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Speaker 1: is all you gotta do is your Bill is so competitive,

420
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Speaker 1: Like there's not a world where he was going to

421
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Speaker 1: lose that bet. No, I don't even know what the

422
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Speaker 1: bet was for, how much money it was, for what

423
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Speaker 1: it was for. No, it was just I don't I'm sure.

424
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm sure there was something on the line. He would

425
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: have had to donate money to somebody or some cause.

426
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 1: But but there was money on the line. I mean,

427
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 1: we did have scrubs factor where we did really nasty

428
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 1: things like eat hot sauce off of another person's foot. Yeah,

429
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 1: and maybe they tried to get him that way. I

430
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Speaker 1: don't know, I don't remember. And then Scott are A

431
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Speaker 1: d eight pigs feet, but he didn't have any problem

432
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Speaker 1: with it because he loves pigs feet. Yeah. You know,

433
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: if you grow up in the African American community, there's

434
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: one thing that is in or just actually in the hood.

435
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: There's one thing that's in every bodega or corner store,

436
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 1: and that's the jar of pickles and the jar of

437
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 1: pickled pigs feet. And well, listen to someone who didn't

438
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: have that life experience. Watching a man eat pigs feet

439
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 1: was pretty gross. But he was saber. He was licking

440
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 1: so fast, and everybody was like, oh my god, I

441
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: can't believe it. And he looked at me and gave

442
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: me a little wink like oh. All the white people

443
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god. And you guys looked at

444
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: each other and were like white people don't know nothing. Yeah,

445
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: you know, that's how it goes, all right, So back

446
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Speaker 1: to the show. So the janitor says to Ted, sorry,

447
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: this is Ted, and then Ted says, putting my smile

448
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Speaker 1: away and on with the day. And then so the

449
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Speaker 1: janitor says to JD. Look, if you can figure out

450
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Speaker 1: everybody's name by the I you said, I guess. J

451
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 1: D said he could figure out the name by the

452
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Speaker 1: end of a week. He said, if you could, or

453
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Speaker 1: by the end of the day. There must have been

454
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Speaker 1: a few days. A few days. I think it was

455
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Speaker 1: by the end of the day, but you could be right.

456
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: So if you could figure out everybody's name, I'll do

457
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,239
Speaker 1: my job. And if you can figure out and if

458
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: you can't do it, you have to do my job.

459
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: And he's like and JD's like, well, how is that

460
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Speaker 1: a win? He goes, I just didn't you hear what

461
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: I said? I'll do my job. And I'm like, oh oh.

462
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: And JD's like, how long has it been He's with

463
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: years and he's like, I like, do you still do

464
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: you still remember? He's like, it doesn't need to mind

465
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: say something like that. He's like, yeah, I can figure

466
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, very funny, we do watch the show people. Um,

467
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: Johnny c mcginley's story is that Jordan is going away

468
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: for a week and they're both trying to act like

469
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: they don't care, and he's like trying to act like

470
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: he doesn't need her, he's not going to miss her,

471
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: and he's so excited, and everyone, including especially Elliott, is

472
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: trying to prove that that's bullshit. He's gonna miss his wife.

473
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: He's obsessed and in love with his wife, and and

474
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: and it's okay to admit that. And he spends the

475
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: whole week that she's away. I think it's a week.

476
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: Um uh, well I was supposed to be overnight. Then

477
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: it turns into okay, well, how remember much time it

478
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: was learning, you know, really realizing that he's he's he

479
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: is lonesome, he is needy. He actually is so needy

480
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: that he ends up helping JD sitting with j That's

481
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: just how lonesome and needy he is. I think every

482
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: person can relate, especially when your spouse or your loved

483
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: one or your person leaves you alone. You put up

484
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: a front at first, but then when you're saying by

485
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: at the airport, you're crying like a little baby. I'm

486
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 1: telling you that right now, And that's the real deal.

487
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: Holy feel like every time I go away for a

488
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: long period of time for jobs, Like I went away

489
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: for a year once right before COVID happened, and I

490
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: remember being like, this is gonna be the worst thing ever.

491
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: But going up to it, I'm thinking, Oh, this is

492
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: gonna be great. I could play video games all day,

493
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: I go to bed when I want. This is gonna

494
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: be the best time in my life. I could drink,

495
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: I can freak and smoke weed, I can eat whatever

496
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: the fuck I want. I can just dude, you know

497
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: what I mean. And the day it was time to go,

498
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop crying, just looking at my kids and

499
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: looking at my wife and everything like that. And then

500
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: while I was gone, I must mean FaceTime has a bill.

501
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: My FaceTime bill was through the roof, because I know

502
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: I FaceTime my wife like just for anything. FaceTime, Hey,

503
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: what you're doing? Are you at the grocery store? What

504
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: you're getting? Just so I can see you know what

505
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: I mean? Like that, it just shows how how happily

506
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: and perfectly matched you are with your with your person. Well,

507
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: I mean, that's and that's what I think that's what

508
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: Jordan's trying to tell Cox. It's like, look, we're for

509
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: each other. They really are. Even though they have this bizarre,

510
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: contentious relationship, they're so perfectly matched for each other. Yeah,

511
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: that's and I mean, it's a beautiful thing when you

512
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: find that. Some of y'all don't got that out there.

513
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,959
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say, y'all know, some of y'all need

514
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: to hear this. If it ain't like that, then what

515
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: are you doing? Zach? I love you? Yeah, I agree,

516
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: I agree. Don't settle people. Donald's messages, don't settle Wait,

517
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a break. And then we came back grounds.

518
00:28:48,880 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonnavern again. All right, we'll be right back, and

519
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: we're bad. We are back. So the hospital does the wave. Yes,

520
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: that was very clever. They did a wave through the

521
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: entire hospital. U and JD, who's probably never seen a wave, says, look,

522
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: i gotta tell you, if this is what they do

523
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: at sporting events, I'm gonna start going well. Because he

524
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: was in the middle of the wave and then realize though,

525
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: this is so much fun. So he ran all the

526
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: way downstairs to the end of the wave so he

527
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: could do it one last time. Yes, but we skipped

528
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: something skipped the Todds saying, yeah, but you know what

529
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: going to that? Speaking of healthy bones, I've got one

530
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: in my pants. Well, Jordan interrupts him and he goes, oh,

531
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: excuse me for a second, I've got one in my pants.

532
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: You may carry off. Yeah. By the way, Rob has

533
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: another very funny moment that's coming up where we do

534
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: a risky business fantasy, which is right after that. Yes, yea,

535
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: so alone, this is a great meme. I posted it

536
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: a couple of times. Yeah, it's so fun alone for

537
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: the weekend. I wonder what he'll do. Dan Dan Dan

538
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: Dan Dan Dan. That was so fun to shoot. We

539
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: laughed so many times. We did it so many times.

540
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: There were so many different versions of it. I did

541
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: not invite the todd d D big underwear. Are you

542
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: guys wearing some big underwear? By the way, I realized

543
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: for the first time that he's wearing camouflage of camouflage

544
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: banana hamm God. When he lands too it always you

545
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: can't say it's stuffed because it bounces. If it was stuffed,

546
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: it would just be solid. Gets it gets it, gets

547
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: its own wave going. Yeah, it gets a little. Yeah,

548
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: it jiggles, it jiggles. It's definitely jiggle. Listen, good for Rob,

549
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: for you Rob, that was that's very funny. Oh so

550
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: Carla Turkey, No but no. But then there's there's one

551
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: more joke in it where where Jady goes, you know,

552
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: sometimes you just gotta say what the fudge? Yeah, and

553
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: Elliot goes, that's not how it that's not how it goes.

554
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: And he's like, I saw it on a plane. Oh

555
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,239
Speaker 1: that maybe. Laugh. For those of you that don't know,

556
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: a classic quote from the movie Risky Business starring over

557
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: young Tom Cruise is sometimes you just gotta and brought pincho. Yeah,

558
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: and the guy who played I wonder if that movie

559
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: holds up? Yeah, that movie. Come on, man, Tom Cruise

560
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: don't make movies that don't hold up. Man, Yeah he does.

561
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: Cocktail cocktail holds up. You watch it like that shit?

562
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: Right now? You still like that shit. You're saying, there's

563
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: no Tom Cruise movie that doesn't hold up. Commander Tom

564
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: Cruise makes hit movies that a lot of hit. Listen, man,

565
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,719
Speaker 1: well shit holds up? Come on, that shit holds up.

566
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: Coming now you're getting into my boy. Cameron Crowe you

567
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: can't dis I'm telling you right now. Tom Cruise doesn't

568
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: make movies that don't hold even the controversial ones, they

569
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,959
Speaker 1: all hold up. You can't sit here and say they

570
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: don't think about it. Except for Top Gun. All right, well,

571
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: I don't have the I am to be in front

572
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: of me. I'm sure I can. Except for Top Gun.

573
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: Top Guns one of those movies that you gotta be

574
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: into that type of shit. Top Gun two, however, is

575
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: gonna go on forever and ever and ever. Yeah, he's

576
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: I got a formula. Hold up, I got a formula

577
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: for everybody, and it works every time. The Death Star

578
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: trench run. Just do that for every movie. I guarantee you.

579
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: I'm the one that told you the Top Gun. I

580
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: knew that ship before you. I said that shit. When

581
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: I saw the fucking trailer, I said, oh it's fucking

582
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: Star Wars. Are we spoken about this too well on

583
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: the podcast we did? Yeah? All right, sorry, audience, but

584
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: if you didn't have him to hear that episode, the

585
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: plot of Top Gun Maverick is the exact plot of

586
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: Star Wars. We gotta do this trench on and blow

587
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: up a little small target four six. I thought that's

588
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: just it's not just Star Wars or they all do that.

589
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: They do it in episode six they blow up the

590
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: Star but this time they got to go inside the motherfucker. No,

591
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: I mean the toun and the clock gun is we

592
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: have to train. We've got the plans. We have to

593
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: train to do something impossible. That is, dive into a

594
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: tiny trench, hit a tiny target, and then escape without

595
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: being shot down. That's the entire plot of the movie.

596
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: It's the exact plot of Star Wars. Well it's the

597
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: last it's the last thirty minutes of Okay, but you

598
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: know what, I'm sure we're not the first people. We've

599
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: got Well all your message boards have people discussed this.

600
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: We're not the first people to point this out right. Okay, Okay, good.

601
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is, um, take it very very well.

602
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: We were advising you young screenwriters, is take a very

603
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: very famous movie and then just changed like ten elements.

604
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: So you gotta do it'll make billions every time suppets

605
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: and it takes place on a planet, and there's sweet

606
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: do you want to hear that one? I could do

607
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: that one. There's this movie with Kevin Costner where he

608
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: goes and hangs out with Native Americans and they call

609
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: him Dances with Wolves. Yeah. Then they made this new

610
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: movie where Sigourney Weaver and a bunch of other kids

611
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: go and travel to this planet called Pandora with this

612
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: young man hangs out with the natives of that planet.

613
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: They call that movie Avatar. Yeah. I'm just saying, both

614
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: movies huge hits. Both movies. Yeah, the bigger did did?

615
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: Has Has Cameron changed the font of Avatar or he

616
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: got a lot of shit for using um, what's it

617
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: called Papyrus? Has there been any change? Has he updated

618
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 1: off of Papyrus? Are you sure? Are you looking as

619
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: he's sticking with the virus. I'm ninety ten percent sure,

620
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: but I'll double check if Avatar Way of Water isn't

621
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: any different. But I don't think it is. I'm really impressed.

622
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: But he's holding on the papyrus. Yeah, what do you know?

623
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that there's gonna be something expensive

624
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: or popular with the water. Oh. I think he'll make

625
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: it a zillion dollars. Yeah, because there's gonna be something

626
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: in the water. He doesn't have bombs that all these

627
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: motherfuckers is gonna come and one to get has Jamie

628
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Speaker 1: Cameron had a bomb. No, he doesn't know how to fail.

629
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 1: That guy. He makes hit movies, Dude, he makes fucking

630
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: hit movie. He makes he turns, he turns, he turns.

631
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: He turns mediocre movies into hitting movie Like Alien. Alien

632
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: was a good movie. That shit was scary as fun

633
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: to say? What do I say about Alien? Hold on?

634
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: Alien was a dope movie? But what is better Alien

635
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: or Aliens? Alien? You think the first movie is better

636
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 1: than the second movie? Can one of you google if

637
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: I'm right that James Cameron was a truck driver, Like,

638
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: if you want the ultimate so boring, the ultimate inspirational art,

639
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 1: stop for a second. I'm trying to make a point.

640
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: If you want an inspirational tail, this gentleman started as

641
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: a truck driver, correct, and now he is a zillionaire,

642
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: a successful filmmaker who cannot fucking make a movie that

643
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: doesn't print money. So there's your there's your there's your

644
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: white board success story of the day. I'm just saying

645
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: I think Aliens is better than Alien. All of y'all

646
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 1: who agree with Joel, you're on crack two and so

647
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: I think it's safe to say that people can alien

648
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: feelings about movies. Knight Donald. That's what I'm talking about.

649
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: All right, Let's get back to the show Scrubs, the

650
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: TV show that was filmed in the aughts. That's what

651
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: you call it, right, the Aughts? Did you know it's

652
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: called the Aughts style. I just call it the thousands

653
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: the two. I think he need to switch. I think

654
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: he need to call it the Aughts. I think that

655
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: sounds a little bougie. I don't think saying Aughts is bougie. Okay, okay,

656
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: let's get into Shirley. Guys, we told you know the story. Well,

657
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: we've spoken about it. For Bill, Lawrence felt bad that

658
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: he killed off Laverne, and uh, and he has he

659
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: had so much empathy because she was making a nice

660
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: living and rolled up in an escalade and he was like,

661
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: oh no, she rolled up an escalade the week that

662
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: he decided to kill Yeah. And I remember seeing her before,

663
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: and I knew before anybody knew, because he told me.

664
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: And I saw Alma pull up, like meet me in

665
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: a new escalade, and I was like, oh no, she

666
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: doesn't know. LaVerne's about to meet her fate. And then uh.

667
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: And then I think Bill felt bad because he has

668
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: a big heart and he was like, if we come back,

669
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: I don't think we're coming back, but if we come back,

670
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: I'll just I'll just revive or make her twin sister, surely,

671
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: And that's what he did. And and she's got a

672
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: nice little haircut. She has a different hair chreage. I

673
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 1: remember she tried to audition a Southern accident and Bill

674
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, don't do that, just just be the

675
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: same first Hi, everybody, No, she did. She came in

676
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: you know, you know that almost the whole weekend, like

677
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: figuring out a whole new character, like hey, y'all. And

678
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:31,439
Speaker 1: Bill was like, yeah, don't do that. But JD's trying

679
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: out a new nickname called Laverne again, and she hates it.

680
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 1: She's definitely not in it. I like how you say

681
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: deep dish pizza, deep dish pizza with onions and SASA.

682
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: Why did you say it like that? I was trying

683
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: to make it funny. I guess, well, it was funny,

684
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: but that's where it comes from, trying to make it funny.

685
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: So JD is not up yes, singing the who who

686
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,919
Speaker 1: are you? Who are you who? I couldn't have been cheap.

687
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm glad Bill paid the money for us to have

688
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: the honor of hearing Ted's bands singing the who who

689
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: Are You? When it becomes a theme as we learn

690
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: come because it circles back at the end of the episode.

691
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: Because the episode is an identity crisis. Who are you?

692
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: You know, everyone's battling their own um change of identity.

693
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: Carla in particular is just worried about her identity and

694
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: that her identity is as Latina woman is getting lost

695
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: um in her relationship when in her relationship? But how

696
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: sweet is it at the end I'm sorry to jump,

697
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: but how sweet is it when they reveal the Turk's

698
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: learning Spanish at night? That is just yeah, that made

699
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: me clutch my pearls. Yeah, I love I love that

700
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: about Turk and I was gonna I wrote this down.

701
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: Our all always love Turk and Carler. I think their

702
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: relationship is like, it's top notch man. That shit is like,

703
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: if you want to talk about the perfect relationship, I

704
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: feel like that's it because it doesn't take itself too

705
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: serious and that's a great thing. You guys are a

706
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 1: couple of goals. Okay, So JD is not invited to

707
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 1: help the couple's fight. What's that? Okay? So Turk and

708
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: Carler are having an argument and not having the argument.

709
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: They're having a conversation about something and an argument about something,

710
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: and JD wants in, but they don't go to him

711
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: for it, and he clears his throat and Carla is like, JD,

712
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 1: get some water. Yeah, they're fighting over the fact that

713
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: Turk doesn't know anything about his history, right, right, his

714
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: history right, that's what it is, which is which I

715
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: find very odd. Most black people know something, you know

716
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: what I mean, that's that's real deal, holy Field man.

717
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: Like you know, like I know mine ancestors came from Nigeria.

718
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 1: I know that ship. You know how I know that shit.

719
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: My mom did the freaking work and went to the

720
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: I used to have to go with my mom to

721
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: the freaking libraries all the time, and she would get

722
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: on those little uh the wheels and the micro fief

723
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: looked through old newspaper articles and everything to find our

724
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: history and everything like that. So I knew a lot

725
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: about that stuff. So it was odd that Turk didn't

726
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: to me because I felt like giving an example of

727
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: a mom who put a lot of work into it,

728
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: there must be a lot of it. I feel like

729
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: that was a lot of young African American moms in

730
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: the eighties and in the in the seventies and then

731
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: and in the eighties. I feel like that was a

732
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 1: lot of them, so and I feel like Turkey is

733
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: a product of that. Anyway, my point is, I know

734
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: I come from I know my answers to come from

735
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: West Africa. And then they settled in North Carolina because

736
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: that's where a phase On, North Carolina is, and I

737
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: got white relatives and black relatives in phase On. That's

738
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: where the freaking freaking plantation was. That's where a plantation

739
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: was fase On North Carolina. Um, I didn't know that.

740
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it was phaise On, North Carolina,

741
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,479
Speaker 1: all right, So I don't know. Um, I can't guess

742
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: beard uh face, I guess beard mouth. And then everyone

743
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: turns around and together says it's beard fusse damn it. Um. So.

744
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: A very funny thing is that Elliott and Jordan, we

745
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: learn are both nervous pooers. Okay, and Elliot says that

746
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: she could turn her onto her soundproofer, which means she

747
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: has a professional soundproofer that's so good that even if

748
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: someone has their ear to the door, you can't hear.

749
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: They can't hear it. When you fuffy. Just saying fuffy

750
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: makes it sound even more fuffy. Fuffy, that makes it

751
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: sound more gross. I gotta go fuffy. But wait, fiffy

752
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: is fart? I think not poop. Hey, hold one second, guys,

753
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:05,919
Speaker 1: come say hi, play the song. Play the song, danel Casey,

754
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: come down here. Don't tell me what to do. And

755
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 1: that's what. Oh? Oh you don't look that sick. You

756
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 1: still look beauty. I just threw up. Did y'all hear?

757
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: Oh that was your pugin? Oh yeah, we heard. So sorry.

758
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: I'd like give you to have out here. I've had

759
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 1: to lay in bed and listen to this fucking podcast

760
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: for the past hour, but I can only hear Donald's side. Zach,

761
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: I love you. Tell her to want listen. You gotta

762
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: get you gotta get better in time for the gallow.

763
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: I know I gotta look good. Yeah, you got a

764
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: couple of days till the gallo. I haven't eaten since Monday. Well,

765
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: you'll look great in that dress. I know. Are my

766
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: arms are gonna look rich? I'm so sorry. Donald. Donald's

767
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: gonna get you some chicken matster ball soup. But he

768
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: needs to go. Okay, I love you, Zacha, love you, Zacha,

769
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: love you. Oh I like that the dog. It's just

770
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: with her. I thought she was coughing. He's got his

771
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: Donal Donald's got his hoodie over his nose. So how

772
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: you how do you think that's gonna help you from

773
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 1: not catching if you're sleeping in the same bed with her.

774
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,439
Speaker 1: I don't sleep in the same bed with Are you crazy? Okay? Good,

775
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: We ain't slept in the same best since we had kids.

776
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: Don't you like to get your cuddle on. No, my

777
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: wife don't like to cut him. Oh I like to

778
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: cut Let don't get a twisted I like. That's why

779
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: I get kicked out of the bed because I'm consistently

780
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: trying to cuddle with her. I get the fuck out,

781
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: get out, get out, get out, and get out, get out,

782
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 1: get out. No, no, that's funny. If I touch her,

783
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: if my if my freaking if if the tip of

784
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: my toe touches her, no, no, get get off me.

785
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: No no, bro. What you need to tell her is

786
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: everybody likes a little ass flighty. Don't even act like

787
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: you don't. Yeah, it's true. I uber facts said it.

788
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: If you take a bigger enough dump. It's the feeling

789
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: of an orgasm, and that's why sometimes I've never had

790
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: an orgasm. Poops sometimes feel good. Joel's covering her face

791
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 1: audience with a time, whether it'd be taking a poop,

792
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: whether it be a finger, whether it be a tongue,

793
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: whether you know everybody likes low ass plight. All right,

794
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: it's true. Back to the show. Okay, Ted carries around

795
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: blank folders. We learned this because Cox hits them down

796
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: and they all over the place, and he says that

797
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: he does it to just be left alone. He carries

798
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: around a stack of blank folders, so he looks like

799
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 1: he's working. Yes, And I say to the general, hello,

800
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: dark and whatever, and he says handsome and I go no.

801
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: Um okay, So the JD is learning the names of everybody,

802
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: and um Cox, because he's so bored with not being around,

803
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: his wife decides to help. J D gives him the method.

804
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: Uh it does it come from the neumonic device? Thing

805
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: come from Cox? Or does j D come up with that?

806
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: Do you remembers the one that's Cox is the one

807
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: that explains how he remembers you're right, you're right, you're right,

808
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: And he does it with Ted Mum and so okay,

809
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: that's how JD learns. So he so Cox is so

810
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: fucking lonesome and board he's willing to help and j D,

811
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: and j D tries that arm yawn talking technique where

812
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: he puts his arm around him. Yeah, well he's he's

813
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: he's in a moment because Cox is trying to deny

814
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: to Elliott that he misses his wife and uh, and

815
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 1: so in doing so, he's saying, I'm just helping out

816
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: my buddy here, and and in doing so, he's now

817
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: said something that JD's always wanted to hear, helping out

818
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: a friend and a colleague, and now Jad's going to

819
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: take advantage of it and start doing things he's always

820
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: drimmed up like most people would do winn in situation

821
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: where Yeah, by the way, the hardest I laughed of

822
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: the whole episode is I go, I'm sorry. I go,

823
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: I go, you have close friends to help you through this,

824
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: and Elliot goes, j D stop it, and I go, no,

825
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: you stop it. And then I turned to Peri and

826
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: I go, I'm sorry you had to see me like that.

827
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,720
Speaker 1: It's very funny. I did laugh at that too. Um.

828
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: And then we get another, so Jad does it. He

829
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: learns everybody's name except for one person, the jan e tour.

830
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: But we learned that Ronald this snoop Dog's name, which

831
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: we learned that, and we learned that m Coleman Slowski

832
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: is doctor doctor's name, and uh. And then we also

833
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: see that JD has lost the bet and he has

834
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 1: to act like the janitor or work as a janitor,

835
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: and he's in very long pants because those are the

836
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 1: only size the janitor has, and he's like, this ammonium

837
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: makes me just so mad and hate everyone. And someone

838
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: walks by. He's like, get out of here, and he's

839
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: like in the janitors like there you go. Good. It

840
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: felt good? Yeah, And I'm like that felt good. Yeah,

841
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: it's the ammonia we learned. Basically, we learned that the

842
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: ammonia is the source of the janitor's spite for everybody. Yes,

843
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: he hates, he hates. And then it very cleverly ends

844
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: with Carla having the exact same dream in Spanish. Um,

845
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: by the way, my Spanish was just it was pretty good.

846
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 1: You guys rambled through it really fast, but I'm sure

847
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: I practiced a lot. Sounded authentic almost. I did that

848
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: way because I speak French a bit in in in

849
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: this last movie, and I did that. You know, you

850
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,399
Speaker 1: just just go over and over and over and over

851
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: and over, and then all of a sudden you kind

852
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: of have it believable, believable sounding. The one thing I

853
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: can remember is chief Faccio, Chief Faccio. I think that's

854
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: Italian quest. One of mine was passimi FLUI will play.

855
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: That's uh, please pass me the califast the ball, ball,

856
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: please pass the ball, please please. That's what you said, right.

857
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: If you'll listen, I'll tell you say again, shoe floor

858
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: is a cauliflower. Let's say what you just said, play

859
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: past play right, That's what it said said, right you guys.

860
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go to a break. Joel, do

861
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,919
Speaker 1: you have two new audio clips for us this week?

862
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: Oh Daniel, you're gonna love our new segment. I know

863
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: you heard it when you edited the episode. It was great. Um.

864
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: So we will be right back everybody, and um and

865
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear two new uh sound clips from our fans.

866
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: Fuck your sound effects machine and we're back. All right,

867
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: go ahead, Joel. So the first one audience, if you remember,

868
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: is going to be a pitch for what we do,

869
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: uh when we run out of episodes, because we are

870
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: on seven oh three and we are running out fast,

871
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: and audience members and you're welcome to participate, are suggesting

872
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: ideas for what the show should be. Hey, y'all so

873
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,919
Speaker 1: happy the show's back. My name is Peter. I'm a fan.

874
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: I know I probably missed the deadline for this episode,

875
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: but I have an idea for what you should do

876
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: for the podcast. I think you should ping pong back

877
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: and forth between each of your filmography and do rewatch

878
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: episodes of your own films and TV shows, whether you

879
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: directed it or acted in it. After all, it is

880
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: a rewatch podcast, and it'd be really cool if you

881
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: did like can't Hardly Wait and maybe had breckin on

882
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: that episode, or Zach. You could do wish I was

883
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: here and have like, oh my god, justin Vernon or

884
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: something would be crazy, but just different people from the production.

885
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: And I know that sometimes that means like a two

886
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: and a half hour movie, which is a lot for

887
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: you guys to rewatch in a week, but whatever, take

888
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: three weeks to do to do a movie like that,

889
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: and try to have multiple guests. A good idea that's

890
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: my submission. We could get dense of y'all. Hi, Joel

891
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 1: hidj Daniel, Well, what a nice sounding man. What's his name?

892
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: That's Peter Shrup Peter, Thank you, great idea. The whole time,

893
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: all I can think of was Donald getting Denzel to

894
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: come on the podcast. That's all I could focus on. Donald,

895
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: You obviously have been in way more movies than I.

896
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: But uh, but between the ones I've directed and those

897
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: I've acted in, I think we could at least come

898
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: up with some good ones. What do you think about that, Donald, Well,

899
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Everybody's gonna want to hear about Garden State.

900
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: That's the problem. So it'll be like, look, I think

901
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: they've they've already done like every movie that I've been

902
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: in in the past. It's been a while. Actually, they've

903
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: already done the reunion shit, right, everybody's gonna want the

904
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: every movie you've done. I mean, you could do like

905
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I like his idea about getting one person. Obviously,

906
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I know Denzel's a long shot, but you

907
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: could get someone that you're still close with in the

908
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: movie and and and obviously I could do that for

909
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 1: my stuff. That'd be a lot of fun. Actual I

910
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: think it would be fun. I think it's a very

911
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: good idea. I mean, and it would be probably be

912
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: you'd probably be like a longer episode. Be hard to

913
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: do it in an hour. It might be like an

914
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: hour and a half episode, right, But and we'd go

915
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: for more than I think it would be better if

916
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 1: we went for more than just one person. Like it'd

917
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: be really cool to have Natalie and Peter sarsguard. I

918
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: think it could be great. I mean, imagine the clueless one.

919
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: I know you've done them before in other places, but

920
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: not with our audience. I mean, I just think it

921
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: could be. It could be fun. It would be really

922
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: interesting to have Alicia on here and have a Yeah,

923
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: we gotta get Elicia on here, please, that'd be really cool.

924
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: I promise I won't solely ask her about all the

925
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: Aerosmith videos. I've already done that in person. Yes, that's

926
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 1: a great idea. Thank you so much, and put it

927
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: on the whiteboard, Joel as an option. Cry when I

928
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: met you, Oh my goodness, those are those videos. Those

929
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: videos videos got me at the right time in my

930
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: evolution as a young man. She came along at the

931
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: right time, and no but her and liv Tyler in

932
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: those videos, it was like whatever stage of puberty I

933
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: was in, um or or do you remember maybe I

934
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 1: don't know what how old that was, but whatever stayed

935
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 1: as a young man I was in, those were those

936
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: were hitting me at the right spot. Indeed said they

937
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: are there. Um, this is a television pitch from one

938
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: Jesse Herman. All right, Jesse, let's hear it. Hey, this

939
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: is Jesse and Philadelphia hanging out with my cat aria. UM.

940
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: And I was thinking about how there's going to be

941
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: so many good ideas that come in that would be

942
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: great to come up with an idea where you can

943
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: incorporate as many of the ones you love as possible.

944
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 1: So I'm seeing, um a mini series potentially, or or

945
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: a film where you, Zack and Donald are playing yourselves

946
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: trying to cast and direct the scrubs come back. UM.

947
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: So that a lot of the ideas that you're getting

948
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: through voice memos, we can be on set seeing you

949
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: watch other actors act these out. But then it also

950
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: follows the two of you almost like a curb your

951
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: Enthusiasm style offset falling around your lives. That's fun, kind

952
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: of like bring back that scrubs flavor get a little

953
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: metal with it, and I'm hoping also get a little

954
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: weird with it. That's very clever. That's very clever. What

955
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: do you mean by get a little weird with it

956
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: at the end the finale, dude, that's totally what I heard.

957
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: All I heard in the end it gets weird in

958
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:13,880
Speaker 1: you guys part. I think that's a great pair the

959
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 1: grand finale. Listen, you gotta get ratings. It all builds

960
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:21,799
Speaker 1: up to a finale where we fart so by the way,

961
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 1: by the way, yeah softcore, just carressing, just caressing. It's

962
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 1: all no, it's not like it looks like when doing it,

963
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: but you just can't see it. Yeah, gay skin a

964
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 1: Max Yeah all right, listen. Um in all seriousness, when

965
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: he was thank you for the idea that that's that's funny.

966
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 1: What I was thinking, what off of your idea to

967
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: pitch alongside you is that you could do like a

968
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: Black Mirror or anthology kind of series where it's like

969
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: it's you and me in every episode, but they're all different.

970
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a unifying theme. Um. Um, Like Black Mirror's

971
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: theme was you know, sort of trippy futuristic twilight Zone. Um.

972
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: But our our anthology series could have a theme. It's

973
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: an anthology, so it's always you and me on some adventure,

974
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: but it could be totally different each episode. That's fine,

975
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 1: that would be amazing. That's my that's the tagging bank

976
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: idea I was having where they're Star Wars, right, But

977
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, like, all right, one in one episode.

978
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: If you think at Black Mirror just an example, it's like,

979
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: all right, one episode, it's it's they're in they're in

980
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: a spaceship in the in, you know, and and they

981
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: don't realize they're It's all there Isn't Black Mirror all

982
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 1: different realities or is it? Yeah, it's all. The thing

983
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: they have in common is they're all set in the

984
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 1: near future, and they all um are our Twilight Zony

985
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 1: and that they have something really trippy happening, and there's

986
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 1: often a big reveal of some kind. Um. That's right,

987
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: Am I explaining that? Right? Guys? Ye? Yeah, So I'm

988
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: saying we could have a theme that's overarching, but but

989
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: with no rules. I mean it's like it's like like

990
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: like and then and then the Twilight Zone is a

991
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: better example. They were all over the places, but they

992
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: but they hadn't. But they had in common was that

993
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: they were like trippy and they had a twist. But

994
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 1: but we could we could have our our our rules

995
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: for the anthology could be anything, but the only rule

996
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,879
Speaker 1: is that you and me are in everyone. That that's

997
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: kind of I like that. I like that too. I

998
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,399
Speaker 1: love that you guys have a lot of competition where

999
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 1: you guys are like either parents or sort of like

1000
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 1: the when we got last week where you're teachers, but

1001
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: you're competitive with one another. There's like nine pitches where

1002
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: you guys are adversaries. You know, I really, I really

1003
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: think that that that is a good way to go

1004
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: where I mean, because everybody's seen us as friends, what

1005
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: is it like? What is our what is our timing like?

1006
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: When we're apart though, but in the same you know

1007
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: what I mean, it still has our same tone and

1008
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: it still has our same jokes, but we're not bouncing

1009
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: off of each other anymore. Does that make it less

1010
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: or does that make it more? You know what I mean?

1011
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: Like it does? And then does when the scene come

1012
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: that we're now finally together face to face, does that

1013
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: enhance it more? You know what I mean? What I'm want,

1014
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 1: what I like about the anthology idea is like it

1015
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: could be a totally different reality each episode. Like one episode,

1016
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 1: you know, we're where we're captains of rival spacecraft in

1017
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: in some starfleet and we're and we're competing and we

1018
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: hate each other. I know, that's why I said that

1019
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: for you. The next episode where like you know, Dad's

1020
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: uh co soccer coaches of a kid's team. You know,

1021
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 1: like every it could be anything. It's just the only

1022
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: thing that's in common is there is some overarching tone

1023
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: and and you and me are in it. I mean

1024
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,919
Speaker 1: that's kind of clever. Right, It's like a sketch show,

1025
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: but but not in that each episode is its own

1026
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 1: independent thing. That's kind of cool. Joel. Right, yeah, I

1027
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: like it. I like that a lot too. Put an

1028
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: asterisk next to that on the whiteboard, Joel. Well, all right, guys,

1029
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: we love you. This is so fun. I'm gonna go

1030
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: audition for a party. Really want I'm gonna I'm gonna

1031
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 1: have the I have the check on the box on

1032
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: the whiteboard is open waiting to be checked. Go get it. Um.

1033
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: I love you, guys. Donald, I'll see you when it tucks.

1034
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: Please please nurse your wife back to health. So that

1035
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: we can have her at the gallaph for baby the baby.

1036
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: I'm stopping the weed today so that I look fresh

1037
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,439
Speaker 1: faced and ready to go for you on Saturday, baby,

1038
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: And go get that good for you, baby, Go get

1039
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: that perfect wife of yours some soup. She is going

1040
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 1: to be their regard, even if I have to carry

1041
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: her like ck. And you know what you should try

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Speaker 1: to do. What's that movie? What's that movie? What's that

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Speaker 1: movie where they carry? No, that's funnier. He means, he means,

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Speaker 1: he means carry you got a weekend to Bernie's casey,

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Speaker 1: even if she's puking, it'd be amazing. Um, by the way,

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Speaker 1: you know, you should get her and um they have

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Speaker 1: here in LA and they have in other cities as well.

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Speaker 1: But they have a nurse that will come over and

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Speaker 1: give you an ivy of fluids. She got the fluid

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Speaker 1: that I ain't gonna really do much for her. They'll

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Speaker 1: give it. It'll give her no, but they'll blast her

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Speaker 1: with vitamins. I've done that before. It's amazing. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: a great you You just call and schedule appointment. They

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Speaker 1: come over with an ivy bag and and and blast

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Speaker 1: you with vitamins and fluids. Blast you blast yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: all right, we love you guys, and um that's it.

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Speaker 1: Five Six of nurses stories about show we made about

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Speaker 1: a bunch of doctor nurses and Canada. I said, he's

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Speaker 1: the stories natural should know. So Geado around here? Are

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Speaker 1: Gado around you here? I respect? Mm hmmm