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Speaker 1: that's not about it's about bigger amounts than that. What

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Speaker 1: I thought euros are cheaper than dollars. I don't know

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Speaker 1: anything about euros. I don't know, I don't I don't

419
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: know how to do that euros in I don't even listen.

420
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 1: The euro is cheaper than the dollar, but we're choosing

421
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Speaker 1: five million euro so it ends up being more in

422
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 1: dollars when you convert it. So if I take a

423
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: penny every day for a month, million dollar, he's gonna

424
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 1: go try to find a petty. No, this is the

425
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: start of it. You're gonna have to double it though.

426
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: That's the hard part. That's crazy. The easy part is

427
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,919
Speaker 1: the first fifteen days. But after that you're in the

428
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Speaker 1: hundreds and the thousands. Better. After the half the month,

429
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Speaker 1: you only got like ten dollars. You have a hundred

430
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Speaker 1: sixty eight bucks after half the month. Yeah, that's ridiculous.

431
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: Boys were alright. We were ranking on him at half

432
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Speaker 1: point and then at twenty three. That's when Eddie and

433
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Speaker 1: I looked at each other like we're in trouble, like

434
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: we we we're gonna look like idiots right here. Hey,

435
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,959
Speaker 1: at day thirty one, open my private kits. We are

436
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: going to by my friends. But here's the problem. What

437
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: if it's February. Yeah, I got and they get only

438
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: at one point three millions. That's it. Now, you didn't

439
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: tell me that what month it was my jet. I

440
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: gotta be real. I might have done the ten thousand

441
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: every month. I don't know what that equals out. Well,

442
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: see ten thousands a year, twelve months? How much is

443
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: it a month? Or thousand a year? The zero zero

444
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: zero times uh eight. No, let's just say you're forty

445
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 1: right now in twenty years, so in twenty years you

446
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: make how much O that one ends up being eight million?

447
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: So it's still less the pennies the correct answer. Yeah,

448
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: it's crazy, and you guys, hey, let's get let's get

449
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: open my private jet. We are going to our rule

450
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: by my friend one million a day. We were absolute idiots,

451
00:25:52,320 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: and so is the NFL. Are so stupid that all

452
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 1: the bellyaching, all the complaining, Oh we need to change

453
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: the overtime rules. So they got in the meeting room

454
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: down there in Key West, Florida. Maybe it's Palm Beach,

455
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: wherever the hell they're at down there in Florida. It's

456
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: the owner's meeting, and they came out and they decided

457
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: we are changing the overtime rules for playoff football. How

458
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: not regular season? How oh? Just playoffs? Just playoffs? Okay?

459
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: How is it? Each team gets a possession, If it's

460
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: tied under each possession. After the two possessions, then it's

461
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 1: sudden death. So it changes absolutely damn nothing. Sudden death.

462
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: So the next person to score anything anything, So nothing changed.

463
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: I mean, basically with the way field goal kickers can

464
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: kick sixty yards. Now, probably it's just stupid. Yes, but

465
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: here's here, here's why. Wait wait wait wait wait, So

466
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: the first possession, though, it doesn't matter if they get

467
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Speaker 1: a field goal or a touchdown. Person sets. So now

468
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: is it if you are the team that gets the

469
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: ball second and the other team scored a touchdown in

470
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: an extra point, you go down and score touchdown two points.

471
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: You automatically go for two points. Your season is on

472
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: the line. Because this is playoffs only, we're not doing

473
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 1: it in the regular season. Regular season. The rules are

474
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: staying the same, So are you going to chance your

475
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: Are you gonna trust your defense or you're gonna go

476
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: with the two point conversion point conversion. But question though,

477
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: if you tie it up, who gets the next possession

478
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: the person that won the coin flip. So it comes

479
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: down to a coin flip again. Everybody complained about the

480
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: coin flip being too big of a factor, but it's

481
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: the exact same thing. Idiots. They should still, they should

482
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: do the shootout, the field goal shootout. It's just it's

483
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: so funny to me that everyone bitch and they gotta

484
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: have a possession. They gotta have The cousins are listening

485
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: that they gotta have a possession. Everybody needs a possession.

486
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: And then they do it where okay, they both get

487
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: up in possession and then it's sudden death again. So

488
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: whoever won the coin flip has the advantage still, I mean, idiots.

489
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: So then you watched Winning time yet the ladies, I

490
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: haven't had time to they do a good perspective of

491
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: what these owners meetings are like. I mean, coach, there's

492
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: drugs everywhere. There's just strippers everywhere. They're not doing any

493
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: kind of work, so I'm sure I'm sure they're just like, hey,

494
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: we have to can you hear me, Yeah, I hear you.

495
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: We have to come up with an overtime rule. Hey,

496
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: let's just keep it the same a difference. That's a

497
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: good idea. I mean, that's it. So what do we do?

498
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 1: Give up both the possession? What about it? They tie?

499
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: Then the coin flip? That's Tuenes motor boats. They never forget.

500
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: It's the game, the best overtime challenges and the history

501
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: of to receive it. When the Chiefs thought they won

502
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: the game because they won the coin toss, I missed

503
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: that part of the clip. Now you're on the you're

504
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: on the Bills game. You need to be on the

505
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: Bengals game. When they because he said we had twenty

506
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: five points in less than in a minute and a half.

507
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: That's why, that's why, that's why. Then they had the

508
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: wrong clip. But yes, I understand they wanted to change

509
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: the rule, and the Titans proposal was absolutely stupid. It

510
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: was okay, each team gets a possession unless the first

511
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: team that receives the ball scores a touchdown in a

512
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: two point conversion. So it's the same thing, except they

513
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: have to go for two and stay like, just do

514
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: a shootout. What's the problem, Like, it's so funny to

515
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: me that we bitch and complain, but then we're gonna

516
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: be in the same boat where it's sudden death. So

517
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: the coin flip. Everybody says the coin flip matters so much.

518
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: It is such a determining factor. If they both score,

519
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: the coin flip decided it. Again, Remember the coin flips everything, Like,

520
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: you don't believe in your defense. Oh, you know what

521
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: I mean. Defense is important, but not not that important

522
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: because if you if you're not good enough to stop

523
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: him on defense, we'll give you a participation trophy and

524
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: we'll let you play too. What's the sport called football? Exactly?

525
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: That's why it should end on a foot decision on

526
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: a footnote, the foot on the ball exactly. Yeah, you

527
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: should have gone with that foot on the ball field

528
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: goal shootout. And what was with the team's all coming

529
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: up with their own ideas how to do that? Uh? Well,

530
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: you propose new ideas and then the competition the owners

531
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: decide which ones they want to vote on, which ones

532
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: they like. You argue for it, and then you vote.

533
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: And the Titans decided, you know what, our proposal is

534
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,239
Speaker 1: not that good. They withdrew it and they went with

535
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: this one where each one gets a possession. If it's

536
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: tied under that, then it's sudden death. So it comes

537
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: down to the f and coin flip postseason over time.

538
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: This is when they used to just have one team

539
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: get it. We're going to start. You'll never have this again.

540
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: Both teams will have three timeouts. Both teams will have

541
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: it off. The crowd thought Kansas City beat the Bengals

542
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: just because they won the corn toss. All replays are upstairs.

543
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: Any questions and you're still the visitor. I closed the door.

544
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: I didn't want Pits to hear this again. It is

545
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: tails Tansas City is Why does everybody just assume host's

546
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: already scored a while For the second straight week, the

547
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: visiting team makes the wrong call. We're going to the

548
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: Super Bowl? Nance does that? When he gets the masters,

549
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: he gets them all. Man, is there anybody else with

550
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: a voice out there? So here's here's an email we got.

551
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: We are the store losers at gmail dot com. Guys,

552
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: I was listening to you and I had a random

553
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: thought about overtime. What if the coin flip at the

554
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: beginning of the game determine who got the ball in

555
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: overtime when they get the ball, they get to decide

556
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: how the game starts, and then they get to get

557
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: the ball over. Every team that wins the flip at

558
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: the beginning of the game chooses to defer the ball

559
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: to the second half. What if what if the coin

560
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: flip decided, Okay, you want the ball first, you can

561
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: have it at the beginning of overtime. Teams would then

562
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: no longer defer defer in the first half. I just

563
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: think it makes it interesting. What do you think I'll

564
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: hang up in mixing kay Lee from so they would

565
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: automatically receive the ball and they would kick off second

566
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: half and then receive it if it went overtime, they

567
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: would get the ball first. A lot of overtime on

568
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: the coin flip. Everybody blames the coin flips being no,

569
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: but it's only one coin flip. I mean, I say,

570
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: I say it's better than the two coin flips. I

571
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: like it better. Still think we need to do kickoffs.

572
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: I think I think the problem with this one also

573
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: is then let's say thirty seconds left and you're the

574
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: team that received the ball first at the beginning of

575
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: the game, seconds on the clock, and you have one

576
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: time out and you're on your twenty yard line. You're like,

577
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just gonna take a knee because

578
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: I'm getting the ball in overtime already, So you don't

579
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 1: try to go for the win. Good point, you just

580
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: you know. It turns out the game plays totally different

581
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: because you know, you know what, there's no pressure on

582
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: me to score right here because I'm gonna get the

583
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: ball in overtime. We do that anyway in fourth quarters. Well,

584
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: the fact Lunch has thought about this this much, your coach, No, no, listen,

585
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: did you know this is his life? You know when

586
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: he talks to his dad, it's like, no, it's not

587
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: it's not how mom knowing dad. No, this is what

588
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: you guys talk about. Dude. If if it wasn't for

589
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: this show, I swear to god, NFL season would have

590
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: went seventeen weeks next year. Awesome. That was a good season.

591
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: Weeks but with a by Titans made it up. Sorry

592
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: sports genius, Titans made the playoff. School. All right, let's

593
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: sit down and watch this game. Oh crap, tie game?

594
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: All right's head overtime, man, only one team gets the ball.

595
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: There is a new rule. Both teams now get the ball.

596
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: That is when I would have learned that there was

597
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: a new NFL rule change. That's of the people would

598
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: have learned. But this is your life, dude, I get it. No,

599
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to anybody about this. I didn't talk

600
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: You've talked to batters Box about it. I didn't talk

601
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: to batters Box. He called it was a miscall. That's

602
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: he was probably calling you to tell you about this.

603
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know what. I don't know what he

604
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,719
Speaker 1: was calling me for. I didn't talk to him. I

605
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: was so annoyed at the NFL for being so weak. Question.

606
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: Can you can you talk to your wife about this?

607
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: She didn't care about the overtime rules? What about your boys? Uh?

608
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: They would care? Yeah, they might be interesting. What'd you say?

609
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 1: They just want their bankies? Oh? I think you about

610
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 1: my boys like my friends? What are you talking about

611
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: like my friend? You don't say calling your boys like

612
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 1: I were your boys already talked about them? Therett forest

613
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: all them. No, my kids wouldn't care. But can you

614
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: sit there and while you're playing you know, toys with

615
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: him and be like, did you guys hear about the

616
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: new dumb rule? You guys love your dad? Do you guys,

617
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: what do you guys think about that overtime rule? You

618
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: don't care, dada, I don't care data they would, they

619
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,439
Speaker 1: would have no idea what I'm talking about. I didn't

620
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: understand what overtime is. Can I watch my cartoon over

621
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: the regular time? Well? I don't know. Why should we

622
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: do a coin flip for it? Should? You guys both

623
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: get to watch it? Tell you what? You flip a coin?

624
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: Then baby two can design? They're like, why are you

625
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 1: hanging about that? Are you gonna go for two? No?

626
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 1: I don't have to go to If you're the team

627
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 1: that receives first in overtime, when you score a touchdown,

628
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: do you go for two to guarantee you can't lose?

629
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 1: I already answered that. No. No, that was the second

630
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: team that the other team scores and kicks an extra point.

631
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you're the first team to score, do

632
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 1: you go play it and just hope they don't score?

633
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: They score touch It's like, oh, we're punker now, we

634
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: gotta stop him and getting too Now you can't get

635
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: ahead of yourself and try to win the game. You're

636
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: not trying. I bet it's a it's a more of

637
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: a chess than checkers. You don't try to go for two.

638
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: I bet teams don't go for two unless unless you're

639
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: the second team. You have to go for two because

640
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: then well because then if they once they kick off,

641
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: if we're already confused, imagine the players. Hell, I mean

642
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: something back in the day, some of the I think

643
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: it was Donovan McNabb didn't even realize you could tie

644
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: in the NFL. It was definitely Donovan McNabb. He came

645
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: out and he's like, honestly, I didn't know a game

646
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: could into the tie, no idea, that's crazy. Yeah, So

647
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: here we go, get ready for long. So then I

648
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: mean at the end of it, oh, it's side of

649
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: the end of one overtime, We're gonna go to a

650
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: second overtime. Oh yeah, that's great. So then do we

651
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: coin flip again and two possessions? So annoying the NFL

652
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: your weakest crapy since we're on NFL Eddie, sorry to

653
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: step over your brother, God bless you, um um thank you. Um. Yes.

654
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: So anyways, guys, somebody was spotted partying in Austin, Texas.

655
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: They were manning Joe Rogan flip cup and also uh,

656
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: beer pong was being played on Lake Travis. Oh, Lake Travis. Okay, No, no, no,

657
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: had to be Chris Beard, Steve Sarkisian. Let me say quarterback.

658
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: I talked about quarterback in the NFL. Got it? DeShawn Watson. No,

659
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: he was getting a massage on my Travis massage. Oh wait,

660
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: who Nicks? Nick Foles? Nick Foles? Oh, Garrett Gilbert. But

661
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: close on those lines, you got it. You're going with

662
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: Drew Brees. You're going with people that went to school

663
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 1: in Austin. Very smart along those lines, Sam Ellinger, No, Texas,

664
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: we're back. Oh Major Applewaite, That wasn't it. I hit

665
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 1: the wrong boy. Chris Mims, Yeah, Chris mi'am. Also he

666
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: went to Utu Bay basketball. Correct answer is he was

667
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: a quarterback. Who else he was doing? Flip code? It

668
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: was your brother, dude, Joe Burrow. He's not from techol

669
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: those close same state. Josh McCown, Jalen Hurts to see

670
00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 1: from Texas. He's from Houston. H coach. We're striking out,

671
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 1: Garoppolo Emaly, Oh yeah, I saw the commercial. Brady Tom Brady,

672
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: what I got it? Oh? No, quarterbacks. I did take

673
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: a few snaps Kyler Murray Kyler Murray in Texas. I'm

674
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: gonna tell you, guys don't get in a second, Okay.

675
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: Oh McConaughey, Oh, I thought idiots, idiots, Patrick Mahomes and

676
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: Brittany Jackson my homes. Guys partying in Austin when they

677
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: should be worried about their quarterbacking career in future our

678
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: boy the chef Baker Mayfield, he should be throwing footballs instead,

679
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: he's throwing back shots. He doesn't have anywhere to work

680
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: out Ray, he sets no team wants him. He was

681
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: pictured in the past week with Mike stud the boys

682
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: from Stevenson Ranch, all those guys that run together. Hell

683
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: Manzel was probably there too. Baker Mayfield not captioned, but

684
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: on an Instagram picture partying in the a t X.

685
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: He's on a party tour. Where was he a party

686
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 1: on six? Now he's on Lake Travis. You can tell

687
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: in the background there's a lake slightly dried up. It's

688
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: gotta be Travis and context clues he went to Lake Travis. Hey,

689
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: Carlos and Charlie. You can see in the back it's

690
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: still on that dry part of that that's out of business.

691
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 1: Man shut down How does that place shut down because

692
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: there was a drought and the lake was dried up

693
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 1: for two years and you could not get your boat

694
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: to it. You don't remember like it was literally yes, yes, right,

695
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: I mean I'm sorry. I don't wake up every morning

696
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: a measure water levels. No, No, he didn't work in

697
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: the news, right, come on, now, stay with it. If

698
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: you ever went coach, I mean, yes, it was happening

699
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: because it on a dock that was floating on the

700
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: freaking water. All of a sudden, there's no more rain.

701
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: This thing is sitting on rocks and no one can

702
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,919
Speaker 1: get to it. You had to park like a mile

703
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: away and walk to it. It was sad what I'm saying.

704
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: I mean, there's always University of Texas. I mean college

705
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: kids trying to get schlit faced. I mean they go

706
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: to Hula because it's on the water. But it wasn't

707
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: Baker partying here, Like yeah he was, Yeah, he was

708
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: at the Morgan Wallen concert and then he just made

709
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: his way down to Austin. That's where he's from. Me,

710
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: he's got use it walling. I forgot and way what

711
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 1: Baker has to do right now to take his mind

712
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: off at his career going down the tubes. He's like, man,

713
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll just play flip cup and maybe

714
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: I can make it in a beer beer Pong World Championships.

715
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: Because he's got nothing else? Is he pain for everyone

716
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: at the bar? Like? Is that? Is he like that? Dude?

717
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: He's probably the one that rented the party boat on

718
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: Lake Travis. He's the one that's applied to alcohol. Well,

719
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: well might have been miners. Okay, I don't think Baker's

720
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: hanging out with minor. You know what I'm saying. You

721
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: never want to specify who bought the alcohol because you

722
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: never know. That's why my buddy and wife will even say, hey,

723
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: you go into public. So I'm like, listen, I ain't

724
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: buying your buddy's wife. No, my wife. Sometimes I don't.

725
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to go down being the guy that's

726
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: the buyer. You never know, Like eighteen year old kids

727
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: ends up at the apartment party and drinking. Who is

728
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: the buyer? Siss? And that's how you go down? Who

729
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: is the supplier? How? How would an eighteen year old

730
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 1: end up in your apartment? Never know? When parties get banging.

731
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 1: M No, at the pool party, there's not a limit

732
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: like you gotta be twenty one. I mean, anybody can

733
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: roll to the pool, and I mean there's always people

734
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,720
Speaker 1: going in and out of the apartment on the weekends.

735
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: That's why I always tell beznope not doing that. You

736
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: go to the gas station, get your own alcohol. I

737
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 1: only buy for me. It sounds like those parties are

738
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 1: a disaster. Disaster they would never make it to the West.

739
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm glad Community Cares never invites us to

740
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 1: the party. I want. I wonder how Baker's party was.

741
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: Was it compared to the Community Cares party? Like, do

742
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: you think it was more fun? Less fun, better decorations,

743
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: probably a little better. Just real Baker and them they

744
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: party with. I mean you went to ut you went

745
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: to wherever. All those people at the single I mean,

746
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: actually Baker has a chick, right, he's married. Well, I

747
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: mean he's still parties there with his wife. And I

748
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: mean they always have the chicks in the bikinis there

749
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: at the parties. Yeah. Anyways, guys, last night, my two

750
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: piece or one, my debut as a soccer coach. He

751
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: was just a friend. I want you guys to meet

752
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: your coach. I'm Gibbels and uh, we had practiced for

753
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: the first time. Real talk, real talk, real how are

754
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: you talking to them? Like even I haven't even got

755
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: to the team party. I understand, but like, do you say,

756
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: hey guys, welcome? I mean, how are you? Like? All right?

757
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: Sounds a bit whoa Would you like me to get

758
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: to where I talked to the team? Go ahead? So

759
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: last night five practice time, let's go. You were there

760
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: at six and sorry, car problems? Did you see the

761
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: traffic on im hit a pothole? Tire went five? No, no,

762
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: that's not what happens. We show up, there's one kid

763
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: already there. Yeah, and he's already like practice coach. That

764
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: was sexist. Eddie. Sorry, she was there and she runs

765
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: up and she's like, here, I got cones? Do you

766
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: need cones? I'm like great, So I started, I'm I

767
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: started setting up cones and I put them all out,

768
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: you know, so we can do some drills. And I

769
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: go walk over and the girl picks them all up. Rodo.

770
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well, I spent ten minutes putting

771
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: all the cones out, so messy. Why don't you put

772
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: the cones back? This is where No, no, no, no, no,

773
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: we're not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm like, hey,

774
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fine, whatever, I'm fine. You need to

775
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: do the lions, man, I understand. But I was like,

776
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,839
Speaker 1: I'll just do them again in a minute. So then

777
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: some other kids start showing up, and I'm like introducing,

778
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: meeting kids, getting their names. Ah, we got Tyler, we

779
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: got Skyler, we had Elijah, and let me tell you

780
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,959
Speaker 1: about Elijah. Okay, Elijah. I'm trying to explain to them, Hey, guys,

781
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: you can't use your hands, like we're gonna just put

782
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: the ball at our feet and we're just gonna when

783
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: we're at soccer practice, we can only kick it. You

784
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: know what Elijah did the whole time I practice and

785
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: grabbed the ball with his hands. Threw the ball at

786
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: my back the entire time, just over and over, just

787
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 1: threw the ball at my back. I need to be cut.

788
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: Just kept hitting me in the back. I'm gonna tell

789
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 1: your mom, which one is your mom? I mean literally

790
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: the entire Hello Elijah's mom. I'm like, all right, let

791
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: let's let's let's do this drill boom hitting the back. Okay, alright,

792
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: let's walk over Elijah. Can Elijah put the ball down

793
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: at your feet, no hands, ha ha boom. Hit me

794
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: in the back the entire time, Elijah, Hey, why don't

795
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: you do a little thing we used to do in college.

796
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: Tape his hands together, Edward forty hands so he can't

797
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: touch the ball. That wouldn't be bad. No, it's to

798
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: get the duct. Then I'm worried that they wouldn't be

799
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: able to run and they would fall over. A Nashville

800
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: man has been accused of how the abuse soccer practe

801
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: he was a soccer coach. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, whatever,

802
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 1: let's let's try shooting the ball in the goal. And

803
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: this is where Amanda's like, can we play freeze tag?

804
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, m hmm, don't. I mean,

805
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: I warned you, but go ahead. I'm like, no, We're

806
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: not gonna play freeze tag. We're gonna kick the ball

807
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: to goal. We're gonna practice, is what we're gonna do.

808
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: You're gonna just dribble up and shoot it at the goal.

809
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: Dribble up, shooting at the goal. I want to play

810
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: free stag. What's your son doing at this point? Is

811
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,439
Speaker 1: he along with them or is he on your side?

812
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: Listen to my daddy, he's talking. No, here's the problem.

813
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: Half the kids are over there having a snack for

814
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: you to say, a smoke, kids smoke. Now, Amanda was

815
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 1: American Spirit. Are you vaping? Amanda was nice and brought

816
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: pouches for everyone and decided handing him man what red man? No,

817
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: not rend no, big league No. No, like the pouches

818
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: like the fruit school. No. And she decided to hand

819
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: them out at the beginning of practice. So half the

820
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: Amanda who wants to play freeze to Amanda. Amanda's mom. No, Amanda,

821
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: she brought the pouches. I guess her mom did. But

822
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: then Amanda was handing him out to everybody, and I'm like, well,

823
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: she likes, we can't do that. We can't do that

824
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: the ind of practice, Like, what are we doing? Amanda?

825
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm gonna thank your mom in person. The moms.

826
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: We gotta let's let's learn how to play soccer. Moms,

827
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: you go wrong, bounce around a little bit. Half the kids,

828
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: when we're supposed to be shooting at the goal practicing

829
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: are over there to eating their pouch. And I'm like,

830
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, this is so annoying. Okay, fine, alright,

831
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: what about thirty minutes into the practice. Now about thirty

832
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: minutes in and we have done nothing nothing, And I'm like,

833
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: all right, that's cool. So I was like, here, we'll

834
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: play a game. I put up some cones. I was like,

835
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: kick the cones. Kick the cones. See how many cones

836
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: you can knock over with the ball. That's good. How

837
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: many cones can you kick over with the ball. They

838
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: start doing it, but then I want the red one

839
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 1: and they want to hold onto the cones. Certain kids

840
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 1: have certain favorite colors and they're just picking the cones up. No, no, no,

841
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: put the cones down. And then there's uh, Courtney and Ashley.

842
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,959
Speaker 1: They're running off, they're chasing a butterfly. Guys, you kicked

843
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: the cones while I talk to your mom and I'm

844
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 1: like the cone I'm my girls, come back conten All

845
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: cones matter, guys, put them down. And then there's Marissa. Marissa.

846
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: Guess what, Marissa, she ain't even got on the field yet. Marissa,

847
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: let me talk to your mom. She's hid. No, Marissa's

848
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: hiding behind her. That do you want to come kick

849
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: the ball? Marissa's dad was there, wouldn't wouldn't come out there.

850
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: They criticize you with his eyes. So that's fine, all right.

851
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: Any of the dads want to help others. Oh what

852
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: do you need me to do? I was like, man,

853
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get him do this drill. How

854
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: don't you tell your kid to stop throwing this ball

855
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: in my back? Yeah? Like that, don't worry that shut

856
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 1: Every time I'm doing this, I'm still getting hit in

857
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: the back. Lins just bam hitting me, hitting me? Okay,

858
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: al right enough? That was no no, no, no, no,

859
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: no no, never thought it at the front of me.

860
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: Always would come up from behind and hit me in

861
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: the back with the flicking him in the nuts Skyler.

862
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: One girl is out there eating chicken nuggets. I'm like,

863
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: why are you letting them eat before practice? This is

864
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 1: practice time, no food allowed. What are you doing? I

865
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: am not single file line. Let's go everybody behind this

866
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 1: cone right now, exactly what I tried to do here,

867
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: real talk. You hit any of them, right, I didn't

868
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: want to bring this up. One thing, lad do another.

869
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 1: I did not hit them. So you get them to

870
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: do what you want them to do without grabbing their heads,

871
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: putting them in places that they need to go. So

872
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,439
Speaker 1: there's one kid oh, you want to pass it? Yeah?

873
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 1: So he no, No, this was Malcolm, Malcolm. Malcolm would

874
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: pass it with Wonder where he got that name? Um?

875
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: Is he good? Where did I get that name? Malcolm

876
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: in the middle. I don't know where he's We ain't

877
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: got that clip. What are you googling? Malcolm in the middle?

878
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: So Malcolm, he met he he's wanted to shoot at

879
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: the goal? Then fresh prince. Then will we have the

880
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: little goal there, the little kid's goal. Malcolm and malcome,

881
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: Amanda's Amanda's little brothers there and he just takes the

882
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: goal and drags it down. Oh boy, did you buy

883
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: all these little things in your own the cones you

884
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: bought us? How many kids are in your family? What

885
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 1: a fertile family your mom is? Are? They almost like

886
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: those window They're almost like the shades the car windshield.

887
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: You just fold them up real quick and they pop. Okay, great, now,

888
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: how much did all that came? Those? I had, those

889
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: I've had in my backyard. So does the league give

890
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: you any money? No? The league gives me no money too. Yeah,

891
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: I put that on a lotto tickets. No, I'm serious though,

892
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: because I mean we pay a lot for our kids.

893
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: To be in the league. So what does that go to.

894
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: It goes to the field, the reff, pay the reff

895
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,320
Speaker 1: and your jerseys. But I know the coaches also like

896
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: provide balls and cones, shirts and skins, jerseys they brought jersey. No,

897
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: I'm talking about when you do little scrimmages, you're like,

898
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: all right, kids, you put this on. Oh yeah, you're

899
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: the purple team, you're the yellow team. Yes, you have

900
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: all that. We didn't have any of that because I

901
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: didn't know if we're gonna get the scrimmage yesterday. Did

902
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: you scrimmage? No, by the way in hell they scrimmage right.

903
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: We didn't even get we we didn't even get one

904
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: drill done. A little behind, like the progression that I

905
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: had us drawn up. You kids play, Mom's come over here.

906
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: Ad about forty five minutes to of the kids start

907
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 1: throwing a frisbee. Moms, let's get your kids. Let's get

908
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: your shirt sizes, I mean your kid's shirt sizes. And

909
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: then one guy's like, well, I guess practice is over,

910
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: and he starts heading to the car. The player of

911
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: the dad, Walter Walter's dad was like, I guess practice over.

912
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: He starts heading to the car and I'm like, okay,

913
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: and then you know, Malcolm's that okay, all practice is

914
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: over all right, and they just started heading to the

915
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: car and that was it. My freaking Malcolm clip. Everybody,

916
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: you are screwed. Every buddy left, Malcolm, see you in

917
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 1: the middle. And that question, what did we get accomplished? Nothing? Nothing, zero.

918
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: They don't know a single rule, they don't know the

919
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: object of soccer. They didn't do one drill correctly. Nothing.

920
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: It was a forty five minute Hell. I don't know

921
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: if you're a brave man to do this or an idiot,

922
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: because all the parents know that that's what it was

923
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: gonna be. That's why none of them wanted to do it.

924
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: Thank you. I would never do that, I'm telling you,

925
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: and I don't mind doing it. I like helping the kids,

926
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: but it is a pain in the ass to deal

927
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: with all these kids and tell them to do stuff

928
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: because they're not gonna listen to you. They literally be

929
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 1: like I want to get flies. No, no, Malcolm, no no,

930
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: And you really can't say anything to them, so you

931
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: just you can't control them. One year, there was a

932
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: dad he had enough after the third practice. He just

933
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: comes in and he's like in his suit, he just

934
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: came from work. He's like, what the is going on here?

935
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 1: And he like goes to the coach. He's like, hey, hey,

936
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: come on, let's get them going. And he started moving

937
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: cones around. Let's do this kind of drill. Let's do

938
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: this kind of drill on the coach like, oh, yeah,

939
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: that's a good idea, good idea, still lost the case

940
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: or something. I mean, dude, he came in, redesigned the

941
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 1: whole practice. Chids all of a sudden started taking taking uh,

942
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: paying attention and taking direction from this dude, not even

943
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: the coach. Next thing, you know, the coach has never

944
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: showed up again. This dude just ended up being the

945
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: coach because he was strict from the very beginning. I

946
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: was strict from the very beginning. Oh coach, you let

947
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: them eat chicken nuggets and a pouch over in the side.

948
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: You know. One thing I did do I tried to do.

949
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: I have some team unity, some team bonding. So I

950
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 1: got everybody in the circle. It's like, hey, guys, take

951
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: a smoke of this. No. I was like, we got

952
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: we gotta come up with a team name. What what

953
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,240
Speaker 1: should we be called? What about bugger faces and Ashley.

954
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: Ashley says. Ashley says, soccer team. That's a good I

955
00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: like it, Ashley, that's a stupid answer, Elijah, get me wrong, Elijah,

956
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:09,760
Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse. Okay, what about you, Amanda says Elsa? Well Courtney,

957
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: I like Anna. Well that's not okay. Okay, what team?

958
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: Who votes soccer team? Three people don't vote, baby, it's

959
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: a democracy. Who votes Mickey Mouse too? We gotta hanging chad.

960
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: Who votes Elsa? Just the one who votes on it?

961
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 1: Just the one. I said, Okay, we're gonna be soccer team.

962
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: And I go, let's put on Washington football team. Let's

963
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: go one to three soccer team. We're all gonna vote.

964
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: Who's gonna be Florida? You all right, you're not voting?

965
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 1: And we go one to three? Have the people yelled

966
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: soccer team when the other people said Mickey Mouse, the

967
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: other one said Elson on it, and it was just

968
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: and as they're all walking away, the one kid didn't

969
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: say anything. I was like, I mean, I would just

970
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: be the Bears. But okay, so what's your team name?

971
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: The Bears? I don't know, the Jayhawks. I don't know

972
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 1: what come up with a team name why are you

973
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: letting them pick it? There are three. I'm gonna be real,

974
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: those kids are microcosm. This world's going to hell in

975
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: a handback coach. There are three. You show up there

976
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: and be like, all right, sons, we are the Tigers

977
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: and this is our motto. And then you come up

978
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: with something. All right, Malcolm came me here, Come on,

979
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: get us out ready, One to three? Stay tigers, one dude,

980
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: three tigers. Let's go. Let's go start running up and

981
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: down the field. You need a whistle, Dude, you need

982
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: a whistle, You need all of it. Kitty Powers man,

983
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: come on, shut up, Gideon, No, you should up. Maybe

984
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: I should have had Maybe I should come up with

985
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: a team name. Just say that's our name. I mean,

986
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: whatever you come up with will be a tad more

987
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 1: creative than one day he came up. Unless you want

988
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: to be cute and be the else's I mean, that's cute.

989
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 1: I did it for them all it was. It was

990
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: a rough day. I left last night and I was

991
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: just like deflated. I was deflated. Drink a beer last night.

992
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 1: I was tired. I was deflated. Bush Light and we

993
00:55:54,480 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 1: handed out the jerseys, and we handed out jerseys at

994
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: the end of practice, and I feel really a little bad.

995
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: My two year old's like that, where's mine? Mike, Son,

996
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: you Maine on the team? Man? He thinks he's on

997
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 1: the team. A two year old. Oh, the two year old.

998
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: I was like, you're three year old? No, my three

999
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: year old got a jersey and everybody's oh, look I'm

1000
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: number whatever, I'm number whatever. Did you get to pick

1001
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: his number? No, they were just in the bag. They

1002
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: were in the bag. Man. It was It was not

1003
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: the best first practice of my what I It's not

1004
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,240
Speaker 1: what I envisioned. So this is it. That's it for practices.

1005
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 1: He got game Saturday, and that's game Saturday. Yeah, i'd say,

1006
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:37,359
Speaker 1: you guys are ready. I gotta feeling we're gonna get rolled.

1007
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: I mean we're gonna I mean really, I don't think

1008
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: we stand much chance. Uh. And and do we talk

1009
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: about our kids. Yeah, they're not playing right and they're

1010
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: looking at the schedule. Eddie's son does not playing. My

1011
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 1: son's team out three days ago off Mike, I didn't

1012
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 1: know we were saving it for the podcast. I just

1013
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, thank goodness, because Eddie's kid is a monster,

1014
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 1: and like, let's let's let me tell you how Big

1015
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 1: Eddie's three year old is not only his size. The

1016
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: dude can kick the ball in directions like he knows

1017
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: where he's kicking it because he gave up my three

1018
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: year old, who is six months older than him, hand

1019
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 1: me downs and this was a year ago. And my

1020
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 1: son just now is wearing the shoes really like just

1021
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: now fits in the shoes that they gave us a

1022
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: year ago for a kid that is six months younger

1023
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: than him. That's how Big Eddie's kid is. Dude. I'm

1024
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: literally standing twenty five yards away kicking the ball to him,

1025
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: back and forth. And it's not me going to get

1026
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: the ball. We kick it to each other twenty five

1027
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: yards away from each other, and he and he, I mean,

1028
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: what times of games Saturday? I need to watch him?

1029
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: I think I'm nine thirty dude. Okay, just different field

1030
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 1: field three? Ray? Are you coming, Uncle Ray coming to? Okay?

1031
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: Just record that response and play it back anytime you

1032
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: get a game, put it on repeat. Put it on repeat.

1033
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm out of town. We always hear this joke. Soccer

1034
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: moms soccer van soccer mom. I want to know do

1035
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: soccer moms actually exist? Well, I'm asking coach. No, No,

1036
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: there was moms there. There was a lot of moms

1037
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: there last time their kids play soccer. Yeah, And I

1038
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Speaker 1: don't know how they felt. I don't know how they

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Speaker 1: felt about my coaching style. I don't I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: Were they listening to you, coach, or did they just

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00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: kind of sit in their cars? No? No, they stood

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00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: out there, and I think they were more talking to

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00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 1: each other than worried about the kids. Ray. They were

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00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: like this guy who was more involved? Moms or dads? Oh,

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00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: dad's for sure. Dad. How many dads versus how many moms? No, no,

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00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: moms tried to help. No more what I'm saying there?

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00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh there there there was probably ten moms, two dads.

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00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:51,280
Speaker 1: Seven moms, and I wasn't counting four dads. It was

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00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: actually four moms. Oh, I thought you were talking about

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00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: the ones that were hot. No, that's not bad. You

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00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: guys could double up on them all. No, and there

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00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: was some that were like mom, dad were there, So

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00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: it's like, wow, controlling. Wasn't any anybody bringing the nanny too,

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00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: not that I know of. Nanny show up sometimes and

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00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: then you never know that's the mom or the nanny

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00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, gonna can't tell. You can usually tell

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00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: that nanny's wearing a little bit more roughed up clothing,

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00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: may have a burp rag on her well, and the

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00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 1: nanny's usually not caring too much about the kid. That's

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00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,919
Speaker 1: like on their phone, just like the nanny is. Yeah,

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00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 1: I always noticed the mom's the one that looks like

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00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: they don't give a crap about the kid. The nanny's

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00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: on it. When I'm the nanny is more invested. Really,

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00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: I can always I pointed out to Bezer too, and

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00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: it's two women eating and they have kids. I mean,

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00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: I mean, they could be lesbians. But usually it's like

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00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: I'll break it down with Bezer if usually moms are

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00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: gonna hang out with women that dress, Like if a

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00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: mom's wearing heels and the ladies she's talking to is

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00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: just wearing casual tennis shoes, sweatpants, got cut look looking

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00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: like that. But if the nanny's you know, she's just

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00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: wearing sweatpants, more casual clothes. Hair really isn't done. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that's nanny, that's the mom. It's not two friends. You

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01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: can kind of tell, now you know why, because the

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01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: nanny has to chase after the kids. The mom doesn't.

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01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: The nanny spends more time with the kid, so it's

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01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: more invested. Wants to see him good do good at soccer.

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01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: Talking about nanny shows up without parents, it's just nanny.

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01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: Oh that when it's just nanny taking the kid to soccer,

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01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: you can tell it's nanny because she's not paying attention.

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01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: She's just like whatever. Usually she's got to have a

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01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 1: little experience. I've noticed it's more mom and nanny than

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01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: just nanny. Yeah, and nanny not for style. She dresses

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01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: for comfort. That's usually the mom. Now the mom is

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01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: all dulled up. I'm telling you, we go to the

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01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: mall in the weekdays. They loves them all, hate them all.

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Speaker 1: But I've broke it down to a science. Now, that's

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01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: a nanny and a mom. Oh, that's two women that

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01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: like each other. Oh, nanny and a mom. Oh, that

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01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 1: one's the mom. That one's a nanny. I know, but

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Speaker 1: you don't know for sure. So why don't you ask him?

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Speaker 1: That's actually a great bit. I'll propose that one for

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01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: are you a nanny lesbian? Thank you you settled my argument.

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01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's the last night was a rough night.

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01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, but but I mean I warned you.

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01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: But it's all, Hey, you're the next coach k Man.

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01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: It's gotta start somewhere. Do you think you think coach

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01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 1: Case struggled that much in his first practice? Se Ray?

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Speaker 1: They all did code well, Ray, I wasn't going to

1100
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: marsh Manness. We got three days away. I mean, I'm

1101
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: saying now, I already talked to Lunch, just guy talk,

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01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: you know, in the bathroom, slapping hands, slapping, but slapping

1103
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 1: the water, just slap a slap um. I told Lunch

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01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 1: North Carolina Duke better be an upset alert. Even though

1105
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: North Carolina is the underdog. I kind of like him

1106
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: in that game. Baycock, the brother Cockburn Peacock. It's been

1107
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: a popular tournament, a Peacocks. I did get a Peacocks shirt,

1108
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 1: give me the same way you went and bought that. Now,

1109
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 1: someone mailed it here. I don't know who's it's a

1110
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: couple of days too late. Yeah, they're eliminated. So I

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01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: guess what this shirt is from my wardrobe? Eliminated. Oh yeah,

1112
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 1: but I don't know whoever said the Peacocks shirt, thank you.

1113
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: I don't know who did. I didn't have a note.

1114
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: Oh man Eddie. Also, I sent Eddie a birthday present?

1115
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: Did he get it? Loved the podcast Coaches? Which one? Uh?

1116
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: Kaylee Vanderpool. I don't know. I mean I read the

1117
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 1: two gifts that I got. Oh what were they? I

1118
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: got water burger cap and then I got that that

1119
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: card the Cowboys player. Oh yeah that was Burlison. That

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01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: wasn't hurt. And then I got something else. Hey, I

1121
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: love the water Burger cup though it's or the hat cap.

1122
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: Easy transition after this job goes south, funny coach. Hey,

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01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,439
Speaker 1: you might see Cam Newton and your local water burger

1124
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 1: pretty soon. Yeah. He said there's a lot of teams

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Speaker 1: interested in signing him. He's just weighing his options and

1126
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 1: he wants the best opportunity to play. Hello, CFL, is

1127
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: that still a thing? He's gonna have to go CFL,

1128
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: USFL or XFL. That dude is not seeing the field

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01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: in the NFL. No say it, there's no chance. Like

1130
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: you're done, Cam Newton, Like you're lying to yourself. If

1131
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: you're trying to tell me that there's a lot of

1132
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 1: teams interested and you have a your weighing your options,

1133
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: have best chance to play, you ain't playing. There's also

1134
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 1: a thing called the f c f L. It's a

1135
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: controlled football league and Johnny Menzel is playing in it.

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01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: I'll do that. Well, you gotta be a good You're

1137
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: gawards and then taking himself. I guess their team names Zappers.

1138
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I'll name my team is, Yes, sir,

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01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 1: what are we listening to? Zappers? So yeah, it's f

1140
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: CFL in Atlanta and Manzel plays for the Zappers. All right,

1141
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday, guys, sir, Happy, Happy Wednesday, have a great day.

1142
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: Controlled Football Season version two point oh booze Hey interviewed

1143
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: bets Ouse's back with band. Controlled Football Season Version two

1144
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: point oh booze. It's called the fcf fan Controlled Football

1145
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: I love it, April Wow. Oh man, you're gonna have

1146
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 1: to watch that or the Masters. Oh, we don't care

1147
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: our Tigers ere, but we don't care. It's not a

1148
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: big deal. It didn't make me more excited for the

1149
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 1: Masters of Tigers. There lyon idiots. I wonder when we

1150
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 1: find out if he's gonna play. We heard about the

1151
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 1: eighteen holes. Yeah, we want to know if he's playing

1152
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 1: on Sunday. That's what we're really concerned about. All right,

1153
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 1: anything else guys? Oh no, man, that's it. Alright, Happy Wednesday.

1154
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: You have a great day. All right, goodbye everyone, I

1155
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: gotta start you. I'm not to go look at Ted

1156
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: Lasso for some tips. I don't know you're the next

1157
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 1: coach K man, I don't think not right now. I

1158
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 1: don't want to be coach K. Why not? He's an ass?

1159
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: Why I want to be the next Bill self? Okay,

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Speaker 1: M