Speaker 1: It's nine O G one with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: Boom boom?
Speaker 1: Are you ready for isn't this a song? Isn't that
Speaker 1: a song? Can you see it?
Speaker 2: Like? Are you ready for this? Like you want to
Speaker 2: go like, no, it's not that wad No? You all
Speaker 2: ready for this?
Speaker 3: Y'all?
Speaker 1: Anyway, we are ready for it, and I hope you
Speaker 1: guys are too, because we're rolling.
Speaker 2: This is it, this is the shoe, this is the
Speaker 2: real life, which is perfect for what we're doing today.
Speaker 2: In the episode we watched.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, Whoa. That's all I have to say about
Speaker 1: this commentary.
Speaker 3: I didn't hate it at all.
Speaker 1: You liked it. I'm sure I knew you would. Amy.
Speaker 3: There's some cringey things, but there's also some juicy things.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh my god, it's it's it's it's an Unreal World.
Speaker 1: It's season five, episode twenty four, aired March fifteenth, nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety five.
Speaker 2: Synopsis. Valerie is broke and back at costs a Walsh,
Speaker 2: while a class project based on MTV's The Real World
Speaker 2: goes KerPlunk when students bail at the last minute, leaving
Speaker 2: Claire and David scrambling. Luckily, the friend group fills in
Speaker 2: to record each other for a quasi reality show. But
Speaker 2: when the cameras are rolling, some hard truths are revealed.
Speaker 2: Boom boom bo. Meanwhile, Andrea learned she wasn't the only
Speaker 2: one sneaking around.
Speaker 1: Director by David Simmel, written by Larry Mollen. I can't
Speaker 1: believe this that I didn't. I can't jump to the end,
Speaker 1: but you just don't. Yeah, sorry, we even begin. Well,
Speaker 1: here's how it happens. We begin at the top of
Speaker 1: the show. Mm and it's it's a good thing to
Speaker 1: start on because Valerie's broke. We knew that was coming, because.
Speaker 3: The numbers just would not. She spends money like a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, almost business suit, kept buying ugly business suit. They're
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 1: Why are she and Dylan dressing like forty year old
Speaker 1: business people that work on Wall Street?
Speaker 2: They watch it. We're over forty.
Speaker 1: Listen, we never fell into this category. There you go
Speaker 1: run through though.
Speaker 3: Valerie suddenly just looks like she's like she's the chic
Speaker 3: business woman with her Gucci like.
Speaker 2: It's a very like working girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It bores me.
Speaker 3: I did not. I thought it was so gross how
Speaker 3: she tried to like proposition the hotel guy.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm like, she's got to use what her mama
Speaker 1: gave her. You know, she's out of money. What do
Speaker 1: you want her to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how she can afford her weed when she's smoking
Speaker 2: her quote air quote incense back at across the walls.
Speaker 2: Jim is mad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's moving back in and he is mad. There
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: No you don't like her.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, let's do let's go okay, Valeries, we did
Speaker 1: the Valley's hotel. She's we getting kicked out basically because
Speaker 1: she's owes the hotel way too much money.
Speaker 2: I wonder how much she owes them.
Speaker 1: I know I wanted to hear the number.
Speaker 3: Did she pay up? Obviously, because somehow she had to
Speaker 3: pay it?
Speaker 1: Well, we'll never know.
Speaker 2: Well, wait, my god, do you remember when we had
Speaker 2: the earthquake Northridge? I believe it was nineteen ninety four? Sorry,
Speaker 2: that was way too specific, am I right? Ninety four?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: I remember that was quake. I don't remember year it was, But.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the damage? Like, I mean, there was
Speaker 2: damage everywhere, but like even like us, people like we
Speaker 2: felt it and like I remember, like things happened to
Speaker 2: your house, and like I was in an apartment there.
Speaker 2: I hadn't move out anyway, but I went to the
Speaker 2: Peninsula and stayed there. You did, yeah, like a casida
Speaker 2: and then went to nine oh two, went out every
Speaker 2: single day and came home and had room service and
Speaker 2: pay per view.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, wait, so you ever knew
Speaker 3: about you had that much damage.
Speaker 1: In the earthquake. Well have you met tor?
Speaker 2: Have you met me?
Speaker 1: They were like, you're click.
Speaker 2: In the ceiling. I'm like, I better go Peninsula. Do
Speaker 2: you have a Casidah?
Speaker 1: My god, that must have been. How long did you
Speaker 1: live there?
Speaker 2: So they're like, oh, it'll take like a week to
Speaker 2: repair it. Jen, How long do you think I stayed?
Speaker 2: She knows me so.
Speaker 1: Well, two months, maybe a year?
Speaker 2: Whoa, it was just under two months?
Speaker 1: Good call. You looked at me like I was really
Speaker 1: off on that estimate, so panicked and went to one year.
Speaker 2: No, I was. It was so oddly specific and like
Speaker 2: it was good yep. Anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then we go to the beach house where Donna is
Speaker 1: there and she's back from staying with her mom after
Speaker 1: her terrible event last week. Her almost rape.
Speaker 3: We haven't seen your mom in a bit, No.
Speaker 1: And then there she was just in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I thought for a moment she was just
Speaker 2: going to be like bye and wave and leave, and
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, that's a miss on, like having
Speaker 2: her come in and film. But no, there was more.
Speaker 1: A little bit more, a little bit more.
Speaker 2: I kind of liked her in this one. I usually
Speaker 2: Felice is very.
Speaker 3: Like, yes, she wasn't so annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, and she kind of was really appreciative of David, yeah,
Speaker 1: for saving Donna, and that made her like him now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now she like wants I think.
Speaker 1: She wants her to be with anyone other than rape Ruitt.
Speaker 1: So David is a safe second for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she should have been happy about David when she
Speaker 3: when she should have been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, she says that she can see
Speaker 2: that David's still into Donna. It's written all over his.
Speaker 1: Face, so we can all see it. In the way
Speaker 1: he was like fondeling those baby carrots while he was
Speaker 1: flirting with you. I knew it right then. And there
Speaker 1: a lot of carrots. Yep.
Speaker 2: I have to say, remember last week we were like,
Speaker 2: were there was there a double up episode going on
Speaker 2: where we filmed two at once to ban them out
Speaker 2: to bring out more. Maybe that's why Kelly wasn't there.
Speaker 2: And then here I am this week wearing that same
Speaker 2: exact hairstyle. Or was I just like on a roll?
Speaker 1: Well, I think you liked it so much the first
Speaker 1: time you said please give me that again. Was it
Speaker 1: short pigtails or did I make that up?
Speaker 5: Nope?
Speaker 2: No, it's just like, oh no, it's just real short.
Speaker 2: Like it wasn't the headband this time with the little curls.
Speaker 2: It was a clip and then pieces down and the
Speaker 2: curls not as tight.
Speaker 1: Just like, I mean, let's be honest. Though it was disgusting,
Speaker 1: it is Donna, and Donna looks adorable, like it's just Donna,
Speaker 1: like Donna can do it anything, and you're like, it's Donna,
Speaker 1: of course she can wear that. Of course she could
Speaker 1: do her hair like that.
Speaker 2: It took me out of it. I had a hard
Speaker 2: time looking at myself. I'm not gonna lie. You know,
Speaker 2: we progress and then digress.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know.
Speaker 3: It's kind of nine O two one owe. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna lie. It's sort of like was there for a minute.
Speaker 1: It's very on trend. Yeah at that time.
Speaker 2: Wait why oh oh the hair was like the subject.
Speaker 3: And people were like copying you, guys, I wore that hair.
Speaker 1: It was when was this? I wore that hairdo.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's coming.
Speaker 1: It's coming back. Long dress to maybe people's choice or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, and it looked just dead and not like that.
Speaker 2: It was better you wore it to the Emmys. We
Speaker 2: present it together. We were both and we were both
Speaker 2: in black. I think maybe you look great and that
Speaker 2: that's one of my favorite looks you had who.
Speaker 3: Was inspired a lot of short hair and little black backpacks?
Speaker 1: Guys, I loved it.
Speaker 5: Say about us fired short hair and little black backpacks.
Speaker 5: And see Claire and David are their project called The
Speaker 5: Real Life Gosh when the biker guy Tuck comes up and.
Speaker 1: That guy's.
Speaker 3: Did you guys recognize that I've seen His name is
Speaker 3: Joey Slotnik. Oh my gosh. He's been in so many.
Speaker 2: I believe he was in Friends there was, Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's been in so many things.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see past the hat with the ear muff things.
Speaker 2: So it was awesome. But it's actually based on a
Speaker 2: real world character. I believe it was San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Yes, Huck, I mean I didn even try hard. Let's
Speaker 1: start with this. Did you guys watch the Real World?
Speaker 2: Did huh?
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 3: Of course bits and pieces.
Speaker 1: I never saw it, not once.
Speaker 3: I definitely that they were trying to make Tuck Puck
Speaker 3: and the cowboy guy was a guy too.
Speaker 2: Oh cow would have liked that one. Yeah, he was
Speaker 2: kind of like that bachelor. Who was that bachelor?
Speaker 1: Oh the pig farmer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I liked him.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was like a little bit like on
Speaker 1: the nose for me that I'm like, is this Yeah
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be Maybe it was actually him.
Speaker 1: But Claire, she gets so mad at David because he
Speaker 1: way too much to handle this. Oh wait, she got
Speaker 1: wrong mad.
Speaker 2: I think I remember something, you guys, Oh, I think
Speaker 2: they might have actually offered it to Puck.
Speaker 3: And he didn't want to do it.
Speaker 2: Sure there was a reason. Wait wait, wait, now she's
Speaker 2: got nothing.
Speaker 3: Thanks for that his paramount, right, it's on the paramount.
Speaker 2: Network it is now. Then it was always it was
Speaker 2: Warner because something makes me think my public and it got.
Speaker 3: It's all confusing. But the real world was like MTV
Speaker 3: Viacom paramount. I think maybe it was all in the
Speaker 3: family and they were happy. You were just spoofing it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm making crappy.
Speaker 2: And maybe Puck at the time was in jail because
Speaker 2: they think he got publicly.
Speaker 1: Arrested troubled, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what did
Speaker 1: he do?
Speaker 2: Good TV? Oh man, what didn't he do? He was
Speaker 2: good TV?
Speaker 3: Or The show premiered in ninety two, so it was
Speaker 3: probably at its height right about now. He was season
Speaker 3: was in San Francisco, so that would track right about now.
Speaker 1: Claire thinks that this is not going to happen. She's
Speaker 1: going to get a bad grade, and she's prepared to
Speaker 1: cancel the whole class, but David somehow wrangles the group
Speaker 1: to all do the school project for him, and then
Speaker 1: there and Kelly does show you there like.
Speaker 2: Lea paralysis experiment, twenty four hours in a house.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that it would have been super fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have liked it if you all, I agree.
Speaker 3: I liked when you were being you.
Speaker 2: So Jen knows I had PTSD because hey, I can
Speaker 2: throw myself into any character accents I cannot do and
Speaker 2: I'm always very upfront.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so when they were like, oh, you know you're
Speaker 2: gonna be British. I'm just like, ooh, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Were they were not just British, you were like the
Speaker 1: Queen of England.
Speaker 3: Who was the worst?
Speaker 1: Was it Torridam?
Speaker 2: I don't think it was me.
Speaker 1: It was a definite toss up between you, me and See.
Speaker 1: It was all bad. It was all bad, but you
Speaker 1: might have like in.
Speaker 2: General, if you like ask for a fan poll, they
Speaker 2: will tell you and they're you know, we can do
Speaker 2: no wrong. They will always say like I'll be like,
Speaker 2: I know the accent, and they'll be like, bad.
Speaker 1: Let's let's pull the fans, let's ask them who ask them?
Speaker 2: How bad was the day? Like I have a British
Speaker 2: friend and he keeps trying to like Morgan, and he
Speaker 2: keeps trying to talk me through, and I'll be like
Speaker 2: and I can't be like quite literally, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm like literally you had to literally.
Speaker 2: Nope, have to let it, let it go. And then
Speaker 2: when Jen and I did Mystery Girls, because of the
Speaker 2: PTSD of the unreal world and doing such a bad accent,
Speaker 2: I had to be like what I was supposed to
Speaker 2: be Southern from Texas? At a funeral and I was like, Jen,
Speaker 2: I can't do this. I can't do this. You know,
Speaker 2: I can't do accents. And I panicked. I think we
Speaker 2: cut the accent. Did we cut it?
Speaker 1: I don't know your output was enough.
Speaker 2: I think we just fine.
Speaker 3: It was nice and cringey because Grisley.
Speaker 2: Was like good, sorry, so good?
Speaker 3: It was bad.
Speaker 1: It was good like he was really committed. Yeah wait
Speaker 1: did he direct this?
Speaker 3: I know you just said, David.
Speaker 2: Semmel, Okay, you saw some editing and came in. We
Speaker 2: were like like friends with him and he was really cool,
Speaker 2: so the director, Yeah, he did stand in editing, right, Jen.
Speaker 2: That's how we originally met him, and then like everyone
Speaker 2: was just like he's great, he's cool. And then he
Speaker 2: came on and started directing, and.
Speaker 1: He he's still a big director. I'm pretty sure he's
Speaker 1: gone on to do a lot of things. So we
Speaker 1: have that going on at the Beach House. So we
Speaker 1: have the bad acting and the goat like a little
Speaker 1: flavor saver on Jason and how although I will say,
Speaker 1: what's that called iron? Looked real real good and that hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially at certain points.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that Jason did a flavor That's what
Speaker 2: it's called a flavor hall because if you're eating something
Speaker 2: you spill it, you could just save the flavor right
Speaker 2: there and then eat it.
Speaker 3: The facial hair on David Silver is the worst, though.
Speaker 1: Something happened because he accidentally calls Claire Donna.
Speaker 3: Oh he's falling asleep.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it just so fa. Have you ever done that?
Speaker 2: Called a current partner an ex partner's name.
Speaker 3: Someone did that to me once and I was just like, whatever,
Speaker 3: did you say something or let it go? I think
Speaker 3: I just I think they figured it out. And then
Speaker 3: I just was like, what else.
Speaker 1: I've done it?
Speaker 2: Have you?
Speaker 1: I do it all the time? What are you talking about? Like,
Speaker 1: it's hard not to when your dad you have three
Speaker 1: kids by the same guy, and you were with him
Speaker 1: two years. Like, it's hard to not say the word
Speaker 1: Peter when I mean the word Dave.
Speaker 2: So sometimes it depends on what's happening at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like just like just it's just like a or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And most of the time, because I'm such a good actress,
Speaker 1: just kidding, I'm able to like cover it up really
Speaker 1: quickly or like say something else that rhymes with Dave
Speaker 1: or Peter and makes like what.
Speaker 2: I don't know, just bust out laughing, and she's like.
Speaker 1: Like, you're like particularly like that. Yeah, Yeah, I'm petrified
Speaker 1: at what I'm saying. I don't know what's happening, but
Speaker 1: yeah it's happened.
Speaker 2: Wow, that did happen to you? Yeah, that's your life I'm.
Speaker 1: Starting so yeah. And then we have Valerie moving back
Speaker 1: into the Welsh house. Yeah, and uh so it seems
Speaker 1: okay with it bothered him.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, is she just like, well I thought
Speaker 3: you would do that, Jim, you teller.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wonder what it's going to be
Speaker 1: like when Jim gets home. We never really got to
Speaker 1: see no. And then that's where we see Brandon when
Speaker 1: he leaves the house as Tuck.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then he comes back and it's full swing ahead with
Speaker 1: the real world.
Speaker 3: When Tuck met Tuck, I can't makes me think.
Speaker 2: Of like hemorrhoids, pads the brand Tuck my god.
Speaker 3: First of all, don't bring up hemorrhoids. It's so weird
Speaker 3: you just mentioned that. We'll talk about it later, you guys.
Speaker 2: Let's do the unthinkable and make hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3: I think hemorrhoids should be the new menopause, because you
Speaker 3: know how everyone's menopause.
Speaker 2: It is going to go somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Everybody should just talk about it, but we can talk
Speaker 3: about it later.
Speaker 1: Do you have something you need to talk about?
Speaker 2: She's like, I do, I really yes, but I just
Speaker 2: want to talk to you guys about it later.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, it's so bad. Oh well, we'll talk later.
Speaker 3: It's a miracle I'm here. I almost had to text
Speaker 3: you guys a little like, I can't even make it.
Speaker 1: Are you sitting on a on a what's that little
Speaker 1: circle balloon thing?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: No, I used a sort of ointment that hopefully is
Speaker 3: going to get me through the hour.
Speaker 1: You know, we really like to just let you guys
Speaker 1: in all the way in to our there are age
Speaker 1: and they probably can relate. And you're any moment for you.
Speaker 2: So and guess what I'm finding out in life like
Speaker 2: it's not always older people to get it.
Speaker 3: No, I've googled it. Fifty percent of people our age
Speaker 3: have experienced it.
Speaker 1: But here's basically what happened.
Speaker 3: Literally turned a fifty and got RSB acid reflux in
Speaker 3: this and I'm just like.
Speaker 1: What, Oh, you're a a RP will be coming real soon.
Speaker 6: And.
Speaker 2: Reflux really triggered me. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you guys, I think I'm having a
Speaker 3: hot flash to anyway back to tuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back means something else, but yes, tuck it.
Speaker 1: Then the project, you know, cameras are rolling there being
Speaker 1: these really bad characters, and then the project starts to
Speaker 1: get personal when Steve finds out that Celeste is getting married.
Speaker 3: Crazy little tidbit to grow in that was.
Speaker 2: Did you like when he was like five minutes I'll
Speaker 2: be in my trailer?
Speaker 3: I was like, he was actually really entertaining in this.
Speaker 1: So that's when Donna sits down at the piano and
Speaker 1: starts playing Beethoven, which was very funn what like it's hard,
Speaker 1: And Brandon comes in looking ridiculous.
Speaker 3: As tuck, oh my god, on the bike, and then.
Speaker 1: Talk comes in.
Speaker 3: That made me think it was really Jason Priestley laughing,
Speaker 3: you know, when he's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, that laugh. I was like, is
Speaker 1: he a serial killer now? Because that laugh is driving
Speaker 1: me over that edge?
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, you guys know, I feel like he
Speaker 2: didn't know that first take and they brought him.
Speaker 3: Oh and then that was a genuine reaction because that
Speaker 3: was funny.
Speaker 1: Could that be like he knew that was fine being laughing, laughing,
Speaker 1: acting it was funny, but.
Speaker 2: Really actually laughing because they got along were friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it went on a long time. It did over. Wait,
Speaker 1: go back to the very first thing when we met
Speaker 1: Tuck and he says the line blow it out your short.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to just fit Forget about that anyway.
Speaker 1: Back to Claire and David, because they are imploding.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they really are literally happening. I mean,
Speaker 2: you guys were ready, We really were. We're not there yet,
Speaker 2: but we're going to get there.
Speaker 1: We're at Andrea's house where Jesse brings home a broken
Speaker 1: rocking chair that he found on the curb and he
Speaker 1: wants to have some special time with his wife to
Speaker 1: fix it. We later see them painting the chair, and then.
Speaker 3: My germophobic moment from go like that. They made it cute,
Speaker 3: But I definitely did not like that.
Speaker 4: I mean, have you.
Speaker 1: Ever I keep asking you guys, have you ever done that?
Speaker 1: Have you ever brought something home from like you found
Speaker 1: on the street side and said, look at this, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we can make this so cute.
Speaker 2: Wait two days ago us did it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I read an article that a lot of used
Speaker 3: furniture has been bug Oh.
Speaker 2: If it's a hard surface, if it socks.
Speaker 3: It's in the drawers of the like a dresser.
Speaker 1: Well just google it out. Google it.
Speaker 2: What about like a metal like stop sign or something like.
Speaker 3: A metal seems less?
Speaker 1: Like what did you bring home? What did you bring home?
Speaker 2: Stella brought it home my daughter. And you know, because
Speaker 2: we used to do this fun thing where if we'd
Speaker 2: see something on a curb, we'd be like that that that,
Speaker 2: and we pick one thing, we grab it, put in
Speaker 2: the back of the car and go home and refurbish it.
Speaker 2: D I Wyatt and it would be fun. But then
Speaker 2: you know, COVID hit and we're like, oh, we're not
Speaker 2: doing that anymore. And then she came home and she's like,
Speaker 2: don't be mad, and she's like, but I found this
Speaker 2: on the street.
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: It was uh slow and then for children, like, oh,
Speaker 2: I think that's probably okay. I think that might and
Speaker 2: she's like someone just threw it out. She's like, there's
Speaker 2: five kids here, like that's a good one. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: like and she's like and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you found it on the street like you're the gutter.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're going to clean that, and she did.
Speaker 2: She scrubbed it for like you guys, get.
Speaker 1: Put that on your front door. It's perfect.
Speaker 2: Really yeah.
Speaker 1: See yeah, So have you and Jessica working out?
Speaker 2: Have you brought home?
Speaker 1: What have I brought home? I'm looking around.
Speaker 2: Yep, A dog a done that.
Speaker 1: But I don't know off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: But it's I do buy things on eBay, but then
Speaker 3: I wash them a lot of times, even if it
Speaker 3: says new.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, we'll talk about this later.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. At the peach Bit, Dylan and Charlie
Speaker 1: are going over their screenplay and walks in and she
Speaker 1: invites Dylan and Charlie to an event that she's having
Speaker 1: at the Peapad, and Charlie wants to go, so they go,
Speaker 1: and that's yeah, it wasn't very exciting premiere party. What
Speaker 1: it wasn't I don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, So then we go back to our main story,
Speaker 6: which is at the Beach Hop and Donna and David
Speaker 6: are shooting a scene and they hug each other and
Speaker 6: then Claire sees them on the monitor and she sees
Speaker 6: them starting to make out.
Speaker 1: They don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're filming a reality show and there's
Speaker 2: cameras on you in every room, you gotta think about that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess so, yeah, I think you're supposed to.
Speaker 3: Very gosh, it's like I wanted it, I liked it,
Speaker 3: but then it was just like you're on camera. Well Claire, huh, Well.
Speaker 2: I didn't want it to happen with Donna with that hairdoo.
Speaker 1: That's all. So, in an act of revenge, obviously, Claire
Speaker 1: starts making out with Steve on camera, just to make
Speaker 1: David mad. Just oh okay, so your force, you say, foreshadowing, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you must mean that. Claire and and Steve go out.
Speaker 1: This gets so weird when everybody's dating. Everybody really can't
Speaker 1: carry outside.
Speaker 2: A handful of nope, handful of people.
Speaker 1: Kelly gets a call from her mom, who says that
Speaker 1: she has asked Mel to move back in. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and Kelly's so mad about it. So watermelon vodka mad
Speaker 1: but also mad. She gets drunky on the melon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that watermelon is spiked and she's eating it the entire show,
Speaker 1: so she must have been just wasted. And then she
Speaker 1: you know, freaks out and tells all the boys there
Speaker 1: that they all suck. It was quite a speech.
Speaker 2: It was like that was like and you and you and I.
Speaker 3: Sort of learn about Emily, but it seems that you
Speaker 3: already knew about.
Speaker 1: It, but she doesn't know.
Speaker 3: It's just a kiss. Was it just a kiss?
Speaker 6: It was so.
Speaker 3: Funny.
Speaker 1: She really kind of drops a bomb in that room
Speaker 1: and then leaves.
Speaker 2: Correct to go get it out. Yeah sick.
Speaker 1: I can kind of remember doing that scene and feeling like, oh,
Speaker 1: I hate this so much. I hated this this episode
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 3: Doing it now when you see it.
Speaker 1: And watching it, oh wow, okay, I hated it brought
Speaker 1: back all the feels of like I don't like this,
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel right, and it's stupid and why are
Speaker 1: we doing this? And I just hated it and I
Speaker 1: never really was able to, you know, commit, I don't
Speaker 1: think to it's cringey. It's so c I hate watching it.
Speaker 2: I love inspired nightgown.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that was so.
Speaker 2: That that mixed with a Benezer Scrooge. It was it
Speaker 2: was a blend.
Speaker 3: I like the scene when everyone's like opening up right,
Speaker 3: that was.
Speaker 2: Sort of same.
Speaker 1: I did. I mean, I was bummed Kelly wasn't there
Speaker 1: for that, But I enjoyed watching that where Claire makes
Speaker 1: David admit that he still loves Donna and Claire admits
Speaker 1: that she still has feelings for.
Speaker 3: Brandon random so which makes no sense because that wasn't
Speaker 3: even real, But Brandon admits.
Speaker 1: You can for her. Yeah, true, but weird, Yeah, says
Speaker 1: you can love two people. What does he mean by that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. But then how about sort of the
Speaker 3: I want to spend my life with you?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He goes into Kelly's room and she's still drunk and
Speaker 1: trying to get information out of him about where were
Speaker 1: you when I was trapped in that fire and what
Speaker 1: was really going on? Like, now's the time to tell
Speaker 1: me the truth? And he still says it was a kiss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough one when you like finally have
Speaker 2: the balls to go for and ask, but you're in
Speaker 2: a position that you're not going to remember the answer. Well,
Speaker 2: it's a lose lose And was it just a kiss?
Speaker 2: Well we don't think so, but we'll never know. But
Speaker 2: we all don't think so.
Speaker 1: But we have no choice but to believe Brandon, Are
Speaker 1: you sure?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Because yeah, we weren't there.
Speaker 3: Right, And he's not really the liar liar.
Speaker 1: Mm, but he he does somehow, in a weird, awkward
Speaker 1: way say he wants to spend the rest of his
Speaker 1: life with call. Yeah, doesn't really land on her.
Speaker 2: And it's such a that is purely a male move
Speaker 2: to unload information that a girl has wanted to hear
Speaker 2: forever in a state where he knows it's like committing
Speaker 2: not committing, because I know you're probably not gonna remember this,
Speaker 2: but here I am half inside. I'm gonna say it
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: How it goes? See how?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like saying I love you when you know
Speaker 2: no one's gonna hear you, like they're asleep, like f you.
Speaker 1: Then he goes back out and he says that Emily
Speaker 1: did get under his skin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'm not yeah, okay, okay, yep.
Speaker 1: Then we go to the peach pit after dark.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Charlie tells Dylan that Valerie isn't half bad. God, she
Speaker 1: isn't half bad. She's half terrible, though I don't I've
Speaker 1: never heard that one. She's not half bad. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: all enduring, Oh god. And he goes into an old
Speaker 1: Finn old friend old doctor Molly Campbell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our Wardroom Wardroom costume designer a name.
Speaker 3: No oh but that wasn't her, No, but it was. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's funny.
Speaker 1: But I feel like, because I know that that episode's
Speaker 1: coming up with the Dreams, we're going to see this
Speaker 1: character again, doctor Molly Campbell, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah we are, we are, we.
Speaker 2: Are with the dreamsweet what's coming up Dylan's dreams?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or right where it goes to the Old West.
Speaker 3: No, we have that one.
Speaker 1: That's all I remember about them is the Old West.
Speaker 2: You look good? That.
Speaker 1: So Dylan rebuffs, he's you know, been telling Valerie no, no,
Speaker 1: no all this time. Then she gives him.
Speaker 3: A ride home because I mean, what where was his car?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, does he have a car again? Doesn't have
Speaker 1: a car. He doesn't have any he didn't have any
Speaker 1: money to buy now he's got four mil. But she
Speaker 1: he has her hot rods. So she brought him home
Speaker 1: and hits on him again, and of course he falls
Speaker 1: sport and they start making out. So they're back together.
Speaker 1: I just I was like, I don't know, it just
Speaker 1: bothered me. Of course it bothered me, but like as
Speaker 1: a viewer. I was like, he was just so anti
Speaker 1: Valerie and like, yeah, just this is another like you
Speaker 1: can't believe a word he says.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he it's not that. I feel like he's
Speaker 2: dealing with a lot old habits die hard, you know,
Speaker 2: and it's he's slipping and.
Speaker 3: He kind of ready Wait what hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: Am I wrong? Or does she say you're my What
Speaker 2: does she say about being friends with him?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, you're my best friend?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, there's something else before they make out. Nope,
Speaker 2: am I wrong?
Speaker 1: No to say something, and I was sort of I
Speaker 1: was too busy watching their outfits.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I was too busy trained not to watch their
Speaker 2: outfits because I was so grossed out.
Speaker 1: Oh god. Then this scene at Andrea's house. This is hard.
Speaker 1: This was I cannot believe. First of all, where's baby Hannah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just having the time of their lives. First
Speaker 3: of all, painting the chair. I guess she's just in
Speaker 3: her room sleeping.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but yeah, So Andrea confesses to Jesse, Well
Speaker 1: she she says she's been seeing a therapist about their marriage.
Speaker 1: I thought she was gonna tell him the whole time.
Speaker 2: I've been seeing. Yeah, but she I've been getting some
Speaker 2: physical therapy at the motel.
Speaker 3: But it's good. She's saying she needs to.
Speaker 1: She's definitely gonna need to now because Jesse, just right
Speaker 1: out in the open tells her that he has slept
Speaker 1: with a law clerk during his last business trip. Oh
Speaker 1: whoa way to drop a bomb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then it's kind of rich of her if
Speaker 3: she's real mad about it because she's been doing the
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What's going to happen here? Yeah? Done, big mess.
Speaker 1: And then we're back at California University where Clare and
Speaker 1: David are editing the footage and they both point out
Speaker 1: their kisses on camera.
Speaker 3: M H.
Speaker 1: And David tells Claire that they should end it, and
Speaker 1: she agrees. I kind of agreed to, and then he
Speaker 1: loves it, looks back at the scene of him Donna,
Speaker 1: and we know what's going to happen?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I mean if you were taking my
Speaker 2: taking myself out of it, I was so like gone
Speaker 2: and David forever.
Speaker 1: Together.
Speaker 2: My heart was happy. Wait, we missed this. Can we
Speaker 2: now go back to Steve saying he wants a hookup
Speaker 2: with Donna. Never Never knew that.
Speaker 3: I was kind of never knew it.
Speaker 1: Why would Dave Steve say I want to do you
Speaker 1: want to play house? Donna? Or whatever?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: He says weird night before he sort of realizes it,
Speaker 3: And I wasn't like.
Speaker 2: Any what was it? I don't know, I was British accent?
Speaker 2: What was it? Exactly her piano playing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think.
Speaker 4: It's very easy for a guy like Steve to confuse
Speaker 4: his feelings because he has very deep feelings for everyone
Speaker 4: his all his friends, and so I feel like it
Speaker 4: wasn't you know, it wasn't that.
Speaker 1: Far ever reach for him to confuse those or just
Speaker 1: like kind of want to explore those feelings.
Speaker 2: But come on, I was He's never been that way
Speaker 2: with Donna, like drunk on camera, like drunk on camera,
Speaker 2: like I'm trying to make sure everyone knows it's Steven Donna,
Speaker 2: not like Tory Iroan like. And it's so funny because
Speaker 2: I do connect it to real life, like Ian like
Speaker 2: we've been friends for over thirty years and never like
Speaker 2: he would never like he will be like tell you
Speaker 2: like you're hot and like make you feel great about
Speaker 2: yourself and we touch and stuff. You never feel a vibe.
Speaker 2: It always like oh it's my best friend slash big brother. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like there's never a creepy like sexual like you're like,
Speaker 2: eh nah.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be bad to see it, though, Donna and Steve,
Speaker 3: that would have been interesting, just like Dylan anything.
Speaker 2: Why not everyone else kissed? They might have been done
Speaker 2: at once, like you should have gone in. She would
Speaker 2: be in the sequel, And then she says, no, this
Speaker 2: can be in.
Speaker 3: The sequel that I'm writing. Donna and Steve. Why not.
Speaker 3: I'm not really writing a sequel, but if anybody knows
Speaker 3: how to write one.
Speaker 1: So this episode was a little weird, not gonna lie,
Speaker 1: but it did do its job in getting Claire and
Speaker 1: David to break up so that David and Donna could
Speaker 1: be back together.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing. I feel like Claire, they're like
Speaker 2: head to like toe to dough. She's like fine, fine
Speaker 2: by me, but I don't think it is fine by her. Actually,
Speaker 2: she's really good at repressing her feelings and being like
Speaker 2: I'm strong, I'm an equal. I'm not gonna let a
Speaker 2: guy be like, oh you hurt my feelings, you're breaking
Speaker 2: up with me. So she's going to her car she's
Speaker 2: gonna cry, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Do, like in the next episode or in the future
Speaker 1: at all. Do we ever hear reference of her like
Speaker 1: being heartbroken over David. I don't know. We'll have to
Speaker 1: find out, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Feel like it's heartbroken. But it's definitely an ego blow
Speaker 2: and I feel like she had some feelings you don't
Speaker 2: think as.
Speaker 1: She's ready to be like done with him. Really, he's
Speaker 1: even up to her.
Speaker 2: Level as far as they weren't good together.
Speaker 1: Her standards are very high, though.
Speaker 3: I think she's going to move on quickly, but I
Speaker 3: think she's burned right now. I don't think she's super
Speaker 3: stoked about the kiss, and I think she likes him
Speaker 3: a lot, but it just seems to be a little
Speaker 3: stuck and then she's so bossy with him and they
Speaker 3: aren't good together.
Speaker 1: But I wonder what's going to happen with her and Donna.
Speaker 2: Though it had to hurt, like you can't it can't
Speaker 2: you can't not feel something, she acts like she doesn't
Speaker 2: feel anything. I think she's written all over her face,
Speaker 2: as Felice Martin would say, it is.
Speaker 1: But that you guys are those characters are best friends
Speaker 1: and roommates so.
Speaker 3: They seem to roll with the punches with the whole
Speaker 3: dating thing.
Speaker 2: Literally, yeah, let's see what happens.
Speaker 1: Let's see, Yeah, we shall see. I don't hate this episode.
Speaker 1: You didn't hate it.
Speaker 2: It was shit goofy. Wait, what is Claire going to
Speaker 2: move out and Tara moves in? No, we're not there yet.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: It's a goofy episode.
Speaker 3: But the reason I am cool with it is there
Speaker 3: was sort of like some progress with the main core cast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, okay, I can deal with some of
Speaker 3: this antics.
Speaker 1: Yeacause there the parts that were juicy were good, like
Speaker 1: the truth telling well yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah good.
Speaker 3: And Andrea and Jesse that was juicy, and even Valerie
Speaker 3: moving out of the hotel and back in with the
Speaker 3: wallshes like, okay, you're moving things along. It just was goofy,
Speaker 3: but not it can be goofy. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1: No, that's okay. No, sometimes it gets so heavy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's nice to have like lightness like this silliness.
Speaker 1: Well that's it. That's all we got for this episode.
Speaker 1: Did you guys have a favorite outfit, did you have
Speaker 1: a favorite line? Anything?
Speaker 3: You just drinking the watermelon vodka? Your outfits actually were
Speaker 3: not bad your fake.
Speaker 2: Character then, Beanie.
Speaker 1: But you didn't like my crocheted hat?
Speaker 2: Crochete what it like I made that.
Speaker 1: I feel like I might have crocheted that, like off camera.
Speaker 2: Would have done a better job.
Speaker 3: Clare had some hair, like some different hair.
Speaker 1: Throughout, like a bushy doo at one point. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some things are going down, but I think people.
Speaker 3: Are exciting Brandon. So Jason playing Brandon playing Tuck was amusing.
Speaker 3: Seemed like he was pretty stoked could be playing that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wouldn't you if you were playing Brandon Walsh for
Speaker 2: seasons and seasons and seasons.
Speaker 1: Be ready to do something anyhow? Yeah, so this is
Speaker 1: we're like smack dab in the middle of season five, right,
Speaker 1: because how many episodes were in season.
Speaker 3: Five thirty something? It's not sure.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're telling you there's stumbles. I'm telling you. Oh,
Speaker 2: I have a good question for you guys. Let's say,
Speaker 2: just because I'm going back to OG's, so let's say
Speaker 2: Dylan and Andrea were in that house. What characters would
Speaker 2: they play in the Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Like what types? Oh?
Speaker 1: Not like actual characters like they tried to have us do?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, like that?
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know the characters, so.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I just mean like, oh, it's not
Speaker 2: related to MTV, right, we sleep, right, we did talk
Speaker 2: was the only one that was like derivative from the show.
Speaker 3: Cowboy was, and I think the Cowboy kept making me
Speaker 3: think of Trishell.
Speaker 2: Fine, Oh you're right, yeah, okay, fine, They're all kind
Speaker 2: of spoofed, Like what character could Dylan have played that
Speaker 2: would have been such a polar him.
Speaker 3: Being I keep going to the breakfast club for some
Speaker 3: reason instead of going like Michael. Yeah, it's not just
Speaker 3: a different.
Speaker 2: One, just versus No, that's taxi. No. Judd Nelson, which,
Speaker 2: oh my god, do you remember? So he and Shannon
Speaker 2: dated Judd Nelson and he's going to be at steel Con.
Speaker 1: Judd steel Conn. Judd Nelson is a convention autograph?
Speaker 3: Are you steel Con? And what is steel Con?
Speaker 2: We all are s T E E. L. It's in
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh because it's for Steelers. Oh I was gonna go
Speaker 2: with flash chands and the steel factory she worked in. Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 1: The football team.
Speaker 2: Yeah anyway, Yeah, it's just different. You know, I was there,
Speaker 2: But there's also people from movies and Jued Nelson is
Speaker 2: they just announced it's going to be there from the
Speaker 2: Breakfast Club, so else coming.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're saying that Shannon's going to be there
Speaker 1: and Jed Nelson's going to be there, so that might
Speaker 1: be interesting.
Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking about that now I am.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're friends. Who knows, maybe she's had them on
Speaker 1: our podcast.
Speaker 2: Whoa Jeded Nelson? Anyway, I don't think Luke would play
Speaker 2: that character because that would be like a Dylan character.
Speaker 1: I would he would be like a Grahampa, Like he
Speaker 1: would put use of those sweaters that he's been wearing
Speaker 1: and be like a Graham is.
Speaker 2: A good Cardigan.
Speaker 3: He could play the brain Anthony Michael.
Speaker 2: I would love to see him playing like a total
Speaker 2: geek like Anthony Anthony michael Hall character. And Andrea, Oh, Andrea, actually,
Speaker 2: let's do breakfast Club? Would Ali's character?
Speaker 1: That'd be fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been nice to have them in
Speaker 3: there too.
Speaker 2: We may And now what do you get it?
Speaker 1: Do you have a rating? I'm gonna say six.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it as a viewer. I had PTSD because
Speaker 2: of my accent for all these years from that, so
Speaker 2: I'll give it a seven. You know, I love reality seven.
Speaker 2: All right, eight point five okay, not our highest scoring,
Speaker 2: but in the middle.
Speaker 1: As usual, I'm the harshest critic, not always, I always
Speaker 1: give the lowest numbers. No, that's okay. Well that's all
Speaker 1: we have for this week. You guys.
Speaker 3: Next, I'll keep you guys updated. I'll keep you guys
Speaker 3: updated on my situation.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she just wants to talk about it.
Speaker 1: People are sure we shouldn't cut that out.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I do not care.
Speaker 3: I have no shame.
Speaker 2: I don't think we should, but I do not care.
Speaker 3: It was just so ironic, Tucks, I didn't think about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So next week's episode is double Jeopardy.
Speaker 2: See I'm telling you we filmed doubles double Jeopardy. So
Speaker 2: two people are in Jeopardy next week or elimination playing
Speaker 2: Jeopardy the game.
Speaker 3: Okay, bye, you're playing. Alex Trebek makes a guest appearance.
Speaker 2: Oh wait what yeah, really, are you joke Jeopardy? No,
Speaker 2: it's a real it's literally someone's on Jeopardy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, you guys know Luke was on Jeopardy like super smart,
Speaker 2: like he knows days, he knows.
Speaker 3: Alex Trebek was on your show.
Speaker 2: Good to know you know that good to know.
Speaker 1: Bye guys, Bye,