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Speaker 1: My mom evicted my sixteen year old brother for defending

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Speaker 1: my gay friend. I thought it was over, but now

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Speaker 1: Child Protective Services are getting involved.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. When Child Protective Services parachutes in descends on your home,

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Speaker 2: that's when you know things are getting serious.

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Speaker 1: CPS is not playing, No, they don't. Three letter mafia,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Out here taking your kids, taking your wife, that they're

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Speaker 2: taking everyone out here?

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Speaker 1: Is this three letter mafia versus alphabet mafia.

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Speaker 2: M alphabet mafia. I love the alphabet mafia. Honestly, shout

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Speaker 2: out to you, allergy, shout out you. I A two

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Speaker 2: S plus. That's right. We know that, we know, we

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Speaker 2: know all the letters. Oh yeah, all right, allies, such

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Speaker 2: allies we are, Yeah, we know every letter.

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Speaker 1: This happened a few days ago, and my brother's been

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Speaker 1: staying at a friend's place ever since, around Sunday night.

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Speaker 1: To be exact, my mom and brother have argued about

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Speaker 1: this friend in the past, but this time it was

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Speaker 1: about me and my brother is ill not back home yet.

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Speaker 2: Oh geez. So this is is have a ramifications.

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Speaker 1: Serious ramifications, like literally the parents have kicked him out before,

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Speaker 1: Like this is insanity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this seems like a not the best home environment.

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Speaker 2: Like a wait, doctor Donner is in whoa my last

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Speaker 2: name's daughter, and uh he has prescribed a dysfunctional family.

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Speaker 2: It's been decided. It's been decided. Take two prozac in

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Speaker 2: the morning. There we go.

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Speaker 1: Now, our family went out for dinner on Mother's Day

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Speaker 1: when we began talking about my upcoming sweet sixteen and

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Speaker 1: a family that my mom doesn't want.

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Speaker 2: There, Oh what family? What's the tea? John? Well, I've

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Speaker 2: got that tea Like you're like a Boston tea party

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Speaker 2: guy and dude going to the tea and spilling it

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Speaker 2: in the river the Boston Harbor st Revolution. I'm about

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Speaker 2: to spill this tea like we're never going to be

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Speaker 2: oh my historical without representation. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I have a friend Max, not his real name, Oh

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Speaker 1: to God forbid use his real name, who's always cool

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Speaker 1: with us, But ever since he came out as gay,

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Speaker 1: I haven't been allowed to hang out with him anymore.

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Speaker 1: And my mom uninvited him from the party because she

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Speaker 1: said she's paying for the party.

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Speaker 2: Why bro, Wow, dude, it's like twenty twenty three. You

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Speaker 2: can't you can't.

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Speaker 1: Just hating people absolutely like this. Come on, God, and

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Speaker 1: I can't because I'm paying for the party. You're the parent, bro.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to be setting an example. Yeah, Leliah a

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Speaker 2: good example, but here you're just setting an example.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a terrible example. She's crushed that crushed, terrible bro.

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Speaker 1: She's the queen of homophobia. Yeah, she's like top to

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Speaker 1: your homophobia. Westboro Baptist Church. Is me is missing a

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Speaker 1: key member over here? God, I told him many times

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Speaker 1: I wanted my friend Max at the party, and look,

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Speaker 1: he's not my best friend, but we're still friends. But

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Speaker 1: she said no because it's her money. And she's also

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Speaker 1: gone on Facebook to talk about why his parents raised

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Speaker 1: him wrong in all kinds of stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Yo, I don't care if you don't agree with someone's

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Speaker 2: parenting style, right, I could care even if you do,

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Speaker 2: like vehmiently disagree. Why would you flame him on Facebook? Bro,

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Speaker 2: that's not the place. Do it on Reddit, that's not

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Speaker 2: the place, you know, what is this? Do it on Snapchat?

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Speaker 1: Like do it on our slash Oko show show.

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Speaker 2: That's where you flame people because we can flame back bitches.

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Speaker 1: Who imagine people start using us as revenge, Like I

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Speaker 1: got revenge on my boyfriend by blowing up our his

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Speaker 1: cheating on our slash KP show.

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Speaker 2: Please do that, Please shoo that we're here. You're roasting wrongly.

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Speaker 2: We are the roastmasters over here, exactly now.

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Speaker 1: My mom said that Max's father wasn't too happy about

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Speaker 1: him coming out too, but I don't know too many specifics.

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Speaker 2: All irrelevant, all irrelevant. God.

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Speaker 1: When we were all at dinner and the party came up,

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Speaker 1: my brother got upset when my mom made a comment

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Speaker 1: when she showed my dad the post and said that

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Speaker 2: What a great ally, wow huge.

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Speaker 1: All wow, still hating gay people, and that she was

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Speaker 1: no better than a racist, And my dad told him

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Speaker 1: said she didn't want to talk about the party at dinner.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you're being confronted with your homophobia.

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Speaker 1: Also, when she was like like, oh, look look at me,

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Speaker 1: I'm such a good ally, like at like, God, I'm

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Speaker 1: getting sick from the story.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally about to throw up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but my brother didn't stop. He raised his voice

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Speaker 1: so that others could hear him, and he called her

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Speaker 1: a salute got him. Bro escalated quickly, and that's when

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Speaker 2: He got up and drove away, bingo all I actually,

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Speaker 2: I mean I like that he's sticking.

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Speaker 1: Up I honestly, Yeah, like shout shout out to the

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Speaker 1: brother especially like this mom is just so like.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's also like to be the son of

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Speaker 2: a set of parents that are that homophobic and then

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Speaker 2: to like come out on the other side of it

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Speaker 2: and be an ally, I think is like more power

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Speaker 2: to you. You know, you'll find those answers out yourself.

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Speaker 1: So now my mom has thrown a lot of his

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Speaker 1: stuff out, and she said that she's talked to the parents,

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Speaker 1: to the friend he's staying with, but he hasn't come

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Speaker 1: I don't even know when he'll come back. God's she's

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Speaker 1: literally your own mother is throwing your stuff like out

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Speaker 2: Wait, so the mother is throwing the brother stuff out

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Speaker 2: of the house. Yes, and the brothers not even gay.

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Speaker 2: He's just an ally defending a new level of homophobia,

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Speaker 2: like anti gay than anyone who even is in support

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Speaker 2: of gay people. God, they're out there. Yeah, you forget

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Speaker 2: like we live in LA. We forget these people, this insanity.

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Speaker 1: At this point, part of me doesn't even want to

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Speaker 1: have my birthday party anymore. And I just feel like

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Speaker 1: I've ruined everything by even wanting one.

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Speaker 2: No, your mom has ruined. This is your mom, opie,

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Speaker 2: don't don't blame yourself.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything I can do to fix this besides

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Speaker 1: telling them that I don't want to have the party

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Speaker 1: because my mom has said that I'm having it whether

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Speaker 1: I want it or not.

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Speaker 2: This is what you do? Tell us, save us some money. Yep,

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Speaker 2: you know do your party is normal? But then order

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Speaker 2: a gay stripper? Geanus, there we go, genius have well

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Speaker 2: is it a because I was gonna say, and have

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Speaker 2: that gay stripper rub up against your mom? But is

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Speaker 2: the stripper gay? Two male strippers? Two male? Oh, two

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Speaker 2: male strippers rubbing up against each other's right, Make it

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Speaker 2: a show, Make it a show? That would be have

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Speaker 2: her weapon? Say this is love? You know, look upon it?

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Speaker 1: No, this is this is what they do. So they

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Speaker 1: come in like dressed as police officer. Like you're making

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Speaker 1: way too much noise.

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Speaker 2: You need to do.

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Speaker 1: You need to turn it down. And then she's like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry, officer. And then they

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Speaker 1: rip off their their clothes and they have just a

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Speaker 1: tiny little spandex and on their asses it says this

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Speaker 1: is love who and they're like doing a little booty

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Speaker 1: bump just like.

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Speaker 2: Dude, this is a piece of art right here.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's what I would do, the op honestly, that's

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Speaker 1: that's an update for you.

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Speaker 2: I Ope, please do this, do this if we if

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Speaker 2: you are serious about doing this, we will start a

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Speaker 2: gofund me. We really will to have you have your

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Speaker 2: your your gay stripper birthday, which is what Opie wants, right,

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Speaker 2: I mean, come on, I love how op just was

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Speaker 2: to be like inclusive. That's like it and all we

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Speaker 2: want is gay strippers, and all we want is gay strippers.

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Speaker 2: It's really a simple ass. Yeah, I think, I think.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you want to elevate any party you get,

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Speaker 2: you get gay strippers. I would I would say that.

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Speaker 1: But you know, the story is about to get elevated

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Speaker 1: because there's an update.

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Speaker 2: There's an update. Please tell me the baby, let me

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Speaker 2: tell you, let me tell you something. My brother ended

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Speaker 2: up coming home after a few days. But before he did,

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Speaker 2: I was able to talk to one of my friend's

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Speaker 2: moms from school, and I told her everything that happened

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Speaker 2: and everything before he spilled t is spilt tea party

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Speaker 2: revolution in this bitch. She say, bitch too much. I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna, Yeah, what are you doing, I'm gonna. I'm

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Speaker 2: cool at it on the bitching.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, Now, she already knew about Max coming out

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Speaker 1: and was totally cool with it. And she said that

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Speaker 1: she saw my mom's Facebook post too, and she very

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Speaker 1: much disagreed with it. I showed her my Reddit post

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Speaker 1: told her I didn't want to call Child Protective Services

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Speaker 2: Dude, dude, God, this mom is like hello, copter mom,

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Speaker 2: and she's a big, terrible man. Bro get out a

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Speaker 2: helicopter mom. At least have her be woke. Yeah, exactly

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Speaker 2: like your mom. Exactly. I need to go out and

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Speaker 2: eat your vegetables and play in the dirt. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: gosh darn it. Then make sure to to vote yeah, Obama, exactly,

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Speaker 2: this is my youth.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but my friend's mom said that she would call

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Speaker 1: CPS for me because she didn't want them to find

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Speaker 1: it on my phone. Honestly, good idea. Shout out friend's mom,

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Speaker 1: go to a payphone. True, that's a smart idea. I

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Speaker 1: also told her that I just did not want to

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Speaker 2: That sucks. It sucks like your entire sweet sixty literally,

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Speaker 2: and she mean and god, sot so much. She didn't

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Speaker 2: call CPS when I was there because she said she

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Speaker 2: then get back to me later. But my brother also

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Speaker 1: My brother was upset with some of the things that

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Speaker 1: my mom threw out, I mean, understanding, oh God, after

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Speaker 1: she went through his room when he wasn't there. But

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Speaker 1: my mom said that she still might have some of

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Speaker 1: and that I was on his side and definitely disagreed

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Speaker 1: with mom. I'm not sure if CPS did anything, because

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Speaker 1: he came back really soon afterwards. But my mom went

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Speaker 1: back on Facebook. We're back after I after I told

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Speaker 1: her that I just didn't want to do the party anymore,

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Speaker 1: and she posted that it was Max's fault and said

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Speaker 2: About him again. Oh wow, Max is getting so much heat, bro.

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Speaker 1: Why is she doing this? This this poor this, poor

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Speaker 2: It's hard came out as is, and then to get

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Speaker 1: So I'm an eighteen year old female on a school

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Speaker 2: Drink roup beer. Yeah, that's that's pretty accurate. We want

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel it. Like sometimes I just be like

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you, tell me, tell me what you've

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Speaker 1: Well, I found out that a guy I kind of

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Speaker 2: Fun, what are all these school trips to Berlin? Why

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Speaker 1: This is this is a little bit too It's too

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Speaker 1: much raucus, too much ruckus, much, too much raucus. Dms

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Speaker 1: best idea, Why don't you tell them to come over

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Speaker 2: This is a real one.

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Speaker 1: This is the realist of like, I don't know if

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Like cool, great idea plans were made, but wait, what

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Speaker 2: It's too loud.

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Speaker 1: What if teachers find out, Oh god, what if they

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Speaker 2: Of our devil's tango? I like all the different words

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Speaker 2: for uh the boom boom, great voteab here, this is

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Speaker 1: She passed, and OPI says, I would never look at

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Speaker 1: Nothing will happen. It's only eleven pm. It's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, op.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, come on, Like, who's gonna complain about a

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Speaker 1: Now, my sneaky link is here and I have to

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Speaker 1: But of course it's still pretty loud. YadA YadA, YadA.

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Speaker 1: It's time for him to leave. I ride the elevator

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Speaker 2: It is okay. No, it's not like I like happy endings.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to ruin your good spirits here. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna take a dukie, hot dukie.

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Speaker 1: the other side. Her freaking no teacher is there. I'm

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Speaker 1: standing there with this guy. I look like I just

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Speaker 1: made the boom boom, running makeup, messy hair, like the

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Speaker 1: whole nine yards.

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Speaker 2: What do I do?

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Speaker 1: Ignore him, Pretend I don't know the guy act drunk,

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Speaker 1: which is a terrible.

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Speaker 2: Terrible thing to do.

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Speaker 1: Acting drug get much worse.

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Speaker 2: Much much worse, because then, like the teachers actually maybe

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Speaker 2: concerned for your safety, right exactly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, not looking so great. He ends up saying, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: hello there, hello there.

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining like a seventeen hundred British person saying like

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Speaker 2: a pinky out. Definitely like a little teacup hello the.

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Speaker 1: Whole, like I'm about to like sign something into Parliament

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Speaker 1: in seventeen hundred British.

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Speaker 2: He is a history teacher, after all, so maybe he'd

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Speaker 2: be appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: She says that like an effing idiot. I think he

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Speaker 1: said high back. But honestly, my brain was yelling, no way,

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Speaker 1: this is happening right now, Like she's just totally bugging out,

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Speaker 1: so I don't remember, to be honest, Sneaky Link walks

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Speaker 1: back home.

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Speaker 2: I panic in my room.

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Speaker 1: My roommates die of laughter, and now I'm writing this,

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Speaker 1: I will never look at my history teacher the same

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Speaker 1: way ever again. It's the most embarrassing thing that has

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Speaker 1: story in a few years when I finished school, right right.

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Speaker 2: I love how she s trying to convince herself at

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Speaker 2: that end of the post, like this is all gonna

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Speaker 2: be worth it, please.

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Speaker 1: I mean, hey, you know you made it on okop.

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Speaker 1: That's you can put that on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, put down on your resume. That's gonna get

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Speaker 2: you on the college. You don't need those SATs. You

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Speaker 2: don't need that four point zero You just you be

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Speaker 2: on this show being talked about in front of the world.

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Speaker 1: Right, anyone will want to hire you after being on this.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, we're doing We're doing a big favor here,

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Speaker 1: Frankie down here.

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Speaker 2: Oh if you want to reach out to us, let

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Speaker 2: us know, Frankie Downhill, we want you man give us

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Speaker 2: your contact for the s turn of weird for the

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Speaker 2: show say I'm not a sneaky link.

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Speaker 1: It was funny because like you were trying, I could

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Speaker 1: see like your gears working, like, oh, hey, this is weird.

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Speaker 1: Let me move on to the next thing.

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Speaker 2: But then yeah, let me dig my w I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to dig myself out.

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Speaker 1: Of this was also weird. It's just not in a

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Speaker 1: winning scenario.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of improv going on here, and so

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Speaker 2: we're like old men of the West. We got guns

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Speaker 2: on our side. We were like, wow, you know, you

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Speaker 2: for the both of us.

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Speaker 1: Only one of us can do well, Sam, this has

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Speaker 1: been another jos successful edition.

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Speaker 2: I would say successful edition also, John, I think we

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