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Speaker 1: stuff you had that. I'm making this movie with ten

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Speaker 1: Like even if it was a tap kiss, like even

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Speaker 1: if it was like if it was a lip lock,

420
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: the way Carla and j D do it, I love

421
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: how than they're trying to paint like, but it was

422
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: your lip on top of my li was it just pursed?

423
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: I feel like your lip was It wasn't tongue, but

424
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 1: your lip was on top of my other lip, which

425
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean your lips were slightly apart. Yeah, I don't

426
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 1: know if I could if it happened to me, I

427
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: don't know if I could get over it. You and

428
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: Casey kissed, I'd be I'd be pretty pissed off. Of course,

429
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 1: of course, I don't know how you recover from it,

430
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: and I just I don't know. I guess, I guess.

431
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm so invested in these characters this many years later

432
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: that I was just so mad at JD, Like, okay,

433
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: so your shit face, but like, don't put yourself in

434
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: that situation. Why are you guys on a couch together

435
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: shit faced? I don't know, I just hate it made

436
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: me upset. Maybe I'm being ridiculous, but yeah, and like

437
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,719
Speaker 1: I don't I mean, I don't know. I had an

438
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: issue with it. But what I didn't have an issue

439
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: with is you giving me the nickname Turkey Turkey Turkey

440
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: Turkey Trust Trust. Maybe he really didn't think that one out,

441
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: but he just wanted he wanted to wear the hat,

442
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 1: he wanted to wear the top hat, and he was

443
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: trying to do his best job. Also, I feel like, uh,

444
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: Carla instigated the kiss too, just putting it out there,

445
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 1: keeping it one hundred that better Casey feels like Casey.

446
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: Casey was like, yo, she instigated that. She started that.

447
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: She kept looking at me like mmmmm uh like uh

448
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: she did you dirty? Like like like like I'm like,

449
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 1: I'm really Turk. She was like, uh, look at I mean, like,

450
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: that's not Zack's fault, that's her fault. It's funny when

451
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: it's funny that my reaction to things, when it's like

452
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: betrayal of you, even like the character that I get

453
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: so like cringey about it, like I would never do

454
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: that to Turk, just like I feel like it's real life,

455
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: like I would never do that to Donald. Yeah. I

456
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: mean when we look at this now, I think we

457
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: both kind of a definitely at this point, we definitely

458
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: see ourselves in our in our character and the characters

459
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: that we play, you know, and so to see that

460
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: type of thing between the two, it's like, you know,

461
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: there's other forms of betrayal all that are acceptable. I

462
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: don't know that this is acceptable. No, no, but it

463
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: could have been a whole lot worse, you know. I

464
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 1: mean yeah, because because the real talk, if you're that

465
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: drunk that you start kissing, you never know, like who's

466
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 1: going to stop it? Right? Drew, Well, we should have

467
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: someone on that fucked their best friend's wife. Oh my god, goodness,

468
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: are we Jerry Springer? Is that what's happening? I would

469
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: love for that to happen. I would love to I

470
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: would love to be like you father you are. I

471
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: would love to also unity tests? Can we do eternity

472
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: tests here? On fake Doctor's Real? What about this whole

473
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: elaborate thing that's so random out of nowhere? But the

474
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: messenger monkey who's in a bellhop costume that has the

475
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: has the secret written on his pad and he's running.

476
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: He's running to tell but I've closed the window, and

477
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: for some reason, the score is Caribbean Island mus It

478
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: was a really wild mishmash. How about the janitor taking

479
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: pictures of a little girl at the park. That was

480
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: kind of creepy that it wasn't that a little creepy? Yeah,

481
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 1: that's weird. Why is the janitor? The janitor storyline was

482
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: kind of funny how he's constantly he's sabotaging. He's not sabotaging,

483
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: he's just showing. Look, as parents, that is the scariest

484
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: thing ever. Your kid getting hurt, that is so scary,

485
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: and you try everything you possibly can to stop that

486
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: from happening, you know, and eventually it's gonna happen in

487
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: some way when you're in the playground, right or in

488
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: this scenario, Cox in the playground, Jordan's mad at him

489
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: because he's being he's letting, he's doing crazy things. But

490
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: with your kids, for example, when they're like on a

491
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: jungle gym playground situation, do you I mean, I guess

492
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: Rock was a little bit old for that now or

493
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: maybe not, I don't know, But are you like cringing

494
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: the whole time? Like are you watching them or able

495
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: to sit back and be like, Okay, they're not gonna

496
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: get hurt. What do you do? It's tough. You know,

497
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: you definitely helicopter over your kids and try to protect them.

498
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: I know I do. Casey's you want to talk about helicopters,

499
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: My wife is a matter of fact. Let me just

500
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: go get a real quick you want to real answer.

501
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,719
Speaker 1: Here's a good one. Oh, Casey parenting segment excited Casey

502
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: parenting segment, just in time. So the first conversation is

503
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: kids at the jungle gym and how we helicopter how

504
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 1: like kids getting hurt and stuff like that, and how

505
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: do you prepare yourself? And Casey Cobb, ladies and gentlemen,

506
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: that's your standing ovation Hey, in this episode, Casey as

507
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: you know because you saw there's like an argument between

508
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: the parents about like, you know, how protective to be

509
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: over their son and he ends up getting stitches. And

510
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: I was just asking Donald, how do you how do

511
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: you do that? Like Donald said, you guys are super

512
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: helicoptery like, but what's it like when you're like you

513
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: want them to have fun, but you're like afraid that

514
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: they're gonna hurt themselves. Oh? I mean, I'm I've gotten

515
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: better over the years. I have to say. There was stomp.

516
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: You know, I had an I had a babysitter one

517
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 1: time tell me I needed to find God WHOA because

518
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: I was. She was like, you need Jesus, you need

519
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: God because you're so worried and paranoid. You need to

520
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: just go pray. And so I've I've gotten a lot better. Um.

521
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: You know, Donald likes to rag on me all the time,

522
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: but when we're at the park together or if we're

523
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: anywhere together, he's the super helicopter And I'm not did

524
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: you tell and do you see other parents that are

525
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: just kind of letting their kids do whatever and like, yeah, no,

526
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: you don't let them do whatever. Listen to them running

527
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: up parents, Oh, because when you watch the kids and that,

528
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: when we're in the house and the kids are jumping around,

529
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: you're like, no, no, you're gonna hurt you. Oh please

530
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: nod you know what it's you know. I do see

531
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: other parents letting their kids do that, But I also

532
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: see those same kids falling and busting their ass and

533
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: hitting their heads on the concrete and their parents were like,

534
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: you're okay, and I'm like, yeah, that's the kid thing now,

535
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,959
Speaker 1: the kids cross eyed and ship. Yeah. I tell these

536
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: kids all the time when they want to go do

537
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: stupid crap, like without a helmet or anything, I tell them.

538
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: I remind them. I'm like, listen, I had my insights

539
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: pulled out and put on a table so you could

540
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: come out of my stomach to protect this head of yours. Yeah,

541
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go out and fuck it up

542
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: on a Playim kidding me. My dad wouldn't let us wrestle.

543
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: Whenever we tried to wrestle. My dad had the story

544
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: of somebody who knew and the kids were wrestling and

545
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: then one of them became a paraplegic, and and and

546
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: obviously he was worried and understandable that that that that

547
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: that tragedy had happened to somebody knew. But like we

548
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: we were he would shut down like horse playing. Yeah,

549
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm like that too, you know. It's just I don't know.

550
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: They're they're going to get hurt on their own so

551
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: many times if I'd rather not be when I'm standing

552
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: there and I could have prevented it. That's just my

553
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: whole thing, you know. So who's more helicopter you were? Donald?

554
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: I mean, we both are. But I will say, as

555
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: far as panic goes, fight or flight, I'm the fighter.

556
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: He's the flight. Wait, I don't run from the stuff,

557
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: get out of here. Well you don't run, but you panic.

558
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: Don't panic, babe? Did you tell them? I mean, yeah,

559
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: you do. He panics to the doctor. He's called and

560
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: hung up on our pediatrician at three in the morning

561
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: because I've yelled at him. I'm like, it's three in

562
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: the morning. You can't call this guy. You call the

563
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: pediatrician at three in the morning. Yeah, and you're my

564
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: kids hurt? We call him call? Is that simple? Pick up?

565
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: Only panic one time. One time, I'll tell you the story.

566
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: This is actually fink. Can I tell the story? So

567
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: I didn't know this. You know, you think pink guy

568
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: is just you know, you get it from you know what,

569
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: asked munch asked munching Sally. At least that's what Donal

570
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: Donald's always sent me that I don't. All right, slow down.

571
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know that pink eye came from eating ass

572
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: or analingus as they said. I didn't know that either

573
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: until Donald told me one time when we saw someone

574
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: an adult with pink eye. He was like, Oh, that

575
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: guy eats a lot of ass. So for years is

576
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: asking in your eye? Well, come on, man, all you

577
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: need is a freaking little dud. Why wouldn't you get

578
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you get? I can understand if you got,

579
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: why is the dude? You never looked into the eye

580
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: of the cyclops caught a breeze. Oh my god, Oh

581
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: my god. For years, for ten years, that's how I

582
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: thought pink eye happened. Well, then our kid, Rocco, he's sick.

583
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: He had a lot of respiratory like sinus infections and

584
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: allergies and stuff when he was little, and it was

585
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: three in the morning. I went to go check on

586
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: him because he had been coughing all night and I'm

587
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: looking at him and I see how this white, crusty

588
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: crap all on his eyes and I was like, oh

589
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: my god, what is this? And it looked like he

590
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: had just been crying it well, Donald, that's night that

591
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: Donald calls and hangs up on the pediatrician because I

592
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: tell him as three am, and he's like, I'm just

593
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: freaking out. I'm freaking out. I saw this on Ray

594
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: and Ray that's how Ray Charles went blind. Man, he

595
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: had the crust on his eyes. So Donald thought the

596
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: kid was going blind. The pediatrician calls back and it's like,

597
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: who's this? Who hung up on me? Oh my god.

598
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: Donald's on the phone like freaking out, saying, I think

599
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: he's going blind. He has all this white stuff oozing

600
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: out of his eyes like, and the doctor's like, has

601
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: he eaten any ass? Yes, he say, keep him off

602
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: the ass. He's got pink eye wash your toys. Ever

603
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: since then we were a helicopter parents. So that sums

604
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: us up, all right. We gotta get back to the show.

605
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: We love you, Thank you for them. Come on, mother,

606
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: while you got to get up out of here. Oh

607
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: we here in the counting, one get to three. These

608
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: parents never get to three. They're like two point eight

609
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 1: five nine seventy three, two point nine. Come on baby,

610
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: say bye uncle Zach. Hey, what's Zach? Is he? Or

611
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: what's Zach to you? Is he? Or what? Oh? Man?

612
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: I was hoping she'd say fairy godfather, fairy godfather? Yeah

613
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: you are? I love that little girl. Oh. She asked

614
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: me today. She was like, is Zach an actress? I

615
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: was like, yes, he is, Yes, he is my love,

616
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: a little girl. I love you. Yeah. Um so what

617
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:59,240
Speaker 1: about Ted hanging upside down purple because he's trapped? Writers

618
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: didn't have much of a joke here, was like someone

619
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: was like, what if Ted's in one of those anti

620
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: gravity things where you hang upside down? All right, let's

621
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: go with that. But he's stuck okay, right, he's been

622
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: stuck in there for a while like that Delver a day. Right?

623
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: He missed the Gilmore Girls? Yeah, oh no, I missed

624
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 1: the Gilmore Girls. Did you ever watch the Gilmore Girls?

625
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: I have never seen an episode joke on Scrubs, and

626
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: I've never seen an episode. I know that they all

627
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: they know is that they talk really fast. That's all

628
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Speaker 1: I know. I didn't aren't they redoing it or bringing

629
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: it back in some way? They did another season on

630
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: Netflix which was pretty great. H and a fun factor

631
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: I learned about Gilmore Girls the other day is their

632
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: scripts were like four times longer than the average script

633
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: because of how much talking they're doing in this show. Really, So,

634
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: like you guys talk about memorization problems, I would love

635
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: to have either of those women on here to come

636
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: talk about, like, how did you memorize those super thick

637
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 1: scripts every single week? That's crazy? Got a giant water jug.

638
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: I've always had this giant I've had this for like

639
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: that's the one you had when you were in Atlanta. Yeah, man,

640
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm going nuts with this thing. Good. Good for you.

641
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: We're talking about putting our own one out, guys, because

642
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: our fans like merch and we've been slacking on the merch.

643
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: So Joel is working on our own two leader drink

644
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: it all in one day. Yeah, we're getting close, guys.

645
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: You know, I got it. We're gonna have words on it,

646
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: like you are deservant. I gotta I gotta tell you, man,

647
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: it's it ain't easy but it makes it easy with

648
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: the words of encouragement, and we got some really cool

649
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: words of encouragement for you. Yeah, the problem is the peeing,

650
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: but you get used to that, I guess. Yeah, but

651
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: you do feel better, um, I feel you feel it

652
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: helps you drop weight when you just drink that much water.

653
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 1: Not only that, it also helps your yeah pooh. Also, Yeah,

654
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: my nutritionist woman that I was speaking to told me

655
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: that there's different grades of pooh, like like if there's

656
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: like a scale of like the ideal and there's like

657
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: letters for it. I forgot what they are, but like

658
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: you can look it up if you're curious. Like the

659
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: ideal bowel movement is like a jay, let's say, or

660
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: something like that. Right, Well, I don't know about that.

661
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: I'm just happy when I go. You know, it's great

662
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: to get any toxins out of my body, and especially

663
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: on his plant based thing. Man. Listen, here's another thing

664
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: before we get back into the show. Hold on all

665
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: y'all out there that think I'm trying to preach to

666
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: you about what you should do. I've never said anything

667
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: about what y'all need to do that. I've only been

668
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: talking about myself. You know what. I mean, this is

669
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: my motherfucking journey. You can get off of it. I know.

670
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: When we did the c spiracy thing, we're like, hey,

671
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 1: this is something stuff we're interested in. We're not prostizing.

672
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: Do whatever you want, and you still have people being like,

673
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: how dare you right? I mean, come on here, just

674
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: we're just telling you something we're trying that we're doing.

675
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with you. If you feel

676
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: it does have something to do with you, maybe you

677
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: need to look in the mirror and make that change,

678
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, as the man the mirror. Um, yeah,

679
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 1: we um, we hear at the show. Want to tell

680
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: you things that are intriguing us and documentaries we're watching

681
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: and things we like. Um, but you don't. We're not

682
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: telling you to do whatever, do whatever the fuck you want.

683
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: We're not. It's your life, man, it's your life. Man,

684
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: live your life. Do you do? You let me do me?

685
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: All right? Listen, Um what I eat don't make you shit.

686
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: That's real talk. Um. We learned that Jack um, the

687
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: homeless man I think his name is Jack or whatever

688
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: his name was whatever, there's a homeless man who who

689
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: Jordan gives the baby too to hold while she's getting

690
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: her bikini waxed. Yes, that's crazy to me. Yeah, I

691
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: feel it might be a bit heightened, a bit of

692
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: a heightened reality. She gives the kid to a bunch

693
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: of people, let's strangers kiss and hold the baby. Yeah

694
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: that I would never do that, even before COVID. Even

695
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: before COVID, I wouldn't do that. This is not a

696
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: Hollywood name drop, but it is. I was at a

697
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: party and Gwen Stefani was there and I met her

698
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 1: and she handed me her child and I was like, Okay,

699
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: this is a unique experience. Not only is a random

700
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: person I don't know handing me their child, but it's

701
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: Gwen Stefani, and um, you know. I did a little

702
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: bounce and then I handed him back, as you should,

703
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: and she said, oh no, we're doing this a lot

704
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: because we want that. We want him to be acclimated

705
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: and he or she or he ever forgot what what

706
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: sex of the baby was, but we want them to

707
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: be acclimated with lots of people and not cry and

708
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: um and be cool around strangers. I don't know if

709
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: you did that with your kids or not, but I

710
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: guess that's the thing. Look, man, the last thing I

711
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: want to do is give my baby to somebody and

712
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: they do what Gabby's character did in that episode, I

713
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: finally got me a baby and runs out of the hospital.

714
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: That's not that's I'm not I'm not no, that's a

715
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: no go. Look, we teach our kids stranger danger, like

716
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 1: my kids, my kids right now to this point, like

717
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: he won't get in the car with the dads of

718
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: his friends. He's like, get out of here. I'm I

719
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: think I'm in no way for my mom to get here,

720
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 1: she said, She said for me to wait. So I

721
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: think I Do you have anything that happened to he

722
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,479
Speaker 1: was a child? That is so bizarre that you really

723
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: can't really fully know if it was a dream or

724
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: something you imagine, or it happened. What happened to you, budd,

725
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: I have a very specific memory, and I'm fully open

726
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: to the fact that this was a dream. But I

727
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: was so young, and I remember being at a friend's

728
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: house and a woman pulled up in a station wagon

729
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: I'd never seen, and she had a few kids in

730
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: the car, and she said, we're here to pick up

731
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: Zach and I my stranger danger alarm went off, and

732
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: I said to the baby's sitter, who is the babysitter

733
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: of my friend whose house we were at. I was like,

734
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to go. I

735
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: don't want to go. I don't know them, I don't

736
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 1: know them. And she was like, but your mom's gonna

737
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: be upset. We're here to pick you up and um,

738
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: and I was like no, no, no, and the babysitter

739
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: was like, uh no, no, no, no, what we'll call

740
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: the parents. He's gonna stay. And the woman left, And

741
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: to this day, I feel like it really happened, but

742
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure. I have any way of

743
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: proving that it had happened enough anyway, so I may

744
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: or may not have almost been tragically kidnapped. That would

745
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: have been horrible. Dude, I'm glad. I can't imagine. I

746
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: can't imagine your mom and dad. That's the screams that

747
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: would have come out of them. I know, I know,

748
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: And it's so weird. It's one of those things. I mean,

749
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: I obviously have no way of confirming another way, but

750
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: it's just it's something that's always been lodged in my brain. Um.

751
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: By the way, are you guys watching Mayor of Eastown?

752
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: It's really good on HBO. Don't watch anything unless its

753
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: robots in it. If there's a lightsaber, you got me.

754
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: There's another. Um, there's another one that's really good. A

755
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: show on HBO Max called um Hustle of Generation Hustle

756
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: and it's all about different stories of of of con

757
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: artists and U you know, like docu style. Really cool.

758
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,760
Speaker 1: Recommend that too. UM, we're almost done here. The moist kiss,

759
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: I laughed out loud. That was a moist kiss. I

760
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: wish I was wearing an apron. That's when you and

761
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: Judy are rekindling your love. I don't know why I'm

762
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: between you other than the you know, point of the episode,

763
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: but I'm somehow sitting between you as you guys make out.

764
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: Why do you think? She told her at the end

765
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: she couldn't handle the guilt. She her conscious was exploding

766
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 1: and she she couldn't hand You do that though, if if,

767
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: if you guys had come to the realization that it

768
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: meant nothing, and you knew it meant nothing, obviously, admit

769
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: something to her. You know what I mean? You know,

770
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: I I it's so hard to say because I don't know, um,

771
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: but I feel like if it was a closed mouse kiss. Yeah,

772
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: let that go. That's only gonna fucking cause problems that

773
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: don't need to be had. I mean, it's a horrible thing,

774
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: but it doesn't necessarily need to be told if there

775
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: was anything, if it was anything more than that, then

776
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: I can understand why I was just going to eat

777
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: away at her until she cleared it up. But but

778
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: she even says, you know, now I understand why Turk

779
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: was doing what he did. You know, you sometimes get

780
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: caught up in situations and one thing leads to another

781
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: and you do something where it's like, but it didn't

782
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: really necessarily mean anything. But you know, I don't know, man,

783
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why she I'm glad she told him

784
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: that being you know, but this is just going to

785
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: open up even more of a problem for their relationship.

786
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: I foresee. I don't even remember this is the funny

787
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: thing is, I don't even remember what happens next. But

788
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: I know, I think I think you and I have

789
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 1: a kiss in the next episode. I'm not sure we do. Yeah,

790
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: I remember you and I having to kiss each other.

791
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: This is a weird boner. I just god, I don't

792
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: know what cho ELL's face now. Yeah, and then you know,

793
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: a weird lens spike at the end, right. I mean,

794
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't we don't normally do that on Scrubs, but

795
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: I just sort of look directly to the audience. Yeah,

796
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 1: did you find that's what it was? Or am I

797
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: looking just slightly above the camera? I couldn't quite tell.

798
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: I can't. All I know is that it was one

799
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: of those things where you were letting the audience in

800
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: on your moment of insecurity. What would it be at

801
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: that panic? I guess, but I but I you know,

802
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 1: it's a very subtle difference to looking a few inches

803
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: above the lens or on the rare moment, as we

804
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: discussed on Scrubs, we look right down the barrel, and

805
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: I think I think for me, it was looked like

806
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: I was looking right down the barrel. Um, Joel is

807
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: our guest here? Okay, great, why don't we go to break?

808
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to break. We have an exciting guest

809
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: for you all, and we'll be right back after these

810
00:44:55,239 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: fine words and we're bad back. But has our queen Joel? Oh,

811
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: we have a new song. But wait, so so Travis

812
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: is our guest today. He's composed the Joe when he

813
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 1: gets down to get Down song, and we asked him

814
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: on the show to please compose a song for uh,

815
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: you know, fan calls, and so I thought it would

816
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: only be appropriate that he be the first fan call.

817
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: Wait wait before you play it, Danel, before you play it?

818
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: Shouldn't I think Travvy Ravvy should be on while we

819
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: appreciate his new song. You want to give him the reactions? Okay?

820
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: I thought I thought it would better to hear the

821
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: first thing that we could comment. But I hear you,

822
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: I see No. I think he should see our genuine

823
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: reactions to it. I love it. Let's do it. This

824
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: is our official this will be going forward, our official

825
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 1: guest welcome theme. But I think the composer should see

826
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: our first reactions to it. All right, they come here

827
00:45:51,080 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: comes Travis Javis. How you do whatever? Right? How are

828
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: you guys doing? Travis? You are you know how to

829
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: write a hook I don't know why you're not out

830
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: there writing stuff for Rihanna and Bieber because you write

831
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: a hooky song. Thanks man, thank you. I walk around

832
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: singing Joel Monique's down to get Down, Get Down, That's awesome.

833
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 1: It like it was driving my wife crazy, because that's

834
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: why all she heard coming from an office and all

835
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: of a sudden she's just like, what idiot? So this

836
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 1: is pretty cool. Do you write les like what's your story?

837
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: You tell us about yourself? I'm actually I'm a middle

838
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: school band teacher and wow, and my wife actually is

839
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 1: the high school band teacher. We are in this in

840
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: this small little district. I teach middle school and she

841
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 1: teaches high school. Where where is it in a Saint

842
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: Helen's organ It's just just north of Portland, Okay, noise.

843
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 1: But then I'd also work on the side. I work

844
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: for a few composers in New York in LA and

845
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: occasionally do stuf for the Tonight Show and just I

846
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: have other clients around the world that I'll do. It's

847
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 1: called arranging an orchestration, where I think other people's music

848
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 1: and then we'll make it a level of down for

849
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: a different format, like um, well, sometimes I'll beat pop tunes.

850
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: I once I actually took some pop tunes and arranged

851
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: them for the Roots, you know, the Tonight Show band,

852
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: you know the Roots with members of the New York

853
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: Philharmonic with them, And so it's just odd different combinations

854
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: like that, and uh so, yeah, the funny thing is

855
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: Joel Monique is down to get down is actually the

856
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: first song I've ever written. Wow, Dan Manase, No, wait

857
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: a second, Travis, I feel like you need a jingle

858
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 1: agent because John Teshi is rolling in money and he

859
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 1: has written many in jingle and I he wrote, that's

860
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: it right? It was that the NBA Yeah yeah, all

861
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: rock Yeah. Dan was the name of the track. The

862
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: one who wrote all the real jingles was uh was

863
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: uh Alan Thick. He wrote, like a bunch of TV shows,

864
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: Now the world don't move to the bad Yeah. Well,

865
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: well that's a theme song. I guess, I guess, I

866
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: guess the jingle meets a theme song. It's the same area,

867
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: but the idea to be able to get something in

868
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 1: your head super quick with something that's so short. That company,

869
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: that carpet company five eight eight two three hundred Empire.

870
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: Now I know their fucking phone number because their jingle

871
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: is so genius. Well you know which one I know?

872
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: You know which one I know? Which we'll call it

873
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: accidents or injuries Called Jacob and Ronnie Called Jacob. I

874
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: thought it was Jacob and Ronnie. It's actually Jacob and Ronnie.

875
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: Ye Oh, I don't know that one that's okay, so

876
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: right on the sky on the opposite side of things

877
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 1: is the one that gives me nightmares. One eight seven,

878
00:48:51,560 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: seven Cars for Kids. Alan Thick wrote these jingles, just

879
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 1: putting it out there. There's eleven unforgettable ones, but here's

880
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: a few of them. He wrote Different Strokes, The Wizard

881
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: of Odds, Celebrity Sweepstakes. Alan Thick wrote, No, No, that's

882
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: Wheel of Fortune. Which wheel of Fortune? You're in jeopardy right?

883
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: He did Reel of Fortune, the Diamond Head Game, Animal

884
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: crack Ups, blank check, and whew. I don't know any

885
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: of those except I knew, I knew different differ, different

886
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: strokes is oh my bad. He also wrote The Facts

887
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: of Life. Oh that's a big one. He wrote The

888
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 1: Joker's Wild. All right, let's get back to Travis. Okay,

889
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Travis, you must be a fun teacher.

890
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 1: I'm sensing you have a good sense of humor. I

891
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: bet your kids really like you. Yeah, we have a

892
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: good time. It's a yeah, we have a good time.

893
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: And do you have any kids that you know? I

894
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: imagine there's a lot of kids where you're like, oh Jesus,

895
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: please put the flute down or but you must have

896
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: some kids where you go, Wow, I can already see talent.

897
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 1: I must be exciting. Oh yeah, it's really exciting. There's

898
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: some kids I always see how I am. I never

899
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna blow smoke up their ass, but I

900
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: will find something because it drives me crazy. Like I

901
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: don't have a teacher voice. I don't have a Hey,

902
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: boys and girls, all right today, we're gonna do this.

903
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: Like I would kick my own ass if I ever

904
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: heard myself talk like that. But like, I'll find something

905
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: positive to say if they are, you know, I'll find

906
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: something positive that is also true. But um, but yeah,

907
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: the kids, like they're great kids. They just work hard.

908
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: They just need a good teacher. And so most of

909
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: the times they you know, if you expect you know,

910
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: if you have high expectations of them, and you give

911
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: them the materials they need, give them the instructions they need,

912
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: they can do great things. Wait are you saying you

913
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: like the teacher from Whiplash? Oh no, oh no, I

914
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: imagine it's so exciting for you and your wife when

915
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 1: you have a kid who you know, it's like all

916
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you see a kid who's starting to

917
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: shine like, Wow, this isn't just a kid who's got

918
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 1: a little bit of talent, this is a kid who

919
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 1: could be really good. Oh yeah, yeah, it's really cool.

920
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: It's um, it's excited when you have kidsho actually work

921
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 1: hard and actually they get they get hungry, like hungry

922
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,919
Speaker 1: to earn and uh so that's pretty exciting. But yeah,

923
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna debut your song. You you um,

924
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: you've written another song which we we asked you for,

925
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: which is uh something to intro our guests. Joel almost

926
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: played it before you got on, but I thought you

927
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: might want to see our live reactions to it for

928
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: the first time. Wait, so you guys haven't heard it yet.

929
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: We haven't heard it? All right, all right, but I'm

930
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: but I'm a fan of your work. You know, it's

931
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: like if you know, okay, Zach Zack, let's get into

932
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: the intro. You're telling me to shut the fuck up.

933
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling you to get into the introduction? Man,

934
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: we know that you have to stop talking about your willies.

935
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: That wasn't the one. That wasn't the one that Man,

936
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: I still never got around to labeling them. All right, guy,

937
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: I've been busy I never got the brother Pete touchow

938
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: to label it. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for

939
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: Trav travs alright, we got all you can talk, you know,

940
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: like a get spoke some jazz hand maybe talking about

941
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: the episode. So come on, Joanne, let's get the show on.

942
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: Whoa oh shan. Ladies and gentleman give it up for Trauma.

943
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: I love it. That's amazing. More time, one more time,

944
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: time time, more time, jaime, more time, No problem. We

945
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:31,439
Speaker 1: gotta call fire games. Yeah they did. We can talk

946
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: star wah scene show dudes, you know, like a ball

947
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: of Yeah, spoke some jazz hands maybe talking about the episode.

948
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: So come on, Joanne, let's get the show on. Yeah

949
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: that happened. Wow, love it. I love it. I love it.

950
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's great. I love it. Travis, you're

951
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: our in house composer. Um, we have to give you

952
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: some presents, Joel. Can we send the man a case

953
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 1: of gtscau Do you like kombucha? Travis? Oh yeah, you

954
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: guys got me into it. I had never had it before.

955
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: All right, well, Joel, let's send him a case. You're

956
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: gonna get our You're gonna get our GTS allotment this

957
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: this this month. But what's cool is that someone has

958
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: actually already contacted me about writing a jingle for them

959
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 1: because of the show. So I'm doing you guys should listen. Listen.

960
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a shout out now because you're

961
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: very talented and um and um what is what is

962
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: your Instagram? So everybody knows it's a travy wavy? How

963
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: do you spell that? It's t r a v v

964
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: y w a vv why? So reach out to Travis

965
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: if you need something a jingle, and don't fucking try

966
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: and give him just a case of kombucha like us. Okay,

967
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: you better pay his ass, um. But no, you're really

968
00:53:54,560 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 1: talented man, You're really uh you're you're really good. Thank you, Travis.

969
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: You're selling the Joe Monique is down to get down

970
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: thing as a ring tone too, right, Yeah, I just

971
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: put it up as a ring tone. How did I

972
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: find that there's a link to it in my Instagram bio?

973
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: Well there you go, so get it in his bio.

974
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: You can get the Joel Monique. I hope it's the

975
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: R rated one, not the g one. Oh, it's the

976
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: real one. The g one never never really stuck with me.

977
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,720
Speaker 1: Although I'm sure I appreciated it, your mother appreciated it. Okay,

978
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: but then like Joe Welmonique, get down and get down.

979
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: Get I love it no matter what's between your legs.

980
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning you could be making ther gs Joe Welmonique,

981
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: get down and get down. Um, well, Travil, we got

982
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: you here. Do you do you have a question in

983
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: your life fixed in any way? How can we help

984
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: you today? No, I'm excuse man, No, I'm cool, man,

985
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 1: I just I'm just really excaited. This is a like

986
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 1: I said, scrap. I've been a huge Shrubs fan, you know,

987
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: forever of course, and you know what's funny, uh, you

988
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,720
Speaker 1: know like often we know you guys asking about favorite episodes?

989
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: Do you have like kind of a sleeper for me?

990
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: There's the one it's I think it's like season eight

991
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: where it's just you. It's just Zack and Donald, Zach, Turkey,

992
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 1: JD in the hotel room with the old man who's dying,

993
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,800
Speaker 1: oh and the freaking Oh yeah, that's a great episode.

994
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not. We're not in a hotel, we're at

995
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: the hospital. N Turman. Oh wait, are you talking about

996
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 1: the moment with Glenn Turman when he when he died.

997
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's eight. I can't believe that's so late in

998
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: the run of the show. That was a great one.

999
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite episodes. That hit me, hit

1000
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: me so hard, just like he was helping I was,

1001
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: you know, my father already had recently passed away at

1002
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: the time, and uh, just you're processing going through that.

1003
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: And also it was so fucking funny your outtakes, Jesus Christ,

1004
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: the outtakes was so fucking funny. But Glenn Turman was

1005
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: in Um. He's a wonderful actor and he's one of

1006
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: the best actors ever in history of America. Man. Yeah,

1007
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: put some respect on that name, baby yeah. And he

1008
00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: was in the the the the George C. Wolf movie

1009
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: with Violet Davis and all the stars that were in

1010
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: what's it called Rainie's Black Bottom. He's in that. He's

1011
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: a wonderful, wonderful, amazing actor. Did you know that he

1012
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: was married to Aretha Franklin. Now he was married to

1013
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: Aretha Franklin from nineteen seventy eight to nineteen eighty four.

1014
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: Why do you use Google that or did you know that? No?

1015
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: I knew that I had I knew that already. I

1016
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: didn't know the exact dates, but I did google the

1017
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: exact dates. But he was actually married to Aretha Franklin.

1018
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: I used I used him. I think Bill may have

1019
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: thought of him because I cast him in a pilot

1020
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: that I directed, my brother had written for Fox, and

1021
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 1: he was so good in it, and I think I

1022
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 1: showed it to Bill and he got the idea to

1023
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: use him for that episode. But yeah, he's he's he's

1024
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: some of the greatest movies, Coolly High. He was on

1025
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,959
Speaker 1: a different world, Like, yeah, he was on a different world.

1026
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: He's always and he's always good, you know what I mean.

1027
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 1: He's always good, and so yeah, shout out out, shout out,

1028
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 1: Glenn Thurman. Um, I'll give you a little triviuus since

1029
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 1: Travvy Wabby doesn't want anything from us. Um of this episode, Um,

1030
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 1: This episode is the only time Doctor Cox wears a

1031
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: jersey for a team other than the Detroit Red Wings.

1032
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: What is he? Where? Arrangers? I don't remember which sports

1033
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: ensemble it was. Um. The monkey in the episode is

1034
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: Crystal the monkey who appeared in many other TV shows

1035
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: and movies, including The Hangover Part two. That's the one

1036
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: that was licking. Uh, the penis licking the penis? You

1037
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: don't remember that? Remember the monkeys licking something and they're like,

1038
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: what is that? What is that? And then Zach Galfanaki's

1039
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: gold over and licks it two. It turns out to

1040
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: it turns out to be uh, what's his name's penis? Uh?

1041
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: The Asian dude penis with Ken Joe. Yeah, remember that

1042
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 1: little tiny penis hilarious dude. All right, here's the math

1043
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,439
Speaker 1: on the clock thing. JD and Turkum changed the clock

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00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 1: in their apartment ahead one hour, then back three hours,

1045
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: ahead five hours, and back forty three minutes, so that

1046
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: altogether the clock is ahead two hours and seventeen minutes.

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00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: The clock says eight forty nine, which would make the

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00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 1: actual time six thirty two. However, JD and turk state

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00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: that the time is nine fifty two. For this to

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00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: be true, the clock would have had to have said

1051
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: twelve o nine. Now, I don't think any of you

1052
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: give a funk about that, but it is on scrubs wiki.

1053
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: And the last thing I'll say is that on streaming services,

1054
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: the captions say that Hook by Blues Traveler is playing

1055
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: on the jukebox right before Carla asks, Hey, do you

1056
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: know who sings this song? And the song playing is

1057
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: not hook by Blues Traveler. Maybe we tried to have

1058
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: it do that and we couldn't pay for it. There

1059
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: you go, I think we did it right. Guys, be

1060
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: a better friend than these three are. Please and check

1061
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 1: out my episode of Solos. I'm very proud of it.

1062
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: It's only thirty minutes of your time. If you like

1063
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: Black Mirror, it's very Black Mirror esque and Anne Hathaway

1064
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: gives a pretty astonishing performance. I can't say anymore it'll

1065
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: be spoilers, but she blew me away when with her performance. Oh, Zach,

1066
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: I also wanted to tell you before I forget alex

1067
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: inc was a great show, and I thank you. You're

1068
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: one of the one people who You're one of the

1069
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: only people who thought about I think it was I

1070
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: think it's My wife and I were two of the

1071
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 1: seven people who watched it. But I love you. I

1072
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: blame the network for marketing well. I had promise. You know,

1073
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: sometimes in your first season you don't quite figure it out,

1074
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 1: but you're on the bubble ratings wise and the networkers,

1075
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna give you another chance, and then you kind

1076
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: of kind of figure it out. That was kind of us.

1077
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: We were not quite figuring out there were changes that

1078
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: could have made it better, and then that network didn't

1079
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: give us that chance. But you win some, you lose some.

1080
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: And I appreciate that you watched at Travis. I really

1081
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 1: it was a good show. Did you write all of

1082
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: the episodes or did you just know? I directed a

1083
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: bunch of Matt. Matt Tarsus, who was one of our

1084
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: main writers on Scrubs, was the showrunner of that show,

1085
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: and we had a whole writing staff. I didn't I

1086
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: didn't write it. Um all right, guys, we love you.

1087
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 1: Be safe out there, and donal, why don't you count

1088
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: us out? Six seven stories about show we made about

1089
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: a bunch of docs and nurses and janitor who loved me. Here,

1090
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: I said, here's the stories. Never should so gato around you,

1091
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 1: Here are gadoo around you. Here are sweat free way

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01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: shows at mm hmmm.