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Speaker 1: waited for. The Jewil Show is here. Get your butt

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Speaker 1: at the front door. We are super villains ready to

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Speaker 1: overtake the world, and we're gonna do it in style.

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Speaker 1: It's time for the best ready go you've heard in

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Speaker 1: a while. Jew Show is today gonna be one of

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Speaker 1: those days where you take a sipier coffee and it's

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Speaker 1: the perfect temperature and it's delicious, or where you just

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Speaker 1: burn your tongue off and had to spit your coffee

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Speaker 1: on the floor. Is it gonna be a good day

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Speaker 1: or a bad day? You'll find out right now, was

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Speaker 1: Alex's daily vibration. I'm gonna be quiet because my tongue

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Speaker 1: is about to fall off. Why was it? Why does

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Speaker 1: this coffee cup get so hot that I have? It

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Speaker 1: heats it up? Yeah? The legit reasons why I dun't

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Speaker 1: green coffee. I like really hot coffee. I don't I

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Speaker 1: like medium hot coffee. Women so like hot coffee and

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Speaker 1: hot showers predictable, Evan. But man, this coffee cup you

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Speaker 1: I like that, but it's like, dang it does it

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Speaker 1: scorches your tongue? Yeah, it leaves like like land minds like, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: let's raise a vibration, right, I need to feel better?

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Speaker 1: Feel better? Time to raise a vibe? All right? So

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Speaker 1: I know everybody has questions about something going on in

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Speaker 1: their life right now, right either with relationships, you know, homework,

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Speaker 1: whatever it is. So ask yourself, what do you need

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Speaker 1: to do to raise your vibration? What's going on in

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Speaker 1: we raise a vibe? Well, I'm going to draw a

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Speaker 1: card from my favorite tarter deck right now and shuffling

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Speaker 1: thinking about it. Got it? Oh, here we can. What

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Speaker 1: is it? I know you want to know? Yes I do,

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Speaker 1: all right. It's the Ace of Wands. And this reminds me. Actually,

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Speaker 1: this card always reminds me of this thing to light

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Speaker 1: a fire under your ass, okay, you know, like how

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Speaker 1: your teenager? Because wands represent action and initiation, okay, and

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Speaker 1: aces are the very first card in the minor arcana

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Speaker 1: and come at a time of new beginnings or like

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Speaker 1: this be a time to be open to new opportunities

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Speaker 1: and let your creative juices start to flow. Oh, get

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Speaker 1: those juices. And I'm talking about creativeness, Jebil, you know,

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Speaker 1: not what you're talking about being experimental with like a

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Speaker 1: new idea project that you've been wanting to start. No, Jebile,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking like, you know, people get really scared to

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Speaker 1: go try new ideas. And I'm walking like, go take

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Speaker 1: that solves the class, right, Go take that pole dance class? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: is that what you're saying? Yes to me for you

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Speaker 1: want me to take a pole dance class. I would

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Speaker 1: love to be absolutely queen. It'll do it. Go do

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Speaker 1: karaokea this this weekend when you're out. I mean, do

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Speaker 1: something that you normally don't. Dot do that thing. That's

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Speaker 1: what the ace of ones represent, the damn thing. I

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Speaker 1: encourage you to go be creative, however that may be

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Speaker 1: be sexual too. Go be your sexual bad self whatever

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Speaker 1: it is that is going to express yourself the way

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Speaker 1: express yourself all over the play, and then your vibe

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Speaker 1: will be raised, and then soon enough we'll ascend to

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Speaker 1: a greater dimension. Wow, does have any questions, comments, concerns, queries.

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Speaker 1: I do have some questions for you, but we're married.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, Yeah, it's based on what

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Speaker 1: and hopefully we can make some things happen. I don't

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of concerned. This is not supposed to you

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Speaker 1: And I was listening to the conversation and I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: four percent of your day, all right, and that was

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Speaker 1: your daily vibration, Thank you very much. All right. Remember

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show online. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: I pause like that awkwardly. It might have been because

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Speaker 1: I met you will Fresh Radio The Jebil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. Hey hello, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a little bit of accident. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's Bill.

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Speaker 1: There's a terrence Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you from a museum. You got a moment,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Um, I am one of the Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: the museum words. You're you're showcasing my stuff? Right? What

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Speaker 1: yet was was? He said? It was yep, Um, I

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Speaker 1: the museum and he's broken the million pieces will be

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Speaker 1: how did yo you y'all? When I supposed to take

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Speaker 1: be able to set it up for it for the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so sorry about that. I don't even know what to do.

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Speaker 1: even worry about it what you're talking about? Can't I

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Speaker 1: can't understand a word you're yeah, yeah, no, yep, some please,

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Speaker 1: one moment. Oh my, hey, it's Pete and what's spaking with? Hey? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is parents and parents? Okay, what can I do

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Speaker 1: for you? Terrence? Why are you calling the security line

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Speaker 1: at the museum here? Is there an emergency? Something I

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Speaker 1: canna help you with the emergency? Yes, this has an emergency.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what's going on here. I told

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Speaker 1: Bill he can't even use the phone, but he said

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Speaker 1: he called me. He told me that he broke my peace.

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Speaker 1: The piece that it entitled the Black Swan a part

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Speaker 1: of that showcase that y'all are showcasing my work. And

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Speaker 1: uh he said he was trying to set it up. Yea,

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Speaker 1: the huge opportunities like one of my biggest freezes. You

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Speaker 1: just tell you that you you literally crushed it, like

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Speaker 1: broke my peace. There's no hold on, just a tick there,

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Speaker 1: got a lot of people calling up here, impersonating artists,

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Speaker 1: trying to steal our exhibits. How do I know you're

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Speaker 1: not doing that right now? Huh? Well, I think I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to see you any artwork. Oh day. You

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Speaker 1: call Susan. Girl? Who is Susan? Okay, who's Susan? If

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Speaker 1: you're really actually Terrence Blank? Who made this pot that

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Speaker 1: we broke. Susan is on the board. Is the board

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Speaker 1: executive director? Oh you should know that? Okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know that because this is actually Jewel from The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend Melissa sat you up. Wow, Oh my gosh. Why

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Speaker 1: many times do you prank for me? And you frank

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Speaker 1: you so hard? So this is the only thing I

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Speaker 1: think of? You have this party? Then Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: Demand first day follow Up is on the phone today

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Speaker 1: getting ghosted. First of all, Keisha, thank you for your email.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate it. I had no problem. And how long has

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Speaker 1: up after your date? Ohla three? I almost at a fourth,

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Speaker 1: him at the mall? Actually of course shopping. Was he

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Speaker 1: Oh I know. But then he was like actually really cool.

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Speaker 1: So he asked for my number and I gave it

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good you have a dirty little secret? Yes,

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. I followed you on every radio station. Oh thanks,

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Speaker 1: even before you were the Jewel Show. Um. Secondly, and

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Speaker 1: Do you get pleasure out of doing that? Well, Mike,

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Speaker 1: it out at the Jewel Show or at that d Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then I posted on our Mind too at at

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh, So go to our ats. This sound right

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Speaker 1: here is actually a great sound for social media. Are

425
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Speaker 1: you a poe? Are you pulling? I watched it like

426
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Speaker 1: a thousand times. It gets funnier everybody. You could use

427
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,680
Speaker 1: it for all sorts of ye. You could. You could

428
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Speaker 1: use it for like your toddler, Yeah, yes, my grandma

429
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Speaker 1: who cropped us in my face gusting it for your husband,

430
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Speaker 1: my husband if he doesn't know. You could use it

431
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Speaker 1: for your husband. Yeah, I could use it for your pets, yes,

432
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Speaker 1: any sort of pet that you could you like your bird.

433
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Speaker 1: I want to see a dog with that look that

434
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Speaker 1: dogs have when they're going and they look up at

435
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Speaker 1: you with that same look. Are you That would be hilarious?

436
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Speaker 1: Do it to your dog? Please? Just somebody for me?

437
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 1: That would be so funny. And you haven't. Alex hasn't

438
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Speaker 1: done that to me in a while. Yeah, because I'm

439
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: a shy pooper. So I always try to well, I

440
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: used to try to hide now and I started I

441
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: try to go to a different place. I didn't even

442
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 1: want tell anybody where I was at because I just

443
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Speaker 1: I don't know why, and it's not like it's not

444
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 1: like I'm embarrassed, but I also just think it's gross

445
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Speaker 1: and I don't want people to know I'm doing it,

446
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: and I have, but I would always go do it

447
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: at a time when I didn't think anybody is paying attention,

448
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: and a couple of minutes would go by, it was

449
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Speaker 1: all quiet, and I would then I would get a

450
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Speaker 1: knock of the door and it would just be are

451
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Speaker 1: you all the time? Yeah? So go recreate the video

452
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Speaker 1: using it for somebody and your family, your friends or

453
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Speaker 1: what dog please, shameful dog face? Are you? I want

454
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: to see that so bad. It's either at the Jewel Show,

455
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Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh or at that Drea's or at the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show then Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. For Monday,

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Speaker 1: March twenty eight, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and

460
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Speaker 1: scientists just created something that will probably get you pregnant.

461
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Speaker 1: What new invention is going to cause the next baby boom?

462
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Speaker 1: Tell you a second, But first let's meet the idiots.

463
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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and a video and viral over the

464
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Speaker 1: weekend of a used to be major female celebrity getting

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Speaker 1: into a brawl. I have all that info coming right

466
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Speaker 1: up when I tell you about my story coming right up.

467
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Speaker 1: I'm English Evan And in a world where men never

468
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Speaker 1: have that priority straight, one man is changing the mold.

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Speaker 1: That coming up, Producer ben In, there's a serial robber

470
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Speaker 1: on the loose. They robbed me, they probably robbed you,

471
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Speaker 1: and they just robbed one of pop's biggest rappers. Hell

472
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Speaker 1: back to you, Jube, All right, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Minute one of those stories in just a second. Befrey.

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Speaker 1: First story the day in the i ndidiot news network,

475
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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

476
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Speaker 1: A new male contraceptive pill was found to be ninety

477
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Speaker 1: nine percent effective in mice and it could enter human

478
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Speaker 1: trials by the end of the year. Finally, been going

479
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Speaker 1: on for two decades. They keep making contraceptive pills for

480
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Speaker 1: dudes and they never go anywhere. Why not? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a great idea. You would take a pill? Well,

482
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Speaker 1: been at you wouldn't take a pill? I mean I

483
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Speaker 1: don't have to. If I had to, I would definitely

484
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Speaker 1: take the definitely absolutely. You hear it from duds all

485
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Speaker 1: the time though, like if they had a pill for guys,

486
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Speaker 1: we'd take it or something. He's our editor. Would you

487
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Speaker 1: take a pill, a brick control pill if you could? Yeah? Oh,

488
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Speaker 1: why don't just get a snipped Hell no. This is

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Speaker 1: the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

490
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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. For

491
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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Rash. She was on location with former celebrity. Yeah,

493
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Speaker 1: she's my size, she's five foot none and a ton

494
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Speaker 1: of fun apparently, because hey in Panetier, is that the

495
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Speaker 1: girl from Heroes? Sure? Oh yeah, I thought Disney or

496
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Speaker 1: something like that. But she got into a fight in

497
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Speaker 1: Los Angeles over the weekend and she's like literally trying

498
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Speaker 1: to like fight men. It's not even women that she's

499
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Speaker 1: trying to fight. She's trying to fight fight men. And

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Speaker 1: there's twenty people involved in She's like pulling like this

501
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Speaker 1: one dude that she's trying to go after. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what happened. I didn't I couldn't figured it. I

503
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: was a lot going on, but she pulled this guy

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Speaker 1: out and then she just started like socking him in

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Speaker 1: the face while everybody else was socking him like he

506
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: was just getting jumped, And I'm like, what what what? What? What?

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Speaker 1: Wait more adults here. This is so confusing. Like I

508
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Speaker 1: know that if I saw somebody jumping my husband that

509
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Speaker 1: I would want to jump in, right. I would want

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Speaker 1: to unless my adrenaline was like pumping right and I'm like,

511
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go help my husband. That's the only And

512
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Speaker 1: you know I don't want my husband getting beat up.

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Speaker 1: Jew bowl. Yeah, but that's me. I mean sometimes I

514
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Speaker 1: think you might want me to get Usually it's like

515
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Speaker 1: a week out of the month. But a guy she's

516
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Speaker 1: in that day with me, Yeah, yeah, job, she would

517
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Speaker 1: jump in. But on their side, yeah, you're not doing

518
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Speaker 1: it right. She had this guy in a headlock while

519
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,479
Speaker 1: there was like five other people just beating him up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, and you couldn't move this one dude

521
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Speaker 1: just given to her and just yeaded her off of him.

522
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: I mean, like literally yed her. This is the Iron

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Speaker 1: and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news For a next story of day. Let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to English even he's currently being headlocked. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I hated. She's very strong for former celebrity. I'm actually

527
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Speaker 1: with a paralyzed man who couldn't talk for months after

528
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Speaker 1: losing the ability to move his eyes. But since then

529
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Speaker 1: he has used a brain implant to speak his very

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Speaker 1: first words. Oh what were his very first words? You ask,

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Speaker 1: I want a beer from a coma. That's the first

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00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: thing he said. Then the second thing he said, I

533
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Speaker 1: want a head massage. And the final thing he said,

534
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Speaker 1: I want to curry. Oh, a head massage. That is disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that sounds like a typical man if you

536
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: asked me he wanted. He wanted beer, alcohol, he wanted

537
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Speaker 1: head massage and food. Is the I n N the

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Speaker 1: idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: The next story of the day, Let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to producer Bennett, who is also wanting a head massage,

541
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Speaker 1: which popping. I am in New Jersey living the life

542
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Speaker 1: of a Guido, but there's a cereal robber on the

543
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: loose out here. They robbed me. They've been robbing me

544
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Speaker 1: every day. They probably robbed you, and they just robbed

545
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: one of hip hop's biggest robbers, Iced Tea. He actually

546
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: hopped on Twitter and he expressed what happened to him.

547
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Speaker 1: He said, I was robbed out of gas station in

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Speaker 1: New Jersey last night. After my hands stopped trembling, I

549
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: managed to call the cops and they were quick to

550
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: respond and calmed me down. My money is gone. The

551
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: police asked me, do you know who did it? And

552
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: I said yes, I turned and looked it was pump

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Speaker 1: number nine. Stupid. I remember reading the tweet and the

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Speaker 1: first thing I thought was like when I saw that

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Speaker 1: his hands were trembling, I was like, he doesn't seem

556
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Speaker 1: like the kind of guy that would tremble getting robbed. Yeah,

557
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: I saw it, and I didn't get it at first.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, I se he got robbed,

559
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Speaker 1: and I was like, wait a minute. I was like,

560
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Speaker 1: does let me rob him while he was at the

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00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: pup number nine? Like that is stupid? Didn't get I

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Speaker 1: thought it very quickly. Shut up every right network where

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Speaker 1: its aren't just in the news. The news tune in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow the same time for another hard hitting report from

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Speaker 1: the I N N. I remember, you can follow the

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Speaker 1: show on social media at the Jewel Show, follow all

567
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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dres,

568
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Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, I'm at Bennett News,

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Speaker 1: the Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone Frame

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Oh hey, it's Todd Sparks here,

571
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Speaker 1: Spark Back in your Life. I was looking for Zeke.

572
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Speaker 1: This is Zeke. Zeke. Nice to meet you, todd Sparks.

573
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Speaker 1: I think your friend Dale said that I would be

574
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Speaker 1: giving you a ring to interview for the position that

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Speaker 1: you got. Oh right, yeah, the machine. I am ready

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Speaker 1: to sign. Where do you need me to sign? The

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00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: power of positive Thinking? Right there, todd Sparks, putting the

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Speaker 1: Spark Back in your Life. You might actually know me

579
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: from a couple of my works. One of my motivational

580
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: books was Putting the Spark Back in Your Life, and

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00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: my second one is about to come out. It's called

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00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: spark Up another one. See so this is I get

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00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: it is kind of your stick or not. But you

584
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: you are calling about a job, right the machinist position.

585
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: I am not calling about a job. I'm calling about

586
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: the job. One of the key things in life is

587
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: to make sure that everything you do is important. It's

588
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: not just a job that you're hiring for. You're hiring

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00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: for the job the job that I need to turn

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Speaker 1: my life around. Todd sparks, putting the spark back in

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00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: your life. Yes, I accept the offer. I accept. I accept.

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Speaker 1: What's the position again, the CMC machine position, A C

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00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: and C machinist. Right, Todd, I'm gonna need to know

594
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: a little bit about your qualifications, and I'm gonna need

595
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: you to stop with the motivational speak now that I

596
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: don't appreciate it, but I don't really have time my day,

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00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: so I didn't fall from motivation. What I'm hearing from you.

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Speaker 1: What i'm hearing from you, Zeke, is I think that

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Speaker 1: you want me to pause for a moment, give you

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Speaker 1: some space so I can hear what you're saying and

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Speaker 1: go for it. I'm ready to listen. I'm ready to

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Speaker 1: pick up what you're putting down. Todd Sparks, spark pack

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Speaker 1: in your life. Nice to meet you, right, Okay, M Todd,

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Speaker 1: can you tell me power a positive communication. Right now,

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00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: power positive communication. I'm gonna teach a little something that

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00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: I know about the power of positive communication that I'm

607
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Speaker 1: interested in. What when learning what you have to I

608
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: thought you called for a job, Yes, I did. I

609
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: need a job very badly. Okay, some people would say

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Speaker 1: my book wasn't selling well, but I would say, it's

611
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: just waiting to sell well, Todd sparked the motivational speaker.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you have a book or something that

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00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: didn't sell and now you're desperate for another job. And

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00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: if you want a job, then you're gonna have to

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00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: listen and respond to the questions that I had. And

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00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: that is exactly where I was going with that power

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Speaker 1: of positive communication. P P c N. I'm working on it.

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Speaker 1: But power positive communication. Yes, I'm ready to actively listen

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Speaker 1: to you. Cut the active listening and just listen. You

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00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: got it, go for it, shoot, todd sparks spark back

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Speaker 1: in your life. Here to listen, here to get the

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Speaker 1: job out. Enough with these little spins on your motivational

623
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: talking about your book and whatnot, waiting to sell it

624
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: hasn't sold, obviously, that's why you need a job, right

625
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: You want this job or not. You have questions that

626
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: need to be answered. If I'm going you haven't had

627
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: any food in a week. But I still got a

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Speaker 1: smile on my face, and I'm still ready to take

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Speaker 1: any job that'll come my way because I am flat broke,

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Speaker 1: because I put all my money into this book that

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Speaker 1: is still waiting to sell. Todd Sparks, putting the spark

632
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: back in your life. Help me please, I'm hungry. I

633
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: mean physically hungry. I don't mean mentally hungry. I'm physically

634
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: I would like food. If you're not gonna hire me

635
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: for the job, can I at least get a sandwich?

636
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: Todd Sparks ask him for what he wants. Clothes, mouths

637
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: don't get fed. Literally, I'd like to be fed. Can

638
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: I have some money for a sandwich? I'm ready to

639
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 1: be a mechanist. It's a machinist. Oh not a mckeenist. Gotcha?

640
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: And no, you're not getting this job, Todd. I hope

641
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: you find something to eat and that things improve for you.

642
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: But I don't think we're gonna be all right. Well,

643
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: todd Sparks put the spark packing. I forgot to let

644
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: you know that Dale set you up for a prank

645
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 1: phone call. And I don't actually need a job because

646
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: I have one, and this is what I do for

647
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: a living. You do what for a living? I do

648
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: this for a living. This is actually Jewel from The

649
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and your

650
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: buddy Dale set you up, he said, Dale, he said,

651
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: you're hiring for a machinist. I don't even know what

652
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: that is. But I hope you find the I hope

653
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: you find the person you're looking for. I don't think

654
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: it was me putting the spark back in your life though.

655
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: Then Jewels Show on demand, First Up is on the

656
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: phone today for a first date follow up. And when

657
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: you hear about her date and the guy she went

658
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: out with, you'll understand why she wants our help in

659
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: getting a hold of this guy. She's been ghost to buy,

660
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: a guy named Eric. And before we get into the

661
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: reason why I say that, you'll understand why she's really

662
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: upset about getting ghosted. First of all, he sha, thank

663
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: you for your email, appreciate it. I had no problem.

664
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: And how long has it been since you heard from Eric? Um,

665
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: It's been like a week. How many times have you

666
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: hit him up after your date, Oh like three. I

667
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: almost said a fourth, but that just felt like too much.

668
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: So great a Lamborghini? Sorry, yeah, yeah he does. Yeah,

669
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 1: that's why I couldn't wait. Your email said that he

670
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: picked up in a Lamborghini for your date. Before we

671
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: get into all that, we'll get the rest of the story,

672
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: but I just couldn't hold it any Understand why you're

673
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: upset you're routed? How did you meet him at the mall? Actually?

674
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: Of course shopping? Was he buying his Lamborghini? He was not.

675
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, like doing my thing, like

676
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: just you know, was he buy himself? He was? Actually,

677
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: And it was so like cool and like weird. I

678
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: guess how did you meet him at the mall? What

679
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: was like going on a spree and like he was

680
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: there and like he's like older, but he's like super hot.

681
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: Oh and then like oh yeah, like really hot. And

682
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: then like he like come came over and like offered

683
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: to like help pay, which was like yum, but also

684
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: like okay, okay, what you were here? Like where are

685
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: you getting clothes? Yeah? So he was in a store

686
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: that you were in, saw you buying stuff and just

687
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: offered to buy you clothes. Yeah, wish happened to right, Oh,

688
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: I know, but then he was like, actually really cool.

689
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: So he asked for my number and I gave it

690
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: to him, and he like, yeah, he's obviously got a

691
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: lot of money. If if he picked you up for

692
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: your date in a lambo, I was just offering to

693
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: buy random people's clothes and you must see really really hot. Yeah,

694
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: dude just come up and be like, oh, yeah, the bag,

695
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it. It's kind of crazy obviously though.

696
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: That's probably how he initiates conversations if he's that rich

697
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: with people that he's interested in that. Look, there's money. Obviously,

698
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 1: you guys talked in exchange numbers and stuff went out.

699
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: What did you guys do for your date? Well, first

700
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: of all, he picks me up into Jack lack Lambeau,

701
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: which is cute, and then we go to this like

702
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: super fancy sea flood restaurant. He ordered the most expensive

703
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. But then like he like gives me

704
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: his coat. We like he dropped me up from my house.

705
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: We have like a little note and then I just

706
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 1: like don't hear from him? Oh okay, have you ever

707
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 1: been treated like that on a date before? I mean,

708
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: not like that, Like he was just like such a

709
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: gentleman honestly and like and rich were crying very rich. Yeah,

710
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: I mean yes, but like the thing that was like

711
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: kind of wild was that I liked talking to him

712
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: the most and like he was just super easy to

713
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 1: talk to. He was so kind, he was really funny

714
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, this guy's like legit, you know,

715
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: So what do you think happen? What is the reason

716
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: why he's guesting you? I don't know. I mean the

717
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: thing I can think of, just like based on circums dances,

718
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: I guess would just be like he thinks them a

719
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: gold digger or whatever. But he's legit cool and honestly

720
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: like Jelo and my Loved Woman costs this thing? No,

721
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: it just doesn't. Okay your lost Did you really like

722
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: him though, or is it just cloud to buy the money? No?

723
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 1: I think the money was the intro. Also his like

724
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: hot face, but he's like legit, he's super nice and

725
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: he's super cool and he was the one forking out

726
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: all the money. Yeah, he initiated it. Yeah, maybe he

727
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: was that he paid for her clothes. Trap. Yeah, that's

728
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: like a weird trap to Did you offer to pay

729
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 1: for half the build. He picked up in a lambo

730
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: obviously has a bunch of money. Did you at least

731
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: offer because maybe that's his thing? Like, I don't care

732
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: if I had a billion dollars if I took someone

733
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: on a date and they didn't even offer, I'd be like,

734
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: m M, I don't know if I can see you No,

735
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: And that's not the problem. I know. Yeah, shut up,

736
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: pool guy. So you didn't offer pay but maybe though

737
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: for him, that's the thing. Um, Other than that, are

738
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: there any other things you can think of? No? Huh, okay,

739
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song, come back and then calling

740
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: to figure it out for you. Right, this will show

741
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm just going up. The first date follow up is

742
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 1: on the phone and Keisha met a dude named Eric,

743
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: and Eric is filthy rich or filthy and debt. We're

744
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: not sure. But they met because she was at the

745
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: mall and he walked up to her and she was

746
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: buying something and he walked up to her and said, hey,

747
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it for you if you go out

748
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: with me, and she agreed. They went out on a date.

749
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: He picked her up in his lambeau, wined and dined

750
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 1: her and then dropped off, had a few kisses, and

751
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: that was it. That's the last she start from him.

752
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: Has been a week and she doesn't know why she's

753
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: getting ghosted. So we're about to call him see if

754
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: we can figure it out. Okay, can't wait, All right, Keisha?

755
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Oh? Yeah, here we go. I can't wait. Hello, Hi,

756
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: speak to Eric. Please, yes, s sim Eric. How are you.

757
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: My name is je Bowl from a radio show called

758
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 1: The Jebel Show. And my name is Ox Fresh from

759
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. And my name is Koshavin from the show. Okay, hello, um,

760
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm assuming you listen to us. Um

761
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: I don't. Actually, yeah, well I kind of figured that. Sorry,

762
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Well, turn us on in your

763
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: lambow sometime. It'd be like we're actually in one. It

764
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: could be nice. Wait a minute, you know I drivel mborghinea.

765
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: You're definitely wondering why we're calling, So I'll just get

766
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: to the bottom of before you hang up on us. Yes,

767
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our called the first Date

768
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: follow Up. That's where if you go out on a

769
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: date with someone and then they ghost you, you can

770
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: email They can email us to get to get you

771
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: on the phone and ask what happened. And we got

772
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: an email about you from someone who does listen to

773
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: our show, and her name is Keisha. Okay, Yes, I

774
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: know Keisha. Okay. Can you tell us why you are

775
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: not calling her back? I mean, look, she's she's a

776
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: lovely girl. I had a fine time. I just personally

777
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: don't think we are a right match. Why do you

778
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: mind telling us that because she thinks the opposite. Look,

779
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I am going to speak very candidly and

780
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 1: disclose us. But she got breast implants, Okay, Okay, Yeah,

781
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: which are great. I'm certainly not a part by any means.

782
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: That's how to find a guy that doesn't like them. However,

783
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: she just constantly told me that she had them. It

784
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: was just something that yeah, she she just endlessly talked

785
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 1: about them. Why she wouldn't stop talking about her breast implants?

786
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: She just recently got them? Oh, it was just a

787
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: little too much. Was she trying to impress you with them? Look,

788
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: I mean she would have if she didn't have to

789
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: talk about them. I mean, if pretty impressive on their own,

790
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: I imagine, Yes, Why I'm just trying to figure out

791
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: why I bothered you so much not to call her back.

792
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 1: Was it that you were even trying to have different

793
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: conversations and she would just not even engage with you

794
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: in talking about anything else but her breast implants. Yes,

795
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: she's just telling me about how all these bras she's

796
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: bought for herself now that she has them, and she

797
00:42:54,440 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't stop touching them, And it was just she usely

798
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: let me know that she had gotten them, and I

799
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: was just a little sit up honestly. Okay. Yeah, if

800
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: it's the only thing someone talks about in a day,

801
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: that's kind of weird. Yeah, that is kind of interesting.

802
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: I mean you would see probably being able to have

803
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: a different kind of conversation, like you know, maybe maybe

804
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,439
Speaker 1: mentioned the booby thing once and then move on. Yeah,

805
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: but also maybe she really liked you and wanted you

806
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: to think of him and maybe take her home that evening. Oh.

807
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: I would like to find out though, And I think

808
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: the best way to find out is to just ask her.

809
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: And she's listening to this conversation and wants to talk

810
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, Hey, hi, Keisha, I did not realize

811
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: you were there. Yeah, No, it's okay, I guess sorry,

812
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: Um No, I mean, look, out. I'm not denying that

813
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: it was a nice time. I really had a nice

814
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: nine out, but it was just I mean, you gotta

815
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: understand to be on the receiving end of that. It

816
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: was just it was just kind of a lost Did

817
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: you really talk about it that much? I mean, I

818
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: guess I didn't. I didn't really think so. I know,

819
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: I like definitely mentioned it because I like, he's like

820
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: so hot and rich, and I just like wanted him

821
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,959
Speaker 1: to think I was like cool. I mean I thought

822
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: that you no, but like I just like wanted him

823
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 1: to think so. Like I guess I was just like nervous, stupid.

824
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what hurry I yeah, I um look,

825
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: I mean I think that's really cool if you to apologize.

826
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: UM yeah, I just think it was. It was kind

827
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: of a lot, especially when you know, when you're on

828
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: a first date, when you're meeting someone, you you're getting

829
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: sealed for each other. You're trying to know more about

830
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: the other person. I just I don't know, I feel

831
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: like I didn't really get an opportunity to know you.

832
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: For you. It was just this thing that you've acquired,

833
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I just wanted to get

834
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: into something a little bit deeper. You know. Um, I

835
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: feel like kind of just relentlessly talking about your implants

836
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: like it was just a surface level you know. Yeah, No,

837
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: I got it. I'm just like just just trunk, just like,

838
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: trust me, I'm like way more than just duobs. I

839
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: got to be honest, You're the first girl who's ever

840
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: said that sentence to me. I think that's the person's

841
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: I've ever heard someone trying to make a case for

842
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: themselves getting another date more than just boob I am.

843
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: Trust me, I'm I'm more than just boobed. Well like

844
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: what well, I didn't tell you, I guess, but I

845
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: like gay bird watching. Okay. That's uh hey, that's that's

846
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: something other than boobs. You're right, So right, I'll ask

847
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: you this question, Eric, would you like to go on

848
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: another date with Keisha? We will pay for it and

849
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: you can talk about a couple other things, buds, you

850
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: know what, Yes, Keisha, let's do it. Yes, I would

851
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: really enjoy going out with you again if you could

852
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: just promise me not to necessarily talk about your breast

853
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: and plants, because I like you and I'd like to

854
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: hear more about you. Congratulations. So cute and don't get

855
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: me wrong, the boobs are great. Yeah. Well, congratulations you guys.

856
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jebils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,

857
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? You have a dirty little secret? Yes, yes,

858
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: I view all right? What is it? All right? So

859
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret? For one, I love the Jewels Show.

860
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: I followed you on every radio station. Oh thanks, even

861
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: before you were the Jewil Show. Thank you. Um. Secondly,

862
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,959
Speaker 1: so like most women, I have mastered the silent part.

863
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: I at a young age. You and my girlfriend yeah,

864
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: same same woman. Yes, we have mastered it. We we

865
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: master it like from grade school, you know, in school.

866
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: We don't want to be embarrassed, so we master it right,

867
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: like be silent. Yeah. So my dirty last secret is

868
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: that I actually I fart on my boyfriend all the

869
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: time and he has no idea. Why do you do that?

870
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: Do you get pleasure out of doing that? Well, it's

871
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: mostly it's mostly like when we're laid in bed and

872
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: like we're cuddling and stuff and I don't want to

873
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: like move, and then he knows I have to fart,

874
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I like, why did you

875
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: move that way? Oh? Because I have to part bit

876
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: you know, oh gosh, what's the what's the area of

877
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: his body that you're doing it on? Like you're not

878
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: giving him pink mostly mostly his leg mostly, Like you're

879
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:05,439
Speaker 1: not worried about like a loud one squeezing out. I've

880
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: mastered it. I totally mastered. How do you master a

881
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 1: brief gust of warm air coming out of your tail?

882
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: And how does he slow release? Yeah, that's a slow,

883
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: slow release, so you just squeak it out. Well, you

884
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: don't squeak it because it doesn't make a noise, something

885
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 1: I never thought I would hear in reference to farting

886
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: slow it just slowly. All right, Well, thank you for

887
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: telling us. Like they're around and something stinks, I'd be like,

888
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, boys so rude. That's the only reason

889
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: how kids are dogs you can blame them for fart Yes,

890
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you for telling us you a

891
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: little secret? I thank you guys? Are you are you?

892
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: I like how that dude said not necessarily does that

893
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: even mean necessarily? Like maybe maybe not a yeah, you

894
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 1: just heard a dirty little secret. But that soundclip is

895
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: Alex from another Dirty Little Secret where the guy was

896
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: literally going to the bathroom while he was telling us

897
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, crazy, real dirty area. It was

898
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: an actual filthy secret. I actually have. I posted a

899
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: video of me saying it when it happened. If you

900
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: guys want to go check it out at the Jewel

901
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 1: show or at that dress. Yeah, and then I posted

902
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: on our Mind too at Jewel Fresh, So go to

903
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: our ats. This sound right here is actually a great

904
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 1: sound for social media. Are you? Are you ping? I

905
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: watched it like a thousand times. It gets funnier everybody.

906
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: You could use it for all sorts of Could you

907
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: could use it for like your toddler, Yeah, yes, my

908
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: grandma who cropped us in my face, gusting. For your husband, jewels,

909
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: my husband if he doesn't know. You could use it

910
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: for your husband. Use it for your pets, yes, any

911
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: sort of pet that you have. Could you imagine like

912
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: your bird. I want to see a dog with that

913
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: look that dog have when they're going and they look

914
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: up at you with that look? Are you? That would

915
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: be hilarious? Do it to your dog? Please? Just somebody

916
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: for me? That would be so funny. And you haven't.

917
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: Alex hasn't done that to me in a while. Yeah,

918
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,439
Speaker 1: because I'm a shy pooper, So I always try to well,

919
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: I used to try to hide when Alex and I

920
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 1: I try to go to a different place. I didn't

921
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: even want to tell anybody where I was at because

922
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: I just I don't know why, and it's not like

923
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm embarrassed, but I also just think

924
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: it's gross and I don't want people to know I'm

925
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: doing it. And I have, but I would always go

926
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: do it at a time when I didn't think anybody

927
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: is paying attention, and a couple of minutes would go

928
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: buy it was all quiet, and I would and then

929
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: I would get a knock of the door and it

930
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: would be are you all the time? Yeah? So go

931
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 1: recreate the video using it for somebody and your family,

932
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: your friends or what dog please, shameful dog face? Are you?

933
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 1: I want to see that so bad? It's either at

934
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, Jeual Fresh or the Jebel Show on demand?

935
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: Does anyone else want to try? My authority? Wrong move? Mondays?

936
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: Make your Monday better by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

937
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. And that was a decision

938
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: that somebody made that probably costs them at their job.

939
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: Alex has that wrong move and or more of the

940
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: audio coming up for wrong Move Monday. Listen to the

941
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: show every single Monday. At this time, hear about other

942
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: people's wrong moves in order to make your Monday way better.

943
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: But for your first wrong move Monday, Wrong Move, It's

944
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: from South Carolina. A couple of people might be going

945
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: to prison for about twenty years based on their horrible,

946
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: no good, my terrible, very bad decision. A couple of

947
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,760
Speaker 1: security guards decided to put eye drops in their bosses coffee.

948
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: Give the poop yah as it gives you the runs, diarrhea,

949
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: things like that. So people try to do it because

950
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: they obviously didn't like their boss. Yeah, and they put

951
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: a bunch of it, like a lot of it in

952
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: the coffee pot that he uses solely, I guess. And

953
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: I didn't know this, but I just found out because

954
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 1: of their wrong move that if you have enough of

955
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: that stuff, it can lower your blood pressure and you

956
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,919
Speaker 1: could actually die. Oh my gosh. So the boss found

957
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: out about it, he didn't touch the coffeepot, called the cops.

958
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: The cops showed up, and there was enough of it

959
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: that it could have killed him. So that wrong move

960
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: got them arrested and fired, and now they're facing up

961
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 1: to twenty years in prison. So how's your Monday looking? Now?

962
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: Your Monday is probably pretty good knowing that you're going

963
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: to work and they don't have a job, and also

964
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: you're not facing twenty years in prison for trying to

965
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: poison your boss. Wrong move, mondays every single Monday at

966
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 1: this time, feel better about your Monday by hearing about

967
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decision. My

968
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 1: wrong move Monday story that I'm telling you about as

969
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 1: a high school teacher who pretty much went ape crap

970
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: on his class. Oh it was all over because one

971
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: kid wouldn't put his phone away quick enough for him.

972
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: But it was from being recorded from like another kid's phone.

973
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: This was a teacher's wrong move. Does anyone else want

974
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: to try my authority? You want to playing with you adians?

975
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: I am here because I want to be here. I

976
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: someone joined this job. You need something from me. I

977
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: need nothing from you. If you don't like my language,

978
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't give it. Get out now, I'm not now quick.

979
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah no, oh yeah you men was freaking out though

980
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: she doesn't know, and he goes, no, I've been that

981
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: kid before I had a teacher have a nervous breakdown

982
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: through a science room stool at me, almost hit my head,

983
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: and then left the class. His name was mister Woodside,

984
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 1: Byron Woodside. I was going through a divorce. I remember

985
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: that my maiden name before I changed the de fresh

986
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: one I got married. Alex's flag mister Flagga. I interrupting

987
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 1: something because I was talking, and I looked up and

988
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, can you keep it down a

989
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 1: little bit please, Byron? And he stood there, his face

990
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: got red, tears started welling up in his eyes, and

991
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: then he grabbed the stool, threw it at my head

992
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: and then left the class. And then a few minutes

993
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: later the principle came back in and said, mister Woodside's

994
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: going to be taking a leave of absence. He had

995
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: an old break You have seen him. I made him

996
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: work at Norstrump's got a job. I made a teacher,

997
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: which his job like in the moment, what okay? I

998
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,879
Speaker 1: really hope that you're not lying, because that's the best

999
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: story ever. I'm not lying. Why do I want to

1000
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: know about this? I told you a few times, Well,

1001
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: you told me a lot of stuff that I remember

1002
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: you're a stoner, it's fine, and you repeat yourself loss.

1003
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: I don't know how it's wrong, moved mondays feel better

1004
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

1005
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Are you facing twenty years

1006
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: in prison because you tried to prank your boss with

1007
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 1: too much viazine and it could have killed them? Or

1008
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: are you a teacher who made the wrong move of

1009
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 1: going ham on your class and now you're probably working

1010
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: at Nordstrom's with another teacher had a nervous breakdown. Probably not,

1011
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: so your Monday's looking pretty good. Well, my wrong move

1012
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: Monday is a former county employee who has recently been

1013
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 1: sentenced to fifty years in prison, quite a long time

1014
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: for what Alex Well, he tried to steal one point

1015
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: five million dollars worth of Fahitas fahitasahitas. Apparently he's been

1016
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 1: doing it over nine years and he's only been using

1017
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: them for his own personal use, so in his kitchen,

1018
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: probably making lunch, he's stolen that many fahitas from dollar

1019
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 1: amount again, one point five million dollars year over. Yeah,

1020
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: fifty years in prison over a love for fahitas, but

1021
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: not illegal love for fahitas. That's the problem. His wrong

1022
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: move got him in prison time, fired, Andy got him

1023
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 1: the news for stealing fahitas. Also definitely indigested. So how's

1024
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: your Monday going now? Huh? Probably pretty good. Are you

1025
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,959
Speaker 1: facing twenty years in prison because you tried to prank

1026
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: your boss with some visine in their coffee? Or are

1027
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 1: you a teacher who freaked out on their students That

1028
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: was a wrong move got you fired? Or did you

1029
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,479
Speaker 1: get arrested and facing prison time for stilling one point

1030
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 1: five million Yes, dollars in fahitas? Probably not, it's wrong

1031
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by hearing about

1032
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions? Are

1033
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: you reading to follow the show on social media? At

1034
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, follow us all individually. I'm at Jubal Fresh,

1035
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm at that drest on the radio. I'm at Bennetts

1036
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: Been Jewel Show on Demand