Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up about the suckers? Welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode of mothercucle Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm
Speaker 1: never alone. I got a whole Chinese nigga with me. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Chinese best friend. That energy you got, Mike,
Speaker 1: is like a damn lightning the other day in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles County? Did you see that in San Diego? You
Speaker 1: know what the funk are you talking about? It was
Speaker 1: the biggest lightning ever in Oh yeah, yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a lightning. We was in San Diego shooting a show.
Speaker 1: We just heard a lot of lightning. The lights went out.
Speaker 1: Actually at the hotel, ship got hit by lightning. Dark
Speaker 1: lights went out, and you know what happens to me
Speaker 1: in the dark. You glow in the dark. Don't be
Speaker 1: a smart ass motherfucker. They couldn't find you exactly. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be an empty episode of Couples Retreat. Just
Speaker 1: missed rather Darling talking to her yourself. Yeah, the lights
Speaker 1: was out so that we have to light candles. But
Speaker 1: before the candles, I had to use my phone, like
Speaker 1: I just turn it light on you guys them here
Speaker 1: like it was crazy, man, what you were in tonight.
Speaker 1: You just look like a just a homeless nigga from
Speaker 1: these best friends. Yeah, myke, your friends stop giving me clothing.
Speaker 1: Why Yeah, I guess nobody bites after they wear it,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna bankrupt to give it to you. Mothersucker.
Speaker 1: Well this is also from my guy. This Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is my guy in Ghana. Actually he made this for me.
Speaker 1: I forgot his name, but I'm gonna show the same
Speaker 1: guy that you were. No, it's a different guy. There's
Speaker 1: as I just think I don't like the college too
Speaker 1: much on his shirts. Yeah, it looks like sucking um
Speaker 1: Bobby Brady ship, you know what I mean, Like Bobby
Speaker 1: Bobby Brady waters, the Brady Bunch. That's the way we
Speaker 1: be came down Brady Bunch Antana. There were Cindy and
Speaker 1: It's and then they were to girds. They were together,
Speaker 1: you know, they were all long long. There was one
Speaker 1: that one this fellow met this lady. I think that's
Speaker 1: the wrong song. Like that was back in the day.
Speaker 1: Those were the real fucking shows. The Brady Bunge, Cindy,
Speaker 1: it was Sandy Marshall. It wasn't Chicken the middle. Marshall
Speaker 1: and Sandy was the youngest Marshall was old. It was
Speaker 1: like one in the middle that just got no love.
Speaker 1: Nobody loved that. She couldn't get no day, couldn't get
Speaker 1: big bracest. She just got no fucking love. Till today,
Speaker 1: she's probably still a lonely bit. She's still alive. I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's still our life. She probably still lived at
Speaker 1: that same house. It was like one floor. You know,
Speaker 1: they still have that house. It was for sale two
Speaker 1: years ago. Get out of here. It was on TMZ,
Speaker 1: but the problem is they couldn't do anything renovations outside
Speaker 1: because it was one of your favorite shows growing up.
Speaker 1: My favorite chokes is, uh, will Smith show Fresh Prince
Speaker 1: sing the song? Then? How do you start it? Mike?
Speaker 1: You don't know the fresh press Fresh Fresh Prince a
Speaker 1: badass song? Not anymore? How did it start? Let me
Speaker 1: figuret how you start and it will? I fogot would
Speaker 1: know how to sing it? Why not? I wouldn't know
Speaker 1: how to say it if you started? Okay, watch all episodes.
Speaker 1: My favorite was Carlton Banks. You like Carton Why you
Speaker 1: guys have a lot of comment You think, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know you just done is nice? But I like different strokes,
Speaker 1: different strokes to the world. Everybody got a special kind
Speaker 1: of story. Anybody's let me say it, don't matter what
Speaker 1: the different strokes to the world, Mike, after different strokes,
Speaker 1: listen to this, after different song, They're gonna file a
Speaker 1: lasso against you. After difference. Its facts of life, the
Speaker 1: facts of life, the facts of life, it's effects of life.
Speaker 1: Take the good, take the bad. That's right, motherfucker's how
Speaker 1: about the jevansis moving on up? Dude, he's you finally
Speaker 1: got up? Peace up the pod. Fuck the eighties and seventies. Man,
Speaker 1: let's stop about right now. Mike. I think that COVID
Speaker 1: vaccine had a big effect on your body today. Thanks,
Speaker 1: Jenny's Yeah, and you know, yeah, I went on a
Speaker 1: Twitter RNT today. Yeah what happened. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: big She finally watched Dave Chappelle special. Did you watch it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's your clip of it? Just a fucking clip, nigger? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just I just want to hear it. There's nothing else
Speaker 1: on TV. Man, you gotta watch Dave. David's just about
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like the funniest one right now. My
Speaker 1: don't underestimate yourself, but I think you're funny. I know,
Speaker 1: but I don't have a special. If I had a special,
Speaker 1: minds were definitely top hats. But right now he has
Speaker 1: a special. He had like fucking six seven of them niggas,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, his latest one was it was funny.
Speaker 1: He's always funny. He talked about the baby. Oh, the baby,
Speaker 1: yeah you yeah, he talked about the baby having um
Speaker 1: having a baby, No, the baby. What's what? All these
Speaker 1: baby names like little babies, the baby, big baby, big baby,
Speaker 1: Davids and little baby and all in Africa, all these
Speaker 1: singers are boy yeah? Uh what was this fucking stone boy? Boy?
Speaker 1: What's your other boy named rider? Fire? All these boys
Speaker 1: and then as a kid whiskey whiskey? Yeah, what's going
Speaker 1: on with that? Don't know? These guys are growing up.
Speaker 1: Americans are not growing up. That Africans are not growing up.
Speaker 1: The Africans are all boys, the Americans are all the
Speaker 1: baby maybe want to be a baby forever. What's gonna
Speaker 1: happen when the baby becomes ninety years old, he's gonna
Speaker 1: be the grown up or the old motherfucker. He probably
Speaker 1: keep his name because well, I made a post about
Speaker 1: because Dave Chappelle said something about you know the baby, Um,
Speaker 1: how the baby shot and killed somebody at Walmart? At
Speaker 1: Walmart and they think about it. Did you know that? Hello?
Speaker 1: After that, I googled it too, Yes, we all googled it.
Speaker 1: Google got very famous today. Okay, I googled it. I
Speaker 1: didn't know, and I'm sure that LGBT community did not
Speaker 1: know either, that he kills somebody's So now Dave said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, he said the baby kills somebody and didn't
Speaker 1: get in trouble. His career was still the same, and
Speaker 1: he made fun of gay person, made fund of gay people,
Speaker 1: and then they got shut him down. So we got
Speaker 1: the message. Definitely got the message. But there's another message
Speaker 1: in there too. Dave Loki snitched on the baby. Loki
Speaker 1: snitched on him because the LGBT community did not know
Speaker 1: this Nigue got killed anybody, not not Eve gonna call
Speaker 1: him homophobic and the murderer, hopefully the one he killed
Speaker 1: wasn't lesbian Chinese best friend. Seriously, what the he's talking about?
Speaker 1: I mean the guy that he shot it wasn't good then,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. He shot him in a Walmart fruit but
Speaker 1: not with somebody friends. The guy tried to rob him,
Speaker 1: you know, and one thing I know is about the baby.
Speaker 1: The baby has warn't why I liked by this guy.
Speaker 1: This guy has never been Hollywood. This guy he goes
Speaker 1: out by himself. Oh yeah, he's a brave kid man
Speaker 1: because he's he's a kid. But you know, the baby
Speaker 1: you are, um, you're star. You gotta have somebody with
Speaker 1: you may be nowhere by yourself. And in fact, when
Speaker 1: I was in Charlotte at one time, I went to
Speaker 1: the store in the mall and the baby was there
Speaker 1: by himself. We shot a little comedic video together. Oh
Speaker 1: that's the one that Yeah, he was striking to attack you.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. He had the sense of human too. Man,
Speaker 1: that's my nigga. But yeah, so I made a post
Speaker 1: about uh this Chapelle did I have the baby by
Speaker 1: by reminding everybody that he keeps somebody because I didn't know,
Speaker 1: a lot of people didn't know. I didn't know exactly. See,
Speaker 1: so now I'm like, I was like Holley. What the
Speaker 1: first I did was Google too. Yeah, Google got really
Speaker 1: rich today. We didn't get none of that money either. Hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: you went pretty viral Hollywood. A locked post you TMZ
Speaker 1: post you post you porn hub post you post me, Mike, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you you're trending next to the baby. I hope not
Speaker 1: in port Hut. Well, I didn't check yet. They usually
Speaker 1: check you have a port hunt Google account. No, everybody
Speaker 1: helped up. All right, what I was going on? That's
Speaker 1: some other things went on. Michael Black. You know what.
Speaker 1: He hasn't said nothing yet. I'm gonna see him tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see him tomorrow. I'm gonna call my snitch.
Speaker 1: You snitched under baby my nigga ship. Can I come video?
Speaker 1: You got? All right? I'll think about it. Man. Every
Speaker 1: time he comes to where, you embarrassed me. Come on,
Speaker 1: Mike Key, last time we hug out with fifty cents,
Speaker 1: you fucking embarrassed me. Chinese were speaking to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was saying the funk out of my face in Tocalo.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear Mike the musical out they were playing
Speaker 1: that he's your birthday, He's your birthday. We're gonna party
Speaker 1: like it's your birthday. Everybody kept looking at like, who
Speaker 1: is this Chinese nig keep tapping fifty cents on the shot?
Speaker 1: I'm like this nigga along, what the fund is wrong
Speaker 1: with you? Then? You started brothering Chris Brown. You have
Speaker 1: no shame. Uh I just found out about Well I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have a shame. Well, fifty cent gave me
Speaker 1: a lot of fifty liquor. That's what happened. I wanted
Speaker 1: to thank him. He poured it all over all over
Speaker 1: my my cup and my pants. He was going like that,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll Chinese best friend. We have a whole
Speaker 1: guest here. We have a whole guest. Yes, I've been
Speaker 1: this niggod for a very long time. I met him
Speaker 1: probably in New York for the first time, but we've
Speaker 1: known on each other because you know, he's a reality star.
Speaker 1: He's also a producer. He does it all from New York,
Speaker 1: dead Ass, facts Worth, the mother's son, from Love of
Speaker 1: Hip Hop. He's been in all He was in every
Speaker 1: single one I think, ladies and gentlemen, Cisco is in
Speaker 1: the building, Come on, Cisco in the house. It's not
Speaker 1: the Cisco. You know, Mike told me Cisco is in
Speaker 1: the house today. You know, I was like, Oh, Michael,
Speaker 1: is that the guy that sing so no No, But
Speaker 1: I get that all the time. You know what, that's
Speaker 1: not his real name. It's not my real name is Francisco.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good one. So I always lay
Speaker 1: clean to that. I'm like, I don't know what people
Speaker 1: always it's like he I guess because he put it
Speaker 1: out first, and that was a good song. That was
Speaker 1: the first time I got my seasons. Do you think
Speaker 1: about it? I think reality show has taken over so
Speaker 1: proper and sitcoms. We are not interested in no fucking
Speaker 1: script that show anymore. We want the real nigga's life.
Speaker 1: What's going on your fucking life? We want to see
Speaker 1: fights and arguments. I mean, what do you what's your
Speaker 1: what's your input on that? You think that has taken over.
Speaker 1: I remember growing up right in a land household all
Speaker 1: my children and like one life to live in. All
Speaker 1: that was on all day. My mom swore by that stuff.
Speaker 1: She wor she watched all the ABC show Bryan's Hope, Loving, Loving,
Speaker 1: all my Children, Uh, General Hospital. So I used to
Speaker 1: watch all the ABC. So you forgot one thing. Days
Speaker 1: of our Lives Now that's CBS mother to my ABC.
Speaker 1: I don't bring that ship, but I think we definitely
Speaker 1: replaced that doesn't. I don't think it's exists anymore. They
Speaker 1: still do, they do? They get the old people still
Speaker 1: they're like Stephen, all those people like the must of
Speaker 1: them is I mean most of them were there for
Speaker 1: a long time. They just got the fun. They died, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they die, and then they replaced him with the grandkids
Speaker 1: that were there, and he just keeps going. Died on
Speaker 1: the show, died in real life. And then who paid
Speaker 1: this guy's got you watch watch on these best Friends
Speaker 1: because of my life. Was the black guy. I know
Speaker 1: his name, but I can't think right now. Is it Jesse?
Speaker 1: It was Jesse seeing motherfucker Angie's husband. He's still watching.
Speaker 1: Is he still alive? I don't know, but Angie is
Speaker 1: because she plays um Tasha's mom on on Power did
Speaker 1: a lot. Wow, she was a bad chick. Because I
Speaker 1: was watching this in the late eighties, right, this was
Speaker 1: like no no. When I came to America. I came
Speaker 1: to America like late eighties, and it was all mind you.
Speaker 1: I didn't kind of like didn't start schooled right away.
Speaker 1: I had to wait till I guess some kind of
Speaker 1: paperwork to go to school. So I just watched this
Speaker 1: up person. My mom and we used to like, you know,
Speaker 1: I told look forward to it, so like he was
Speaker 1: born and raised in Africa, born and raised there, came
Speaker 1: to the States at thirteen years old. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. This ain't my interviews your ship. Were you're
Speaker 1: born in the United States or New York? Are you
Speaker 1: born in New York? Um? I am born in you
Speaker 1: both my parents were born and raised in Puerto Rico. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez is your neighbor. pH least that's funish. That's
Speaker 1: a Mexico Plea's ne me died. It's not the weekend.
Speaker 1: It's not me that Mexican at least never died. It
Speaker 1: just it's just a Latin term in Merry Christmas. You
Speaker 1: know that it's applicable to everybody. Okay, But but in
Speaker 1: all fairness, when I'm here in l A, people always
Speaker 1: assuming that I'm Mexican. I get that all the time.
Speaker 1: I guess because of just being out here. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: he looks like from Friday from next Friday. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that all the time out here, I guess.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Like so, but you know,
Speaker 1: I embraced all. Ain't nothing wrong with that man. When
Speaker 1: you come to l A, Mexico, you go back to
Speaker 1: New York to puertoricort. You go to Africa, Egyptian motherfucker
Speaker 1: because you look like you look Egyptian. Now I get
Speaker 1: that and also get light skinning black all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah he was black. Yeah, people think they are
Speaker 1: like your mother was right, your dad was black, and
Speaker 1: then your neighbors. Well, my father is an Afro Latino,
Speaker 1: so he's like a black man. So he's a Puerto
Speaker 1: Rican Afro Latino. He's a Puerto Rican Afro Latino. There
Speaker 1: are some Puerto Ricans as dark as me, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: not darker? Are you kidding me? The Filipinos, it's dark
Speaker 1: as you. I could, I could better Weekend now that
Speaker 1: I've never seen. My cousin was really dark curly here
Speaker 1: it's called Indian motherfucker Filipino. Mike, there's a love of
Speaker 1: dark Filipino. It's a Fisher mother. Suck out my patron pages.
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Speaker 1: the social media companies. I would also be sharing dully
Speaker 1: updates plus so announcements here. First see you on Patriot,
Speaker 1: What I saw cuts love and Hey Pop ten years
Speaker 1: how has it been. You know, when I first I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna do it at her at all in the
Speaker 1: beginning because I was and I was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: pay this bill now, I had wind up signing. I
Speaker 1: did a deal with Mona. Originally I signed a deal
Speaker 1: for my own TV show at the time I was
Speaker 1: dating Um. I said, I was dating a girl named
Speaker 1: Jennifer from Basketball Wives. So me and Jennifer Williams for
Speaker 1: me and he signed a deal to get our own show,
Speaker 1: and then it just didn't work out whatever. So that's
Speaker 1: when Mona was like, you know, what I'm doing is
Speaker 1: love and hip hop thing. Why don't I just slide
Speaker 1: you and you know when you do that. So I
Speaker 1: was kind of against it at first, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Because I didn't like the first season. I sighed,
Speaker 1: let me give it a shot, you know, because I
Speaker 1: wanted to kind of get into acting and just do
Speaker 1: stuff like that. And because I could say, playing like
Speaker 1: a gangster in the movie, he should be gangster. No,
Speaker 1: no man like. But don't worry. Actings don't pay no
Speaker 1: real money. Trust me. Actors are not making no money.
Speaker 1: Denzel Washington makes billions of dollars there's only one niggerd
Speaker 1: motherfucker's Denzel Washington cat regular. Trust me, I've not made
Speaker 1: much money from acting. I've made more money during reality
Speaker 1: than acting, a lot more because you don't go on auditions.
Speaker 1: Michael Blackston, if you went to Black Panther edition, you
Speaker 1: would have been the black He just did come into America.
Speaker 1: I did come to American, motherfucker. I didn't have the
Speaker 1: audition because Eddie Murphy recommended me for that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, they couldn't have made that movie without you, though,
Speaker 1: thank you. It would have made no saying not seriously,
Speaker 1: You're the highlight of the movie, right, don't keep the
Speaker 1: Chinese best from you, No bullshit, Mike, Yeah, they couldn't
Speaker 1: make that movie without you, And I'm yeah, they couldn't,
Speaker 1: you know. But then shout to because he reps Africa
Speaker 1: to right, right, he reaped hard light skinned Jerry and
Speaker 1: due shout out to retine me. Uh. And then let's
Speaker 1: go back to Mona and give me um invited to
Speaker 1: the Love and Hip Hop Mona. Right, yeah, definitely, And
Speaker 1: then what happened so no, so Mona was like I'm
Speaker 1: doing the Love and Hip Hop show and they had
Speaker 1: just been. I think they aired like the first season
Speaker 1: already it was like half an hour back then, and
Speaker 1: then it was like, okay, then we're bumping into an hour,
Speaker 1: and she was like, why don't you come do this
Speaker 1: because I was already signed to be each one when
Speaker 1: I signed the deal for my own show, I signed
Speaker 1: for seven years, so it's like a holding deal seven
Speaker 1: year where yeah, because I have my own short first,
Speaker 1: and it just it just classing. So they give you
Speaker 1: a holding deal. Holding deal is kind of like where
Speaker 1: they sign you and kind of hold you. You can't
Speaker 1: be and they give you money right then give me
Speaker 1: no money back then, but this was this was ten
Speaker 1: years ago. It was still new, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's fun up because back in the day, a lot
Speaker 1: of comedians look forward to a holding deal, Like in
Speaker 1: the nineties when the comedian was popping and an ABC, NBC,
Speaker 1: CBS liked him for like a sacondo will hold him,
Speaker 1: put him on like a hundred thousand dollars or two
Speaker 1: or fifty knowledge to hold them over like you can't
Speaker 1: go to the the wor else, and we'll see you could
Speaker 1: do something with you in a year and you get
Speaker 1: to keep the money. Whether anything happened or not. Wow.
Speaker 1: So it was one guy named Maestro Clark. This guy
Speaker 1: made a living of a holding deals. You and I
Speaker 1: remember my kind of look like you're a little bite
Speaker 1: the comedian, right, So Michel Clark had a lot of
Speaker 1: holding deal man. You know, hey, you made a living
Speaker 1: up that ship. Where can we're saying that that whole
Speaker 1: thing deal? But we're not. We're a new era now, baby,
Speaker 1: there's no whole thing deal. Uh, it's possible. There's still ABC,
Speaker 1: there's still giving them. But I just feel like we
Speaker 1: are not our audience are not watching sucking any sitcoms anymore.
Speaker 1: I mean, the only sitcom we probably watch might be Blackish,
Speaker 1: and you know, and and no nigger here could tell
Speaker 1: me the last Blackish episode, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But it's probably the only sitcom that I think black
Speaker 1: people will get and watch. It's not like back in
Speaker 1: the day with Family Matters and all the other show
Speaker 1: that we look forward to. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: We don't have choice, my only seven channels and the
Speaker 1: But you know, honestly, I really feel like we are
Speaker 1: and that it sounds crazy, but I feel like reality
Speaker 1: television we replaced a lot of that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, because I'm not I'm not bushing this. What
Speaker 1: was talking about to see um earlier today? Um? I
Speaker 1: literally I was at Station nightclub here, this is two
Speaker 1: days ago, and the girl comes over to me and
Speaker 1: immediately she starts like repeating a scene that I did,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like acting it out like
Speaker 1: oh when I told Peter Gunns, oh you know you
Speaker 1: want that ten thousand, come get it, you know, and
Speaker 1: I pulled out my pocket. So when I realized at
Speaker 1: that point, I said, Yo, it's like we all like
Speaker 1: what they would do? You know that? Brad, Let's just
Speaker 1: tell you it's a new trend. Man, it's a new trend.
Speaker 1: That's what your body is doing. In fact, so we
Speaker 1: he would just say, san Diego doing it the reunion,
Speaker 1: right that we guys just did did the reunion? Uh
Speaker 1: So now Love and hip Hop? I thought Love and
Speaker 1: hip Hop was like it had been a couple. So
Speaker 1: it's not it's not about a couple because you don't
Speaker 1: have a girl on Love of hip Hop. No, I
Speaker 1: never have like a real situation relationship, just causing trouble
Speaker 1: with everybody, Like I mean, you know, it was the
Speaker 1: way it was brought to me was like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: just follow your life as a music producer. A lot
Speaker 1: of people don't know that I'm musically do some songwriter,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. First before so I had
Speaker 1: my own room in rock Nation and jay Z Studio
Speaker 1: for like four years, so I worked with everybody. Then.
Speaker 1: That's how like Mona will come to me for the
Speaker 1: music when she needed music for like the show and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. And that's the first record I've did
Speaker 1: a love hip hop was a record for Tiharry, who
Speaker 1: never even made a song before. So that's that was
Speaker 1: kind of like how we kind of started the relationship.
Speaker 1: I was making the music for Loving Apop first, and
Speaker 1: then it was like, okay, well why don't you come
Speaker 1: and you know, since you're signed already, you might as
Speaker 1: well just come and and be on the camera side
Speaker 1: of it, you know. But I never thought it would
Speaker 1: be like you said ten years later, man, so you
Speaker 1: got you got, you got groupies there. But I had
Speaker 1: a lot of women like attention from women before that,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I liked it better before that.
Speaker 1: I think anonymity is priceless, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if I can go back, I would love to be
Speaker 1: just like low Key. But nobody knows who I am.
Speaker 1: That's such a value. Nobo didn't know who I am. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't get any It was a cat walking in
Speaker 1: front of me. He was like, ship bad up, turn
Speaker 1: around for real. I want to trade with you too.
Speaker 1: I think that's dope, right all right? So yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys are And so the Family Union comes out? When
Speaker 1: when does it come out? I believe it comes out
Speaker 1: this month in October. From what I was told. I
Speaker 1: was told we were shooting it and they were editing
Speaker 1: on the fly. Wow, is there anything any surprises? You
Speaker 1: will expect anything crazy? Yeah, And that's the Family Union.
Speaker 1: Show is gonna be nuts like it was. They took
Speaker 1: literally like seventeen of us. They put us on the resort.
Speaker 1: It was me, Stevie, j Safari, Booby since Santana Yo Yo,
Speaker 1: shout to yo Yo, show me so much love. Stoff
Speaker 1: been out here in California and they made us like
Speaker 1: work out our differences. The problem was I had issues
Speaker 1: with everybody like in real life. It was so built
Speaker 1: around a lot of my issues, Like I was literally
Speaker 1: shooting every day like nineteen times a day because everybody
Speaker 1: had a problem with I had a problem with somebody
Speaker 1: from other you know, from other situations that we had
Speaker 1: on off the show, and I hadn't seen certain people
Speaker 1: in so many years that they was just like, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: you gotta address the issue with so far, you gotta
Speaker 1: address the issue with saying and so on and so forth.
Speaker 1: And then so it became like, you know, the opportunity
Speaker 1: to do that. So there's a lot of arguments and
Speaker 1: some fights and some wild ship. But you know, man,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch that. That's so, who was
Speaker 1: your favorite couple? Like, as far as favorite person on this,
Speaker 1: my favorite couple was Michael Blackston and Ride. I think
Speaker 1: they dope, know what I'm saying, That's my favorite couple. Um.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do Couples Retreat it. Had I been
Speaker 1: with somebody at the time, I probably could have, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Um, But you know on the
Speaker 1: actual show that we did, uh. You know, I've seen
Speaker 1: what Eric and Safar was going through and I kind
Speaker 1: of related to it because I got divorced myself, so
Speaker 1: I seen him going through the ups and downs of it,
Speaker 1: and they meet him, you know, he like a little
Speaker 1: brother to me. But so now you're a divorced in
Speaker 1: real life. I'm divorced in real life for real. So
Speaker 1: you're a single man, bachelor, I'm a single man. Oh, Mike,
Speaker 1: you got you're a single man. And Michael Blockson didn't
Speaker 1: bring all the blocks and angels. You know how many
Speaker 1: girls are in here all the time? Really, yeah, my bad.
Speaker 1: I always hate Mike. I didn't want to take my
Speaker 1: side chicks from me, you know what I mean? He
Speaker 1: looks like a gangster. Yeah, party to keep them holding.
Speaker 1: They will never come back. So Mike, you do you
Speaker 1: like you throw parties and stuff like what's the give me?
Speaker 1: He used to Yeah, I threw parties once in a
Speaker 1: while doing I mean doing COVID. It was no clubs,
Speaker 1: just open, so we just the blacks and club We
Speaker 1: threw a party like every weekend. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They think about Mike. I want to say that, like
Speaker 1: I tell people from my perspective, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like I've known Mike and we run around each other
Speaker 1: for a long time, and I've always seen him as
Speaker 1: two different people. He's either like on a thousand your
Speaker 1: motherfucker out, you know what? And just like the life
Speaker 1: of the room and just taking all the attention, or
Speaker 1: you just get like Mike like, hey, what's up? Man's everything? Well,
Speaker 1: usually he's that hyper. No, that's up because my fans
Speaker 1: see me, they want that crazy. They want me all
Speaker 1: hyped up all the time, you know, because that's that
Speaker 1: characters on stage. You know, I go on stage real
Speaker 1: hype and crazy and cursing. So when they see me
Speaker 1: in personally, they just put out the phone thing, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna start acting crazy, Yeah, they scream at So
Speaker 1: is that a character that done? To ask you? That?
Speaker 1: Is that a character that you slide into at certain points?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But I mean just just
Speaker 1: on stage or if I'm shooting a movie or I'm
Speaker 1: doing something. But like you know, when in real life,
Speaker 1: I just want to ship. Just let me then alone.
Speaker 1: I don't be hyper person and really left con You
Speaker 1: just had the fucking boxing today, usually running around hyper
Speaker 1: you just had a boxing. You know. It's funny. I
Speaker 1: get what he's coming from, though, because I swear like
Speaker 1: people assume that because I act like really like crazy.
Speaker 1: Sometimes on television they think that yeah, and they don't
Speaker 1: realize I'm quiet. I'm an introvert by nature. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not inside outside, I'm I'm going to
Speaker 1: public schools using a lot of words that makes educated.
Speaker 1: I being a Puerto Rican put usually drop out of
Speaker 1: eleventh grade. Six actually dropped on the knife, man, I
Speaker 1: need dropped out. But I picked up a book. Yeah
Speaker 1: but you can't read? Yeah but yeah? So um wow. Now,
Speaker 1: I mean, how long will you do love hip hop? For?
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's ten years? Do you enjoy? I
Speaker 1: means it feels like a job. You know, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, what's what's tacom lasted that long?
Speaker 1: What's show? Uh? I mean black Ases over ten years old?
Speaker 1: It is already. I mean signed Phil Curb you Enthusiasm
Speaker 1: was coming back, and you know, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: the Samsons and you guys, and it's a good thing
Speaker 1: about doing reality. You guys still make good money, right,
Speaker 1: it's decent. I would say it's okay. I think that
Speaker 1: we could make more because it doesn't match the popularity
Speaker 1: that I'm And I'm not even being funny, like I
Speaker 1: get d M from people all over the world that
Speaker 1: watching ship because they watch it online. I was in
Speaker 1: Times Square a couple of months ago, and an Asian
Speaker 1: couple and that didn't speak a word of English was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a cis school pop And I was like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 1: what's up? You know what I'm saying? And so you
Speaker 1: surprised sometimes like people they translate your words into us
Speaker 1: a Chinese ka talking, you know that. No, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. Oh my god, there's a Chinese version of you.
Speaker 1: Do you think do you think reality didn't need like
Speaker 1: a lead, a union, like a sag after a type
Speaker 1: of after disrespectful. We just shot and I know Mike
Speaker 1: did too. Uh we uh because so Mike just shot
Speaker 1: a show. Mike and Rider shot a show with the
Speaker 1: same network at the same resort, the same right after us.
Speaker 1: Literally I took it. He took my room. When he left,
Speaker 1: I moved into his room. Yeah, no, because I was
Speaker 1: trying to stay. More like Stevie j had Faith over
Speaker 1: and they went and rent the boats and ship. So
Speaker 1: people saw that like because we weren't quarantine an isolation
Speaker 1: for for weeks, you know, so we couldn't go, we
Speaker 1: couldn't interact with with with the other side of the resort.
Speaker 1: We couldn't leave the resort. So by the time they
Speaker 1: wrapped it, we was like so ready to just fucking
Speaker 1: just hang out in party. Everybody started staying late and
Speaker 1: like like staying the extra day so we can you know,
Speaker 1: do jet skis and and pull in uh, you know,
Speaker 1: boats and ship. So I'm staying and I'm the last
Speaker 1: person there and they're like, yo, you gotta go because
Speaker 1: Michael Blackston is waiting. You know, I'm saying, brain for
Speaker 1: the room, you know what I'm saying. And I said,
Speaker 1: Mike my man, to come come up stairs room. You know,
Speaker 1: I swear the Paris Like, I don't want to leave,
Speaker 1: and they're like, gotta go. Would let you stay on
Speaker 1: sofa city? You could just stayed on the sofa because
Speaker 1: like it was a big sweet so it's like a
Speaker 1: big living room when I dine in the room, and
Speaker 1: it's so in the sofa and there's a bedroom, so
Speaker 1: me and right away took the bed room. Who didn't
Speaker 1: have him stayed in And I wasn't gonna be in
Speaker 1: there anyway. And I was gonna be out there, you know,
Speaker 1: getting boats. And that makes sure. So when did you
Speaker 1: where did you end up staying in Hallydeen. No, So
Speaker 1: what happened was I left, and you know, the networks
Speaker 1: and the driver for me. I'm all my way to
Speaker 1: the airport and i get halfway to the airport and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I love it out in California.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to get an apartment out here
Speaker 1: for real. So I told you. I called the show runner.
Speaker 1: I said, can you favor can you rewrape this this
Speaker 1: car and take me to l A. Damn, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to l A for two days and look for
Speaker 1: an apartment. And it's like, okay, cool when they re
Speaker 1: out of it. And that was fourteen days ago. Wow,
Speaker 1: you're still here. I'm still here. You didn't be here forever. No, No,
Speaker 1: I really gotta get out of here. You gotta get out.
Speaker 1: I gotta get out. But l A is pretty cool,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean what I talked about l
Speaker 1: A's like it's not an easy place to live for
Speaker 1: an entertainer. I mean it's very expensive, you know, just
Speaker 1: like you know, and l A people come to a
Speaker 1: lot of the models come from like Wyoming, Idaho. They'd
Speaker 1: be the baddest bitches. They'd be the baddest bitches. In
Speaker 1: the statement it comes to l A, they'd probably be
Speaker 1: the second ugliest, you know what I mean. So l
Speaker 1: A is not an easy place, you know, they're just
Speaker 1: as many people have come. People turn around every day,
Speaker 1: you know. But during the pandemic, a lot of apartments
Speaker 1: got cheap. So you know, if you want to place
Speaker 1: better hot pot in now, because that's what That's what
Speaker 1: Mike told me last night. So Mike says to me,
Speaker 1: because I'm telling them, you know, I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: having like a little hot heart with him, like your Mike.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to be out here, and
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, nigga, but make sure you know you
Speaker 1: set up some ship and you're doing some things, he said,
Speaker 1: because I've seen a lot of necks come out hared
Speaker 1: broke real fast. They become this motherfucker told me, spend
Speaker 1: twenty grand between food, this and that just being here
Speaker 1: for you're gonna go broke. You spend that kind of
Speaker 1: money to get out of here. That's the whole year's
Speaker 1: worth the rent. After a few fucking boy and katanas
Speaker 1: and fucking um Mr Child, your fucking family man giving
Speaker 1: for free, I know you would think you gotta call
Speaker 1: them and be like, Hey, I'm coming down Holly wouldn't
Speaker 1: give a funk. Mel Gibson have to pay for his
Speaker 1: fucking seat again. I'm gonna funk about this Prican just
Speaker 1: say you're from the movie Friday. No, but you know
Speaker 1: what's so funny, He's right though, Like it's really I
Speaker 1: would really say that a A is the one place
Speaker 1: for the most part, they really don't give a funk
Speaker 1: who you are. That ship works everywhere Miami, New York, Atlantic.
Speaker 1: You could just and it's like, oh, ship, he's here,
Speaker 1: and then people get excited and want pictures and autographsal
Speaker 1: type of ship at A people like I fun him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no seats available. You gotta wait. We don't get
Speaker 1: Uh fucking Denzel is waiting in line to motherfucker l
Speaker 1: L A is so expensive. Everybody has a roommate. Denzel
Speaker 1: Washington has a roommate. Seriously, man, it's sharing sixty six
Speaker 1: hundred a month with another name. Mike's roommate used to be, uh,
Speaker 1: what's his name? Molly Mole? That I don't say that, man,
Speaker 1: because people like Molly mall. He he has bedrooms, move anytime,
Speaker 1: don't don't No, So it was like when I first
Speaker 1: came to l A. I came to l A two
Speaker 1: thousand five, right, So I had an apartment in Burbank,
Speaker 1: had you know, I had one one bearm apartment in Burbank,
Speaker 1: And I went to this place called Male's dina on
Speaker 1: on Sunset and like past last Dinah, so I'm Mel's dinner.
Speaker 1: And then I, you know, I saw this guy Mellie.
Speaker 1: I didn't know him, but he knew who I was,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And then he approached me.
Speaker 1: Hey man, Michael Blacks and mothers o guy. So who
Speaker 1: became friends right away. And then you know Molly Mall.
Speaker 1: He had like a big crazy house in Vegas and
Speaker 1: he had a nice ass two bearing apartment at this
Speaker 1: place called the Legacy on the Sunset, like near U
Speaker 1: c l A very nice place. In fact, Barry Bonds
Speaker 1: had an apartment there. It was like, you know, it
Speaker 1: was the first place where I lived where the Valley
Speaker 1: park kind of like almost like where I lived there,
Speaker 1: the valet parked the car, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like you know, and it's like back there was
Speaker 1: two bedroom and it was like five thousand a month.
Speaker 1: A lot of money from there for two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: He's like Mike, he's on belly there. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? You could take a second bedroom, spare thousands
Speaker 1: of a month. That would pay for the bills. I said, say,
Speaker 1: lest so my lease was up. But I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: thought it was a story. I'm sorry you're telling me
Speaker 1: you really was rumored. Yeah, we played so we did.
Speaker 1: Was played mad at all the time. And then Molly
Speaker 1: had his so he went to I got I got
Speaker 1: Molly mar in a movie I was doing called Repot
Speaker 1: with masterp movie. I saw the movie You Matter. Molly
Speaker 1: mar was a guy that, like I reputed his rose
Speaker 1: Roys or something thing. Yes, so, and all we did
Speaker 1: was playing mad at all day. And this motherfucker had
Speaker 1: a fucking cat that was missed with a tiger. She
Speaker 1: had a ship out of me. So he every tidy
Speaker 1: come from vegans to bring the sucking cat tiger with him.
Speaker 1: So you had and feed the tigers. That's your duties
Speaker 1: for The motherfucker was half tiger, half cats like a
Speaker 1: lion near and said where I'm not sure what this animal.
Speaker 1: Bring it in and scare the ship out of me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, man, I might be happy but he
Speaker 1: owned a bunch of all his animals are mixed. Man,
Speaker 1: he will get up. He'll put a monkey with a rat,
Speaker 1: but have a baby. Motherfucker. What's up? Mother suck guys?
Speaker 1: This is your African king up comedy Michael Blackson. I'm
Speaker 1: here to ax you a question. Oh you subscribe to
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Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday. So I did a
Speaker 1: I shot. I did a season of Love and Hip
Speaker 1: Hop Hollywood, right, and I don't think I'm out here
Speaker 1: with you know, the season's airing, and I'm thinking that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get all this love from people. And when
Speaker 1: I'm walking on the streets, people come and give that.
Speaker 1: I just show you last night, your Molly mom. Let
Speaker 1: me get a picture, you know, what I'm saying. You
Speaker 1: pissed off every time. But people come up to me
Speaker 1: even though I was on the show, they still thought
Speaker 1: I was him for some strange reason. It was crazy,
Speaker 1: which I think we look different. I think I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm six five. Yeah, he's more like I think he's
Speaker 1: in jail right now. Yeah, he's in jail for like, uh,
Speaker 1: some stuff like trading animals or I forgot what training
Speaker 1: shout out to Molly Hope you hate get out free
Speaker 1: Molly Mare. Should we visit him in prison, Mike, if
Speaker 1: I find out why he's at I'll go visit him.
Speaker 1: Molly more placed d m Yeah, I'm sure they have.
Speaker 1: They have phone in prison, especially here. I know he
Speaker 1: got he'd probably be on I G Live. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I know, I know what you're saying. You know, it's
Speaker 1: more like because you're interview with me, But this is
Speaker 1: this is really interesting. So you rummated with Molly Mare
Speaker 1: for about six six or eight months, maybe a year,
Speaker 1: and where did they go from there? Like for you?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I remember I ended up moving back
Speaker 1: to Philadelphia to the East coast, but I was I
Speaker 1: was just trying out l So what happened you know.
Speaker 1: It was around the time my buzz has died, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like I was hot in like
Speaker 1: two thousand when the movie Next Friday came out. I
Speaker 1: was hot. So I just you know, I stayed in
Speaker 1: the East Coast and I'm just like making money, you know,
Speaker 1: perform it everywhere because I movie. I don't think you
Speaker 1: ever got doll though, So so what happened. What usually
Speaker 1: when you get hot back in the day, we're supposed
Speaker 1: to do is packet bags, moved to l A, packing
Speaker 1: back with the l A while you're hot. Because now people,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, right there in their faces.
Speaker 1: Did you see you didn't know what's going on? This?
Speaker 1: How knew that I made a mistake by now moving
Speaker 1: to l A Back then? I'm on Back then, I
Speaker 1: had a beeper, I had a pager, right, and the
Speaker 1: guy that directed the Next Friday also director Dr Doolittle
Speaker 1: too right, And I never because I wasn't around. I'm
Speaker 1: getting a fucking um beat one time that I replied,
Speaker 1: like late, wasn't that Gary Gray, No, it was David's
Speaker 1: David Carr job, is it? You could have been I
Speaker 1: could have beendon Dr Doolittle too holy ship. I've never
Speaker 1: know because I was working at that time. I was
Speaker 1: still working for the airlines, you know when I had
Speaker 1: when I stopped after like nine eleven, I was working
Speaker 1: for the airlines part time. And that was real. I've heard,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know that was real. Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was real. I worked for the airlines and I wouldly
Speaker 1: work for them because I saw a fly for free.
Speaker 1: And that's how was it was to come to l A.
Speaker 1: Like on my days off, I come to l A
Speaker 1: and hit the comedy clubs and that's how I happened
Speaker 1: to be performing one night and Ice Ceoper was there.
Speaker 1: He liked my stuff, so he had the lady that
Speaker 1: booked the show like, hey call that guy. Let me
Speaker 1: come out dishing for next Friday. That's how I went
Speaker 1: on for next Friday. And one thing left or another.
Speaker 1: But yeah, my my bus died, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like around oh three or or four after two years
Speaker 1: of like so I said, okay, let me try to
Speaker 1: come to l A now. And I was like two
Speaker 1: thousand and five is and it was like, this is
Speaker 1: how bad it was for me. I could they couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even get a chance to perform on the
Speaker 1: comedy clubs. They were having me do this thing called
Speaker 1: first impression. First impression is what they make people do
Speaker 1: that like not that popular or they don't think you're
Speaker 1: that funny. This is like two thousand five. Like I
Speaker 1: went to the Laugh Factory, which was the hot place
Speaker 1: to perform Sunday night, Sunday nights, like joking on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Chocolate Sundays, right, that's here. Yeah, it's in l A.
Speaker 1: So if you're here on a Sunday and go to
Speaker 1: the Lafe Factor the Sunday. So we had like improv
Speaker 1: of Monday. De re hosted that and had Chocolate Sunday
Speaker 1: and then he had a comedy store on Tuesday. So
Speaker 1: I want to chocolate Sunday and put me on like
Speaker 1: first impression because that's how much my buzz was done.
Speaker 1: But don't getting wrong. I was still working doing my
Speaker 1: shows in the East Coast, and I was just I
Speaker 1: had my little town house back East, spending money there.
Speaker 1: And then I had a part man, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: just wasting money. I was like, I'm just gonna go back.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm not coming back to l A unless
Speaker 1: I'm coming for a paycheck. So I remember leaving back
Speaker 1: like two thousand six, I went back to Philly and
Speaker 1: then um, I waited and then I went back in
Speaker 1: Philly throo thound six and then I remember like two
Speaker 1: thousand seven money. I was making so much money. I
Speaker 1: was making money, you know. I saved up my money.
Speaker 1: I built a house, you know, built my first real
Speaker 1: house fifty It was in Delaware, so de yeah that
Speaker 1: because Delaway is like a no state, is no tax state. Second,
Speaker 1: so I built it in Delaware and I'm like, so
Speaker 1: I had my now, I brought me up bands. I
Speaker 1: had like a S five fifty two thousand seven bands.
Speaker 1: This is like two houses ready too, thousand and two
Speaker 1: thou my house was ready. I built a nice ass
Speaker 1: white house, had it nicely furnished lay style, had my
Speaker 1: my car, and I'm chilling. I'm living like you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, believe in my best life. And then um,
Speaker 1: social media came out thousand nine, two thousand and ten,
Speaker 1: Twitter came out and I tried to go on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I was so late on Twitter, like calv Low, Juvard
Speaker 1: Red Autom Niggers was already on Twitter. I was just
Speaker 1: too big. I was happy with my little five thousand
Speaker 1: followers on Facebook. That was before they had like he
Speaker 1: had a fan page on Facebook. Back then were just
Speaker 1: the most fans you have is five thousand. I was
Speaker 1: maxed out of five thousand. I'm talking yeah, back then,
Speaker 1: I was talking about five thousand followers. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I was happy. And then my boys like Mike,
Speaker 1: there's this thing called Twitter. I'm like, I'm sucking bother
Speaker 1: no Twitter, And eventually he convinced me to do it,
Speaker 1: and I did it, and my by time I got
Speaker 1: on Twitter, somebody already had my name ship. This guy
Speaker 1: was Michael Blackston. He was and he was doing me.
Speaker 1: He's he's tweeting like Michael Blackston, Hey punk Beach mother
Speaker 1: sucker for real. I'm like, then it's back there. You
Speaker 1: could make money off of Twitter. There, so this nag
Speaker 1: and making money with my name. I'm like, did you
Speaker 1: get it back? I messaged him. I'm like, duh, it's me. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm the real Michael black He's like, fuck you pretty much,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I was like, listen, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna lose my name, at least promote my shows
Speaker 1: for me. Because I had some flies I'm like, he
Speaker 1: needs to post my flyer. You know what. This nigger
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to do ship, so I had to, like,
Speaker 1: eventually I had to like contact Twitter semi with the
Speaker 1: Pittycare account, and then it took it from him, get
Speaker 1: my name? Did you read all the messages and then
Speaker 1: verified me? Now it started all over. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you a question, because that's you heard. I think you
Speaker 1: getting a good premise for you, guys, because some of
Speaker 1: my best friends are also comedians. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like Jack Thriller, Driller, Robertoert, Vanderble. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: shout to my brother, you know whales events you don't
Speaker 1: know well Day from New York. Well, well, it's like
Speaker 1: when you know talent, I've met him before. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know him, like the Robber, uh Rob Staples, Yeah
Speaker 1: for sure. That's old school. Yeah, but I want to
Speaker 1: ask you, guys. I think it's interesting when you when
Speaker 1: you mentioned the social media component. It's like for for
Speaker 1: guys like you who really built your career off of
Speaker 1: the hard work of doing that stand up, how do
Speaker 1: you feel when you see some of these social media
Speaker 1: comedians that they kind of skipped that process and they
Speaker 1: can do these little fucking thirty second skits. They become
Speaker 1: super popular and now they start getting bags and network
Speaker 1: deals and TV show they make a lot of money.
Speaker 1: So how does something like how do you look at that,
Speaker 1: like like like you didn't you don't. You didn't earn
Speaker 1: this ship the way I did. No. Never, It's just
Speaker 1: it's a new era, that's what you know. What I mean.
Speaker 1: Even a lot of my comedian buddies from the old
Speaker 1: school guys like me, they did not jump on social media.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you gotta follow what's going on stuff,
Speaker 1: you gotta follow what's going on like that, you know,
Speaker 1: but don't get it one. Some of those guys, those
Speaker 1: thirty second comedians, some of them try to stand up
Speaker 1: and they got booed and it wasn't easy. So just
Speaker 1: stick with the stick. Stick was doing skits, you know.
Speaker 1: But there was something that really developed into comedians, you know,
Speaker 1: like DC Young Fly, like Daisy Banks and b Simone
Speaker 1: and like, uh, just hilarious. There was some that actually
Speaker 1: put in work to become stand up comics. You knows,
Speaker 1: do you really consider them? And I'll say, do you
Speaker 1: really consider them comedians on that level? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta look at it when you look
Speaker 1: at people like you Chappelle, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Tracy Morgan, like y'all, it's a different between to me,
Speaker 1: it's a different level from the work that you'all put
Speaker 1: in that you could tell you can tell about you
Speaker 1: know everybody, I act. I mean we you know, we're
Speaker 1: definitely we're definitely put in work. We definitely did the
Speaker 1: hardest work. I mean, I'm to my back in night.
Speaker 1: When I started, like I had to like come to
Speaker 1: l A. I did coming you I had a coming,
Speaker 1: you bt coming if you're back in ninety four, right,
Speaker 1: I had a out myself down, pay for my own
Speaker 1: hotel and then get paid home in fifty dollars two
Speaker 1: weeks later after I'm done shooting it. Wow. I mean,
Speaker 1: we put in work. We're in an open mic night.
Speaker 1: We did competition, you know, and these guys it's different.
Speaker 1: They just, you know, social media kind of helped these
Speaker 1: new guys build their own audience. That's what they're doing.
Speaker 1: They build their audience and then they're entertaining their audience.
Speaker 1: I can't get mad at them. It's nothing, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, it's it's still up to me and
Speaker 1: up to other comics from my era. So you know,
Speaker 1: you already built up a stand up career. You know,
Speaker 1: it's go build an audience on night on social media.
Speaker 1: So when you see them, do you feel like and
Speaker 1: they you know, they're making some money and they're doing
Speaker 1: okay for themselves, do you do you give them that love?
Speaker 1: Like y y'all you've arrived, you're on a certain level,
Speaker 1: or in your mind you look at them like, yo,
Speaker 1: there yet, Yeah, I'll give my advice, like some some
Speaker 1: of them are there. DC Young Fly is really there
Speaker 1: and d C went to open mic. You're going to
Speaker 1: comedy club. I mean some of the guys that just
Speaker 1: you know, just at the kiss and then just try
Speaker 1: to go on stage. It was tough for them, so
Speaker 1: they had to go. They had to You had to
Speaker 1: go the comedy club and get that real audience and
Speaker 1: really get booed and know how to make your joke better.
Speaker 1: You know, they're not imputing in work because a lot
Speaker 1: of them, I mean some of them, because they had
Speaker 1: these five million fither wars. They trying to put them
Speaker 1: on the show with us, and they're getting booed, you know,
Speaker 1: and then the promoters, I don't get, you know, going
Speaker 1: to get go study, go to comedy, go on on
Speaker 1: the real stage at the local comedy clubs, go do
Speaker 1: that every week and perfect a good some material, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So someone learning the harllway. But
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at this guy. I saw an episode
Speaker 1: of Comedians and Cars getting coffee with Jerry Seinfeld and
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy right and it was a dope conversation that
Speaker 1: we're having over breakfast. And then they were both saying
Speaker 1: that when they decided to go and do stand up again,
Speaker 1: they go start from the bottom and they go to
Speaker 1: like these little small comedy shops and jump up in
Speaker 1: front of thirty people with all that like, and they're
Speaker 1: at that level and they're gonna they have to go backwards,
Speaker 1: that far back just to kind of get you know,
Speaker 1: you have to make to feel you can't take that
Speaker 1: stage for granted, man, you know, I mean, don't get
Speaker 1: it wrong. Now. I don't do open mic at all
Speaker 1: because only because I don't have the time. But I'm
Speaker 1: so confident in my material, in my material that if
Speaker 1: I want to try our new material, I might tweet it.
Speaker 1: I hate tweeting it. Because there's so many joke thieves
Speaker 1: out there, you know what I mean. So you gotta
Speaker 1: be careful with tweeting your joke because sometimes I want
Speaker 1: to see how the joke work. I'll tweet it, posting
Speaker 1: on I G. And if you know, if I get
Speaker 1: I got a L O L or whatever, I gets
Speaker 1: smiley face, I'll get this ship work. And then I
Speaker 1: added to my act. But I'm so confident, like I
Speaker 1: know what my audience want. I know what'll make them laugh.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking at that point where I could sneak
Speaker 1: in a couple of new jokes, you know, but I
Speaker 1: trust me if I had a time to go ahead
Speaker 1: and go do those those those thirty people orders, definitely, Man,
Speaker 1: that's how you perfect yourself. That's how you know, that's
Speaker 1: how you grow, that's how you never Why why does
Speaker 1: that make you better than than doing five thousand, ten
Speaker 1: thousand people because you can sunk up and nobody would know.
Speaker 1: So it's the intimacy. Yeah, it's intimacy. My favorite wouldn't
Speaker 1: to trust me. It's ten thousand is cool, But I
Speaker 1: prefer that intimate two hundred fifty people right there in
Speaker 1: my face, you know what I mean, That's why I
Speaker 1: prefer doing like those Improv and Funny Bone and the
Speaker 1: Heliums and um, you know, Caroline Carolines and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: those intimate ordering three hundred three fifty people right there
Speaker 1: in your face, you know, compared because when it's intimate,
Speaker 1: so much better. You know, that's how we bet. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, there's nothing like that that. There's nothing like
Speaker 1: that great ten thousand people when laughing. That's a whole
Speaker 1: different feeling it, Mike, I think you're overdue for a
Speaker 1: Netflix special with one billion people, but I want to,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to do something even more different.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to some people now I want to do
Speaker 1: because I've never done a special. I want my special
Speaker 1: to be some crazy ship. I want to do like
Speaker 1: a pay per view, like a boxing man, like a
Speaker 1: showtime paper and motherfucker's pay to see and then after
Speaker 1: after and then I could sell it later to Netflix
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I think that's what I'm leaning to it.
Speaker 1: So I actually just did a of you event. Um,
Speaker 1: I did a celebrity boxing match with Peter Guns. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We fought an Atlantic city. Well y'alls on the car
Speaker 1: for somebody else. Yeah we uh we headlined the card. Uh,
Speaker 1: it was the co headlines. It was me versus Peter
Speaker 1: and then Lamar hold him versus a card. So were
Speaker 1: the co headlines. And we just did the whole pay
Speaker 1: per view ship. What the funk? How was that? Who
Speaker 1: wanted to fight? First of all? Yeah? But google that?
Speaker 1: So what I mean, are you guys really hitting each other? Yeah? No.
Speaker 1: And the funny thing was that we spoke that Peter's
Speaker 1: like my big brother. I love Peter guns, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And we spoke prior to this ship,
Speaker 1: and we was like, yo, man, we're just gonna you know,
Speaker 1: play around, giving a show for the people. This was
Speaker 1: the conversation. He literally like came to my room earlier
Speaker 1: that day and we was chilling. We even had a
Speaker 1: shot together, you know what I'm saying, Like we just
Speaker 1: all right, cool. The fucking bell rings bumba. As soon
Speaker 1: as I'm like okay cool, I'm playing over like cash
Speaker 1: this Clay ship, Peter just comes because he had Roy
Speaker 1: Jones Jr. Training them, So he just came with some
Speaker 1: slide moving just and I said, Wow, that really hurt.
Speaker 1: What kind of friend is this? It hit me hard?
Speaker 1: And I said, so I grabbed him in the first round.
Speaker 1: I said, Peter, you want to fight, that's it because
Speaker 1: we have to fight that you're hit him me hard
Speaker 1: and he said, Yo, Cisco, let's just fight, bro damn ship.
Speaker 1: So now we're fighting, you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: for real, you know. But it was a dope spirit.
Speaker 1: How much did you make? Did you know? Nothing? It
Speaker 1: was the fucking So here's the deal with paper got
Speaker 1: you gotta push you in the faith for free? I
Speaker 1: got well, I mean no, I mean I didn't work
Speaker 1: for free. But it wasn't It wasn't great money. Let's
Speaker 1: just say that wasn't great money. And let's just say this,
Speaker 1: the pay per view game is really fucking funny. Like
Speaker 1: you really gotta be on top of that ship because
Speaker 1: what it is is it's recoupable against all the expenses
Speaker 1: that put into those those boxing mess those events. So
Speaker 1: they gotta get all that ship back first the promotion company,
Speaker 1: and then you'll get the percentage off of whatever the
Speaker 1: profits are, you know. So so you gotta hype them up,
Speaker 1: do all that, all that you do all that ship.
Speaker 1: You know. Um, I enjoyed it for the experience, you know,
Speaker 1: matter It was a good a good time. We you know,
Speaker 1: we had some fun with it. But what I do
Speaker 1: that should again, I think what he's talking about is dope.
Speaker 1: Though that could be the way with the future for them,
Speaker 1: you know, like because they have these built in audiences already,
Speaker 1: they do paper v does have this building audience and
Speaker 1: and like for you, like, I don't know why you
Speaker 1: would do that when you could probably just cut an
Speaker 1: upfront deal with a Netflix up with it, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna have my agents. Look, so it's
Speaker 1: the number best friends. They're not gonna They're not gonna
Speaker 1: give me more than to give this are not I take,
Speaker 1: I take something reason I know what I want, Like
Speaker 1: what Mike Chain not. No, I'm not saying fifty million
Speaker 1: minimum Netflix, you're listening. They're not gonna give me fifty million,
Speaker 1: Like you're the funniest guy right now. I would quit
Speaker 1: after I'd like, thank you, God, bless you, good night.
Speaker 1: I quit And a mere riders. You don't have a
Speaker 1: whole breaking We just gonna start giving making birth to
Speaker 1: like a bunch of tiger woods, just vacationing, just sucking everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's a fisher when I suck at my Patreon pages
Speaker 1: now live my weekly Titty Tuesday and Thursdays a movie
Speaker 1: exclusively the Patreon, where they could no longer be sensor
Speaker 1: about the social media companies. I would also be sharing
Speaker 1: Dully updates plus show announcements here first see you on Patreon.
Speaker 1: Your mother suckers, Mike, the whole world is waiting for
Speaker 1: your Netflix. When we're talking about this yesterday, you give
Speaker 1: said some interests too, like when you first of all,
Speaker 1: I was surprised that she was even doing reality didn't
Speaker 1: know you was doing reality television at all. I was
Speaker 1: sucking shocked. I was like what, And you know Michael
Speaker 1: Black's head. You gotta get out, you know, he needs
Speaker 1: to he needs the room. I'm like, what, I didn't
Speaker 1: even know that he was shooting the ship. I knew
Speaker 1: Clothea Jordan, everybody else was doing it. I know he
Speaker 1: was doing it. What made you decide to do reality
Speaker 1: television for you? You know what? It has a whole
Speaker 1: different audience. Yeah, it has a whole audience. And I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: there was At the end of the day, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to get more audience for my stage for I
Speaker 1: want to sell out more, you know, and um, those
Speaker 1: reality shows happen to have an audience, a great audience,
Speaker 1: and not only that, believe it or not, young audience, unscripted,
Speaker 1: I don't have to read. Remember, no sucking lines. And
Speaker 1: they paid more money, They paid a lot more money
Speaker 1: than movies and order that ship. So and like I said,
Speaker 1: I wanted, I want every audience possible. So when I
Speaker 1: go and I do my special, the whole world is
Speaker 1: watching it. For the audiences, for the money and more
Speaker 1: people watching their sucking ship and everybody fucking love all
Speaker 1: your post on social media's millions of you fend told
Speaker 1: me Mike open TikTok he ust I opened him one
Speaker 1: got like over three million views. Like, he's got two
Speaker 1: point one million followers on social media on TikTok I
Speaker 1: have boy, you have like over four hundred million views
Speaker 1: on TikTok. It's a true story. There's thirteen million on
Speaker 1: one video with that group. Alright, So this season, um
Speaker 1: looking look out for him on Yeah and Property Union
Speaker 1: and of you guys, So are you gonna do love
Speaker 1: of hip hop? A You're gonna be like New York
Speaker 1: the latter go me, Miami, Like that's a great question.
Speaker 1: I'm literally figuring that out. Right now because it's all
Speaker 1: it's all geography for me, like where you know, where
Speaker 1: do I want to stay long enough to do that ship? There?
Speaker 1: The beauty of what we just shot. It was great
Speaker 1: because it was it was a couple of weeks, you know,
Speaker 1: but when you do love hip hop seasons, people realized
Speaker 1: nine months and it's full access to you, like you can't.
Speaker 1: Everything has to come. They gotta come first, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So Dad, you got shoot for nine months?
Speaker 1: It is it shot at your house that they like?
Speaker 1: You guys use a real places? Uh? You always have.
Speaker 1: I've always used my real places. And then but then
Speaker 1: you know locations and ship and green screens you know,
Speaker 1: and yeah, they just hit me today too. I do
Speaker 1: green screen for Family Union, so I gotta probably fly
Speaker 1: just for that Atlanta for that? What is that? Um?
Speaker 1: The good thing about the franchises, there's there's green screen
Speaker 1: stations in every city, every major city, so Atlanta in
Speaker 1: Miami because when I did the last green screen, we
Speaker 1: did it in Miami for last year a couple of
Speaker 1: retreat So yeah, yeah, I want to flew the Miami
Speaker 1: for that. So hold on, would you do actual like
Speaker 1: I do? Like my family show. Would you do, Hollywood? No,
Speaker 1: I would do. Rodder came up with a great idea.
Speaker 1: I don't wanna. Um, I'm gonna put it out there.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure should I put out there? Say it?
Speaker 1: Do I call Love and Comedy? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: We're comedians and there you know their loved ones stuff
Speaker 1: like that. So that would be a great idea, Like
Speaker 1: I grab a couple of comedians and there and be
Speaker 1: like Love and Comedy go through their family life and
Speaker 1: you know kind of what you guys did. There'll be comedians.
Speaker 1: It would be on the fronty side. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call on right now for that. Yeah, hit idea,
Speaker 1: go with that one. I have a question, sir. Do
Speaker 1: you get a bonus if you punch somebody in this show? No?
Speaker 1: You get you you get you get deducted. Huh what
Speaker 1: the so budd Girls Club? They're all broke? Listen, man,
Speaker 1: you get deducted. I got deducted so many times for you.
Speaker 1: But look, and I probably didn't say it, but I
Speaker 1: don't give an Here's the crazy part. I'll always get
Speaker 1: like a Christmas bonus that will equate to the deductions
Speaker 1: that I got fout the year, so Cisco, you know,
Speaker 1: we give me a little bonus and it will it
Speaker 1: will absolutely add them to the every dollar they took
Speaker 1: from me. That's what they're doing. They probably giving. So
Speaker 1: it's kind of like, hey, don't do that, but hey, thanks,
Speaker 1: thanks for doing this great TV man. You know what,
Speaker 1: you should train it again with no punching this time
Speaker 1: and see what the Christmas boner looked like. No, but
Speaker 1: I think I think it's all fun. Man. We all
Speaker 1: you need some punching, we all, we all do it.
Speaker 1: It's fun. And I don't I never take this ship
Speaker 1: like serious, you know what I mean. I enjoy it.
Speaker 1: It's just it's work, you know what I mean to
Speaker 1: be honest. Right, So you're a single that I mean
Speaker 1: you see anybody, particularly, you want to see anybody like
Speaker 1: what is your player? You want to stay single? Like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to stay single, you know, because you
Speaker 1: used to be married wife. I love married life. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's the ship. Yeah, it's it's just especially
Speaker 1: for you know, we're entertainers, so we already were autistic people,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We need somebody there to
Speaker 1: like hold us down and just be there. And be
Speaker 1: there like that support, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: I don't I don't necessarily like being single, but kind
Speaker 1: of when we're looking for like you like, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: listening right now, Sir Skinny would like a crackhead like
Speaker 1: a healthy thing. No, No, I like, I like my
Speaker 1: been really really healthy and thick and voluptuous. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like that's even like I like it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I like a little belly. I want to be able
Speaker 1: to put a pencil inside your belly and the ship
Speaker 1: just don't move, get stuck like a roll, like it
Speaker 1: gets stuck like a like a little belly roll. Do
Speaker 1: you eat as I'm Puerto Rican? I eat? Asked twy.
Speaker 1: I fucking I sucked, toad. Don't bring your feet around me.
Speaker 1: If your feet a beautiful, you don't want them around me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel look like mins is a rap. What if
Speaker 1: she's voluptuous with that kind of feet. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I gotta pass. And I've had that happen, my promise.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's happened to me before I've met some
Speaker 1: beautiful woman. Yeah. Yeah, And but I'm always gonna look first,
Speaker 1: and I'll ask a girl, can I Hey, can I
Speaker 1: see your feet? You know, just like so I don't
Speaker 1: have to waste time going to dinner doing all that
Speaker 1: ship because I'm not gonna want to go further than that.
Speaker 1: So if I meet you in the club or whatever
Speaker 1: and I think you're interested, I'm like, hey, can I
Speaker 1: see your feet? And when they show it to me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, what kind of fat that you're looking for?
Speaker 1: Because there's a lot of bluptious girls listening to the
Speaker 1: podcast Tomails. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. So, no,
Speaker 1: I can't do the bumps and the bungeans and stuff
Speaker 1: like that where heels all the time. It's like we
Speaker 1: have a foot on the top of a foot. I've
Speaker 1: never seen one before. And the second toe can't be
Speaker 1: super longer than the big toe. That second, though, is
Speaker 1: Mike tripping. I can't do the second long toe. That's
Speaker 1: like the one thing and the next one longer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like the big toe should be the biggest and it
Speaker 1: should go down like like that like a landslide, like
Speaker 1: land slight. It should be in perfect symmetry, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And that's you know, if so if
Speaker 1: it's if the feet ain't right, then I can't. I
Speaker 1: just lose it. Okay, single ladies heard him, nice feet,
Speaker 1: fat ass, you would eat your ass, you suck your toes.
Speaker 1: He would eat the coochie we eat to cut your head.
Speaker 1: If I'm married to her, yes, man, what's wrong with that, Mike?
Speaker 1: If we're married, sure, he's about eating to pussy on
Speaker 1: a period. It's gotta like catch up on his No,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. But I'm not gonna stick. We can
Speaker 1: say this. I'm not gonna stick the show. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: not telling you're putting in your whole hand. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not taking my tongue in the hole, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: just yeah, yeah, that's a very smart still gonna taste
Speaker 1: a little blood there, Gonna feel like you bait your
Speaker 1: tongue or something now, but you wipe it down a
Speaker 1: little bit. If you know that's the case, Mike, You
Speaker 1: you don't run the red light and rid all you
Speaker 1: all the time. She'd be trying to make me run
Speaker 1: that red light. That we've broken up before, that is
Speaker 1: he tell capa right now. Okay, I'll even you look guilty, Michael,
Speaker 1: like I mean, there's times where she's forced me. You know,
Speaker 1: it's almost like I've been molested. Molestation, but to run
Speaker 1: the red light. Yeah, it's actually forced me to doing it.
Speaker 1: So what do you do during that? Because a women's
Speaker 1: cycle colass a week, you know, ten weeks. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a long story. That's what I guess why I get
Speaker 1: my side chick? Okay, I get one a month, all right,
Speaker 1: Michael Block, we want to thank everybody for joining us.
Speaker 1: My man, love and hate Pope Rio. You're coming up
Speaker 1: very soon looking up for vach one ladies. He's single,
Speaker 1: nice toes, fat ass, even nails. She could be hard
Speaker 1: work on, a lazytist and a job. I don't want
Speaker 1: no broke, no broke, bitch you. That's no, it's not
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend. A lot of girls don't have jobs,
Speaker 1: Michael Block. Just California girls right now. How do you
Speaker 1: guys know each other? This is like such an interesting
Speaker 1: dynamic at a Chinese buffet or you can't eat? Yeah, like, hey,
Speaker 1: you like this. We actually met in this It was
Speaker 1: like a sneak a party met in this um, like
Speaker 1: my buildings are throw parties for the residents and him
Speaker 1: and when his buddies had out unit on if fourteen
Speaker 1: floor and roommates. Okay, now they just he made his
Speaker 1: buddy just had a unit. Head just where there's a
Speaker 1: party and bring the bitches, and I hope your lady
Speaker 1: and we're listening. That was the time I was nothinking anything. Well, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's not listening to this. Good. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you're not listening. But then it used to just
Speaker 1: like you know, have parties in their unit, and then
Speaker 1: um they had a party for everybody that lived here.
Speaker 1: So I met him at one of the parties. They
Speaker 1: had a party one of those um penthouse units because
Speaker 1: it was empty. Like I told you, when I moved there,
Speaker 1: I was the only one on this whole floor for
Speaker 1: a whole year. The rest were empty because it costs
Speaker 1: too much of motherfucking money. So but it is what
Speaker 1: it is. You heard my nigue guys Love and Hip
Speaker 1: Hop Reunion. Look it up. The lady singled going down
Speaker 1: the ladies only, how can they reach you? What's your IG?
Speaker 1: Just type Cisco and I you got the Cisco before
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I'm the most population. You know, c I
Speaker 1: s c I s ce O. If you type of
Speaker 1: Cisco on the score roz Otto, but you can just
Speaker 1: type Cisco and pop right up and then I'm all right, well,
Speaker 1: hey man, it was up boy. Thanks for joining us
Speaker 1: and out of luck. Thank you for loving hip hop
Speaker 1: and I hope you fucking punch Um Peter guns back
Speaker 1: and it's sucking. So appreciate you. We out, mother, Thank you,