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Speaker 2: You're ready. Oh I'm ready to laugh and laugh and

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Speaker 2: laugh at this episode.

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Speaker 1: Well this this title isn't a laugher, but honestly, I

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Speaker 1: think it's the most amazing thing I've ever read. So

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Speaker 1: I'm starting the show with it. Here it is Okay,

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Speaker 1: Eastern philosophy says there is no self. Science agrees there's

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Speaker 1: no self. There is no self Sadi, so say goodbye.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well I don't know what that means, so let's

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Speaker 2: just get into it on a very selfless episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: Would silent pieces.

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Speaker 1: Dad, guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. Hi.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kurt brown Older.

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Speaker 2: That is Kirk brown Old, a great stand up comedian,

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Speaker 2: great writer, all around great person and a fun dad.

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Speaker 2: And I'm banana boy number two. Scotti landis best screenwriter.

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Speaker 1: And the biz best friend, best guy. Really a fantastic

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Speaker 1: sign maker for both, for both Hills and four benches.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely true, KURTI B. Do we have any shows to

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Speaker 2: announce before we get to our great guest?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? We got so many? First and

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Speaker 1: foremost probably yeah, too many. We got Splitty in the

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Speaker 1: City that's the most important one. Okay, that's for charity.

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Speaker 1: It's a one k downhill non race where you come

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Speaker 1: dressed as a banana and then we do a podcast afterwards.

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Speaker 1: It's in Los Angeles. It's happening July twenty ninth. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be starting at Frogtown.

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Speaker 2: Brewery at two Get drunk.

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Speaker 1: Get drunk, and then we'll have a race that's more

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Speaker 1: like a slow parade to the Allsion Theater where we

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Speaker 1: will do a live podcast recording at four pm. So

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Speaker 1: just get tickets for that because all the proceeds go

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Speaker 1: to La Food Bank, right Scotti.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're more We are well more than halfway sold out.

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Speaker 2: We're about three quarters sold out. So jump on them

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Speaker 2: and we'll see all there. There are a lot of

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Speaker 2: familiar faces. It's very nice. We all hang out, we

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Speaker 1: Scotty and alb and Raleigh and in Atlanta in late

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Speaker 1: in September, September twenty third and September twenty fourth, So

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Speaker 1: get tickets for those. Everything Instagram and then everybody else.

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Speaker 1: Just for me personally, I'm I'm in Brooklyn, I'm in Cleveland,

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Speaker 1: I'm in Woosta, mass all right in late August. Then

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Speaker 4: I think that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot, but that's okay. We're getting out there

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Speaker 2: because we were trapped inside three years ago and we're

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I just like killing the environment with flights. That's

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Speaker 2: That's right, Well, there's no segue from that, so I'll

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Speaker 2: just jump into our intro. Our guest today has been

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Speaker 2: on the cover of both God's Chosen One magazine and

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Speaker 2: Incredible Talents monthly. She's also a hilarious actor and writer.

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Speaker 2: You've seen on shows like The Righteous Gemstones, Killing It

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Speaker 1: It's such a good movie.

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Speaker 2: It's so good. And more importantly, also at the Allegian

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Speaker 2: Theater on July twenty third, her solo show Quit. While

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Speaker 2: I'm behind, I'm going, KURTI B you should join me.

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Speaker 2: I welcome to Bananas for the first time, the wonderful

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Speaker 2: and resplendent Lily Sullivan.

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Speaker 5: Hello, thank you, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Bananas. And you don't have a sense of self.

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Speaker 2: So it's a perfect guest for today's.

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Speaker 5: So I'm completely selfless, perfect fat episode. Yeah, I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: You really are, you really are? So tell us a

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Speaker 5: Well, let's see, basically, the premise of the show is

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Speaker 5: it's it's a really beautiful one hour show. And I

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Speaker 5: I do some characters, there's some really flattering photos of me,

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Speaker 2: When I was a young man, I lived in Atlanta

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Speaker 1: I think it's actually freeing, guys. I think it's really freeing.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the biggest discovery that no one's talking about.

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Speaker 1: Now we know bananas, we're talking about strange, weird news.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy.

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Speaker 2: See she's that selfless.

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Speaker 1: This I really am. This was delivered to me via

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Speaker 1: algorithm on Instagram from an Instagram called The Big Think.

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Speaker 1: And it's a website and it's like all philosophy stuff

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Speaker 1: And this was on The Big Think in June ninth,

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Speaker 1: title is Eastern Philosophy says there is no self science degrees.

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Speaker 1: And this was written by Chris Kneebauer ornee Bauer. Ooh,

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Speaker 1: So here is what. So this is an incredibly long

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Speaker 5: I'm I think of myself as weak in both categories, but.

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Speaker 2: Yeah please one sentence by bb Brizzy. Thank you bb

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Speaker 2: bb Brizzy. Leally you've been married. Did you have a wedding?

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of subjects to this, Like by the

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Speaker 1: The bride, do it to your buddy, talk to your

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Speaker 5: But we just leave someone round to a seven to eleven,

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Speaker 1: You have a long time, got hours to take a

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, here we go to say, that's even better.

436
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 2: The bride does not take my commentary well and implies

437
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Speaker 2: that I might have a drinking problem. I don't. I

438
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Speaker 2: only drink with my friends, which is so funny, not

439
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Speaker 2: drinking alone. So I'm totally clear. Yeah tonight, but always

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Speaker 2: with a friend.

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Speaker 5: I things drink.

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Speaker 2: We go to the funnels bar. We all hold the

443
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Speaker 2: funnel for each other, but we're together, okay. The groom says,

444
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Speaker 2: I don't need to be such an asshole. I reiterate

445
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Speaker 2: that I spent a bunch of money on something I

446
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Speaker 2: didn't need to. We all did. The bride is pissed

447
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Speaker 2: at me and asks me to leave. Yeah from I mean,

448
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 2: this is this is so bad. Also, this woman hates

449
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Speaker 2: this guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe so my wife that there's no liquor in

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Speaker 1: the first place.

452
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Speaker 5: Yeah right. They were like Johnny's coming.

453
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Speaker 1: Ruin the wedding.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, Yeah, my wife and I leave. But it's

455
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Speaker 2: clear that I touched a nerve the US say. So

456
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Speaker 2: if the group calls you an asshole and the bride

457
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Speaker 2: says maybe you should leave, I think you touched a

458
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Speaker 2: nerve too, just a bit, just a just a smidge.

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Speaker 2: In our group chat, friends were mixed on me saying something.

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Speaker 2: My wife said I wasn't wrong, but my timing was wrong.

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Speaker 2: So was I the asshole? I see?

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Speaker 5: I mean, sure, yeah, he was an asshole, of course,

463
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Speaker 5: But also I mean I would agree that they needed obviously,

464
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Speaker 5: they needed to let your guests know it's a dry wedding,

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Speaker 5: especially if you're like half of the people there are

466
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Speaker 5: used to going to weddings where people get wasted. Like sure,

467
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Speaker 5: oh yeah, you gotta everyone needs to know what they're

468
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Speaker 5: getting themselves into. But also, you don't say stuff like

469
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Speaker 5: that to the bride and groom on the wedding. You

470
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Speaker 5: just sit there and you suffer, and you go and

471
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Speaker 5: get wasted afterwards. I had a actually at my wedding.

472
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Speaker 5: This girl that I didn't know she was like a

473
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Speaker 5: plus one and she did. She did. She talked to

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Speaker 5: me a lot on my wedding day like for being

475
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Speaker 5: a plus one, like came and like cornered me.

476
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Speaker 1: Oh no, I was talking to.

477
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Speaker 5: Me for like ten or fifteen minutes and then says

478
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Speaker 5: to me at the end of the conversation that she

479
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 5: does she works at like a plastic surgeon's office, and

480
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Speaker 5: so she was like, I just want you to know,

481
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 5: like I can get you filler, I can get you

482
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 5: lip injections, like you know, botox whatever like come to me.

483
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Speaker 5: And I was like, this is like a very strange

484
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Speaker 5: thing to be saying to me on the day when

485
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Speaker 5: I'm like supposed to be my most beautiful, like as

486
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Speaker 5: I am, Yeah, like you're telling me what I need

487
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Speaker 5: to get. And I was just like I cannot believe

488
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Speaker 5: how absurd she is. And obviously this is no I mean,

489
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Speaker 5: go ahead and get all that stuff if that's what

490
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Speaker 5: you want. She had very big, big lip injections and

491
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Speaker 5: everybody it was just one of those things when I'm like,

492
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Speaker 5: why is what is going on?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, absolutely, wowcity.

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Speaker 1: Has anybody ever been to a dry wedding I have.

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Speaker 2: I've been to one, and I've also been to two

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Speaker 2: cash bar weddings that on the invitation it said reception

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Speaker 2: with cash bar. I like a pre pre uh ceremony

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Speaker 2: cocktail hour, because I've been to a few, like driving

499
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 2: destination weddings where we all meet up the night before

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Speaker 2: at the hotel and then we always stay too late

501
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Speaker 2: at the hotel bar, the chili's across the streets, so

502
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 2: by the time you roll into that wedding you're pretty hungover.

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Speaker 2: And that like cock the pre ceremony cocktailer where everybody

504
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 2: has two quick gin and tonics. Yeah, all of a sudden,

505
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: everybody's energy level comes back, everybody, the shakes go away.

506
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Speaker 2: You're just like, let's have a nice time.

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Speaker 5: But anyways, people cry, you're in a ceremony.

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Speaker 2: Cheer you, you yell Mozeltov a little louder. It's great.

509
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 2: I wrote on a show. I might have mentioned this

510
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Speaker 2: a long long time ago, but I wrote on a

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Speaker 2: show where two of the writers were in India. We

512
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Speaker 2: had two so we would start at eleven am, which

513
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 2: was eleven pm to our two writers, and we had

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Speaker 2: this great, great woman named Nishe and so it was starring,

515
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 2: it was going to shoot in Mumbai, and it was

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Speaker 2: two Indian American men that were the creators and going

517
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Speaker 2: to start in it also, but we had to have

518
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Speaker 2: a Netflix wanted a Indian wedding episode, and so we

519
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Speaker 2: were like, hey, we know Indian weddings can go over

520
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: several days. We know that they're really fun and it's

521
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 2: these big family events. But then we're like, could somebody

522
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 2: take mushrooms or molly at an Indian wedding? And Nisha's like, yeah,

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00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: that could happen, and we're like, yeah, cool, and I

524
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Speaker 2: was like, do you know anybody has done that? She's

525
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: like yeah. And then we're like do people ever get

526
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: like blackout drunk and dance on the dance floor And

527
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 2: she's like, well, most Indian weddings don't serve alcohol, and

528
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 2: we're like, oh, okay, and then she says, but there's

529
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: always an uncle who brings a car full of alcohol

530
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 2: and parks it in the parking lot, and everybody takes

531
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Speaker 2: turns going out to what the English translation is the

532
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: car of alcohol, and you get you just pretend like

533
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Speaker 2: you're not doing it, and you go up to that

534
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 2: uncle and you drink directly out of the trunk of

535
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: the car that has every type of booze in it.

536
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: The second so we work the car of alcohol. And

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00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: I've since asked many Indian friends if they and they're like, yes,

538
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 2: this is absolutely true. There is a car wedding Sundays,

539
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 2: so they're not serving it.

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Speaker 5: A beautiful tradition. That's a gorgeous, lovely thing.

541
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 2: Everybody's pitching in, everybody's contributing.

542
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 5: Nice. That's that's much healthier than a lot of other

543
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 5: wedding traditions I've heard of hell, like the dad giving

544
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 5: the girl.

545
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: Away, so creepy, here's my cow.

546
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 2: Let me walk her down and hand her to you're

547
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 2: the new farmer. Now, I don't know.

548
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 5: I know that I want the uncle with the car

549
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 5: of alcohol. That is my kind of wedding. That's the vibe.

550
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: Yep.

551
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: I at my high school a couple years before I

552
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: started going there, but it was always legend in my

553
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: high school was the do you guys know Laird's apple Jack?

554
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: The type of liquor at Laird's apple Jack. It was

555
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: popular in New Jersey. No, it's like a it's kind

556
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: of a whiskey ish, but it's made from apples and

557
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: it was made from a like literally an orchard down

558
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Speaker 1: the street in Tinton Falls, New Jersey.

559
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Speaker 2: Coolh my god.

560
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: The guy, the son of the guy who owned and

561
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: ran Laird's Applejack, went to my high school and so

562
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Speaker 1: he would set up in the parking lot of the

563
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: high school just a Laird's apple Jack, no distributorship, like

564
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: every day after school and like high school kids would

565
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: just come and buy bottles of the most disgusting alcohol

566
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: on the plan and then that's was Laird's apple Jack.

567
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Speaker 5: It's so funny. From a dad of a kid at

568
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 5: the school.

569
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love that I have.

570
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 2: Also, we haven't heard of it, so it didn't work.

571
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: The marketing did not work exactly from yeah, two hundred

572
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: miles away, never heard of it.

573
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 5: This is a really bizarre thing. But you're reminding me

574
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 5: of one time I had a friend who he helped

575
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 5: me move and then after that I was like, anything

576
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 5: he asks me for, I'm just gonna like say yes.

577
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 5: And this is when I was living in Chicago. I

578
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 5: was like, he really helped me out, I'm gonna help

579
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 5: him out. So when he reaches out to me and

580
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 5: he's like, hey, do you want to buy some whiskey

581
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 5: off of a friend of mine and I was like, yeah, sure,

582
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 5: I can do that, whatever you want. He's like great,

583
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 5: it's like twenty bucks, and I was like okay, cool,

584
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 5: And at the time, I'm like great. And I didn't

585
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 5: have a car at the time, and he lived on

586
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 5: the way other side of Chicago, on the South side,

587
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 5: so I took a bus all the way down from

588
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 5: there to go get the alcohol. And he handed me

589
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 5: a backpack full of Seagrim sevens, like I'm not kidding,

590
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 5: probably sixty five of them, and so what they were

591
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 5: like one size up, like flask size. There were I

592
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 5: think it was place for twenty bucks, like forty eight

593
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 5: of them. And I had to lug this backpack and

594
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 5: like I'm small. I'm like five too, so my knees

595
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 5: were like buckling, and I had to get on the

596
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 5: bus and I'm like clanking around with this tis his

597
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,719
Speaker 5: backpack all the way up to the north side of Chicago.

598
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 5: And then I had the backpack for full of these

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00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 5: bottles for like four years. I couldn't get rid of it.

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00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 2: That was like, yeah, seven or seven's had a moment

601
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 2: in college, but nobody orders seven and seven.

602
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 5: No one wants them. And also, I mean they were

603
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 5: absolutely stolen, like it had to be hot. And this

604
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 5: guy's just trying to get rid.

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00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 2: Of twenty dollars. That's how much he was trying to

606
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 2: get rid of. Nobody wanted. His friends didn't want to

607
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: me either. Yeah, he's like, yeah, exactly, girl, give me

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Speaker 2: a woman really small that'll come really far to a

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Speaker 2: bad part of.

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Speaker 5: Time on the bus.

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Speaker 2: On the bus only.

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Speaker 1: For forty eight bottles of seagrums.

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Speaker 5: Psychotic.

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Speaker 5: See you, guys, don't want to keep it at sixty

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Speaker 2: It is the funniest. That's the number of fluid ounces

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Speaker 2: you carry back on the train and see you from

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Speaker 2: seven exactly what a thousand feels like? A real lucky said.

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Speaker 2: All right, and we're back with Lily Sullivan. Lily, are

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Speaker 2: you having a lovely time thus far?

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Speaker 5: Oh the best time? Yes, I'm loving it. Like McDonald's

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Speaker 5: i'm loving it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, genius genius. McDonald's came out with that. I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is dumb, and then no one has stopped saying

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Speaker 1: I'm loving it and that ad has ended twenty years ago,

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Speaker 1: exactly right. So this here it is. It's a fight, yeah,

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Speaker 1: duck fight. This is from the Daily Echo. Classic police

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Speaker 1: called the Tattenham Road over fight in fight over duck.

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Speaker 1: This is by Abigail kinsella Ooh community reporter. Thank you Abigail.

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Speaker 2: Good best in the biz, best in the bizz.

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Speaker 1: This is short and sweet because my other one was

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Speaker 1: so long. Two people were spotted fighting the middle of

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Speaker 1: a pool road over the cuss of a duck.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, a pool road, pool.

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Speaker 1: Meeting poo l e. It's a place in the UK.

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Speaker 5: Don't no, I don't want to talk about the British.

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Speaker 1: A passer by. Passers by reported seeing a man and

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Speaker 1: a woman wrestling in Tattenham Road not around six thirty

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Speaker 1: pm on Wednesday. Officers were called out. However, by the

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Speaker 1: time they arrived, the duo had left the scene. This

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Speaker 1: is such a not a story. It is amazing that

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Speaker 1: nobody saw it. A Bournemouth woman who wished to remain unnamed,

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Speaker 1: said quote, they were wrestling on the floor in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the road and trying to get the duck

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Speaker 1: off each other.

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Speaker 2: Well not it's not good. But also, lady, this is

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Speaker 2: name yourself. This is if this is news in your town,

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Speaker 2: name your name. You saw two people wrestling over a duck,

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Speaker 2: it's you're fine.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna call the ground outside the floor, name yourself.

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Speaker 5: I felt the same way. Also, I'm like, is the

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Speaker 5: duck cooked or is the duck alive?

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Speaker 1: A lot of living duck, living duck. And then the

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Speaker 1: next line is confusing. It says the woman complained about

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Speaker 1: antisocial behavior in the area. She added, this sounds like

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Speaker 1: is this just an interview with a crazy lady. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's having a massive impact on all of us who

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Speaker 1: live there, because obviously some of us have got kids.

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Speaker 1: Even if you don't have kids, that's the last thing

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Speaker 1: you want to be hearing whilst you're trying to go

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Speaker 1: to sleep or just trying to go about your daily business.

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Speaker 1: She is going to sleep at six thirty pm, She

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Speaker 1: ground floor. She made this up.

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Speaker 2: She made this up. No duck, no wrestling. I'm not

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Speaker 2: buying it. If she didn't put her name in and

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Speaker 2: then makes this statement about her town, she could have

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Speaker 2: run for mayor and immediately won. Nope, fake, no wrestling,

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Speaker 2: no duck, no crazy.

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Speaker 1: Here's why Abigail Kinsella is the best from the Daily Echo.

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Speaker 1: She ends it with the whereabouts of the duck is unknown.

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Speaker 5: Of course it is because the duck ever existed.

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Speaker 2: That's I don't think so. I think This is a

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Speaker 2: person that just has been trying to make a point

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Speaker 2: that there's too many Ruffians in her town. So the

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Speaker 2: best her left side of her brain could do is

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Speaker 2: make up a very strange story about two people wrestling

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Speaker 2: of her duck that just leave it. Calls the road

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Speaker 2: a floor.

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Speaker 5: I love it. I guess anytime someone's acting out now,

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Speaker 5: I'm just like that left side was really popping. Their

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Speaker 5: left side really out of sorts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they they had a different story. They wrote a

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Speaker 1: different story for themselves. Yep, it's got to give us

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Speaker 1: another one.

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Speaker 2: Here's a fun one that isn't as fun as I hoped.

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Speaker 2: When I read the help headline and you'l you guys

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Speaker 2: will both feel the same way. Because I read this headline,

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Speaker 2: I was like, hold on tight, this is about to

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Speaker 2: be amazing, and then you're like, Okay, this is just

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Speaker 2: kind of strange. This was sent in by Robert Woodbury,

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Speaker 2: who sents a lot of great stories. Thank you, Robert Woodbury.

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Speaker 2: This was on NPR. That's Real written by Ayana Archie,

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Speaker 2: who when hard hitting news hits the desks at NPR,

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Speaker 2: they turned to one person Archie, Ayana Archie, because she

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Speaker 2: is the best in the beeswax. A woman is found

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Speaker 2: alive and stuck in the mud after a week of missing. Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, I'm interested. This first sentence blows it all up.

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Speaker 2: A woman was found alive in her car, which was

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Speaker 2: stuck in the mud. This woman was just stuck in

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Speaker 2: a mud puddle and couldn't kid it, just squirming around.

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Speaker 5: I was really hoping for that too.

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Speaker 1: Mud back the old.

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Speaker 2: Bait and switch. A woman was a found. A woman

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Speaker 2: was found alive in her car was stuck in the

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Speaker 2: mud at a Massachusetts state park. Oh man, how many

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Speaker 2: people drove by her? Man? Couldn't just get out of

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Speaker 2: your car and walk? There's so many questions. Suck in

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Speaker 2: the mud at a Massachusetts state park a week A

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Speaker 2: week after she was reported missing, according to police, hiker

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Speaker 2: spotted Emmy Tatouski stuck in her vehicle at Borderland State

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Speaker 2: Park on Monday and alerted the Eastern Police Department. Police

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Speaker 2: made their way to her location using all trained vehicles,

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Speaker 2: and rescued her. She was conscious and alert and was

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Speaker 2: taken to the hospital for observation. According to the Stouton

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Speaker 2: Police Department, we thank everybody involved. Stouton Police say the

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Speaker 2: public never gave up hope that she would be located safely.

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Speaker 2: She could not have been located without the public's help.

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Speaker 2: So great job, public, you know you say something.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations, you guys really selfless?

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Speaker 1: Was the mud job over the of the car door

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Speaker 1: say it doesn't this is not best in the business. O.

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Speaker 5: I'm make suring just like a truck covered in my

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Speaker 5: like you know, like a Ford commercial and the wheels

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Speaker 5: are stuck.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and she just doesn't know. She's like, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: go and she just stays seated in the car for

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Speaker 1: seven days.

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Speaker 2: She is she doesn't want to get a muddy. It's

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Speaker 2: her favorite pair of socks. She's got new aloe pants.

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Speaker 2: Tatouski's family had not seen her since Monday of last week.

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Speaker 2: The police announced she was missing the next day. The

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Speaker 2: police said at the time she did not have her

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Speaker 2: cell phone on her. That is a major detail, because wow,

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Speaker 2: it seems like you could find her pretty easy with

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Speaker 2: the phone. I have heard a there was a time

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Speaker 2: where I had a pilot about nine to one one calls,

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Speaker 2: real nine one one calls, and one of the calls

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Speaker 2: we used in the pilot episode true a real call

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Speaker 2: was a woman calling saying that she had locked herself

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Speaker 2: in her own car and it was getting really hot.

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Speaker 2: It was in a parking lot, and the nine one

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Speaker 2: one operator is like, okay, and you're by yourself? Yes,

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Speaker 2: And they were like, well, ma'am, can you unlock the

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Speaker 2: car and get out? She goes, what the battery's dead?

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Speaker 2: She goes, but can you reach over and unlock the

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Speaker 2: car door? And then you just hear silence for like

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Speaker 2: one and a half seconds. Then she goes, oh, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: I can get out. She just was so panicked that

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Speaker 2: she forgot that she could unlock her own car door

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Speaker 2: manually and called nine one one instead saying her batteries,

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Speaker 2: that she was locked in her car and she was

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Speaker 2: gonna cook, Which makes me think that this woman maybe

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Speaker 2: just panic. But yes, there must be something more going

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Speaker 2: on here.

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Speaker 5: How was it stuck? Like, I'm like, was it all

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Speaker 5: the way? The mud must have been so high that

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Speaker 5: the windows were covered.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like at that point you stop saying

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Speaker 1: it's mud and you start saying it's in a pond

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Speaker 1: or swamp. Yeah, yes, we're a bomb. Like, think about

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Speaker 1: what is that? Like that's five feet deep of mud?

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Speaker 1: What is this quicksand or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly that.

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Speaker 2: She took her family Lamborghini out to the state park

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Speaker 2: and just ripped it around.

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Speaker 1: Still littlest, the tidiest, flattest car.

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Speaker 5: It has to be that low for it to make

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Speaker 5: any sense at.

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Speaker 2: All on Earth. Okay, so I will give her a

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Speaker 2: little bit of here's what this is what you're supposed

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Speaker 2: to do. This is the National Park Service says, this

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Speaker 2: is what you do if your vehicle could get stuck

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Speaker 2: in the mud. Okay, The National Park Service advises people

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Speaker 2: turn on four wheel drive before you drive in sander mud.

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Speaker 2: It also advises you use a low gear and keep

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Speaker 2: it low with steady pressure on the accelerator. If you

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Speaker 2: accelerate too much, that will dig your tires deeper into

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Speaker 2: the mud if there's no traction. Blah blah blah. But

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Speaker 2: it says you can also use solid surfaces like sticks

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Speaker 2: or logs or your vehicle's floor mats underneath your tires

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Speaker 2: in certain situations to get out. But this is what

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Speaker 2: defends her being, you know something, she was having a

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Speaker 2: day or a week. We can definitely say that it

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Speaker 2: is best to stay with your vehicle and not abandon

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Speaker 2: it as a stranded vehicle is easier to find than

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Speaker 2: a person. Oh so maybe she knew this.

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Speaker 1: Oh she was also lost. Oh she was also lost.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe she was lost.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, there's just not enough details, Like I

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Speaker 5: had to fill in all these blanks, you know, like

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Speaker 5: it's funny, got to they have to report more.

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Speaker 2: Her hovercraft ran out of gas, flipped upside down in

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Speaker 2: a bog.

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Speaker 5: You had just gotten divorced, you lost your job?

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Speaker 1: All right, you guys, ready for another.

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Speaker 2: One to use? Listen to a final Rooney? I think

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Speaker 2: this one.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know if this is even going to

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Speaker 1: be a final Rooney. Just a tidbit. I have a

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Speaker 1: in Florida, America's flattest state. This man climbs to the

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Speaker 1: highest points.

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Speaker 2: This is Banana the Week territory.

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Speaker 1: This is Banana of the Week territory. Uh. I love

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Speaker 1: this guy so much. His name is Andrew Carr. His

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Speaker 1: name is Andrew Carr, and he just you know, he's

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Speaker 1: really into So. This was in the Tampa Bay Times

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Speaker 1: First Foremost. It was written by Lauren Peace. Best in

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Speaker 1: the Biz, and.

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Speaker 2: The biz finds all the best stories everything.

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Speaker 1: This guy is fascinating, he's he's he plays French horn

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Speaker 1: in the Florida Orchestra. He speaks twelve languages. And his now,

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Speaker 1: yes he's forty six, and his main and he's single,

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Speaker 1: and his main thing not our longest rives. And his

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Speaker 1: main thing is you know, peak bagging. You know, like

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Speaker 1: they people go to like the highest places and you know, so.

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Speaker 5: They grab that they bag that peak.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, peak up.

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Speaker 1: But the funniest part is that in Florida sometimes so

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Speaker 1: he's going to the highest point in every county in

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Speaker 1: Florida and work, he's went out, He's gone to like

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Speaker 1: you know, fifty two out of sixty of them or

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Speaker 1: something like that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it makes you think the highest points are just

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Speaker 5: the top of like water parks, dunes.

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Speaker 1: It has to be. It has to be the grounds

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Speaker 1: to the floor, as the Lady Pool calls it. And

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Speaker 1: but like in Florida, oftentimes, like the highest point is

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Speaker 1: like the center of a parking lot at a costco.

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00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: Like I love I love this guy, Like immediately I'm like,

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00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: this is wonderful. And then other times he has to

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00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: like get a iak and like go into the Everglades

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00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: and like and transverse and get up to like whatever

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00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: a place that's like fifteen feet tall or whatever. But

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00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 1: it's like I find it like completely what a what

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00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: a delightful man?

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00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 2: This article I do too.

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00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: This article in the Tampa Bay Times. Okay, literally the

880
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: drophead the drophead is but why really though?

881
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 2: Why?

882
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 6: No?

883
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 1: Yes, the whole article is like what is fucking wrong

884
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: with this guy?

885
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 2: Opposite?

886
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 5: Lauren Peace wrote this.

887
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: Lauren Piece wrote this, So it goes on and on.

888
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: She describes him doing this like he is like a

889
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: lunatic crazy man. That is like you'd never heard of

890
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 1: someone doing something just because you know, and then here

891
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 1: it is.

892
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 2: There's this is animal spirit. This is what I want

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00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: for all of our listeners everywhere around the world. Find

894
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 2: your journey. Do this. This guy rocks. He has a

895
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 2: hobby besides playing the horn, besides speaking twelve languages. He

896
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: picks something and he's doing it. It's we love results

897
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 2: on this.

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00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 5: Podcast, weaking truly.

899
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: There's a picture of him. So he takes the reporter

900
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: on like for to her credit, she goes on like

901
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: one of his missions with him to get to the

902
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: highest point one of the counties, and he's literally stand

903
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: to get the highest point.

904
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 4: It's just like.

905
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 6: In a bush in a field it's the and there's

906
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 6: a photograph of it. I'm just oh, yeah, here it is.

907
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 1: So then this is like, after all of that, after

908
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: we go through and we visit with him, there's this.

909
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: This is the this is the subhead for this part

910
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: of the article. Lay bear your or damage exclamation point. Okay,

911
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: everyone wants to know why you're writing this article. Andrew's colleagues,

912
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: Andrew's friends, Andrew's dad quote. So it's just like a

913
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: story about the fact that he does this. One unnamed

914
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: interviewee inquired, while Andrew plows ahead, crossing off coordinates, You've

915
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,720
Speaker 1: embarked on an aimless search of your own. Why really, though,

916
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: why Andrew, would anybody spend their time doing this at

917
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: a new heating A colleague puts it more bluntly, what's

918
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: this guy's damage?

919
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 2: I mean, this is insane. This guy is so awesome.

920
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,479
Speaker 2: This guy he just.

921
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 5: Wrote this to like erost him his horrible it is.

922
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: It is so funny that the Tampa Bay Times is

923
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: just like they see a person doing something just because

924
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: they think it's cool, and they're like, what the fuck

925
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: is wrong with him? Exactly with this asshole?

926
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, like this little like asshole likes to do

927
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 5: something nice for himself. What a bitch like that's the

928
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 5: that's the energy behind it.

929
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,959
Speaker 2: I know the state he lives in. I don't.

930
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 5: He doesn't deserve that. Let him go to TJ Max

931
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 5: Parking a lot like it doesn't hurt anybody, it brings

932
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 5: him joy.

933
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: Yes, it feels like the whole state of Florida is

934
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: like this guy does this and when he gets there,

935
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: there's no tits and there's no cars, So why the

936
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: fuck is he doing it?

937
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 5: Yes, and he's not buying anything.

938
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to say this guy is easily banana

939
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 2: of the week on The Easy Podcast.

940
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: And Andrew Car bananas other week.

941
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 2: Andrew Carr the banana of the week, and get them all,

942
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 2: and we're gonna follow up when you get to every

943
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 2: single one. We will do a follow up because you

944
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 2: found a strange passion and you are taking it to

945
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 2: the limit one more time. We love that.

946
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 1: To the limit, Andrew Car.

947
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 2: It's just that easy, folks. That's how you and.

948
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 5: Ladies go date Andrew or men whatever. Andrew.

949
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 1: Oh he's gay too, Yes, Oh he did.

950
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 5: Yes, he finds his true king like he deserves it.

951
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 2: I agree, do the whole country together, go to the

952
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 2: highest part of each state together. What a romantic way

953
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 2: to fall in love.

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Speaker 1: Delightfus delightful.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, this was a fun episode. I laughed quite

956
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Speaker 2: a bit.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Lily, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: Well, okay, I should probably mention my show again on

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Speaker 5: July twenty third at the Allegiant Theater. Please come. It's

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Speaker 5: called Quit while I'm behind. And then I have a

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Speaker 5: podcast as well on the Comedy Bang Bang Petreon, CBB

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Speaker 5: World and I'm on Hey Randy. And then my show,

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Speaker 5: which is this book changed my life, So also.

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Speaker 2: Listen to that this book changed my life with Lily Sullivan.

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Speaker 2: Get on their bananamals and tell her you came from

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Speaker 2: Banana's podcast. Yes, thanks for being on Lily.

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Speaker 4: Bananas dot com.

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Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern