Speaker 1: You know what they say, Prime pays. Tonight's Grand Jury
Speaker 1: Prize could turn one of these random assholes into a
Speaker 1: slightly wealthier random asshole. Time the lawyer up and not
Speaker 1: say another word on plea deal or no plea Deal?
Speaker 1: Stay tuned, Welcome to plea deal or no plea Deal.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Don Saldivar, and I'm excited for you
Speaker 1: to see my brand new game show. And no, the
Speaker 1: rumors aren't true. I didn't get fired from my last
Speaker 1: game show because I treated my employees like garbage. It
Speaker 1: was a sexual harassment case, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: get into it tonight. Real people get the chance to
Speaker 1: experience the rile of the century. If they win, they
Speaker 1: walk away with one hundred dollars. First, let's beat our contestant. Welcome, Star,
Speaker 1: that's thank you, thanks for being here. Have you ever
Speaker 1: committed a crime? I do not want to say too
Speaker 1: much out front. Um legally, I am a little nervous
Speaker 1: about where that might put me to win that hundred?
Speaker 1: What are you so concerned about hiding? Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard the term skeletons in the closet? Always every day? Anyway? Star,
Speaker 1: thank you for being here tonight. You're gonna be on
Speaker 1: the opposite side of the law. It's time to play
Speaker 1: plea deal or no clea deal. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: into it. Oh, you have committed a crime. Let's spin
Speaker 1: the wheel to see what crime that is? All right? Oh,
Speaker 1: satanic cult daycare. Well that's a tough one. All right.
Speaker 1: You thought you got away with your crime, but the
Speaker 1: prosecution has presented these six mysterious pieces of evidence. You're
Speaker 1: not sure what these six exhibits mean, but your private
Speaker 1: investigator found out that three exhibits will actually exonerate you,
Speaker 1: but the other three exhibits will prove your guilty. Each
Speaker 1: round you'll get the chance to remove one exhibit, and hopefully,
Speaker 1: if you remove the right ones, you'll make the prosecutor
Speaker 1: look like Marcia Clark. All right, and after four rounds,
Speaker 1: if you're found not guilty, you win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: But if you're found guilty of the crime you committed,
Speaker 1: you walk away with nothing and you will go to prison.
Speaker 1: Along the way, I'll be receiving calls from our lawyer
Speaker 1: in the booth, Mr Alan Dershowitz. At the end of
Speaker 1: each round, he'll offer you a plea deal. Then you'll
Speaker 1: have to decide take the plea deal or no plea deal.
Speaker 1: How does that sound to you? Sounds great? I'm ready
Speaker 1: to go. All right. Then let's get into it. All right.
Speaker 1: The prosecution has six exhibits. Three will exonerate you and
Speaker 1: three will prove you are guilty. The exhibits are a cholo,
Speaker 1: you're signed confession, a gun, your laptop, one pube or
Speaker 1: a brand new car. All right, you got six exhibits
Speaker 1: right in front of us, star, How are you feeling
Speaker 1: one jump out to You want to get it right
Speaker 1: out of the way. You're worried about it? Yes, one did,
Speaker 1: But I don't know if I I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want to like tell you what it is right now,
Speaker 1: or if I hold onto that information talking through. I
Speaker 1: have no sway in the game whatsoever. It's all up
Speaker 1: to you. Now. We got a cello? Okay, that one
Speaker 1: actually really popped out at me, though I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is. What does that mean? Clo?
Speaker 1: A cello? They typically leaned side to side. Um, it's
Speaker 1: uh typically a Latino person who is uh maybe a tougher,
Speaker 1: a tougher sort of gentleman. All right, thank you, for explaining, man,
Speaker 1: I'm being I was being sincere. Uh yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: do I choose out of all of those or it
Speaker 1: can remove one. I can remove a cello, your signed confession,
Speaker 1: a gun, your laptop, one pube or a brand new car.
Speaker 1: So three of these will hurt you, but three of
Speaker 1: these will help you. You want to remove the ones
Speaker 1: that will hurt you and those feeling like you've got
Speaker 1: to get that out of here. Okay, all right, I
Speaker 1: want to. I want to I'm gonna get rid of
Speaker 1: the I'm gonna get rid of the laptop. I want
Speaker 1: to get rid of the laptop. I'm gonna get rid
Speaker 1: of the laptop. Get rid of the laptop. Alright, let's
Speaker 1: see what that piece of evidences. They seized your hard
Speaker 1: drive and although they couldn't find anything directly related to
Speaker 1: this case, they did find some horrible, unspeakable things. This
Speaker 1: doesn't look good for you. Incriminating, all right, So you
Speaker 1: removed an incriminating pieces of evidence. Wow, that is exciting stuff. Wow.
Speaker 1: How do you feel that, star? I feel really good
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah? Good, you knew what was on your laptop?
Speaker 1: What give us a little taste what was on that laptop? Star, Um,
Speaker 1: can I be honest? I have a lot of Oh
Speaker 1: you can hear that. That's the prosecution calling now hello
Speaker 1: Mr Dershowitz. No, no, no, I love you. Uh huh
Speaker 1: uh huh okay, that's star. Mr Dershowitz is offering you
Speaker 1: a plea deal of thirty dollars. Thirty dollars. Take this
Speaker 1: plea deal or no plea deal. You decide. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say no plea deal. I want to. I want to,
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to roll the dice a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, alright, no plea deal. Al Right, exciting stuff,
Speaker 1: you know. I start I'm wondering, do you know anybody
Speaker 1: who's a lawyer? Yes? So actually I'm gonna answer that enthusiastically.
Speaker 1: I just moved in with two lawyers and before before this,
Speaker 1: I asked them, I said, you got to explain to
Speaker 1: me what plead deal is, like, tell me give me
Speaker 1: some advice. What did they say? So? Are they good
Speaker 1: and or cheap? You know? I I would highly recommend
Speaker 1: both of them. It's really good to know. I'll probably
Speaker 1: ask you for their cards later, best Star. What what
Speaker 1: is a plea deal? What? Okay? So yeah, let me
Speaker 1: let me see if I can so a plea deal.
Speaker 1: Let's see the advice that that she, my roommate, gave me.
Speaker 1: She said, the more that you have committed the crime,
Speaker 1: the less you want to admit that you did it.
Speaker 1: So of course you know, right, So she said, this
Speaker 1: is not legal advice, but it's just you know, that
Speaker 1: could get her in trouble. But she said, you know,
Speaker 1: feel free to use that. So and what's her full name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna take that as a pleading the fifth.
Speaker 1: But you didn't take the plea deal. Oh right. That
Speaker 1: means we're going into round number two. Exciting stuff, exciting
Speaker 1: stuff that star all right. So you removed the laptop,
Speaker 1: all right, So now we're back to it. You've got
Speaker 1: five exhibits in front of you. You're going to remove one.
Speaker 1: You still have a cholo, your signed confession, a gun,
Speaker 1: one pube or a brand new car. Light up every
Speaker 1: time you say that three of these will help your case,
Speaker 1: two of these will hurt it. What are you thinking?
Speaker 1: All right? Um, I'm thinking I'm leaning towards signed confession
Speaker 1: because I was not in a good place when I
Speaker 1: wrote that, or and was I felt a little pressured
Speaker 1: into it. I'm not gonna lie, and I honestly I
Speaker 1: didn't feel good about my signature. It wasn't my best
Speaker 1: John Handcuff. A good reason is anything. So I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the signed confession. You're going with
Speaker 1: the signed confession. You're going to remove your sign confession. Alright,
Speaker 1: Let's see what that piece of evidence was. That was
Speaker 1: a wild Saturday night. You went to a bar and
Speaker 1: drank so much. You signed a full confession to an
Speaker 1: undercover agent. But here's the thing. You signed the confession
Speaker 1: on opposite day. The evidence is inadmissible. Oh, that was
Speaker 1: an inadmissible piece of evidence. Star, That is unfortunate. That
Speaker 1: would have totally helped your case, totally helped your case
Speaker 1: to to to get How do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: I'm so mad? Little did you know that signed confession
Speaker 1: would be inadmissible? Wow? Star, you know what that sound means.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta take this. Mr Derschwitz. I know
Speaker 1: I know I was thinking about you too. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, I'll tell Star. All right, Mr
Speaker 1: Dershwitz is offering you a plea deal of forty dollars
Speaker 1: forty forty as a plea deal, plea deal or no
Speaker 1: plea deal? A Star, I want to note, So I
Speaker 1: get this forty dollars, I can. I'm getting the forty,
Speaker 1: but then I might I have to go to trial.
Speaker 1: You get the forty, you walk away, but you won't
Speaker 1: be able to get the full hundred. That's what you
Speaker 1: won't be able to Okay, So I won't be hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: That's what you want, and I might, you know, have
Speaker 1: to do. Okay, all right, I understand, I understand. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say no, no plea deal,
Speaker 1: all right, no plea deal. Okay, Wow, exciting stuff. Star,
Speaker 1: You're really rolling the dice. We've got another round ahead
Speaker 1: of you. You've got four options left still at fifty fifty.
Speaker 1: Half of them will help you, half of them will
Speaker 1: hurt you. Are you ready to hear them one more time?
Speaker 1: Here we go? So you know, I just remember off
Speaker 1: the top of your head. All right, No, I got it.
Speaker 1: I got here again. Your four exhibits left you to
Speaker 1: remove one. We've got a cholo, a gun, one pube
Speaker 1: or a brand new car. What would you like to remove? Star? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go with my gut feeling, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with the pube. Do you want to remove
Speaker 1: a pube? You want remove one pube? I would like
Speaker 1: to remove just one, don't we All all right, Star,
Speaker 1: let's see what that piece of evidence was. All right,
Speaker 1: this pube was found at the scene of the crime.
Speaker 1: But it's not a match. Let's just say your carpet
Speaker 1: doesn't match your drinks? Inadmissible? Oh that one was inadmissible. Star, Oh,
Speaker 1: that would have helped you. You would have made you
Speaker 1: would have made them look like complete fools if they
Speaker 1: try to try to connect that pube to you. That
Speaker 1: is unfortunate. How do you feel? I feel great. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I feel really good. I'm just going
Speaker 1: with my gut at this point, and I just I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to follow my heart and that that feels great. Well, Star,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. We are down to the final
Speaker 1: three exhibits. You can throw out two at the same time,
Speaker 1: but before we reveal which they are, you'll get one
Speaker 1: last call from Alan Dershowitz. So which two would you
Speaker 1: like to throw out? Star? Okay, you got a cholos,
Speaker 1: a gun, or a brand new car. You're gonna throw
Speaker 1: two more of these out, and the whole case will
Speaker 1: ride at the one remaining exhibit. All right, So, um,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get rid of the chill and I'm
Speaker 1: also gonna get rid of god. You know, I just
Speaker 1: really feel pulled to like the gun at this in
Speaker 1: a good way or a bad way. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I've been pulled in all kind of way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I just I have a lot of you know, uh,
Speaker 1: sort of sentimental memories um around the word gun. Just
Speaker 1: the word, just the word. I've seen in books things
Speaker 1: like that growing up, you know, learning and things like
Speaker 1: that in books on this show, as star, what are
Speaker 1: you going with? Do you want to remove or keep
Speaker 1: the gun? I'm going I'm removing those two. You're moving
Speaker 1: a clo and you're removing a gun. Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: gonna be left with a brand new car. So before
Speaker 1: we reveal which we're incriminating and which we're inadmissible, I'm
Speaker 1: going to take one final call from Alan Dershwitz. All right, hello,
Speaker 1: Mr Dershwitz. I don't know what are you wearing. Oh well, sorry,
Speaker 1: we don't have time for this, okay, okay, huh Right,
Speaker 1: we're down to the final Okay, okay, Mr Alan Dershwitz
Speaker 1: is offering you two of these are incriminating and one
Speaker 1: is inadmissible. I believe. Yeah, yes, two are recruitating and
Speaker 1: one is inadmissible. You want the inadmissible one. If if
Speaker 1: one of the two that you threw away is inadmissible,
Speaker 1: you walk away with your dollars and you will go
Speaker 1: to prison. So where you're at right now, Mr Alan
Speaker 1: Dershwitz is offering you a plea deal of thirty three dollars.
Speaker 1: Thirty three dollars. No, no, I don't. Honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: trust him. How dare you? He's Mr Alan Dershwitz. What's
Speaker 1: not to trust about Alan Dershowitz. All right, but you're
Speaker 1: gonna go no clean deal. I'm going to know. I'm
Speaker 1: going to know cle deal. I want to. I wanted
Speaker 1: to see how this way is. All right, let's see
Speaker 1: what we got. We'll start with a cholo. That's not
Speaker 1: just any cholo. That's Sherlock Holmes. He's a legendary detective
Speaker 1: from the Bodio and he solved the mystery. His testimony
Speaker 1: would have definitely hurt your case for sure. That was incriminating. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got one down, Star. You chose a brand
Speaker 1: new car and you chose to remove a gun. It
Speaker 1: all rides on this. I'll tell you a brand new
Speaker 1: car first. This car this was let me take that
Speaker 1: one again. I'm gonna tell you a gun first. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's my gun. I don't know how it ended up
Speaker 1: in there. That was inadmissible, which means, as Star, the
Speaker 1: one you were left with was the car scene fleeing
Speaker 1: the murder scene. Your DNA is all over it, and
Speaker 1: it's a tesla. Incriminating Star. Oh, you're walking away with
Speaker 1: zero dollars and you're going to prison. That is unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Luckily we have these the bailiffs right over here. They're
Speaker 1: coming in. Yeah, yeah, just go ahead watch watch a risla.
Speaker 1: But yeah, alright, Esther, how do you feel about the
Speaker 1: way everything went down? I'm glad that it was a tesla.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like what I just I just feel
Speaker 1: good about that, um because even though everything's out there
Speaker 1: and I, you know, committed the crime whatever, like, at
Speaker 1: least in some way was connected with something that was
Speaker 1: good for the environment, of course, and it was good
Speaker 1: for Mr Elon Musk and that's important. I'm saving up
Speaker 1: my doge coin to buy a Tesla. But Star, oh
Speaker 1: this is unfortunate. Uh sorry, you're walking away with nothing.
Speaker 1: But how about a hand for Star? Everybody? Oh wow,
Speaker 1: incredible stuff. Goodbye as Star and enjoy enjoy prison? All right,
Speaker 1: who's gonna please deal it next? Find out after this
Speaker 1: commercial break. Welcome back to Plea Deal or No Plea Deal.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in, I'm Don Saldivar and this
Speaker 1: show isn't based on any of my real life court cases.
Speaker 1: Let's meet our contestant. Welcome Daisy, Daisy being here, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. I gotta ask, have you ever committed
Speaker 1: a crime? Well, I'm a repeat offender of getting sixteen
Speaker 1: dollars worth of chickpea salad at the Whole Foods Hot
Speaker 1: bar and bringing it up bananas. Well, I love crime too,
Speaker 1: all right, Daisy. Now it's time to play plea Deal
Speaker 1: or No Plea Deal? Here we go. Oh, you have
Speaker 1: committed a crime. Let's spin the crime wheel. Killed someone?
Speaker 1: Not too bad? Not too bad? All right. You thought
Speaker 1: you completely got away with your crime, but the prosecution
Speaker 1: has presented these six mysterious pieces of evidence. You don't
Speaker 1: know how these six exhibits will affect your case, but
Speaker 1: you've got word from your private investigator that three exhibits
Speaker 1: will actually exonerate you, but the other three exhibits will
Speaker 1: prove your guilty. Each round you'll have the chance to
Speaker 1: remove one exhibit, and if you remove the right ones,
Speaker 1: you'll hopefully make the prosecutor look like Christopher Garden. After
Speaker 1: four rounds, if you're found not guilty, you win one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. But if you're found guilty of the crime
Speaker 1: you definitely committed, you walk away with nothing and you
Speaker 1: will go to prison. As always, after each round, I'll
Speaker 1: be receiving a call from our lawyer in the booth,
Speaker 1: the incredibly talented Mr Alan Dershowitz. At the end of
Speaker 1: each round, Mr Dershowitz will offer you a plea deal
Speaker 1: and you'll have to decide plea deal or no plea deal.
Speaker 1: How does that sound to you, Daisy, Oh, I can't
Speaker 1: wait right all right? Then, let's just get right into it.
Speaker 1: Round number one. The prosecution has six exhibits. Three will
Speaker 1: exonerate you and three will prove you are guilty. The
Speaker 1: exhibits are a finger painting of you committing the crime,
Speaker 1: and ariss isoton or glove, nanny cam footage, a shoe print,
Speaker 1: your diary and rapper takashi six nine. All right, Daisy,
Speaker 1: you can remove one exhibit. Which will it be? Um?
Speaker 1: Let's the isoton or glove is standing out to me
Speaker 1: because those don't have a great track record. Name one
Speaker 1: way they don't have a great track record. Oh man I,
Speaker 1: um that's private. I'll tell you when you're older. Um.
Speaker 1: I just said my gun is saying that is a
Speaker 1: toner is not to be trusted. So you want to
Speaker 1: remove the heriss isotonor glove. Yes, all right, let's see
Speaker 1: what piece of epic that was similar to the glove O. J.
Speaker 1: Simpson famously tried on in court. This glove was found
Speaker 1: at the scene of the crime. You try it on
Speaker 1: and unfortunately it fits perfectly. If the glove goes on,
Speaker 1: you must imprison. That is incriminating. All right, good removal there.
Speaker 1: That was an excriminating piece of evidence, Daisy, Well done
Speaker 1: on that. Oh that's the prosecution now hello Mr Dershowitz, Please,
Speaker 1: the pleasure is all mine. Uh huh uh huh okay, okay, Daisy.
Speaker 1: Mr Dershowitz is offering you a plea deal of thirty
Speaker 1: dollars thirty dollars plea deal or no plea deal. No
Speaker 1: plea deal, Mr Dershowitz, why not? I am having a
Speaker 1: great time. Honestly, I kind of feel like I'm playing
Speaker 1: Oregon Trail a little bit, and I would like to
Speaker 1: keep going. Never heard of that the game were the concept?
Speaker 1: All right, but you're gonna go ahead and say no,
Speaker 1: please deal, Daisy, exciting stuff. We're going into a round
Speaker 1: number two. We've got five exhibits left, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: remove one. We've got a finger painting of you committing
Speaker 1: the crime, nanny cam footage, a shoe print, your diary
Speaker 1: or rapper Takashi six nine. All right, Daisy, you can
Speaker 1: remove one exhibit. What do you feel Let's do I
Speaker 1: feel like I should go with the most obvious thing.
Speaker 1: The finger painting of me committing the crime would probably
Speaker 1: the smart one to get rid of. Why do you
Speaker 1: feel like that? Well, it's I mean, who painted it?
Speaker 1: Like I Why do they have such a clear image
Speaker 1: of it happening? These are the Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a really big question and they're probably not great
Speaker 1: answers for me, So in my in my what's going
Speaker 1: to happen to me next? So I would really like
Speaker 1: to get rid of that. All right, you're going to
Speaker 1: remove a finger painting of you committing the crime. Let's
Speaker 1: see what that piece of evidence was. You had a
Speaker 1: little too much to drink at a wine and paint
Speaker 1: night and accidentally painted yourself committing the crime. The painting
Speaker 1: also includes details about the crime only the culprit would know.
Speaker 1: And also the finger paint was has perfectly preserved your
Speaker 1: fingerprints which were found at the scene of the crime.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that was incriminating as hell, Daisy, and excellent removal.
Speaker 1: Oh how do you feel about that? How do you feel?
Speaker 1: I'm feeling great. Um. I've done those wine painting classes
Speaker 1: before and they are dangerous. Um certainly have done at
Speaker 1: a wine and paint night I've painted. I was dragged
Speaker 1: to one in Evanston, Illinois, where I was to paint
Speaker 1: the Northwestern Rock. And I did not go to Northwestern,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what that is. It's like that
Speaker 1: made the rock Johnson, but from the Northwest. Yes, all right, Daisy,
Speaker 1: were I'm getting I'm getting. The phone's ringing right now.
Speaker 1: The phone is reading off the hook. I gotta take this.
Speaker 1: Mr Derschwitz Hey, no, no, you're good man. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: take take as much time as you need. What were
Speaker 1: you doing in the bathroom? Okay, okay, yeah, Daisy is
Speaker 1: waiting for a plea deal? Yeah yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Daisy. Yeah. After removing to incriminating pieces
Speaker 1: of evidence. Mr Dershwitz is offering you sixty five dollars.
Speaker 1: Sixty dollars plea deal or no plea deal? Man. That
Speaker 1: sounds pretty good. But I'm gonna say no plea deal.
Speaker 1: How come? I'm feeling confidence, Um, I'm feeling maybe a
Speaker 1: little arrogance that I can keep I can keep it
Speaker 1: going for a little bit longer. All right, that's no
Speaker 1: plea deal. All right, Daisy, this is exciting. We're going
Speaker 1: into round at number three. You have four pieces of
Speaker 1: evidence left. One of these is incriminating and the other three.
Speaker 1: If the other three remain, you will get off completely
Speaker 1: and walk away with one hundred dollars. How do you feel, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm have butterflies in my stomach. Gross. All right, Daisy,
Speaker 1: your four exhibits left, You're gonna remove one. Your four
Speaker 1: exhibits left are nanny cam footage, a shoe print, your diary,
Speaker 1: and Rapper Takashi six nine. Daisy, you're gonna remove one exhibit?
Speaker 1: What do you want to remove? I'm going to remove
Speaker 1: Rapper Takashi six nine. What What makes you want to
Speaker 1: remove Rapper Takashi six because I don't really want him
Speaker 1: involved in anything that has to do with me legally
Speaker 1: or the possibility of me going to jail or not
Speaker 1: going in prison or not going to prison. Um, he's
Speaker 1: not somebody I would want to be a part of that.
Speaker 1: Why well, he's not like the ice toneer Glove. He
Speaker 1: doesn't have a great track record either. Um have you
Speaker 1: heard Gummo? I was just it's my alarm in the morning,
Speaker 1: wakes me up. SAME's all right, Daisy, you want to
Speaker 1: remove Rapper Takashi six nine. Let's see what that piece
Speaker 1: of evidence was. Despite knowing nothing about the case, Musician
Speaker 1: Takashi six nine was testifying a against you that was incriminating.
Speaker 1: That means the last three pieces of evidence are all inadvisible. Daisy,
Speaker 1: you have won one hundred dollars. You are not guilty.
Speaker 1: Oh how my child, Oh my god, I can't I mean,
Speaker 1: I really can't believe I want that. I'm feeling fresh,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling great. Um wow, thank you so much. I
Speaker 1: just gotta learn to trust my divine female intuition. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: Thanks for playing Flea Deal or no Flea Deal. Thanks
Speaker 1: for having on everybody. Tune in next week or more.