Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make.
Speaker 2: Horrible decision.
Speaker 1: Time for a white boys.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, welcome, oh my god, to horrible fucking decisions.
Speaker 1: Did you get y'all?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I'm Mandy.
Speaker 3: Also, it's like he's white, but he showed up four
Speaker 3: minutes late, so it's give us cepe time.
Speaker 1: So you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was like not having a black guest
Speaker 3: coming on time, but the white boy was late.
Speaker 1: That's crazy rat appropriation. That's my bad. I'm sorry the appropriation.
Speaker 3: But y'all welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. I'm
Speaker 3: your girl, Mandy b aka Bitch aka Pull cor Punks
Speaker 3: aka Peg aka peg and Marco and all the things.
Speaker 1: What go ahead?
Speaker 4: I'm Leavy and uh, let's see, Dick, should we do
Speaker 4: a white guy run down on who we've had?
Speaker 1: You always want to do this.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember because I feel like white women
Speaker 4: now we've got a few, because we have to actually
Speaker 4: hot take. I feel like friendship wise, I can't really
Speaker 4: fuck with white girls, but white guys, I'm cool with
Speaker 4: white women. Kind of feel a little like I want
Speaker 4: to read you guys. A text from a woman on
Speaker 4: a plane oh, let's go met a woman on a plane.
Speaker 1: Actually you read it. Look how we start off. She
Speaker 1: was like, you want to grab a drink? Sometimes?
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, sure, just because it can't last.
Speaker 4: I was pissed.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is just a white women you met.
Speaker 2: On a plane.
Speaker 4: We were sitting next to each other and she's like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, we should grab a drink sometime. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: but you know i'd be busy. I'm trying to grab
Speaker 4: drinks of my friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you sent your name and then she goes,
Speaker 1: what's up, bitch, it's Carara from Lax Red Eye. I
Speaker 1: really enjoyed talking to you. If you're around and feel
Speaker 1: like meeting for a drink and listening to rap music
Speaker 1: and playing basketball. If not, no worries. Hope the week
Speaker 1: is off to a great start. Why would say that
Speaker 1: she's at her forties. She did not say this. She
Speaker 1: did it? Wait wait did you?
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, hey girl, let's grab a drink.
Speaker 4: Read the next sext because I didn't reply to her
Speaker 4: within six days.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, the next sext is crazy. Okay. So she
Speaker 1: just basically was like, yo, let's get a drink and
Speaker 1: then she goes, I'm so not a fan of fake people.
Speaker 1: Your true colors came through loud and clear.
Speaker 3: White woman shit, bro well does this because you didn't
Speaker 3: respond to the stranger with her saying let's go get
Speaker 3: some drinks.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I never would, but like I just
Speaker 4: kind of was having a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my true colors. Really you don't think I'm
Speaker 1: about to go crazy.
Speaker 4: I thought about it, but then I was like, you
Speaker 4: know what, it's such a good thing I never met
Speaker 4: up with her for drinks because if you're the type
Speaker 4: of person to act like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know. And and then I realized, like this.
Speaker 4: Is why I don't really know, Like I really don't
Speaker 4: know white women like that.
Speaker 1: What was the subtext of you exchanging numbers with this woman?
Speaker 4: We were right next to each other, like so you
Speaker 4: know when you're like you have to share that tooth
Speaker 4: that pod in the middle. Yeah, So it was like
Speaker 4: Nina and We're talking and dogs and like we're just
Speaker 4: getting along and that was it.
Speaker 2: But it was only like while people were boarding.
Speaker 4: It was a red eye, Right, you sleep the rest
Speaker 4: of the time, right, She was like, oh, co you
Speaker 4: should grab a train, And I was like Okay, what
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, No, Oh my god, And I actually
Speaker 4: might have because she said she had a man she.
Speaker 1: Was gonna hook me up with.
Speaker 4: But then she's like, oh, well he's a lot older.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what, like fortyes, She's like, no, like fifties,
Speaker 4: and I was like.
Speaker 3: Okay, listen, I don't think wepisode anywhere. You never even
Speaker 3: introduced the goddamn white man. Guests they hear him.
Speaker 1: His name is Mark.
Speaker 4: So I feel like we've had every kind of We've
Speaker 4: had Alex on. I was gonna say, we've had every
Speaker 4: flagrant member on, but.
Speaker 1: You, oh wow, we've had We've had Andrew.
Speaker 2: We had Gas and oh gosh and Jazz.
Speaker 4: Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, you're the only
Speaker 4: flagrant member that has like a wife or girlfriend that like,
Speaker 4: I don't follow her no.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm a flirt now. Yeah.
Speaker 3: By the way, that I did want to ask, respectfully,
Speaker 3: of course, to your wife, is this the type of
Speaker 3: white man.
Speaker 1: That you would date?
Speaker 3: Because you told me we the you talk about types
Speaker 3: of white man, it's given if you were black, you'd
Speaker 3: be her type of black man because she likes the
Speaker 3: artsy black guys.
Speaker 4: You know what, white guys are like long hair, but
Speaker 4: a lot of people do. Like people have like a
Speaker 4: long hair thing. I think that's why I probably like dreads.
Speaker 2: I like long hair.
Speaker 1: You also look like you you look.
Speaker 4: Clean, but you look like you wouldn't shower, you know.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's that kind of it's the clean dirt look.
Speaker 1: Well do you like do you not like a guy
Speaker 1: that's too clean? Have you ever heard this before? My
Speaker 1: wife explained to me, She's like, I don't like a
Speaker 1: guy that's too clean, who's too clean? Give me like
Speaker 1: someone who has like a perfectly faded haircut, and like
Speaker 1: eyebrows perfectly.
Speaker 3: So metro so that I wouldn't consider clean, but like
Speaker 3: metro sexual men, so like the ones that have very
Speaker 3: clean eyebrows or shave their legs or.
Speaker 1: Shave their legs.
Speaker 4: Guys shake their legs.
Speaker 3: Girl, That's why I don't be with the Puerto Ricans. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna talk about y'all. The Latino men may be
Speaker 3: out here with smoother, smoother legs and arms than me
Speaker 3: hunt And I'm just saying, yes, I like listen when
Speaker 3: I talk about when you talk about all races, you're
Speaker 3: not offensive.
Speaker 1: Do you watch your letters? Talk about everyone. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just learned about that, learned about what. I'm not playing
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 4: No, okay wait wait wait, I'm laughing because I'm thinking
Speaker 4: of myself. He's like me, remember where I'm at, and
Speaker 4: let's keep the followers coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah my legs, yeah yeah, okay, Now I recently learned
Speaker 1: about washing my legs because growing up, you don't do that.
Speaker 1: What you just go SuDS, shampoo, bratch, armpit, arm pick,
Speaker 1: get out?
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 4: No, when you're a kid, I'm asking no, thank you
Speaker 4: for the tracks because I didn't know it was just white.
Speaker 3: So wait, you completely so you don't go even to
Speaker 3: your feet unless there's something on my feet to wow, crazy.
Speaker 1: If I was playing barefoot, maybe I would. I would
Speaker 1: watch my foot maybe once, depending, I would watch my
Speaker 1: dirty foot? Are you a comedian? By the way, let
Speaker 1: me go ahead.
Speaker 3: You're all right, so we know I'm not gonna believe
Speaker 3: anything you say.
Speaker 2: But also you're a man, so I wasn't gonna believe
Speaker 2: anything you said it.
Speaker 1: Exactly yes, oh damnit, man to break up. This is
Speaker 1: this is right energy though, even especially the white ones.
Speaker 4: So Mark is from the Camp Gagnon podcast and Flagrant
Speaker 4: Too so you started a new podcast. What's a new
Speaker 4: pot about.
Speaker 1: It's called camp. So basically it's just me talking most
Speaker 1: interesting people in the world. Literally every day I sit
Speaker 1: down across from someone that is completely outside of my
Speaker 1: area of knowledge and expertise and we just talked for
Speaker 1: like four hours.
Speaker 4: You know what's fucked up?
Speaker 1: So the Joe Rogan model, Yeah, literally, like I saw,
Speaker 1: like I listened to Joe talk about like his day
Speaker 1: where he was like, Okay, I wake up, I take
Speaker 1: my kids to school, I work out for an hour.
Speaker 1: I talked to Elon Musk for three hours. I go
Speaker 1: pick my kids up from school and hang out with
Speaker 1: them and then go to do stand up and I
Speaker 1: was like, I want to do that. Wow, So like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do that on Wednesday Thursday, and they do flagrant
Speaker 1: that it is.
Speaker 4: I saw Mark post a clip of a guy saying
Speaker 4: I get paid to teach men how to beat up women,
Speaker 4: and I immediately knew it was a DOM and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, this is like.
Speaker 1: My type of Yeah.
Speaker 4: But anyway, I recently saw him and Andrew do a
Speaker 4: show together, and I mean, obviously it was amazing, Like
Speaker 4: you know, it's no joke or if there's there's no comparison.
Speaker 4: I think when it comes to like YouTube and podcasters
Speaker 4: and stand up, like you guys have really got that unlocked.
Speaker 4: But it was great, So y'all shul check out a
Speaker 4: show when you can't.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: The reason I wanted to have Mark on is because
Speaker 4: it hit me all the flagrant guys are wife up
Speaker 4: now and I've never gotten the energy from you that
Speaker 4: you've only been with one woman in your life. But
Speaker 4: it's crazy because when I reminded myself about it, I
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, I have to talk about this a
Speaker 4: horrible because Akash gave me virgin vibes.
Speaker 2: Yes, you seems like you ran through.
Speaker 1: Them and then we're like, oh I found my love. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people have said that no one really believes it, but like,
Speaker 1: why would I lie about being a loser cause you're
Speaker 1: a man.
Speaker 2: Because you're a man. Sometimes it might get you more pussy,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: But do girls want to bang like a virgin?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Is that? Like? Is that like a woman into that? Well?
Speaker 4: Did you have an ugly pace?
Speaker 1: I mean I was giraffe looking as a high schooler.
Speaker 1: I was like, lanky gang, Okay you turned into this?
Speaker 2: Yeah that was have you ever fucked the virgin.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think so I did, really yeah, and it
Speaker 3: was awful. He tried to keep going, but I knew
Speaker 3: he came, and he came so fucking fast.
Speaker 2: I said, I'll never do this again.
Speaker 3: Well no, like I think he tried to pretend he
Speaker 3: kept going, and I'm just like, sir, the condom will
Speaker 3: I feel you came, It's okay, but like get out
Speaker 3: and likeyw like, because if you keep trying to fuck
Speaker 3: after you come into condom, the condom is going to
Speaker 3: come off. And I felt it because even the pumps
Speaker 3: got slower, and it felt give sympathy for see, I
Speaker 3: would girl even worse. I was really an ain't ship
Speaker 3: bitch because then I ended up sucking his brother and
Speaker 3: his brother had great dick.
Speaker 2: These were his brother was a.
Speaker 4: But yeah, hold on, yeah, I knew that you fucked brothers,
Speaker 4: but it was and one of them I took.
Speaker 3: And why did I took his virginity? I've shared this
Speaker 3: on the show before. It's the only.
Speaker 2: Burgon I ever fucked. I think I was like seventeen.
Speaker 3: I was in like I was a junior in high school,
Speaker 3: and so I took his virginity and it was awful.
Speaker 2: How many asked virginities have you taken?
Speaker 1: Oh? Ask virginities? A lot? I can't.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, well that's what a finger but like pegging wise,
Speaker 3: I know I took two two of like the five.
Speaker 1: Have you your ass virginity yet? No? Not not not
Speaker 1: penetrative but with the tongue just a little wickedly No
Speaker 1: not even that, not even but like like you.
Speaker 2: Wiped your ass after you ship.
Speaker 1: So ye, what are you smack? Ring? Ring the doorbell?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like but not like I
Speaker 1: don't you know what I mean? No, one's going in
Speaker 1: the home. No, not yet.
Speaker 4: She just raised the hand during head Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: basically he said, ring.
Speaker 1: The door the doorbell and not go.
Speaker 2: But you know what, ringing the doorbell is a real
Speaker 2: light tap. No, what's crazy is we have a white guest.
Speaker 2: So I was about to get into nigga knocking, but we.
Speaker 1: Can't look through that. She would do it and she
Speaker 1: would run away. We don't even talk about it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like she was on like an iPhone, like she
Speaker 1: would you know what I mean, Like it was a
Speaker 1: real light press.
Speaker 2: Mandy has a thing about knuckles that she brought them
Speaker 2: and they was thanking me for that little tip.
Speaker 3: So under the gooch, she can just take her knuckle
Speaker 3: and rub it underneath your balls and right by your assholes.
Speaker 1: State massaging. Well, no, past is inside. It's got to
Speaker 1: be in the protad.
Speaker 3: The G spot is inside. The prostate G spot is inside.
Speaker 1: That's correct. But you can't you can't access through the outside.
Speaker 1: It can't be like a No, that's just like when
Speaker 1: you dry hump. That's like all of that is just like.
Speaker 4: I came from dry humping recently and it fucking embarrassed
Speaker 4: me because I've talked about this on them.
Speaker 1: You're just a child.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 2: I think it's because of scissoring.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, that makes sense, which I think is the
Speaker 3: most pointless thing ever.
Speaker 1: Swizzering. Yeah, clothes on like dry hump. This is We're
Speaker 1: happy guest. If you had to pick, it's way more interesting.
Speaker 4: I was so horny.
Speaker 2: Okay, no sex or no head for a year.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm married, Okay, well which one I'm already doing?
Speaker 1: No head? What kind of questions?
Speaker 3: Wait, you get married, you don't get your dick sad,
Speaker 3: It's just like real quick.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, but no, we do. We get intomate.
Speaker 1: But it's uh, I probably picked yeah, I probably picked
Speaker 1: no head for sure, not because that's just like so
Speaker 1: self serving. Like sex at least is mutually bonding, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like the relationship being a giver,
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 4: But I do feel like a lot of men prefer
Speaker 4: for a head over sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because being service is way better than having to give, right,
Speaker 1: Like why like why would I do anything if I
Speaker 1: could just sit here and just have the best time ever?
Speaker 1: Because like otherwise you're asking me to get sweaty and move.
Speaker 1: But I think that the mutual like effort is what
Speaker 1: brings two people closer together.
Speaker 2: Teamwork, oh my god, makes the dream work.
Speaker 4: What what would be the spiciest thing that could happen
Speaker 4: with you and your wife?
Speaker 1: And would you want Mandy and I.
Speaker 4: To help you get there?
Speaker 1: That could happen that you would want? Okay, maybe there
Speaker 1: maybe be roleplay.
Speaker 2: What's something you haven't done yet?
Speaker 1: Well, one thing I haven't done yet is like, so
Speaker 1: my wife and I we've been married for a few years,
Speaker 1: but we haven't been like explicitly trying to have a kid,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, We can't help you dead.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you want cream pot tips.
Speaker 1: That's what it's given. But it's like, I think that
Speaker 1: would be the most like uh, sexually fulfilling type of intimacy.
Speaker 1: You could have what like baby making in life or
Speaker 1: like with her during sex. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I just recently slept with someone that told me
Speaker 4: they have a breeding kink.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, this is what the guy that
Speaker 2: I'm going.
Speaker 1: Wait, break it break think is what.
Speaker 4: So basically I don't think it's a complete breeding kink.
Speaker 4: I don't think he knows what he's saying. But basically
Speaker 4: on our second date, he was like we went to
Speaker 4: Dumbo house and he was like, you look like i'd
Speaker 4: get you pregnant that and I was like, what, Like,
Speaker 4: we're not even preging, Like he brought it up. Then
Speaker 4: the third time I saw him, he brought up something
Speaker 4: about me getting pregnant.
Speaker 1: And then before we had sex.
Speaker 4: I was like, don't bring up the pregnant ship and
Speaker 4: he was like, yo, I say that a lot, but
Speaker 4: I don't mean it, and he's like, my brain just
Speaker 4: goes there. I think I have like a thing about
Speaker 4: like meeting a bait pregnant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, does he have kids? No, maybe he wants them,
Speaker 2: that's all. I don't think it's a breeding.
Speaker 1: No turned on at it. How old is he?
Speaker 2: I don't want to say. I'm scared of bitches going
Speaker 2: to figure out.
Speaker 1: Who he is. But he was saying how old he's
Speaker 1: talking to?
Speaker 4: Bitch just figured out who I was fucking by age description.
Speaker 2: I said he'd be at the flea market room.
Speaker 1: Figure it out.
Speaker 2: It's awful. I followed his bad like literally.
Speaker 3: Someone wrote on the YouTube, Oh, I know who green
Speaker 3: eyes is, but I ain't gonna tell y'all.
Speaker 4: Bruh.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, look, you just don't follow anybody with
Speaker 3: green eyes that I'm even. I don't want to like
Speaker 3: a green eyed nigga. I don't want nobody to figure
Speaker 3: nothing out.
Speaker 1: I gave too much.
Speaker 4: I said that this guy meditated with me, and some
Speaker 4: bitch called and was like, I know it with you.
Speaker 1: Oh, that one's easy to figure out though. It's just
Speaker 1: a guy looks like me. I feel like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like, oh, yeah, he has long hair,
Speaker 1: a man bun. You didn't look like you, but blood,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, Like that, that's a dead giveaway age.
Speaker 4: So no, I was gonna say, like the breeding kink
Speaker 4: thing that he has, like always talking about it. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, if you're talking more about it like
Speaker 4: in a hot way, like yeah, also, I don't know,
Speaker 4: this is really nasty talking about like steemen, like filling up,
Speaker 4: like talking about cream pies, like using words about com
Speaker 4: I feel like constantly talking about com even though I
Speaker 4: have like a kink for it. If I was trying
Speaker 4: to get pregnant, it'd be like the perfect time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably you should be talking about it.
Speaker 3: I mean to me, having sex while trying to have
Speaker 3: a baby is really just planning to have sex around
Speaker 3: when an app tells.
Speaker 1: You she's ovulating. Yeah, literally, it's.
Speaker 4: Like literally not that much, but still have like a
Speaker 4: lot of time, right, so you have twenty four hours
Speaker 4: that you're like primetime ovulating. But you know it can
Speaker 4: live in there, like you could still.
Speaker 1: It could live in there and can't live in there.
Speaker 3: That's why you got Planning is a sci fi movie
Speaker 3: literally going there for you know, it's alien.
Speaker 1: You don't feel like you're too young for kids now
Speaker 1: twenty six too young for kids? No, I'm I'm down.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be fun. I'm ready to have a kid.
Speaker 4: It could be fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a kid. It would be awesome, just
Speaker 1: like a little buddy watching a dog. Yet I have
Speaker 1: a cat. They're not the same. I have a cat, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think a cat and a kid basically, no,
Speaker 1: they're not.
Speaker 2: You could leave a cat for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: You work from home and the same thing exactly. So
Speaker 1: I'm gree with you. Let's go honestly, podcasts.
Speaker 4: People like, I feel like you don't work that much.
Speaker 4: You do, like obviously, like it takes a lot of work.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm saying like you don't work outside the
Speaker 4: house that much. I mean, we do events, we're out
Speaker 4: doing things like we have separate businesses. But podcasters, that's
Speaker 4: a really and you can bring.
Speaker 1: Your kid to work, That's what I'm saying. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you my babies with me. I don't care.
Speaker 3: I am bringing nothing to make noise to hear. Niggas
Speaker 3: shut up. They don't shut.
Speaker 1: Up, you know. Told the rapper, Yeah, he takes his
Speaker 1: kids everywhere on tour. They're playing, hanging out with him
Speaker 1: on stage. That's why I'm there. The kids are tod
Speaker 1: The kids, I know, I know you're talking about the
Speaker 1: kids are like I don't know three four, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't count. Yeah, no, I'll take them. But I think
Speaker 1: does everyone have a breeding fetish? I feel like a
Speaker 1: breeding fetish is just like what you should have. No,
Speaker 1: I feel like like that. I think all humans should be. Like.
Speaker 2: I don't ever say, oh, I want you to get
Speaker 2: me pregnant. No, I've definitely said to put a baby
Speaker 2: in me and did not mean it.
Speaker 1: Like so you're a liar, that's no. Your biology is
Speaker 1: telling you things in your brain.
Speaker 4: Over I was like getting really hard and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know what was wrong. And you said, oh,
Speaker 4: put a baby may then I definitely was like, why
Speaker 4: would you do that?
Speaker 1: I want it fucking serious? No, out of here. Have
Speaker 1: you ever had sex with the intention of having a kid. Never?
Speaker 1: I don't want to kid me.
Speaker 2: I will want kicker right all out, but want kid.
Speaker 1: I never had I plan be queen if I have
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: And now I realize, like, moving forward, I want a
Speaker 2: man with a a sex me. I need him neutered.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be with a man who can.
Speaker 3: Make kids, or I want them to be in a
Speaker 3: place where they have enough already that they're like nah,
Speaker 3: I don't want no more than love mother fucus.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so you'll be like a stepmom. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: they need to be a certain age. Oh okay, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be in vaulved.
Speaker 2: Like, damn, we gotta go. I've gotta see him on
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 4: The aquarium I like.
Speaker 3: I like whales, so no aquarium with them. I like
Speaker 3: roller coasters, so okay.
Speaker 1: We can agree, like an awesome month. But I can't
Speaker 1: take them to the bar with me. So what we doing?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I can't be like, hey, can I don't want to
Speaker 2: do shrews with me today?
Speaker 1: Like what are we doing together? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I do like cartoons, but it's like big mouth.
Speaker 1: I like adult cartoons, but kids can watch that. I
Speaker 1: watch adult swim when I was a kid, and I'm
Speaker 1: we did and.
Speaker 3: Look how we all came out. Like I think people
Speaker 3: are being trying to be more intentional. Thought they raised
Speaker 3: their today.
Speaker 2: If I got pregnant tomorrow, I do want kids.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I would hate it because I'm not dating
Speaker 4: anybody seriously, so I'd be like, damn, I don't want
Speaker 4: to abort this. But like we don't know.
Speaker 1: I know said put a baby in me. But now
Speaker 1: this one's a hard one.
Speaker 4: You ready if you had to swap wives for a
Speaker 4: week with one of your co hosts.
Speaker 1: Were you out of your mind?
Speaker 2: White Spot? You remember the show?
Speaker 1: I feel like Jack Lee would cook.
Speaker 2: No, you can't give him the answer. Let him answer?
Speaker 1: What is like? What are we talking about? Can we
Speaker 1: set the ground rules for this question?
Speaker 4: Because okay, you have to swap wives, you have to
Speaker 4: live with one of your co host wives for a week.
Speaker 4: Who would you swap with?
Speaker 1: It has to be a co host on the couch,
Speaker 1: that's the question. Why don't you think? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like a caveat where I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: Miles might have a girlfriend or something. Maybe I'll swap
Speaker 1: with him someone No one knows. There's no way, there's
Speaker 1: no way, like what what? What could be like a
Speaker 1: hypothetical answer that would not give me in trouble.
Speaker 4: We're saying, you don't them, you gotta live with them.
Speaker 1: Who would be a good roomy?
Speaker 2: I said Jessleen because of the food.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's a good cook.
Speaker 4: I mean, but she's the only person that calls I
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 1: You know, Andrew wife's excellent cook.
Speaker 2: Also, oh, that's right, she do be cooking like a mother.
Speaker 1: So it's basically like, who do you want to cook
Speaker 1: for you? That's the question. We didn't limited these women
Speaker 1: how good they cooked. Yeah, wow, they're a really good fla.
Speaker 1: Remember now I have a misogynists.
Speaker 3: It's giving misogynists. You're bringing up all these women cook.
Speaker 4: Here's my type. So I would say, I mean, Al's
Speaker 4: girl I'm closest to.
Speaker 2: Body wise, it's her.
Speaker 4: I like, I like a butt, I like hips, but
Speaker 4: also she's like I don't know. Then I feel like
Speaker 4: Jessline just because I've always want to end up with
Speaker 4: a brown girl. But at the same time, I feel
Speaker 4: like she'd be putting Akosh through it. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: She looked like she run that house, and she probably.
Speaker 1: Like run me.
Speaker 4: And I can't handle women that could like really run
Speaker 4: my shit because they will like I'll give you everything.
Speaker 1: That might be good. Though she's very organized. It might
Speaker 1: be good. Structure might be organized. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: I would want to go out and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: are you out of.
Speaker 4: Your fucking mind?
Speaker 1: But that might be good for you, Like she seems
Speaker 1: like the only one she needs. Somebody telling us as
Speaker 1: don't yeah, you might need that ass.
Speaker 2: Let's get into vanilla shit.
Speaker 4: Our vanilla shit is our news segment where basically we
Speaker 4: find sex in the news. Now, I'm going to get
Speaker 4: into the one from this week, but I want to
Speaker 4: tell you about the one from last week because it
Speaker 4: was a few weeks ago. Actually, Yeah, Mandy and I
Speaker 4: found one where it was basically a New York post
Speaker 4: that dug into some crazy reddits, and one of them was,
Speaker 4: my wife has a terminal illness. She wants to have
Speaker 4: sex with her ex one last time. Now, in your case,
Speaker 4: I'm guessing you both took each other's virginities. But I'm
Speaker 4: sure she had an ex boyfriend elementary somewhere, high school.
Speaker 4: If your wife was dying in nine months, apparently the
Speaker 4: woman was going to be bed ridden within four months,
Speaker 4: would you let are you hitting it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You don't care about her happiness.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Minde and I were talking about this. She
Speaker 1: got she started to make me turn the other way.
Speaker 3: I said, no too, bro, let her be happy before
Speaker 3: she leaves this earth.
Speaker 1: She's like, yo, I'm never going to keep it from.
Speaker 4: What if it was just another dick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Na, but you gotta understand though I wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't marry someone who's like on their deathbed thinking about
Speaker 1: other dick.
Speaker 3: No, well, no, already married, been living life, lovely together.
Speaker 3: She gets the news, the cream pie work, you got kids,
Speaker 3: and literally she's like, I'm about to leave this earth,
Speaker 3: but before I do, I would really like to try
Speaker 3: this man out.
Speaker 1: And she's been solid our entire marriage. She's been so
Speaker 1: solid because that's.
Speaker 3: A little but no now knowing that y'all are y'all too,
Speaker 3: y's first virginity, bro. Before I leave this earth, I
Speaker 3: kind of want to see what other dig is out there.
Speaker 2: I want to know what it's like.
Speaker 1: Here's my whole life. If my wife said that to me,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, the drugs are too strong. We gotta
Speaker 1: up the drugs or take them down or something. Because
Speaker 1: whatever type of cocktailer a getting right now is making
Speaker 1: your brain break. Okay, she wants a cocktail.
Speaker 4: Wait, so you've in no world? Do you just think
Speaker 4: she can't just have one crazy girl's night out? Your
Speaker 4: wife seems so sweet and innocent. I can't picture it happening,
Speaker 4: So I understand why you think the drugs are too strong.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I married someone of those very sweet,
Speaker 1: innocent She's gonna be a great moment to my babies.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a great life together. We're gonna build
Speaker 1: this awesome. She can do all that and want another
Speaker 1: before she leaves this. She can want anything she wants.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's Jason Love Adamsent two. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying maybe it's somebody else.
Speaker 1: In Williamsburg, Geo's acidic Wisburg. She finds an older Jewish
Speaker 1: man and and just lays it down, curly hairs, just
Speaker 1: kinda keep it exactly exactly. It's in the genre. Now,
Speaker 1: what about you?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm allowed to yeah, man, man in a nutshell.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: I said no because I was like, if I'm wiping
Speaker 4: your ass and ship and then suddenly you're like, I
Speaker 4: want some new pussy. Oh you got to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hope you're trying to bank someone that's that's wealthy.
Speaker 1: But I'm not paying for any more medical bills. I'm
Speaker 1: not paying for nothing. I'm let my partners have sex
Speaker 1: with other women already. So you about to die and
Speaker 1: you want another one? Okay, that's what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: not that the ex emo. I feel like emotional cheating.
Speaker 3: You're gonna die in nine months, go ahead, go ahead,
Speaker 3: what with an ex an X they really love. I'm
Speaker 3: already gonna have to grieve you being not on this
Speaker 3: goddamn earth anymore.
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna trump me caring if you went
Speaker 1: and fuck your head throw infidelity in there. Who cares
Speaker 1: this point, I'm gonna be just sad.
Speaker 4: Let me be in my help, like you help me
Speaker 4: get over it, you.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: I just found out a few weeks ago, Yeah, that
Speaker 4: her ex liide about beating cancer to get sympathy out here.
Speaker 1: On top of the other women that he was cheating
Speaker 1: on me with.
Speaker 3: He was using all of his names, his first, middle,
Speaker 3: and last, so like when I was meeting them, they
Speaker 3: knew him by a whole different name.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just he lied about beating cancer to you, no,
Speaker 1: to other people to get this sympathy, to get their sympathy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Literally I got told that. I said, how he get
Speaker 2: it and beat it in four months.
Speaker 4: You know what makes it funnier the fact that he
Speaker 4: told people.
Speaker 1: But like you just get pretty easily.
Speaker 3: But also he's attractive as fuck. You don't have to
Speaker 3: make any of these lies up for sympathy or whatever.
Speaker 3: But it's okay, I looked into it. He's a narcissist
Speaker 3: and that's a part of.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, also narcissists.
Speaker 2: We know the narcissists, right, No, narcissists.
Speaker 1: Are bad people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are really bad people. So none of them
Speaker 3: are like normal, like they're really bad.
Speaker 1: People, maybe like Derek Jackson. Okay, they're like yeah, because
Speaker 1: there's people that exhibit narcissisic tendencies at times, Yeah, temporary
Speaker 1: narciss but.
Speaker 3: Ones that are like full like not create all of
Speaker 3: these different things and always play victim and never see
Speaker 3: anything wrong. You can't hold them accountable. They also don't
Speaker 3: have the ability to realistically attached to somebody that.
Speaker 4: That was one of the craziest things that you've told
Speaker 4: me thus far. And what was crazier about it, Like
Speaker 4: when talking about breakup, we've both gotten so emotional on
Speaker 4: the show, right, and Mandy's literally tearing up, And then
Speaker 4: when she brought up the cancer, I was like, I can't.
Speaker 1: They just like he didn't wait, I hate down but
Speaker 1: didn't say it to you though, Did he lie to you.
Speaker 3: No, no.
Speaker 4: He lied.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he lied to me about everybody. Not not cheating,
Speaker 1: but like, did he lie to you about like any
Speaker 1: fun stories, like anything about his life?
Speaker 4: I thought, that's a good idea. Wait, will you ever
Speaker 4: have like a life accomplishment that might not be true
Speaker 4: now or something?
Speaker 3: So I'm questioning his entire Oh yeah, I'm literally now
Speaker 3: like questioning.
Speaker 1: His entire and I'll see why he doesn't have social media.
Speaker 3: He don't got that he don't And I realized too
Speaker 3: met very few friends, like he doesn't have many friends
Speaker 3: at all. I met him through a mutual friend, but
Speaker 3: then their relationship wasn't what I thought it was when
Speaker 3: I first met them. Both been to his house, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: his like life, I completely questioned all of it.
Speaker 1: Wow, and that sucks for you now because like your
Speaker 1: whole sense of reality shifted.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why I'm fucked up now, like because
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, I really just loved a nigga for
Speaker 3: three years. Thought he was my soulmate years three years,
Speaker 3: no cancer in between, Ye, shut the fuck up. Thought
Speaker 3: he was my soulmate and had an envision of a
Speaker 3: forever with somebody that I thought could be the who
Speaker 3: I knew he could be.
Speaker 4: Watch the TV show and there's like moms or people
Speaker 4: there and even spouses.
Speaker 1: They're like, my husband could never do this. There's no
Speaker 1: way he committed this crime. Oh yeah, no.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm one of those parents that didn't
Speaker 3: see that my child was a serial killer. And I'm
Speaker 3: like cow and I missed almost sons, Like there's no
Speaker 3: way these parents didn't see serial killer tendency.
Speaker 1: Those squirrels died on natural causes in the yard. No, literally,
Speaker 1: you weren't. Didn't see a murdering them with a Pelagon's
Speaker 1: so sweet.
Speaker 4: Honestly, the kid, the kids that killed the animals. When
Speaker 4: I watched Don't Fuck with Cats, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: that shit wro.
Speaker 3: I'd be scared when Nina I'd be going outside and
Speaker 3: the little background dammers started he was doing that or
Speaker 3: yeah it was dummer for it, like he started doing.
Speaker 1: That small animals, Layton bed wedding, Layton bed wedding, so
Speaker 1: like peeing the bed up until like a later age
Speaker 1: like that's a serial killer fifteen Yeah, really why? I
Speaker 1: think it's like insecure attachment, like nervous system just regulation
Speaker 1: ship like that. I don't really know that's just what people. Well,
Speaker 1: we was out here pissing in beds. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I dry.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter you the bed. As an adult, you
Speaker 3: might you might have serial killer tendencies. Bro.
Speaker 4: He wanted me to do it.
Speaker 3: He said, well, she really had to pee, and he said,
Speaker 3: well you don't have to get so maybe he.
Speaker 1: Was a serial killer. Why My girl watched some of
Speaker 1: serial killer shows and she says something to that pissed
Speaker 1: me off so much because she was like, I like
Speaker 1: watching the shows where the husband snaps and kills the
Speaker 1: whole family. And I was like what, She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: the ones that I'll watch. She's like, sometimes I'll watch
Speaker 1: them sometimes I want, but if I'm gonna watch, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be a random guy that killed someone.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like the husband snapped And I
Speaker 1: was like why and she's like, because that would never
Speaker 1: happen to me. And now I was like, are you
Speaker 1: really g checking me right out? Like like she checked
Speaker 1: my life?
Speaker 2: You want to get pregnant, You're gonna get pregnant right,
Speaker 2: definitely called.
Speaker 3: You pussy, right, you pussy Yeah, as long as she
Speaker 3: thinks you're just so kind, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I get I'm gasling, you'll never snap. Yeah, gaslight he's
Speaker 1: so fun. You gasolate yourself kind.
Speaker 3: Of, Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I'm mad as fuck.
Speaker 3: This why I don't trust myself some more? I gasled
Speaker 3: myself to believe that this nigga wasn't the liar. He was.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Definitely gaslet myself, for sure.
Speaker 1: I never heard that. Ever. I guess lit myself these
Speaker 1: I kept.
Speaker 2: I kept going back to him. We broke up thirteen
Speaker 2: times tolet fair.
Speaker 1: He was ready to gaslight you, and then you were like, no, baby,
Speaker 1: it's fine, you gonna do this myself.
Speaker 4: But she was crazy about the thirteen times. Didn't you
Speaker 4: not break up in the first year.
Speaker 3: No, this all happened in the last two years. The
Speaker 3: whole first year was like a honeymoon phase and then
Speaker 3: the world opened up.
Speaker 2: And man, you guys have to let yourself out.
Speaker 4: The biggest quote I've ever read was that depression is
Speaker 4: like a prison, prison in your mind.
Speaker 2: And you're the jailer with the keys. Good Dick is
Speaker 2: the same, release yourself, please.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: It was just the looks and Dick's was like had
Speaker 2: me in a total.
Speaker 1: And COVID was messing their brain too. The world wasn't real. No, literally,
Speaker 1: I was living in a we was living in la
Speaker 1: la land. The lu lulan is what it was.
Speaker 2: I was delusional that this.
Speaker 1: Is this was real.
Speaker 2: And when the world started opening up, the insecurities started funneling.
Speaker 3: He hated all the traveling we were doing. I was
Speaker 3: booked and busy, and it just brought out the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you're me too. Me too, I'm glad
Speaker 1: he'd be canceled to them.
Speaker 2: Okay, but now let's hit this week.
Speaker 4: I picked this one because you're married, and I actually
Speaker 4: do have questions about how much that should cost. So
Speaker 4: quickie weddings are a new trend with millennials.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: Basically, these are half hour, no frill ceremonies that are
Speaker 4: a step up from courthouse elopement and uh. They basically
Speaker 4: are a large celebration but a small amount of celebratory fanfare.
Speaker 4: So a micro wedding venue will give you a package
Speaker 4: called a quickie nineteen hundred dollars, where the average wedding
Speaker 4: is thirty six thousand. Loved up couples can wed in
Speaker 4: front of twelve guests at an event space, confetti cannon.
Speaker 4: A meal can be added on after, but the whole
Speaker 4: affair is done in thirty minutes. For a bit more cash,
Speaker 4: you can do two hours and that's where you get
Speaker 4: the catering, the booze, and a bouquet. Now, I remember
Speaker 4: Andrew's wedding. He got married in like twenty minutes, and
Speaker 4: I was like, this is the best thing I ever seen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually really excited. One of my best friends
Speaker 3: is getting married at the Little White Chapel in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so I'm gonna get to see her get
Speaker 3: married there. She got her dress on Fashionova, one of
Speaker 3: the fashion Nova lux dresses, and then after she's gonna
Speaker 3: wear her veil and we're gonna party at a.
Speaker 2: Day club at a beach clubs Vegas.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna go from literally the Little White Chapel
Speaker 3: to probably Drake When is it Sunday with it Lena?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's dope. Yeah, So I'm really excited.
Speaker 2: That's a fun ass wedding. Yeah, bachelor party, and literally the.
Speaker 3: Night before she's going to see Beyonce in concerts, so
Speaker 3: she was already gonna be out there and she's like,
Speaker 3: I'm get get married.
Speaker 1: We Saylor, Yeah, I want to Taylor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but how much did your wedding paus what type
Speaker 4: of thing, like, did it stress you out?
Speaker 2: Did you feel like you want to break up? Tell
Speaker 2: us on wedding Show.
Speaker 1: So we got married in the base in the middle
Speaker 1: of COVID. It was literally like twenty twenty. We were
Speaker 1: supposed to get married in like March twenty twenty, and
Speaker 1: then COVID has We're like, okay, we'll push it back,
Speaker 1: and then like cases started kind of going down. My
Speaker 1: whole family's in Florida shout out. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go. It wasn't there, Yeah, it had
Speaker 1: happened there yet. So we're like, we're gonna go and
Speaker 1: let's just do it there as case we're going down,
Speaker 1: We're like, screw it, let's just do it. We got
Speaker 1: like a good deal on the venues because like people
Speaker 1: weren't getting married. And then you need to wear masks.
Speaker 3: No, not in Florida, bitch, No, they did not have to.
Speaker 3: Florida was like you ain't gotta wear a mask. Were
Speaker 3: not really caring if you get vaccinated. It was completely
Speaker 3: different than New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I was on the phone with my friends.
Speaker 1: My mama too.
Speaker 3: I'm like, mom, you are an old ass woman. Get
Speaker 3: show the motherfucker mask call.
Speaker 2: She said, hun, I don't need it out here.
Speaker 3: And we outside, you know, because it's like apparently COVID
Speaker 3: was harder to get if you were outside, and shit
Speaker 3: was like, no, it's even down here. Yeah, our cases
Speaker 3: are low where Florida, Orlando fall seven Choppa City.
Speaker 1: Did you grow up in ORLANDA? Yeah, no way, that's
Speaker 1: what I didn't realize that this old town YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I grew up in like Lake Mary Longwood area.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, my mom was out there after I
Speaker 3: graduated high school, but I was on the west side.
Speaker 2: Graduated E High.
Speaker 1: Black Evans, Evans. You went to Evans. I wonder even
Speaker 1: does it track shut out that? Yeah? So yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean like our wedding was like very chill, like people
Speaker 1: wanted to wear masks, war masks, but like I didn't care.
Speaker 1: I was like, wear it if you want, don't wear
Speaker 1: it if you don't want to. And then it was
Speaker 1: just like probably like ten fifteen thou and I paid
Speaker 1: for it for myself. How many people like A hundred?
Speaker 2: Wow, that's pretty. That's pretty good for for I guess
Speaker 2: you got to kill me COVID spreader event.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people died, a lot of people
Speaker 1: had to die for it.
Speaker 4: But it was COVID and wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one got COVID. Like we like tracked people,
Speaker 1: like took tests before and after, and like no one
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I was, but they're all Florida people.
Speaker 2: They wean't getting tested. They were just like nah, it's
Speaker 2: kind of crazy when you think about it. I went
Speaker 2: to so like I went to two weddings where I
Speaker 2: had to get tested and then people got it.
Speaker 1: Oh wild, Yeah, no one got it. Like my grandma came.
Speaker 1: It was her birthday, so like my wife was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let them sing Happy birthday. It's like my grandma like
Speaker 1: at her own wedding, which is like my wife's awesome,
Speaker 1: that's cute. Yeah, but like my grandma's like I don't
Speaker 1: know exactly, she's like one hundred and fifty I think
Speaker 1: years old, and and like she just she lived. She's
Speaker 1: still pushing. Like COVID didn't even like did it went
Speaker 1: skirted around here and that was wow. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know my philosophy on weddings is like I've heard that
Speaker 1: the higher the more money you spend for weddings, the
Speaker 1: more likely you are taket a divorce. You already a divorced,
Speaker 1: Like there's like money to track it. Like you have
Speaker 1: like a twenty million dollar wedding. It's like, yeah, the
Speaker 1: likelihood of divorce higher than people to have, Like why
Speaker 1: is that? You think?
Speaker 3: It's Probably there's resentment because bitch, now we can't pay
Speaker 3: our bills.
Speaker 1: And I'm mad at.
Speaker 2: Bucket you that you made me spend that much money
Speaker 2: on a wedding.
Speaker 1: It's your fault.
Speaker 2: You had poor life decisions and it's time to break up.
Speaker 2: Do you think that the thing of the bride's father
Speaker 2: paying is still like a thing?
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I mean, like I get why it
Speaker 1: existed in antiquity, but I don't really think it matters now.
Speaker 4: I watched my big fact Greek wedding this morning because
Speaker 4: I couldn't sleep, and I was like, damn, Like he
Speaker 4: paid for that and he brought in my house at
Speaker 4: the end of the movie. Yeah, they were from Mekos.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's where people party. Well it's rich people.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's insane.
Speaker 2: That's a rich thing Bitchmacha making daddy ain't.
Speaker 4: But that's what I'm said, Like, mar Dad, I couldn't
Speaker 4: afford that either, So I'm like, what am I just fucked?
Speaker 3: He ain't even want to pay the extra two hundred
Speaker 3: dollars my mama wanted for child support.
Speaker 2: He damn show anything from a realistic Is that ship today?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, not really. I just don't even know her dad's.
Speaker 2: So, you know, I don't think it's that's why they're
Speaker 2: not paid the white.
Speaker 4: White give a little Oh you're gonna have a really
Speaker 4: good time that people gonna be like, damn what you're
Speaker 4: doing in Vegas. No one's gonna think.
Speaker 1: It's a wedding.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think people's weddings should be in like in proportion
Speaker 1: of what they can afford, like how they can live.
Speaker 1: Like I think people that go super crazy and they
Speaker 1: don't have the money for it, I'm like, Okay, that
Speaker 1: seems negligent. But also people that go like, oh no,
Speaker 1: we don't want to do anything and they have the money,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, have a party, Like celebrating your love
Speaker 1: is really cool and so like to me, that just
Speaker 1: seems like countercultural. They're like, oh, I don't want to
Speaker 1: put on a big event, in a big show. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: like have a bunch of pill you love, all celebrate
Speaker 1: your life. Like I think standing in front of your
Speaker 1: community with someone you love, being like, hey, I'm married
Speaker 1: and committing myself to this person is like an important
Speaker 1: social virtue. That's why I.
Speaker 4: Don't really care about a crazy fancy wedding. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: feel like I live my life like that already. I'm
Speaker 4: always saying they had the best ship, doing the best,
Speaker 4: Like I want to be here and there and there,
Speaker 4: Like I could get married doing in a courthouse. Mhe
Speaker 4: in the city, and they got married in the courthouse
Speaker 4: and did the buffet.
Speaker 1: I was like, and then you would do a party after.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, pop by and caviar.
Speaker 3: See I don't even well, I don't want marriage, but
Speaker 3: I'll take I'll take jewelry, so I'll take a still
Speaker 3: a really big bat rank. And if we have to
Speaker 3: like celebrate our love, we're let's two weeks and just
Speaker 3: travel the world and pick different countries to go to.
Speaker 2: And that's how you spend our money.
Speaker 3: I don't think I want to sit here. I hate
Speaker 3: birthday parties. That's a celebration of life. I don't like
Speaker 3: having to pay to give people a good time.
Speaker 2: You hate birthday parties? Yeah, one of our friends recently, you.
Speaker 1: Don't know what I mean. Birthday dinners leave me alone.
Speaker 1: Don't like it.
Speaker 4: He told me that people never enjoy getting invited to
Speaker 4: a birthday and I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 4: that's true, because I like celebrating other people's birthdays.
Speaker 2: You said, think about it.
Speaker 4: You're out to dinner with someone and they're like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: I gotta go to this birthday party.
Speaker 2: He's like, they're never no, because you're meeting a whole
Speaker 2: bunch of people you don't know. Then you gotta split
Speaker 2: the bill because that's courtesy.
Speaker 3: Now, like it'd be twelve people you don't know these niggas,
Speaker 3: But somehow we gotta split this goddamn bill. And I
Speaker 3: only order to appetize it in one drink. And it's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's just crazy.
Speaker 2: No, But that's what I'm saying. That's why the birthday dinner. Shit,
Speaker 2: don't inbite me.
Speaker 1: But y'all take you out. Birthday dinner is different.
Speaker 2: Now you gotta pay for the birthday dinner.
Speaker 3: We're at the age now days I'm saying I will
Speaker 3: take you out for your birthday. No no, no, no,
Speaker 3: he's sitting with I mean different people. Someone hosting birthday dinner.
Speaker 3: The last three birthday dinners I've had, I've paid.
Speaker 4: That's why either I invited five four or like lucky
Speaker 4: enough I was able to do twelve. But like, nah,
Speaker 4: this is it, Like no more bullshit, people won't come.
Speaker 4: I think the older you get, you have to host.
Speaker 4: Like if you have a party in your home for
Speaker 4: your birthday, are you really begging for every single play?
Speaker 1: Like play?
Speaker 4: Maybe a bottle may mean you'll have someone bring a bottle,
Speaker 4: but I think for dinners now, we need to have
Speaker 4: a new thing. If you're over a certain age and
Speaker 4: I don't know what that age is for you, but
Speaker 4: you better be paying for shit.
Speaker 2: Don't invite me otherwise what the fun?
Speaker 1: That's why I don't and I don't want to know
Speaker 1: about that. And if someone wants to volunteer and be
Speaker 1: like no, no, I'll cover it, Like that's cool, but
Speaker 1: I don't think you should expect it. But you don't
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 4: Okay for the horror durve, we need a sex step
Speaker 4: from you. But I was gonna ask honeymoon or the
Speaker 4: night of your wedding and honeymoon. Did you have sex
Speaker 4: with Lle of your wedding? If so, was it good
Speaker 4: or were you guys so tired that was awesome?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: Was the honeymoon like the best sex?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean we didn't really do that much of
Speaker 1: a honeymoon. We did like two days at the beach,
Speaker 1: like in Florida. We likening the wedding.
Speaker 2: Do you have sex like crazy or are you just
Speaker 2: so tired because.
Speaker 4: Of the wedding.
Speaker 1: It's not like like not crazy crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you feel the pressure?
Speaker 1: No, it's just like, hey, we're married, like because we
Speaker 1: like we had sex before, so it wasn't like this
Speaker 1: like virginity thing of like okay now we are allowed. Lie,
Speaker 1: do people think you're a version? We just don't really
Speaker 1: talk about. Yeah. I think people know that. They're like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we doesn't really talk Your family is really
Speaker 1: really yeah. Yeah, yeah, both my parents are like super Catholic.
Speaker 1: They had seven kids. But yeah, that's a lot of
Speaker 1: they're about that life. Yeah, at least seven times of sex.
Speaker 1: Not at least it is at least you want seven No,
Speaker 1: I mean it depends if I can get a farm, Like,
Speaker 1: if I can go upstate and like get like a
Speaker 1: piece of land, I would. I would do like four
Speaker 1: or five.
Speaker 2: But we have a guest that would love to come
Speaker 2: on there and learn the culture of animals. He's into
Speaker 2: like mask and animal play where.
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of it. Like he's like,
Speaker 1: so I want to go to a ranch.
Speaker 4: I'm so black, and he's like, yeah, the name is
Speaker 4: for p h O R. Y'all check out that episode.
Speaker 4: He was wearing a dog mask and said he has
Speaker 4: a duck one coming in the mail.
Speaker 3: A cow and he has a pig one and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I want to go to a ranch and you know,
Speaker 3: get into the culture of animals.
Speaker 1: He said that was.
Speaker 4: Crazy, but he was dead ass serious and you really
Speaker 4: can't even laugh because you're like it was.
Speaker 1: Like I let us speak. Yeah, I mean if that guess,
Speaker 1: I'm going that's fire. But at the same time it
Speaker 1: puts me, It puts me in a tricky predicament where
Speaker 1: all was a sudden black dudess like, Hey, can I
Speaker 1: live on your farm? And I'm like, no, sir, no,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He said, visit not. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he wants to day pass. But
Speaker 1: you're to understand it's a historical president. I can't be
Speaker 1: doing this. You can, you can hang out with me,
Speaker 1: but we can't. You have to understand how optically it looks.
Speaker 1: It's like milday. I'll join him as a biracial and
Speaker 1: I will bridge the gap. What would you be if
Speaker 1: you're gonna come to the farm.
Speaker 2: Oh well, first of all, bitch a cow.
Speaker 1: I like cows, but I don't like milk. I like
Speaker 1: all my milk, not real milk. Your cows drink milk?
Speaker 4: Now, why do you.
Speaker 1: Think the fucking don't do that?
Speaker 3: If I had to be an animal, even like in
Speaker 3: the bedroom sexually, both of you, both of you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say this, so fish don't drink water?
Speaker 1: You done? That wasn't a joke. What what animal would
Speaker 1: I want to like?
Speaker 3: I mean, to me the easiest one, because of course
Speaker 3: I was gonna say a no, a cat. You can
Speaker 3: they drinking milk stuff?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, And I like, I don't want to
Speaker 3: drink no milk, but my boat drinks water. I'll feed
Speaker 3: my catwater.
Speaker 1: You might have to catch a rat or something.
Speaker 4: Doing that I wouldn't want to be like a chicken
Speaker 4: because I feel like somebody gonna fry you up too soon.
Speaker 1: Not fry you up.
Speaker 3: Actually, actually you got dal Stilis and some hot sauce
Speaker 3: made that nigga lick it off for you.
Speaker 2: That could be kind of cold. You could be a
Speaker 2: hot wing bitch.
Speaker 1: Like in a kink. You guys, you got to do
Speaker 1: your own version of Hot Ones where you have different
Speaker 1: celebrities lick hot sauce and you're a chicken.
Speaker 4: That would be crazy, honestly, if they if this is
Speaker 4: fucked up, and I'm not just saying it because but
Speaker 4: the black celebrities on Hot Ones be so goddamn ye know,
Speaker 4: I love it. Paul was the best white guest though.
Speaker 1: Yeah they got all the way through. I think he
Speaker 1: got all the way through, right, he had. But Paul
Speaker 1: Bread is also one of those to the lookout. He's
Speaker 1: one of the why why is because I'm trying to
Speaker 1: see where my stats are trying to get I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie at this point.
Speaker 2: If that's a good one, look at us. It's the
Speaker 2: meme at this point, it's just the meme.
Speaker 4: Also, except Rogain is in there. I think it's unproblematic white.
Speaker 4: And I think it's also white people that like don't try.
Speaker 4: Like we had a conversation about someone that uses a
Speaker 4: black scent HM at your show. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you remember, but basically, I think black people love a
Speaker 4: white person that's so comfortable in their whiteness.
Speaker 2: I don't love white people that much, even my home mom.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm saying like love, But it's true
Speaker 4: when we see like white people being praised online like
Speaker 4: Hayley from Paramore, like white people that just live in
Speaker 4: their white shit, it's like yes, because we don't get
Speaker 4: to feel like that. You always feel like someone's telling
Speaker 4: you about their music taste or.
Speaker 3: Appropriating, showing up late, you know, to be like let
Speaker 3: me be on CPE time because I'm going to horror
Speaker 3: position Jesus.
Speaker 4: But then when you find out like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you love that you love Kodak Black.
Speaker 4: You never said that to me, Like why what, I
Speaker 4: He's a normal guy like everyone.
Speaker 1: No, I actually that makes sense, right, Like if you're
Speaker 1: if you're a white dude, you're like, oh, I like
Speaker 1: rappers that are like exhibiting a black culture. You don't
Speaker 1: want to like a black student it's like, oh, hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Steve. Like, as soon as they meet you, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna get invited to the What do we have
Speaker 1: the barbecue carriers for everyone?
Speaker 4: A Maple July for barbecue? What white people Memorial Day
Speaker 4: July for barbecues. That's what white people do.
Speaker 1: Is a Yeah, I guess a fish fries kind of
Speaker 1: black to a fish fries? That son that southern.
Speaker 4: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: I think that's southern.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need we need a food gathering that's white.
Speaker 2: Food gathering is crazy.
Speaker 1: We need a food where you bring all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the best thing your wife takes?
Speaker 1: Oh, she's she's actually an excellent cook, like your taste
Speaker 1: with the salt and pepper. Okay, back to hard Give.
Speaker 4: Us your sex tip.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the best sex tip is if you
Speaker 1: want to be the greatest at sex with your partner,
Speaker 1: make sure you're both virgins. You know what, shut the fu?
Speaker 1: That's like fu competition. Why is everyone trying to compete?
Speaker 1: It's like, why are you trying to like, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: be better this person. No, no, no, don't don't play basketball.
Speaker 1: Invent basketball, you know what I mean? Like, because then
Speaker 1: you are the greatest. You are the alpha, the omega,
Speaker 1: the one, the only you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: that's me and my wife. I'm like, she's the best
Speaker 1: I ever had and she's busting out moves something where
Speaker 1: you learn this for me, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: Honestly, when you have more time on your hands, I
Speaker 4: feel like that's when you get to like, especially for
Speaker 4: like the person you've been with for a long time.
Speaker 4: When you got some time on your hands and you're
Speaker 4: just like going through videos they're watching different shit, You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm going to like shock them and surprise them to
Speaker 4: someone else.
Speaker 1: It may not seem like a big deal, but when you.
Speaker 4: Have the same type of sex, I think you can
Speaker 4: surprise a partner that you've been with longer and have
Speaker 4: better sex with them more than you can someone new.
Speaker 4: Like spicing it up is something we talk about so much,
Speaker 4: but people don't really do ye Like, how crazy would
Speaker 4: it be if you walk in the door and with Handcuffomedly,
Speaker 4: she's like, what the fuck are You actually use them?
Speaker 4: And it's not just like oh my god, look when
Speaker 4: I got at the Mormble decisions, Like, for real, you
Speaker 4: use him. It's like it's one little thing and if
Speaker 4: her hands were behind her back and she was getting fucked,
Speaker 4: It's like crazy. You can talk about it for months
Speaker 4: from the time he walked in the house right off
Speaker 4: the bike four minutes late for dinner.
Speaker 2: But he did tell us about your first time.
Speaker 1: Uh first time, I'm trying to think it was like
Speaker 1: was it? Yeah? I mean it still is. Bro I've
Speaker 1: been going fast, Like who are these people that are
Speaker 1: having sex for four minutes? It's like, grow up, like
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Shut up? Why are you get
Speaker 1: a job?
Speaker 2: It's so crazy?
Speaker 1: I like a go seven.
Speaker 2: I just had this conversation, uh last night actually with.
Speaker 3: A friend, the twenty two year old though, and he
Speaker 3: was like, I know, I went from opposite ends of
Speaker 3: the spectrum. X was fifty now I'm entertaining a twenty
Speaker 3: two year old. And we were talking about he was like,
Speaker 3: women have such high sex drugs. He's like, I was
Speaker 3: just talking about Homegirl the other night and he was like,
Speaker 3: how do women want to go so many rounds?
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, just so you know that's me.
Speaker 1: I used to go like ten rounds. I like three minimum.
Speaker 3: He was like how and why and what we were
Speaker 3: talking about minutes, how how many times? Like why we
Speaker 3: needed that much? And even my friend and I were
Speaker 3: talking this morning and it was like, oh, it's because
Speaker 3: it takes a lot longer a for us to come,
Speaker 3: but when we do come, it kind of gives us
Speaker 3: energy as when y'all come.
Speaker 1: It like almost depletes you, guys. It's the opposite for us.
Speaker 1: I come one time. I'm like, that's why I like
Speaker 1: to get gist.
Speaker 4: That way, I don't have to go twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you come from head, I don't. You never
Speaker 3: have I have before, but I'm not ahead.
Speaker 1: I don't need it interesting. I like penetration.
Speaker 2: You need to ride a face that that.
Speaker 4: Oh I've done that, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 4: let someone actually just lay there until you come, and
Speaker 4: then I think you'd actually work up to liking it.
Speaker 1: I've done that.
Speaker 3: But then I'm also like sexal psychological right, these thighs
Speaker 3: is ying, Okay, sitting on someone's face, I'm nervous that
Speaker 3: they're not going to be able to breath. But then
Speaker 3: also then I have to hold myself up, and now
Speaker 3: I'm tired.
Speaker 1: But now I'm tired. You know how we feel. Now,
Speaker 1: you know how we feel go through every day.
Speaker 3: I could kill him, but then also now I got
Speaker 3: a levitation, So now I feel like I'm squatting, and
Speaker 3: now my legs is shaken, and it's like it's a workout.
Speaker 3: I'm doing wall sits on your face this you don't
Speaker 3: lean forward. I guess I could hold onto the wall, yes,
Speaker 3: but then also now it's.
Speaker 1: More of my ass in your face, and I'm really like,
Speaker 1: my mind just isn't enjoy it. And if you kill
Speaker 1: a man, what's the problem with that.
Speaker 2: I'm going to jail. And now I have to tell
Speaker 2: everyone I'm in jail because I sat on a nigga.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not even a lie. I kill the guy.
Speaker 2: Man, this nigga lies so much to me. Man, I
Speaker 2: just think, kill that niga. I said, like, I couldn't even.
Speaker 3: Say that I was enjoying the moment and forgot to
Speaker 3: get up to let him breathe. I would have to
Speaker 3: make it sound so crazy.
Speaker 1: That's someone's k for sure. You can find some face
Speaker 1: killing you.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to go out here and killed niggas
Speaker 2: about sitting on the face.
Speaker 1: Hold oh wait, wait, wait, wait wait wit accidental sex death. See, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a thing. Yeah, I could see that one being
Speaker 1: a thing. It's a thing.
Speaker 2: She sat on his face too long and he stopped.
Speaker 1: Breathing and she ain't no, but he died doing what
Speaker 1: he loved.
Speaker 4: What people, it's happened before, it has whoa Donna Lange,
Speaker 4: fifty one years old, smothered her lover to death in
Speaker 4: a mobile home. She was intoxicated, claims she didn't know
Speaker 4: he was dead and he was smothering him on that
Speaker 4: nigga to death with her breast. Wait not the motor
Speaker 4: boat kill.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy. I guess she didn't know like he
Speaker 1: was dying.
Speaker 2: How you do?
Speaker 1: How you do? She was fifty one, so hen just
Speaker 1: lay your tits, little somebody so they can't breathe no
Speaker 1: moat Wow, the face like get your tits?
Speaker 4: That means how do you do that?
Speaker 1: Maybe they were huge? She just that is impressed. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Smith and Wesson. Let's go baby, Yes, hold on, wait,
Speaker 1: this is sick.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, I want to get into porn.
Speaker 4: Yes, because every time we have an episode of crazy
Speaker 4: fucking Porn, it's just like some of our favorites. So
Speaker 4: starting with, what's the first piece of porn you've ever
Speaker 4: watched or maybe you picked it up like a magazine
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 1: No, so I grew up out of magazine era, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm twenty six, so like that
Speaker 1: that whole notion Catholic people.
Speaker 2: Maybe they still got.
Speaker 1: One of the people find their dad's there's like an ankle.
Speaker 1: There's an ankle pick in a magazine somewhere. But no,
Speaker 1: it was like early on Sears catalog, right, like that's
Speaker 1: where a lot of people start, Like you see the
Speaker 1: cattle of like like bathing suits and you're like okay,
Speaker 1: they're like oh fire. And then as you get older, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, of course I knew this dude that had
Speaker 1: a choke Florida. You see people in bathing suits though, Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean yes. But then the one time where my
Speaker 1: brain got broken, I went to France with my family
Speaker 1: and topless beach and like as we're walking out to
Speaker 1: the beach, my mom turns me. She's like, hey, March,
Speaker 1: just so you know. I'm like eleven twelve, She's like, March,
Speaker 1: just so you know, people are gonna be dressed differently.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, like what what are French people
Speaker 1: gonna be wearing? Like the chicks that mustaches, like I
Speaker 1: don't you know what I'm saying, I don't care. And
Speaker 1: then going out there, my mind was blown, like and
Speaker 1: I like sexually, like I didn't even know I went
Speaker 1: through puberty that day. I think I think that kicked
Speaker 1: it into gear. And I was like I had to
Speaker 1: like go up to the hotel room just like just
Speaker 1: walk it off like I could. It's so funny.
Speaker 3: My mom brings that up all the time. You were
Speaker 3: like seven or eight and there what is it called
Speaker 3: Holland Hollandale, the one in Miami.
Speaker 1: And hall all over the is a new one.
Speaker 3: And she brought us there fairly young, and she was
Speaker 3: like yeah, but at that point maybe because we had
Speaker 3: seen her nudes so many times.
Speaker 2: Sham Europe like that's not uncoon. And here in Jersey
Speaker 2: there's a whole family side.
Speaker 3: So if you go to the nude beach here in
Speaker 3: uh and I've shared it so much now everyone goes,
Speaker 3: and I no longer go because goes Gunnison Beach.
Speaker 1: The one in Jersey.
Speaker 3: Its split into three different like subsets. So as soon
Speaker 3: as you get on the left side is families, so
Speaker 3: there's gonna be kids over there, and family is naked.
Speaker 3: Then the middle is normally couples and straights, and then
Speaker 3: all the way at the end is the It's literally
Speaker 3: split into just how people are comfortable and who they're.
Speaker 1: Around who just the people, the members that go. It's
Speaker 1: just how it's set up. You gotta be a membership,
Speaker 1: no no, no, but a lot of like people going
Speaker 1: to the beach don't feel comfortable being nude around kids.
Speaker 3: And then there's a lot of people who maybe don't
Speaker 3: want to be around gaze and a lot of the
Speaker 3: porn stars being out at the gate side because they
Speaker 3: don't want to deal with the stripes and the hounding
Speaker 3: from the straight men. So just the comfortability levels of
Speaker 3: being nude in public, it's just.
Speaker 1: Been broken up.
Speaker 4: Orlando has one, but not Orlando, but Central Florid. I
Speaker 4: can't remember the name of it. That's a nude beach.
Speaker 1: There's there's a beach in central No, it's.
Speaker 4: Like Central flore Did they go to one, like we
Speaker 4: go to Daytona. We'll clear Water? Oh, I remember the
Speaker 4: one that people go to like I'll share it later then.
Speaker 4: But anyway, Okay, what was the thing you said about
Speaker 4: the babies? You said there was a joke oh yeah, no,
Speaker 4: just like seeing Oh my boy had a joke rare.
Speaker 1: He's like, bro. Back in the day, you go to
Speaker 1: the Sears catalog find like the girls in the bikini.
Speaker 1: But now you have the Internet, you just go straight
Speaker 1: to Sears dot Com. You're gonna start looking at girls.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's true though, you kind of like regress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like people like I knew people that would
Speaker 1: have like the porn magazine in the woods, Like you
Speaker 1: never heard of this, no, Like so like where I
Speaker 1: grew up in Orlando, like there'd be woods and so
Speaker 1: like there was like the older kid down the street
Speaker 1: that was like, oh yeah, I got my porn stashed
Speaker 1: in the woods, and there'd be a porn tree which
Speaker 1: it rains every day in a bag in a box
Speaker 1: underneath the tree. And then you go out to the
Speaker 1: woods and just fucking whack it off and then you
Speaker 1: pop back in the house. Yeah. White, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: That's why that's White people get in touch with nature.
Speaker 1: It's like you just come so many times with the
Speaker 1: oak tree and you're like, man, I'm so connected to
Speaker 1: this tree.
Speaker 4: I've definitely masturbated outside.
Speaker 1: And what he masturbated in Starbucks. I'm not surprised anybody.
Speaker 2: Wasn't in the Starbucks nowhere you've masturbated, will surprise the
Speaker 2: audience whatsoever.
Speaker 4: That it was recent when I went to Malta with
Speaker 4: my homie. I think we were like we were like,
Speaker 4: we got a hotel on the water. And it's funny
Speaker 4: because like I remember saying, like, damn, look at my room.
Speaker 4: He's like, Wow, a big balcony. You can sleep out there.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm a funk out here. And if
Speaker 4: I don't funk out here, I'm masturbating out here. So
Speaker 4: I did the last day.
Speaker 1: The balcony is not outside, like you're not on my level,
Speaker 1: Like you're not on the porn tree, like you're trying
Speaker 1: to be like in a porn tree.
Speaker 2: So you want me to honestly airplane bathroom?
Speaker 4: The Starbucks parking lot was because I literally was fantasizing
Speaker 4: on the drive home in Mexico about fucking.
Speaker 1: I had to pull over her. I didn't order it yet.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so before they're all inside though, I'm talking
Speaker 1: outside in nature in the woods, no one around you.
Speaker 4: You're camping, I mean jungle chuns, Yeah, that Puerto Rican
Speaker 4: jungle or whatever junk or something.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's the one in Puerto Rico. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I did so, Okay that counts. That counts.
Speaker 3: Okay, you mean, but the rainforest is wild. I think
Speaker 3: it's a rainforest, is not a jungle.
Speaker 1: You're talking about woods. There's differences. I don't know what
Speaker 1: they are, like the woods, terrain, they're all different. I
Speaker 1: fucked by trees. Bitch.
Speaker 4: What type of porn do you watch? Now?
Speaker 1: So I'm actually kind of off of it. So like
Speaker 1: like through college and ship, like I would watch porn
Speaker 1: obviously casually, but then like in the past like six months,
Speaker 1: I kind of like try to like he has a
Speaker 1: wife now, it wasn't even too far. I just felt like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what am I doing this for? Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I felt like it kind of like was fucking my
Speaker 1: head up.
Speaker 4: Could you watch porn together?
Speaker 1: And now? Yeah, and he liked it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fun, but like the same type of point,
Speaker 2: like y'all liked the same type.
Speaker 1: I mean, she she didn't really have a preference. I
Speaker 1: don't feel she like she never watched this, so she's
Speaker 1: like whatever you like. But then that shit is awkward too,
Speaker 1: because like I'll pull up like a website, and she's like,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll type in something in as the search,
Speaker 1: and that's awkward. No one knows what goes in that box.
Speaker 1: You can't know. I like that is a secret between
Speaker 1: me and God. What goes in that Wait? What your
Speaker 1: search spart? It's like, it's not to be that crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just like the idea of telling my wife, like,
Speaker 1: for example, like I'm into the milk vibe, like I
Speaker 1: love milks, right, I'm like, I'm like, no, it's got
Speaker 1: that's too mainstream, like more regularly like the underground, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like the underground, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm more into like like the up and
Speaker 1: coming like underground, Like niche mills.
Speaker 4: How do they look? They look late thirties or late
Speaker 4: forties or fifties like nineteen.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I need to know what what? I need
Speaker 1: to know what Niche the mills just like just regular
Speaker 1: run of the mill milk. Okay, that's the deal.
Speaker 2: Run of the mill milk.
Speaker 1: Which is nice though, because my wife eventually will become
Speaker 1: a milk You're leaving a.
Speaker 2: Call center mil are you looking up single mother mills?
Speaker 1: So I'm saying you guys, are in the future, y'all
Speaker 1: are in the future. Okay, I'm still I'm still jerking
Speaker 1: off analog, you know what I mean. Like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm masturbaing. I'm just like, okay, mature woman. Ah, you guys,
Speaker 1: and you guys are looking at occupations like I don't
Speaker 1: care if she's employed. No, We're saying, do you have
Speaker 1: a scene?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I no, I don't have like a scene specificity.
Speaker 1: I'm like just older. That's that's the vibe.
Speaker 2: Minus bookcocky, which is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Really, But you're I guess, but you you what, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's right.
Speaker 4: No, tell me where it would explain to you that
Speaker 4: I like, watch ten guys come on a woman.
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 1: Well, the difference is that it like if you are
Speaker 1: with women, also the idea of seeing a woman or
Speaker 1: like you can see sexual pleasure from like a like
Speaker 1: a masculine perspective. I feel like, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like bukagi is a very much a masculine display of.
Speaker 4: Maybe and also like a little bit of humiliation. But
Speaker 4: someone told me that they think that I'm into it
Speaker 4: because I've been with women, and they're like, oh, so
Speaker 4: you need to see the coum when you're.
Speaker 1: With a gun. Like, that's probably it, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, because you already know I like I watch
Speaker 3: gay porn and transport. I love watching trans women and
Speaker 3: gay porn.
Speaker 1: No, that's it. Those don't like seeing pussy no at all? Actually, wow, way,
Speaker 1: so the transporm won't be with a woman.
Speaker 2: No, it's trans women with big old dicks fucking men.
Speaker 1: Oh you would love my friend Derek Posten, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't even like.
Speaker 3: I literally don't even like watching like trans women women.
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch a plicity. I think I
Speaker 3: don't like transferring either. I don't like watching lesbian born
Speaker 3: it's more swinging. But I like seeing big old I
Speaker 3: just I think I really like seeing Dick.
Speaker 4: Wait, why Derek isn't Derek straight and engaged to a woman.
Speaker 1: Yes, but when he came on our podcast on Flavorant,
Speaker 1: he talked about his his love for for transport and
Speaker 1: that is in the world and why, and he has
Speaker 1: very very technical arguments and details as to why he loves.
Speaker 1: But it's beyond that. If you're on Tit and Dick,
Speaker 1: you're like, you're thinking and you know. Yeah, you've got
Speaker 1: to go deep, I mean to me.
Speaker 3: To me, it's more so a I love I mean
Speaker 3: peg the stallion. So to me, I don't like seeing
Speaker 3: plastic dicks. I know it's not real, and so I
Speaker 3: like seeing again another dick. But I love seeing like just.
Speaker 1: A beautiful woman.
Speaker 3: Also, the stroke on trans women is way better than
Speaker 3: me watching women peg men.
Speaker 2: Women that be having the strips, they strokes be looking.
Speaker 1: Trans that thing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they just be really stroking good and
Speaker 3: they and they not after like there's a finish with tagging.
Speaker 1: There's not a finish really. So yeah, so you know
Speaker 1: one of his reasons at all. I mean, he's got
Speaker 1: a couple of reasons. I'm telling you, guys just need
Speaker 1: to have them on Like, listen to the episode. It's insane.
Speaker 1: But he's just like just a big old dick, a
Speaker 1: woman of the big old beautiful woman dick. That's what
Speaker 1: he wants.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we gotta have one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unbelievable. But me, I never got on that wave.
Speaker 1: I never, like, I don't know, I feel like my
Speaker 1: brain I think I got two sexually repressed growing up,
Speaker 1: and I get just stopped at like titties.
Speaker 4: Well, so I'm going to go through some porn categories
Speaker 4: and I want you guys to tell me if you
Speaker 4: know what it is, and then I'm going to show
Speaker 4: you some of them.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh Jesus, So this one.
Speaker 2: Is really random, but object porn and this.
Speaker 1: Is the photo I can guess. I can guess what
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like we don't need to guess
Speaker 4: that one. But basically it's different to various people. But
Speaker 4: it's just fitting the object in there. Right. Uh, here's
Speaker 4: one cake sitting What do you think even though it's
Speaker 4: rabadi hot set the scene on, what do you think
Speaker 4: happens in cake sitting point?
Speaker 1: They sit on a cake? What they ask? And then
Speaker 1: I think someone eats it? I think it off? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think consumption is a part of the
Speaker 1: cake sitting.
Speaker 4: Point is always alone. It's smashing, it's it's the mess,
Speaker 4: it's flattering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Okay, what about macrophilia porn?
Speaker 1: That's like large objects.
Speaker 2: Macro is small, micro's oh big, macro's big.
Speaker 1: Macro is a big one, micros small Yeah, microphiel that's
Speaker 1: what I have.
Speaker 3: So macro so so macrophilia to me is like maybe
Speaker 3: a really big click or a really big dick, or
Speaker 3: really big balls, just all big things. You.
Speaker 1: I think it has to do with like objects, like
Speaker 1: like like just big objects. Yeah, I think it's like
Speaker 1: large objects. I could see the body part thing, though
Speaker 1: I don't know big body parts. This one's wild.
Speaker 4: So it's about giant women fucking smaller men. Oh and
Speaker 4: the bulk of it is animated or comic because giants
Speaker 4: don't exist. But here's an example. This is a woman
Speaker 4: with a little man figuring you see it, and she
Speaker 4: stuffs it into her vagina.
Speaker 1: He's a man.
Speaker 2: It's like a figurine, like a legoing.
Speaker 1: I feel like you could do that. Look, I had
Speaker 1: to turn my head away that that was that what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, literally like a little to put it? You
Speaker 1: see the Actually, don't you wish your god in college
Speaker 1: was a tiny little guy. No, don't think that would
Speaker 1: be a little helpful just doing there. Well, yeah, he
Speaker 1: just goes in with a headlamp like a minor. Mind you.
Speaker 1: I never even wanted to talk.
Speaker 3: Him out twenty as I was humping my bed post
Speaker 3: my teddy bears. Never wanted to fit a g I
Speaker 3: Joe in my puss.
Speaker 2: That's what it looks like. It's given g I Joe
Speaker 2: in your puss.
Speaker 1: But if you could go in there and excavate and
Speaker 1: just make sure everything's good, come on, let's see what
Speaker 1: they look like.
Speaker 4: So this is the one that's like, no, wake up slave.
Speaker 1: Wait? What is that one? Is that is that it's like?
Speaker 1: Is that the macro one are sucking a little dick?
Speaker 1: Was not the noise. Not the noise. The noise.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. Sucking a little dick does not
Speaker 2: make that much noise.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it really doesn't. Eating macaroni it was.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Something I got really horned the other day. Twitter be
Speaker 3: fucking me up. I came across an anime that I
Speaker 3: don't know how it may be so wet. It was
Speaker 3: a guy fucking demons, but all the demons were were
Speaker 3: trans demons, and but they were like big tits. I
Speaker 3: swear to god, I wish I could find it the
Speaker 3: bro anime trans demons, and he came inside their.
Speaker 1: Holes and they pushed it out and it was so good.
Speaker 4: Have you guys heard of corn?
Speaker 1: I've heard that word. I don't know what that is, though,
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's like Japanese anyway, I like Japanese.
Speaker 1: Hen tie you? What is it called putinaria? Bitch? I
Speaker 1: don't even know English, and you have.
Speaker 4: The word hermaphrodite is apparently is one we can't use now.
Speaker 4: It's uh and it's not the most common thing, but
Speaker 4: Fewtinario porn is where you get to watch hermaphrodite.
Speaker 1: So oh okay, I kind of like trans people. Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me see that on it. That's a while.
Speaker 4: It's a woman's stroking another woman's dick and they both
Speaker 4: have really big dicks.
Speaker 1: Oh that's this, But isn't it her being hermaphroditically.
Speaker 4: You have both you're born with bo that's what I
Speaker 4: thought it was vagina And there's I want to show
Speaker 4: you felching, Mandy.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? You don't Tholching is?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know what is it? That's that you you spit
Speaker 1: semen into the guy's mouth after it's in your mouth.
Speaker 2: No, that's snow falling. I'm about show you.
Speaker 4: So here's a trans girl.
Speaker 1: Fucking a guy. Oh, this is terrible. Belching is eating
Speaker 1: to come out of someone's butt.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so you could do it with your.
Speaker 1: Wife basically, No, it's that's that's what it is. I'm
Speaker 1: actually really mad too. Hold on because I'm trying to
Speaker 1: find this with the other.
Speaker 4: This is the belching.
Speaker 1: See now there's too much too. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Is he about the fart in her face?
Speaker 4: No? So, how is this too far?
Speaker 1: But did he? Because I'm not pouching?
Speaker 4: Is when they you come in someone's ass and you
Speaker 4: eat it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm not doing that. It's like lemming. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 3: No, I can lick a bootthole, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: lick a bootlethle with nut coming out.
Speaker 1: You don't want anything coming Yeah, that's a one way thing.
Speaker 2: I don't because now it's definitely gonna come out with
Speaker 2: something in it.
Speaker 3: If you are eating, if you're if you're eating come
Speaker 3: out of a booty hole, you are for sure eating
Speaker 3: shit you were.
Speaker 2: There's some type of ship mixed and that bitch to
Speaker 2: where you was eating.
Speaker 1: Ship. If you eat enough out of a boodle, some
Speaker 1: kind of ship makes coco puff milk. That's what happened,
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's giving coco puff milk.
Speaker 4: Now there's also chocolate milk. It's disgusting on popcorn, on pitcorn, okay,
Speaker 4: where you get to fuck the pit. And now I'm
Speaker 4: just reading the weird genres. This one I've never fucking
Speaker 4: heard of, but you might like it. Her suit tee porn?
Speaker 4: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1: Do not know her suit tea?
Speaker 4: Don't fucking know it?
Speaker 2: It's h I R s U t E.
Speaker 4: This porn is where you're going to be watching hairy
Speaker 4: people have sex with one another. The reason I said
Speaker 4: you might like it is because the woman they're showing
Speaker 4: is actually attractive. She just has a really big bush.
Speaker 1: Could you go for bush? Yeah? I got nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean you live in I was about to say,
Speaker 2: you live in Brooke. I'm gonna make some box with
Speaker 2: some bushes.
Speaker 1: It's so funny boxes. I only I like a natural woman.
Speaker 1: And then, like you, they'll meet a girl that has
Speaker 1: like arm hair and they're like, all right, not that
Speaker 1: that's discussed.
Speaker 4: Actually that's a good point.
Speaker 1: I'm like, leg hair, bush hair, that's all natural. You
Speaker 1: gotta be like, that's fine.
Speaker 4: So this next one's kind of wild. It's called at pontamentophilia.
Speaker 4: I said it right, but it's basically where you watch
Speaker 4: amputees have sex.
Speaker 3: Here I found you, guys, Sorry, this is what baby
Speaker 3: cake come and oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 1: You came to take a kiss away. I came so hard.
Speaker 1: Look and so this one's a woman. But he trans
Speaker 1: ONMS too.
Speaker 2: And then he yes, it looks it's like a cartoon.
Speaker 3: Look, look ship out demon. I came so hard, I said,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is wrong with me? Even the voice,
Speaker 3: the voices, Oh my god, I loved it.
Speaker 1: Ain't a big old dick.
Speaker 3: Look at that things put it in the ass and
Speaker 3: all fluke. And then he goes on a rampant thing
Speaker 3: of fucking all these demons.
Speaker 1: And have you ever enjoyed?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Never, So when this came on, I said, oh bitch,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: Who am I? I don't know. Your whole identity was shaking,
Speaker 1: but literally real well, this shit got me with Have
Speaker 1: you tried it again? Have you have you run it
Speaker 1: back with a different one. I'm actually about to save
Speaker 1: it in my notes.
Speaker 3: If you are on our patreon patreon dot com backslash
Speaker 3: Horrible Decisions, I will post it there for you to see.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's freak show.
Speaker 2: For freak show for freaks, and it's a part of
Speaker 2: anime porns the only other.
Speaker 4: One I wanted to share Toothless Granny, where they put
Speaker 4: the dentures.
Speaker 1: At the balls. That is that a part. It has
Speaker 1: to be like that to be considered in that genre.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Basically, you suck the dick and you push the denture
Speaker 4: down so you feel the teeth like stroking, like a sleep.
Speaker 1: Not fry. That is discussed, I said mature. Well well,
Speaker 1: well that's too mature. That's too mature.
Speaker 4: All right, now here's our homemail. You're gonna help us.
Speaker 3: We still do a whole mail dang from a guy
Speaker 3: not you, giving the white man all this time.
Speaker 1: We as way over. But go ahead, Oh my bad,
Speaker 1: I don't go ahead from the special treatment here, privileged.
Speaker 1: I was just watching porn and enjoying it. Okay, toothless
Speaker 1: amputee demon.
Speaker 4: Hello, ladies, have a lot to unload, and I don't
Speaker 4: know quite where to begin, so I guess I'll dive
Speaker 4: right in. I have someone who I've been in and on,
Speaker 4: who I've been in and on and off with. You
Speaker 4: did TYPEO intimate friendship with for twenty some odd years.
Speaker 4: It started even I lived in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Nigga, you got to you gotta Redson, make it make sense.
Speaker 4: Okay, I lived in Minnesota, and it's even picked up
Speaker 4: again a couple of years ago when she abruptly moved
Speaker 4: her family to Texas. While I won't say the sex
Speaker 4: is hot and heavy, there's been a certain level of
Speaker 4: chemistry and comfort between us both. She was the first
Speaker 4: of only three women that have made me come from head,
Speaker 4: which has happened only three times in my life, and
Speaker 4: recently the only woman who I've let explore me anally
Speaker 4: during oral and for me to feel comfortable enough to
Speaker 4: freely let someone explore my body like that is a
Speaker 4: really big point in my life and it makes her
Speaker 4: super wet and turns her on. But here's the problem.
Speaker 4: Our chemistry has only been in the bedroom. Even though
Speaker 4: she's one of my closest friends and a dear confidant,
Speaker 4: we have never been on the same page as far
Speaker 4: as exploring something deeper. Either I was in a situation
Speaker 4: with another girl, or she was too far away. She
Speaker 4: was married for years and now I've been married for years.
Speaker 4: So fate has left writing on the wall that I
Speaker 4: could see. But she refuses to accept it. The closest
Speaker 4: she's ever gotten shooting her shot when I was free,
Speaker 4: was trying to get me to change my mind about
Speaker 4: moving back to Texas by offering to let me move
Speaker 4: in with her and still being able to date. I
Speaker 4: would never be that person that would be disrespectful after
Speaker 4: having an abusive husband who died, She said, I only
Speaker 4: decided to move to Texas. Not only that, but she
Speaker 4: moved to an area that's not too far away from me.
Speaker 4: And trust me, that coincidence has not passed me. I
Speaker 4: really want Oh wait, they did start exploring their kinks again.
Speaker 4: She went radio silent, and then when she started speaking
Speaker 4: to me again, she went on a rant about how
Speaker 4: her never being good enough for me while others were
Speaker 4: didn't work out with them.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: I have issues, and those issues have caused my relationships
Speaker 4: to fail. Nigga, get a therapist, especially not in a
Speaker 4: situation where I knew I could be held accountable. I
Speaker 4: have temporarily cut off communication because I don't want to
Speaker 4: continue to hurt her by continuing the way things were going,
Speaker 4: because she's just going to want to go back to
Speaker 4: having a sexual relationship just to have me in her life,
Speaker 4: and he's married not anymore. To be honest, I don't
Speaker 4: know what to do because I don't want to lose
Speaker 4: one of my only true friends, but I don't want
Speaker 4: to keep hurting her. Any advice would be great. You've
Speaker 4: probably never been on a date with this person, so
Speaker 4: why don't you just try dating them?
Speaker 2: I mean, this is his friend, he said.
Speaker 1: They've been friends. I'm sure they've hung out before.
Speaker 4: But dating is different than a Like, I have friends
Speaker 4: that are truly platonic that I've spent time with, right,
Speaker 4: I don't know what it's like to date them. Ah,
Speaker 4: Like I was friends with Alex for what six years?
Speaker 4: I've never been on a date with Alex. We're so
Speaker 4: browing with each other. I don't know what he's like
Speaker 4: in a romantic capacity, right, So, like, imagine that they've
Speaker 4: been friends twenty years, Like they're just friends.
Speaker 1: So maybe if they.
Speaker 2: Actually treat they're not just friends because they've been fucking.
Speaker 3: Just friends, because there's fucking So there's some sort of
Speaker 3: the fact that he's Like I don't think it's a
Speaker 3: coincidence that she even lives in a close proximity to me.
Speaker 2: There probably is emotions on one of their baffs.
Speaker 4: But if you don't want to lose somebody just because
Speaker 4: you don't want something more, maybe that's a commitment issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Like I feel like if you have more
Speaker 1: friends in the mix, Like did he say he doesn't
Speaker 1: have many other friends? Like, he just doesn't want to
Speaker 1: lose this one friend for the section, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to lose her.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, because sex does complicate things, and
Speaker 3: if you get into a relationship with someone and it
Speaker 3: goes bad, you can lose your fund.
Speaker 2: So I don't think it's a commitment issue as much
Speaker 2: as there's a reason.
Speaker 3: Why a lot of people avoid getting into relationships with
Speaker 3: people that they really love because getting into a relationship
Speaker 3: with someone, inevitably you may lose that person because of
Speaker 3: how you're showing up in a relationship is different than
Speaker 3: how you show up in a friendship.
Speaker 4: I've had a lot of people, like with two or
Speaker 4: three male friends specifically, like really pushed me and I
Speaker 4: brought up Alex because he's one of them. Everybody's always
Speaker 4: thinking that I've slept with him or whatever, and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 4: for one, it's a no. But for two, we've been
Speaker 4: working together for a long time, and I always make
Speaker 4: the joke on horrible like you should meet someone at work,
Speaker 4: but like the way our work is is definitely different.
Speaker 1: It's way more hands on. It's just the two of us.
Speaker 4: Like, why do people think now because they see us
Speaker 4: in this light of owning a business together, that it's
Speaker 4: the time. It's almost like if you were going to
Speaker 4: say that, it could have been years ago. This is
Speaker 4: a really really tight working relationship now. And like there's
Speaker 4: no friend boundary. There's no friendship that. I mean, there's
Speaker 4: no romantic relationship.
Speaker 1: I would want to have.
Speaker 4: That to me, would be worth it. So I'd neither
Speaker 4: what you're saying. If y'all just kind of neighbors, I
Speaker 4: would do.
Speaker 1: And how is he hurting her? I don't understand. He's
Speaker 1: like I don't want to keep hurting her. Probably because
Speaker 1: he's the leader.
Speaker 3: He's probably stringing her along. If we have sex, she's
Speaker 3: probably gonna want more. I don't want to get her more.
Speaker 3: I mean there's an element there too. If you've been
Speaker 3: fucking for twenty something odd years, you've got to be
Speaker 3: a leader. But they took a break during the times
Speaker 3: they were both married, but he's probably still in his forties, right,
Speaker 3: So it's like, yeah, don't you want to end up
Speaker 3: with someone that you consider a friend anyway?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I'm like, is the nature of the relationship
Speaker 1: one that could actually work? Like, I guess that's the ultimately,
Speaker 1: that's another thing, like just a genuine compatibility. If it's
Speaker 1: just sex, like that's not going to be a fruitful relationship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an right, So like go on like three dates
Speaker 1: no sex. Yeah, So I'm.
Speaker 3: Curious to know if you broke Nigga because for her
Speaker 3: to be offering him to move in with her, given's given.
Speaker 1: She's a little bit.
Speaker 4: More better off than he is, right, Yeah, that even
Speaker 4: if you've gone, if you've gotten to the pint of sex,
Speaker 4: Like all of the platonic friends I'm speaking around, I've
Speaker 4: never kissed nothing, And I do think I'm past that
Speaker 4: point with all of them, because I think when you
Speaker 4: really attracted someone, you do it like medd. I have
Speaker 4: a friend of mine who ended up sleeping with but
Speaker 4: like even the first time we met, we kissed right
Speaker 4: then we were friends. Like to me, when it goes
Speaker 4: like that, like, no, there's no real hope for your friendship, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know if you'll ever really be truly friends
Speaker 4: with someone you fuck.
Speaker 1: Mm do you think you can? You have a lot
Speaker 1: of people that.
Speaker 3: You've feel like, like Jesus now zero like me and
Speaker 3: him hang out a few months count have.
Speaker 2: We We've been hanging out the whole time. I've even
Speaker 2: been in the road. But I'm saying it doesn't We
Speaker 2: sucked last year one time. Since that, we have not kissed.
Speaker 2: We have not cuddled, we have not fucked.
Speaker 1: We have not sucked. We have not done anything.
Speaker 3: He he's met my mom, he's around my friends. I
Speaker 3: brought him to the sex club. There wasn't even anything
Speaker 3: at all sexual. He is just a friend, and there's
Speaker 3: no us even. I have zero desire to even go
Speaker 3: back to that idea because because we really actually enjoy
Speaker 3: hanging out.
Speaker 2: He's gone lunch, your mind flies.
Speaker 3: But I think that that's why even when we got
Speaker 3: back in our relationships, I wanted to move away because
Speaker 3: I'm like, ooh, no, you too fine, I'm gonna want more.
Speaker 3: But in us hanging out, I'm like, no, actually, you
Speaker 3: probably make a better friend. I don't even think it
Speaker 3: makes sense to ruin how dope.
Speaker 1: You are hanging out with Was there a conversation after
Speaker 1: the first time you guys were intimately like, hey, let's.
Speaker 3: Not do this. Well, we both got back with our partners,
Speaker 3: so I was in love, like when we even like,
Speaker 3: but you said.
Speaker 1: The sex was good, The sex was good, dick big.
Speaker 1: That's why. Like when I broke up with my partner,
Speaker 1: I was like, nigga, it's hard. Did you not like it?
Speaker 2: Why we not fucking again? I And this was during
Speaker 2: one of the many breakups.
Speaker 4: But now I'm just thinking about how simple it's so.
Speaker 3: But now I'm just like, no, I really enjoy like
Speaker 3: hanging out with him, and I also now look at it,
Speaker 3: I don't know if we would be compatible in a
Speaker 3: relationship now that I'm hung out with him so much
Speaker 3: and I see how our friendship is, I don't think
Speaker 3: we would be compatible in a relation.
Speaker 4: Day since you sound older, you take her on a
Speaker 4: few dates, better not going to end in sex, so
Speaker 4: that you can actually see if romantically you like.
Speaker 3: Romantically you like each other because there's a sexual chemistry
Speaker 3: with people, there's a friendship way that people hang out,
Speaker 3: but romantically you have other expectations of people. How they
Speaker 3: respond to your text messages what they're into. Finances, things
Speaker 3: are a little bit more complicated because maybe if I one.
Speaker 4: To not our chemistry there, she needs to see it
Speaker 4: too in order to keep the friendship, because sometimes we need.
Speaker 2: To know like what stuff looks like on the other
Speaker 2: side for us to let it go, like the what
Speaker 2: if could.
Speaker 1: Be killing her? So yeah, that's my advice.
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