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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most

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Speaker 1: obviously very crucially important. Let's go. Can we talk more

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Speaker 1: about bitches make rules? Can? That seems like an important thing?

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Speaker 1: So like, societies are built by the people who are like,

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Speaker 1: wait a second, you wait, you can't farm here? No,

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Speaker 1: this is a road farm here, this is a road, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I can farm where I want to. Can we start

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Speaker 1: saying be with an itch? Just? You know? Sure? We

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Speaker 1: can say whatever makes you feel safe, pal. But here's

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Speaker 1: the thing is that the guy who goes no, that's

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Speaker 1: a trigger word for you, Kyle, bitch. No, I'm the

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Speaker 1: one who brought it up. I was just Josh and y'all.

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Speaker 1: The guy who says we're going to farm on this

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Speaker 1: road is an asshole. So societies bitches and assholes, Right,

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Speaker 1: that's the EBB and flow. That's the yin in the game. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a budget bitches and assholes. Who here is a bit

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Speaker 1: That is the Democratic and Republican parties? Bitches and assholes?

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Speaker 1: Are you a bit or an asshole? Kyle? Huh? Whoa? Um?

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm I'm the one who made the rule first.

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Speaker 1: So I guess I'm a bit. Yeah, I'm a bit.

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Speaker 1: I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother. I'm

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Speaker 1: also a director. So I'm like making rules. I'm a bit.

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Speaker 1: I'm a bit. I'm not like letting things. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: the c making of the rules that's bitch made. But

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Speaker 1: enforcing the rules that's asshole. Yeah yeah right, the assholes

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Speaker 1: they go, okay, so those are the rules. The assholes

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Speaker 1: the one that's like, okay, those are the rules. Funk.

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Speaker 1: I wish we would have made those rules. But now

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Speaker 1: that they're made, you have to abide by them, and

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Speaker 1: that's the asshole, and that's the asshole I believe. Wait,

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Speaker 1: but are like hall monitors are like pretty much known

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Speaker 1: as bitches, right, not assholes, they're like fucking Then they're

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Speaker 1: just the enforcers. They didn't make the hall they didn't

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Speaker 1: make the rules. Yeah, I guess it depends you think

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Speaker 1: hall monitors are enforcers. I think, yeah, they're monitor that's

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Speaker 1: an enforcer. So they're assholes. I think that they got

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Speaker 1: to be enforcers. They're monitoring. I don't know if they're enforcing.

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Speaker 1: There might be a few holes in this theory that

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Speaker 1: we have going but I think it's pretty air tight. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We came in hot with it, and we and we

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Speaker 1: drew really clear lines. I like to go, you're either

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Speaker 1: one thing or another, and there's no fans or juicy

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Speaker 1: butts bad and there's definitely juice. Well, no, I think

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Speaker 1: we need to go around and say who we think

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Speaker 1: the other people are. Oh so just based on what though,

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Speaker 1: I think our problem is what defines a bit, what

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Speaker 1: defines an asshole? People who need to define you're a bit.

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Speaker 1: I already said I was, but I'm not actually clear

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Speaker 1: as to why I said that. So if we can

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Speaker 1: define this, yeah, I mean bitches don't even know. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: what is this episode? All right? Cool, let's play. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so so go go down the list Jersey you started it? Yeah, uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see. I guess Blake is a bit. This is

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Speaker 1: easy for sure. Um oh hell yeah, bitch. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: Adams not an asshole, so by default I think you're

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Speaker 1: a bit an asshole. Yeah, I think Adams an asshole,

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Speaker 1: and I also think you're an asshole, and I definitely

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Speaker 1: agree with you. Blake's a bit. Well coming from a bitch,

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Speaker 1: it's two assholes. There's two bits going from a bit,

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Speaker 1: so I don't give a fuck. The question is, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: are you happy to wear the bitch over being an asshole?

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of down to be a bit over an asshole,

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Speaker 1: fucking asshole. I think I am when I think about Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm better off being a bit than being

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Speaker 1: an asshole. You're gonna get walked on, though, brother, Well

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Speaker 1: I can handle it, you know what I mean. I

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Speaker 1: got big shoulders, these big check shoulders. I feel like

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Speaker 1: a bitch, asshole, a bitch ass hoole whole I'm just

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Speaker 1: a whole man. Yeah, how does it feel to be assholes?

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Speaker 1: You assholes? Well, assholes don't care, that's true. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty indifferent to it, so you're okay with it? Yeah? See.

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Speaker 1: The thing is is I feel like I walk a

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Speaker 1: real fine line. I like where I'm at because I

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Speaker 1: don't feel like i'm I'm I would say a lot

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Speaker 1: of people I would be put on both sides of

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Speaker 1: the fence depending on who you ask much. So I

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Speaker 1: feel good where I'm at where. Yeah, sometimes I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: bitch made and sometimes I'm a fucking asshole. Wait, Who's

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Speaker 1: who's calling you a bit? Bro? Because you are not

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Speaker 1: a bit. Yeah, nobody called you a bit. I called

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Speaker 1: him a bit because I don't think he's ever an asshole.

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Speaker 1: I think he's just kind of a bit because hang on,

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Speaker 1: listen to me. Yeah, okay, oh wait, sure, chill how Kyle,

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Speaker 1: God damn, I'm sorry. Yeah, what are you an asshole? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Hang on? When when Adams being what can be perceived

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Speaker 1: as an asshole? I think at the core of it,

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Speaker 1: it's usually that he's being He's usually complaining, You're like

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Speaker 1: mad about something and you're like, all right, clipping a bit,

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Speaker 1: all right, you know. Yeah, So he's an asshole with

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Speaker 1: a basis of bit. Yeah, with bitch tendencies built on

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Speaker 1: a bitch foundation. And I think that I can be

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Speaker 1: perceived as a bit when it's my very core, I'm

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Speaker 1: an asshole. Yeah, you're you're a total asshole when you are, like,

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Speaker 1: there's no questions about you being an asshole. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't think anybody's gonna question that. Yeah, I feel like

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Speaker 1: there's is the definitely like alpha asshole of our crew.

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Speaker 1: For sure. I think that I look like that and

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Speaker 1: I'm not not outspoken about how I feel, um, but

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Speaker 1: I think my asshole back pedaling. Yeah, this is bitch.

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Speaker 1: This is some bitch material, right, would an asshole do

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Speaker 1: this or would you be like, yeah, that's right, I'm

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Speaker 1: here and uh I stand for what I believe in.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a nice guy without tact How

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Speaker 1: about that. I gotta look up tacked. You're like an

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Speaker 1: asshole that identifies as a bit. Give us twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: We're going to figure out exactly what tax means, and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna I'm a bit without any finesse that clear. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think you're stone cold asshole that identifies as a bit.

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Speaker 1: Like what like, what what do you mean? Well, I

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Speaker 1: feel like you look like this is and I've sawed

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Speaker 1: this to you before and I truly believe it. I

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Speaker 1: think if the year were nineteen seven, there's would it

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Speaker 1: would either be like he would just he would be

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Speaker 1: he would be in every movie playing the asshole like

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Speaker 1: Jock Cobra Kai. Yeah, he would be for sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like that that was your your uber decade.

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Speaker 1: It's just the way you carry yourself. Yeah, I kind

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Speaker 1: of funked up and missed out. I think like, also,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that, whether you guys are

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Speaker 1: assholes that identify as bitches or bitch made assholes, I

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Speaker 1: love you all. I'm surprised none of us, uh, none

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Speaker 1: of us went bald. That's kind of a surprising thing

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Speaker 1: for a group of guys. Kyle's on his way. That's

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Speaker 1: why I'm growing my hair out now. I'm growing my

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Speaker 1: But Kyle, that's always kind of a bad look. Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: you want to go short so you can't tell as much? No,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm holding onto it. I'm holding on This

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Speaker 1: do the long hair, So I'm like fucking going for it,

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Speaker 1: you know what i mean, the last gay Sure, that

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Speaker 1: makes sense, I'm aware of that. Let it keep receding

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Speaker 1: and keep it long and go gray like the crypt

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Speaker 1: keeper style. Just hella stringy in the back, dude. I

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Speaker 1: love that because then I'll rock with you. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think that'd be a good look. That's cool. That's that's

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Speaker 1: when you got to start directing those those porno movies,

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Speaker 1: because you absolutely had the hair to go with it. Yeah, definitely,

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Speaker 1: big career switch coming up as soon as the hair changes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you ready to pop? Is that's your crip keeper?

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Speaker 1: Very good? I'd be the star of your first porno movie.

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Speaker 1: I'd be the star of that. You think you'd be

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Speaker 1: the star, you'd hope? Yeah, Well, if I came to

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Speaker 1: the table with some financing, it was like, dude, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to make a career switch. I need you

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Speaker 1: because your name is going to help pop it. Like

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Speaker 1: you'd be there. Something's gonna papap. I would like to

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Speaker 1: out and then a very funny stunt dick. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that'd be great. So you want to fuck, but not

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Speaker 1: I'm not even sorry to build up like I think

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Speaker 1: putting in my buddy. No, No, I want to be

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Speaker 1: the dad. The dad is like, Okay, I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: back and I go, honey, what are you doing? And

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Speaker 1: It's so crazy that like you cannot watch a porno

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Speaker 1: don't want to suck you. Oh my god. You go

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Speaker 1: I mean, is that because nothing's taboo? Like it used

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Speaker 1: now it's like, um, twenty five of your sisters. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving gets fucking crazy. Yeah, you have some some narnar banks. Lately,

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Speaker 1: And this is what the podcast has devolved into talking

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Speaker 1: about Kyle's poopoos. Hey, guys, welcome to This is important.

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Speaker 1: I was just simply dehydrated, and I went ahead and

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Speaker 1: bulled right back up. We're all good. That's interesting. I

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Speaker 1: would like for us all to just work together and

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Speaker 1: have a great working relationship together and have a spin

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Speaker 1: off other TV show that basically Workaholics, but uh, you

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Speaker 1: know isn't and we're old. Let me be the tall

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Speaker 1: Brad Garrett guy. Many Okay, you'll be the next door

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Speaker 1: neighbor best friend who my my wife wants me to

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Speaker 1: be the best friend with. And then Blake is my

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Speaker 1: old school best friend that my wife doesn't want around

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Speaker 1: and takes it's a bad influence. And then you guys

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Speaker 1: are both always vine for to see who's you know,

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Speaker 1: gonna barbecue with me? And ship it writes it and

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Speaker 1: pitch in the room. It's gold. I can already see

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Speaker 1: we could sell like I mean, I'm back in. I'll

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Speaker 1: do a couple more apps multi Platinum. No, no, fuck,

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Speaker 1: you were filming the pilot and you were out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You guys look like Pokemon, Yeah crazy, Yeah, look yeah,

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Speaker 1: your emo bangs. That's so weird. This was like film school.

420
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: Like coming out of film school. I think I went

421
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: to like this like Emo side major league. When I

422
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 1: went to film school, I loved that. I still think

423
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,959
Speaker 1: we need to solve a murder to really get up

424
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 1: our numbers, but I agree to figure out who's been murdered.

425
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm getting a lot more d ms. More people were

426
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: sliding in the d m s and from the podcasts

427
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 1: that have come out so far, No Chicks. I was thinking,

428
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,399
Speaker 1: oh I might I might see booby photos again like

429
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,719
Speaker 1: I did the first few seasons of Workaholics. It doesn't

430
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: doesn't happen any any longer. Now, I just get really

431
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: horny gay dudes. Really, do you guys get horny gay dudes?

432
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:49,120
Speaker 1: Or I got one I get every day. I get

433
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: it a handful, just like a handful of horny gay

434
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: dudes that are like I would swallow your dick hold

435
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 1: dick and balls your swallow your dick hall or your

436
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: dick hole my dick and balls hole entirely, put your

437
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 1: dick hole in my ear hole. That's cool. Can anyone

438
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: do that where they get the whole dick and the

439
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: ball for sure? Can anyone do that? We already told

440
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 1: you if you can think, I'm not saying that's not

441
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: somebody who's into trying it. I'm saying, is it humanly possible? Guarantee?

442
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 1: Of course, if you think about it, it just depends

443
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: on the size of the you know, oh, I guess yeah,

444
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: if you have a super tiny dick, because if you

445
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: had a tiny also, if it's hard or not, like

446
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't we're not specifying if it's got to be

447
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 1: hard or soft. If it's soft, I'm sure you could

448
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 1: fit most dicks and balls in your mouth? Still? Is

449
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,640
Speaker 1: that gonna be my new thing? Just watching soft dick

450
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: b J's with the nuts involved? Is that a thing?

451
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: Like you tell us? Is that your thing? If you

452
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: can dream it? It's on the net? Baby, what I'm

453
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: hanging out with my wife's smart friends. I'm trying so

454
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: hard to like say ship like that. I don't know,

455
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: and I just I'm like, I'm walking that tight rope's

456
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,679
Speaker 1: is always like that is so perplexing. Oh my gosh,

457
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 1: that is really just perplexed me. I'm pretty perplexed. Let

458
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: me think on that perplexitgen That is a real perplexity

459
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: because if you try, if you nail it, they're like,

460
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: well look who's arrived. But if you say the wrong word,

461
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: they're like, this motherfucker is stupid. Yeah, you fall off flat? Yeah?

462
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: What is your go to smart word? That that you genitalia?

463
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: Genitalia is your go to smart words? I don't know.

464
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm like thinking of long words too. Yeah, I guess

465
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: that's just long to me. Bro, What isn't there a misnomer?

466
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: Is that? Ye? Misnomer? You know? What I like to say,

467
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,959
Speaker 1: is uh, what we think we know that's my favorite

468
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: smart person ship when they're like, well what we think

469
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: we know is that the koala is dying. Uh, Like

470
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: they're so well read. My dad will drop at the

471
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: end of the day to like it's just it's flagrant

472
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 1: right where it's like, what do you mean at the

473
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: end of the day, Like we don't have to have

474
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: this conversation, like nothing about the end of the day. No,

475
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: that's not what it means. Isn't that what that means? No, No,

476
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: the idiom means like the bottom line is he said, idiom.

477
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, that's a great one. Idiom

478
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: is pretty good. But at the end of the day,

479
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: meaning like after we argue, like till the end of

480
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: the day, when we get to it, this is gonna

481
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: be what's up? So I know everything. No, it's not

482
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,959
Speaker 1: about arguing. It's not to the end of the day.

483
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: It's at the end of the day, at the end

484
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: of the day, like summoning it all up, like this

485
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: is what it all right, the summation of the discussion

486
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: is at the end of the day. Yes, givemation, very

487
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: good oud of you. That's I might have to bring

488
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 1: that one up, summation. I might have to drop that

489
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving dinners. Well, the summation is well, yeah, you

490
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,639
Speaker 1: gotta have a sentence with it too. I know, I

491
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: was happy that it happened because I was able to

492
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: use it. Yeah, but not in a sentence, just as

493
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: a word. You just said the summation. No, I did

494
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: use it in a sentence the first time, and then

495
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: I couldn't put it back into a sentence. But I

496
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: did pull it out of a genuine, a very genuine sentence.

497
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: If you do it in a sentence, you know, you

498
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: could use that like a dinner table, like what's the

499
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: summation of the salt you just used? But that's like,

500
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Like what the fun was that?

501
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 1: I feel like this this has too much salted it.

502
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: There's too much summation. Yeah, oh I feel a little

503
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: summation my stomach. I feel like my steak was overly

504
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: summated with salt. You can say that, You can say, like,

505
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: what's your summation of Thanksgiving dinner? And then make sure

506
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: like you fart right afterwards. Hello, that's that way that

507
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: would bring the house down. What was it season three

508
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: or four that you guys motorcycles? But Blake got had

509
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: his first, and then I bought it. I bought mine

510
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: maybe a year or so after Blake got his. Um

511
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: Who what kind of making models are we talking? Yeah,

512
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 1: I gotta hardly right out of the gate. It was.

513
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,479
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was my first motorcycle. It was

514
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: the terrible decision. Uh yeah, I got a Triumph. It

515
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: was a souped up bad bitch, and I really thought

516
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: it was fucking cool. But I live My house was

517
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: in the Hollywood Hills, so it's I couldn't learn. I

518
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: couldn't get in and out of my neighborhood. If I

519
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: was able to like roll my way down this cliff,

520
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: then I could actually drive it on the flat lands

521
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: pretty easily. Like that that I could do. But I've

522
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: dropped it so many times. And every time you drop

523
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: a motorcycle, it's a goddamn thousand dollars of bullshit that

524
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: you gotta fix because the crunch will pop off and

525
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: you know, all the ship will break that that that

526
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: they're like, you don't know how to fix it because

527
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: you're a freaking idiot, because you don't know. As Kyle

528
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: would say, man men ship, man ship, sorry, sorry bad, Yeah,

529
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm saving it, but yeah, so I ended up. I

530
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: don't have it anymore. But when I don't have it,

531
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: you got rid of it. I got rid of it.

532
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: I sold it for like nothing, for like zero do

533
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: ok alright, that was gonna be My question is what

534
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: y'all doing with it? And can I get it? I

535
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: have one, I'm gonna take yours. So I remember one

536
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: of the first times I dropped it. I was going

537
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: down the side of the cliff in my in my neighborhood.

538
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: You have to take like a hairpin turn to get

539
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: out of the neighborhood. Gnarly gnarly downhill hairpins. Yeah, and uh,

540
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: I just kind of lost control of the bike. It

541
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: wasn't there was nothing there. There's nothing in front of me,

542
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: and there was guys work in construction on this house

543
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: right here, and I like, I'm gonna just drive into

544
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: this bush. So I put the bike down real quick,

545
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: you know, like an idiot, and I'm just like fall

546
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: and I like skid down the hill a little bit.

547
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: And I get up and I'm so embarrassed that I

548
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: just dropped my expensive as motorcycle just on the ground.

549
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: It's gonna be another fucking thousand dollars that I gotta

550
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: pay for this thing to get fixed. By the way,

551
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm a half block away from my home. I didn't

552
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: get out of the neighborhood. And I was so embarrassed

553
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: that all these guys saw and they're like, oh you

554
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: are you okay? And I look into the bush and

555
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: go fucking squirrels as if as if a squirrel came out.

556
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: And I'm such a good guy that I don't want

557
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: to hit a squirrel, so I throw my motorcycle to

558
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: the ground. Well, the coolest thing, the only cool thing

559
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: about falling off your motorcycle, is that as soon as

560
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: it happens, as soon as you drop your bike, you

561
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: instantly get this embarrassment strength where you can just lift

562
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: a thousand pounds. No, like, you just lift your bike up,

563
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: and these things are heavy as fuck. You're so embarrassed,

564
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: and you're just like, I'm cool. Oh yeah, I'm on

565
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: the side off. It's it's a it's you know, it's

566
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: like an eight pound motorcycle. And I'm like, no, just

567
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: no problem. You get home, your back just seizes up.

568
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: It's like, damn, that was the most fun. When you

569
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: guys had those motorcycles and you come into the writer's

570
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: room and talk about your trials. How terrifying it was

571
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: writing in Yeah, and it's just like, why do you

572
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: have these things? Because I had three of the best

573
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: rides in my life. How many times did you ride it?

574
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: About three to four times? Seriously? Yeah, Adham, like a dozen. Yeah,

575
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: I probably took it out about a dozen times, but

576
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: I crashed five times. Like it was almost a fifty

577
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: crash rate for me getting in and out of my neighborhood.

578
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: And finally, the last time I did it, I was

579
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: shooting the movie Why Him, and I was in a

580
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: scene with Franco and Brian Cranston and we're staying around

581
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: this table and we're talking and all of a sudden,

582
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: my leg seized up and I made this like face.

583
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: I was like because it was like the most pain

584
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: that I that I've experienced, like a Charlie Horse sensation. Yeah,

585
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: it felt just like my yeah, just like seized. The

586
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: muscles were like yeah. Yeah, It's like something was like

587
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: grabbing me like a python. It wrapped around my leg

588
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: and just was squeezing the ship out of me. That's Franco.

589
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 1: That was Franco's python. You know, he's got a hug

590
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: and then Brian Creston goes, I'm sorry. That's either either

591
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: you're in a lot of pain or that's the most

592
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: insane character choice I've ever seen in my life, as

593
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: if my character is just making some fucking bizarro face.

594
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like, ah, my fucking leg, I'm so sorry, guys,

595
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. And I peel up my

596
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: my pants and I I guess I didn't look on

597
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: the back of my uh. Two days before this, over

598
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: the weekend, I was driving my motorcycle and same hairpin

599
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: turn and I'm just going up this time, and I

600
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 1: have to take this hard left in order to you know,

601
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: not drive off a cliff. And so I'm going to

602
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: take this hard left and I eat ship once again,

603
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: and I'm going to pick up the motorcycle. But it's

604
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: heavy as folks, so you really got to throw your

605
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: body weight into it. And I, uh just put my

606
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: entire leg against the tail pipe. But I was by

607
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,959
Speaker 1: the cement truck, so I can't feel my skin, so

608
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: like I can't feel hot and cold. I can only

609
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: feel pressure. I can't feel if my skin is just

610
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: boiling off. And it was fully sizzling against the the

611
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: exhaust pipe. Yeah, and so I just the ship out

612
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: of my leg and it's on the back of my legs.

613
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: So I'm like, when I wash my body, I don't

614
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: like inspect the back of my legs. I just sort

615
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: of like go over it with my fucking lufa. Yeah.

616
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: I treat myself that is that some man ship my

617
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: brother Lufa's. Lufa's are actually full backteria. I would not

618
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: suggest them. They sit there and they collect so much.

619
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: Thank you. Dr knew what check well, I rub my

620
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: open wounds with them. Yeah, I would not suggest that.

621
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: So anyway, so then I go back and I'm shooting

622
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: this scene and they were like, uh, well, you look

623
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: absolutely insane. I peel my my pants up and it's

624
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: purple and blue and green. It's the most magnificent looking

625
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,439
Speaker 1: wound you've ever seen. It's a it's a beautiful piece

626
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: of artwork. Uh. And then they were like, what are

627
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: you doing. You're shooting a movie. You shouldn't be driving

628
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: a motorcycle. Also, you obviously don't know how to drive

629
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: a motorcycle, So don't drive like you don't understand a

630
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: fucking squirrel. Yeah, you just use that for the rest

631
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: of your life. Who out of us is going to

632
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 1: die first? Wow, that's a tough one. And I don't

633
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: you know if you want to add it and if

634
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: you want sprinkling that you think you know how it's

635
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: gonna happen. But who's gonna die first? Holy sh it, dude,

636
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: this is not fun for me. I'm like, I don't

637
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: want to. Why don't you cry about? Fine? Who's gonna win?

638
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: Who's gonna live the longest? I'm gonna probably. I bet

639
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 1: Dur's is going to live the longest because he drinks

640
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 1: the least amount. He never smoked. He doesn't really smoke

641
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: weed that often. I don't drink at all anymore. Just

642
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: so you know, Yeah, but you had, uh, I don't do.

643
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: I don't drink at all, but you smoked forever. Yeah

644
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: but I smoked, yes, correct. But I just wanted to

645
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: say he drinks the least I don't. I don't drink

646
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: at all. I drink the most milkshakes. I think if

647
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: my heart will say stop it and just quit it.

648
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: If that's what are we saying? Who? Okay, this is

649
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: just this is just mine. This is just my my idea.

650
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: Go for it, Okay, So I believe durs is gonna

651
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 1: last the longest. Then Blake, Blake runs every day, he's

652
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: a physical specimen. Uh. Then Kyle, And then I'm gonna

653
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: die uh in a helicopter crash in the next fifteen years.

654
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: And once I learned how to drive a helicopter, Oh,

655
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: you will be piloting. Yeah, I'll be piloting. I'm gonna

656
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: it's gonna be something silly and stupid. I'm still gonna

657
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: send it. But I'm still gonna send it waiting for

658
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, I don't know. That's my That's what

659
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: I think. And maybe my heart will go maybe because

660
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 1: I do chug zequill every night and I do drink

661
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: a caraff of coffee every morning. So yeah, I mean

662
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: it's it's definitely I kind of agree with you on

663
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: you going out first. I definitely in there with you. Yeah. Yeah,

664
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: I would also agree. I I would count on Adam

665
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 1: going out first. Yeah. But you gotta say why just

666
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: saying I'm going to die first? Like, why am I

667
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: going to do something? No said, we could just sprinkle it.

668
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 1: But I think it's going to be somewhere. I think

669
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 1: we're all going to live a little bit later. I

670
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: don't think anybody's going out anytime soon. I feel like

671
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: we have decades to spend with each other. That but

672
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: and you know, maybe when we can start getting up

673
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: to around seventy five around there, we're gonna start dropping. Well, yeah,

674
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: that's how human beings all do that. I'm going to

675
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: a hundred, I don't. I think around ninety well, I think, yeah,

676
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: around we're gonna start feeling old. I'm going to a hundred.

677
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: I'm going to a hundred. Adam just reminded me of

678
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: his nightly routine, and I think that that's that's a

679
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: tick and Tom bomb the uh the like caffeine and

680
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: then like the night quill, whatever the funk it is.

681
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: I think that's not good. But she's a strong boy,

682
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: and I think that he'll be able to withstand that

683
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: for another thirty five years at least. You know, I

684
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: don't doubt that. I think he's he's got that Tom

685
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: Cruise vigor um. But hey man, I also think Tom

686
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: Cruise died twenty years ago and we've been dealing with

687
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: a robot. Oh you've got a clone conspiracy. Oh dude,

688
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 1: I hope I come back as a Tom Cruise robot.

689
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: What's feel about Kyle is that like his creative what

690
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 1: would you call this? This fountain of creativity is very personal.

691
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: And my favorite iteration of this is when Adam and

692
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: Blake both they all lived together, but Adam and Blake

693
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: had girlfriends and Kyle did not. So these guys would

694
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: just bail on Kyle and be like, We're going out

695
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: to play ski ball or whatever. Hit a ball. We

696
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: also had we were dating roommates as well, do you

697
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: guys roommates? The girls were roommates. My dog Kyle would

698
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: just be like the fucking fifth wheel and he get

699
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: left home, and through this sorrow he created one of

700
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: the greatest concept albums known demand oh Man unreleased. Uh

701
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: Friends of Aliens. Yeah, yep, I'm thinking aliens tonight. Do

702
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: you want to give the like the logline, the like

703
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: the synapsis of a synopsis? Dude? Yeah. It was all

704
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: about a guy me who could not find love and

705
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: decided to go to space, and uh it was really smart,

706
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: like went to space like no one understood him here

707
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: on that nobody understood the person on earth, so he

708
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: had to write you know what. This was probably also

709
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: within four months, four to six months of Blake not

710
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: getting the Starbucks commercial. Get cut it out of the

711
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: Starbucks commercial and saying he's going back to conquered. So

712
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: I think you were in that headspace of you know what,

713
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get the funk out of here. Blake

714
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: chose conquered, you chose the moon baby. Yeah. The whole

715
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: goal of the character was to make like good music,

716
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: but he wasn't very good at it, so he went

717
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: to space and then no one can judge me in

718
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: outer space. Yeah, and then I immediately found an alien

719
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: who like, we fucked, like right away. It was just

720
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: you did, and you don't know if it was a

721
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: girl alien or a guy alien. And draw genes is

722
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: very very non gender specific, non gender Did you bust

723
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm busted hard. Yeah, it's in the

724
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: song we Fucked and it was sick. And then I

725
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: ended up bringing the alien back to Earth and and

726
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: we just made music together and took out with drugs

727
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: and yeah, that sounds very smoke whet drugs entire influence. Yeah,

728
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: tacos and drugs exactly eight hella tacos and smoke wheat.

729
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: When I was in high school. I was maybe not

730
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: even in high school. It might have been eighth grade,

731
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 1: I think, and a girl that went to another school.

732
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 1: We started instant messaging each other a O L style,

733
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: and she really wanted to see and it was her

734
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: uh and it might have been her and like ten

735
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: of her friends, but she really wanted to see my

736
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: limp dick go from a limp dick to a hard dick.

737
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: And by the way, yeah, no one has ever even

738
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: seen my dick by eighth grade like my dick was.

739
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: It was just me and my own and she wanted

740
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 1: to see them. Yeah. And then I saw her at

741
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: like a soccer game or like some football game or

742
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: some ship and it was so awkward because she came

743
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,439
Speaker 1: and sat by me and she's like so and I'm

744
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: like thinking, like, am I gonna have to show this

745
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: girl my limp dick, like go behind a dumpster and

746
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: shore my limp penis. There's no dumpsters here? Sorry? Sorry?

747
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: And I was so glad that she didn't approach the subject, uh,

748
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: because that would have been it because because she didn't

749
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: know what you were talking about, because you hadn't been

750
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: talking to her, right and you've been talking to her

751
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 1: a big brother who was exploring no, well, because we

752
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 1: didn't know each other beyond just instant messaging like all

753
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: we need. That's when you had to think about it.

754
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: That's when you had one family computer and if, like

755
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: you had to sleep over something, there was you plus

756
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: a gang of your home. He's talking to whoever you

757
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: were talking to. Absolute same thing was happening on the

758
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: other side of that instant message. Oh, cyber sex was

759
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: the ship do you? Cyber needs to be the fucking merch.

760
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: I want a cyber so bad again. It was so

761
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,959
Speaker 1: fun to cyber all cyber with you. That would be tight.

762
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: I can I can be anybody. I think I would

763
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: have been a pretty good first baseman. I think it

764
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: would have been dope. Let's baseball. You don't have to

765
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: be super athletic. You could be a big boy at

766
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: first especially a first baseman, like I'm just standing there.

767
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: That's not true. Nowadays you have to be pretty fucking athletic.

768
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: Have you've seen these baseball players now? They're all ripped

769
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: as fuck? Hello? Yeah, But the goal back then was

770
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,760
Speaker 1: just to hit home runs and trot around the bases.

771
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: That's all I was doing, and then standing at first

772
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: base and stretching to get a ball. Yeah. But if

773
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: you were a major league baseball player. You would have

774
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: just just now gotten to the point that you're too

775
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: old to play, you know what I mean? Seven? Is

776
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: that too old? I mean yet you would have to

777
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 1: be like super elite to be thirty seven and still

778
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: in the league. Dude, that's crazy to think about. It

779
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: could have been done, yeah, but you would have had

780
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: a real career. You You blew it, and then you

781
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: could have gotten in your directing dreams. You blew it, dude,

782
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: You blew it. Bud. What is the contents of lean?

783
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 1: It's coding? And what what else? Fruit punch or something

784
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: sounds good? You like, mix it with fonta. You do

785
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: it however you want. Really, Yeah, I guess you could

786
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: do a fago if you were a coding juggalo. Damn

787
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: trying to get some Fago sent his way. I'm sure.

788
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure people have done it. Hit him with the

789
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: moon mess. I can't believe Kyle never became a full

790
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: on juggalo. It is weird. You have all the makings,

791
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: Like my hair is getting incredibly long nowadays, and I

792
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: legit am waking up with it in my mouth. Uh,

793
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 1: what the fuck? That is a scary moment. What is

794
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 1: going on. I've had to affect my dreams, like seep

795
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: into my dreams when my hair is in my mouth?

796
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: Do you pull your hair back while you're sleeping. You've

797
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: had long hair for a long time. What do you

798
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: mean this isn't just now. I've never had it this long. Never,

799
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: It's never been down to my titties. Okay, but it's

800
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 1: been long enough to be in your mouth, not since

801
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: like two thousand fourteen something like that. I'm six years ago,

802
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: and it was and I would buzz my head. I

803
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: would get to the point where I would just buzz it.

804
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: I've never like lived with it. Blake has lived with

805
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: long hair for what over a decade. Yeah, it's it's

806
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: getting up there. You've never cut it, It's true, right,

807
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: I do sometimes? All right, Now, here's a question. Do

808
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 1: you guys all maintain your your pubic zones manscape? Yeah? Yeah,

809
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: I do. I do every two months. I do. Yeah,

810
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: probably every couple of months. I I do as well.

811
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 1: I feel like that's something I could do every two months.

812
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: I think I waited a little longer. Yeah. Well okay,

813
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: So here's the question. If you don't, does it just

814
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: keep growing forever? And can you have super long hair,

815
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: like your head of hair, but in your dick zone.

816
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: Can you straighten it and have like a beautiful, luscious

817
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: crotch head of hair parted in the middle. You're joking,

818
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 1: but what happens is it hardens and turns into like, um,

819
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: the horn of a rhinoceros. It's like a hair tusk

820
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: that in cases your fallus and uh protects pizza pizza.

821
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: I know you're joking, but um, that seems real to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

822
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: I'm actually never let it go that long. How long

823
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: does it take for it to turn into the tusk?

824
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: Eighteen months? I feel like specific Yeah, all kidding aside,

825
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It is like calcium deposits, right hair

826
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: is calcium calcium. I wonder what the longest pubic hair

827
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: is because obviously, like there's a for Guinness Guinness Book

828
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: of World Records. Why don't they just just give us

829
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: what we want? We want longest dick. It has to

830
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: be in there. Stop working around. We want longest pew.

831
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: Do they not? Do they need a porn or like anatomy? Okay, yeah,

832
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: I know, like a porn gain. Yes, here's according to

833
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: the Illustrated Book or Sexual records. The longest known pubic

834
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: hair in history was twenty eight inches long and belonged

835
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: to a woman from South Africa. The air was so

836
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 1: long it reached her knees. The same woman had armpit

837
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,720
Speaker 1: hair that was thirty two inches long. Oh this woman

838
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: was That's awesome, But like, like what was runner up?

839
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: What was runner up? Like? I is she a freaking

840
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: nature kind of thing where it's just like that's the

841
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: one or are there like twenty thousand people out there

842
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: with ten inch long pubic hair? That's what I'm more

843
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: interested in, right, Like is this a common thing to

844
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: have foot long pubes? Yeah? I'm gonna try. Illustrated Book

845
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 1: of Sexual Records, So that is a that is a book,

846
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: the Illustrated Book of Sexual Records. I bet if you

847
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: started to com it and you started to take care

848
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: of it, I bet if you if you started to

849
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: actually like train it, it would grow longer than if

850
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: you just like put on underwear and made it crumple up.

851
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You have to there there

852
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 1: has you have to be able to comb it out

853
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: and your training name you're putting, you're putting carrot juice,

854
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 1: just because if not, it'll just roll up onto itself

855
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: and and uh you you would have like dreadlocks down there,

856
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: and then that would you know, crumple up right? Exactly

857
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: what do you mean you would have? Are you not

858
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: supposed to have? Is it not you? You're rocking dreads?

859
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 1: There's his there's his pubic hair. Looks like the two

860
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: twin Matrix brothers, the blonde, the dreadlock. Dude. I would

861
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: go into a chat room and then like lower like

862
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: dudes and pretend I was a chicken. Then when it

863
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: got to like the point of where it was getting hot,

864
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh man, my dick is so hard.

865
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: And then they'd be like, wait, you're a dude. And

866
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, wait what did I miss? Were you

867
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: by yourself or with your friends? It varied. This is

868
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: something I can so, this is not I don't remember this.

869
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: I've known Breake forever. I pretty Kyle quit cover in

870
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: your tracks you and Kyle wearing is based on alone.

871
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: Just this is important, just luring guys funny. So I

872
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: imagine we would do it, but the old bait and

873
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: switch come on, yeah, I get it. But if you're

874
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: doing a bait and switch on your own and like

875
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: fist bumping yourself. It's called trolling man, and some of

876
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: us it feels very good and it's all we at.

877
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, not getting cyber a sl If you

878
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: guys cybered right now, I think that would be kind

879
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 1: of harmless. Like if I were to cyber with any

880
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: of you guys, it would be just like, you know,

881
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: helping each other. I wonder if we have the most

882
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 1: homo erotic podcast in the top two podcasts. I wonder

883
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 1: if we are the most homorotic? Yeah, what's that category?

884
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: Where do we rank in the homo Yeah, we're up there.

885
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: I'd say we're up there. After listening to uh to

886
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: the Merry Kill episode where uh, you guys just went

887
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: in depth on why you would want to suck me

888
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: and and uh and Blake, I'm going in death alright.

889
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: Going in death was part of the game. Yeah, I

890
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: was thinking about that recently. It's a good it's a

891
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: good game. It's a good game once you get spinning

892
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: on it. I'm hitting that b spot. I used to

893
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:21,240
Speaker 1: go up to Kyle's house during Thanksgiving and his parents,

894
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Kyle's parents house in the Bay Area, and

895
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: we would weigh ourselves like before Thanksgiving and then the night,

896
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: like the night of Thanksgiving like that that morning and

897
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: then that night and then I one year. You hold

898
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: the record. I hold the record. I gained ten pounds. No, dude,

899
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: it was twelve. Okay, yeah, you know you gained twelve

900
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: pounds in a matter of days like a true fucking athlete. Yeah,

901
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: it was like a day and a half. And I

902
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: just like put it the fuck on. You were like

903
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: a boxer getting ready for a fight. I was so

904
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: proud of you. It would be an amazing prize by here.

905
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: I think it's the opposite of loading. No, I'm a boxer.

906
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: After it was the way in it was that morning

907
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,479
Speaker 1: and then you try to put on as much weight

908
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: as possible up until the fight, so you got all

909
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: that juice. Was so because we would do like you

910
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,959
Speaker 1: come home and you do like five or six Thanksgivings.

911
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: You do like friends giving, your buddy's Thanksgiving, your families Thanksgiving,

912
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 1: your extended families Thanksgiving, and then just the leftovers, you know,

913
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 1: because you're hungry. It sounds like that stovetop commercial where

914
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: they're trying to game it, because it's like my mom's

915
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: cooking stovetop at five thirty. My mom's cooking it at

916
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: six thirty, and they fucking double up. Well, there's in

917
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: this picture is doing a classic like dad dance, like

918
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: walk like an Egyptian. It looks like he's having king

919
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: tut like, Hey, no bullshit. I was doing that exact

920
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: dance twenty minutes before we were ruling today. Hey it's

921
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: a classic. It's my go to the walk like an

922
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: Egyptian dance, not in maneuver. Yeah, some guys are just

923
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: to be dad's you know, and you're one of them. Yeah,

924
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure if you google search she hulk nude, you're

925
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: gonna find some good stuff. That's that's My ideal body

926
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: type is a female, not a female bodybuilder, but a

927
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: female cross fitter. Yeah, like to get that that lean

928
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: female cross fit bod because they're they're jack. Don't get

929
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 1: it twisted. We're not. We're not, no, not, They're ripped

930
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: and that's that's but not as ripped as like the

931
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: guys get too too big, too bulky. I'm trying to

932
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 1: get that lean CrossFit bob. You want that? Uh that

933
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: any Thor's daughter bob that? Yeah, I'm talking about CrossFit

934
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: women like the champions. Oh, yeah, you want that Tilla

935
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: Claire to me, Bob, I'm trying to get that that

936
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: straight out of Sweden. What's that blonde check? That's just

937
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: the Icelandic girls are running it? Women are running it.

938
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: Are their names hell a dope? Because as soon as

939
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: you get into those Gandinavian names, they're so rock star

940
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: they're dope, except that they're like the patriarch. So like

941
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: everybody's last name is like Sigmund's daughter or David's daughter. Really,

942
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: so when you said Thor's daughter, that's actually the name. Yeah,

943
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: I think it's like a thing that they do in

944
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 1: the Land of Ice. Baby. Wow, that is trippy. So

945
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: the name, how do you spell it? Is it like

946
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: two words? Katrin? David's Dodor? Is that right? David's Dodor.

947
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 1: It's Catherine's David's Catherine. How do you spell Thor's daughter?

948
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: It's with like a D O T T E R.

949
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: She's daughter in lasers she deep Spinney David. If you

950
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: watch Pitch Perfect, the opening scene of that movie is

951
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: of my face and they shot that at the very

952
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: end of the movie and I had gained twenty five pounds.

953
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: I remember shooting that movie. I remember when I saw

954
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: you guys, because I saw you guys the moment I

955
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: left for the movie because it was after the season

956
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: two Rat party. Yeah, I had to bring my suitcase

957
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: with me to the rat party. I gotta stay for

958
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: like an hour and then I had to get on

959
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: the flight and then I left. And then when I

960
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: came back, we were doing some red carpet for like

961
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: Spike Award show or some ship. And I had I

962
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 1: flew back landed, drove straight to the red carpet, flopped

963
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: out of the suv that they drove me, and like

964
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, or you were just grabbing your belt like

965
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: Chris Farves. Time Blake was especially like dear god man,

966
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: what happened to you? And I'm like, what, don't you

967
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: mean what happened? I had a great time. Oysters happened. Yeah.

968
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: Didn't you think that oysters were like very healthy, like

969
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: because somebody is it? Did you think oysters were like

970
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: the salad of the I kept calling on the salad

971
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: of the seat. Well, I thought they were. You wouldn't

972
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: think that oysters are going to be really hot. I

973
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: mean maybe you would, but to me, because they don't.

974
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: They don't seem like they're high and fat, but they are.

975
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: And and I tell people that and they're like, oh,

976
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Yeah they are. It's like a

977
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 1: good fat. It's like avocado, but you're not supposed to

978
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: eat eight avocados in a day, you know. And so

979
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 1: I was eating a dozen oysters before my fried po

980
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: boy sandwich before work before we were all yeah, I

981
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be yeah. And then also just

982
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 1: like a full blown probably the closest I've been to

983
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: being like a true alcoholic, you know, where people would

984
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: are probably like, oh, he's really drinking a lot every

985
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 1: day because they didn't shoot that much on the movie,

986
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's like New Orleans too, right,

987
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: So you're alway, it was Louisiana. And so I was

988
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: just eating and drinking like a fucking monster every day,

989
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,799
Speaker 1: having a blast doing the movie and being there and

990
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: being in Louisiana and eating and drinking everything, and uh yeah.

991
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: And then came back and my head was a completely

992
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: different socide. So if you watch that movie, you see

993
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I bet that was in the beginning

994
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: of of when they started shooting, because it would go

995
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: from like one scene my head is like and it

996
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: just like levels out and it's fucking just a giant, needy,

997
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: puffy doughey, fat fucking head. And then the very next scene,

998
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I have a jawline again, and

999
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: I was doing a dance move that I still will

1000
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: do when I reach a peak level. Bro down drunk,

1001
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:33,720
Speaker 1: when you're like, you're not trying to, you know, impress anyone.

1002
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 1: You're just with your dudes and you're acting straight silly,

1003
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: which is I do a move where I aggressively stir

1004
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 1: my drink. Yes, I have seen that a few times. Yeah,

1005
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 1: that's that's my go to dance move. That's a good one.

1006
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: And then where, And then let's talk about when you're

1007
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: trying to impress people the b side of when you're not.

1008
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 1: What's the move? What's the dance move when you're when

1009
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: you're That's a great question. And then I go into

1010
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I revert to like, I'm a fourth

1011
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: grade later and I'm at my aunt's wedding and I'm

1012
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: convinced that someone did you guys ever do this? Or

1013
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: is this just me and my fucking psychotic head? Where

1014
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: I would I would imagine cybersex people that there's a

1015
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: professional dance scout in the audience at my aunt's wedding

1016
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: in Waterloo, true psychopath. Who's that kid? And I was like,

1017
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: hold the book. I would dance so hard until like

1018
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: every inch of me was sweating because I just danced

1019
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: for like six hours straight, just doing cartwheels, splits, thinking

1020
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: like they're about to approach any moment. I gotta It's

1021
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: the same sort of mindset as when you're practicing hoops

1022
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: as a kid and you're in your driveway and it's

1023
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: always the three to one and you shoot and you miss,

1024
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: but you get the rebound and they're because there's still

1025
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: a second left, and then you like put it up.

1026
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: Then you miss again, and then there's like, oh, this

1027
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: is a very last second, and then you make it.

1028
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: I like that analogy. I do not see how the

1029
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: dancing thing is the same. But I'm I'm trying to follow.

1030
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to win the game, dude. I do like

1031
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: how everything in Adam's mind was for an audience. Yeah,

1032
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: I was just shuiting hoops. You get the funk out

1033
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: of here. You're hit the game winning shot. You were

1034
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 1: never trying to win the game winning shot or it

1035
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: was three to one, and I would I will say this,

1036
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: I would know I wasn't. I was never trying to

1037
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: impress people I thought would roll up or think would

1038
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: see me. I was trying to impress people that were

1039
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: like there, I didn't have like an imaginary, Like an

1040
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: imagination Bill Cartwright himself is gonna pull off. You imagine

1041
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: this whole scenario that allows you to get ready for

1042
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: when the dance is real, you know what I mean,

1043
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: Like you have to put yourself in that. That's just

1044
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: a form of preparation. I think, like mental preparation. I

1045
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: like that, Kyle, I like, I'm not talking. That's the

1046
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: two different things we're talking about here. There's visualization about

1047
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: a race or a game, and then there's I wonder

1048
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: if someone's going to discover me shooting hoops? Well, what's

1049
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: the difference between the two? Honestly, when one is about you,

1050
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: when the others about the game and the fucking process.

1051
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: They're both about you. What it's about how you perform

1052
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: in the game and during and under the line, when

1053
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: you're in when the moment counts, And the other one

1054
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: is when you're performing and there happens to be a

1055
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: scout out there that can give you the ticket and

1056
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 1: the keys to Hollywood. What I guess. I guess I

1057
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:35,479
Speaker 1: would say I have a I differentiate those two from

1058
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: the execution of something and you, But the execution of

1059
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: a dance move is just like the execution of a

1060
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: three pointer and a rebound. I know, but I'm this

1061
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: is exactly where I didn't want. But I'm super curious

1062
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: because it's like, to me, it feels like exactly the

1063
00:58:55,840 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: same thing. I know. But my point is is are

1064
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,919
Speaker 1: you doing Are you trying to nail the dance move

1065
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,919
Speaker 1: to nail it or you're trying to dail the nail

1066
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: the dance move? So someone comes up to you and goes, hey, man,

1067
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: you nailed that dance. Can I just say that I

1068
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: know that I wasn't. I'm not a true psyche what

1069
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: hang on? Hang on, I'm not a true psychopath. And

1070
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 1: I truly believe in Waterloo, Iowa, there's a professional dance

1071
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: scout who's gonna find me. It's just a fun, imaginary

1072
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: thing that I like to make up that helps me

1073
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 1: dance harder at Cindy's wedding. Right because you because you

1074
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 1: think you will be discovered. That's just a fun thing

1075
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm doing in my imagination, much like when I'm practicing

1076
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: shooting hoops. It's a fun thing to imagine that I'm

1077
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: hitting a game winning shot and I'm Michael Jordan's and it's,

1078
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: you know, the finals. But in Adam's case, specifically in

1079
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 1: Adam's case, he came here and became a performer. That

1080
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: he's not a professional performer, he's not a dancer, but

1081
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:01,439
Speaker 1: he is performing with eyes on him. Hum, that's his job.

1082
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 1: I have I danced in movies Blake. You have believe,

1083
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: didn't you. This is where I'm at the Emmys. I

1084
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: did a whole weird, very weird dance number. Adam is

1085
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: a song and dance man. He is, Yeah, yeah, You're

1086
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: a song and dance man. And it started there with

1087
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: the visualization at your aunt's wedding that some talent scout

1088
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: might be watching you. So kids, don't be afraid, don't

1089
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: listen to negative dirs over there. Who there actually has

1090
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: to be a talent scout there In order to imagine it,

1091
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 1: you can just pretend and have a fun imagination. You're

1092
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: missing the point. Hold on what point are we missing? Look,

1093
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: you're imagining the payoff for something as opposed to just

1094
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: getting it right. No, he's not dancing to win. He's

1095
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 1: dancing for a purpose, for attention. But there was not

1096
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: one particular move. There was a lot of moves strung together. Wait,

1097
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: what is the differential? I don't understand and where you

1098
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: were differentiating between sports and like entertainment, Like what are

1099
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: you what? I didn't bring up dancing? You did? No

1100
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 1: I did. But what is the difference between winning a

1101
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: game and winning step up to the streets the TV show? Yeah,

1102
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: and winning in entertainment whatever those bars are. There's not

1103
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: an actual ribbon, there's not an actual judge. But what

1104
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: is the difference there? The difference is he's doing it

1105
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: to be the guy who shoots the game winning shot,

1106
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: as opposed to just working on the shot and getting

1107
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: good at the shot and then going to be the

1108
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: guy who wins the game with the shot. He's sitting

1109
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 1: around not being good at it, going I'm the guy

1110
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 1: who won the shot. I hope somebody drives by and

1111
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: sees me. But I was practicing. I was getting better.

1112
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 1: I mean I just wasn't very naturally getting at basketball.

1113
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: I kind of all we sucked. But a dancing But

1114
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: like you know. Well, no, I take that back. I'm

1115
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: not a bad dancer. I can do. Oh, I just

1116
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 1: I'm curious, Adam, I think you're a pretty good basketball player.

1117
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: Just decide. Thanks Blake. Yeah yeah, well yeah yeah, I'm

1118
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: definitely one of those worst players for sure. Man, I'm

1119
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 1: so glad we went down that. I'm still still I'm

1120
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm glad that that Blake brought up the Emmy's dance

1121
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: because that was one of the weirdest days of my life,

1122
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: where like three days maybe a week before, they were like, hey,

1123
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: I think someone must have fell out, and like they

1124
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 1: needed to fill a segment and Josh Josh gad for

1125
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: sure dropped out. The Emmy's asked me to do like

1126
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: a song and dance number to um present. Then I

1127
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 1: don't even know. I can't remember what it was for

1128
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: song in a movie. No, it was best. It was

1129
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: Emmy's so it was musical or comedy exactly. And so

1130
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: I had I did a huge song and dance number

1131
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 1: and I had like two days to learn it. And

1132
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 1: it's insane, by the way, It's like the craziest thing,

1133
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 1: Like fifty dancers come out. There's the giant mass singer

1134
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: I have to like do a flip over someone. Samantha

1135
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 1: Be's there. It's so weird. But then the weirdest part

1136
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: is like looking is right before I'm about to start,

1137
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: I look out and just see Michael Douglas just staring

1138
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 1: at me, just like just like the sea of famous

1139
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,800
Speaker 1: people looking back at you, going what the funk is this?

1140
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: As I'm like singing and dancing and doing a thing,

1141
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: and then looking out and just just seeing the every

1142
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: famous person you've ever seen in your life was Michael

1143
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: Douglas giving you like a courtesy smile, no work at him.

1144
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: Guess what all those people are in the audience, their

1145
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: potential scout there. They were all scouting. That's what I

1146
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: was thinking. I was like, they're gonna fucking find me.

1147
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: There are scouting you, they're judging you there. They all

1148
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: feel like if I could have, if I could have

1149
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: a little audience participation, countdown three to one and then

1150
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:01,880
Speaker 1: you shoot a fireball, Gotta hit the final closing number.

1151
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: Uh No, I remember Michael Douglas being not into my

1152
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 1: song and dance. Immittedly, admittedly it was so weird, like

1153
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 1: because I watched the show up until they're like okay,

1154
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: and it's fifteen minutes or ten minutes or whatever until

1155
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: you and then they took me backstage, and like it's

1156
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: the most Hollywood thing you can do, because there's like

1157
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 1: chorus girls and there's like professional dancers and singers like

1158
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: that are accompanying me. And then it's just like you

1159
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: go on stage and it's spotlight is on you, and

1160
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,360
Speaker 1: you look out and there's like every famous person you've

1161
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 1: ever you could even imagine, is just in the audience. Uh.

1162
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: And it was the fucking weirdest thing I wish every

1163
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 1: person I imagine if you can imagine it on the internet.

1164
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: The virus, the virus of course, Oh yeah, it's still

1165
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: sweeping the world. Huh, still out there. The virus is

1166
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: still out there. I wouldn't mind if it just swept

1167
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 1: right out of the plan. I'm trying to get back

1168
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 1: to business. Look at these CrossFit women. Don't you want

1169
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: your body to look like I mean, Blake already kind

1170
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: of looks like a hot cross fit babe. Is that

1171
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,439
Speaker 1: what it is, Adam? Is that like they look how

1172
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 1: you want to look. Yeah, I'm not saying I'm trying

1173
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: to fund these women. I'm saying I want my body

1174
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: to look like these cross fit women. Wait, you're saying

1175
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: you want to be these women? Oh that one right there,

1176
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 1: Lauren Fisher, She's she's famous, she's a beach. I think

1177
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 1: they're all kind of famous like this. I take that Lenass,

1178
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: Danielle Sidell. Well, it's really just their abdominals. Is that

1179
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 1: what you're you're drawn to right now? Dude? The quads

1180
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: are out of hand, brook Ants. I'm trying to be

1181
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 1: a cross fit chick. That's that's what I want out

1182
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,919
Speaker 1: of my fully support. If you started rocking, h yeah,

1183
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: start rocking like a sports brawn, just hitting the beach, Dude,

1184
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: that's actually a cool look. People would be like, where

1185
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: do you work out? You're like, I'm ever seen a

1186
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: homie Rocco sports braw and it probably looks cool as fuck,

1187
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: Like the cut off tea game is sick. Yeah, I

1188
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,959
Speaker 1: could see. No matter what I do, and I work

1189
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: out really hard, and no matter what I do, I

1190
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 1: still have a little belly fat. I work out every

1191
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 1: day and I can't. I can't have the body of

1192
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 1: a Sarah Sigmunds daughter. We should get a kickstarter or

1193
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,919
Speaker 1: go fund me for two free carl and just see

1194
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 1: how much like money like dumb money we can get

1195
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: and then throw a a Kyle release or a car

1196
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 1: release party, uh, and have a fucking carnival or something.

1197
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 1: You know, bro, I love it when you spit ball. Okay,

1198
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: I don't see anything going on with that. I feel like, yeah,

1199
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 1: I love it, you know, with the prison system right now,

1200
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 1: I think that's a great call just to hey, Anders,

1201
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: thank you, And I totally agree. I love it when

1202
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: outam just like stream of consciousness like gets these great ideas.

1203
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 1: It's fantastic it Yeah, and they just come to me,

1204
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: should we do this? Like would be crazy? Right? We

1205
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 1: just asked for money for nothing? Yeah, why not? And

1206
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: then and then drink the money away? Yeah. Well, well

1207
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 1: we'll obviously a bit be an open bar, but then

1208
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 1: we'll have like a dope party for Carl to come

1209
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 1: out of prison prison and we'll get we'll get a

1210
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: blow up prison for Kyle to like be stuck in

1211
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 1: like a bounce house. Yeah exactly, now you're thinking. And

1212
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: then we get him and then we're like and and

1213
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 1: we'll like address up like Air Griffin as like a

1214
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 1: judge or something, and he'll like bang a gavel and

1215
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 1: he's like, I now sentenced you to take a beer bond. Yeah,

1216
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 1: this is when we all find out that Adam has

1217
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 1: fallen on some real hard times. I'm trying to invest

1218
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 1: all money from the Free Carl Foundation. We should do

1219
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: this crazy thing, Guys. I'm having trouble paying my mortgage.

1220
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 1: It's a dark carnival of the souls, but for workaholics fans.

1221
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,960
Speaker 1: If we were all four of us to be a

1222
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: fight to the death cage match where you get to

1223
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 1: choose a weapon. What weapon are you bringing to the table,

1224
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 1: what weapon can you wield master fully? Well? Hang, is

1225
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,560
Speaker 1: this fight in front of a bunch of people? Okay,

1226
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 1: thank god? So I'll do well. I'm just bringing their

1227
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:33,719
Speaker 1: positive vibes. I like that. It doesn't matter. That doesn't

1228
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: matter what I'll do. That doesn't What I'll do is

1229
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 1: I'll imagine that there's a scout out there, a fighting scout,

1230
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: and yes, don King, it's Nitro from American Gladiators. That

1231
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:48,880
Speaker 1: Nitro's out there, he's judging the whole situation. I'm imagining

1232
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 1: Nitro's out there and I have to win this fight

1233
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:57,720
Speaker 1: for Nitro, and that'll give me the motivation I need

1234
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 1: to succeed. And my answer is, uh, those little knife

1235
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: things that Raphael had, cool but rude size. I like

1236
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: your size. Those are tight. Also, what Donna Tello had?

1237
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 1: Just a big gas stick that works because you could

1238
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: pope people. You can hear staff. Yeah, did you watch

1239
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles? Yeah? I don't know. I didn't know any

1240
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:25,599
Speaker 1: of their weapon. I know nunchuck. See. That's the only

1241
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:28,000
Speaker 1: way I can answer this question is imagine myself as

1242
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: an action figure and what comes in the package with me? Yeah,

1243
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:39,280
Speaker 1: I would rock Leonardo's Sharplong medals. Sharplong metals. When I

1244
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: imagine myself as an action figure and what comes with me,

1245
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:47,680
Speaker 1: I think I'm going like fucking raw with with like

1246
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 1: a baseball bat with some fucking sharp medals in the

1247
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 1: end of it so I can swing the funk out

1248
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:57,240
Speaker 1: of it. You're a Casey Jones, Casey Jones with like

1249
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 1: with blades at the end of the bat. Is that

1250
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: a hoose can cycle bat? Tell me you for this? Uh, well,

1251
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: here's the issue with just having a baseball bat with

1252
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:13,080
Speaker 1: blades of swords? Is what I'm gonna do. Definitely fabricating

1253
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 1: my own thing. I know that there's a lower to

1254
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,120
Speaker 1: my weapon, and that's fine. Will allow him to tear

1255
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,320
Speaker 1: your laura apart real quickly. And that's fine, is what

1256
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,800
Speaker 1: I would do. As you would swing, You'd swing at

1257
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:27,160
Speaker 1: me right and then I'd slide using my fourth grade

1258
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:31,400
Speaker 1: honed dance maneuvers that I've honed through the years at

1259
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 1: random weddings looking for scouts, and I would slide on

1260
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,599
Speaker 1: my knees right after you swung the bat. I just

1261
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,719
Speaker 1: stay out of that reach. Then I'd slide in with

1262
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:47,680
Speaker 1: my size and cut at them thighs SI to the thighs,

1263
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: size to the thighs, just two on each thigh. Just

1264
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 1: think that not and then not even worry about the dick.

1265
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,559
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about the dick. If you cut the

1266
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 1: inner thighs and then you shred, you shred down. Thank

1267
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:02,360
Speaker 1: you though, by the way, thank you for you know

1268
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm saying, if I know Kyle and I do,

1269
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:08,479
Speaker 1: I might hit the tip. I might hit the tip.

1270
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,160
Speaker 1: But this guy's a droopy dog. He's got a droopy

1271
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: sad It's not necessarily long. It's like a sad sack.

1272
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, I still say thank you. You're gonna

1273
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: pin the sack to the thing. I'm gonna pin the

1274
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:24,759
Speaker 1: side to the thigh. Do you think you would escape

1275
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 1: from a prison? Do you think you would have that

1276
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:30,400
Speaker 1: in you? I would for sure. Yeah, I would definitely try.

1277
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would make it, but I

1278
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,479
Speaker 1: would definitely try. I don't know. I guess it depends.

1279
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 1: I love it. Kyle's like a cool hand Luke, He's

1280
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:41,680
Speaker 1: like at least tried, though, at least stop trying. I

1281
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 1: don't know. I might just sell my asshole. Yeah, yeah,

1282
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 1: just like really just be the that was a quick term. Yeah,

1283
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 1: what I do in jail, sell my asshole. I don't know.

1284
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: That's a lot of work. You gotta stay up every night.

1285
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,439
Speaker 1: You're getting no sleep the stay of every night to

1286
01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:01,439
Speaker 1: be digging the tunnel when you could just like, uh,

1287
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:04,160
Speaker 1: you know, sell your asshole and then get all the

1288
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 1: cigarettes and you get a little candy, like they'll give

1289
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 1: you tic tax you get. I think you're gonna sell

1290
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:12,479
Speaker 1: your asshole. They're taking your asshole. Yeah no, I'm no,

1291
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 1: I'm not. They're not taking it. I'm getting you're gonna

1292
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: keep their tic tax in your asshole, their cigarettes, your assholes,

1293
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:21,680
Speaker 1: their cigarette holder. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna go give me,

1294
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,880
Speaker 1: your fucking asshole. I'm like, you don't have to take it.

1295
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: It's right here for you for your taking. And they're

1296
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 1: gonna be like, okay, all right, I don't know if

1297
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 1: I want if you're gonna give it up that hard,

1298
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,600
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, well, whoever has the most cigarettes

1299
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:38,160
Speaker 1: for me to smoke? That gets my sweet puckery butthole.

1300
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,559
Speaker 1: I like your reverse, Like it's like a cool who

1301
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 1: wants to be a millionaire? Like game show who's gonna

1302
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:49,040
Speaker 1: win my buttle tonight? Yeah, I'm running a game show

1303
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:53,120
Speaker 1: out of out of the prison, out of spoiler spoiler

1304
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: alert at them. They're all gonna suck your asshole. Yeah, man,

1305
01:12:57,479 --> 01:13:02,599
Speaker 1: like everybody wins everybody for five cigarettes. I get it. First,

1306
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 1: there's I think if you and I, if you and

1307
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 1: I were cellmates, I think we could had your plan

1308
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,880
Speaker 1: to escape. I think we could figure it out. Dude.

1309
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 1: I would make the sickest paper mache us yes, yes,

1310
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 1: to leave under the covers while we fucking crept out. Yeah, dude,

1311
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 1: I would definitely go to the library and find a

1312
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,280
Speaker 1: way to talk to the warden and talk about the

1313
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 1: building and the architecture and get the schematics of the place.

1314
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 1: I would work that, But why do you want to

1315
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:30,600
Speaker 1: escape when next week Ariana Grand Days performing. Come on,

1316
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:33,280
Speaker 1: we got a free show next week. I see, I

1317
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 1: would be my job. I'd be concert promoter. That's why

1318
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 1: we're escaping. Hey, you know what, Blake, that's how we're

1319
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:43,360
Speaker 1: escaping actually, because when everybody's over here looking at Ariana

1320
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:46,360
Speaker 1: grund Day, we're out our motherfucking tunnel that we've been

1321
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,120
Speaker 1: working on for a couple of weeks. And you know what,

1322
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,400
Speaker 1: when you guys need to relax and take some time off,

1323
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:54,800
Speaker 1: you can fuck my asshole. Man. Last night we dug hole.

1324
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,160
Speaker 1: We dug so much deep hole. I need a little

1325
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 1: bit more deep hole. Yeah. Kyle's like, DERs, what happened

1326
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,280
Speaker 1: you're supposed to dig last night? He's like, I don't know, Adam,

1327
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 1: let me fuck him for three cigarettes. Yeah, I couldn't resist,

1328
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:14,080
Speaker 1: and I'm over Like God is a one man. Damn

1329
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,799
Speaker 1: our prison rocks, dude, we got a pretty dope prison.

1330
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:19,600
Speaker 1: I would be drawing hell of drawings, That's what I

1331
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:22,320
Speaker 1: would be doing. I would be giving art away to

1332
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: avoid penetration. Yes, Derris, can you draw my can you

1333
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: write my name? Real quick, like cool. I would just

1334
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 1: draw like graffiti of names or like pictures of people's children. Gosh, hey,

1335
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 1: I feel like I would. I would end up getting

1336
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:40,800
Speaker 1: so many just dollops of free potatoes that people would

1337
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 1: want to, like free mashed potatoes. You're getting because but

1338
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 1: it's a ball. Stop fucking my asshole, because it's because

1339
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 1: my ass is got to be too big. Like you

1340
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 1: know what, you your approach to this whole question is

1341
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:59,960
Speaker 1: just great, man, You're never too big. There's always another

1342
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 1: dude in jail who's like, actually I could fit that

1343
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:04,760
Speaker 1: pretty well. No, they're just going to be putting a

1344
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:09,160
Speaker 1: shatrawl on your button, slipping the potatoes out, or washing

1345
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:12,639
Speaker 1: the cat. They're just gonna wash the cat. This bro

1346
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 1: got that she hulk booty y. Do you know she

1347
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:29,280
Speaker 1: hulk over in cell block. He's built like a CrossFit girl. Yeah.

1348
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:33,080
Speaker 1: So uh. He like was bullying me, and my dad

1349
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:36,000
Speaker 1: told me that, like I have to hit him first.

1350
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:38,400
Speaker 1: My mom was like, only hit him if he hits

1351
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:41,759
Speaker 1: you first. My Dad's like, you're much smaller than him.

1352
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 1: Definitely hit him first. Scare the ship out of him,

1353
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:48,120
Speaker 1: like beat the ship out of him. And then he

1354
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 1: won't hurt you anymore, And I'm like got it. So

1355
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,960
Speaker 1: then the next day at school, I took my book

1356
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:56,200
Speaker 1: out and from my backpack and went up to him

1357
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 1: as he was sitting down in a desk and just

1358
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 1: clubbed him in the side of the head with it,

1359
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 1: like almost knocking him out. And then and then like

1360
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:05,519
Speaker 1: a week later, I see him at the top of

1361
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:08,800
Speaker 1: a staircase and I fucking three D style kicked him

1362
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 1: down this staircase and he like dislocated his shoulder. So yeah,

1363
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:15,920
Speaker 1: and how does it feel? How does yeah? So I

1364
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,120
Speaker 1: was for sure his bully. In hindsight, I realized that,

1365
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,520
Speaker 1: but at the time I was like he was bullying

1366
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:24,360
Speaker 1: He was No, he was bullying me, Kyle. He didn't

1367
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,760
Speaker 1: hit you with a book or kick you downstairs player, No,

1368
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 1: he hit me with his fist. He hit me. Who

1369
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 1: is this murder podcast right here? Do he hit me

1370
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:37,599
Speaker 1: with his fist first? So? So yeah, did I deserve that?

1371
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:41,680
Speaker 1: It sounds like a movie reveal, like the likes of

1372
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,519
Speaker 1: Fight Club, where like all of a sudden, your faces

1373
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 1: on his body, like you thought you were at the

1374
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 1: bottom of the stairs and he was looking down on you.

1375
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:51,400
Speaker 1: What's cool is Adam was just bringing up kind of

1376
01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 1: like an eye for an eye, but he just hit

1377
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 1: him and Adam then threw off stairs. It's kind of

1378
01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 1: like an eye for a shoulder job. Dennis Well also, yeah,

1379
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,599
Speaker 1: my dad just gave me real piss poor advice. Well,

1380
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 1: I do say that's like my dream role is like

1381
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 1: like the movie Fear, Like I feel like I do

1382
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:13,280
Speaker 1: well with something like that. Where where remember that movie

1383
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:16,080
Speaker 1: Fear with Mark Wohlberg where he's just like everybody kind

1384
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,040
Speaker 1: of likes him and he's like the new boyfriend and

1385
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,160
Speaker 1: he's cute and everyone's like, yeah, he's a nice guy.

1386
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,320
Speaker 1: I think I do well with, like, oh no, we

1387
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:24,400
Speaker 1: like him. You look at him a little little cute,

1388
01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:27,720
Speaker 1: he's he's good for you. And then I'm a fucking lunatic.

1389
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:30,680
Speaker 1: Then you start carving ship into your chest. And then

1390
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: I imagine there's all kinds of like serial killer scouts

1391
01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:37,040
Speaker 1: out there looking for me, and I'm gonna be like

1392
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:44,559
Speaker 1: the number one. We want all the gay dudes that

1393
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:49,240
Speaker 1: are um offering. I was gonna say threatening, but no,

1394
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:52,320
Speaker 1: they're offering. They're offering to swallow my dick and ball's

1395
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: hole and to tongue my bubble while my did kind

1396
01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:59,479
Speaker 1: balls are in their mouth? Uh slide come up, fly

1397
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 1: on over to call his Instagram and offer him up something. Yeah,

1398
01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:07,280
Speaker 1: what's your at? What's your at? Kyle Kyle Newitchek just

1399
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 1: my name? Why don't you go on go on over

1400
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,479
Speaker 1: to at Kyle Newitcheck's Instagram and tell him what you

1401
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,439
Speaker 1: want to do with his veggies that he just pulled

1402
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:18,639
Speaker 1: out of his guarden. Yeah, and next week we'll read

1403
01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:22,599
Speaker 1: the top five comments. And uh, I don't want any

1404
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 1: straight guys going in there trying to be funny. We'll know,

1405
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:28,880
Speaker 1: we will, We'll do some deep we want, we want,

1406
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:33,840
Speaker 1: we want you to actually offer up that throat if

1407
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:39,000
Speaker 1: you'd like, only if you'd like. Allegedly, I'm just not

1408
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 1: going to sign the document that says if Blake goes

1409
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,120
Speaker 1: to prison, we're all going to prison. So you don't

1410
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:46,040
Speaker 1: want to sell a link with me. No, no, unbelievable.

1411
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:48,720
Speaker 1: Let's say if I go to prison and I come

1412
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:51,320
Speaker 1: out of prison, will you guys be there waiting for

1413
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 1: me with an Omaha steak to take me immediately to

1414
01:18:55,400 --> 01:19:00,679
Speaker 1: the hospital because my assholes con caved. Absolutely, where's the prison.

1415
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 1: Let's just say it's Oregon, Oregon. No beautiful country up there.

1416
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 1: You're not gonna come and give me out of prison card? No?

1417
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,640
Speaker 1: Why not? Oh man? Why not? Well? What time of

1418
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:16,519
Speaker 1: year is it? It's you know, it's this time. It's

1419
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 1: October getting cold. It's getting cold. It's like thirty degrees

1420
01:19:20,439 --> 01:19:22,519
Speaker 1: up there, it's almost freezing. I don't do that. Well, well,

1421
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,960
Speaker 1: you know what, at this time, we we probably have

1422
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 1: one of the biggest podcasts in the world, and allegedly

1423
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 1: you guys bring a whole audio set up to start

1424
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 1: the podcast back up again. As soon as I get

1425
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,519
Speaker 1: out of prison, I get out of prison, I go

1426
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:40,599
Speaker 1: into the van. We fire up the next pot O hot.

1427
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,040
Speaker 1: That's a I'm tuning in. How about this, Are you

1428
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:45,720
Speaker 1: allowed to do a podcast from jail? I'll remote in. Well,

1429
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,000
Speaker 1: I think you can wrap from jail. I actually think

1430
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:50,600
Speaker 1: you probably could. Yeah. I think you also can have

1431
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:53,400
Speaker 1: an Instagram in jail. Yeah. I think it depends where

1432
01:19:53,439 --> 01:19:55,800
Speaker 1: you're in prison. And I feel one of us is

1433
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:59,040
Speaker 1: going to prison. It's probably overseas off of some dumb ship.

1434
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:04,400
Speaker 1: The most hilarious stuff from all that terrible like Epstein

1435
01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:06,519
Speaker 1: ship is when they're like to his face telling him

1436
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:08,679
Speaker 1: like his dick looks like a like a little football

1437
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:14,639
Speaker 1: or something. He's like, I'm as I've answer, this is amazing.

1438
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 1: That ship was hilarious. Takes off his microphone. It's like, true,

1439
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,920
Speaker 1: that's your hot button. That's like the best hidden camera

1440
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:24,880
Speaker 1: show that you actually know there's a camera there. Ever, right,

1441
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:28,160
Speaker 1: they were like, is it true your dick looks like

1442
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:35,320
Speaker 1: a nerve Ornado football nato let dud a straight face,

1443
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,240
Speaker 1: like what are we doing here? Is it true? You

1444
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:44,400
Speaker 1: have lumpy come. He's like, I'm gonna take my microphone off.

1445
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:46,840
Speaker 1: I can't handle this, but you can handle every other

1446
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:51,639
Speaker 1: coming after your weird shaped dick. You're out here roast him.

1447
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 1: I think every prisoner, a person who's found guilty should

1448
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,800
Speaker 1: have to go through a roasting. I mean yeah, I

1449
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: think that would be great. Yeah, I'm and ship. It'll

1450
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: clean up the streets once they're found guilty. That the

1451
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:11,400
Speaker 1: jury has just been working on fucking slams guilty. Yeah, okay,

1452
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:14,240
Speaker 1: before you leave the courtroom, we roast you. We found

1453
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:17,599
Speaker 1: your guilty on twelve counts. Also, her mom is so fat,

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Speaker 1: and like the jury is like, yeah, oh, how fat

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Speaker 1: is she's jury? That would be fucking awesome,