WEBVTT - EP 335: One D--k Until Death (Ft. Mark Gagnon) 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:04.200 Guess what decision we're about to make. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:06.320 Horrible decision. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:09.639 Time for a white boys. 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:16.440 Hey guys, welcome, oh my god, to horrible fucking decisions. 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:18.040 Did you get y'all? 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:18.400 Like? 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:19.280 I'm Mandy. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:22.360 Also, it's like he's white, but he showed up four 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:24.360 minutes late, so it's give us cepe time. 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:25.640 So you know what I mean? 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:29.400 Oh yeah, I was like not having a black guest 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:31.200 coming on time, but the white boy was late. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:36.240 That's crazy rat appropriation. That's my bad. I'm sorry the appropriation. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.760 But y'all welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. I'm 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:43.560 your girl, Mandy b aka Bitch aka Pull cor Punks 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:47.280 aka Peg aka peg and Marco and all the things. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:49.479 What go ahead? 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:53.680 I'm Leavy and uh, let's see, Dick, should we do 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.280 a white guy run down on who we've had? 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:56.880 You always want to do this. 0:00:56.920 --> 0:00:58.640 I'm trying to remember because I feel like white women 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.160 now we've got a few, because we have to actually 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:06.959 hot take. I feel like friendship wise, I can't really 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:09.080 fuck with white girls, but white guys, I'm cool with 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.479 white women. Kind of feel a little like I want 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:13.800 to read you guys. A text from a woman on 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.120 a plane oh, let's go met a woman on a plane. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.840 Actually you read it. Look how we start off. She 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:22.360 was like, you want to grab a drink? Sometimes? 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:24.840 I was like, yeah, sure, just because it can't last. 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:25.360 I was pissed. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:27.200 Okay, so this is just a white women you met. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:27.679 On a plane. 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:29.640 We were sitting next to each other and she's like, 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.720 oh my god, we should grab a drink sometime. I'm like, okay, 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.119 but you know i'd be busy. I'm trying to grab 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:33.959 drinks of my friends. 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.720 Okay, so you sent your name and then she goes, 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:41.640 what's up, bitch, it's Carara from Lax Red Eye. I 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.320 really enjoyed talking to you. If you're around and feel 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.560 like meeting for a drink and listening to rap music 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:49.720 and playing basketball. If not, no worries. Hope the week 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.200 is off to a great start. Why would say that 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.640 she's at her forties. She did not say this. She 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:59.720 did it? Wait wait did you? 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:02.240 She was like, oh, hey girl, let's grab a drink. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.040 Read the next sext because I didn't reply to her 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:04.960 within six days. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.520 Oh wow, the next sext is crazy. Okay. So she 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:09.160 just basically was like, yo, let's get a drink and 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:12.320 then she goes, I'm so not a fan of fake people. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:15.040 Your true colors came through loud and clear. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:20.120 White woman shit, bro well does this because you didn't 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.200 respond to the stranger with her saying let's go get 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:23.640 some drinks. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.200 I'm not saying I never would, but like I just 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.200 kind of was having a week. 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.760 Yeah, oh my true colors. Really you don't think I'm 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:30.600 about to go crazy. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:32.280 I thought about it, but then I was like, you 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:34.680 know what, it's such a good thing I never met 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:36.160 up with her for drinks because if you're the type 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:37.239 of person to act like that. 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.840 Oh, you know. And and then I realized, like this. 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.320 Is why I don't really know, Like I really don't 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:43.240 know white women like that. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.800 What was the subtext of you exchanging numbers with this woman? 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.040 We were right next to each other, like so you 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:49.720 know when you're like you have to share that tooth 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.480 that pod in the middle. Yeah, So it was like 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.920 Nina and We're talking and dogs and like we're just 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:56.640 getting along and that was it. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:58.520 But it was only like while people were boarding. 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:00.520 It was a red eye, Right, you sleep the rest 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:01.720 of the time, right, She was like, oh, co you 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:03.440 should grab a train, And I was like Okay, what 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.360 I'm gonna say, No, Oh my god, And I actually 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.160 might have because she said she had a man she. 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:08.920 Was gonna hook me up with. 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:10.760 But then she's like, oh, well he's a lot older. 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:12.760 I'm like, what, like fortyes, She's like, no, like fifties, 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:13.200 and I was like. 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:17.880 Okay, listen, I don't think wepisode anywhere. You never even 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.280 introduced the goddamn white man. Guests they hear him. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.880 His name is Mark. 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:28.720 So I feel like we've had every kind of We've 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:31.400 had Alex on. I was gonna say, we've had every 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:32.520 flagrant member on, but. 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.280 You, oh wow, we've had We've had Andrew. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:38.680 We had Gas and oh gosh and Jazz. 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:43.240 Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, you're the only 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.760 flagrant member that has like a wife or girlfriend that like, 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:46.760 I don't follow her no. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.960 Oh wow, I'm a flirt now. Yeah. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.720 By the way, that I did want to ask, respectfully, 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:55.520 of course, to your wife, is this the type of 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:56.400 white man. 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:57.680 That you would date? 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.480 Because you told me we the you talk about types 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.200 of white man, it's given if you were black, you'd 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.080 be her type of black man because she likes the 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.320 artsy black guys. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.560 You know what, white guys are like long hair, but 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.080 a lot of people do. Like people have like a 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.520 long hair thing. I think that's why I probably like dreads. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:15.280 I like long hair. 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:17.599 You also look like you you look. 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:19.559 Clean, but you look like you wouldn't shower, you know. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.200 Oh yeah, it's that kind of it's the clean dirt look. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:24.400 Well do you like do you not like a guy 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.000 that's too clean? Have you ever heard this before? My 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.440 wife explained to me, She's like, I don't like a 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.400 guy that's too clean, who's too clean? Give me like 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:35.080 someone who has like a perfectly faded haircut, and like 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:36.520 eyebrows perfectly. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:40.200 So metro so that I wouldn't consider clean, but like 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:44.400 metro sexual men, so like the ones that have very 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.440 clean eyebrows or shave their legs or. 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:47.880 Shave their legs. 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:48.920 Guys shake their legs. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.520 Girl, That's why I don't be with the Puerto Ricans. Yeah, 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.680 I'm gonna talk about y'all. The Latino men may be 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.880 out here with smoother, smoother legs and arms than me 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:01.000 hunt And I'm just saying, yes, I like listen when 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.760 I talk about when you talk about all races, you're 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:04.400 not offensive. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.680 Do you watch your letters? Talk about everyone. Yeah, I 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:10.239 just learned about that, learned about what. I'm not playing 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:10.800 with you? 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.640 No, okay wait wait wait, I'm laughing because I'm thinking 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.240 of myself. He's like me, remember where I'm at, and 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.320 let's keep the followers coming. 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:19.280 Yeah my legs, yeah yeah, okay, Now I recently learned 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.560 about washing my legs because growing up, you don't do that. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:26.120 What you just go SuDS, shampoo, bratch, armpit, arm pick, 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:26.520 get out? 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:27.359 Is that true? 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:31.440 No, when you're a kid, I'm asking no, thank you 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:34.159 for the tracks because I didn't know it was just white. 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:37.320 So wait, you completely so you don't go even to 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:41.920 your feet unless there's something on my feet to wow, crazy. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:44.240 If I was playing barefoot, maybe I would. I would 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.200 watch my foot maybe once, depending, I would watch my 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.000 dirty foot? Are you a comedian? By the way, let 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:49.480 me go ahead. 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:53.239 You're all right, so we know I'm not gonna believe 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:53.800 anything you say. 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:55.479 But also you're a man, so I wasn't gonna believe 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:56.039 anything you said it. 0:05:56.120 --> 0:06:01.000 Exactly yes, oh damnit, man to break up. This is 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:05.479 this is right energy though, even especially the white ones. 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:09.400 So Mark is from the Camp Gagnon podcast and Flagrant 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.039 Too so you started a new podcast. What's a new 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:11.480 pot about. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.279 It's called camp. So basically it's just me talking most 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.720 interesting people in the world. Literally every day I sit 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.359 down across from someone that is completely outside of my 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:21.000 area of knowledge and expertise and we just talked for 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:21.640 like four hours. 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:22.600 You know what's fucked up? 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.279 So the Joe Rogan model, Yeah, literally, like I saw, 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.159 like I listened to Joe talk about like his day 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.080 where he was like, Okay, I wake up, I take 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:30.800 my kids to school, I work out for an hour. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.120 I talked to Elon Musk for three hours. I go 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:34.560 pick my kids up from school and hang out with 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:35.919 them and then go to do stand up and I 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.440 was like, I want to do that. Wow, So like, yeah, 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:41.120 I do that on Wednesday Thursday, and they do flagrant 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:41.440 that it is. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:43.599 I saw Mark post a clip of a guy saying 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:46.039 I get paid to teach men how to beat up women, 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.640 and I immediately knew it was a DOM and I 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:50.280 was like, oh, this is like. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.640 My type of Yeah. 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:56.120 But anyway, I recently saw him and Andrew do a 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:59.520 show together, and I mean, obviously it was amazing, Like 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:04.800 you know, it's no joke or if there's there's no comparison. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.880 I think when it comes to like YouTube and podcasters 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:09.800 and stand up, like you guys have really got that unlocked. 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:10.960 But it was great, So y'all shul check out a 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:11.560 show when you can't. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:11.960 Now. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.520 The reason I wanted to have Mark on is because 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.320 it hit me all the flagrant guys are wife up 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:21.800 now and I've never gotten the energy from you that 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.760 you've only been with one woman in your life. But 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:27.440 it's crazy because when I reminded myself about it, I 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:29.000 was like, yeah, I have to talk about this a 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:32.720 horrible because Akash gave me virgin vibes. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.320 Yes, you seems like you ran through. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.320 Them and then we're like, oh I found my love. Yeah. Yeah, 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.640 people have said that no one really believes it, but like, 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.760 why would I lie about being a loser cause you're 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:44.000 a man. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.920 Because you're a man. Sometimes it might get you more pussy, 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:47.240 you know. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.920 But do girls want to bang like a virgin? 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:50.640 Like? 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:52.760 Is that? Like? Is that like a woman into that? Well? 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:53.880 Did you have an ugly pace? 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.120 I mean I was giraffe looking as a high schooler. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.920 I was like, lanky gang, Okay you turned into this? 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:03.080 Yeah that was have you ever fucked the virgin. 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:03.920 I'm not sure. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:07.400 I don't think so I did, really yeah, and it 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.560 was awful. He tried to keep going, but I knew 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.320 he came, and he came so fucking fast. 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:12.440 I said, I'll never do this again. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.040 Well no, like I think he tried to pretend he 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:19.800 kept going, and I'm just like, sir, the condom will 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:23.320 I feel you came, It's okay, but like get out 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:27.720 and likeyw like, because if you keep trying to fuck 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.200 after you come into condom, the condom is going to 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.640 come off. And I felt it because even the pumps 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:35.880 got slower, and it felt give sympathy for see, I 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.480 would girl even worse. I was really an ain't ship 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:41.400 bitch because then I ended up sucking his brother and 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:42.679 his brother had great dick. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.120 These were his brother was a. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:52.520 But yeah, hold on, yeah, I knew that you fucked brothers, 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.040 but it was and one of them I took. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.720 And why did I took his virginity? I've shared this 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.480 on the show before. It's the only. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.440 Burgon I ever fucked. I think I was like seventeen. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.440 I was in like I was a junior in high school, 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:08.120 and so I took his virginity and it was awful. 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:09.760 How many asked virginities have you taken? 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:14.360 Oh? Ask virginities? A lot? I can't. 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.520 Okay, now, well that's what a finger but like pegging wise, 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:21.760 I know I took two two of like the five. 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:25.880 Have you your ass virginity yet? No? Not not not 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.559 penetrative but with the tongue just a little wickedly No 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.559 not even that, not even but like like you. 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:33.760 Wiped your ass after you ship. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.720 So ye, what are you smack? Ring? Ring the doorbell? 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.240 You know what I mean? Like but not like I 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:40.400 don't you know what I mean? No, one's going in 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:44.720 the home. No, not yet. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:47.520 She just raised the hand during head Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:48.720 basically he said, ring. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.320 The door the doorbell and not go. 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:52.600 But you know what, ringing the doorbell is a real 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.640 light tap. No, what's crazy is we have a white guest. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.439 So I was about to get into nigga knocking, but we. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:00.839 Can't look through that. She would do it and she 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:07.080 would run away. We don't even talk about it again. Yeah, 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:08.760 it's like she was on like an iPhone, like she 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.120 would you know what I mean, Like it was a 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:10.920 real light press. 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.959 Mandy has a thing about knuckles that she brought them 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.880 and they was thanking me for that little tip. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.319 So under the gooch, she can just take her knuckle 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:25.480 and rub it underneath your balls and right by your assholes. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.719 State massaging. Well, no, past is inside. It's got to 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:30.520 be in the protad. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.720 The G spot is inside. The prostate G spot is inside. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.679 That's correct. But you can't you can't access through the outside. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.000 It can't be like a No, that's just like when 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:41.280 you dry hump. That's like all of that is just like. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.559 I came from dry humping recently and it fucking embarrassed 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:45.920 me because I've talked about this on them. 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:46.720 You're just a child. 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:47.360 This. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:48.720 I think it's because of scissoring. 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.120 Oh wait, that makes sense, which I think is the 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:52.440 most pointless thing ever. 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:57.640 Swizzering. Yeah, clothes on like dry hump. This is We're 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:02.600 happy guest. If you had to pick, it's way more interesting. 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:05.559 I was so horny. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:08.199 Okay, no sex or no head for a year. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.280 I mean I'm married, Okay, well which one I'm already doing? 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:17.600 No head? What kind of questions? 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.800 Wait, you get married, you don't get your dick sad, 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:21.119 It's just like real quick. 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:22.880 No, no, no, no, but no, we do. We get intomate. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:25.040 But it's uh, I probably picked yeah, I probably picked 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.880 no head for sure, not because that's just like so 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.680 self serving. Like sex at least is mutually bonding, you 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:32.840 know what I mean, Like the relationship being a giver, 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:35.080 that's true. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.720 But I do feel like a lot of men prefer 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:38.840 for a head over sex. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.800 Yeah, because being service is way better than having to give, right, 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:44.280 Like why like why would I do anything if I 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.320 could just sit here and just have the best time ever? 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.320 Because like otherwise you're asking me to get sweaty and move. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:53.320 But I think that the mutual like effort is what 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:54.840 brings two people closer together. 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.320 Teamwork, oh my god, makes the dream work. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:01.200 What what would be the spiciest thing that could happen 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:02.360 with you and your wife? 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:03.520 And would you want Mandy and I. 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:04.240 To help you get there? 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:10.880 That could happen that you would want? Okay, maybe there 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:11.960 maybe be roleplay. 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:13.400 What's something you haven't done yet? 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:17.200 Well, one thing I haven't done yet is like, so 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.280 my wife and I we've been married for a few years, 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:22.120 but we haven't been like explicitly trying to have a kid, 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.800 you know what I mean, We can't help you dead. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.000 Oh wait, you want cream pot tips. 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:30.080 That's what it's given. But it's like, I think that 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:34.760 would be the most like uh, sexually fulfilling type of intimacy. 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:40.720 You could have what like baby making in life or 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.760 like with her during sex. Yeah. 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.360 So I just recently slept with someone that told me 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:47.520 they have a breeding kink. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.240 I swear to god, this is what the guy that 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:51.160 I'm going. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:53.520 Wait, break it break think is what. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.840 So basically I don't think it's a complete breeding kink. 0:12:56.840 --> 0:12:59.640 I don't think he knows what he's saying. But basically 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.840 on our second date, he was like we went to 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.400 Dumbo house and he was like, you look like i'd 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.120 get you pregnant that and I was like, what, Like, 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:09.960 we're not even preging, Like he brought it up. Then 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:12.520 the third time I saw him, he brought up something 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:13.600 about me getting pregnant. 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.199 And then before we had sex. 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.520 I was like, don't bring up the pregnant ship and 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:20.240 he was like, yo, I say that a lot, but 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.040 I don't mean it, and he's like, my brain just 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:25.040 goes there. I think I have like a thing about 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:26.920 like meeting a bait pregnant. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:31.360 Yeah, does he have kids? No, maybe he wants them, 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:32.960 that's all. I don't think it's a breeding. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.440 No turned on at it. How old is he? 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:38.960 I don't want to say. I'm scared of bitches going 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:39.520 to figure out. 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.760 Who he is. But he was saying how old he's 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:43.120 talking to? 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.880 Bitch just figured out who I was fucking by age description. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:50.079 I said he'd be at the flea market room. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:51.480 Figure it out. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.920 It's awful. I followed his bad like literally. 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:57.720 Someone wrote on the YouTube, Oh, I know who green 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.240 eyes is, but I ain't gonna tell y'all. 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:00.520 Bruh. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:02.600 And I'm like, look, you just don't follow anybody with 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.840 green eyes that I'm even. I don't want to like 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.920 a green eyed nigga. I don't want nobody to figure 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:07.480 nothing out. 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:09.600 I gave too much. 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:11.600 I said that this guy meditated with me, and some 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.160 bitch called and was like, I know it with you. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:14.920 Oh, that one's easy to figure out though. It's just 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:16.480 a guy looks like me. I feel like you know 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.600 what I mean, like, oh, yeah, he has long hair, 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.560 a man bun. You didn't look like you, but blood, 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.920 that's what I'm saying, Like that, that's a dead giveaway age. 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:26.600 So no, I was gonna say, like the breeding kink 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.440 thing that he has, like always talking about it. I 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.160 was like, oh, if you're talking more about it like 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:33.800 in a hot way, like yeah, also, I don't know, 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:38.800 this is really nasty talking about like steemen, like filling up, 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:42.600 like talking about cream pies, like using words about com 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:46.200 I feel like constantly talking about com even though I 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.240 have like a kink for it. If I was trying 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:49.840 to get pregnant, it'd be like the perfect time. 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.640 Yeah, probably you should be talking about it. 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:54.440 I mean to me, having sex while trying to have 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:57.640 a baby is really just planning to have sex around 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:58.920 when an app tells. 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:00.920 You she's ovulating. Yeah, literally, it's. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:02.800 Like literally not that much, but still have like a 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.520 lot of time, right, so you have twenty four hours 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.720 that you're like primetime ovulating. But you know it can 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:08.040 live in there, like you could still. 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:10.200 It could live in there and can't live in there. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.160 That's why you got Planning is a sci fi movie 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:16.240 literally going there for you know, it's alien. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.880 You don't feel like you're too young for kids now 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.960 twenty six too young for kids? No, I'm I'm down. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:24.960 I think it'd be fun. I'm ready to have a kid. 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:25.920 It could be fun. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.120 Yeah, I have a kid. It would be awesome, just 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.240 like a little buddy watching a dog. Yet I have 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:33.080 a cat. They're not the same. I have a cat, yeah, 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:35.040 but I think a cat and a kid basically, no, 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:35.360 they're not. 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:36.800 You could leave a cat for a couple of days. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.880 You work from home and the same thing exactly. So 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:42.320 I'm gree with you. Let's go honestly, podcasts. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.800 People like, I feel like you don't work that much. 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:46.880 You do, like obviously, like it takes a lot of work. 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.480 You know, I'm saying like you don't work outside the 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:53.080 house that much. I mean, we do events, we're out 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.560 doing things like we have separate businesses. But podcasters, that's 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.160 a really and you can bring. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.360 Your kid to work, That's what I'm saying. I'll tell 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:00.640 you my babies with me. I don't care. 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:04.200 I am bringing nothing to make noise to hear. Niggas 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:05.600 shut up. They don't shut. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.880 Up, you know. Told the rapper, Yeah, he takes his 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.280 kids everywhere on tour. They're playing, hanging out with him 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:15.040 on stage. That's why I'm there. The kids are tod 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:17.800 The kids, I know, I know you're talking about the 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.200 kids are like I don't know three four, Yeah, I 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.400 don't count. Yeah, no, I'll take them. But I think 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.320 does everyone have a breeding fetish? I feel like a 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:27.120 breeding fetish is just like what you should have. No, 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:30.000 I feel like like that. I think all humans should be. Like. 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:31.640 I don't ever say, oh, I want you to get 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.280 me pregnant. No, I've definitely said to put a baby 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:35.120 in me and did not mean it. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:38.440 Like so you're a liar, that's no. Your biology is 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:39.480 telling you things in your brain. 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:43.280 Over I was like getting really hard and I was like, oh, yeah, 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.000 I don't know what was wrong. And you said, oh, 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:47.920 put a baby may then I definitely was like, why 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:48.960 would you do that? 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:53.320 I want it fucking serious? No, out of here. Have 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.520 you ever had sex with the intention of having a kid. Never? 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:56.600 I don't want to kid me. 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:59.920 I will want kicker right all out, but want kid. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.440 I never had I plan be queen if I have 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:03.720 to be. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.720 And now I realize, like, moving forward, I want a 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.760 man with a a sex me. I need him neutered. 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:12.280 I don't want to be with a man who can. 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:13.800 Make kids, or I want them to be in a 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:16.439 place where they have enough already that they're like nah, 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.119 I don't want no more than love mother fucus. 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:21.159 Oh wow, so you'll be like a stepmom. Yeah, but 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:23.560 they need to be a certain age. Oh okay, you wouldn't. 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:24.720 You wouldn't be in vaulved. 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:28.000 Like, damn, we gotta go. I've gotta see him on 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:28.439 the weekend. 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:30.560 The aquarium I like. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:35.159 I like whales, so no aquarium with them. I like 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:37.080 roller coasters, so okay. 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.560 We can agree, like an awesome month. But I can't 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:41.240 take them to the bar with me. So what we doing? 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:43.000 You know what I mean? 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:44.480 I can't be like, hey, can I don't want to 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:45.600 do shrews with me today? 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:47.880 Like what are we doing together? You know what I mean? 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.000 I do like cartoons, but it's like big mouth. 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.159 I like adult cartoons, but kids can watch that. I 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:53.840 watch adult swim when I was a kid, and I'm 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:54.800 we did and. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:58.560 Look how we all came out. Like I think people 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:00.640 are being trying to be more intentional. Thought they raised 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:01.440 their today. 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:04.600 If I got pregnant tomorrow, I do want kids. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:06.800 I'm like, I would hate it because I'm not dating 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:08.760 anybody seriously, so I'd be like, damn, I don't want 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:10.440 to abort this. But like we don't know. 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:16.040 I know said put a baby in me. But now 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:16.920 this one's a hard one. 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.760 You ready if you had to swap wives for a 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:22.320 week with one of your co hosts. 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:26.080 Were you out of your mind? 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:28.760 White Spot? You remember the show? 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.320 I feel like Jack Lee would cook. 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:34.480 No, you can't give him the answer. Let him answer? 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:38.439 What is like? What are we talking about? Can we 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:39.840 set the ground rules for this question? 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:43.240 Because okay, you have to swap wives, you have to 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:45.240 live with one of your co host wives for a week. 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:46.280 Who would you swap with? 0:18:47.000 --> 0:18:48.600 It has to be a co host on the couch, 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:51.119 that's the question. Why don't you think? Well, I don't know. 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:53.280 I'm trying to think of like a caveat where I'm like, Okay, 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:55.560 Miles might have a girlfriend or something. Maybe I'll swap 0:18:55.560 --> 0:19:03.000 with him someone No one knows. There's no way, there's 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:04.879 no way, like what what? What could be like a 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:08.720 hypothetical answer that would not give me in trouble. 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:10.439 We're saying, you don't them, you gotta live with them. 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.680 Who would be a good roomy? 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.760 I said Jessleen because of the food. 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:17.000 Oh yeah, she's a good cook. 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:18.959 I mean, but she's the only person that calls I 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:19.240 was like. 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:21.080 You know, Andrew wife's excellent cook. 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:23.600 Also, oh, that's right, she do be cooking like a mother. 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:25.880 So it's basically like, who do you want to cook 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:29.119 for you? That's the question. We didn't limited these women 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:35.399 how good they cooked. Yeah, wow, they're a really good fla. 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:37.040 Remember now I have a misogynists. 0:19:38.119 --> 0:19:40.960 It's giving misogynists. You're bringing up all these women cook. 0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:48.760 Here's my type. So I would say, I mean, Al's 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:49.720 girl I'm closest to. 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:51.360 Body wise, it's her. 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:54.720 I like, I like a butt, I like hips, but 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:58.639 also she's like I don't know. Then I feel like 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:01.000 Jessline just because I've always want to end up with 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:03.720 a brown girl. But at the same time, I feel 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:05.600 like she'd be putting Akosh through it. So I don't know. 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:08.280 She looked like she run that house, and she probably. 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:08.480 Like run me. 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:11.240 And I can't handle women that could like really run 0:20:11.280 --> 0:20:13.120 my shit because they will like I'll give you everything. 0:20:13.680 --> 0:20:15.399 That might be good. Though she's very organized. It might 0:20:15.440 --> 0:20:18.320 be good. Structure might be organized. Yeah, I feel like 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:19.359 I would want to go out and she'd be like, 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:19.800 are you out of. 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:20.400 Your fucking mind? 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:22.159 But that might be good for you, Like she seems 0:20:22.200 --> 0:20:24.399 like the only one she needs. Somebody telling us as 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:26.880 don't yeah, you might need that ass. 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:32.120 Let's get into vanilla shit. 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:36.760 Our vanilla shit is our news segment where basically we 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:39.000 find sex in the news. Now, I'm going to get 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:41.000 into the one from this week, but I want to 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:44.080 tell you about the one from last week because it 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:46.159 was a few weeks ago. Actually, Yeah, Mandy and I 0:20:46.359 --> 0:20:49.440 found one where it was basically a New York post 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:53.080 that dug into some crazy reddits, and one of them was, 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:56.240 my wife has a terminal illness. She wants to have 0:20:56.280 --> 0:20:59.439 sex with her ex one last time. Now, in your case, 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:02.880 I'm guessing you both took each other's virginities. But I'm 0:21:02.920 --> 0:21:05.600 sure she had an ex boyfriend elementary somewhere, high school. 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:08.560 If your wife was dying in nine months, apparently the 0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:10.480 woman was going to be bed ridden within four months, 0:21:10.480 --> 0:21:12.119 would you let are you hitting it? 0:21:12.800 --> 0:21:14.080 No? 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:16.879 You don't care about her happiness. 0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:19.800 That's crazy. Minde and I were talking about this. She 0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:21.480 got she started to make me turn the other way. 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:25.719 I said, no too, bro, let her be happy before 0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:26.920 she leaves this earth. 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:29.080 She's like, yo, I'm never going to keep it from. 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:32.440 What if it was just another dick. 0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:36.399 Yeah, Na, but you gotta understand though I wouldn't. I 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:38.920 wouldn't marry someone who's like on their deathbed thinking about 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:39.360 other dick. 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:46.679 No, well, no, already married, been living life, lovely together. 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:49.359 She gets the news, the cream pie work, you got kids, 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:52.680 and literally she's like, I'm about to leave this earth, 0:21:53.119 --> 0:21:55.200 but before I do, I would really like to try 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:55.880 this man out. 0:21:55.960 --> 0:21:58.840 And she's been solid our entire marriage. She's been so 0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:01.080 solid because that's. 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:04.560 A little but no now knowing that y'all are y'all too, 0:22:04.680 --> 0:22:07.840 y's first virginity, bro. Before I leave this earth, I 0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:09.720 kind of want to see what other dig is out there. 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:11.479 I want to know what it's like. 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:13.960 Here's my whole life. If my wife said that to me, 0:22:14.000 --> 0:22:17.080 I'd be like, the drugs are too strong. We gotta 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:19.120 up the drugs or take them down or something. Because 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:21.080 whatever type of cocktailer a getting right now is making 0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:23.840 your brain break. Okay, she wants a cocktail. 0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:29.520 Wait, so you've in no world? Do you just think 0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:32.480 she can't just have one crazy girl's night out? Your 0:22:32.520 --> 0:22:35.760 wife seems so sweet and innocent. I can't picture it happening, 0:22:36.080 --> 0:22:38.160 So I understand why you think the drugs are too strong. 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:40.119 That's what I'm saying. I married someone of those very sweet, 0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:41.800 innocent She's gonna be a great moment to my babies. 0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:43.480 We're gonna have a great life together. We're gonna build 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:45.160 this awesome. She can do all that and want another 0:22:45.480 --> 0:22:47.720 before she leaves this. She can want anything she wants. 0:22:51.320 --> 0:22:54.320 I'm not saying it's Jason Love Adamsent two. I'm just 0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:56.159 saying maybe it's somebody else. 0:22:56.560 --> 0:23:01.720 In Williamsburg, Geo's acidic Wisburg. She finds an older Jewish 0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:04.280 man and and just lays it down, curly hairs, just 0:23:04.359 --> 0:23:06.879 kinda keep it exactly exactly. It's in the genre. Now, 0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:07.359 what about you? 0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:07.680 You? 0:23:08.000 --> 0:23:14.240 Oh, I'm allowed to yeah, man, man in a nutshell. 0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:15.680 No. 0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:17.639 I said no because I was like, if I'm wiping 0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:19.680 your ass and ship and then suddenly you're like, I 0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:21.200 want some new pussy. Oh you got to go. 0:23:21.480 --> 0:23:21.680 Yeah. 0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:23.720 I hope you're trying to bank someone that's that's wealthy. 0:23:23.840 --> 0:23:26.640 But I'm not paying for any more medical bills. I'm 0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:29.200 not paying for nothing. I'm let my partners have sex 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.560 with other women already. So you about to die and 0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:33.400 you want another one? Okay, that's what I'm saying. It's 0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:36.399 not that the ex emo. I feel like emotional cheating. 0:23:37.240 --> 0:23:41.320 You're gonna die in nine months, go ahead, go ahead, 0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:46.360 what with an ex an X they really love. I'm 0:23:46.400 --> 0:23:48.800 already gonna have to grieve you being not on this 0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:50.040 goddamn earth anymore. 0:23:50.400 --> 0:23:52.840 I think that's gonna trump me caring if you went 0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:55.040 and fuck your head throw infidelity in there. Who cares 0:23:56.000 --> 0:23:57.160 this point, I'm gonna be just sad. 0:23:57.600 --> 0:24:00.119 Let me be in my help, like you help me 0:24:00.200 --> 0:24:02.800 get over it, you. 0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:05.360 Man. 0:24:05.400 --> 0:24:07.960 I just found out a few weeks ago, Yeah, that 0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:11.679 her ex liide about beating cancer to get sympathy out here. 0:24:12.040 --> 0:24:14.280 On top of the other women that he was cheating 0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:14.560 on me with. 0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:17.080 He was using all of his names, his first, middle, 0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:19.879 and last, so like when I was meeting them, they 0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:21.240 knew him by a whole different name. 0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:26.040 Oh yeah, just he lied about beating cancer to you, no, 0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:30.600 to other people to get this sympathy, to get their sympathy. Yeah. 0:24:31.960 --> 0:24:34.280 Literally I got told that. I said, how he get 0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:36.359 it and beat it in four months. 0:24:37.080 --> 0:24:38.840 You know what makes it funnier the fact that he 0:24:38.920 --> 0:24:39.440 told people. 0:24:45.720 --> 0:24:47.760 But like you just get pretty easily. 0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:52.560 But also he's attractive as fuck. You don't have to 0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:55.359 make any of these lies up for sympathy or whatever. 0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:57.800 But it's okay, I looked into it. He's a narcissist 0:24:57.840 --> 0:24:58.679 and that's a part of. 0:25:00.520 --> 0:25:02.040 Yeah. No, also narcissists. 0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:07.400 We know the narcissists, right, No, narcissists. 0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:08.240 Are bad people. 0:25:08.520 --> 0:25:11.439 Yeah, they are really bad people. So none of them 0:25:11.480 --> 0:25:13.840 are like normal, like they're really bad. 0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:17.760 People, maybe like Derek Jackson. Okay, they're like yeah, because 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:20.960 there's people that exhibit narcissisic tendencies at times, Yeah, temporary 0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:21.480 narciss but. 0:25:21.520 --> 0:25:24.159 Ones that are like full like not create all of 0:25:24.240 --> 0:25:27.520 these different things and always play victim and never see 0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:30.640 anything wrong. You can't hold them accountable. They also don't 0:25:30.760 --> 0:25:34.760 have the ability to realistically attached to somebody that. 0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:37.080 That was one of the craziest things that you've told 0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:39.480 me thus far. And what was crazier about it, Like 0:25:39.560 --> 0:25:42.320 when talking about breakup, we've both gotten so emotional on 0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:44.800 the show, right, and Mandy's literally tearing up, And then 0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:46.920 when she brought up the cancer, I was like, I can't. 0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:51.560 They just like he didn't wait, I hate down but 0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:53.480 didn't say it to you though, Did he lie to you. 0:25:53.640 --> 0:25:54.119 No, no. 0:25:56.200 --> 0:25:56.960 He lied. 0:25:57.200 --> 0:25:59.200 Oh no, he lied to me about everybody. Not not cheating, 0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:00.560 but like, did he lie to you about like any 0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:02.840 fun stories, like anything about his life? 0:26:03.440 --> 0:26:05.119 I thought, that's a good idea. Wait, will you ever 0:26:05.160 --> 0:26:07.120 have like a life accomplishment that might not be true 0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:07.800 now or something? 0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:14.280 So I'm questioning his entire Oh yeah, I'm literally now 0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:16.080 like questioning. 0:26:15.760 --> 0:26:18.040 His entire and I'll see why he doesn't have social media. 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.959 He don't got that he don't And I realized too 0:26:22.000 --> 0:26:25.680 met very few friends, like he doesn't have many friends 0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:28.119 at all. I met him through a mutual friend, but 0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:31.239 then their relationship wasn't what I thought it was when 0:26:31.280 --> 0:26:33.680 I first met them. Both been to his house, right, yeah, 0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:38.520 his like life, I completely questioned all of it. 0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:43.479 Wow, and that sucks for you now because like your 0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:44.879 whole sense of reality shifted. 0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:47.280 Oh yeah, that's why I'm fucked up now, like because 0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:49.119 I'm like, damn, I really just loved a nigga for 0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:51.640 three years. Thought he was my soulmate years three years, 0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:56.000 no cancer in between, Ye, shut the fuck up. Thought 0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:59.560 he was my soulmate and had an envision of a 0:26:59.600 --> 0:27:02.760 forever with somebody that I thought could be the who 0:27:02.880 --> 0:27:04.320 I knew he could be. 0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:08.640 Watch the TV show and there's like moms or people 0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:10.280 there and even spouses. 0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:12.680 They're like, my husband could never do this. There's no 0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:14.800 way he committed this crime. Oh yeah, no. 0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:18.080 I feel like I'm one of those parents that didn't 0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:22.320 see that my child was a serial killer. And I'm 0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:26.399 like cow and I missed almost sons, Like there's no 0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:28.880 way these parents didn't see serial killer tendency. 0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:32.160 Those squirrels died on natural causes in the yard. No, literally, 0:27:33.040 --> 0:27:36.720 you weren't. Didn't see a murdering them with a Pelagon's 0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:37.159 so sweet. 0:27:37.640 --> 0:27:41.479 Honestly, the kid, the kids that killed the animals. When 0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:43.640 I watched Don't Fuck with Cats, I was like, yeah, 0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:44.240 that shit wro. 0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.760 I'd be scared when Nina I'd be going outside and 0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:51.280 the little background dammers started he was doing that or 0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.760 yeah it was dummer for it, like he started doing. 0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:58.440 That small animals, Layton bed wedding, Layton bed wedding, so 0:27:58.560 --> 0:28:00.560 like peeing the bed up until like a later age 0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:04.119 like that's a serial killer fifteen Yeah, really why? I 0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:07.000 think it's like insecure attachment, like nervous system just regulation 0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:08.960 ship like that. I don't really know that's just what people. Well, 0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:11.240 we was out here pissing in beds. Oh my god, 0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:11.960 I dry. 0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:14.320 It doesn't matter you the bed. As an adult, you 0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:16.520 might you might have serial killer tendencies. Bro. 0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:17.879 He wanted me to do it. 0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:21.960 He said, well, she really had to pee, and he said, 0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:24.240 well you don't have to get so maybe he. 0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:28.840 Was a serial killer. Why My girl watched some of 0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:31.600 serial killer shows and she says something to that pissed 0:28:31.640 --> 0:28:33.920 me off so much because she was like, I like 0:28:34.040 --> 0:28:36.159 watching the shows where the husband snaps and kills the 0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:39.520 whole family. And I was like what, She's like, oh, 0:28:39.640 --> 0:28:41.520 the ones that I'll watch. She's like, sometimes I'll watch 0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:43.400 them sometimes I want, but if I'm gonna watch, I 0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:45.160 don't want to be a random guy that killed someone. 0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:47.000 I wanted to be like the husband snapped And I 0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:49.000 was like why and she's like, because that would never 0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:51.480 happen to me. And now I was like, are you 0:28:51.520 --> 0:28:55.160 really g checking me right out? Like like she checked 0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:55.560 my life? 0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:57.640 You want to get pregnant, You're gonna get pregnant right, 0:28:58.600 --> 0:28:59.280 definitely called. 0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:01.880 You pussy, right, you pussy Yeah, as long as she 0:29:01.960 --> 0:29:03.840 thinks you're just so kind, Yeah. 0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:07.280 I get I'm gasling, you'll never snap. Yeah, gaslight he's 0:29:07.320 --> 0:29:08.920 so fun. You gasolate yourself kind. 0:29:08.840 --> 0:29:11.080 Of, Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I'm mad as fuck. 0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:13.480 This why I don't trust myself some more? I gasled 0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:16.320 myself to believe that this nigga wasn't the liar. He was. 0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:18.239 Oh, no, I'm not gonna lie. 0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:19.800 Definitely gaslet myself, for sure. 0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:25.960 I never heard that. Ever. I guess lit myself these 0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:26.560 I kept. 0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:29.000 I kept going back to him. We broke up thirteen 0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:29.920 times tolet fair. 0:29:30.040 --> 0:29:32.400 He was ready to gaslight you, and then you were like, no, baby, 0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:33.760 it's fine, you gonna do this myself. 0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:35.800 But she was crazy about the thirteen times. Didn't you 0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:37.160 not break up in the first year. 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:39.800 No, this all happened in the last two years. The 0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.880 whole first year was like a honeymoon phase and then 0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:43.880 the world opened up. 0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:49.200 And man, you guys have to let yourself out. 0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:52.840 The biggest quote I've ever read was that depression is 0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:54.720 like a prison, prison in your mind. 0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:57.560 And you're the jailer with the keys. Good Dick is 0:29:57.600 --> 0:30:00.400 the same, release yourself, please. 0:30:00.640 --> 0:30:00.880 I know. 0:30:01.120 --> 0:30:04.680 It was just the looks and Dick's was like had 0:30:04.760 --> 0:30:05.600 me in a total. 0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:09.520 And COVID was messing their brain too. The world wasn't real. No, literally, 0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:11.440 I was living in a we was living in la 0:30:11.560 --> 0:30:13.760 la land. The lu lulan is what it was. 0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:15.680 I was delusional that this. 0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:16.840 Is this was real. 0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:20.800 And when the world started opening up, the insecurities started funneling. 0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:23.400 He hated all the traveling we were doing. I was 0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:27.680 booked and busy, and it just brought out the worst. 0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:32.480 Yeah, I'm glad you're me too. Me too, I'm glad 0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:33.360 he'd be canceled to them. 0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:36.440 Okay, but now let's hit this week. 0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:39.320 I picked this one because you're married, and I actually 0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:41.040 do have questions about how much that should cost. So 0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:45.280 quickie weddings are a new trend with millennials. 0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:45.720 Yep. 0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:50.479 Basically, these are half hour, no frill ceremonies that are 0:30:50.480 --> 0:30:54.760 a step up from courthouse elopement and uh. They basically 0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:59.920 are a large celebration but a small amount of celebratory fanfare. 0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:03.760 So a micro wedding venue will give you a package 0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:06.560 called a quickie nineteen hundred dollars, where the average wedding 0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:09.680 is thirty six thousand. Loved up couples can wed in 0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:13.400 front of twelve guests at an event space, confetti cannon. 0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:16.760 A meal can be added on after, but the whole 0:31:16.760 --> 0:31:18.920 affair is done in thirty minutes. For a bit more cash, 0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:20.959 you can do two hours and that's where you get 0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:25.479 the catering, the booze, and a bouquet. Now, I remember 0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.000 Andrew's wedding. He got married in like twenty minutes, and 0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:29.560 I was like, this is the best thing I ever seen. 0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:33.320 Yeah, I'm actually really excited. One of my best friends 0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:35.520 is getting married at the Little White Chapel in Vegas. 0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:38.080 Oh that's so I'm gonna get to see her get 0:31:38.160 --> 0:31:40.920 married there. She got her dress on Fashionova, one of 0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:44.160 the fashion Nova lux dresses, and then after she's gonna 0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:45.520 wear her veil and we're gonna party at a. 0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:47.640 Day club at a beach clubs Vegas. 0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:50.840 So we're gonna go from literally the Little White Chapel 0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:54.800 to probably Drake When is it Sunday with it Lena? 0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.720 Oh, that's dope. Yeah, So I'm really excited. 0:31:58.240 --> 0:32:01.440 That's a fun ass wedding. Yeah, bachelor party, and literally the. 0:32:01.520 --> 0:32:05.240 Night before she's going to see Beyonce in concerts, so 0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:06.760 she was already gonna be out there and she's like, 0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:08.000 I'm get get married. 0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:11.400 We Saylor, Yeah, I want to Taylor. 0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:14.440 Yeah, but how much did your wedding paus what type 0:32:14.480 --> 0:32:15.560 of thing, like, did it stress you out? 0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:16.800 Did you feel like you want to break up? Tell 0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:17.480 us on wedding Show. 0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:19.160 So we got married in the base in the middle 0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:21.080 of COVID. It was literally like twenty twenty. We were 0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:22.720 supposed to get married in like March twenty twenty, and 0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:24.720 then COVID has We're like, okay, we'll push it back, 0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:27.160 and then like cases started kind of going down. My 0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:29.160 whole family's in Florida shout out. So I was like, 0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:32.200 I'm just gonna go. It wasn't there, Yeah, it had 0:32:32.280 --> 0:32:34.160 happened there yet. So we're like, we're gonna go and 0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:36.120 let's just do it there as case we're going down, 0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:37.840 We're like, screw it, let's just do it. We got 0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:39.600 like a good deal on the venues because like people 0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:42.200 weren't getting married. And then you need to wear masks. 0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:45.360 No, not in Florida, bitch, No, they did not have to. 0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:48.800 Florida was like you ain't gotta wear a mask. Were 0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:51.560 not really caring if you get vaccinated. It was completely 0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:52.480 different than New York. 0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:55.840 Yeah, like I was on the phone with my friends. 0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:56.719 My mama too. 0:32:56.840 --> 0:32:59.120 I'm like, mom, you are an old ass woman. Get 0:32:59.240 --> 0:33:00.480 show the motherfucker mask call. 0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:02.440 She said, hun, I don't need it out here. 0:33:02.880 --> 0:33:06.480 And we outside, you know, because it's like apparently COVID 0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:08.640 was harder to get if you were outside, and shit 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:11.840 was like, no, it's even down here. Yeah, our cases 0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.920 are low where Florida, Orlando fall seven Choppa City. 0:33:15.560 --> 0:33:17.880 Did you grow up in ORLANDA? Yeah, no way, that's 0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:23.120 what I didn't realize that this old town YouTube. Yeah, 0:33:23.240 --> 0:33:24.920 so I grew up in like Lake Mary Longwood area. 0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:28.320 Oh wow, yeah, my mom was out there after I 0:33:28.400 --> 0:33:30.560 graduated high school, but I was on the west side. 0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:32.200 Graduated E High. 0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:36.440 Black Evans, Evans. You went to Evans. I wonder even 0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:43.280 does it track shut out that? Yeah? So yeah. I 0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:46.080 mean like our wedding was like very chill, like people 0:33:46.200 --> 0:33:48.080 wanted to wear masks, war masks, but like I didn't care. 0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:49.480 I was like, wear it if you want, don't wear 0:33:49.520 --> 0:33:50.840 it if you don't want to. And then it was 0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:53.560 just like probably like ten fifteen thou and I paid 0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:55.600 for it for myself. How many people like A hundred? 0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:59.400 Wow, that's pretty. That's pretty good for for I guess 0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:00.960 you got to kill me COVID spreader event. 0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:01.280 Yeah. 0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:03.720 Yeah, a lot of people died, a lot of people 0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:04.400 had to die for it. 0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:05.960 But it was COVID and wedding. 0:34:06.880 --> 0:34:10.080 Yeah, no one got COVID. Like we like tracked people, 0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:11.839 like took tests before and after, and like no one 0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:12.160 got it. 0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:14.279 Oh that's right, I was, but they're all Florida people. 0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:18.920 They wean't getting tested. They were just like nah, it's 0:34:19.000 --> 0:34:20.600 kind of crazy when you think about it. I went 0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:22.200 to so like I went to two weddings where I 0:34:22.239 --> 0:34:23.759 had to get tested and then people got it. 0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:27.399 Oh wild, Yeah, no one got it. Like my grandma came. 0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:29.399 It was her birthday, so like my wife was like, yeah, 0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:31.440 let them sing Happy birthday. It's like my grandma like 0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:33.360 at her own wedding, which is like my wife's awesome, 0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.120 that's cute. Yeah, but like my grandma's like I don't 0:34:36.160 --> 0:34:38.319 know exactly, she's like one hundred and fifty I think 0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:42.120 years old, and and like she just she lived. She's 0:34:42.160 --> 0:34:45.000 still pushing. Like COVID didn't even like did it went 0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:47.879 skirted around here and that was wow. Yeah, I don't 0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:50.080 know my philosophy on weddings is like I've heard that 0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:52.239 the higher the more money you spend for weddings, the 0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:54.760 more likely you are taket a divorce. You already a divorced, 0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:56.520 Like there's like money to track it. Like you have 0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:58.960 like a twenty million dollar wedding. It's like, yeah, the 0:34:59.200 --> 0:35:01.560 likelihood of divorce higher than people to have, Like why 0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:02.279 is that? You think? 0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:05.440 It's Probably there's resentment because bitch, now we can't pay 0:35:05.480 --> 0:35:05.839 our bills. 0:35:05.840 --> 0:35:06.359 And I'm mad at. 0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:07.920 Bucket you that you made me spend that much money 0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:08.400 on a wedding. 0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:09.399 It's your fault. 0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:11.880 You had poor life decisions and it's time to break up. 0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:13.719 Do you think that the thing of the bride's father 0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:15.000 paying is still like a thing? 0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:18.440 No, I don't. I mean, like I get why it 0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:20.839 existed in antiquity, but I don't really think it matters now. 0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:23.319 I watched my big fact Greek wedding this morning because 0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:26.160 I couldn't sleep, and I was like, damn, Like he 0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:27.719 paid for that and he brought in my house at 0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:29.760 the end of the movie. Yeah, they were from Mekos. 0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:31.800 I was like, that's where people party. Well it's rich people. 0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:32.680 Yes, it's insane. 0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:34.960 That's a rich thing Bitchmacha making daddy ain't. 0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:36.560 But that's what I'm said, Like, mar Dad, I couldn't 0:35:36.600 --> 0:35:38.320 afford that either, So I'm like, what am I just fucked? 0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:40.239 He ain't even want to pay the extra two hundred 0:35:40.239 --> 0:35:41.720 dollars my mama wanted for child support. 0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:45.280 He damn show anything from a realistic Is that ship today? 0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:48.480 Yeah? No, not really. I just don't even know her dad's. 0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:51.399 So, you know, I don't think it's that's why they're 0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:52.480 not paid the white. 0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:55.600 White give a little Oh you're gonna have a really 0:35:55.640 --> 0:35:57.200 good time that people gonna be like, damn what you're 0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:58.520 doing in Vegas. No one's gonna think. 0:35:58.400 --> 0:35:58.799 It's a wedding. 0:35:58.920 --> 0:35:59.080 Yeah. 0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:02.320 I think people's weddings should be in like in proportion 0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:03.960 of what they can afford, like how they can live. 0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:06.920 Like I think people that go super crazy and they 0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:08.400 don't have the money for it, I'm like, Okay, that 0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:10.560 seems negligent. But also people that go like, oh no, 0:36:10.600 --> 0:36:12.319 we don't want to do anything and they have the money, 0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:14.319 I'm like, well, have a party, Like celebrating your love 0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:16.560 is really cool and so like to me, that just 0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:18.680 seems like countercultural. They're like, oh, I don't want to 0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:21.320 put on a big event, in a big show. It's like, no, 0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:23.680 like have a bunch of pill you love, all celebrate 0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:25.840 your life. Like I think standing in front of your 0:36:25.840 --> 0:36:27.640 community with someone you love, being like, hey, I'm married 0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:30.000 and committing myself to this person is like an important 0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:31.600 social virtue. That's why I. 0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:34.120 Don't really care about a crazy fancy wedding. Yeah, I 0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:35.920 feel like I live my life like that already. I'm 0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:38.600 always saying they had the best ship, doing the best, 0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:40.200 Like I want to be here and there and there, 0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:44.280 Like I could get married doing in a courthouse. Mhe 0:36:44.440 --> 0:36:46.480 in the city, and they got married in the courthouse 0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:47.040 and did the buffet. 0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:49.120 I was like, and then you would do a party after. 0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:51.120 Oh yeah yeah, pop by and caviar. 0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:53.080 See I don't even well, I don't want marriage, but 0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:55.919 I'll take I'll take jewelry, so I'll take a still 0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:58.440 a really big bat rank. And if we have to 0:36:58.560 --> 0:37:00.759 like celebrate our love, we're let's two weeks and just 0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:03.000 travel the world and pick different countries to go to. 0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:04.200 And that's how you spend our money. 0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:06.640 I don't think I want to sit here. I hate 0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:10.200 birthday parties. That's a celebration of life. I don't like 0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:11.960 having to pay to give people a good time. 0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:15.520 You hate birthday parties? Yeah, one of our friends recently, you. 0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:17.360 Don't know what I mean. Birthday dinners leave me alone. 0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:18.680 Don't like it. 0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:22.040 He told me that people never enjoy getting invited to 0:37:22.040 --> 0:37:23.400 a birthday and I was like, I don't know if 0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:25.440 that's true, because I like celebrating other people's birthdays. 0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:26.120 You said, think about it. 0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:28.680 You're out to dinner with someone and they're like, oh shit, 0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:29.839 I gotta go to this birthday party. 0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:31.879 He's like, they're never no, because you're meeting a whole 0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:33.680 bunch of people you don't know. Then you gotta split 0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:35.240 the bill because that's courtesy. 0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:38.680 Now, like it'd be twelve people you don't know these niggas, 0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:40.920 But somehow we gotta split this goddamn bill. And I 0:37:41.000 --> 0:37:45.480 only order to appetize it in one drink. And it's crazy. 0:37:45.960 --> 0:37:46.760 It's just crazy. 0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:49.879 No, But that's what I'm saying. That's why the birthday dinner. Shit, 0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:50.520 don't inbite me. 0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:52.640 But y'all take you out. Birthday dinner is different. 0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:53.919 Now you gotta pay for the birthday dinner. 0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:55.600 We're at the age now days I'm saying I will 0:37:55.640 --> 0:37:57.120 take you out for your birthday. No no, no, no, 0:37:57.360 --> 0:38:00.680 he's sitting with I mean different people. Someone hosting birthday dinner. 0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:03.680 The last three birthday dinners I've had, I've paid. 0:38:04.400 --> 0:38:08.800 That's why either I invited five four or like lucky 0:38:08.880 --> 0:38:11.279 enough I was able to do twelve. But like, nah, 0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:15.080 this is it, Like no more bullshit, people won't come. 0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:17.400 I think the older you get, you have to host. 0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:19.160 Like if you have a party in your home for 0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:21.839 your birthday, are you really begging for every single play? 0:38:21.880 --> 0:38:22.239 Like play? 0:38:23.280 --> 0:38:25.960 Maybe a bottle may mean you'll have someone bring a bottle, 0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:28.400 but I think for dinners now, we need to have 0:38:28.480 --> 0:38:31.279 a new thing. If you're over a certain age and 0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:33.360 I don't know what that age is for you, but 0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:34.560 you better be paying for shit. 0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:36.960 Don't invite me otherwise what the fun? 0:38:37.280 --> 0:38:40.000 That's why I don't and I don't want to know 0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:42.000 about that. And if someone wants to volunteer and be 0:38:42.040 --> 0:38:43.640 like no, no, I'll cover it, Like that's cool, but 0:38:43.719 --> 0:38:46.160 I don't think you should expect it. But you don't 0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:46.279 have to. 0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:53.399 Okay for the horror durve, we need a sex step 0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:56.840 from you. But I was gonna ask honeymoon or the 0:38:56.960 --> 0:38:58.640 night of your wedding and honeymoon. Did you have sex 0:38:58.680 --> 0:39:00.920 with Lle of your wedding? If so, was it good 0:39:00.960 --> 0:39:02.840 or were you guys so tired that was awesome? 0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:03.399 Really? 0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:04.919 Was the honeymoon like the best sex? 0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:06.759 Yeah? I mean we didn't really do that much of 0:39:06.760 --> 0:39:08.399 a honeymoon. We did like two days at the beach, 0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:12.759 like in Florida. We likening the wedding. 0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:15.480 Do you have sex like crazy or are you just 0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:16.440 so tired because. 0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:16.560 Of the wedding. 0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:19.040 It's not like like not crazy crazy. 0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:20.520 Do you feel the pressure? 0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.120 No, it's just like, hey, we're married, like because we 0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:25.000 like we had sex before, so it wasn't like this 0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:29.239 like virginity thing of like okay now we are allowed. Lie, 0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:30.920 do people think you're a version? We just don't really 0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:36.040 talk about. Yeah. I think people know that. They're like, 0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:38.319 but yeah, we doesn't really talk Your family is really 0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:41.320 really yeah. Yeah, yeah, both my parents are like super Catholic. 0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:44.480 They had seven kids. But yeah, that's a lot of 0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:47.799 they're about that life. Yeah, at least seven times of sex. 0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:52.680 Not at least it is at least you want seven No, 0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:55.239 I mean it depends if I can get a farm, Like, 0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:57.279 if I can go upstate and like get like a 0:39:57.360 --> 0:39:59.279 piece of land, I would. I would do like four 0:39:59.360 --> 0:39:59.600 or five. 0:40:00.640 --> 0:40:02.120 But we have a guest that would love to come 0:40:02.160 --> 0:40:06.919 on there and learn the culture of animals. He's into 0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:09.960 like mask and animal play where. 0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:13.279 I want to be a part of it. Like he's like, 0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:14.359 so I want to go to a ranch. 0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:16.640 I'm so black, and he's like, yeah, the name is 0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:18.800 for p h O R. Y'all check out that episode. 0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:21.000 He was wearing a dog mask and said he has 0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:22.920 a duck one coming in the mail. 0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:25.600 A cow and he has a pig one and he's like, yeah, 0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:27.239 I want to go to a ranch and you know, 0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:29.200 get into the culture of animals. 0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:31.319 He said that was. 0:40:31.320 --> 0:40:33.359 Crazy, but he was dead ass serious and you really 0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:35.160 can't even laugh because you're like it was. 0:40:35.200 --> 0:40:37.600 Like I let us speak. Yeah, I mean if that guess, 0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:39.360 I'm going that's fire. But at the same time it 0:40:39.440 --> 0:40:42.279 puts me, It puts me in a tricky predicament where 0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:43.640 all was a sudden black dudess like, Hey, can I 0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:46.480 live on your farm? And I'm like, no, sir, no, 0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:50.120 I'm so sorry. He said, visit not. I don't know, 0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:52.480 I don't know what he wants to day pass. But 0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:54.560 you're to understand it's a historical president. I can't be 0:40:54.640 --> 0:40:56.200 doing this. You can, you can hang out with me, 0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:58.960 but we can't. You have to understand how optically it looks. 0:40:59.520 --> 0:41:03.000 It's like milday. I'll join him as a biracial and 0:41:04.880 --> 0:41:07.719 I will bridge the gap. What would you be if 0:41:07.719 --> 0:41:08.640 you're gonna come to the farm. 0:41:09.040 --> 0:41:11.359 Oh well, first of all, bitch a cow. 0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:14.520 I like cows, but I don't like milk. I like 0:41:14.600 --> 0:41:17.160 all my milk, not real milk. Your cows drink milk? 0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:21.880 Now, why do you. 0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:29.400 Think the fucking don't do that? 0:41:30.239 --> 0:41:32.279 If I had to be an animal, even like in 0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:38.680 the bedroom sexually, both of you, both of you. 0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:41.239 I mean, I will say this, so fish don't drink water? 0:41:42.960 --> 0:41:47.919 You done? That wasn't a joke. What what animal would 0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:48.360 I want to like? 0:41:48.680 --> 0:41:51.200 I mean, to me the easiest one, because of course 0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:56.239 I was gonna say a no, a cat. You can 0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:57.760 they drinking milk stuff? 0:41:58.040 --> 0:41:58.719 That's what I'm saying. 0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:00.640 Oh that's right, And I like, I don't want to 0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:03.600 drink no milk, but my boat drinks water. I'll feed 0:42:03.640 --> 0:42:04.200 my catwater. 0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:05.920 You might have to catch a rat or something. 0:42:07.480 --> 0:42:08.879 Doing that I wouldn't want to be like a chicken 0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:10.960 because I feel like somebody gonna fry you up too soon. 0:42:11.520 --> 0:42:12.480 Not fry you up. 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:17.400 Actually, actually you got dal Stilis and some hot sauce 0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:18.719 made that nigga lick it off for you. 0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:20.680 That could be kind of cold. You could be a 0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:21.799 hot wing bitch. 0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:25.080 Like in a kink. You guys, you got to do 0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:27.360 your own version of Hot Ones where you have different 0:42:27.400 --> 0:42:30.040 celebrities lick hot sauce and you're a chicken. 0:42:32.719 --> 0:42:35.880 That would be crazy, honestly, if they if this is 0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:38.719 fucked up, and I'm not just saying it because but 0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:41.480 the black celebrities on Hot Ones be so goddamn ye know, 0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:43.719 I love it. Paul was the best white guest though. 0:42:44.120 --> 0:42:46.719 Yeah they got all the way through. I think he 0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:50.160 got all the way through, right, he had. But Paul 0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:53.440 Bread is also one of those to the lookout. He's 0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:57.200 one of the why why is because I'm trying to 0:42:57.200 --> 0:42:58.920 see where my stats are trying to get I'm not 0:42:58.920 --> 0:42:59.680 gonna lie at this point. 0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:01.400 If that's a good one, look at us. It's the 0:43:01.520 --> 0:43:03.080 meme at this point, it's just the meme. 0:43:03.200 --> 0:43:07.560 Also, except Rogain is in there. I think it's unproblematic white. 0:43:07.680 --> 0:43:11.120 And I think it's also white people that like don't try. 0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:15.600 Like we had a conversation about someone that uses a 0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:18.160 black scent HM at your show. I don't know if 0:43:18.160 --> 0:43:21.640 you remember, but basically, I think black people love a 0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:24.680 white person that's so comfortable in their whiteness. 0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:26.879 I don't love white people that much, even my home mom. 0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:29.319 No, no, no, I'm saying like love, But it's true 0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:31.120 when we see like white people being praised online like 0:43:31.239 --> 0:43:34.000 Hayley from Paramore, like white people that just live in 0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:36.719 their white shit, it's like yes, because we don't get 0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:38.399 to feel like that. You always feel like someone's telling 0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:40.279 you about their music taste or. 0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:43.160 Appropriating, showing up late, you know, to be like let 0:43:43.200 --> 0:43:45.120 me be on CPE time because I'm going to horror 0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.240 position Jesus. 0:43:47.280 --> 0:43:48.480 But then when you find out like. 0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:50.719 Oh my god, you love that you love Kodak Black. 0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:52.400 You never said that to me, Like why what, I 0:43:52.520 --> 0:43:54.720 He's a normal guy like everyone. 0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:57.400 No, I actually that makes sense, right, Like if you're 0:43:57.400 --> 0:43:58.680 if you're a white dude, you're like, oh, I like 0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:01.319 rappers that are like exhibiting a black culture. You don't 0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:02.839 want to like a black student it's like, oh, hi, 0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:05.520 I'm Steve. Like, as soon as they meet you, you're 0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:12.160 not gonna get invited to the What do we have 0:44:12.440 --> 0:44:13.879 the barbecue carriers for everyone? 0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:18.920 A Maple July for barbecue? What white people Memorial Day 0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:20.960 July for barbecues. That's what white people do. 0:44:22.680 --> 0:44:24.640 Is a Yeah, I guess a fish fries kind of 0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:28.960 black to a fish fries? That son that southern. 0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:30.080 That's a good point. 0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:31.080 I think that's southern. 0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:34.000 Yeah, we need we need a food gathering that's white. 0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:35.480 Food gathering is crazy. 0:44:35.600 --> 0:44:37.200 We need a food where you bring all. 0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:41.040 Yeah, what's the best thing your wife takes? 0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:44.600 Oh, she's she's actually an excellent cook, like your taste 0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:49.200 with the salt and pepper. Okay, back to hard Give. 0:44:49.120 --> 0:44:49.799 Us your sex tip. 0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:52.360 Okay, I mean the best sex tip is if you 0:44:52.480 --> 0:44:56.120 want to be the greatest at sex with your partner, 0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:59.480 make sure you're both virgins. You know what, shut the fu? 0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:02.680 That's like fu competition. Why is everyone trying to compete? 0:45:02.840 --> 0:45:04.200 It's like, why are you trying to like, oh, I'll 0:45:04.320 --> 0:45:07.240 be better this person. No, no, no, don't don't play basketball. 0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:09.640 Invent basketball, you know what I mean? Like, because then 0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:12.200 you are the greatest. You are the alpha, the omega, 0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:14.000 the one, the only you know what I mean. So 0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:15.759 that's me and my wife. I'm like, she's the best 0:45:15.800 --> 0:45:18.359 I ever had and she's busting out moves something where 0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:22.440 you learn this for me, that's awesome. 0:45:22.960 --> 0:45:24.640 Honestly, when you have more time on your hands, I 0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:27.400 feel like that's when you get to like, especially for 0:45:27.560 --> 0:45:30.000 like the person you've been with for a long time. 0:45:30.120 --> 0:45:31.839 When you got some time on your hands and you're 0:45:31.920 --> 0:45:35.239 just like going through videos they're watching different shit, You're like, oh, 0:45:35.280 --> 0:45:37.040 I'm going to like shock them and surprise them to 0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:37.680 someone else. 0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:39.600 It may not seem like a big deal, but when you. 0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:41.600 Have the same type of sex, I think you can 0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:44.080 surprise a partner that you've been with longer and have 0:45:44.239 --> 0:45:46.160 better sex with them more than you can someone new. 0:45:46.560 --> 0:45:51.160 Like spicing it up is something we talk about so much, 0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:54.239 but people don't really do ye Like, how crazy would 0:45:54.239 --> 0:45:57.319 it be if you walk in the door and with Handcuffomedly, 0:45:57.400 --> 0:45:58.920 she's like, what the fuck are You actually use them? 0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:00.680 And it's not just like oh my god, look when 0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:03.239 I got at the Mormble decisions, Like, for real, you 0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:06.040 use him. It's like it's one little thing and if 0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:08.279 her hands were behind her back and she was getting fucked, 0:46:08.280 --> 0:46:10.040 It's like crazy. You can talk about it for months 0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:12.279 from the time he walked in the house right off 0:46:12.320 --> 0:46:14.480 the bike four minutes late for dinner. 0:46:15.000 --> 0:46:18.120 But he did tell us about your first time. 0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:20.840 Uh first time, I'm trying to think it was like 0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:25.080 was it? Yeah? I mean it still is. Bro I've 0:46:25.080 --> 0:46:26.520 been going fast, Like who are these people that are 0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:29.520 having sex for four minutes? It's like, grow up, like 0:46:29.600 --> 0:46:31.640 what are you doing? Shut up? Why are you get 0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:32.000 a job? 0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:32.839 It's so crazy? 0:46:32.880 --> 0:46:33.680 I like a go seven. 0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:37.799 I just had this conversation, uh last night actually with. 0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:41.560 A friend, the twenty two year old though, and he 0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:45.080 was like, I know, I went from opposite ends of 0:46:45.120 --> 0:46:47.520 the spectrum. X was fifty now I'm entertaining a twenty 0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:49.840 two year old. And we were talking about he was like, 0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:52.480 women have such high sex drugs. He's like, I was 0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:54.279 just talking about Homegirl the other night and he was like, 0:46:54.800 --> 0:46:56.480 how do women want to go so many rounds? 0:46:56.719 --> 0:47:00.360 And I was like, well, just so you know that's me. 0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:03.240 I used to go like ten rounds. I like three minimum. 0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:06.880 He was like how and why and what we were 0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:10.400 talking about minutes, how how many times? Like why we 0:47:10.520 --> 0:47:12.440 needed that much? And even my friend and I were 0:47:12.480 --> 0:47:14.720 talking this morning and it was like, oh, it's because 0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:17.640 it takes a lot longer a for us to come, 0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:21.279 but when we do come, it kind of gives us 0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:22.760 energy as when y'all come. 0:47:22.800 --> 0:47:25.719 It like almost depletes you, guys. It's the opposite for us. 0:47:25.800 --> 0:47:27.719 I come one time. I'm like, that's why I like 0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:28.560 to get gist. 0:47:28.960 --> 0:47:30.360 That way, I don't have to go twice. 0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:34.920 Yeah, so you come from head, I don't. You never 0:47:35.000 --> 0:47:38.040 have I have before, but I'm not ahead. 0:47:39.160 --> 0:47:41.200 I don't need it interesting. I like penetration. 0:47:41.440 --> 0:47:43.719 You need to ride a face that that. 0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:45.360 Oh I've done that, you know what I'm saying, Like, 0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:48.480 let someone actually just lay there until you come, and 0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:50.440 then I think you'd actually work up to liking it. 0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:51.080 I've done that. 0:47:51.160 --> 0:47:54.960 But then I'm also like sexal psychological right, these thighs 0:47:55.160 --> 0:47:58.680 is ying, Okay, sitting on someone's face, I'm nervous that 0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:01.040 they're not going to be able to breath. But then 0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:02.880 also then I have to hold myself up, and now 0:48:02.920 --> 0:48:03.440 I'm tired. 0:48:03.640 --> 0:48:05.759 But now I'm tired. You know how we feel. Now, 0:48:05.800 --> 0:48:09.279 you know how we feel go through every day. 0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:11.360 I could kill him, but then also now I got 0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:13.800 a levitation, So now I feel like I'm squatting, and 0:48:13.920 --> 0:48:17.000 now my legs is shaken, and it's like it's a workout. 0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:19.879 I'm doing wall sits on your face this you don't 0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:23.640 lean forward. I guess I could hold onto the wall, yes, 0:48:23.760 --> 0:48:24.960 but then also now it's. 0:48:24.840 --> 0:48:27.400 More of my ass in your face, and I'm really like, 0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:30.120 my mind just isn't enjoy it. And if you kill 0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:31.160 a man, what's the problem with that. 0:48:31.360 --> 0:48:32.920 I'm going to jail. And now I have to tell 0:48:32.960 --> 0:48:34.839 everyone I'm in jail because I sat on a nigga. 0:48:36.600 --> 0:48:38.279 No, I'm not even a lie. I kill the guy. 0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:41.080 Man, this nigga lies so much to me. Man, I 0:48:41.200 --> 0:48:46.000 just think, kill that niga. I said, like, I couldn't even. 0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:48.560 Say that I was enjoying the moment and forgot to 0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:50.480 get up to let him breathe. I would have to 0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:52.320 make it sound so crazy. 0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:56.879 That's someone's k for sure. You can find some face 0:48:57.120 --> 0:48:58.640 killing you. 0:48:58.880 --> 0:49:01.040 I'm not trying to go out here and killed niggas 0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:01.799 about sitting on the face. 0:49:01.840 --> 0:49:06.239 Hold oh wait, wait, wait, wait wait wit accidental sex death. See, yeah, 0:49:06.480 --> 0:49:09.160 it's a thing. Yeah, I could see that one being 0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:10.520 a thing. It's a thing. 0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:13.000 She sat on his face too long and he stopped. 0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:14.800 Breathing and she ain't no, but he died doing what 0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:15.239 he loved. 0:49:15.719 --> 0:49:20.160 What people, it's happened before, it has whoa Donna Lange, 0:49:20.520 --> 0:49:22.640 fifty one years old, smothered her lover to death in 0:49:22.719 --> 0:49:25.560 a mobile home. She was intoxicated, claims she didn't know 0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:28.320 he was dead and he was smothering him on that 0:49:28.440 --> 0:49:32.320 nigga to death with her breast. Wait not the motor 0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:32.919 boat kill. 0:49:33.160 --> 0:49:35.920 Wow, that's crazy. I guess she didn't know like he 0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:36.520 was dying. 0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:37.640 How you do? 0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:40.160 How you do? She was fifty one, so hen just 0:49:40.280 --> 0:49:42.759 lay your tits, little somebody so they can't breathe no 0:49:42.880 --> 0:49:45.080 moat Wow, the face like get your tits? 0:49:45.840 --> 0:49:47.080 That means how do you do that? 0:49:47.400 --> 0:49:51.200 Maybe they were huge? She just that is impressed. That's crazy. 0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:56.239 Smith and Wesson. Let's go baby, Yes, hold on, wait, 0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:56.959 this is sick. 0:49:57.040 --> 0:49:58.879 Okay, anyway, I want to get into porn. 0:49:59.160 --> 0:50:01.760 Yes, because every time we have an episode of crazy 0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:04.840 fucking Porn, it's just like some of our favorites. So 0:50:05.160 --> 0:50:07.920 starting with, what's the first piece of porn you've ever 0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:09.680 watched or maybe you picked it up like a magazine 0:50:09.760 --> 0:50:10.040 or something. 0:50:10.160 --> 0:50:12.759 No, so I grew up out of magazine era, you 0:50:12.800 --> 0:50:15.279 know what I mean. I'm twenty six, so like that 0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:17.040 that whole notion Catholic people. 0:50:17.080 --> 0:50:17.879 Maybe they still got. 0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:20.720 One of the people find their dad's there's like an ankle. 0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:24.040 There's an ankle pick in a magazine somewhere. But no, 0:50:24.200 --> 0:50:26.600 it was like early on Sears catalog, right, like that's 0:50:26.600 --> 0:50:27.920 where a lot of people start, Like you see the 0:50:27.960 --> 0:50:30.000 cattle of like like bathing suits and you're like okay, 0:50:30.080 --> 0:50:33.319 they're like oh fire. And then as you get older, yeah, 0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:36.200 I mean, of course I knew this dude that had 0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:38.759 a choke Florida. You see people in bathing suits though, Oh, 0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:41.120 I mean yes. But then the one time where my 0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:43.280 brain got broken, I went to France with my family 0:50:43.760 --> 0:50:45.759 and topless beach and like as we're walking out to 0:50:45.760 --> 0:50:47.600 the beach, my mom turns me. She's like, hey, March, 0:50:47.680 --> 0:50:49.439 just so you know. I'm like eleven twelve, She's like, March, 0:50:49.520 --> 0:50:51.640 just so you know, people are gonna be dressed differently. 0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:54.439 I was like, okay, like what what are French people 0:50:54.520 --> 0:50:56.040 gonna be wearing? Like the chicks that mustaches, like I 0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:57.279 don't you know what I'm saying, I don't care. And 0:50:57.360 --> 0:51:00.920 then going out there, my mind was blown, like and 0:51:01.040 --> 0:51:03.719 I like sexually, like I didn't even know I went 0:51:03.760 --> 0:51:06.640 through puberty that day. I think I think that kicked 0:51:06.640 --> 0:51:09.360 it into gear. And I was like I had to 0:51:09.440 --> 0:51:11.040 like go up to the hotel room just like just 0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:13.120 walk it off like I could. It's so funny. 0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:15.279 My mom brings that up all the time. You were 0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:17.799 like seven or eight and there what is it called 0:51:18.320 --> 0:51:21.680 Holland Hollandale, the one in Miami. 0:51:21.680 --> 0:51:25.399 And hall all over the is a new one. 0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:29.160 And she brought us there fairly young, and she was 0:51:29.200 --> 0:51:31.040 like yeah, but at that point maybe because we had 0:51:31.080 --> 0:51:32.640 seen her nudes so many times. 0:51:33.120 --> 0:51:37.160 Sham Europe like that's not uncoon. And here in Jersey 0:51:37.440 --> 0:51:38.759 there's a whole family side. 0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:40.680 So if you go to the nude beach here in 0:51:41.120 --> 0:51:43.439 uh and I've shared it so much now everyone goes, 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:46.200 and I no longer go because goes Gunnison Beach. 0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:46.960 The one in Jersey. 0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:50.520 Its split into three different like subsets. So as soon 0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:53.040 as you get on the left side is families, so 0:51:53.120 --> 0:51:55.800 there's gonna be kids over there, and family is naked. 0:51:56.200 --> 0:51:59.000 Then the middle is normally couples and straights, and then 0:51:59.000 --> 0:52:01.280 all the way at the end is the It's literally 0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:05.200 split into just how people are comfortable and who they're. 0:52:05.040 --> 0:52:08.600 Around who just the people, the members that go. It's 0:52:08.719 --> 0:52:10.960 just how it's set up. You gotta be a membership, 0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:12.799 no no, no, but a lot of like people going 0:52:12.840 --> 0:52:15.360 to the beach don't feel comfortable being nude around kids. 0:52:15.760 --> 0:52:17.839 And then there's a lot of people who maybe don't 0:52:17.840 --> 0:52:20.440 want to be around gaze and a lot of the 0:52:20.520 --> 0:52:22.400 porn stars being out at the gate side because they 0:52:22.400 --> 0:52:24.160 don't want to deal with the stripes and the hounding 0:52:24.239 --> 0:52:27.080 from the straight men. So just the comfortability levels of 0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:29.239 being nude in public, it's just. 0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:30.160 Been broken up. 0:52:30.200 --> 0:52:32.480 Orlando has one, but not Orlando, but Central Florid. I 0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:34.919 can't remember the name of it. That's a nude beach. 0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:38.399 There's there's a beach in central No, it's. 0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:39.800 Like Central flore Did they go to one, like we 0:52:39.880 --> 0:52:43.279 go to Daytona. We'll clear Water? Oh, I remember the 0:52:43.320 --> 0:52:46.319 one that people go to like I'll share it later then. 0:52:46.440 --> 0:52:48.520 But anyway, Okay, what was the thing you said about 0:52:48.520 --> 0:52:50.120 the babies? You said there was a joke oh yeah, no, 0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:52.120 just like seeing Oh my boy had a joke rare. 0:52:52.120 --> 0:52:53.320 He's like, bro. Back in the day, you go to 0:52:53.360 --> 0:52:55.480 the Sears catalog find like the girls in the bikini. 0:52:55.719 --> 0:52:57.439 But now you have the Internet, you just go straight 0:52:57.520 --> 0:52:59.919 to Sears dot Com. You're gonna start looking at girls. 0:53:01.239 --> 0:53:03.400 Honestly, it's true though, you kind of like regress. 0:53:03.640 --> 0:53:06.120 Yeah, but like people like I knew people that would 0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:08.480 have like the porn magazine in the woods, Like you 0:53:09.000 --> 0:53:10.759 never heard of this, no, Like so like where I 0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:12.600 grew up in Orlando, like there'd be woods and so 0:53:12.800 --> 0:53:14.759 like there was like the older kid down the street 0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:16.440 that was like, oh yeah, I got my porn stashed 0:53:16.440 --> 0:53:18.319 in the woods, and there'd be a porn tree which 0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:22.080 it rains every day in a bag in a box 0:53:22.239 --> 0:53:24.600 underneath the tree. And then you go out to the 0:53:24.640 --> 0:53:26.560 woods and just fucking whack it off and then you 0:53:26.640 --> 0:53:29.480 pop back in the house. Yeah. White, I'm not gonna lie. 0:53:29.520 --> 0:53:31.320 That's why that's White people get in touch with nature. 0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:33.200 It's like you just come so many times with the 0:53:33.239 --> 0:53:35.840 oak tree and you're like, man, I'm so connected to 0:53:35.920 --> 0:53:36.200 this tree. 0:53:36.440 --> 0:53:37.840 I've definitely masturbated outside. 0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:41.920 And what he masturbated in Starbucks. I'm not surprised anybody. 0:53:41.800 --> 0:53:46.200 Wasn't in the Starbucks nowhere you've masturbated, will surprise the 0:53:46.200 --> 0:53:47.000 audience whatsoever. 0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:50.480 That it was recent when I went to Malta with 0:53:50.600 --> 0:53:53.320 my homie. I think we were like we were like, 0:53:53.400 --> 0:53:57.280 we got a hotel on the water. And it's funny 0:53:57.280 --> 0:53:59.359 because like I remember saying, like, damn, look at my room. 0:53:59.400 --> 0:54:01.440 He's like, Wow, a big balcony. You can sleep out there. 0:54:01.440 --> 0:54:02.640 I was like, I'm a funk out here. And if 0:54:02.640 --> 0:54:04.759 I don't funk out here, I'm masturbating out here. So 0:54:04.880 --> 0:54:05.640 I did the last day. 0:54:05.800 --> 0:54:08.799 The balcony is not outside, like you're not on my level, 0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:11.640 Like you're not on the porn tree, like you're trying 0:54:11.680 --> 0:54:12.680 to be like in a porn tree. 0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:15.360 So you want me to honestly airplane bathroom? 0:54:15.760 --> 0:54:18.440 The Starbucks parking lot was because I literally was fantasizing 0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:20.600 on the drive home in Mexico about fucking. 0:54:21.280 --> 0:54:25.239 I had to pull over her. I didn't order it yet. 0:54:25.560 --> 0:54:28.520 Oh okay, so before they're all inside though, I'm talking 0:54:28.600 --> 0:54:31.200 outside in nature in the woods, no one around you. 0:54:31.280 --> 0:54:37.080 You're camping, I mean jungle chuns, Yeah, that Puerto Rican 0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:39.200 jungle or whatever junk or something. 0:54:39.800 --> 0:54:41.600 Well, yeah, that's the one in Puerto Rico. Okay, so 0:54:41.719 --> 0:54:43.439 I did so, Okay that counts. That counts. 0:54:43.480 --> 0:54:46.359 Okay, you mean, but the rainforest is wild. I think 0:54:46.360 --> 0:54:47.600 it's a rainforest, is not a jungle. 0:54:47.880 --> 0:54:49.960 You're talking about woods. There's differences. I don't know what 0:54:50.080 --> 0:54:54.160 they are, like the woods, terrain, they're all different. I 0:54:54.360 --> 0:54:55.720 fucked by trees. Bitch. 0:54:58.040 --> 0:54:59.319 What type of porn do you watch? Now? 0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:02.400 So I'm actually kind of off of it. So like 0:55:02.880 --> 0:55:04.799 like through college and ship, like I would watch porn 0:55:04.840 --> 0:55:07.600 obviously casually, but then like in the past like six months, 0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:09.880 I kind of like try to like he has a 0:55:09.920 --> 0:55:13.399 wife now, it wasn't even too far. I just felt like, Okay, 0:55:13.480 --> 0:55:14.880 what am I doing this for? Like I don't know. 0:55:15.000 --> 0:55:16.680 I felt like it kind of like was fucking my 0:55:16.760 --> 0:55:17.080 head up. 0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:18.279 Could you watch porn together? 0:55:18.320 --> 0:55:20.279 And now? Yeah, and he liked it. 0:55:20.440 --> 0:55:22.520 Yeah, that was fun, but like the same type of point, 0:55:22.760 --> 0:55:23.919 like y'all liked the same type. 0:55:23.920 --> 0:55:26.120 I mean, she she didn't really have a preference. I 0:55:26.160 --> 0:55:28.520 don't feel she like she never watched this, so she's 0:55:28.560 --> 0:55:31.400 like whatever you like. But then that shit is awkward too, 0:55:31.400 --> 0:55:33.360 because like I'll pull up like a website, and she's like, 0:55:33.360 --> 0:55:35.000 all right, we'll type in something in as the search, 0:55:35.400 --> 0:55:38.439 and that's awkward. No one knows what goes in that box. 0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:41.760 You can't know. I like that is a secret between 0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:44.399 me and God. What goes in that Wait? What your 0:55:44.560 --> 0:55:47.439 search spart? It's like, it's not to be that crazy. 0:55:47.480 --> 0:55:49.160 It's just like the idea of telling my wife, like, 0:55:49.600 --> 0:55:52.400 for example, like I'm into the milk vibe, like I 0:55:52.520 --> 0:55:56.279 love milks, right, I'm like, I'm like, no, it's got 0:55:56.480 --> 0:56:01.040 that's too mainstream, like more regularly like the underground, you 0:56:01.120 --> 0:56:02.880 know what I mean, Like the underground, you know what 0:56:02.920 --> 0:56:05.040 I mean. I'm more into like like the up and 0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:07.440 coming like underground, Like niche mills. 0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:09.440 How do they look? They look late thirties or late 0:56:09.520 --> 0:56:11.520 forties or fifties like nineteen. 0:56:11.239 --> 0:56:13.319 Oh wait, I need to know what what? I need 0:56:13.400 --> 0:56:16.440 to know what Niche the mills just like just regular 0:56:16.520 --> 0:56:18.080 run of the mill milk. Okay, that's the deal. 0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:18.960 Run of the mill milk. 0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:21.719 Which is nice though, because my wife eventually will become 0:56:21.760 --> 0:56:23.719 a milk You're leaving a. 0:56:23.880 --> 0:56:26.879 Call center mil are you looking up single mother mills? 0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:28.799 So I'm saying you guys, are in the future, y'all 0:56:28.840 --> 0:56:30.800 are in the future. Okay, I'm still I'm still jerking 0:56:30.840 --> 0:56:32.360 off analog, you know what I mean. Like, I'm like, 0:56:32.760 --> 0:56:37.680 I'm masturbaing. I'm just like, okay, mature woman. Ah, you guys, 0:56:38.239 --> 0:56:40.160 and you guys are looking at occupations like I don't 0:56:40.160 --> 0:56:41.960 care if she's employed. No, We're saying, do you have 0:56:42.000 --> 0:56:42.360 a scene? 0:56:42.840 --> 0:56:42.880 No? 0:56:43.840 --> 0:56:46.359 No, I no, I don't have like a scene specificity. 0:56:46.400 --> 0:56:49.480 I'm like just older. That's that's the vibe. 0:56:49.480 --> 0:56:52.080 Minus bookcocky, which is so embarrassing. 0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:56.399 Really, But you're I guess, but you you what, because 0:56:56.440 --> 0:56:57.200 I'm like, that's right. 0:56:57.280 --> 0:56:59.400 No, tell me where it would explain to you that 0:56:59.480 --> 0:57:01.200 I like, watch ten guys come on a woman. 0:57:01.280 --> 0:57:01.719 I want to know. 0:57:01.840 --> 0:57:04.319 Well, the difference is that it like if you are 0:57:04.480 --> 0:57:07.680 with women, also the idea of seeing a woman or 0:57:07.920 --> 0:57:09.800 like you can see sexual pleasure from like a like 0:57:09.880 --> 0:57:12.120 a masculine perspective. I feel like, you know what I mean, 0:57:12.160 --> 0:57:14.239 Like bukagi is a very much a masculine display of. 0:57:14.520 --> 0:57:17.200 Maybe and also like a little bit of humiliation. But 0:57:17.960 --> 0:57:20.200 someone told me that they think that I'm into it 0:57:20.400 --> 0:57:23.440 because I've been with women, and they're like, oh, so 0:57:23.560 --> 0:57:25.040 you need to see the coum when you're. 0:57:24.920 --> 0:57:26.919 With a gun. Like, that's probably it, That's what I'm saying. 0:57:27.000 --> 0:57:30.720 Yeah, Like, because you already know I like I watch 0:57:30.840 --> 0:57:35.400 gay porn and transport. I love watching trans women and 0:57:35.400 --> 0:57:35.720 gay porn. 0:57:35.800 --> 0:57:41.760 No, that's it. Those don't like seeing pussy no at all? Actually, wow, way, 0:57:41.800 --> 0:57:43.720 so the transporm won't be with a woman. 0:57:43.880 --> 0:57:47.480 No, it's trans women with big old dicks fucking men. 0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:49.640 Oh you would love my friend Derek Posten, Like, I 0:57:49.720 --> 0:57:50.240 don't even like. 0:57:50.680 --> 0:57:54.040 I literally don't even like watching like trans women women. 0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:56.800 I don't want to watch a plicity. I think I 0:57:56.840 --> 0:57:59.400 don't like transferring either. I don't like watching lesbian born 0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:02.920 it's more swinging. But I like seeing big old I 0:58:03.040 --> 0:58:04.760 just I think I really like seeing Dick. 0:58:05.200 --> 0:58:08.439 Wait, why Derek isn't Derek straight and engaged to a woman. 0:58:08.680 --> 0:58:10.760 Yes, but when he came on our podcast on Flavorant, 0:58:10.800 --> 0:58:14.040 he talked about his his love for for transport and 0:58:14.120 --> 0:58:16.800 that is in the world and why, and he has 0:58:16.960 --> 0:58:19.439 very very technical arguments and details as to why he loves. 0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:22.520 But it's beyond that. If you're on Tit and Dick, 0:58:22.600 --> 0:58:25.520 you're like, you're thinking and you know. Yeah, you've got 0:58:25.640 --> 0:58:26.920 to go deep, I mean to me. 0:58:27.320 --> 0:58:30.280 To me, it's more so a I love I mean 0:58:31.040 --> 0:58:34.600 peg the stallion. So to me, I don't like seeing 0:58:34.640 --> 0:58:37.040 plastic dicks. I know it's not real, and so I 0:58:37.240 --> 0:58:39.920 like seeing again another dick. But I love seeing like just. 0:58:41.040 --> 0:58:42.959 A beautiful woman. 0:58:43.080 --> 0:58:45.960 Also, the stroke on trans women is way better than 0:58:46.000 --> 0:58:47.760 me watching women peg men. 0:58:48.440 --> 0:58:50.880 Women that be having the strips, they strokes be looking. 0:58:52.280 --> 0:58:53.840 Trans that thing. 0:58:54.160 --> 0:58:58.560 Oh my god, they just be really stroking good and 0:58:58.680 --> 0:59:01.800 they and they not after like there's a finish with tagging. 0:59:01.840 --> 0:59:05.240 There's not a finish really. So yeah, so you know 0:59:05.360 --> 0:59:07.880 one of his reasons at all. I mean, he's got 0:59:07.920 --> 0:59:09.640 a couple of reasons. I'm telling you, guys just need 0:59:09.680 --> 0:59:11.880 to have them on Like, listen to the episode. It's insane. 0:59:12.000 --> 0:59:14.080 But he's just like just a big old dick, a 0:59:14.240 --> 0:59:16.480 woman of the big old beautiful woman dick. That's what 0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:16.880 he wants. 0:59:16.920 --> 0:59:17.840 Oh yeah, we gotta have one. 0:59:18.000 --> 0:59:21.800 Yeah, it's unbelievable. But me, I never got on that wave. 0:59:21.880 --> 0:59:22.960 I never, like, I don't know, I feel like my 0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:25.440 brain I think I got two sexually repressed growing up, 0:59:25.640 --> 0:59:27.880 and I get just stopped at like titties. 0:59:28.120 --> 0:59:32.520 Well, so I'm going to go through some porn categories 0:59:32.520 --> 0:59:34.040 and I want you guys to tell me if you 0:59:34.160 --> 0:59:35.960 know what it is, and then I'm going to show 0:59:36.000 --> 0:59:36.520 you some of them. 0:59:36.600 --> 0:59:40.120 Okay, oh Jesus, So this one. 0:59:40.040 --> 0:59:44.160 Is really random, but object porn and this. 0:59:44.280 --> 0:59:45.960 Is the photo I can guess. I can guess what 0:59:46.080 --> 0:59:46.240 that is. 0:59:46.600 --> 0:59:48.000 I mean, I feel like we don't need to guess 0:59:48.040 --> 0:59:52.040 that one. But basically it's different to various people. But 0:59:52.160 --> 0:59:56.640 it's just fitting the object in there. Right. Uh, here's 0:59:56.680 --> 1:00:01.720 one cake sitting What do you think even though it's 1:00:01.760 --> 1:00:03.880 rabadi hot set the scene on, what do you think 1:00:03.960 --> 1:00:05.120 happens in cake sitting point? 1:00:05.200 --> 1:00:06.920 They sit on a cake? What they ask? And then 1:00:06.960 --> 1:00:09.920 I think someone eats it? I think it off? Yeah, 1:00:10.080 --> 1:00:11.720 I think I think consumption is a part of the 1:00:12.040 --> 1:00:12.720 cake sitting. 1:00:12.520 --> 1:00:16.840 Point is always alone. It's smashing, it's it's the mess, 1:00:16.960 --> 1:00:17.760 it's flattering. 1:00:18.000 --> 1:00:19.400 Yeah, oh that makes sense. 1:00:20.080 --> 1:00:22.720 Okay, what about macrophilia porn? 1:00:23.440 --> 1:00:24.680 That's like large objects. 1:00:25.000 --> 1:00:29.320 Macro is small, micro's oh big, macro's big. 1:00:29.680 --> 1:00:32.680 Macro is a big one, micros small Yeah, microphiel that's 1:00:32.720 --> 1:00:33.000 what I have. 1:00:33.160 --> 1:00:36.919 So macro so so macrophilia to me is like maybe 1:00:37.080 --> 1:00:39.800 a really big click or a really big dick, or 1:00:39.880 --> 1:00:44.640 really big balls, just all big things. You. 1:00:45.080 --> 1:00:47.160 I think it has to do with like objects, like 1:00:47.560 --> 1:00:49.640 like like just big objects. Yeah, I think it's like 1:00:49.720 --> 1:00:52.520 large objects. I could see the body part thing, though 1:00:52.520 --> 1:00:54.680 I don't know big body parts. This one's wild. 1:00:54.800 --> 1:01:00.240 So it's about giant women fucking smaller men. Oh and 1:01:00.480 --> 1:01:03.000 the bulk of it is animated or comic because giants 1:01:03.040 --> 1:01:06.600 don't exist. But here's an example. This is a woman 1:01:07.480 --> 1:01:10.440 with a little man figuring you see it, and she 1:01:10.760 --> 1:01:12.640 stuffs it into her vagina. 1:01:13.160 --> 1:01:14.040 He's a man. 1:01:15.520 --> 1:01:18.560 It's like a figurine, like a legoing. 1:01:18.840 --> 1:01:20.480 I feel like you could do that. Look, I had 1:01:20.480 --> 1:01:23.640 to turn my head away that that was that what 1:01:23.720 --> 1:01:27.200 I'm saying, literally like a little to put it? You 1:01:27.240 --> 1:01:29.680 see the Actually, don't you wish your god in college 1:01:29.840 --> 1:01:32.360 was a tiny little guy. No, don't think that would 1:01:32.360 --> 1:01:35.160 be a little helpful just doing there. Well, yeah, he 1:01:35.240 --> 1:01:37.200 just goes in with a headlamp like a minor. Mind you. 1:01:37.400 --> 1:01:38.680 I never even wanted to talk. 1:01:38.560 --> 1:01:41.040 Him out twenty as I was humping my bed post 1:01:41.160 --> 1:01:43.040 my teddy bears. Never wanted to fit a g I 1:01:43.160 --> 1:01:43.800 Joe in my puss. 1:01:44.000 --> 1:01:46.200 That's what it looks like. It's given g I Joe 1:01:46.240 --> 1:01:46.680 in your puss. 1:01:46.920 --> 1:01:48.360 But if you could go in there and excavate and 1:01:48.440 --> 1:01:51.160 just make sure everything's good, come on, let's see what 1:01:51.200 --> 1:01:51.840 they look like. 1:01:52.000 --> 1:01:56.400 So this is the one that's like, no, wake up slave. 1:01:57.440 --> 1:01:59.440 Wait? What is that one? Is that is that it's like? 1:02:00.000 --> 1:02:01.919 Is that the macro one are sucking a little dick? 1:02:03.560 --> 1:02:06.640 Was not the noise. Not the noise. The noise. 1:02:07.160 --> 1:02:09.120 I'm not gonna lie. Sucking a little dick does not 1:02:09.200 --> 1:02:09.960 make that much noise. 1:02:10.320 --> 1:02:14.160 I was gonna say, it really doesn't. Eating macaroni it was. 1:02:17.040 --> 1:02:17.360 Okay. 1:02:19.240 --> 1:02:22.400 Something I got really horned the other day. Twitter be 1:02:22.480 --> 1:02:26.640 fucking me up. I came across an anime that I 1:02:26.720 --> 1:02:29.280 don't know how it may be so wet. It was 1:02:29.640 --> 1:02:33.520 a guy fucking demons, but all the demons were were 1:02:33.880 --> 1:02:37.920 trans demons, and but they were like big tits. I 1:02:38.040 --> 1:02:41.080 swear to god, I wish I could find it the 1:02:42.600 --> 1:02:47.000 bro anime trans demons, and he came inside their. 1:02:47.000 --> 1:02:50.840 Holes and they pushed it out and it was so good. 1:02:51.600 --> 1:02:55.280 Have you guys heard of corn? 1:02:55.960 --> 1:02:57.520 I've heard that word. I don't know what that is, though, 1:02:57.680 --> 1:03:01.240 I think it's like it's like Japanese anyway, I like Japanese. 1:03:01.280 --> 1:03:06.240 Hen tie you? What is it called putinaria? Bitch? I 1:03:06.280 --> 1:03:07.520 don't even know English, and you have. 1:03:09.640 --> 1:03:13.120 The word hermaphrodite is apparently is one we can't use now. 1:03:13.360 --> 1:03:17.280 It's uh and it's not the most common thing, but 1:03:17.400 --> 1:03:20.320 Fewtinario porn is where you get to watch hermaphrodite. 1:03:20.400 --> 1:03:26.080 So oh okay, I kind of like trans people. Yeah, wait, 1:03:26.160 --> 1:03:27.800 hold on, let me see that on it. That's a while. 1:03:28.520 --> 1:03:31.680 It's a woman's stroking another woman's dick and they both 1:03:31.720 --> 1:03:32.560 have really big dicks. 1:03:33.280 --> 1:03:36.760 Oh that's this, But isn't it her being hermaphroditically. 1:03:36.080 --> 1:03:39.000 You have both you're born with bo that's what I 1:03:39.080 --> 1:03:42.680 thought it was vagina And there's I want to show 1:03:42.720 --> 1:03:43.920 you felching, Mandy. 1:03:43.960 --> 1:03:45.560 Do you know what it is? You don't Tholching is? 1:03:46.160 --> 1:03:46.360 Yeah? 1:03:46.360 --> 1:03:49.360 I know what is it? That's that you you spit 1:03:50.000 --> 1:03:52.560 semen into the guy's mouth after it's in your mouth. 1:03:52.800 --> 1:03:56.800 No, that's snow falling. I'm about show you. 1:03:57.760 --> 1:03:59.240 So here's a trans girl. 1:04:01.000 --> 1:04:11.240 Fucking a guy. Oh, this is terrible. Belching is eating 1:04:11.280 --> 1:04:12.320 to come out of someone's butt. 1:04:13.600 --> 1:04:15.480 But yeah, so you could do it with your. 1:04:15.360 --> 1:04:19.120 Wife basically, No, it's that's that's what it is. I'm 1:04:19.120 --> 1:04:21.920 actually really mad too. Hold on because I'm trying to 1:04:21.960 --> 1:04:23.160 find this with the other. 1:04:23.560 --> 1:04:24.280 This is the belching. 1:04:27.400 --> 1:04:30.640 See now there's too much too. What are you talking about? 1:04:30.920 --> 1:04:32.040 Is he about the fart in her face? 1:04:32.160 --> 1:04:34.360 No? So, how is this too far? 1:04:35.000 --> 1:04:36.440 But did he? Because I'm not pouching? 1:04:36.600 --> 1:04:39.600 Is when they you come in someone's ass and you 1:04:39.720 --> 1:04:40.160 eat it out. 1:04:41.400 --> 1:04:43.680 Yeah, No, I'm not doing that. It's like lemming. What 1:04:43.760 --> 1:04:44.680 are you talking about? 1:04:45.680 --> 1:04:48.760 No, I can lick a bootthole, but I'm not gonna 1:04:48.800 --> 1:04:50.560 lick a bootlethle with nut coming out. 1:04:50.600 --> 1:04:53.240 You don't want anything coming Yeah, that's a one way thing. 1:04:54.240 --> 1:04:56.520 I don't because now it's definitely gonna come out with 1:04:56.680 --> 1:04:57.320 something in it. 1:04:57.720 --> 1:05:00.920 If you are eating, if you're if you're eating come 1:05:00.960 --> 1:05:03.000 out of a booty hole, you are for sure eating 1:05:03.040 --> 1:05:04.000 shit you were. 1:05:04.480 --> 1:05:07.160 There's some type of ship mixed and that bitch to 1:05:07.240 --> 1:05:08.800 where you was eating. 1:05:08.960 --> 1:05:11.720 Ship. If you eat enough out of a boodle, some 1:05:11.960 --> 1:05:15.200 kind of ship makes coco puff milk. That's what happened, 1:05:15.200 --> 1:05:17.920 You know what I mean. It's giving coco puff milk. 1:05:19.400 --> 1:05:25.600 Now there's also chocolate milk. It's disgusting on popcorn, on pitcorn, okay, 1:05:25.640 --> 1:05:27.880 where you get to fuck the pit. And now I'm 1:05:27.920 --> 1:05:31.080 just reading the weird genres. This one I've never fucking 1:05:31.200 --> 1:05:35.120 heard of, but you might like it. Her suit tee porn? 1:05:35.400 --> 1:05:36.160 Do you know what that is? 1:05:36.560 --> 1:05:37.680 Do not know her suit tea? 1:05:39.280 --> 1:05:39.960 Don't fucking know it? 1:05:40.080 --> 1:05:41.960 It's h I R s U t E. 1:05:42.720 --> 1:05:46.000 This porn is where you're going to be watching hairy 1:05:46.040 --> 1:05:48.120 people have sex with one another. The reason I said 1:05:48.160 --> 1:05:50.000 you might like it is because the woman they're showing 1:05:50.120 --> 1:05:52.880 is actually attractive. She just has a really big bush. 1:05:54.480 --> 1:05:56.400 Could you go for bush? Yeah? I got nothing wrong 1:05:56.400 --> 1:05:57.240 with it. I don't know. 1:05:57.320 --> 1:05:59.440 I mean you live in I was about to say, 1:05:59.440 --> 1:06:01.160 you live in Brooke. I'm gonna make some box with 1:06:01.240 --> 1:06:01.800 some bushes. 1:06:02.840 --> 1:06:06.720 It's so funny boxes. I only I like a natural woman. 1:06:07.240 --> 1:06:08.640 And then, like you, they'll meet a girl that has 1:06:08.680 --> 1:06:09.920 like arm hair and they're like, all right, not that 1:06:10.320 --> 1:06:10.960 that's discussed. 1:06:11.160 --> 1:06:12.720 Actually that's a good point. 1:06:12.840 --> 1:06:15.840 I'm like, leg hair, bush hair, that's all natural. You 1:06:15.920 --> 1:06:17.479 gotta be like, that's fine. 1:06:17.880 --> 1:06:22.160 So this next one's kind of wild. It's called at pontamentophilia. 1:06:23.720 --> 1:06:25.600 I said it right, but it's basically where you watch 1:06:25.680 --> 1:06:26.840 amputees have sex. 1:06:28.560 --> 1:06:30.760 Here I found you, guys, Sorry, this is what baby 1:06:30.840 --> 1:06:33.200 cake come and oh my god, it's so good. 1:06:36.280 --> 1:06:40.040 You came to take a kiss away. I came so hard. 1:06:40.840 --> 1:06:48.920 Look and so this one's a woman. But he trans 1:06:48.960 --> 1:06:49.479 ONMS too. 1:06:50.720 --> 1:06:55.840 And then he yes, it looks it's like a cartoon. 1:06:55.920 --> 1:07:02.000 Look, look ship out demon. I came so hard, I said, 1:07:02.040 --> 1:07:03.800 what the fuck is wrong with me? Even the voice, 1:07:03.960 --> 1:07:05.880 the voices, Oh my god, I loved it. 1:07:07.360 --> 1:07:08.439 Ain't a big old dick. 1:07:08.800 --> 1:07:10.560 Look at that things put it in the ass and 1:07:10.640 --> 1:07:14.320 all fluke. And then he goes on a rampant thing 1:07:14.400 --> 1:07:15.680 of fucking all these demons. 1:07:15.840 --> 1:07:16.920 And have you ever enjoyed? 1:07:17.920 --> 1:07:17.960 No? 1:07:18.160 --> 1:07:20.160 Never, So when this came on, I said, oh bitch, 1:07:20.200 --> 1:07:20.920 what the fuck is going on? 1:07:21.160 --> 1:07:23.720 Who am I? I don't know. Your whole identity was shaking, 1:07:23.800 --> 1:07:29.720 but literally real well, this shit got me with Have 1:07:29.800 --> 1:07:31.240 you tried it again? Have you have you run it 1:07:31.320 --> 1:07:33.480 back with a different one. I'm actually about to save 1:07:33.480 --> 1:07:34.040 it in my notes. 1:07:38.960 --> 1:07:41.480 If you are on our patreon patreon dot com backslash 1:07:41.720 --> 1:07:44.439 Horrible Decisions, I will post it there for you to see. 1:07:44.920 --> 1:07:46.040 Uh, it's freak show. 1:07:46.120 --> 1:07:49.240 For freak show for freaks, and it's a part of 1:07:49.320 --> 1:07:50.720 anime porns the only other. 1:07:50.640 --> 1:07:53.880 One I wanted to share Toothless Granny, where they put 1:07:53.880 --> 1:07:54.800 the dentures. 1:07:54.400 --> 1:07:56.920 At the balls. That is that a part. It has 1:07:57.000 --> 1:07:58.840 to be like that to be considered in that genre. 1:07:59.240 --> 1:07:59.920 That's disgusting. 1:08:00.120 --> 1:08:02.560 Basically, you suck the dick and you push the denture 1:08:02.640 --> 1:08:06.280 down so you feel the teeth like stroking, like a sleep. 1:08:06.080 --> 1:08:09.760 Not fry. That is discussed, I said mature. Well well, 1:08:09.800 --> 1:08:11.920 well that's too mature. That's too mature. 1:08:12.920 --> 1:08:15.360 All right, now here's our homemail. You're gonna help us. 1:08:15.800 --> 1:08:17.800 We still do a whole mail dang from a guy 1:08:18.000 --> 1:08:19.679 not you, giving the white man all this time. 1:08:21.200 --> 1:08:23.000 We as way over. But go ahead, Oh my bad, 1:08:23.000 --> 1:08:27.520 I don't go ahead from the special treatment here, privileged. 1:08:27.680 --> 1:08:30.360 I was just watching porn and enjoying it. Okay, toothless 1:08:31.120 --> 1:08:32.200 amputee demon. 1:08:33.240 --> 1:08:35.080 Hello, ladies, have a lot to unload, and I don't 1:08:35.120 --> 1:08:36.840 know quite where to begin, so I guess I'll dive 1:08:36.960 --> 1:08:39.200 right in. I have someone who I've been in and on, 1:08:40.400 --> 1:08:42.560 who I've been in and on and off with. You 1:08:42.840 --> 1:08:46.200 did TYPEO intimate friendship with for twenty some odd years. 1:08:46.640 --> 1:08:49.839 It started even I lived in Minnesota. 1:08:50.120 --> 1:08:53.960 Nigga, you got to you gotta Redson, make it make sense. 1:08:54.280 --> 1:08:56.640 Okay, I lived in Minnesota, and it's even picked up 1:08:56.640 --> 1:08:59.720 again a couple of years ago when she abruptly moved 1:08:59.760 --> 1:09:02.840 her family to Texas. While I won't say the sex 1:09:02.960 --> 1:09:04.479 is hot and heavy, there's been a certain level of 1:09:04.560 --> 1:09:07.559 chemistry and comfort between us both. She was the first 1:09:07.640 --> 1:09:09.559 of only three women that have made me come from head, 1:09:09.640 --> 1:09:12.080 which has happened only three times in my life, and 1:09:12.200 --> 1:09:14.679 recently the only woman who I've let explore me anally 1:09:14.840 --> 1:09:17.800 during oral and for me to feel comfortable enough to 1:09:17.840 --> 1:09:19.800 freely let someone explore my body like that is a 1:09:19.880 --> 1:09:22.320 really big point in my life and it makes her 1:09:22.360 --> 1:09:24.280 super wet and turns her on. But here's the problem. 1:09:25.520 --> 1:09:28.200 Our chemistry has only been in the bedroom. Even though 1:09:28.240 --> 1:09:30.360 she's one of my closest friends and a dear confidant, 1:09:30.720 --> 1:09:32.680 we have never been on the same page as far 1:09:32.720 --> 1:09:35.679 as exploring something deeper. Either I was in a situation 1:09:35.760 --> 1:09:38.280 with another girl, or she was too far away. She 1:09:38.439 --> 1:09:40.880 was married for years and now I've been married for years. 1:09:40.920 --> 1:09:43.040 So fate has left writing on the wall that I 1:09:43.040 --> 1:09:45.799 could see. But she refuses to accept it. The closest 1:09:45.800 --> 1:09:47.880 she's ever gotten shooting her shot when I was free, 1:09:48.320 --> 1:09:49.880 was trying to get me to change my mind about 1:09:49.920 --> 1:09:52.599 moving back to Texas by offering to let me move 1:09:52.680 --> 1:09:55.080 in with her and still being able to date. I 1:09:55.120 --> 1:09:57.840 would never be that person that would be disrespectful after 1:09:57.920 --> 1:10:00.280 having an abusive husband who died, She said, I only 1:10:00.280 --> 1:10:03.000 decided to move to Texas. Not only that, but she 1:10:03.120 --> 1:10:05.080 moved to an area that's not too far away from me. 1:10:05.680 --> 1:10:08.640 And trust me, that coincidence has not passed me. I 1:10:08.880 --> 1:10:13.200 really want Oh wait, they did start exploring their kinks again. 1:10:13.880 --> 1:10:16.639 She went radio silent, and then when she started speaking 1:10:16.680 --> 1:10:19.639 to me again, she went on a rant about how 1:10:20.200 --> 1:10:22.559 her never being good enough for me while others were 1:10:22.680 --> 1:10:23.599 didn't work out with them. 1:10:24.080 --> 1:10:24.800 Blah blah blah. 1:10:24.800 --> 1:10:27.040 I have issues, and those issues have caused my relationships 1:10:27.080 --> 1:10:30.400 to fail. Nigga, get a therapist, especially not in a 1:10:30.439 --> 1:10:32.680 situation where I knew I could be held accountable. I 1:10:32.720 --> 1:10:35.680 have temporarily cut off communication because I don't want to 1:10:35.720 --> 1:10:38.080 continue to hurt her by continuing the way things were going, 1:10:39.080 --> 1:10:41.439 because she's just going to want to go back to 1:10:41.560 --> 1:10:44.599 having a sexual relationship just to have me in her life, 1:10:44.760 --> 1:10:48.679 and he's married not anymore. To be honest, I don't 1:10:48.680 --> 1:10:49.920 know what to do because I don't want to lose 1:10:49.960 --> 1:10:51.479 one of my only true friends, but I don't want 1:10:51.479 --> 1:10:54.639 to keep hurting her. Any advice would be great. You've 1:10:54.640 --> 1:10:56.280 probably never been on a date with this person, so 1:10:56.280 --> 1:10:57.479 why don't you just try dating them? 1:10:58.840 --> 1:11:00.599 I mean, this is his friend, he said. 1:11:00.640 --> 1:11:04.560 They've been friends. I'm sure they've hung out before. 1:11:04.479 --> 1:11:07.679 But dating is different than a Like, I have friends 1:11:08.040 --> 1:11:11.479 that are truly platonic that I've spent time with, right, 1:11:11.600 --> 1:11:14.120 I don't know what it's like to date them. Ah, 1:11:14.920 --> 1:11:16.960 Like I was friends with Alex for what six years? 1:11:17.000 --> 1:11:19.439 I've never been on a date with Alex. We're so 1:11:19.680 --> 1:11:22.240 browing with each other. I don't know what he's like 1:11:22.320 --> 1:11:25.800 in a romantic capacity, right, So, like, imagine that they've 1:11:25.840 --> 1:11:28.320 been friends twenty years, Like they're just friends. 1:11:29.160 --> 1:11:30.120 So maybe if they. 1:11:30.120 --> 1:11:32.280 Actually treat they're not just friends because they've been fucking. 1:11:33.680 --> 1:11:36.280 Just friends, because there's fucking So there's some sort of 1:11:36.760 --> 1:11:38.280 the fact that he's Like I don't think it's a 1:11:38.320 --> 1:11:41.680 coincidence that she even lives in a close proximity to me. 1:11:41.960 --> 1:11:44.679 There probably is emotions on one of their baffs. 1:11:45.760 --> 1:11:48.160 But if you don't want to lose somebody just because 1:11:48.200 --> 1:11:51.120 you don't want something more, maybe that's a commitment issue. 1:11:52.160 --> 1:11:54.439 Yeah, right, Like I feel like if you have more 1:11:54.520 --> 1:11:57.519 friends in the mix, Like did he say he doesn't 1:11:57.520 --> 1:11:59.320 have many other friends? Like, he just doesn't want to 1:11:59.320 --> 1:12:01.439 lose this one friend for the section, That's what I'm saying. 1:12:01.520 --> 1:12:02.559 He doesn't want to lose her. 1:12:02.600 --> 1:12:05.320 And I'm like, well, because sex does complicate things, and 1:12:05.400 --> 1:12:07.240 if you get into a relationship with someone and it 1:12:07.280 --> 1:12:08.519 goes bad, you can lose your fund. 1:12:08.600 --> 1:12:10.240 So I don't think it's a commitment issue as much 1:12:10.240 --> 1:12:11.439 as there's a reason. 1:12:11.240 --> 1:12:15.600 Why a lot of people avoid getting into relationships with 1:12:15.840 --> 1:12:18.720 people that they really love because getting into a relationship 1:12:18.760 --> 1:12:22.800 with someone, inevitably you may lose that person because of 1:12:22.880 --> 1:12:25.400 how you're showing up in a relationship is different than 1:12:25.439 --> 1:12:26.400 how you show up in a friendship. 1:12:26.400 --> 1:12:28.240 I've had a lot of people, like with two or 1:12:28.320 --> 1:12:31.160 three male friends specifically, like really pushed me and I 1:12:31.200 --> 1:12:33.200 brought up Alex because he's one of them. Everybody's always 1:12:33.240 --> 1:12:35.320 thinking that I've slept with him or whatever, and I'm like, bro, 1:12:36.479 --> 1:12:40.360 for one, it's a no. But for two, we've been 1:12:40.520 --> 1:12:43.400 working together for a long time, and I always make 1:12:43.439 --> 1:12:45.479 the joke on horrible like you should meet someone at work, 1:12:45.520 --> 1:12:48.040 but like the way our work is is definitely different. 1:12:48.280 --> 1:12:50.120 It's way more hands on. It's just the two of us. 1:12:50.240 --> 1:12:53.120 Like, why do people think now because they see us 1:12:53.160 --> 1:12:55.320 in this light of owning a business together, that it's 1:12:55.400 --> 1:12:58.680 the time. It's almost like if you were going to 1:12:58.720 --> 1:13:00.320 say that, it could have been years ago. This is 1:13:00.360 --> 1:13:04.160 a really really tight working relationship now. And like there's 1:13:04.280 --> 1:13:07.000 no friend boundary. There's no friendship that. I mean, there's 1:13:07.040 --> 1:13:08.080 no romantic relationship. 1:13:08.080 --> 1:13:08.680 I would want to have. 1:13:08.960 --> 1:13:10.880 That to me, would be worth it. So I'd neither 1:13:10.920 --> 1:13:14.680 what you're saying. If y'all just kind of neighbors, I 1:13:14.760 --> 1:13:15.040 would do. 1:13:15.400 --> 1:13:17.320 And how is he hurting her? I don't understand. He's 1:13:17.320 --> 1:13:19.519 like I don't want to keep hurting her. Probably because 1:13:19.560 --> 1:13:20.080 he's the leader. 1:13:20.600 --> 1:13:23.360 He's probably stringing her along. If we have sex, she's 1:13:23.400 --> 1:13:25.439 probably gonna want more. I don't want to get her more. 1:13:25.880 --> 1:13:27.960 I mean there's an element there too. If you've been 1:13:28.040 --> 1:13:30.320 fucking for twenty something odd years, you've got to be 1:13:30.360 --> 1:13:32.519 a leader. But they took a break during the times 1:13:32.560 --> 1:13:35.120 they were both married, but he's probably still in his forties, right, 1:13:35.320 --> 1:13:37.680 So it's like, yeah, don't you want to end up 1:13:37.720 --> 1:13:39.719 with someone that you consider a friend anyway? 1:13:40.360 --> 1:13:42.919 Yeah, But I'm like, is the nature of the relationship 1:13:42.960 --> 1:13:45.080 one that could actually work? Like, I guess that's the ultimately, 1:13:45.120 --> 1:13:48.360 that's another thing, like just a genuine compatibility. If it's 1:13:48.400 --> 1:13:51.479 just sex, like that's not going to be a fruitful relationship. Yeah, 1:13:51.520 --> 1:13:56.960 that's an right, So like go on like three dates 1:13:57.080 --> 1:13:59.360 no sex. Yeah, So I'm. 1:13:59.240 --> 1:14:01.120 Curious to know if you broke Nigga because for her 1:14:01.200 --> 1:14:04.679 to be offering him to move in with her, given's given. 1:14:04.760 --> 1:14:05.400 She's a little bit. 1:14:05.360 --> 1:14:07.800 More better off than he is, right, Yeah, that even 1:14:08.600 --> 1:14:10.599 if you've gone, if you've gotten to the pint of sex, 1:14:10.720 --> 1:14:12.760 Like all of the platonic friends I'm speaking around, I've 1:14:12.800 --> 1:14:15.800 never kissed nothing, And I do think I'm past that 1:14:15.960 --> 1:14:18.360 point with all of them, because I think when you 1:14:18.520 --> 1:14:22.439 really attracted someone, you do it like medd. I have 1:14:22.560 --> 1:14:24.160 a friend of mine who ended up sleeping with but 1:14:24.280 --> 1:14:27.000 like even the first time we met, we kissed right 1:14:27.800 --> 1:14:29.920 then we were friends. Like to me, when it goes 1:14:30.000 --> 1:14:34.400 like that, like, no, there's no real hope for your friendship, Like, 1:14:34.439 --> 1:14:36.679 I don't know if you'll ever really be truly friends 1:14:36.720 --> 1:14:37.400 with someone you fuck. 1:14:37.840 --> 1:14:39.559 Mm do you think you can? You have a lot 1:14:39.640 --> 1:14:40.240 of people that. 1:14:40.280 --> 1:14:43.680 You've feel like, like Jesus now zero like me and 1:14:43.800 --> 1:14:46.720 him hang out a few months count have. 1:14:48.320 --> 1:14:50.639 We We've been hanging out the whole time. I've even 1:14:50.680 --> 1:14:52.080 been in the road. But I'm saying it doesn't We 1:14:52.640 --> 1:14:56.240 sucked last year one time. Since that, we have not kissed. 1:14:56.320 --> 1:14:57.840 We have not cuddled, we have not fucked. 1:14:57.880 --> 1:14:59.519 We have not sucked. We have not done anything. 1:14:59.840 --> 1:15:03.439 He he's met my mom, he's around my friends. I 1:15:03.520 --> 1:15:05.799 brought him to the sex club. There wasn't even anything 1:15:06.439 --> 1:15:09.720 at all sexual. He is just a friend, and there's 1:15:09.840 --> 1:15:13.800 no us even. I have zero desire to even go 1:15:13.960 --> 1:15:17.280 back to that idea because because we really actually enjoy 1:15:17.720 --> 1:15:18.200 hanging out. 1:15:18.320 --> 1:15:19.599 He's gone lunch, your mind flies. 1:15:20.400 --> 1:15:22.320 But I think that that's why even when we got 1:15:22.360 --> 1:15:24.920 back in our relationships, I wanted to move away because 1:15:24.920 --> 1:15:27.000 I'm like, ooh, no, you too fine, I'm gonna want more. 1:15:27.439 --> 1:15:30.560 But in us hanging out, I'm like, no, actually, you 1:15:30.640 --> 1:15:32.680 probably make a better friend. I don't even think it 1:15:32.800 --> 1:15:34.639 makes sense to ruin how dope. 1:15:34.479 --> 1:15:36.679 You are hanging out with Was there a conversation after 1:15:36.720 --> 1:15:38.759 the first time you guys were intimately like, hey, let's. 1:15:38.600 --> 1:15:42.120 Not do this. Well, we both got back with our partners, 1:15:42.439 --> 1:15:45.560 so I was in love, like when we even like, 1:15:45.640 --> 1:15:46.360 but you said. 1:15:46.200 --> 1:15:48.479 The sex was good, The sex was good, dick big. 1:15:48.960 --> 1:15:51.719 That's why. Like when I broke up with my partner, 1:15:52.000 --> 1:15:54.000 I was like, nigga, it's hard. Did you not like it? 1:15:54.080 --> 1:15:56.360 Why we not fucking again? I And this was during 1:15:56.400 --> 1:15:57.320 one of the many breakups. 1:15:57.560 --> 1:16:00.320 But now I'm just thinking about how simple it's so. 1:16:03.960 --> 1:16:07.400 But now I'm just like, no, I really enjoy like 1:16:07.479 --> 1:16:10.720 hanging out with him, and I also now look at it, 1:16:10.800 --> 1:16:12.840 I don't know if we would be compatible in a 1:16:12.920 --> 1:16:14.960 relationship now that I'm hung out with him so much 1:16:15.360 --> 1:16:17.599 and I see how our friendship is, I don't think 1:16:17.640 --> 1:16:19.000 we would be compatible in a relation. 1:16:19.160 --> 1:16:20.840 Day since you sound older, you take her on a 1:16:20.880 --> 1:16:24.519 few dates, better not going to end in sex, so 1:16:24.600 --> 1:16:26.640 that you can actually see if romantically you like. 1:16:26.800 --> 1:16:29.919 Romantically you like each other because there's a sexual chemistry 1:16:30.000 --> 1:16:32.479 with people, there's a friendship way that people hang out, 1:16:32.640 --> 1:16:35.960 but romantically you have other expectations of people. How they 1:16:36.040 --> 1:16:39.559 respond to your text messages what they're into. Finances, things 1:16:39.600 --> 1:16:41.920 are a little bit more complicated because maybe if I one. 1:16:41.840 --> 1:16:44.720 To not our chemistry there, she needs to see it 1:16:44.800 --> 1:16:47.800 too in order to keep the friendship, because sometimes we need. 1:16:47.760 --> 1:16:50.160 To know like what stuff looks like on the other 1:16:50.200 --> 1:16:52.120 side for us to let it go, like the what 1:16:52.240 --> 1:16:52.879 if could. 1:16:52.720 --> 1:16:55.439 Be killing her? So yeah, that's my advice. 1:16:55.720 --> 1:16:58.040 Anyway, if you have questions, send them into Horrible Decisions 1:16:58.040 --> 1:16:59.960 at gmail dot com. 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