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Speaker 1: you for subscribing. Five stars, five stars. I know it's
Speaker 1: a pain in the ass. It seems ridiculous. Who the
Speaker 1: hell reads those reviews on the podcast? It makes no sense,
Speaker 1: but trust me, the people in charge, the people that
Speaker 1: are holding the strings. Uh, they liked that. They liked
Speaker 1: that stuff. So you can check that out again wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcast, but the Apple podcast page, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of reviews there, and I saw we had
Speaker 1: another five star review, a couple of five star reviews
Speaker 1: this last week here. In fact, did you see that
Speaker 1: I I was given we were getting a five star
Speaker 1: review here because of one thing, and one thing only,
Speaker 1: the Iowa Hawkeyes hat that I occasionally wear got five
Speaker 1: stars because of that. How about that David gascon By,
Speaker 1: I was waiting for his proper introduction because he's west
Speaker 1: of the four or five time here is demanding, that
Speaker 1: is you demanded. I asked that you concede, and you
Speaker 1: bend the knee to me so gently. Ben Mallory j W.
Speaker 1: From Austin writes, and he actually reviewed the podcast five stars,
Speaker 1: five stars. More podcast gold from Mallard. And then for
Speaker 1: some reason you said, gag on. You know, you must
Speaker 1: not know how to spell your name. They're kind of
Speaker 1: an asshole thing to say. That's a good thing to
Speaker 1: say that. I like that. That's Mike North gave you
Speaker 1: a wonderful gift. Mike North gave you an amazing nickname,
Speaker 1: a glorious nickname, just just outstanding. So thank you guys
Speaker 1: for the reviews. I do appreciate. It is a pain
Speaker 1: in the ass to do that. And not many people do,
Speaker 1: so thank you. It's not that hard. You just want
Speaker 1: to listen, you don't want to paint. You could click
Speaker 1: a couple of buttons, and I don't know what You're right.
Speaker 1: You know, It's like, if you're getting people that click
Speaker 1: onto the site to download the audio, they should be
Speaker 1: able to write a quick review at least give it
Speaker 1: five stars. Well, well, maybe you do that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I use a lot of different websites and listen to
Speaker 1: different thing I don't review any of them. So I
Speaker 1: mean maybe you do. Are you a review guy or
Speaker 1: you review guesscon here? Is that your operation there? No,
Speaker 1: but I'll give it if it's quick and easy. I'll
Speaker 1: give a five star or three star, even a one star.
Speaker 1: If it's not good, it's fine, we might click the
Speaker 1: star thing. But actually write something though, That's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. Actually write a review doesn't usually happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really, but I'm not. I don't subscribe to
Speaker 1: many platforms that require a review, like I don't do
Speaker 1: that Yelp or anything like that, So it's not good
Speaker 1: enough for you to do it. But if you want
Speaker 1: other people to do it. But if I'm on Apple
Speaker 1: iTunes or something like that. I couldn't do that. Or
Speaker 1: if it meant something to a business, a small business,
Speaker 1: i'd write a review for the mom and pop podcast
Speaker 1: that's competing against big name television people that have podcasts
Speaker 1: and have big budgets behind them, like that kind of podcast. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's fighting for the same scraps that you know that
Speaker 1: the other the other people have an army of people
Speaker 1: promoting the podcast, that kind of thing. No, it definitely
Speaker 1: would not do that. No, no, no, definitely not. I understand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've done over a hundred and fifty episodes now at
Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast. Did you know that that's fifty
Speaker 1: and it's only on the weekends, And originally we're doing
Speaker 1: it once a week. It was only on like Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're up to a hundred and fifty. Now, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of that's a lot of effort. That's a
Speaker 1: lot of sit ups by you to get up out
Speaker 1: of your bed, waddle over to the studio that's like
Speaker 1: ten ft away, crack open the mic. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not that easy to carry you on my back. That's
Speaker 1: it's hard to do that, but I'm able to pull
Speaker 1: it off. Somehow, what is more enjoying? You do? You
Speaker 1: enjoyed a burden, by the way, it's it is a burden,
Speaker 1: but I don't complain about it. And I come in here.
Speaker 1: You've got nothing, You got no, no, I I care
Speaker 1: the whole thing. That's a strain. It's not strain. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not easy to carry dead weight around, but it
Speaker 1: makes you better. It's like I remember reading about Jerry
Speaker 1: Rice running up the steps in Malibu in the off
Speaker 1: season to get ready for the NFL, you know, because
Speaker 1: he made him better and all that he had weights
Speaker 1: on his back and and so it's kind of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta wait on my back and you keep going.
Speaker 1: You would agree with me that since your days of
Speaker 1: becoming a sports talk show host that you have never
Speaker 1: ever ever either relied or actually leaned on a co
Speaker 1: host or a producer for content. Yes, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: not true. I with Looney, I knew that Looney would
Speaker 1: would give me something. Okay, that's so that with Looney
Speaker 1: it was good. I didn't really have to do as
Speaker 1: much prep with Loony everyone else. And I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I love a lot of people I work with. I
Speaker 1: love they don't watch sports until they show up to work.
Speaker 1: So it's a little difficult to do, you know, a
Speaker 1: four hour professional radio show if they don't actually watch
Speaker 1: stuff until they show up to work, and they're stunned
Speaker 1: when things happened, but they're like, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it happened five hours ago. What have
Speaker 1: you been doing? To be fair, you and Tom would
Speaker 1: yell over each other. That's a little bit different of
Speaker 1: a dynamic than you and I have, because I don't
Speaker 1: I was aggressive, it was a ledgy. Um, it was good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that doesn't translate to a podcast platform at all. I disagree, Well,
Speaker 1: I respectfully disagree. So you would like me to talk
Speaker 1: over you and to yell into the microphone at times
Speaker 1: if you had a good point. You yet to have one,
Speaker 1: But if you had a good point, I'd be fine
Speaker 1: with it. I don't put that out. Any point that
Speaker 1: I have you gonna say is not a good point,
Speaker 1: as long as you can make a counterpoint and talk
Speaker 1: over it. You know what, you are a mozart with
Speaker 1: at the piano. That's what you want. Okay, you're the
Speaker 1: carpenter without tools. I mean, I'll just point that out.
Speaker 1: Come on man is that a low blow. I got
Speaker 1: my hand is a blow. I got my hands, though
Speaker 1: I could. I could do some ship your Picasso without
Speaker 1: a brush. Your finger painting is what you're doing there,
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. Yeah, gonna go on and go
Speaker 1: on if you can, if you'd like to. It's just
Speaker 1: showering me with anti compliments. Yes, no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no. I am tough love. Remember,
Speaker 1: yes makes you better tough love. Right, come on, you did,
Speaker 1: you did a great job. You paid off your your
Speaker 1: debt last weekend. You went to live on Instagram, which
Speaker 1: is great to uh eat. Yes, I ate the bull testicles.
Speaker 1: I did, and I got nothing but shipped for it
Speaker 1: from the the people I work with, because you didn't
Speaker 1: really pay off the bed. You didn't really do it.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not Rocky mount noister. Yeah wait, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I am. It was Rocky Mountain oyster jerky. So I
Speaker 1: bought into it. I bite into it. I'm biting into
Speaker 1: a goddamn vain and I've got you know edny. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's not really drizz not really real. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's unreal. And the funny thing is that the the
Speaker 1: bull jerky benefactor, a big fan who sent that. I
Speaker 1: told this person, I said, listen, um, no matter what
Speaker 1: I eat, they are going to So you didn't really
Speaker 1: do it, you know, as I could get Rocky Mountain
Speaker 1: oysters shipped in from from Denver, if that was a possibility,
Speaker 1: I could eat them. And they said, no, you just
Speaker 1: ate meat balls, or you didn't do it right. And
Speaker 1: so this is you know, it's because of the COVID
Speaker 1: thing has been not easy to track down the Rocky
Speaker 1: Mountain oysters. This was sent in by a listener. It's
Speaker 1: a delicacy from a place called the Rocky Mountain Oyster
Speaker 1: Jerky Company. And so I ate it. And these guys
Speaker 1: were were They thought it was obscene and I would
Speaker 1: try to claim this is actual. It was the same
Speaker 1: thing thing, these miserable, downtrodden people who are trying to
Speaker 1: bust my balls, and it was disgusting and I will
Speaker 1: never do it again. I did it, and that's it.
Speaker 1: I had to eat a bunch of candy and I
Speaker 1: got a headache from all the sugar. I ate afterwards
Speaker 1: to get to the taste out of my mouth. But
Speaker 1: but I did actually have an email about that, because
Speaker 1: this is the mail. This is the mailbag edition of
Speaker 1: the podcast, So we actually have an email about that.
Speaker 1: But I did do it. A man of my word.
Speaker 1: When I say I'm gonna do something, I do. You
Speaker 1: got one, You got one debt paid off, and you
Speaker 1: get another one in Oh my god, what I get.
Speaker 1: I'll get to that. That's on my list. I'll get there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I can make a list to You know, there's
Speaker 1: people being there's people making lists for all kinds of
Speaker 1: things these days. Were you like list radio? You're a
Speaker 1: big list radio? Gay you invented list rate for those
Speaker 1: who no no guests? God did list radio? Yeah? Thanksgivings
Speaker 1: right around the corner. I'm sure that I'll be Uh,
Speaker 1: I'll be on a show that's doing list radio. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: who do you want to invite to Thanksgiving dinner? What
Speaker 1: is your favorite side dish for Thanksgiving? Who gets the
Speaker 1: extra turkey? Leg h? You know Thanksgiving pie that you
Speaker 1: can eat? Yes? Yes, exactly? What kind of stuffing do
Speaker 1: you like? Your favorite kind of stuffing? Please let us know. Cranberries,
Speaker 1: no cranbers, yams with marshmallows, no marshmallows. Please call right
Speaker 1: now eight seven seven ninety nine on far How about this,
Speaker 1: we'll do something different. How about we do a Thanksgivings draft?
Speaker 1: How about that? What's the first pick? Oh, I don't know, Turkey,
Speaker 1: maybe not, Maybe it'll be pumpkin pie. Oh my guds,
Speaker 1: cheeseball radio. That happens every years. So embarrassing. Our profession
Speaker 1: is a joke when people that do this, so lazy.
Speaker 1: There's five football game as three football games and Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: let's do it Thanksgiving Day draft? Oh my god, what's
Speaker 1: just just that you're admitting you're lazy. You're admitting you
Speaker 1: didn't do your job, and these people don't. It's so
Speaker 1: dumb that people that do this, they don't even realize
Speaker 1: that that's what they're doing. Don't forget what is your
Speaker 1: mount rushmore of Thanksgiving dessert entrees, dishes, drinks. That's that's
Speaker 1: what we got too. So well, you could You did
Speaker 1: this with the election the other day. I heard you
Speaker 1: filled in on the weekends and you you said, all right,
Speaker 1: who gets your electoral college votes in sports? Right now?
Speaker 1: Come on, chop, chop, who's your write in candidate? Did
Speaker 1: you really hear that somewhere? No? No, no, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be surprised though that happen. That's good, that's really good.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna write that down for next year or
Speaker 1: next election? You know, two years? Yeah, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: deciding to check out here, I'm gonna check out and
Speaker 1: this is what I'm gonna do here. I'm gonna mail
Speaker 1: it in and I'm gonna cut some corners here and
Speaker 1: a little shoddy work, little shoddy work there. Why not
Speaker 1: you could sandwich that in between a couple of segments
Speaker 1: of recorded interviews. Yes, yes, that's always good. That that
Speaker 1: really stirs the pot. Not that we're complaining, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, because those people get paid a lot more
Speaker 1: often than the people that actually do the work. Just
Speaker 1: shocking thing. So phone it in, just phone it in,
Speaker 1: all right? Now, are you ready for the mail? Are
Speaker 1: you ready for the mail? All right? Listen to this.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This is a mail bag. These are
Speaker 1: actual questions sent in by actual listeners, and you gotta
Speaker 1: pay attention now. On the Facebook page, I posted this
Speaker 1: the other day and I had an email from my guy,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Valls fan Jimmy, He's like, hey, we're doing no
Speaker 1: mail bag this week. I said, no, we're doing the
Speaker 1: mail bag. And I guess you couldn't find it or whatever,
Speaker 1: but it's right there on the Facebook page. I know
Speaker 1: that right now. On my Facebook page we have pinned
Speaker 1: at the top. We've had the video of me eating
Speaker 1: the bull jerky, the Rocky Mountain Oyster Jerky, the bull nuts. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this email comes from Scott in Texas. If you want
Speaker 1: to find us on Facebook, Ben Mallers show like the
Speaker 1: page there and also Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Scott in Texas says,
Speaker 1: the very minute, or he says, every minute round, every
Speaker 1: minute of the party, excuse me, every minute of a
Speaker 1: podcast loser. He is catching up here, he says. As
Speaker 1: a cattle producer, how about this. Scott is a cattle
Speaker 1: producer in Texas. I want to chime in on the
Speaker 1: final verdict on the Rocky Mountain Oyster bent, he says.
Speaker 1: I hate to feed the ego, but you are vindicated.
Speaker 1: Scott says, but that make sure you send this to Eddie. Scott,
Speaker 1: who works in the cattle business, says, you actually did
Speaker 1: yourself a tremendous disservice. Bullballs when deep fried, maybe a
Speaker 1: little catchup are like delicious slightly softer chicken nuggets. Marcel
Speaker 1: would love them free to Marcell in Brooklyn. He says,
Speaker 1: what you choked down sounds awful. Every time you say vain,
Speaker 1: I cringe. And you had to chew and chew. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like like really thick bubble gum that had
Speaker 1: veins in it. And then he he points out Scott
Speaker 1: was ripping also Coop and Eddie who's you know? He
Speaker 1: said they cannot match, which is true. Uh and uh.
Speaker 1: He says if if they were smart, uh, they should
Speaker 1: make the delicious fried nugget option. But then he says
Speaker 1: there are a couple of dummies and they won't do it. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you Scott, very kind there. And he says, legit
Speaker 1: Twitter poll was correct, correct the mundo. So that is
Speaker 1: a vote of confidence from Scott. This guy works in
Speaker 1: the cattle business in Texas. That's you can't get more authentic.
Speaker 1: These guys around bull testicles all day long. It's a
Speaker 1: little too because I'm because Eddie and Coop would eat
Speaker 1: just about anything. Uh, Coop not so much anymore. But yeah,
Speaker 1: back in the day, he would for for a price,
Speaker 1: he would do anything. Yeah, Chef Scott from ne Orleans
Speaker 1: Rights and he says, So, I've been this thing for
Speaker 1: a while, but I was hoping you could explain a
Speaker 1: few of your favorite sayings, what they mean and the
Speaker 1: story behind them. And then he gives me the sayings
Speaker 1: and they are both related to the same person, all right,
Speaker 1: And here they are, Third round, my may In, don't
Speaker 1: bury the lame my Mayan. Yeah, those are the two
Speaker 1: that you want to know. What's chef Scott in the bayou?
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir for listening again. I appreciate that, um.
Speaker 1: And both those are an homage to one of the
Speaker 1: senior executives at Fox Sports Radio, Don Martin, a long
Speaker 1: time radio programmer. He's to work in Denver and been
Speaker 1: in l A forever running a M five seventy and
Speaker 1: also the premier networks Fox Sports Radio. And Don is
Speaker 1: a big personality and he's one of the bosses. And
Speaker 1: if you ever met Don, here's just a few things.
Speaker 1: I've been in his office a few times over the years,
Speaker 1: and Don's got some catchphrases. I know, Petro some money
Speaker 1: do a lot of the knit round Don all the time,
Speaker 1: Don Martin, So they do a lot of personations. But
Speaker 1: the two things that stood out any time we would
Speaker 1: talk about something on the radio that was a little dicey,
Speaker 1: a little dicey, and uh, that's a third round on
Speaker 1: my end, stay away with the third round on my
Speaker 1: end like that, and then uh, and then we we'd
Speaker 1: start the show with something. If I'd start the show
Speaker 1: and I do something that he didn't think was like
Speaker 1: worthy of, like the top story, just a little critique.
Speaker 1: Don't bury the lead, my man. You know, so you
Speaker 1: gotta start with the lead story, right, don't bury the lead.
Speaker 1: Start with what's most important. You don't put it second.
Speaker 1: You know, you eat the most important thing first, and
Speaker 1: then everything else is after that. So so that's where
Speaker 1: those came came from. And see, he says, a theoretical
Speaker 1: shout out to all the unemployed restaurant workers and my
Speaker 1: fellow chefs me included. Man, that sucks. Man, Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: the ones in California and in New York. Now, well,
Speaker 1: you gotta keep the faith, man, you gotta keep the
Speaker 1: hopefully by what do you think, April or now April?
Speaker 1: It's not it's actually not that far away. It is
Speaker 1: for a business though like that, Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: And if you're unemployed, it so long time way uh,
Speaker 1: and this is I keep up the perfectly adequate production
Speaker 1: quality gascon Oh thank you. Yeah, But for some reason,
Speaker 1: I don't think he's sincere. But you don't think he
Speaker 1: was being honest and truthful and that came from the
Speaker 1: heart maybe. But if you, if he definitely was, then
Speaker 1: thank you. If not, then uh well, look at my
Speaker 1: comments to myself. You've never kept your comments to yourself. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on here, I'm a little bit more reserved than I
Speaker 1: tend to be when I'm talking to you off there. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Uh well, thank you again, Chef Scott there
Speaker 1: in so he'll he'll write back again. We gotta ask
Speaker 1: him what his specialty is, Okay, I don't know, um,
Speaker 1: some kind of Southern stuff because he's in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: I had some kind of gumbo or something like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not like a jump Alive fan, are you? No? No,
Speaker 1: I have a pretty basic palette, pretty basic ballot. Glenn
Speaker 1: in Chicago writes in, and Glenn says, hey, guys, is
Speaker 1: Regina in Minnesota a bit? And if so, is it
Speaker 1: Coope's girlfriend? Uh no, We I get asked this sometimes.
Speaker 1: I think you're kidding, Glenn, but we do get asked
Speaker 1: if some of these people that call the show are characters,
Speaker 1: if these are paid actors, and that this is all scripted,
Speaker 1: and these are people that just call radio shows, and
Speaker 1: they are people that just call radio shows. But we
Speaker 1: have no budget, and I assure you that we have
Speaker 1: no budget and to do a radio show where you
Speaker 1: have a bunch of people that are paid and there
Speaker 1: are shows that do that. There's a lot of morning
Speaker 1: shows there their services that will have bits where people
Speaker 1: will call up as characters on the show, and we
Speaker 1: don't have any of that. We're not a morning show.
Speaker 1: We're an overnight show. But for whatever reason, I have
Speaker 1: always been someone that has attracted a certain type of caller,
Speaker 1: and Regina falls in line with that. And credit Card Gordon,
Speaker 1: who has nothing to say but calls every show. Um
Speaker 1: and he's there, Doc Mike, whup. You'll be happy to know.
Speaker 1: I know you didn't hear this the other night guest,
Speaker 1: but Doc Mike, the guy that wrote the euro Fapathy
Speaker 1: Europathy rather Europathy, which is a book about drinking piss.
Speaker 1: He had him call into the show as he's booking guests.
Speaker 1: So the guy calls up, we put him on. I
Speaker 1: was like, what the hell puts down for a few
Speaker 1: minutes and he cursed. We had to hang up on Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then Doc, I'll have him call back.
Speaker 1: He didn't know you couldn't curse. There you go, outstanding
Speaker 1: had a We had a couple of new callers this week.
Speaker 1: We had a guy named lunch Meat from Texas. It
Speaker 1: sounds like my kind of guy. He loves bologny, but
Speaker 1: burnt bologny. Man, I haven't had bologne in a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't either. I can't remember the last time I
Speaker 1: had bologney or full of bologney. Old school days that
Speaker 1: would have the lunchables would be the cracker, the bologny
Speaker 1: and cheese. I was like way back in the day. Though. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Bologney is still a very popular thing, you know. I
Speaker 1: remember the Oscar meyer was the do they have a
Speaker 1: bologny jingle? I remember the Oscar buyer jingle from back
Speaker 1: of the day. I wish I was an Oscar buyer
Speaker 1: weet or remember that? Was there something for bologny? I
Speaker 1: kind of vaguely remember something like a slogan for bologny.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't either, but I have not
Speaker 1: had bologny. Uh, you know I have not had it,
Speaker 1: but thank you, Glenn. He says, does gagon have any
Speaker 1: other hobbies other than taking selfies and looking in the mirror?
Speaker 1: I guess it's a gagon. Do you have any other
Speaker 1: hobbies other than taking selfies and looking in the mirror?
Speaker 1: I got tons of hobbies, reading, writing, producing some gambling
Speaker 1: shows on Friday's um. Exercising is always a good one,
Speaker 1: of course, watching sports, watching watching television. Do you watch sports? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I think it's a hobby. I mean I am
Speaker 1: one of the few rare cats that actually watches the NHL.
Speaker 1: I'm one of the few rare cats that actually watches
Speaker 1: mac football on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights. Cookie on a
Speaker 1: gold Star. No, I mean that's that's a rarity. Most
Speaker 1: people don't do that. Ship M interesting. Yeah. But I'm
Speaker 1: also I'm also a degenerate. I actually have I'm a
Speaker 1: part of a college fantasy football league too. Oh is
Speaker 1: that right? Yeah? It's pretty bad. Okay, Uh, well again,
Speaker 1: thanks Glenn. Uh Coolie from Round Rock, Texas wants us
Speaker 1: to play Mary f Kill NFL coaches. Do you want
Speaker 1: to play Mary f Kill NFL? Coaches. What the hell
Speaker 1: is that? No, you you marry one, you uh f
Speaker 1: one and you kill one. Yeah, but isn't that safe
Speaker 1: for like your show? Didn't you do that as part
Speaker 1: of a game show back in the day or no?
Speaker 1: Uh no, I don't. Like we've mentioned it from time
Speaker 1: to time, but we've never done a game show. I
Speaker 1: mean it sounds like something I would do, but I
Speaker 1: don't think we did. Sure. Yeah, okay, so you want
Speaker 1: to go first year f mary kill? Which one would
Speaker 1: you f? Which would you marry? And which one would
Speaker 1: you uh would you kill? Guess? Scouts? So we're talking
Speaker 1: about the w n B A yes, no, no, NFL.
Speaker 1: We're talking college. We're talking a women's college basketball yes
Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no no no. It
Speaker 1: sounds seems like you don't want to play the game.
Speaker 1: Apparently you don't want to. You know, it was top
Speaker 1: back in the day. Don't take the babies. I was
Speaker 1: I was hoping you would, but I'm sorry, Cool, you
Speaker 1: didn't take de bait man. I don't have to tell you.
Speaker 1: I thought it out there. Pierre from Springfield and his
Speaker 1: alter ego Alph the alien o Pinter, What do you
Speaker 1: think is the greatest invention of your lifetime outside the smartphone, well,
Speaker 1: that would be the Worldwide Web, which is both the
Speaker 1: greatest and the worst invention of the at the same time.
Speaker 1: It's both the greatest and the worst in mention because
Speaker 1: it's wonderful. If I it kind of relates to what
Speaker 1: we had with Brad Sham, where it's like too much
Speaker 1: of a good thing. It's great that like when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, we would some of the grocery stores,
Speaker 1: I forget which one. They had a deal like every
Speaker 1: week you came in and buy groceries, you could buy
Speaker 1: a chapter of the encyclopedia, right, and that's how you
Speaker 1: you know, so you build your encyclopedia. You just go
Speaker 1: buy your groceries, and then like every week you get
Speaker 1: a different letter of the the alphabet or whatever. And
Speaker 1: so but now, I mean all that said, your fingertips
Speaker 1: on the internet. It's awesome. Whatever you want on the Internet,
Speaker 1: it's a wonderful thing. But then it's also a little
Speaker 1: bit too much because you have like a you know,
Speaker 1: have a couple of things. You have a headache, you
Speaker 1: going and you see what you look at like web
Speaker 1: m D and you're like, holy crap, I'm gonna die,
Speaker 1: you know, So it does cut both ways. What about
Speaker 1: you guess the greatest invention in your lifetime. I'll do
Speaker 1: your lifetime, since you're a little bit older. But but
Speaker 1: it falls into place I don't I don't look older.
Speaker 1: You look you look older than me and and obviously
Speaker 1: not to be, you know. Piggybacking off of that, I'd
Speaker 1: say the m R I. The m R I machines
Speaker 1: that were inventive are back in like the late seventies.
Speaker 1: But I think with the way that modern technology is,
Speaker 1: and with medicine and the evolution, that does wonders, especially
Speaker 1: for athletes to get themselves back on the field much quicker,
Speaker 1: and of course to get treated faster than than they
Speaker 1: would prior to that. Yeah, I like mine better. I
Speaker 1: like my answer better. This is a good answer. But
Speaker 1: I'm just thank you. I appreciate that it was a
Speaker 1: great answer, not just a good answer, the greatest. It's good,
Speaker 1: it's decent to be. It was an amazing answer, one
Speaker 1: of the great answers ever given on a podcast or
Speaker 1: a radio show. Yeah, but I'm gonna win a what
Speaker 1: are they I know? In radio? The awards are the
Speaker 1: Marconi Yeah, what are the podcast awards. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but you have to submit and pay for those submissions anyway,
Speaker 1: you actually for the for the podcast. You have to
Speaker 1: actually pays going to do that. I have no idea,
Speaker 1: Like I know some of the radio trades. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: heard rumors. I don't know if it's true or not,
Speaker 1: but I've heard rumors that it's pay to play, like
Speaker 1: you'll you'll be one of the top one radio shows
Speaker 1: if you're at a check and they'll put you in
Speaker 1: there and they'll move you up a little bit, that
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, there's some of that. Actually, she
Speaker 1: used to work for Fox and she got she wanted
Speaker 1: an Emmy for for sports digital content, and that was
Speaker 1: that had nothing to do with the actual content itself
Speaker 1: and just had to do more with the name and
Speaker 1: and the submission from from said company. But yeah, like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind winning Marconi. But I think somebody has
Speaker 1: to like submit for you right on your behalf. I
Speaker 1: think that's somebody told me that. I guess the next
Speaker 1: submission time is early next year or something like that.
Speaker 1: But who who would actually people that you work with
Speaker 1: who would actually submit for you? Oh? No, one I
Speaker 1: work with that no one likes me who I work with.
Speaker 1: But I would say maybe a listener would do it.
Speaker 1: I think a listeners can do it, so sorry, listen.
Speaker 1: I could see a crazy, wacky member of the Mallard
Speaker 1: militia like, yeah, I'm gonna get my I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: him really Mallard Marconi, Maller and I'm gonna send in
Speaker 1: this hour and it's gonna he's gonna win a Marconi,
Speaker 1: which would be awesome, but I you know, who know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: good good luck. The odds are against that. Murray from Saskatoon.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's not really where he's from, Saskatoon. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's just that's just a fun place to say, Saskatoon,
Speaker 1: fun city. It's in the top ten, not that we
Speaker 1: do list radio, but like top ten silly cities to say,
Speaker 1: what about Saskatchewan. Yeah, but like Beaver Dam, Calabazookani, Kalamazoo
Speaker 1: Punk Satani Walla Walla Washington. From Walla Walla, Washington to Kalamazoo.
Speaker 1: It's an old song before your time. Earlier I used
Speaker 1: to be the open of Dodger Baseball. From Walla Walla,
Speaker 1: Washington to Kalamazoo's exciting. They do that. If I remember
Speaker 1: they took that off the broadcast. People got very upset
Speaker 1: back in the back in the sixties seventies. No, this
Speaker 1: was in like the nineties. From Walla Walla, Washington Day.
Speaker 1: How about tim Buck two. That's another one. That's good
Speaker 1: tim Buck to win a Mucca from Johnny Cash win
Speaker 1: a mucka rule? What about Death Valley? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: but it's not as silly as like tim Buck two?
Speaker 1: Or was it? Isn't there a Hell Pennsylvania or something
Speaker 1: like that. That's pretty funny. I just saw a story
Speaker 1: recently that there's a town in Canada, in Quebec that
Speaker 1: just changed their name. It was as bestest Canada. The
Speaker 1: name of the city was his bestest. Finally, after all
Speaker 1: these years, changed their names like crazy. What about Nowhere, Oklahoma? Well,
Speaker 1: I used that all the time. That's the one I
Speaker 1: that's the bit on the show where I say, hey,
Speaker 1: you get a trip to the round trip to nowhere
Speaker 1: because it's an unincorporated, unincorporated area of Oklahoma. One of
Speaker 1: these years I'll be driving through Oklahoma and I will
Speaker 1: purposely go off the beaten path out into the boondocks,
Speaker 1: just so there's got to be a sign somewhere this
Speaker 1: is welcome to nowhere, Oklahoma. I gotta get a photo
Speaker 1: in front of that small that's not even a talent, like,
Speaker 1: I don't even lives there, It's just an area of Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: I would love to get a photo right in front
Speaker 1: in the hinterlands, right in front of that side out
Speaker 1: in rural Oklahoma. I think that would be cool bucket
Speaker 1: list someday. Someday that's gonna happen. But Murray and Saskatoon says,
Speaker 1: who is worse gag On or Record Ralph? Gagon or
Speaker 1: Record Ralph? M hm stuff. Well, I don't even really
Speaker 1: see Record Ralph much of these days because he doesn't
Speaker 1: work the overnight when Eddie's away. Normally I am forced
Speaker 1: to work with I forget that guy's name, he's from
Speaker 1: San Diego. Get the guy his name, but he's usually
Speaker 1: in there. And so yeah, I don't really deal with
Speaker 1: the Record Ralph too much and gag on every week.
Speaker 1: So you can you win? Congratulations? Congratulations? What do I
Speaker 1: get for that? You get to keep doing a marginal
Speaker 1: job on the podcast about that? That's good? That good? Right?
Speaker 1: Ethan and Akron rights and he's now a podcast only
Speaker 1: listener used to listen to the live show, but he's
Speaker 1: got the dreaded day job. He says, Guys, do you
Speaker 1: have any sporting fan pet peeves, for example, people from
Speaker 1: Ohio who are die hard front running Steeler fans and
Speaker 1: Ohio State fans, or Ohio State fans who never went
Speaker 1: to school there. Ethan says, uh, yeah, even I'm in
Speaker 1: trying to think off the top of my head some
Speaker 1: of the things that annoy me. I usually talk about
Speaker 1: them on the show, so it's not like I I
Speaker 1: hide them. Uh. One of the things that just randomly
Speaker 1: popped in my head since I read that question, Ethan
Speaker 1: was hockey. The original six NHL team fan base that
Speaker 1: have this snobby, elitist just like they're like gascon, like
Speaker 1: they're better than everyone else because they were part of
Speaker 1: the original six. There's like this cartel in hockey. Those
Speaker 1: people annoy me. I mean those people. It's been a
Speaker 1: long time since the original six were the only the
Speaker 1: only teams in town. Move on now, yeah, you're good.
Speaker 1: I think the biggest thing that annoys me is when
Speaker 1: you have an individual that lives in a certain city
Speaker 1: or from a certain city, but they like four or
Speaker 1: five different teams from four or five different cities. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I if you grow up in place without professional sports, yeah,
Speaker 1: but like I get it. Well, the well perfect example,
Speaker 1: the guy that stole the Benny from Main Johnas knocks.
Speaker 1: He's a Penguins fan, he's a Celtics fan. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: likes South Carolina, he likes the Chicago Cubs. Like he's
Speaker 1: all over the map. Yeah, no, I understand. But we
Speaker 1: had a guy, uh what was the guy's name? In fact,
Speaker 1: last it was last year U when I was was
Speaker 1: in Boston in April, I think it was it was
Speaker 1: it was Mike or somebody. I forget what it was.
Speaker 1: But he he was from in Toronto. But he was
Speaker 1: a Clipper fan, because the for whatever he liked the
Speaker 1: Clippers isn't I was like it was odd. But he's
Speaker 1: a Blue Jay guy and a Clipper guy. So and
Speaker 1: then you know, you can also tell like how old
Speaker 1: someone is by the fans lading the teams. I like, like,
Speaker 1: there's just a certain guys that are like I like
Speaker 1: the Miami Dolphins, the Lakes of the Yankees, because those
Speaker 1: teams all were good when you were ten years old
Speaker 1: and you fell in love with sports. Right, and see
Speaker 1: a globbed onto those teams or the Pittsburg Steelers because
Speaker 1: they were winning Super Bowls when you were a kidding
Speaker 1: all it be uh you know the funny thing about
Speaker 1: that kind of deal. Just to piggyback off that is
Speaker 1: in in Boston when I started doing stuff, syndicated stuff
Speaker 1: in Boston, and the Patriots were terrible, like this is
Speaker 1: before they became the dominant dynasty of the NFL, and
Speaker 1: we and all these guys call up from Boston. They
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk about the Patriots. They were Giants
Speaker 1: and Jets fans because the Patriots are so bad. When
Speaker 1: they were kids, they moved in the Jets were actually
Speaker 1: decent and the Giants were good, so they became fans
Speaker 1: of the Giants and Jets because the Patriots never won anything.
Speaker 1: And there's still the older generation now. That will not
Speaker 1: happen with this next couple of generations because the Patriots
Speaker 1: have been great for twenty years. Um, we'll be working here, yes,
Speaker 1: working here. We got a lot of young uns and
Speaker 1: it is Yeah, it's amazing. When their teams don't win,
Speaker 1: they break down. That was that, right, Yeah, it's it
Speaker 1: doesn't rival when you had some people that were crying
Speaker 1: because of a presidential election. But you got dudes here
Speaker 1: that breakdown. They can emotionally distraught when their teams don't win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I maybe it's because of old age, but I've I'm
Speaker 1: pretty much numb to it at this point. I'm used
Speaker 1: to it. I'm surprised, like I was stunning the Dodgers,
Speaker 1: actually one I just expected to do another monologue after
Speaker 1: a Dodger blew the world series. And they would have
Speaker 1: blown the world series if it wasn't for Kevin Cash
Speaker 1: being stupefied, paralyzed and petrified by that decision to take
Speaker 1: out his picture and still doubling and tripling down on it,
Speaker 1: which is just just wonderful, right, just absolutely wonderful, just
Speaker 1: just just great. As they couldn't care less abstude. I
Speaker 1: heard the right call, know what the wrong way, but
Speaker 1: I made the right good job by you. There you go.
Speaker 1: I just had a brain freeze, like eating a slurpee.
Speaker 1: He had a slurpee too fast. You had a brain freeze.
Speaker 1: That's how that worked, all right. I was next on
Speaker 1: the mailbag. Lee in the Valley of the Sun, Lee
Speaker 1: and Phoenix, one of your favorites. Gascon. Did he spell
Speaker 1: Lee correctly? Wow? That is a disrespectful situation. I likely
Speaker 1: Lee's a good guy and leaves a true Mallard militia
Speaker 1: foot soldier because I have taken nothing but cheap shots.
Speaker 1: They're small, cheap shots because it's about alligator arms. But Lee,
Speaker 1: he still loves Joan. He loves the Cardinals. So you
Speaker 1: can two things can't be true. He is leading the
Speaker 1: charge with the Kyler Murray m v P. Talk right now, please,
Speaker 1: I can get behind Lee on that lost to the
Speaker 1: Dolphins at home, rookie quarterback, second start. He does not
Speaker 1: play MVP. My ass does not play m VP. My
Speaker 1: lost to the Detroit Lions at home? Wasn't his? Was
Speaker 1: it his fault? That's your m v P. That's great
Speaker 1: Cardinal team, a great, great quarterback. Unbelievable, a bunch of lemmings,
Speaker 1: a bunch of blind you know what? At least say
Speaker 1: get to the point, all right, Like get to the
Speaker 1: point please? Lee said, how long have you been with
Speaker 1: the same phone number? Why have you not changed it?
Speaker 1: My god, I have had the same phone number probably
Speaker 1: for thirty years maybe at this point. Yeah, I've had it.
Speaker 1: I have, And why don't I change it, well, because
Speaker 1: everyone knows the number, which is good and bad. Have
Speaker 1: I changed it? I would make Doc Mike vanish for
Speaker 1: my life and not have to call me and all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Um, but yeah, mainly because that's how people
Speaker 1: know me. You know. It's it's painting the ask you
Speaker 1: change your number. And there's people that I haven't been
Speaker 1: in contact with for a long time, but I know
Speaker 1: my numbers still on their phone, so if I call
Speaker 1: him up, they'll see on their phone. Hey it's Mallard.
Speaker 1: You know that kind of thing. It's good. How long
Speaker 1: have you had your number? Gascon two thousand one. I've
Speaker 1: been with T Mobiles since they started back back back
Speaker 1: in the Are you bragging about your T Mobile relationship? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it was a unique one I I have.
Speaker 1: I've been with T Mobile since their start. And uh,
Speaker 1: my first credit card I still have since I was
Speaker 1: like eighteen years old. That's kind of ran the same
Speaker 1: credit card from when you were eight team same hasn't expired?
Speaker 1: Ye expired? About this saying like it's gonna say, I mean,
Speaker 1: did you frame it? Did you put it on the
Speaker 1: wall and say look at this? No? No, I haven't
Speaker 1: not done that. I do do that with my my
Speaker 1: old driver's license. Though. Yeah, Hey, when I was doing
Speaker 1: the website, I had a burner phone. I was. I
Speaker 1: was a brand ambassador for one of the phone companies,
Speaker 1: and they sent me a phone. They said, try this
Speaker 1: phone out to us to take the hot line. It's great.
Speaker 1: The second phone was a great phone, and I used
Speaker 1: that random. Now, the phone bill is pretty much the same.
Speaker 1: You call anybody's you pay a flat rate pretty much
Speaker 1: and that's it. So but back in those days it
Speaker 1: was per call, how long you're on the phone. Four
Speaker 1: So it was like, great, I could make phone calls
Speaker 1: I wanted. Mr Luciato, rights in from Los Angeles, says
Speaker 1: question for both in your lifetime, have you have visited
Speaker 1: any ghost towns or any abandoned places? Not too much,
Speaker 1: I mean other than the tourist trap on the way
Speaker 1: to Vegas. You know there's that ghost town out in
Speaker 1: Death Valley. I would like to go to some of
Speaker 1: those places in Arizona. I don't know if they're really abandoned, though.
Speaker 1: There's that town in Arizona that has donkeys walking around,
Speaker 1: that old western town. I'd like to check that out.
Speaker 1: Passed through there I'm trying to think though, have I
Speaker 1: been any real ghost towns. No. I've walked through some
Speaker 1: abandoned buildings when I was younger in New York, but
Speaker 1: you know, you should stay out of abandon buldingsare's usually
Speaker 1: it's just people doing heroin in abandoned building. It's not
Speaker 1: a good thing. There's like this kind of some shady
Speaker 1: cats that go to those places, right, that's where they
Speaker 1: hang out. What about you anyway, Well, historical places. I've
Speaker 1: been to Alcatraz, Yeah, take a boat. It's expensive to
Speaker 1: get out there. I'd like to go there. Every time
Speaker 1: I've been to San Francisco, it's been I can't been
Speaker 1: able to get a ticket because it's booked. Yeah, you'd
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Um And then of course the I had
Speaker 1: to do it obviously for just the history from it.
Speaker 1: But going from Germany to Poland, I went to auschwitzen
Speaker 1: Berken now and and that's really chilling. But yeah, there's
Speaker 1: two and obviously in two separate locations, so we took
Speaker 1: a tour bus from one location to the other and
Speaker 1: that was just uh, I was obviously amazing at the
Speaker 1: same time chilling, But those are those are obviously some
Speaker 1: great historical places. Debbie Downer, what about if Alcatraz, if
Speaker 1: you took the prison out of the building and just
Speaker 1: made that like a home, how much would that land
Speaker 1: and the home be worth? Looking at the skyline of
Speaker 1: San Francisco. I don't know. You tell me you're Mr Catalina,
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Well, it's like it's just a
Speaker 1: little island that's off the that's off the coast, even
Speaker 1: your own private island. Looking at the skyline of San Francisco,
Speaker 1: it's probably it's like fit for like Mark Zuckerberg or
Speaker 1: Jack Dorsey. Well, they'd probably just put condos on there.
Speaker 1: How big is alco It's not that big. It's very small, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty small. So you couldn't really put more than
Speaker 1: like maybe a condo. But but why would you do that?
Speaker 1: You just build a big house on there? No, you could.
Speaker 1: It would be a solid sized lot. And the problem
Speaker 1: is obviously the structure there or the balance of it all.
Speaker 1: It's not equal footing and grounding at all. But they
Speaker 1: just have to dig deep. And how they do they dig?
Speaker 1: Digny Matt from Elmira, New York. Right, So, and he
Speaker 1: says paper rock, scissors or coin toss to solve minor disputes.
Speaker 1: I'm curious what you West Coasters do, said Matt in Elmira,
Speaker 1: New York. We call it rock papers is. I don't
Speaker 1: call it paper rocks is. I call it rock paper scissors.
Speaker 1: That's how we were raised for. For me, um, it's easy.
Speaker 1: I flip a penny. It's penny versus you go. Look
Speaker 1: at that. Set you up for that. I like rock
Speaker 1: paper scissors or paper rocks is or whatever you call it.
Speaker 1: But I like that always going with rock rocks a
Speaker 1: solid choice. Sometimes I'll mix it up. I'll use the
Speaker 1: Malley maneuver dynamite. Malley maneuver. Throw that in there, rock
Speaker 1: paper scissors dynamite. Yeah, and then the scissors beats the
Speaker 1: dynamite because you cut the string on the scissors. That's
Speaker 1: how that works there. That's the key as a veteran move.
Speaker 1: And the paper see that that beats the rock, right,
Speaker 1: the paper beats the rock. And then yeah, I got
Speaker 1: you all right, And most people don't pick paper because
Speaker 1: it's weak. So alright, last one, last one? Are you
Speaker 1: ready for the final question? Drumroll? Please? Are here we go?
Speaker 1: Some Adrian in the mile high Citi. He's just been
Speaker 1: I have been wanting to try raising canes chricken finger.
Speaker 1: I'll try the Broomfield, Colorado location. What is the mather especial? Again,
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of Coleslaw either. Thanks. All right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so here's what I get. It's a very hearty meal, Adrian.
Speaker 1: So I hope you're a big guy. You like a
Speaker 1: big meal. So you go in there. You get the
Speaker 1: Kenny At combo. That's the biggest combo. That's a six
Speaker 1: piece combo. With the fries, the Texas toast, the Coaslaw.
Speaker 1: Here's the move, A couple of veteran moves. All right.
Speaker 1: First of all, you say I want no Coaslaw, extra fries,
Speaker 1: no coastal extrifies. And then with the Texas toast, I
Speaker 1: would like it both sides because they only cook it
Speaker 1: on one side unless you you tell them specifically. So
Speaker 1: I have him cooked on both sides and it is amazing.
Speaker 1: Guest guy, you love raising canes, right, Yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: recommend having raising canes cold, especially if you're hosting a
Speaker 1: party and you're I recommend you show up on time
Speaker 1: to the party so the food is not cold. How
Speaker 1: about that? There are ways to keep warming food warm,
Speaker 1: but you know it's it's fine. Yeah. One way to
Speaker 1: keep food warm is to show up when the food
Speaker 1: is served. You know, it's like you was such a lightweight.
Speaker 1: I remember, like my mom, dinner is at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: If you show up at nine o'clock, dinners at eight o'clock,
Speaker 1: you get what you get. Deal with it. This is
Speaker 1: how I can tell you had a horrific dating life
Speaker 1: because you would never go to a club or a
Speaker 1: bar when it opened up. It's an amateur move. It's
Speaker 1: a bad job by you. It's not a bar. It's
Speaker 1: never a bar. It's a if you want to eat, listen.
Speaker 1: If you you want to eat at the party, you
Speaker 1: show up when the food is served. You should have
Speaker 1: a little have the decency. You should show up when
Speaker 1: the food is served. Have a little burner underneath each
Speaker 1: tray and keep there was a burner. It ran out.
Speaker 1: You showed up three hours after the party started. What
Speaker 1: are we supposing I'm supposed to have a corn area
Speaker 1: because Gascon showed up three hours late and wanted fresh food.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Rob Parker showed up to that
Speaker 1: party late and robbed and complain he ate the chicken
Speaker 1: with a smile on his face. That's a little bit different.
Speaker 1: That's respect. That's because that is respect. That's because the
Speaker 1: food was free, and so Rob never turns down a
Speaker 1: free meal. No, he didn't complain. No, he's like, listen,
Speaker 1: I like this. It's a good meal. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: He was very kind. I was wonderful you it's a
Speaker 1: cavalcado complaints. Yeah, because the tough guy, gas guy. Because
Speaker 1: the year before that, you send me a text at
Speaker 1: twelve o'clock at night, here are you coming over the funker.
Speaker 1: I just got the invitation from you right now to
Speaker 1: come over for the Christmas party. No, I'm not coming over.
Speaker 1: You're lucky you got the invitation. I bet people beg
Speaker 1: for that. Brian Finley begged to come to that party.
Speaker 1: He invited himself. Who does that? He invited himself. That
Speaker 1: guy still well, we used to I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know him, but he used to work the way.
Speaker 1: He also, I want to go to the party. I mean,
Speaker 1: all these guys must must visit party. Then half the
Speaker 1: people don't even show up. So it's wonderful. I'm expecting
Speaker 1: gas money this year. It's a long Drive. There's no
Speaker 1: party this year. You can blame King Newsom. His majesty
Speaker 1: has spoken, and so until his majesty decides to open
Speaker 1: things up there we'll have an extra spring party. Jesus. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's open. If it's over in spring, maybe the monarchy
Speaker 1: will allow us there. No, there'll be something else that
Speaker 1: they want to keep us locked down for. Oh is
Speaker 1: that right? Yeah, give me an inches to take a mile.
Speaker 1: I've heard that before. I think I saw that on
Speaker 1: a bumper stick or somewhere back in the day. All right,
Speaker 1: that'll do it again. Thank you all. If you're listening
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