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Speaker 1: You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that

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Speaker 1: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

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Speaker 1: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the

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Speaker 1: most important thing in the world right now, but you

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Speaker 1: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like.

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Speaker 2: Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria your

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Speaker 2: chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of

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Speaker 2: trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today. And let's meet our

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Speaker 2: contestant for today's U versus Victoria.

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Speaker 3: Julia. What's up, Julia?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty nervous to be on the show, though, yayyay, welcome.

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Speaker 4: It bad that I feel better that you're nervous, because

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Speaker 4: then I could possibly wouldn't better.

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Speaker 3: At all. Your sexy talk was not very sexy, Victoria.

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Speaker 4: Do you have any sexy talk?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Julia, help her out? Can we do an ah check?

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Speaker 4: First?

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Speaker 3: Hold?

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Speaker 1: Are you Julia?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? Oh? All right, here we go. Are you ready, Julia?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Okay, We're going.

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Speaker 2: To send Victoria out of the studio and you have

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Speaker 2: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know one. Just say pass, and Victoria

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Speaker 3: has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: here we go. Your time starts. Now.

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Speaker 4: What is the process of a liquid turning into a

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Speaker 4: gas called evaporation? Who is the author of the hobbit

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Speaker 4: which US state shares its name with a river and

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Speaker 4: a Native American tribe?

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Speaker 2: Skip?

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Speaker 4: What's the smallest unit of life that can replicate independently?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Selves?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what mythical creature is typically depicted as

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Speaker 4: breathing fire and flying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: All right, Victoria back into the studio.

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Speaker 2: And while Victoria is getting settled and putting on her

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Speaker 2: headphones and stuff, here's a question for you, Julia. What's

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Speaker 2: the most respectful way to challenge someone to a dance

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Speaker 2: battle in a library?

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Speaker 4: You walk up to them and you do a backflip.

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Speaker 3: Nice, okay, and stare right yep.

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Speaker 2: You are in a library, so you want to be quiet,

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Speaker 2: So that's a good way to do it.

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Speaker 3: All right, good answer? All right? Victoria? Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: That'd be so cool? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

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Speaker 2: you don't know when essay passed, and you have to

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Speaker 2: beat Julia outright to Wain and Julia, you can tell

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Speaker 2: Victoria when to go, okay.

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Speaker 1: Go.

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Speaker 4: What is the process of a liquid turning into a

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: I thought?

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Speaker 4: Who is the author of the hobbit?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I don't know past which US state shares its name

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Speaker 4: with a river and a Native American tribe Colorado. What's

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Speaker 4: the smallest unit of life that can replicate independently?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Wait, what's the smallest cel? What mythical creature is typically

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh, a griffin? What shape has five sides?

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Speaker 4: Uh? Heck's great, that's six you're thinking, you're you're saying it.

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Speaker 3: Is your time is hot. I don't know. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 3: I don't know that one. You do, send it over

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Speaker 3: to the scoreboard. See how you guys did with our

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Speaker 3: scoreboard producer Brad. Victoria did get one correct and Julia

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Speaker 3: got two correct. Congratulations. You'd be Victoria.

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Speaker 2: You were nervous, but you still battled through it and

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Speaker 2: you got little Wain tickets.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's get the answers now. I mean, oh,

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Speaker 3: thank you, yay, thank you keep doing that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, stop the process of a liquid turning into a

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Speaker 4: gas is called evaporation. Dude, I know that. Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: The author of the Hobbit is J. R. R. Tolkien

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Speaker 4: Tolkien Tolkien Tolkien. The US state that shares its name

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Speaker 4: The smallest unit of life I could replicate independently. You

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Speaker 4: both got right was a cell. The mythical creature that's

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Speaker 4: typically depicted as breathing fire and flying is a dragon

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Speaker 4: and a griffin. Are you kidding me? The shape that

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Speaker 4: has five sides is a pentagon.

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Speaker 3: I'm I could have got three of those.

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Speaker 4: I knew three of those.

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Speaker 3: Well you didn't, though, Well.

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Speaker 4: I did the first one I knew. I just my

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Speaker 4: head wasn't working and I was thinking of something else.

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Speaker 2: Next time break happens every single hour on the twenties.

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