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Speaker 1: you for subscribing. Five stars, five stars. I know it's

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Speaker 1: a pain in the ass. It seems ridiculous. Who the

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Speaker 1: you get your podcast, but the Apple podcast page, there's

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Speaker 1: this last week here. In fact, did you see that

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Speaker 1: I I was given we were getting a five star

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Speaker 1: the Iowa Hawkeyes hat that I occasionally wear got five

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Speaker 1: stars because of that. How about that David gascon By,

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Speaker 1: I was waiting for his proper introduction because he's west

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Speaker 1: of the four or five time here is demanding, that

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Speaker 1: From Austin writes, and he actually reviewed the podcast five stars,

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Speaker 1: five stars. More podcast gold from Mallard. And then for

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Speaker 1: not know how to spell your name. They're kind of

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Speaker 1: an asshole thing to say. That's a good thing to

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Speaker 1: say that. I like that. That's Mike North gave you

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Speaker 1: a wonderful gift. Mike North gave you an amazing nickname,

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Speaker 1: a glorious nickname, just just outstanding. So thank you guys

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Speaker 1: for the reviews. I do appreciate. It is a pain

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Speaker 1: in the ass to do that. And not many people do,

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Speaker 1: so thank you. It's not that hard. You just want

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Speaker 1: You know, It's like, if you're getting people that click

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Speaker 1: I use a lot of different websites and listen to

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Speaker 1: mean maybe you do. Are you a review guy or

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Speaker 1: I don't really, but I'm not. I don't subscribe to

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Speaker 1: i'd write a review for the mom and pop podcast

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Speaker 1: that's competing against big name television people that have podcasts

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Speaker 1: not true. I with Looney, I knew that Looney would

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Speaker 1: I could. I could do some ship your Picasso without

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Speaker 1: on if you can, if you'd like to. It's just

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Speaker 1: showering me with anti compliments. Yes, no no no no

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Speaker 1: no no no no no. I am tough love. Remember,

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Speaker 1: yes makes you better tough love. Right, come on, you did,

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Speaker 1: It's not it's not Rocky mount noister. Yeah wait, I'm here.

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Speaker 1: Jerky Company. And so I ate it. And these guys

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Speaker 1: big list radio? Gay you invented list rate for those

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Speaker 1: who no no guests? God did list radio? Yeah? Thanksgivings

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Speaker 1: who do you want to invite to Thanksgiving dinner? What

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Speaker 1: extra turkey? Leg h? You know Thanksgiving pie that you

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Speaker 1: you like? Your favorite kind of stuffing? Please let us know. Cranberries,

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Speaker 1: no cranbers, yams with marshmallows, no marshmallows. Please call right

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Speaker 1: now eight seven seven ninety nine on far How about this,

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Speaker 1: we'll do something different. How about we do a Thanksgivings draft?

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Speaker 1: How about that? What's the first pick? Oh, I don't know, Turkey,

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Speaker 1: maybe not, Maybe it'll be pumpkin pie. Oh my guds,

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Speaker 1: cheeseball radio. That happens every years. So embarrassing. Our profession

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Speaker 1: There's five football game as three football games and Thanksgiving,

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Speaker 1: let's do it Thanksgiving Day draft? Oh my god, what's

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Speaker 1: just just that you're admitting you're lazy. You're admitting you

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Speaker 1: didn't do your job, and these people don't. It's so

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Speaker 1: Come on, chop, chop, who's your write in candidate? Did

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Speaker 1: you really hear that somewhere? No? No, no, I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: next election? You know, two years? Yeah, all right, I'm

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Speaker 1: a chapter of the encyclopedia, right, and that's how you

420
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Speaker 1: you know, so you build your encyclopedia. You just go

421
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Speaker 1: buy your groceries, and then like every week you get

422
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Speaker 1: a different letter of the the alphabet or whatever. And

423
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: so but now, I mean all that said, your fingertips

424
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Speaker 1: on the internet. It's awesome. Whatever you want on the Internet,

425
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 1: it's a wonderful thing. But then it's also a little

426
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: bit too much because you have like a you know,

427
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Speaker 1: have a couple of things. You have a headache, you

428
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 1: going and you see what you look at like web

429
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Speaker 1: m D and you're like, holy crap, I'm gonna die,

430
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Speaker 1: you know, So it does cut both ways. What about

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Speaker 1: you guess the greatest invention in your lifetime. I'll do

432
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Speaker 1: your lifetime, since you're a little bit older. But but

433
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Speaker 1: it falls into place I don't I don't look older.

434
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Speaker 1: You look you look older than me and and obviously

435
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Speaker 1: not to be, you know. Piggybacking off of that, I'd

436
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Speaker 1: say the m R I. The m R I machines

437
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Speaker 1: that were inventive are back in like the late seventies.

438
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Speaker 1: But I think with the way that modern technology is,

439
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: and with medicine and the evolution, that does wonders, especially

440
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Speaker 1: for athletes to get themselves back on the field much quicker,

441
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Speaker 1: and of course to get treated faster than than they

442
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Speaker 1: would prior to that. Yeah, I like mine better. I

443
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: like my answer better. This is a good answer. But

444
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Speaker 1: I'm just thank you. I appreciate that it was a

445
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Speaker 1: great answer, not just a good answer, the greatest. It's good,

446
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: it's decent to be. It was an amazing answer, one

447
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: of the great answers ever given on a podcast or

448
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: a radio show. Yeah, but I'm gonna win a what

449
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 1: are they I know? In radio? The awards are the

450
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: Marconi Yeah, what are the podcast awards. I don't know,

451
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: but you have to submit and pay for those submissions anyway,

452
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: you actually for the for the podcast. You have to

453
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Speaker 1: actually pays going to do that. I have no idea,

454
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Speaker 1: Like I know some of the radio trades. Yeah, I've

455
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Speaker 1: heard rumors. I don't know if it's true or not,

456
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,439
Speaker 1: but I've heard rumors that it's pay to play, like

457
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Speaker 1: you'll you'll be one of the top one radio shows

458
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Speaker 1: if you're at a check and they'll put you in

459
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Speaker 1: there and they'll move you up a little bit, that

460
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Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, there's some of that. Actually, she

461
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: used to work for Fox and she got she wanted

462
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,479
Speaker 1: an Emmy for for sports digital content, and that was

463
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: that had nothing to do with the actual content itself

464
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 1: and just had to do more with the name and

465
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Speaker 1: and the submission from from said company. But yeah, like

466
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind winning Marconi. But I think somebody has

467
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: to like submit for you right on your behalf. I

468
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: think that's somebody told me that. I guess the next

469
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Speaker 1: submission time is early next year or something like that.

470
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Speaker 1: But who who would actually people that you work with

471
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Speaker 1: who would actually submit for you? Oh? No, one I

472
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Speaker 1: work with that no one likes me who I work with.

473
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Speaker 1: But I would say maybe a listener would do it.

474
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Speaker 1: I think a listeners can do it, so sorry, listen.

475
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Speaker 1: I could see a crazy, wacky member of the Mallard

476
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Speaker 1: militia like, yeah, I'm gonna get my I'm gonna make

477
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Speaker 1: him really Mallard Marconi, Maller and I'm gonna send in

478
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Speaker 1: this hour and it's gonna he's gonna win a Marconi,

479
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: which would be awesome, but I you know, who know, Yeah,

480
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Speaker 1: good good luck. The odds are against that. Murray from Saskatoon.

481
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Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's not really where he's from, Saskatoon. Maybe

482
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Speaker 1: that's just that's just a fun place to say, Saskatoon,

483
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Speaker 1: fun city. It's in the top ten, not that we

484
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Speaker 1: do list radio, but like top ten silly cities to say,

485
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Speaker 1: what about Saskatchewan. Yeah, but like Beaver Dam, Calabazookani, Kalamazoo

486
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Speaker 1: Punk Satani Walla Walla Washington. From Walla Walla, Washington to Kalamazoo.

487
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:16,239
Speaker 1: It's an old song before your time. Earlier I used

488
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Speaker 1: to be the open of Dodger Baseball. From Walla Walla,

489
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: Washington to Kalamazoo's exciting. They do that. If I remember

490
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: they took that off the broadcast. People got very upset

491
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: back in the back in the sixties seventies. No, this

492
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: was in like the nineties. From Walla Walla, Washington Day.

493
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Speaker 1: How about tim Buck two. That's another one. That's good

494
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Speaker 1: tim Buck to win a Mucca from Johnny Cash win

495
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: a mucka rule? What about Death Valley? Yeah, all right,

496
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: but it's not as silly as like tim Buck two?

497
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Speaker 1: Or was it? Isn't there a Hell Pennsylvania or something

498
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: like that. That's pretty funny. I just saw a story

499
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Speaker 1: recently that there's a town in Canada, in Quebec that

500
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: just changed their name. It was as bestest Canada. The

501
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: name of the city was his bestest. Finally, after all

502
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: these years, changed their names like crazy. What about Nowhere, Oklahoma? Well,

503
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: I used that all the time. That's the one I

504
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: that's the bit on the show where I say, hey,

505
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Speaker 1: you get a trip to the round trip to nowhere

506
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Speaker 1: because it's an unincorporated, unincorporated area of Oklahoma. One of

507
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Speaker 1: these years I'll be driving through Oklahoma and I will

508
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Speaker 1: purposely go off the beaten path out into the boondocks,

509
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Speaker 1: just so there's got to be a sign somewhere this

510
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: is welcome to nowhere, Oklahoma. I gotta get a photo

511
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Speaker 1: in front of that small that's not even a talent, like,

512
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Speaker 1: I don't even lives there, It's just an area of Oklahoma.

513
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: I would love to get a photo right in front

514
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Speaker 1: in the hinterlands, right in front of that side out

515
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: in rural Oklahoma. I think that would be cool bucket

516
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: list someday. Someday that's gonna happen. But Murray and Saskatoon says,

517
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Speaker 1: who is worse gag On or Record Ralph? Gagon or

518
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: Record Ralph? M hm stuff. Well, I don't even really

519
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: see Record Ralph much of these days because he doesn't

520
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: work the overnight when Eddie's away. Normally I am forced

521
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: to work with I forget that guy's name, he's from

522
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Speaker 1: San Diego. Get the guy his name, but he's usually

523
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: in there. And so yeah, I don't really deal with

524
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: the Record Ralph too much and gag on every week.

525
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: So you can you win? Congratulations? Congratulations? What do I

526
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: get for that? You get to keep doing a marginal

527
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: job on the podcast about that? That's good? That good? Right?

528
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: Ethan and Akron rights and he's now a podcast only

529
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: listener used to listen to the live show, but he's

530
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,479
Speaker 1: got the dreaded day job. He says, Guys, do you

531
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: have any sporting fan pet peeves, for example, people from

532
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: Ohio who are die hard front running Steeler fans and

533
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: Ohio State fans, or Ohio State fans who never went

534
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: to school there. Ethan says, uh, yeah, even I'm in

535
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: trying to think off the top of my head some

536
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: of the things that annoy me. I usually talk about

537
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: them on the show, so it's not like I I

538
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: hide them. Uh. One of the things that just randomly

539
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: popped in my head since I read that question, Ethan

540
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: was hockey. The original six NHL team fan base that

541
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Speaker 1: have this snobby, elitist just like they're like gascon, like

542
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: they're better than everyone else because they were part of

543
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: the original six. There's like this cartel in hockey. Those

544
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: people annoy me. I mean those people. It's been a

545
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: long time since the original six were the only the

546
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: only teams in town. Move on now, yeah, you're good.

547
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: I think the biggest thing that annoys me is when

548
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: you have an individual that lives in a certain city

549
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: or from a certain city, but they like four or

550
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: five different teams from four or five different cities. Yeah,

551
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: but I if you grow up in place without professional sports, yeah,

552
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: but like I get it. Well, the well perfect example,

553
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: the guy that stole the Benny from Main Johnas knocks.

554
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: He's a Penguins fan, he's a Celtics fan. Yeah, he

555
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: likes South Carolina, he likes the Chicago Cubs. Like he's

556
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: all over the map. Yeah, no, I understand. But we

557
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: had a guy, uh what was the guy's name? In fact,

558
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: last it was last year U when I was was

559
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: in Boston in April, I think it was it was

560
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: it was Mike or somebody. I forget what it was.

561
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: But he he was from in Toronto. But he was

562
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: a Clipper fan, because the for whatever he liked the

563
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: Clippers isn't I was like it was odd. But he's

564
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: a Blue Jay guy and a Clipper guy. So and

565
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: then you know, you can also tell like how old

566
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: someone is by the fans lading the teams. I like, like,

567
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: there's just a certain guys that are like I like

568
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: the Miami Dolphins, the Lakes of the Yankees, because those

569
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: teams all were good when you were ten years old

570
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: and you fell in love with sports. Right, and see

571
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: a globbed onto those teams or the Pittsburg Steelers because

572
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: they were winning Super Bowls when you were a kidding

573
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: all it be uh you know the funny thing about

574
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: that kind of deal. Just to piggyback off that is

575
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: in in Boston when I started doing stuff, syndicated stuff

576
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: in Boston, and the Patriots were terrible, like this is

577
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: before they became the dominant dynasty of the NFL, and

578
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: we and all these guys call up from Boston. They

579
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk about the Patriots. They were Giants

580
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: and Jets fans because the Patriots are so bad. When

581
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: they were kids, they moved in the Jets were actually

582
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: decent and the Giants were good, so they became fans

583
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: of the Giants and Jets because the Patriots never won anything.

584
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: And there's still the older generation now. That will not

585
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: happen with this next couple of generations because the Patriots

586
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: have been great for twenty years. Um, we'll be working here, yes,

587
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: working here. We got a lot of young uns and

588
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: it is Yeah, it's amazing. When their teams don't win,

589
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: they break down. That was that, right, Yeah, it's it

590
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: doesn't rival when you had some people that were crying

591
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: because of a presidential election. But you got dudes here

592
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: that breakdown. They can emotionally distraught when their teams don't win. Yeah,

593
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: I maybe it's because of old age, but I've I'm

594
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: pretty much numb to it at this point. I'm used

595
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,479
Speaker 1: to it. I'm surprised, like I was stunning the Dodgers,

596
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: actually one I just expected to do another monologue after

597
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: a Dodger blew the world series. And they would have

598
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: blown the world series if it wasn't for Kevin Cash

599
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: being stupefied, paralyzed and petrified by that decision to take

600
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: out his picture and still doubling and tripling down on it,

601
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: which is just just wonderful, right, just absolutely wonderful, just

602
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: just just great. As they couldn't care less abstude. I

603
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: heard the right call, know what the wrong way, but

604
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: I made the right good job by you. There you go.

605
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: I just had a brain freeze, like eating a slurpee.

606
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: He had a slurpee too fast. You had a brain freeze.

607
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: That's how that worked, all right. I was next on

608
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: the mailbag. Lee in the Valley of the Sun, Lee

609
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: and Phoenix, one of your favorites. Gascon. Did he spell

610
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: Lee correctly? Wow? That is a disrespectful situation. I likely

611
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: Lee's a good guy and leaves a true Mallard militia

612
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 1: foot soldier because I have taken nothing but cheap shots.

613
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: They're small, cheap shots because it's about alligator arms. But Lee,

614
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: he still loves Joan. He loves the Cardinals. So you

615
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: can two things can't be true. He is leading the

616
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: charge with the Kyler Murray m v P. Talk right now, please,

617
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: I can get behind Lee on that lost to the

618
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: Dolphins at home, rookie quarterback, second start. He does not

619
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Speaker 1: play MVP. My ass does not play m VP. My

620
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: lost to the Detroit Lions at home? Wasn't his? Was

621
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: it his fault? That's your m v P. That's great

622
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: Cardinal team, a great, great quarterback. Unbelievable, a bunch of lemmings,

623
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of blind you know what? At least say

624
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: get to the point, all right, Like get to the

625
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: point please? Lee said, how long have you been with

626
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: the same phone number? Why have you not changed it?

627
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: My god, I have had the same phone number probably

628
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: for thirty years maybe at this point. Yeah, I've had it.

629
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: I have, And why don't I change it, well, because

630
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: everyone knows the number, which is good and bad. Have

631
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: I changed it? I would make Doc Mike vanish for

632
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: my life and not have to call me and all

633
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:40,240
Speaker 1: that stuff. Um, but yeah, mainly because that's how people

634
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: know me. You know. It's it's painting the ask you

635
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: change your number. And there's people that I haven't been

636
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: in contact with for a long time, but I know

637
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: my numbers still on their phone, so if I call

638
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 1: him up, they'll see on their phone. Hey it's Mallard.

639
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: You know that kind of thing. It's good. How long

640
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: have you had your number? Gascon two thousand one. I've

641
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: been with T Mobiles since they started back back back

642
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: in the Are you bragging about your T Mobile relationship? Well, yeah,

643
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: it's like it was a unique one I I have.

644
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: I've been with T Mobile since their start. And uh,

645
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: my first credit card I still have since I was

646
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: like eighteen years old. That's kind of ran the same

647
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: credit card from when you were eight team same hasn't expired?

648
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: Ye expired? About this saying like it's gonna say, I mean,

649
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: did you frame it? Did you put it on the

650
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: wall and say look at this? No? No, I haven't

651
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: not done that. I do do that with my my

652
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: old driver's license. Though. Yeah, Hey, when I was doing

653
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: the website, I had a burner phone. I was. I

654
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 1: was a brand ambassador for one of the phone companies,

655
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: and they sent me a phone. They said, try this

656
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: phone out to us to take the hot line. It's great.

657
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: The second phone was a great phone, and I used

658
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: that random. Now, the phone bill is pretty much the same.

659
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: You call anybody's you pay a flat rate pretty much

660
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: and that's it. So but back in those days it

661
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: was per call, how long you're on the phone. Four

662
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: So it was like, great, I could make phone calls

663
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: I wanted. Mr Luciato, rights in from Los Angeles, says

664
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: question for both in your lifetime, have you have visited

665
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: any ghost towns or any abandoned places? Not too much,

666
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: I mean other than the tourist trap on the way

667
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: to Vegas. You know there's that ghost town out in

668
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: Death Valley. I would like to go to some of

669
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: those places in Arizona. I don't know if they're really abandoned, though.

670
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: There's that town in Arizona that has donkeys walking around,

671
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 1: that old western town. I'd like to check that out.

672
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: Passed through there I'm trying to think though, have I

673
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: been any real ghost towns. No. I've walked through some

674
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: abandoned buildings when I was younger in New York, but

675
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 1: you know, you should stay out of abandon buldingsare's usually

676
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: it's just people doing heroin in abandoned building. It's not

677
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: a good thing. There's like this kind of some shady

678
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: cats that go to those places, right, that's where they

679
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: hang out. What about you anyway, Well, historical places. I've

680
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: been to Alcatraz, Yeah, take a boat. It's expensive to

681
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 1: get out there. I'd like to go there. Every time

682
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: I've been to San Francisco, it's been I can't been

683
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: able to get a ticket because it's booked. Yeah, you'd

684
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: enjoy it. Um And then of course the I had

685
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: to do it obviously for just the history from it.

686
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: But going from Germany to Poland, I went to auschwitzen

687
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: Berken now and and that's really chilling. But yeah, there's

688
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: two and obviously in two separate locations, so we took

689
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: a tour bus from one location to the other and

690
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: that was just uh, I was obviously amazing at the

691
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: same time chilling, But those are those are obviously some

692
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: great historical places. Debbie Downer, what about if Alcatraz, if

693
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: you took the prison out of the building and just

694
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: made that like a home, how much would that land

695
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: and the home be worth? Looking at the skyline of

696
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: San Francisco. I don't know. You tell me you're Mr Catalina,

697
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Well, it's like it's just a

698
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: little island that's off the that's off the coast, even

699
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: your own private island. Looking at the skyline of San Francisco,

700
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: it's probably it's like fit for like Mark Zuckerberg or

701
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: Jack Dorsey. Well, they'd probably just put condos on there.

702
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: How big is alco It's not that big. It's very small, right, Yeah,

703
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: it's pretty small. So you couldn't really put more than

704
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: like maybe a condo. But but why would you do that?

705
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: You just build a big house on there? No, you could.

706
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: It would be a solid sized lot. And the problem

707
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: is obviously the structure there or the balance of it all.

708
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: It's not equal footing and grounding at all. But they

709
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 1: just have to dig deep. And how they do they dig?

710
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: Digny Matt from Elmira, New York. Right, So, and he

711
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: says paper rock, scissors or coin toss to solve minor disputes.

712
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm curious what you West Coasters do, said Matt in Elmira,

713
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: New York. We call it rock papers is. I don't

714
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: call it paper rocks is. I call it rock paper scissors.

715
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: That's how we were raised for. For me, um, it's easy.

716
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: I flip a penny. It's penny versus you go. Look

717
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: at that. Set you up for that. I like rock

718
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: paper scissors or paper rocks is or whatever you call it.

719
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: But I like that always going with rock rocks a

720
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: solid choice. Sometimes I'll mix it up. I'll use the

721
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: Malley maneuver dynamite. Malley maneuver. Throw that in there, rock

722
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: paper scissors dynamite. Yeah, and then the scissors beats the

723
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: dynamite because you cut the string on the scissors. That's

724
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 1: how that works there. That's the key as a veteran move.

725
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: And the paper see that that beats the rock, right,

726
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 1: the paper beats the rock. And then yeah, I got

727
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: you all right, And most people don't pick paper because

728
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: it's weak. So alright, last one, last one? Are you

729
00:40:53,520 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: ready for the final question? Drumroll? Please? Are here we go?

730
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: Some Adrian in the mile high Citi. He's just been

731
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: I have been wanting to try raising canes chricken finger.

732
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: I'll try the Broomfield, Colorado location. What is the mather especial? Again,

733
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of Coleslaw either. Thanks. All right, Yeah,

734
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: so here's what I get. It's a very hearty meal, Adrian.

735
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: So I hope you're a big guy. You like a

736
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: big meal. So you go in there. You get the

737
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Kenny At combo. That's the biggest combo. That's a six

738
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: piece combo. With the fries, the Texas toast, the Coaslaw.

739
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: Here's the move, A couple of veteran moves. All right.

740
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 1: First of all, you say I want no Coaslaw, extra fries,

741
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: no coastal extrifies. And then with the Texas toast, I

742
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: would like it both sides because they only cook it

743
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: on one side unless you you tell them specifically. So

744
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: I have him cooked on both sides and it is amazing.

745
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: Guest guy, you love raising canes, right, Yeah. I don't

746
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: recommend having raising canes cold, especially if you're hosting a

747
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: party and you're I recommend you show up on time

748
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: to the party so the food is not cold. How

749
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 1: about that? There are ways to keep warming food warm,

750
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: but you know it's it's fine. Yeah. One way to

751
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 1: keep food warm is to show up when the food

752
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: is served. You know, it's like you was such a lightweight.

753
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: I remember, like my mom, dinner is at eight o'clock.

754
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 1: If you show up at nine o'clock, dinners at eight o'clock,

755
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: you get what you get. Deal with it. This is

756
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: how I can tell you had a horrific dating life

757
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: because you would never go to a club or a

758
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: bar when it opened up. It's an amateur move. It's

759
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: a bad job by you. It's not a bar. It's

760
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: never a bar. It's a if you want to eat, listen.

761
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: If you you want to eat at the party, you

762
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: show up when the food is served. You should have

763
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: a little have the decency. You should show up when

764
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: the food is served. Have a little burner underneath each

765
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: tray and keep there was a burner. It ran out.

766
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: You showed up three hours after the party started. What

767
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: are we supposing I'm supposed to have a corn area

768
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: because Gascon showed up three hours late and wanted fresh food.

769
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: And by the way, Rob Parker showed up to that

770
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 1: party late and robbed and complain he ate the chicken

771
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 1: with a smile on his face. That's a little bit different.

772
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: That's respect. That's because that is respect. That's because the

773
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: food was free, and so Rob never turns down a

774
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: free meal. No, he didn't complain. No, he's like, listen,

775
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: I like this. It's a good meal. Thank you very much.

776
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: He was very kind. I was wonderful you it's a

777
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 1: cavalcado complaints. Yeah, because the tough guy, gas guy. Because

778
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 1: the year before that, you send me a text at

779
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: twelve o'clock at night, here are you coming over the funker.

780
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: I just got the invitation from you right now to

781
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: come over for the Christmas party. No, I'm not coming over.

782
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: You're lucky you got the invitation. I bet people beg

783
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: for that. Brian Finley begged to come to that party.

784
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: He invited himself. Who does that? He invited himself. That

785
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: guy still well, we used to I don't know if

786
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 1: you know him, but he used to work the way.

787
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: He also, I want to go to the party. I mean,

788
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: all these guys must must visit party. Then half the

789
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: people don't even show up. So it's wonderful. I'm expecting

790
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: gas money this year. It's a long Drive. There's no

791
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: party this year. You can blame King Newsom. His majesty

792
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: has spoken, and so until his majesty decides to open

793
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: things up there we'll have an extra spring party. Jesus. No, no,

794
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: it's open. If it's over in spring, maybe the monarchy

795
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: will allow us there. No, there'll be something else that

796
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: they want to keep us locked down for. Oh is

797
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: that right? Yeah, give me an inches to take a mile.

798
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: I've heard that before. I think I saw that on

799
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: a bumper stick or somewhere back in the day. All right,

800
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,240
Speaker 1: that'll do it again. Thank you all. If you're listening

801
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: to this podcast early on Sunday Benny Versus the Penny,

802
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: check that out before the games kick off. There's a

803
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: lot of late games today too, so more late games

804
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: than ever because of the Masters and CBS not doing

805
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: any early games of the NFL. So if you want

806
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: to check out any of the NFL content, it's on YouTube.

807
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 1: Just search Benny Versus the Penny Back on the Radio

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00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 1: tonight Tonight, back on the Radio, breaking down all the

809
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: NFL games, the good, the bad, and the ugly from

810
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: the weekend that was. And also still got that that's

811
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: a Monday night game as well to talk about as well,

812
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: But we'll get to all of that then and we'll

813
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: catch you next time. Thanks. Be sure to catch live

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00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,480
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