WEBVTT - Treasure Hunt 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.320 Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:05.560 Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven p m Pacific. 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:11.239 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:14.920 was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:19.120 old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats crackheads 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:21.639 in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich pill 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:25.800 poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot takes 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:29.680 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:38.080 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. Glad to 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:41.320 have you with us year the Sunday edition Sunday Sunday, 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:45.360 Sunday Funday, Funday, fun Day unless it's not. But we 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.680 are with you eight days a week, four hours, not 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.440 at off on the overnight. Thank you for downloading, Thank 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:55.880 you for subscribing. Five stars, five stars. I know it's 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:58.560 a pain in the ass. It seems ridiculous. Who the 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:01.360 hell reads those reviews on the podcast? It makes no sense, 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:04.679 but trust me, the people in charge, the people that 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:09.959 are holding the strings. Uh, they liked that. They liked 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.800 that stuff. So you can check that out again wherever 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.959 you get your podcast, but the Apple podcast page, there's 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.720 a lot of reviews there, and I saw we had 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.640 another five star review, a couple of five star reviews 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:27.080 this last week here. In fact, did you see that 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.399 I I was given we were getting a five star 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:33.400 review here because of one thing, and one thing only, 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:38.360 the Iowa Hawkeyes hat that I occasionally wear got five 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:43.040 stars because of that. How about that David gascon By, 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.160 I was waiting for his proper introduction because he's west 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.480 of the four or five time here is demanding, that 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:53.040 is you demanded. I asked that you concede, and you 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:58.240 bend the knee to me so gently. Ben Mallory j W. 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:03.720 From Austin writes, and he actually reviewed the podcast five stars, 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:07.160 five stars. More podcast gold from Mallard. And then for 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:10.000 some reason you said, gag on. You know, you must 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.519 not know how to spell your name. They're kind of 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.600 an asshole thing to say. That's a good thing to 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:16.160 say that. I like that. That's Mike North gave you 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.040 a wonderful gift. Mike North gave you an amazing nickname, 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:25.000 a glorious nickname, just just outstanding. So thank you guys 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:28.080 for the reviews. I do appreciate. It is a pain 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:33.079 in the ass to do that. And not many people do, 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:38.399 so thank you. It's not that hard. You just want 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:40.799 to listen, you don't want to paint. You could click 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.280 a couple of buttons, and I don't know what You're right. 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.680 You know, It's like, if you're getting people that click 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.239 onto the site to download the audio, they should be 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:51.080 able to write a quick review at least give it 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:55.520 five stars. Well, well, maybe you do that. I don't. 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:58.799 I use a lot of different websites and listen to 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:02.720 different thing I don't review any of them. So I 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:04.679 mean maybe you do. Are you a review guy or 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.360 you review guesscon here? Is that your operation there? No, 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.480 but I'll give it if it's quick and easy. I'll 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.880 give a five star or three star, even a one star. 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:15.959 If it's not good, it's fine, we might click the 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.160 star thing. But actually write something though, That's what I'm 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:22.120 talking about. Actually write a review doesn't usually happen. Yeah, 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.560 I don't really, but I'm not. I don't subscribe to 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:27.840 many platforms that require a review, like I don't do 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:31.880 that Yelp or anything like that, So it's not good 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:33.400 enough for you to do it. But if you want 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:36.600 other people to do it. But if I'm on Apple 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.360 iTunes or something like that. I couldn't do that. Or 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:43.600 if it meant something to a business, a small business, 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.800 i'd write a review for the mom and pop podcast 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:50.440 that's competing against big name television people that have podcasts 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:53.360 and have big budgets behind them, like that kind of podcast. No, No, 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:56.800 that's fighting for the same scraps that you know that 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.520 the other the other people have an army of people 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.440 promoting the podcast, that kind of thing. No, it definitely 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:06.360 would not do that. No, no, no, definitely not. I understand. Yeah, 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:09.360 we've done over a hundred and fifty episodes now at 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:13.160 the Fifth Hour podcast. Did you know that that's fifty 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.080 and it's only on the weekends, And originally we're doing 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:19.799 it once a week. It was only on like Friday. Yeah, 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:21.640 so we're up to a hundred and fifty. Now, that's 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.560 a lot of that's a lot of effort. That's a 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:25.120 lot of sit ups by you to get up out 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.200 of your bed, waddle over to the studio that's like 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:33.880 ten ft away, crack open the mic. I mean, it's 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.440 not that easy to carry you on my back. That's 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.680 it's hard to do that, but I'm able to pull 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:43.080 it off. Somehow, what is more enjoying? You do? You 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.320 enjoyed a burden, by the way, it's it is a burden, 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:49.599 but I don't complain about it. And I come in here. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.160 You've got nothing, You got no, no, I I care 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:55.600 the whole thing. That's a strain. It's not strain. You know, 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:57.880 it's not easy to carry dead weight around, but it 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.919 makes you better. It's like I remember reading about Jerry 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:04.599 Rice running up the steps in Malibu in the off 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:07.160 season to get ready for the NFL, you know, because 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.000 he made him better and all that he had weights 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.520 on his back and and so it's kind of like, yeah, 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.279 I gotta wait on my back and you keep going. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.919 You would agree with me that since your days of 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:20.120 becoming a sports talk show host that you have never 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:25.839 ever ever either relied or actually leaned on a co 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.760 host or a producer for content. Yes, no, no, that's 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.880 not true. I with Looney, I knew that Looney would 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:37.480 would give me something. Okay, that's so that with Looney 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.440 it was good. I didn't really have to do as 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.960 much prep with Loony everyone else. And I mean, you know, 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:43.320 I love a lot of people I work with. I 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.960 love they don't watch sports until they show up to work. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.880 So it's a little difficult to do, you know, a 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:52.200 four hour professional radio show if they don't actually watch 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:54.640 stuff until they show up to work, and they're stunned 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.839 when things happened, but they're like, I didn't know that. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.120 I'm like, well, it happened five hours ago. What have 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:01.840 you been doing? To be fair, you and Tom would 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.200 yell over each other. That's a little bit different of 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.960 a dynamic than you and I have, because I don't 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:12.040 I was aggressive, it was a ledgy. Um, it was good. Yeah, 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:17.320 that doesn't translate to a podcast platform at all. I disagree, Well, 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:19.920 I respectfully disagree. So you would like me to talk 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.200 over you and to yell into the microphone at times 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.240 if you had a good point. You yet to have one, 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:25.760 But if you had a good point, I'd be fine 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.159 with it. I don't put that out. Any point that 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:29.960 I have you gonna say is not a good point, 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.000 as long as you can make a counterpoint and talk 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.400 over it. You know what, you are a mozart with 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:40.560 at the piano. That's what you want. Okay, you're the 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.479 carpenter without tools. I mean, I'll just point that out. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:45.320 Come on man is that a low blow. I got 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.800 my hand is a blow. I got my hands, though 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.640 I could. I could do some ship your Picasso without 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.960 a brush. Your finger painting is what you're doing there, 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.960 That's what you're doing. Yeah, gonna go on and go 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:56.960 on if you can, if you'd like to. It's just 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:00.520 showering me with anti compliments. Yes, no no no no 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:04.240 no no no no no. I am tough love. Remember, 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:09.200 yes makes you better tough love. Right, come on, you did, 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.200 you did a great job. You paid off your your 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:17.200 debt last weekend. You went to live on Instagram, which 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:22.720 is great to uh eat. Yes, I ate the bull testicles. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.400 I did, and I got nothing but shipped for it 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:29.360 from the the people I work with, because you didn't 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:33.120 really pay off the bed. You didn't really do it. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:37.400 It's not it's not Rocky mount noister. Yeah wait, I'm here. 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:41.080 I am. It was Rocky Mountain oyster jerky. So I 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:45.040 bought into it. I bite into it. I'm biting into 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:48.400 a goddamn vain and I've got you know edny. Oh, 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:53.000 it's not really drizz not really real. Oh my god, 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:58.960 it's unreal. And the funny thing is that the the 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:03.000 bull jerky benefactor, a big fan who sent that. I 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:07.000 told this person, I said, listen, um, no matter what 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:10.200 I eat, they are going to So you didn't really 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:13.480 do it, you know, as I could get Rocky Mountain 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.800 oysters shipped in from from Denver, if that was a possibility, 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.400 I could eat them. And they said, no, you just 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.520 ate meat balls, or you didn't do it right. And 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.800 so this is you know, it's because of the COVID 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.880 thing has been not easy to track down the Rocky 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.640 Mountain oysters. This was sent in by a listener. It's 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:33.960 a delicacy from a place called the Rocky Mountain Oyster 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:38.280 Jerky Company. And so I ate it. And these guys 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.920 were were They thought it was obscene and I would 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.120 try to claim this is actual. It was the same 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:48.720 thing thing, these miserable, downtrodden people who are trying to 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.280 bust my balls, and it was disgusting and I will 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.800 never do it again. I did it, and that's it. 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:57.240 I had to eat a bunch of candy and I 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:59.400 got a headache from all the sugar. I ate afterwards 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:02.640 to get to the taste out of my mouth. But 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:04.440 but I did actually have an email about that, because 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.320 this is the mail. This is the mailbag edition of 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:09.760 the podcast, So we actually have an email about that. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:11.800 But I did do it. A man of my word. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.760 When I say I'm gonna do something, I do. You 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.679 got one, You got one debt paid off, and you 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:20.559 get another one in Oh my god, what I get. 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:25.480 I'll get to that. That's on my list. I'll get there. Yeah, 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:27.080 well I can make a list to You know, there's 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.800 people being there's people making lists for all kinds of 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:31.839 things these days. Were you like list radio? You're a 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.920 big list radio? Gay you invented list rate for those 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:37.760 who no no guests? God did list radio? Yeah? Thanksgivings 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.120 right around the corner. I'm sure that I'll be Uh, 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:44.280 I'll be on a show that's doing list radio. Oh yeah, 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.720 who do you want to invite to Thanksgiving dinner? What 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:51.679 is your favorite side dish for Thanksgiving? Who gets the 0:09:51.760 --> 0:10:02.040 extra turkey? Leg h? You know Thanksgiving pie that you 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:06.600 can eat? Yes? Yes, exactly? What kind of stuffing do 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:10.400 you like? Your favorite kind of stuffing? Please let us know. Cranberries, 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:14.040 no cranbers, yams with marshmallows, no marshmallows. Please call right 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:18.120 now eight seven seven ninety nine on far How about this, 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:21.160 we'll do something different. How about we do a Thanksgivings draft? 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:27.079 How about that? What's the first pick? Oh, I don't know, Turkey, 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:30.000 maybe not, Maybe it'll be pumpkin pie. Oh my guds, 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:34.400 cheeseball radio. That happens every years. So embarrassing. Our profession 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.800 is a joke when people that do this, so lazy. 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:40.040 There's five football game as three football games and Thanksgiving, 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:43.439 let's do it Thanksgiving Day draft? Oh my god, what's 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:47.120 just just that you're admitting you're lazy. You're admitting you 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:50.480 didn't do your job, and these people don't. It's so 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.439 dumb that people that do this, they don't even realize 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.719 that that's what they're doing. Don't forget what is your 0:10:55.760 --> 0:11:02.559 mount rushmore of Thanksgiving dessert entrees, dishes, drinks. That's that's 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.480 what we got too. So well, you could You did 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:07.520 this with the election the other day. I heard you 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:09.840 filled in on the weekends and you you said, all right, 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:14.959 who gets your electoral college votes in sports? Right now? 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:21.400 Come on, chop, chop, who's your write in candidate? Did 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:25.040 you really hear that somewhere? No? No, no, I wouldn't 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:29.360 be surprised though that happen. That's good, that's really good. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:31.640 Are you gonna write that down for next year or 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:35.640 next election? You know, two years? Yeah, all right, I'm 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:38.280 deciding to check out here, I'm gonna check out and 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.160 this is what I'm gonna do here. I'm gonna mail 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.880 it in and I'm gonna cut some corners here and 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:46.800 a little shoddy work, little shoddy work there. Why not 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.360 you could sandwich that in between a couple of segments 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:56.120 of recorded interviews. Yes, yes, that's always good. That that 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:59.679 really stirs the pot. Not that we're complaining, No, no, no, no, 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.720 no no, because those people get paid a lot more 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.319 often than the people that actually do the work. Just 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:09.920 shocking thing. So phone it in, just phone it in, 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.240 all right? Now, are you ready for the mail? Are 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:12.800 you ready for the mail? All right? Listen to this. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.720 Here we go. This is a mail bag. These are 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:18.960 actual questions sent in by actual listeners, and you gotta 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.320 pay attention now. On the Facebook page, I posted this 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:25.720 the other day and I had an email from my guy, 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.920 Jimmy Valls fan Jimmy, He's like, hey, we're doing no 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:30.599 mail bag this week. I said, no, we're doing the 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:35.160 mail bag. And I guess you couldn't find it or whatever, 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:36.920 but it's right there on the Facebook page. I know 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.800 that right now. On my Facebook page we have pinned 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:42.120 at the top. We've had the video of me eating 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:47.120 the bull jerky, the Rocky Mountain Oyster Jerky, the bull nuts. Anyway, 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.679 this email comes from Scott in Texas. If you want 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.600 to find us on Facebook, Ben Mallers show like the 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:56.840 page there and also Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.520 Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Scott in Texas says, 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:04.199 the very minute, or he says, every minute round, every 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:05.720 minute of the party, excuse me, every minute of a 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:09.120 podcast loser. He is catching up here, he says. As 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:12.520 a cattle producer, how about this. Scott is a cattle 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.920 producer in Texas. I want to chime in on the 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:20.240 final verdict on the Rocky Mountain Oyster bent, he says. 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:25.319 I hate to feed the ego, but you are vindicated. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:30.880 Scott says, but that make sure you send this to Eddie. Scott, 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.520 who works in the cattle business, says, you actually did 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:38.599 yourself a tremendous disservice. Bullballs when deep fried, maybe a 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:44.360 little catchup are like delicious slightly softer chicken nuggets. Marcel 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:48.520 would love them free to Marcell in Brooklyn. He says, 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.920 what you choked down sounds awful. Every time you say vain, 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:57.040 I cringe. And you had to chew and chew. Yeah, 0:13:57.040 --> 0:14:00.840 it was like like really thick bubble gum that had 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:04.280 veins in it. And then he he points out Scott 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:07.400 was ripping also Coop and Eddie who's you know? He 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:11.520 said they cannot match, which is true. Uh and uh. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.760 He says if if they were smart, uh, they should 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:18.520 make the delicious fried nugget option. But then he says 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.800 there are a couple of dummies and they won't do it. Well, 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:25.640 thank you Scott, very kind there. And he says, legit 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:29.480 Twitter poll was correct, correct the mundo. So that is 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.520 a vote of confidence from Scott. This guy works in 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:36.080 the cattle business in Texas. That's you can't get more authentic. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:41.400 These guys around bull testicles all day long. It's a 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:44.120 little too because I'm because Eddie and Coop would eat 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:49.680 just about anything. Uh, Coop not so much anymore. But yeah, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.520 back in the day, he would for for a price, 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:58.040 he would do anything. Yeah, Chef Scott from ne Orleans 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:00.520 Rights and he says, So, I've been this thing for 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.880 a while, but I was hoping you could explain a 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.760 few of your favorite sayings, what they mean and the 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:09.160 story behind them. And then he gives me the sayings 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:12.880 and they are both related to the same person, all right, 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:18.960 And here they are, Third round, my may In, don't 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:22.160 bury the lame my Mayan. Yeah, those are the two 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:25.120 that you want to know. What's chef Scott in the bayou? 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.560 Thank you, sir for listening again. I appreciate that, um. 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:32.560 And both those are an homage to one of the 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:36.600 senior executives at Fox Sports Radio, Don Martin, a long 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.920 time radio programmer. He's to work in Denver and been 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.320 in l A forever running a M five seventy and 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:47.440 also the premier networks Fox Sports Radio. And Don is 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.640 a big personality and he's one of the bosses. And 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:53.440 if you ever met Don, here's just a few things. 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.160 I've been in his office a few times over the years, 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:59.000 and Don's got some catchphrases. I know, Petro some money 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.440 do a lot of the knit round Don all the time, 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.400 Don Martin, So they do a lot of personations. But 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:06.960 the two things that stood out any time we would 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.880 talk about something on the radio that was a little dicey, 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:13.960 a little dicey, and uh, that's a third round on 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.280 my end, stay away with the third round on my 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.520 end like that, and then uh, and then we we'd 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.840 start the show with something. If I'd start the show 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:22.600 and I do something that he didn't think was like 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:26.040 worthy of, like the top story, just a little critique. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.400 Don't bury the lead, my man. You know, so you 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:30.480 gotta start with the lead story, right, don't bury the lead. 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:33.280 Start with what's most important. You don't put it second. 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.040 You know, you eat the most important thing first, and 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.360 then everything else is after that. So so that's where 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:42.480 those came came from. And see, he says, a theoretical 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.240 shout out to all the unemployed restaurant workers and my 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:49.560 fellow chefs me included. Man, that sucks. Man, Yeah, you're 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:52.960 the ones in California and in New York. Now, well, 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.120 you gotta keep the faith, man, you gotta keep the 0:16:55.320 --> 0:17:00.720 hopefully by what do you think, April or now April? 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:06.520 It's not it's actually not that far away. It is 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:08.919 for a business though like that, Yeah, I know, I know. 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.600 And if you're unemployed, it so long time way uh, 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:14.760 and this is I keep up the perfectly adequate production 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:19.520 quality gascon Oh thank you. Yeah, But for some reason, 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:22.240 I don't think he's sincere. But you don't think he 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:25.240 was being honest and truthful and that came from the 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:28.240 heart maybe. But if you, if he definitely was, then 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.840 thank you. If not, then uh well, look at my 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:34.840 comments to myself. You've never kept your comments to yourself. Yeah. Yeah, 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:36.760 on here, I'm a little bit more reserved than I 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:41.879 tend to be when I'm talking to you off there. Yeah, okay, 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:45.720 all right, Uh well, thank you again, Chef Scott there 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:50.040 in so he'll he'll write back again. We gotta ask 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:57.000 him what his specialty is, Okay, I don't know, um, 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.960 some kind of Southern stuff because he's in New Orleans. 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:02.199 I had some kind of gumbo or something like that. 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:07.000 Maybe you're not like a jump Alive fan, are you? No? No, 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:10.719 I have a pretty basic palette, pretty basic ballot. Glenn 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:15.760 in Chicago writes in, and Glenn says, hey, guys, is 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.840 Regina in Minnesota a bit? And if so, is it 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:26.520 Coope's girlfriend? Uh no, We I get asked this sometimes. 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:28.679 I think you're kidding, Glenn, but we do get asked 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:31.520 if some of these people that call the show are characters, 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:36.000 if these are paid actors, and that this is all scripted, 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.760 and these are people that just call radio shows, and 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.159 they are people that just call radio shows. But we 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:44.919 have no budget, and I assure you that we have 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:48.000 no budget and to do a radio show where you 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:50.080 have a bunch of people that are paid and there 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:51.600 are shows that do that. There's a lot of morning 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:56.280 shows there their services that will have bits where people 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:59.560 will call up as characters on the show, and we 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:02.000 don't have any of that. We're not a morning show. 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:05.520 We're an overnight show. But for whatever reason, I have 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:10.280 always been someone that has attracted a certain type of caller, 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:14.720 and Regina falls in line with that. And credit Card Gordon, 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:17.680 who has nothing to say but calls every show. Um 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:20.840 and he's there, Doc Mike, whup. You'll be happy to know. 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:22.280 I know you didn't hear this the other night guest, 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:26.959 but Doc Mike, the guy that wrote the euro Fapathy 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:30.600 Europathy rather Europathy, which is a book about drinking piss. 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:35.680 He had him call into the show as he's booking guests. 0:19:36.480 --> 0:19:38.080 So the guy calls up, we put him on. I 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:39.359 was like, what the hell puts down for a few 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:41.439 minutes and he cursed. We had to hang up on Jesus. 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:45.080 Yeah yeah, and then Doc, I'll have him call back. 0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:50.560 He didn't know you couldn't curse. There you go, outstanding 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:53.760 had a We had a couple of new callers this week. 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.680 We had a guy named lunch Meat from Texas. It 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:59.480 sounds like my kind of guy. He loves bologny, but 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:04.480 burnt bologny. Man, I haven't had bologne in a long time. Yeah, 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:06.840 I haven't either. I can't remember the last time I 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:10.480 had bologney or full of bologney. Old school days that 0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:13.200 would have the lunchables would be the cracker, the bologny 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:18.000 and cheese. I was like way back in the day. Though. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:21.080 Bologney is still a very popular thing, you know. I 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:25.199 remember the Oscar meyer was the do they have a 0:20:25.200 --> 0:20:28.200 bologny jingle? I remember the Oscar buyer jingle from back 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:30.280 of the day. I wish I was an Oscar buyer 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:35.119 weet or remember that? Was there something for bologny? I 0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:38.600 kind of vaguely remember something like a slogan for bologny. 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:42.600 I don't remember. I don't either, but I have not 0:20:42.640 --> 0:20:45.800 had bologny. Uh, you know I have not had it, 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:50.000 but thank you, Glenn. He says, does gagon have any 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:52.720 other hobbies other than taking selfies and looking in the mirror? 0:20:52.680 --> 0:20:54.480 I guess it's a gagon. Do you have any other 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:56.639 hobbies other than taking selfies and looking in the mirror? 0:20:56.680 --> 0:21:03.480 I got tons of hobbies, reading, writing, producing some gambling 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:08.760 shows on Friday's um. Exercising is always a good one, 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:13.160 of course, watching sports, watching watching television. Do you watch sports? Yeah, 0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:15.040 it's I think it's a hobby. I mean I am 0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:19.480 one of the few rare cats that actually watches the NHL. 0:21:20.840 --> 0:21:22.880 I'm one of the few rare cats that actually watches 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:27.280 mac football on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights. Cookie on a 0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:29.800 gold Star. No, I mean that's that's a rarity. Most 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:34.719 people don't do that. Ship M interesting. Yeah. But I'm 0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:37.840 also I'm also a degenerate. I actually have I'm a 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:41.760 part of a college fantasy football league too. Oh is 0:21:41.760 --> 0:21:46.879 that right? Yeah? It's pretty bad. Okay, Uh, well again, 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:53.040 thanks Glenn. Uh Coolie from Round Rock, Texas wants us 0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:57.760 to play Mary f Kill NFL coaches. Do you want 0:21:57.760 --> 0:22:00.400 to play Mary f Kill NFL? Coaches. What the hell 0:22:00.480 --> 0:22:05.800 is that? No, you you marry one, you uh f 0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:09.359 one and you kill one. Yeah, but isn't that safe 0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:11.640 for like your show? Didn't you do that as part 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:13.919 of a game show back in the day or no? 0:22:15.760 --> 0:22:18.800 Uh no, I don't. Like we've mentioned it from time 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:22.600 to time, but we've never done a game show. I 0:22:22.640 --> 0:22:24.040 mean it sounds like something I would do, but I 0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:29.680 don't think we did. Sure. Yeah, okay, so you want 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:32.280 to go first year f mary kill? Which one would 0:22:32.280 --> 0:22:36.000 you f? Which would you marry? And which one would 0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:39.520 you uh would you kill? Guess? Scouts? So we're talking 0:22:39.560 --> 0:22:43.080 about the w n B A yes, no, no, NFL. 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:46.600 We're talking college. We're talking a women's college basketball yes 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.920