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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? I do sweet? What is it? Well,

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Speaker 1: so I guess it's a dirty little secret and also

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Speaker 1: kind of a pickle. Okay, So I was been I

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Speaker 1: was in a six year relationship that ended last year,

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Speaker 1: and so over the last year, oh no, I've been

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Speaker 1: having a good time. Don't worry, a good thing. So

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Speaker 1: over the last year I've been single, I was having

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Speaker 1: a great time. I got a little bit bored with

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Speaker 1: just average dating, and so I ultimately found myself in

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Speaker 1: the swinger scene. Oh well, I never thought i'd say.

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Speaker 1: So I go to swinger parties and I'll meet up

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Speaker 1: with couples, and so that's been really fun. I do

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Speaker 1: end up telling my boss that I'm working late, and

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Speaker 1: I'm working late, but it's just a little bit different

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Speaker 1: of work. So the swinging thing, I've been keeping at

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Speaker 1: a specret from my family, my friend, obviously my boss.

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Speaker 1: And this past Monday, I went to a party, a

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Speaker 1: swinger's party, and you know, I was in one room

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Speaker 1: with one couple and later on I get taken upstairs

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Speaker 1: towards this other room. So I get led into this room. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: my boss thinks that I'm out working, you know, doing

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Speaker 1: late dinner with clients, and who do I see face

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Speaker 1: down in a leather song, bound and gagged and the

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Speaker 1: woman is his secretary. I'm like, whoa, whoa. Yeah, he's married,

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Speaker 1: has kids, is like you know, the wholesome faith town, yes,

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Speaker 1: and show billions, but not the secretary job security? You? Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: because so his head was faced out on the bed,

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Speaker 1: but it was like his eyes were peeking through his legs.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a doorway. Oh my gosh, So did

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Speaker 1: you stay? No? I got so nervous I ran out

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Speaker 1: of there. Definitely didn't participate. That's They're the last couple

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do anything with. But now it's

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Speaker 1: the thing we're in like this kind of face off,

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Speaker 1: pretending like everything's normal, and not one of us has

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Speaker 1: said anything yet, but we both know in the room,

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Speaker 1: the meeting room, they're all sitting there and we're just

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Speaker 1: looking at each other. That's so awkward. Yeah, do you

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Speaker 1: definitely have job security now? That's why? Yeah? Maybe. Oh

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to picture like what that looks like

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Speaker 1: on it. That's like terror picturing our boss right now,

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Speaker 1: aren't you? No? No, I'm your boss walking in and

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Speaker 1: you see his I peeking through she is. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. I'm not picturing

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Speaker 1: our balls like that, by the way. Me no, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, no, a good look for anybody. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. You gotta have

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Speaker 1: a good one. What's your dirty little secret.