flavors. You remember the the
Speaker 2: energy of the room.
Speaker 1: Man, that's amazing. I was vibrating. I wonder when I
Speaker 1: was drunk. I wonder when you get some vintage Arbor
Speaker 1: missed on like eBay.
Speaker 2: Brother, whatever is vintage about it? I don't want to school.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was an error. Those allow anymore, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, I'm good on the vintage of that.
Speaker 3: Get it on t MoU. You know they just remake everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would drink TI Boss.
Speaker 2: You would drink t MI Urban miss you Okay?
Speaker 1: And I've been seeing drinks online lately. It's still better
Speaker 1: than that. Everybody's mixing stuff with buzzballs and stuff. You've
Speaker 1: been seeing that, Yes, it is.
Speaker 3: It is lazy, like my drinks milt from the ground up,
Speaker 3: not already pre made.
Speaker 1: Yes, and don't make it like it feels like everybody
Speaker 1: just wants to do layers. Like I seen this girl.
Speaker 1: It was just peach, Crown, green, beat box, buzzball. Yes,
Speaker 1: And it's like, Yo, you know you're wrong. You know
Speaker 1: you're wrong for that first you made it on top
Speaker 1: of a car made three it's a.
Speaker 3: Spring break video because that's.
Speaker 2: First of all, if you're putting buzzballs in your body,
Speaker 2: you're never gonna find love. You gotta make a choice.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you won't.
Speaker 2: Ever find love because you've had buzzballs in the past,
Speaker 2: but at a certain point. If you want love to
Speaker 2: emerge in your life, you gotta put the buzzballs down.
Speaker 1: At least those big ones. You can't be having those
Speaker 1: big ones. Yeah, you can't have that commit to another person.
Speaker 2: How could you. You've got all this buzzball to finish off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the coffee one. I didn't think buzzball was going
Speaker 1: to catch on. That's how you know we're down bad.
Speaker 1: Like as a country, it's it's it's backup, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. The stock is rising, That's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: everywhere right now. It's bad.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's rough. Damn our guess today she ain't
Speaker 2: down bad. No buzzballs, No buzzballs. As far as we know,
Speaker 2: you're buzzball free.
Speaker 3: I'm buzzball free.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. We're so happy she's here.
Speaker 2: She's an amazing comedian for all places, Comedy Central, fucking
Speaker 2: She has a brand new special on Comcast. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's phenomenal. I'm a big fan. David's a big fan.
Speaker 2: Give it up for Kenesia busy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, oh yes, can you Lena a pencil?
Speaker 3: That's my favorite video of all time. I'm so good
Speaker 3: every nigga.
Speaker 1: It's perfect because he does know all the ways.
Speaker 3: He studying pencil.
Speaker 1: Did you ever have a teacher who was like Key
Speaker 1: did in the weirdest way like that? Like, No, I
Speaker 1: had a teacher who yelled at us, his fat guy
Speaker 1: named mister Lyle, and I'll never forget. He just broke
Speaker 1: down one day and he was like, it was around
Speaker 1: when I Wish came out and this girl was singing
Speaker 1: I Wish and he was like, I can I even
Speaker 1: understand how you understand all the lyrics to these songs,
Speaker 1: but no one could do as anyway, He like melted down.
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
Speaker 2: It really bothered him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, damn yeah. And then I remember afterwards the
Speaker 1: groom was.
Speaker 2: Like, the reason he's melting down, though, is because he
Speaker 2: does believe in y'all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like at his core.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, I actually think I could fix this.
Speaker 3: Were just.
Speaker 2: Like pay attention. I'm upset because I wish that you
Speaker 2: were different.
Speaker 1: I read it is he didn't like so many different
Speaker 1: songs being sung.
Speaker 3: Because you were supposed to be paying attention. I was
Speaker 3: a teacher for five years before I got into entertainment.
Speaker 2: Gees, so me too, Yeah, I I taught high school English.
Speaker 3: See I did third and fourth now originally in high school,
Speaker 3: and I was gonna do high school. You know how
Speaker 3: they send you out for that one week. And I
Speaker 3: went to my old high school. Now, mind you, all
Speaker 3: the freshmans were seniors. Now, no, no, I was about
Speaker 3: the square up and I was only a couple of
Speaker 3: years old, and the boys was cute. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get a trump a boyfriend and be fighting
Speaker 3: at the school. And I went back and switched to primary.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I can't do high school.
Speaker 2: I'm not good.
Speaker 3: I'm sure not yet.
Speaker 1: Sure they shouldn't let you do that. At twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two feels young to go back.
Speaker 2: It was right for them to let me do it,
Speaker 2: Like he didn't feel crazy. And it's not because I
Speaker 2: felt even like this desire to do something inappropriate. I
Speaker 2: did not.
Speaker 1: But it is this weird.
Speaker 2: Thing of like, damn, I am your peer, and now
Speaker 2: I am in charge, and the people that used to
Speaker 2: be my my teachers, I have to like treat like
Speaker 2: they are. It's a mind game that you should not
Speaker 2: be having to navigating, right.
Speaker 3: That's because you're not growing at that age you think
Speaker 3: you are that you get older and be like, man,
Speaker 3: I was a baby. That shouldn't that war zone.
Speaker 2: We have the same chest, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: I ain't got no muscles neither. How am I in
Speaker 2: charge of you?
Speaker 1: Some of them little boys are probably stronger than you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, y'all are some of y'all
Speaker 1: are nigga?
Speaker 2: You scare me?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't teams now, Oh the.
Speaker 1: Other side, Yeah, let's them speak.
Speaker 8: Dog.
Speaker 2: You gotta stop going to a gym where teams show up.
Speaker 3: Broa, especially for the summer. They give them free passes
Speaker 3: during the summer.
Speaker 1: I'm going after this and I'm dreading it because it's
Speaker 1: so many teams. Fuck yeah, it's a lot. It's teens
Speaker 1: and an old man that sucks.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Fitness Okay, oh yeah, that's that's the team jim
Speaker 3: Diving Center.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you're not even supposed to live there.
Speaker 1: It's for basketball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just an Idiot's just you're just fucking around.
Speaker 1: I do not even got to.
Speaker 3: Oh, come to planning fitness with me.
Speaker 1: Okay, you play, I do.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a good time.
Speaker 1: Because I see the propaganda on mind. But I don't
Speaker 1: believe that. I do believe that is propaganda.
Speaker 3: Do talk nasty and me talk us so bad about us,
Speaker 3: And I mean it's a little, you know, a few
Speaker 3: little incidents here and there.
Speaker 2: But I like, I used to belong to Planet Fitness,
Speaker 2: and I will say that I've never seen as many
Speaker 2: people on the treadmill in.
Speaker 3: Jeans, and that's a fact, Like they just wants it
Speaker 3: and get on you.
Speaker 2: When you belong to Planning Fitness, you show up as
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's crazy and flip flops, TVA all types of
Speaker 3: like not being Jimmy quipment. I will give you that.
Speaker 2: It's not. It's not a place of respect as it
Speaker 2: relates to the gym as like an art form. Right,
Speaker 2: this is this is functional workout for everybody.
Speaker 1: I do like that, and I like purple.
Speaker 2: That's cool, Okay, weird. No, it's just such a very
Speaker 2: specific thing to narrow in on. But they did make
Speaker 2: it their signature.
Speaker 1: Though you can't. You can't get away from it, my ships.
Speaker 1: It's all white and yellow in there. Persian guys, I
Speaker 1: don't feel any way about this guy.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're given Planing Fitness.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like you guys, are talking crazy.
Speaker 2: Don't let her talking like that. Yeah, but she said
Speaker 2: it and looked at you in a way that made
Speaker 2: me uncomfortable. Don't like her talk.
Speaker 3: That's always a sick.
Speaker 1: I thought this was a cool hab.
Speaker 2: You came to us, and we shouldn't. That's unfair of
Speaker 2: us to have gone this long without acknowledging it.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: We're recording this on Saint Patrick's You are absolutely in
Speaker 2: theme for Saint Patrick's Day. Neither David or I dressed up.
Speaker 2: You didn't know, didn't even know. You had no clue
Speaker 2: it was Saint Patrick's Day. I did know it was
Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day. In fact, I sent my child out
Speaker 2: into the world dressed in theme, and I still said,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: You decided not to even after. Does she ask you
Speaker 1: when you're dressing her up? Is she like daddy was
Speaker 1: your Oh, but you don't like match you?
Speaker 2: And I've trained her well and she doesn't even want
Speaker 2: to know. She'll she'll she'll often asked me to match
Speaker 2: her if she thinks that there's a way to do it.
Speaker 2: But she I think, in today's climate, was like not
Speaker 2: only he doesn't usually have any I could point to
Speaker 2: and say.
Speaker 3: Honey, I hate matching too. I wonder I can't twin total.
Speaker 3: This shit goes back to the beginning. I never like
Speaker 3: twin total people that match together relationships. That shit makes
Speaker 3: my stomach hurt.
Speaker 1: You you two are on the same wavelength, right, it
Speaker 1: makes you. You both feel angry right.
Speaker 2: Now, maybe we won't be so upset. It's cute, are you?
Speaker 2: How many siblings do you?
Speaker 3: I have ship? I think there's about seven of us.
Speaker 3: I'm the oldest, so I'm kids that just keep coming
Speaker 3: and coming and coming. So yeah, it's never in that way.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's part of it is, like you go like,
Speaker 2: I'm so half of my siblings we don't even look alike, right, Like,
Speaker 2: we don't. We literally do not physically match. And so
Speaker 2: the idea of you putting us in matching outfits would
Speaker 2: have looked nuts. It would have literally looked crazy. You
Speaker 2: think it would have been less cute, It would have
Speaker 2: been horrifying.
Speaker 1: No, see, that's your personal bias. It's cute when kids
Speaker 1: wear the same.
Speaker 2: Clothes, bro, I was eleven when the first one, or
Speaker 2: ten when the first one showed up.
Speaker 3: That's ten year different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, different color and a different color. How different, dog,
Speaker 2: my youngest sister is closer to your skin color.
Speaker 1: No, dark skinned sister I have. Most of my family
Speaker 1: is dark skinned. That makes this whole dynamic play different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know my skinned people in my family.
Speaker 3: Dark skin shine in Ye's never occurred to me to
Speaker 3: have to explain this to you.
Speaker 2: My mom is a dark skinned woman. Her second husband
Speaker 2: we literally called black because he was dark skinned. There
Speaker 2: like for real dark skin. Yeah, my sister that that
Speaker 2: was ten years younger than me at least. My mom's
Speaker 2: skin tone probably darker. My youngest younger sister, who's a
Speaker 2: year younger than her, is closer to your skin tone.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Then my youngest sister, who lives in fucking Africa is
Speaker 2: as dark as all of us, all of them. And
Speaker 2: then it's me and my adopted brother who don't match nothing.
Speaker 3: Oh my, this is funny. You don't want to match,
Speaker 3: You will say borrowed like.
Speaker 1: Us. That goes deeper to the origin story to you
Speaker 1: are always felt on the outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, damn, that's that's why when you all make
Speaker 2: these nasty light skin jokes, well you reciprocated.
Speaker 1: It's reciprocated. Don't let me make you think I'm just
Speaker 1: coming up here.
Speaker 3: Because I grew up with y'all.
Speaker 1: He grew up with he said, he.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not man.
Speaker 1: We can't feel broad for that. We can't feel broad
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm just sip.
Speaker 2: You came to us dressed insane and you and.
Speaker 3: Saying I'm in festive. I let you know that I
Speaker 3: am fun as hell for one, and I got a
Speaker 3: kid too. Literally, I'm a festive. I'm half white, so
Speaker 3: that festivity that you know, that white woman festive lives
Speaker 3: deep in.
Speaker 2: As a as another half person. Yes, I didn't get
Speaker 2: the festive, but I did get some stuff, so yeah.
Speaker 3: I Then your dad's white then, right, so it's a
Speaker 3: very totally different experience. I got white mom.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we call that the unfortunate combo.
Speaker 3: But let me tell you this why you want to
Speaker 3: talk about dynamics. My mom is the only white child.
Speaker 3: So my mom and my grandmother the only white people
Speaker 3: in the family. Yes, my mom is a Langston. Uh
Speaker 3: so that's what makes this uncle mixed experience. Yes, and
Speaker 3: my uncle's everybody else is black. So that's that's what
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call my mom and be like, look, I
Speaker 3: found another youth. You're not alone.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's so.
Speaker 2: I I like a complicated combo. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 2: the exact right way that it should be. It should be,
Speaker 2: and I think that is ultimately where we're disappointed with
Speaker 2: interracial relationships is that they often are not that interesting
Speaker 2: of a combo. It really does feel like people seeking
Speaker 2: out a person based off of type, a stereotype you
Speaker 2: think they are, and what we really want what makes
Speaker 2: interracial couples so exciting is too motherfuckers that don't get
Speaker 2: it at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is your life is great.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you got going on, but I
Speaker 2: like you so much. I'm gonna push through this.
Speaker 1: I always like that one of your friends like my girls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's that like?
Speaker 2: I don't even know if they don't like m Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 1: We having fun in the house. The stuff you say
Speaker 1: to each other when nobody because I know what like
Speaker 1: me and me and Alana say to each other when
Speaker 1: nobody cares. It's so bad. If you threw a whole
Speaker 1: other culture in there, I think it would probably crazy
Speaker 1: and it.
Speaker 2: Would be nuts.
Speaker 1: And how can you be mad at that? We had
Speaker 1: a Japanese wife man, we'd be going at it probably
Speaker 1: talk about is probably similar stuff. Let's just say the
Speaker 1: accents I do when the door is closed, shouts with
Speaker 1: my wife. Let me do all those accents in the
Speaker 1: household much.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you came to us with the conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory that I'm really excited for you to talk about. Specifically,
Speaker 2: you said, my mama told me dinosaurs are neth.
Speaker 3: And that's a fact. I and I just do not
Speaker 3: believe in dinosaurs. I think it's all fake. All those bones,
Speaker 3: they make them, they make them, they bury like, oh
Speaker 3: look what we got here. Now dragons are real, and
Speaker 3: they're using dinosaurs to cover up for dragons.
Speaker 1: Hey, press a button, man, this definitely like no, but
Speaker 1: I do like your conspiracy.
Speaker 3: It's true. It's true they made all those bones and
Speaker 3: none of that is real.
Speaker 1: You guys, here's my question, please, First question, why do
Speaker 1: you think they're trying to cover up dragons within equal
Speaker 1: sized animal?
Speaker 3: Excellent question, the same way they're trying to cover up aliens.
Speaker 3: They don't want us to know the truth, So they're
Speaker 3: using the dinosaurs as a cover up for dragons. Because
Speaker 3: imagine this, I'm listening, Imagine dragons.
Speaker 2: Is that what you're going because if so, he beat
Speaker 2: you to it.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're trying to cover up dragons and giants
Speaker 3: and all these other things. They're just be like, all right,
Speaker 3: it's just dinosaurs. They don't want us to They just
Speaker 3: don't want us to know the truth. And do I
Speaker 3: have all the information to back it. No, but I
Speaker 3: know in my heart that the shit ain't real and
Speaker 3: I just just don't believe it.
Speaker 2: Here's what I like about that. This is a heart
Speaker 2: first show. Yes, we lead with our heart. We don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck about facts, and we do get yelled
Speaker 2: at a lot. O know they could not correct us
Speaker 2: more often, but I'll tell you this, Kenesia will never
Speaker 2: change and.
Speaker 3: Don't because they're only feeding you the corrections of propaganda
Speaker 3: that they were giving themselves. So just because they put
Speaker 3: it in a book, they read the book. But who
Speaker 3: wrote the book? The people that don't want us to
Speaker 3: know the truth.
Speaker 1: And if you give me one hundred bones, I could
Speaker 1: put that shit together like anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just come on, dinosaurs sound like this? Hell,
Speaker 3: you know that's to say.
Speaker 1: I will say, we know what people say it like
Speaker 1: before the phonograph.
Speaker 2: Listen, what really is a sort of like immediate flag
Speaker 2: for me. My daughter loves dinosaurs, can't get enough of
Speaker 2: them so much so that she has like this giant
Speaker 2: almost encyclopedia of all dinosaurs that like, she regularly that's
Speaker 2: her favorite book to read. It changes like, uh, her,
Speaker 2: she has a stuffy This is gonna make us sound insane.
Speaker 2: But she has a stuffed animal of an Anomala chorus,
Speaker 2: which is a prehistoric like almost invertebrate. It just looks
Speaker 2: fucking nuts. It's a weird worm with spiked legs that
Speaker 2: she has a stuffed animal of.
Speaker 3: That's something somebody drew fac inverted in surces. Look, were
Speaker 3: gonna put a worm with some legs on it right here,
Speaker 3: and that's what that is. That sounds crazy as it does.
Speaker 2: And even when you're reading about these things, they'll color
Speaker 2: them and they'll make them look like these really active
Speaker 2: animated animals, and it's like, bro, I maybe you did
Speaker 2: find the exact fucking fossil that proves that this thing existed.
Speaker 1: Why is it purple? Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Purple.
Speaker 1: I never even thought about that. Those aren't like natural
Speaker 1: colors that we don't see bugs like that ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: extra for dragonfly.
Speaker 3: And the beetle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a few, but like, why are all of
Speaker 2: these fun colors?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they stole it from real bugs. And I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, you've seen that beetle. We just gonna
Speaker 3: go here and say that dinosaur is that color?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's enough. There is enough illusion in the way
Speaker 2: that they present dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures that would make
Speaker 2: me at least feel sensitive about some of what they
Speaker 2: suggest to be facts. If that makes sense.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just I can't do it. My
Speaker 3: daughter used to like dinosaurs, but I was like, I
Speaker 3: had to break it down to it. So, how would
Speaker 3: your daughter Just so we're she's she's four, okay, so
Speaker 3: mine's getting ready to be seven. So they're around the same.
Speaker 3: So in school and everything's like dinosaurs. So I'm having
Speaker 3: problems with the teacher because she would have to go
Speaker 3: back and tell them that they're not real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's maybe a dangerous game.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: She's believe in the Easter, buddy, but she ain't believe
Speaker 3: in no damn dinosaurs. Okay, she's not believing we walked
Speaker 3: on the moon. Studying astrology and all that now, so
Speaker 3: she done went back to them. They walk on the
Speaker 3: moon and the teacher is up said, it's like she
Speaker 3: can't believe her Shaka was kidding. Opped fucking listen, Clark, listen.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. She's not believing none of
Speaker 3: this stuff. Okay, she could believe in holidays and stuff
Speaker 3: like that, but anything that I know to be true.
Speaker 3: I would even buy dinosaur nuggets. She wont dinosaur nuggets bad,
Speaker 3: No fake fossils into my house.
Speaker 2: You're drawing hard lines.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, dinosaur nuggets are nuggets.
Speaker 1: Wow? That is that hurts my feeling. Dinosaur nuggets are
Speaker 1: huge in our house.
Speaker 2: I'll continue to lie to my children. Can you tell me?
Speaker 2: And this is so exciting. We rarely get somebody who's
Speaker 2: so passionate that they would tell their children. What will
Speaker 2: you tell me? What it is that you are afraid
Speaker 2: of with dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: I'm not afraid of things that aren't real, So I'm
Speaker 3: not afraid of but false information. And I don't want
Speaker 3: my daughter walking around thinking that dinosaurs are real and
Speaker 3: they're not. To hell, her daddy a liar. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna be a liar to.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny?
Speaker 2: We invited him here today.
Speaker 3: He got the baby with him too, those games.
Speaker 1: Your mom's not here. Read this. Dinosaurs said that ain't real,
Speaker 1: told me that ain't real, daddy, oh man.
Speaker 2: So so for you, this is more just a principal
Speaker 2: thing that we were being lied to.
Speaker 1: Who do you think.
Speaker 2: Is is is most likely to benefit from the falsification
Speaker 2: of dinosaurs?
Speaker 3: Who is most likely to benefit.
Speaker 1: Who's mastering this plan?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: It's been happening for so long that I don't even
Speaker 3: know if they're here no more. So they just kept
Speaker 3: passing it down, So I don't know what the original
Speaker 3: reason for it was. But like I said, I think
Speaker 3: honestly it's a cover up the dragons, because there was dragons.
Speaker 3: Why don't they want us to know that there was dragons.
Speaker 3: They don't want us to believe in more mythical magical
Speaker 3: things that we really are. That they've suppressed in people
Speaker 3: for a long time, so they don't know their true
Speaker 3: energy and powers. So that's why they just want to
Speaker 3: keep dumbing people down. Because if we really knew how
Speaker 3: powerful we were a lot of shit, it wouldn't be happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hell yeah, you're saying that there was a mysticism
Speaker 2: in the world. Yes, that we've eliminated. Yes, and now
Speaker 2: because of that, they're they're just feeding us big ass lizards.
Speaker 3: Right, because they find in some of the fossils, they
Speaker 3: found dragons, right, so man, we can't look them know
Speaker 3: it was dragons, so they use the dinosaurs to cover
Speaker 3: it up. Like, Okay, this is more believable, t Rex.
Speaker 3: You gonna have some lowass arms and and distract everybody.
Speaker 2: And those are good impressions. I don't think Jurassic Park
Speaker 2: got it right.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: Oh, they were too sexy and they were way too sexy.
Speaker 2: I don't think they more talk like how you talked. Yeah,
Speaker 2: little arms, that's all you're right, for sure, embellishing.
Speaker 1: I feel like scientists are maybe way more sexy in
Speaker 1: movies than they ever are in real life.
Speaker 2: Fact, big science really wants you to think that they're
Speaker 2: back there like boning each other, and they ain't.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, I No, there might be
Speaker 1: some outliers. I think there were probably some sexy scientists.
Speaker 1: I don't know any how mean scientists. Do you know?
Speaker 2: I know one Carey looked like a dog.
Speaker 3: Would you say that you're racist?
Speaker 2: Not at all?
Speaker 1: No, Look, I'm a dog. He's black as can be.
Speaker 3: Brilliant woman, because she wasn't cute. That was that's happened,
Speaker 3: not cute. You got time to study ship.
Speaker 1: She was real ship. She was offered a lot.
Speaker 2: But you look, before we go to break, and we
Speaker 2: do need to go to break, will you, will you
Speaker 2: tell me what you think can be done about this?
Speaker 2: Besides telling your daughter? Do you think that there's any
Speaker 2: potential for us to get back to discovering dragons and
Speaker 2: and the mystic ways of yesteryear?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 3: The producers a game of thrones, you know what? Together
Speaker 3: tell a child, to tell a child, okay, spread properly exactly,
Speaker 3: just like they're telling you as dinosaurs. They put it
Speaker 3: in the books for the kids early on, and now
Speaker 3: they spread those lies. So now we got to reverse it.
Speaker 3: So that's what I can do is use the children
Speaker 3: of today.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I like that. You we the children are the future
Speaker 2: and and they can propagate their own playgrounds exactly. I
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 2: You tell a little kid one thing that, yeah, that
Speaker 2: it will go, especially if it's private, that stuff that
Speaker 2: you didn't want.
Speaker 3: Talk on the phone, acts like you're not telling her
Speaker 3: run all the business there's no dinosaurs. My mom on
Speaker 3: the phone, not personal information through everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's smart. If you are at home and you
Speaker 2: are hoping to spread word like Kenesia that dinosaurs are
Speaker 2: not real, start talking on the phone in front of
Speaker 2: nosy little children, and we will change everything. A break,
Speaker 2: a break, let's take a break. More Kinnesian more. My
Speaker 2: mama told me.
Speaker 8: That one.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: No, that was probably better than honestly was he was
Speaker 1: gonna say, what's not your titties?
Speaker 3: Is like a second nature.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, you really gave me.
Speaker 1: Will never stop you from doing that?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, this isn't that kind of We
Speaker 8: don't silence women. You don't silence s wimmen.
Speaker 2: You you crazy if you think we don't support that.
Speaker 3: Ain't a woman's health. Woman's month right now too.
Speaker 2: Always we about three months in a row. In the
Speaker 2: month we say run out one back.
Speaker 1: Are you glad you got a little boy now? To
Speaker 1: kind of like counteract some of the all female energy?
Speaker 2: No, I want to be the only one.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2: Actually we've talked about this a lot of times. Male
Speaker 2: energy is probably more intimidating. It's not my favorite energy,
Speaker 2: and I grew up with mostly women, and I think
Speaker 2: in that way, I am just a dude who does
Speaker 2: better with girls and so like, I never had like
Speaker 2: that weird like oh right, the way that I think
Speaker 2: some men do.
Speaker 1: That's that.
Speaker 2: I love my son. He's awesome and I'm glad he's yeah, yeah, contributing.
Speaker 2: But nah, I could have done it all by myself.
Speaker 2: I could have been bad all by myself. Okay, ty
Speaker 2: Perry produces it. Yeah, we're still talking about the possibility
Speaker 2: that that dinosaurs are not real, but you really zeroed
Speaker 2: in on the fact that dragons are. Yes, that that
Speaker 2: they are real creatures. Do you have any sense or
Speaker 2: an instinct you don't have to have facts. Is there
Speaker 2: an instinct you have of where dragons went? Why are
Speaker 2: they no longer with us? Because the story we've been
Speaker 2: told about dinosaurs asteroid hitting the planet wiping out the
Speaker 2: entire like, you know, fucking species. Whatever, What do you
Speaker 2: think happened to them? Dragons? Are we still on it?
Speaker 1: Some ass?
Speaker 8: You know what?
Speaker 3: It could It could have possibly still been that whatever happened,
Speaker 3: but that all the giants, everybody, like all the petrified
Speaker 3: rocks are big ass giants. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And if you look there in the shape, so I
Speaker 3: think something happened, whether it was that that just scared
Speaker 3: everything and it just died, whatever, whatever happened. The dragons
Speaker 3: are in alignment with the with the petrified giants and
Speaker 3: everything else. So I don't know exactly what it is,
Speaker 3: but it's all in that same realm to me, in
Speaker 3: the same cover up.
Speaker 1: Yea, whose dragons do you think are real Chinese dragons
Speaker 1: or the other one? That's a crazy.
Speaker 3: Questions mother lover here.
Speaker 2: Eight Chinese men's legs everything.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm saying. Chinese people dragons are the most
Speaker 1: different than all the other the way dragons, it's like
Speaker 1: dragons and then Chinese d it's like they always have
Speaker 1: to yeah yeah, yeah. They kind of look like a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, not a Chinese guy, just any guy. Know,
Speaker 1: honestly it looks more like a Mexican dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, fun too.
Speaker 1: Ye, it's like Chris Talker. Yeah, don't think there are
Speaker 1: they spitting fire like that?
Speaker 3: Yes, dragons have dragons. I don't know. Let me tell
Speaker 3: you something.
Speaker 2: I think so, but yeah in Bulan, uh uh, Eddie
Speaker 2: Murphy's character, he does blow a little bit of fire.
Speaker 2: It's small, but he does blow a little bit more.
Speaker 3: But mighty small, but mighty man.
Speaker 1: He's a good cartoon, Eddie.
Speaker 2: God damn, he don't miss he's so good at being
Speaker 2: a cartoon. If you draw him, it's gonna be perfose.
Speaker 1: It's numbers on them. I don't know why they don't do.
Speaker 2: It more because he won't. He's like, I can't give
Speaker 2: this up every.
Speaker 3: Year, right, you got to make it a hot commodity.
Speaker 3: Something happened he did another one about it.
Speaker 2: I think I think God knows he can't just grant
Speaker 2: every prayer, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, not certainly, not all at once.
Speaker 3: That's a word, right there. Yeah, let's go, Oh my God,
Speaker 3: that's a word.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Let y'all know, don't be asking for too much because I.
Speaker 1: Saved it for once a year.
Speaker 3: Once a year.
Speaker 1: You get the rest on my own.
Speaker 2: Maybe I already prayed this year.
Speaker 3: I'm asking the Lord to reveal the truth about dinosaurs. Everybody.
Speaker 1: Dragons?
Speaker 2: Dragons do they come up in Sierra Leone at all?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I were more like witches and like that. Okay, No, No,
Speaker 1: I never heard anybody. I don't think I ever even
Speaker 1: heard anybody reference it.
Speaker 6: Was this.
Speaker 1: I always dragons were like European. Oh you don't know why.
Speaker 1: I thought that.
Speaker 3: This is crazy that you're associated with that, because you
Speaker 3: have to remember one time, none of it was different,
Speaker 3: all the everything was connected. So that's when them dragons
Speaker 3: was here. So you've give me, you know, locations that
Speaker 3: people created years and years afterwards. Okay, I remember black
Speaker 3: people was everywhere, not just in Africa. We were all
Speaker 3: over the globe, I guess, is the way to say it.
Speaker 3: And then things started to break apart, so wherever those
Speaker 3: dragons were centralized could have not been all over, but
Speaker 3: they were there. But at the time I'm talking to,
Speaker 3: were just all one.
Speaker 1: When it was all together, dragons over the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: black people.
Speaker 3: All over the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any other races or.
Speaker 3: Well the Cocassions obviously.
Speaker 1: Because I love the idea of just us and dragons,
Speaker 1: just us and dragons. Maybe those Game of Thrones people
Speaker 1: on the horn. Yeah, we got a new series. It's
Speaker 1: like my brother and me, it's just dragons. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So I didn't want to watch Game of Thrones for
Speaker 1: a long time. Because and this was kind of somebody
Speaker 1: told me the black men didn't have dicks? What and
Speaker 1: that's why I didn't want to watch Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: It's not untrue, that's and that's what I found.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, wait, wait, I never wait. I don't know
Speaker 3: how I missed that whole part.
Speaker 2: Well, he's talking about the unsullied, the warrior class slaves
Speaker 2: that then Kalisi sort of like turns into her warriors
Speaker 2: for her army that she falls in love with.
Speaker 3: The one does she castrate them or do you're telling
Speaker 3: me that they're trying to say they're born And.
Speaker 2: She doesn't fall in love with she falls in love
Speaker 2: with the doth racky with Jason Momoa's character.
Speaker 1: That's a different group, okay there, but they're like it's
Speaker 1: like the way that they do like the the they're
Speaker 1: doing the hockey from Yeah, they make them the warriors
Speaker 1: savages exactly.
Speaker 2: And then there's a different group of warriors, the ones
Speaker 2: that that have their faces covered that she then sort
Speaker 2: of like endlests and they're all light skinned black dudes.
Speaker 3: Y'all tell me a bunch of sh it. I don't
Speaker 3: care about. Where are their penises at.
Speaker 2: That great question you're getting to the meeting potatoes and
Speaker 2: unfortunately they don't have meat potatoes. They they get them
Speaker 2: cut off because that what makes them perfect warriors. They
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck about nothing but killing and defend.
Speaker 3: Okay, I thought they were saying they didn't grow. I
Speaker 3: was like, now, but who you're not envious? You gotta
Speaker 3: be to be like all the black men don't have.
Speaker 3: And that's how I write when this is crazy, they
Speaker 3: cast it. It's all black dudes with no dicks.
Speaker 2: It's really crazy.
Speaker 1: Nobody's like, nobody's like this was nuts, like.
Speaker 3: White couldn't Apparently.
Speaker 1: The whole show is white guys and not to and
Speaker 1: then when it comes to have time to have.
Speaker 2: No dicks, not to stand on a on a fucking
Speaker 2: on a soap box.
Speaker 1: You've heard me stand on before.
Speaker 2: They did it to light skin men and that that
Speaker 2: feels wrong to me, and I think that's how they
Speaker 2: got away with it.
Speaker 1: Basically, nobody will suspect nobody like.
Speaker 2: Guys, wow, but if they're dark skinned, people are gonna
Speaker 2: be like, you're castrating black man.
Speaker 1: I would have freaked out, you would bet, and I
Speaker 1: just instead, I just watched the series late. But I
Speaker 1: watched it and.
Speaker 2: They called a nigga gray worm.
Speaker 3: I'm just with, oh god, this is.
Speaker 1: That is that's frustrating. Yep, I'm sorry they did.
Speaker 2: That to you.
Speaker 3: Me too, I'm sorry they did that. Could you imagine
Speaker 3: falling in love with one of these warrior?
Speaker 2: Ask like, oh god, you know, for a lot of reasons.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy is that Game of Thrones did
Speaker 2: in fact have a storyline where where he falls in
Speaker 2: love not with Kalisi but with her assistant Massonde.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: And they have a full romantic arc despite the fact
Speaker 2: that he ain't got no pp.
Speaker 1: He was even pussy that's all. Hey, we don't mind
Speaker 1: that kind of representation.
Speaker 3: I mind that type of representation because where is the
Speaker 3: rest of the story though, that's what you just you
Speaker 3: gotta be poly At that point, he.
Speaker 2: Did what he could, everything he could.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I go do it to a dragon. Something gotta get.
Speaker 2: I assure you that's a very different piess.
Speaker 3: At least it's one.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, That one's spiky.
Speaker 3: You don't want that, man, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I never.
Speaker 1: I never. What's interesting?
Speaker 2: As you were saying all of this, I was looking
Speaker 2: up where do dragon or excuse me dinosaur bones, although
Speaker 2: you would argue dragon bones most common, where are they
Speaker 2: most commonly found? And what it seems to be is
Speaker 2: North America, which is surprising for me. China, Argentina, and
Speaker 2: Mongolia are sort of like the top four of places,
Speaker 2: and all of those feel like places that are already
Speaker 2: connected to a type of propaganda that would ask us
Speaker 2: to buy into fictional creatures assembled in the fucking you know,
Speaker 2: at random. Yeah, Whereas like if you it's surprising to
Speaker 2: me that if Africa is the origin of all life,
Speaker 2: we're not finding more dinosaur bones in Africa.
Speaker 1: What don't you find in Africa?
Speaker 7: Line?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got all the minerals. You can't write no dinosaur,
Speaker 1: no dinosaur bones. Feels crazy.
Speaker 2: You could pull up a whole tesla from the ground,
Speaker 2: but you can't fucking find a dinosaur.
Speaker 3: That's because they're making the bones. I keep trying to
Speaker 3: tell you the bones are fake. They're making these bones.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The other part of that that it made me
Speaker 2: think of is that when you go to museums, uh
Speaker 2: and you are seeing these giant dinosaurs assembled in the
Speaker 2: in the lobby of your giant you know, uh history museum,
Speaker 2: those bones more often than not are replicas. They're not
Speaker 2: putting the actual bones out. And even as you're walking
Speaker 2: through the museum and they have to now specifically, they
Speaker 2: have to write whether or not that that what you're
Speaker 2: seeing is a replica or the original bones that they
Speaker 2: are seeing.
Speaker 3: You know why they because more people are finding out
Speaker 3: they're not real, so they're trying to cover their tracks.
Speaker 3: And now because they wasn't gonna tell you that at first,
Speaker 3: it never said and now that more people are realizing
Speaker 3: that all this shit expect they're like, are we just
Speaker 3: gonna put this is a replica where the bones at?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we ain't now where the bones at.
Speaker 2: That's really exciting that your daughter is doing such effective
Speaker 2: works and spreading the word.
Speaker 3: Thank you. She's a soldier for knowledge.
Speaker 2: The other thing that came to mind as I was
Speaker 2: sort of like thinking about everything that you're saying, which
Speaker 2: I've been discovering because of that book I was telling
Speaker 2: you with my daughter, is that one of the things
Speaker 2: that almost always with these prehistoric animals, that the ones
Speaker 2: that crossed over with human beings, dinosaurs and theory, we
Speaker 2: never came in contact with any version of them. But
Speaker 2: like for Wooly mammots for saber to tigers, for all
Speaker 2: of these different animals. The main thing they point to
Speaker 2: is the fact that they all went extinct from human
Speaker 2: overhunting and doing shit to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been on that since the beginning where the
Speaker 2: buffalo is at buffalo.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we stay fucking up a big ass animal
Speaker 2: we have until it disappears. And so that leads me
Speaker 2: to feel like there is more of a logical explanation
Speaker 2: to something having existed, closer to what we now associate
Speaker 2: with dinosaurs and us over hunting it, killing it, being
Speaker 2: a little embarrassed, rewriting history to make it seem as if.
Speaker 1: Dude, I don't even know where.
Speaker 7: I mean, she is bad for sure, But a thousand
Speaker 7: years ago you see the lizards I with now.
Speaker 2: Geck holes now.
Speaker 3: Are insurance and whatnot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I do really rock with And you
Speaker 2: said this earlier, the premise that the assembly is not correct. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that that to me has always been closer to where
Speaker 2: I've lived. Admittedly I do I still sort of believe
Speaker 2: in dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: I do too, but having a great time, I mean.
Speaker 3: The misinformed are always having a great time that's ignorant.
Speaker 1: Is bliss? You know that's fair?
Speaker 8: Yeahs enjoy I be honest, I don't know if I
Speaker 8: can handle the truth.
Speaker 1: I'm one of them. You keep me plugged in. I
Speaker 1: like the way to stake taste in the matrix. Do
Speaker 1: what I can.
Speaker 2: I think them dreadheaded twins are cool.
Speaker 1: I even need to fly like that, go for it.
Speaker 2: The the thing that that I guess comes to mind
Speaker 2: as I think about this, though, is that, like, how
Speaker 2: do they know that these things are built correctly, like.
Speaker 1: The the the correctly or incorrectly?
Speaker 2: Like so much of that is a type of propaganda,
Speaker 2: and they admitted every year when they add there's to
Speaker 2: a motherfucker that didn't have feathers, right. I feel like
Speaker 2: now I'm playing my own devil's advocate. It is like
Speaker 2: somewhat intuitive, right, if you found a human skull barrier,
Speaker 2: or if you found a human buried in the general
Speaker 2: order of like lying down, you could tell that that's
Speaker 2: how it was.
Speaker 3: But that's because you've come in contact with other humans,
Speaker 3: so you already know in your mind what it's supposed
Speaker 3: to look like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like like the idea of the
Speaker 1: neck being on the shold. It's just like it makes
Speaker 1: sense for like to be bipedal or whatever.
Speaker 2: And I don't think the disagreement for me is like
Speaker 2: whether or not the legs and the head are in
Speaker 2: the right place. It's the middle. I think there's a
Speaker 2: lot of shit that can be happening with the middle
Speaker 2: that is not being acknowledged in the assembly of these creatures.
Speaker 1: Because I feel like I could get the tail, Like
Speaker 1: if I just found that shit, I feel like I
Speaker 1: could get the tail. I nowhere, I fe go, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: But I don't know if that tale's supposed to be
Speaker 2: in the front, and maybe they had some other ship going.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's not a till. Maybe it's not a till.
Speaker 2: Maybe they did because they wouldn't get that dick cut off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, penises is gonna hat me keeping.
Speaker 1: For years show for years.
Speaker 2: It's a really good show.
Speaker 1: It is for six seasons.
Speaker 2: It's a really really good shown.
Speaker 1: And I disagree with parts.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Fair, bog part.
Speaker 3: I never disagreed with a big part, but keep going.
Speaker 2: I think I think ultimately all this makes me feel
Speaker 2: is that we are constantly being introduced to information that
Speaker 2: they then correct as if it is a new discovery
Speaker 2: of science, when in fact I think it is more
Speaker 2: just a capacity for what they believe us capable of
Speaker 2: understanding that. They go like, all right, they can We'll
Speaker 2: tell them about the feathers. We can tell them they're
Speaker 2: actually just big ass birds. And right because now to
Speaker 2: your point, it's convenient to spread that information it relates
Speaker 2: to something happening in the media. We can control how
Speaker 2: people can stay interested in a story as we change
Speaker 2: it over time, rather than just giving you the whole
Speaker 2: truth all at once. Yeah, yeah, it's a bummer.
Speaker 1: I like them big flying ones though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Terodactylon, all right, all right, you're a way I like it.
Speaker 2: We we we agree on that dragon or terry dactyl
Speaker 2: is cool.
Speaker 1: That's more more break.
Speaker 5: More kinesia, more my mama, the hole made.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut
Speaker 2: America is me.
Speaker 1: That's that? On that, that's that on that and went
Speaker 1: back on back.
Speaker 2: Very cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of yeah, well good about it.
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Speaker 2: with it as you wish. It's it's your playground.
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Speaker 1: then only gonna be ninety seconds.
Speaker 11: Dog is PG from the DVVANT to make sure.
Speaker 1: That I got to finish. This man is drunk, that's all.
Speaker 2: He's on the highway.
Speaker 4: He's driving fast and he's.
Speaker 3: Got a lot of I can't wait. He gotta get
Speaker 3: this ship out right now, Bro.
Speaker 1: He said, how the fund? Can I talk to y'all? Oh,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to.
Speaker 3: Yes, we are agreeans my statements.
Speaker 11: Listen, man, I think it's a conspiracy theory to keep
Speaker 11: brothers away from being glizzies. All right, Listen, man, I
Speaker 11: ain't got no puz listen. Fucking hot dog ain't never
Speaker 11: turned your boy out?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 6: And ship.
Speaker 3: They never to wild work.
Speaker 2: He's interpreting this than I've never interpreted. I never thought
Speaker 2: of hot dogs as a gateway. I thought that they
Speaker 2: were more reflective of just like a unsavory moment. He's like, Nigga,
Speaker 2: this ship can't break me, Sully, what's up you?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Nothing? He's a hot dogs and terrent people.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nuts.
Speaker 2: Okay, continue, this is great, it is on deck.
Speaker 11: But why the fuck they take away a strokele meal
Speaker 11: from black people? Why they take away strole hot dogs?
Speaker 11: Was a strokeo meal for black people. I grew up
Speaker 11: eating hot dogs, cutting up hot dogs, putting them eggs
Speaker 11: and ship.
Speaker 1: Why why, why?
Speaker 11: Why? Why is that no longer a strokele meal? What
Speaker 11: the fuck this this industry? Dude, the niggas where we
Speaker 11: can't please no more fun. I can't eat a hot
Speaker 11: dog no more without getting called out my name. That's
Speaker 11: why they keep.
Speaker 8: Me.
Speaker 11: I really appreciate what y'all do for the community. Which podcast?
Speaker 3: I gotta see how he's eating these hot dogs? Why
Speaker 3: be throating these dogs in the public.
Speaker 2: He's like, we share from So that's how mean.
Speaker 3: The glizzy gumbler.
Speaker 10: Just when you keep saying it's gay, I'm like, and
Speaker 10: I'm like, he gotta be eating these mad crazy for
Speaker 10: people to just be just seven eleven mouth opened.
Speaker 1: I think it's gotta be My guy is mad. He's
Speaker 1: gotta it's gotta be like he's something something new man.
Speaker 2: You gotta be folding it but keeping it together enough
Speaker 2: to like it's like two bis to the.
Speaker 1: Mouth, gotta be something like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, bunny, he might just open up.
Speaker 1: And it's clearly very experimental with the technology already. Cut
Speaker 1: it up in eggs is something I never.
Speaker 3: Didn't do Ramen, but not eggs or beans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to me, eggs was a meal in itself. If
Speaker 2: you're struggling. Yeah, I didn't need to fancy it up
Speaker 2: with that, not at all.
Speaker 1: No, I never even thought about putting hot dogs and eggs. No,
Speaker 1: it's a really impressive choice.
Speaker 2: And you're a really impressive man, and you gotta you
Speaker 2: gotta make peace, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think this is going to get you.
Speaker 1: Just you know who you are and you don't let
Speaker 1: them tell you who you are.
Speaker 11: You are.
Speaker 2: You are clearly fired up in a way that this
Speaker 2: means more to you than it could ever mean to us.
Speaker 1: You were Jeremiah the Glizzy Goblins.
Speaker 2: From the DMD. Come on, you drink buzz ball yep,
Speaker 2: And you made it out the struggle.
Speaker 3: He want to stay in the struggle, hear me.
Speaker 2: Eggs And we can't get that for you. I will
Speaker 2: say before we go, I do take a lot of
Speaker 2: offence at the way that white people try to dictate
Speaker 2: what can and cannot go on a hot dog. I
Speaker 2: don't like that ship at Oh what do you mean?
Speaker 2: They're real strict about like you don't put you don't
Speaker 2: put ketchup on a hot dog. That's disrespectful. Hot dog
Speaker 2: only has mustard or whatever.
Speaker 3: I got cussed out in Chicago and they have signs
Speaker 3: up that said no ketchup. So I'm just in the
Speaker 3: airport and I didn't No, it's a thing, and I
Speaker 3: asked for ketchup and got cuss up. Everybody's looking at
Speaker 3: me in Chicago, and he goes look at the sign
Speaker 3: and it says you cannot have ketchup for the hot dog.
Speaker 3: Don't even ask this disrespect it's serious. Then I was like, well,
Speaker 3: can I get some ketchup for my fries? And they
Speaker 3: just looked at me because the knew godamn, I was
Speaker 3: about to put it on and I only had enough
Speaker 3: for my fries. I was mad, as they don't play
Speaker 3: that ship.
Speaker 1: No, a lot of idn't know.
Speaker 2: New Yorkers are like that too, like that with ketchup specifically,
Speaker 2: it is not meant to be on a hot dog.
Speaker 2: But if you've ever been a latch key kid, which.
Speaker 1: I know you were.
Speaker 2: I certainly was.
Speaker 1: I imagine you were based off of the stories we told.
Speaker 2: You know, you get home and hot dog is one
Speaker 2: of the few meals you can prepare on your own,
Speaker 2: and you put on.
Speaker 1: It whatever you put on it, or do you know
Speaker 1: how to make them in the pan?
Speaker 3: Bro Oh my gosh, My mom used to leave us
Speaker 3: at home, but we had a fireplace in the apartments.
Speaker 3: This is a true story. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: You were going to say fireplace.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he had a Washington two o six baby,
Speaker 3: so you already know. Yes, but we used to cook
Speaker 3: them on the stick. My mom would come home and
Speaker 3: cook him over the fireplace.
Speaker 2: That's nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they were good the list, they were phenomenal.
Speaker 1: You could make a hot dog in a cup, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, in a microwaves. As a kid,
Speaker 1: any meat you could make, pause was like really good.
Speaker 1: Like if you could make meat without you know, because
Speaker 1: noodles is like easy, but you get some meat. Now
Speaker 1: you're now you you're a chef.
Speaker 2: I didn't know we were having meals tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well you can add it.
Speaker 3: You add the hot dog to the noodles. It's a
Speaker 3: whole nother game.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, eggs is.
Speaker 2: Still crazy, but eggs does feel different than noodles somehow, eggs.
Speaker 1: And the noodles, Yes, picking it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good, smart Joe house spread.
Speaker 2: Despite you eating like a prisoner. I do think that
Speaker 2: that very often. To to this person's point, I do
Speaker 2: think very often we are being told what we can
Speaker 2: and cannot eat in a way that does disappoint me.
Speaker 2: And so I bond with you, brother, I feel for you.
Speaker 2: You are in a lot of pain, but you're not
Speaker 2: wrong glizzies. Take back your glizzies and enjoyed them exactly
Speaker 2: you want to enjoy them.
Speaker 1: And maybe if people are coming at you crazy, maybe
Speaker 1: just one at a time, go home. That's what's making
Speaker 1: everybody upset, is crazy. There's got to be something like that.
Speaker 1: It's got to be something like that.
Speaker 2: And bro, maybe you're just with the wrong community too,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, maybe you ain't. Maybe
Speaker 2: you got to go hang out in Nathan's like, really
Speaker 2: meet the type of people who.
Speaker 1: Don't get shy around again, Nathan, that's that's that's good.
Speaker 1: Hot dog too, that's a good as good as Joey
Speaker 1: just nuts eats hundreds of them.
Speaker 3: Nathan it's incredible.
Speaker 1: It's like hot dog steak. It's not like you know,
Speaker 1: you're a bar as. Yeah, that's a bad far as. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I think this is it. I think we did. Thanks guys,
Speaker 1: could you tell the people where they can find you?
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, everybody, you can find me at Kanisha. I
Speaker 3: got a white mom. So it's k A N I
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Speaker 2: bye bitch.
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