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Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make.

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Speaker 2: Horrible decision.

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Speaker 1: Time for a white boys.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, welcome, oh my god, to horrible fucking decisions.

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Speaker 1: Did you get y'all?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: I'm Mandy.

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Speaker 3: Also, it's like he's white, but he showed up four

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Speaker 3: minutes late, so it's give us cepe time.

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Speaker 1: So you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was like not having a black guest

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Speaker 3: coming on time, but the white boy was late.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy rat appropriation. That's my bad. I'm sorry the appropriation.

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Speaker 3: But y'all welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. I'm

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Speaker 3: your girl, Mandy b aka Bitch aka Pull cor Punks

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Speaker 3: aka Peg aka peg and Marco and all the things.

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Speaker 1: What go ahead?

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Speaker 4: I'm Leavy and uh, let's see, Dick, should we do

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Speaker 4: a white guy run down on who we've had?

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Speaker 1: You always want to do this.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember because I feel like white women

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Speaker 4: now we've got a few, because we have to actually

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Speaker 4: hot take. I feel like friendship wise, I can't really

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Speaker 4: fuck with white girls, but white guys, I'm cool with

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Speaker 4: white women. Kind of feel a little like I want

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Speaker 4: to read you guys. A text from a woman on

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Speaker 4: a plane oh, let's go met a woman on a plane.

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Speaker 1: Actually you read it. Look how we start off. She

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Speaker 1: was like, you want to grab a drink? Sometimes?

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, sure, just because it can't last.

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Speaker 4: I was pissed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so this is just a white women you met.

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Speaker 2: On a plane.

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Speaker 4: We were sitting next to each other and she's like,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, we should grab a drink sometime. I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 4: but you know i'd be busy. I'm trying to grab

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Speaker 4: drinks of my friends.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you sent your name and then she goes,

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Speaker 1: what's up, bitch, it's Carara from Lax Red Eye. I

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Speaker 1: really enjoyed talking to you. If you're around and feel

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Speaker 1: like meeting for a drink and listening to rap music

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Speaker 1: and playing basketball. If not, no worries. Hope the week

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Speaker 1: is off to a great start. Why would say that

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Speaker 1: she's at her forties. She did not say this. She

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Speaker 1: did it? Wait wait did you?

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Speaker 2: She was like, oh, hey girl, let's grab a drink.

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Speaker 4: Read the next sext because I didn't reply to her

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Speaker 4: within six days.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, the next sext is crazy. Okay. So she

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Speaker 1: just basically was like, yo, let's get a drink and

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Speaker 1: then she goes, I'm so not a fan of fake people.

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Speaker 1: Your true colors came through loud and clear.

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Speaker 3: White woman shit, bro well does this because you didn't

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Speaker 3: respond to the stranger with her saying let's go get

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Speaker 3: some drinks.

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Speaker 4: I'm not saying I never would, but like I just

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Speaker 4: kind of was having a week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my true colors. Really you don't think I'm

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Speaker 1: about to go crazy.

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Speaker 4: I thought about it, but then I was like, you

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Speaker 4: know what, it's such a good thing I never met

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Speaker 4: up with her for drinks because if you're the type

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Speaker 4: of person to act like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you know. And and then I realized, like this.

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Speaker 4: Is why I don't really know, Like I really don't

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Speaker 4: know white women like that.

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Speaker 1: What was the subtext of you exchanging numbers with this woman?

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Speaker 4: We were right next to each other, like so you

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Speaker 4: know when you're like you have to share that tooth

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Speaker 4: that pod in the middle. Yeah, So it was like

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Speaker 4: Nina and We're talking and dogs and like we're just

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Speaker 4: getting along and that was it.

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Speaker 2: But it was only like while people were boarding.

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Speaker 4: It was a red eye, Right, you sleep the rest

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Speaker 4: of the time, right, She was like, oh, co you

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, No, Oh my god, And I actually

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Speaker 4: might have because she said she had a man she.

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Speaker 4: But then she's like, oh, well he's a lot older.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, what, like fortyes, She's like, no, like fifties,

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Speaker 4: and I was like.

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Speaker 3: Okay, listen, I don't think wepisode anywhere. You never even

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Speaker 3: introduced the goddamn white man. Guests they hear him.

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Speaker 1: His name is Mark.

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Speaker 4: So I feel like we've had every kind of We've

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Speaker 4: had Alex on. I was gonna say, we've had every

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Speaker 4: flagrant member on, but.

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Speaker 1: You, oh wow, we've had We've had Andrew.

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Speaker 2: We had Gas and oh gosh and Jazz.

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Speaker 4: Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, you're the only

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Speaker 4: flagrant member that has like a wife or girlfriend that like,

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Speaker 4: I don't follow her no.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm a flirt now. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: By the way, that I did want to ask, respectfully,

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Speaker 3: of course, to your wife, is this the type of

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Speaker 3: white man.

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Speaker 1: That you would date?

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Speaker 3: Because you told me we the you talk about types

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Speaker 4: You know what, white guys are like long hair, but

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Speaker 4: a lot of people do. Like people have like a

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Speaker 4: long hair thing. I think that's why I probably like dreads.

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Speaker 2: I like long hair.

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Speaker 1: You also look like you you look.

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Speaker 4: Clean, but you look like you wouldn't shower, you know.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's that kind of it's the clean dirt look.

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Speaker 1: Well do you like do you not like a guy

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Speaker 1: that's too clean? Have you ever heard this before? My

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Speaker 1: wife explained to me, She's like, I don't like a

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Speaker 1: guy that's too clean, who's too clean? Give me like

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Speaker 3: So metro so that I wouldn't consider clean, but like

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Speaker 3: metro sexual men, so like the ones that have very

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Speaker 3: clean eyebrows or shave their legs or.

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Speaker 1: Shave their legs.

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Speaker 4: Guys shake their legs.

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Speaker 3: Girl, That's why I don't be with the Puerto Ricans. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna talk about y'all. The Latino men may be

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Speaker 3: out here with smoother, smoother legs and arms than me

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Speaker 3: hunt And I'm just saying, yes, I like listen when

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Speaker 3: I talk about when you talk about all races, you're

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Speaker 3: not offensive.

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Speaker 1: Do you watch your letters? Talk about everyone. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just learned about that, learned about what. I'm not playing

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Speaker 1: with you?

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Speaker 4: No, okay wait wait wait, I'm laughing because I'm thinking

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Speaker 4: of myself. He's like me, remember where I'm at, and

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Speaker 4: let's keep the followers coming.

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Speaker 1: Yeah my legs, yeah yeah, okay, Now I recently learned

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Speaker 1: about washing my legs because growing up, you don't do that.

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Speaker 1: What you just go SuDS, shampoo, bratch, armpit, arm pick,

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Speaker 2: Is that true?

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Speaker 4: No, when you're a kid, I'm asking no, thank you

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Speaker 4: for the tracks because I didn't know it was just white.

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Speaker 3: So wait, you completely so you don't go even to

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Speaker 1: If I was playing barefoot, maybe I would. I would

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Speaker 1: watch my foot maybe once, depending, I would watch my

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Speaker 1: dirty foot? Are you a comedian? By the way, let

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Speaker 1: me go ahead.

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Speaker 3: You're all right, so we know I'm not gonna believe

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Speaker 3: anything you say.

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Speaker 2: But also you're a man, so I wasn't gonna believe

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Speaker 1: Exactly yes, oh damnit, man to break up. This is

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Speaker 1: this is right energy though, even especially the white ones.

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Speaker 4: So Mark is from the Camp Gagnon podcast and Flagrant

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Speaker 4: Too so you started a new podcast. What's a new

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Speaker 1: It's called camp. So basically it's just me talking most

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Speaker 1: interesting people in the world. Literally every day I sit

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Speaker 4: You know what's fucked up?

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Speaker 1: So the Joe Rogan model, Yeah, literally, like I saw,

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Speaker 1: like I listened to Joe talk about like his day

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Speaker 1: I talked to Elon Musk for three hours. I go

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Speaker 1: I do that on Wednesday Thursday, and they do flagrant

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Speaker 4: I saw Mark post a clip of a guy saying

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Speaker 4: and I immediately knew it was a DOM and I

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Speaker 1: My type of Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, I recently saw him and Andrew do a

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Speaker 4: I think when it comes to like YouTube and podcasters

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Speaker 4: But it was great, So y'all shul check out a

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Speaker 4: show when you can't.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 4: The reason I wanted to have Mark on is because

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Speaker 4: now and I've never gotten the energy from you that

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Speaker 4: horrible because Akash gave me virgin vibes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you seems like you ran through.

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Speaker 1: Them and then we're like, oh I found my love. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people have said that no one really believes it, but like,

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Speaker 1: why would I lie about being a loser cause you're

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Speaker 2: Because you're a man. Sometimes it might get you more pussy,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: But do girls want to bang like a virgin?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Like? Is that like a woman into that? Well?

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Speaker 4: Did you have an ugly pace?

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Speaker 1: I mean I was giraffe looking as a high schooler.

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Speaker 1: I was like, lanky gang, Okay you turned into this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was have you ever fucked the virgin.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 3: I don't think so I did, really yeah, and it

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Speaker 3: was awful. He tried to keep going, but I knew

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Speaker 3: he came, and he came so fucking fast.

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Speaker 2: I said, I'll never do this again.

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Speaker 3: Well no, like I think he tried to pretend he

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Speaker 3: kept going, and I'm just like, sir, the condom will

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Speaker 3: I feel you came, It's okay, but like get out

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Speaker 3: and likeyw like, because if you keep trying to fuck

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Speaker 2: These were his brother was a.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, hold on, yeah, I knew that you fucked brothers,

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Speaker 2: Mandy has a thing about knuckles that she brought them

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Speaker 3: So under the gooch, she can just take her knuckle

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Speaker 3: The G spot is inside. The prostate G spot is inside.

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Speaker 4: I came from dry humping recently and it fucking embarrassed

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Speaker 1: You're just a child.

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Speaker 1: Swizzering. Yeah, clothes on like dry hump. This is We're

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Speaker 4: I was so horny.

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm married, Okay, well which one I'm already doing?

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Speaker 1: No head? What kind of questions?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, but no, we do. We get intomate.

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Speaker 4: But I do feel like a lot of men prefer

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because being service is way better than having to give, right,

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Speaker 1: Like why like why would I do anything if I

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Speaker 1: Because like otherwise you're asking me to get sweaty and move.

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Speaker 1: But I think that the mutual like effort is what

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Speaker 2: Teamwork, oh my god, makes the dream work.

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Speaker 4: What what would be the spiciest thing that could happen

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Speaker 1: And would you want Mandy and I.

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Speaker 4: To help you get there?

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Speaker 1: That could happen that you would want? Okay, maybe there

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Speaker 1: maybe be roleplay.

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Speaker 2: What's something you haven't done yet?

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Speaker 1: Well, one thing I haven't done yet is like, so

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, We can't help you dead.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, you want cream pot tips.

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Speaker 1: That's what it's given. But it's like, I think that

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Speaker 1: You could have what like baby making in life or

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Speaker 1: like with her during sex. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I just recently slept with someone that told me

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Speaker 2: I swear to god, this is what the guy that

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Speaker 2: I'm going.

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Speaker 1: Wait, break it break think is what.

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Speaker 4: So basically I don't think it's a complete breeding kink.

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Speaker 4: we're not even preging, Like he brought it up. Then

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Speaker 4: I was like, don't bring up the pregnant ship and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, does he have kids? No, maybe he wants them,

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Speaker 2: that's all. I don't think it's a breeding.

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Speaker 1: No turned on at it. How old is he?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to say. I'm scared of bitches going

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Speaker 1: Who he is. But he was saying how old he's

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Speaker 4: Bitch just figured out who I was fucking by age description.

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Speaker 2: I said he'd be at the flea market room.

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Speaker 1: Figure it out.

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Speaker 2: It's awful. I followed his bad like literally.

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Speaker 3: Someone wrote on the YouTube, Oh, I know who green

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Speaker 3: eyes is, but I ain't gonna tell y'all.

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Speaker 4: Bruh.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, look, you just don't follow anybody with

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Speaker 3: a green eyed nigga. I don't want nobody to figure

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Speaker 3: nothing out.

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Speaker 1: I gave too much.

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Speaker 4: I said that this guy meditated with me, and some

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Speaker 4: bitch called and was like, I know it with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that one's easy to figure out though. It's just

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Speaker 1: a guy looks like me. I feel like you know

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Speaker 1: a man bun. You didn't look like you, but blood,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, Like that, that's a dead giveaway age.

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Speaker 4: So no, I was gonna say, like the breeding kink

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Speaker 4: this is really nasty talking about like steemen, like filling up,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, probably you should be talking about it.

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Speaker 3: I mean to me, having sex while trying to have

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Speaker 3: when an app tells.

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Speaker 1: You she's ovulating. Yeah, literally, it's.

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Speaker 4: Like literally not that much, but still have like a

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Speaker 4: that you're like primetime ovulating. But you know it can

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Speaker 1: It could live in there and can't live in there.

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Speaker 3: That's why you got Planning is a sci fi movie

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Speaker 1: You don't feel like you're too young for kids now

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Speaker 1: twenty six too young for kids? No, I'm I'm down.

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Speaker 1: I think it'd be fun. I'm ready to have a kid.

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Speaker 4: It could be fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a kid. It would be awesome, just

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Speaker 1: like a little buddy watching a dog. Yet I have

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Speaker 1: a cat. They're not the same. I have a cat, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I think a cat and a kid basically, no,

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Speaker 1: they're not.

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Speaker 2: You could leave a cat for a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: You work from home and the same thing exactly. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gree with you. Let's go honestly, podcasts.

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Speaker 4: People like, I feel like you don't work that much.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm saying like you don't work outside the

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Speaker 4: doing things like we have separate businesses. But podcasters, that's

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Speaker 4: a really and you can bring.

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Speaker 1: Your kid to work, That's what I'm saying. I'll tell

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Speaker 3: I am bringing nothing to make noise to hear. Niggas

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Speaker 3: shut up. They don't shut.

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Speaker 1: Up, you know. Told the rapper, Yeah, he takes his

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Speaker 1: The kids, I know, I know you're talking about the

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Speaker 1: kids are like I don't know three four, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: breeding fetish is just like what you should have. No,

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Speaker 1: I feel like like that. I think all humans should be. Like.

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Speaker 2: I don't ever say, oh, I want you to get

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Speaker 1: Like so you're a liar, that's no. Your biology is

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Speaker 4: Over I was like getting really hard and I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what was wrong. And you said, oh,

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Speaker 4: would you do that?

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Speaker 1: I want it fucking serious? No, out of here. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever had sex with the intention of having a kid. Never?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to kid me.

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Speaker 2: I will want kicker right all out, but want kid.

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Speaker 1: I never had I plan be queen if I have

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Speaker 2: And now I realize, like, moving forward, I want a

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be with a man who can.

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Speaker 3: Make kids, or I want them to be in a

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Speaker 3: I don't want no more than love mother fucus.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, so you'll be like a stepmom. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: they need to be a certain age. Oh okay, you wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't be in vaulved.

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Speaker 2: Like, damn, we gotta go. I've gotta see him on

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Speaker 2: the weekend.

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Speaker 4: The aquarium I like.

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Speaker 3: I like whales, so no aquarium with them. I like

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Speaker 1: We can agree, like an awesome month. But I can't

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I can't be like, hey, can I don't want to

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Speaker 1: Like what are we doing together? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I do like cartoons, but it's like big mouth.

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Speaker 1: we did and.

443
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,560
Speaker 3: Look how we all came out. Like I think people

444
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,640
Speaker 3: are being trying to be more intentional. Thought they raised

445
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,440
Speaker 3: their today.

446
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,600
Speaker 2: If I got pregnant tomorrow, I do want kids.

447
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,800
Speaker 4: I'm like, I would hate it because I'm not dating

448
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,760
Speaker 4: anybody seriously, so I'd be like, damn, I don't want

449
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,440
Speaker 4: to abort this. But like we don't know.

450
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,040
Speaker 1: I know said put a baby in me. But now

451
00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:16,920
Speaker 1: this one's a hard one.

452
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,760
Speaker 4: You ready if you had to swap wives for a

453
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,320
Speaker 4: week with one of your co hosts.

454
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:26,080
Speaker 1: Were you out of your mind?

455
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:28,760
Speaker 2: White Spot? You remember the show?

456
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,320
Speaker 1: I feel like Jack Lee would cook.

457
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,480
Speaker 2: No, you can't give him the answer. Let him answer?

458
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,439
Speaker 1: What is like? What are we talking about? Can we

459
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,840
Speaker 1: set the ground rules for this question?

460
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,240
Speaker 4: Because okay, you have to swap wives, you have to

461
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,240
Speaker 4: live with one of your co host wives for a week.

462
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,280
Speaker 4: Who would you swap with?

463
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,600
Speaker 1: It has to be a co host on the couch,

464
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,119
Speaker 1: that's the question. Why don't you think? Well, I don't know.

465
00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like a caveat where I'm like, Okay,

466
00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:55,560
Speaker 1: Miles might have a girlfriend or something. Maybe I'll swap

467
00:18:55,560 --> 00:19:03,000
Speaker 1: with him someone No one knows. There's no way, there's

468
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,879
Speaker 1: no way, like what what? What could be like a

469
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,720
Speaker 1: hypothetical answer that would not give me in trouble.

470
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,439
Speaker 4: We're saying, you don't them, you gotta live with them.

471
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,680
Speaker 1: Who would be a good roomy?

472
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,760
Speaker 2: I said Jessleen because of the food.

473
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's a good cook.

474
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,959
Speaker 4: I mean, but she's the only person that calls I

475
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,240
Speaker 4: was like.

476
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,080
Speaker 1: You know, Andrew wife's excellent cook.

477
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,600
Speaker 2: Also, oh, that's right, she do be cooking like a mother.

478
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,880
Speaker 1: So it's basically like, who do you want to cook

479
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,119
Speaker 1: for you? That's the question. We didn't limited these women

480
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:35,399
Speaker 1: how good they cooked. Yeah, wow, they're a really good fla.

481
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,040
Speaker 1: Remember now I have a misogynists.

482
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,960
Speaker 3: It's giving misogynists. You're bringing up all these women cook.

483
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:48,760
Speaker 4: Here's my type. So I would say, I mean, Al's

484
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,720
Speaker 4: girl I'm closest to.

485
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,360
Speaker 2: Body wise, it's her.

486
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,720
Speaker 4: I like, I like a butt, I like hips, but

487
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,639
Speaker 4: also she's like I don't know. Then I feel like

488
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,000
Speaker 4: Jessline just because I've always want to end up with

489
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,720
Speaker 4: a brown girl. But at the same time, I feel

490
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 4: like she'd be putting Akosh through it. So I don't know.

491
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,280
Speaker 2: She looked like she run that house, and she probably.

492
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,480
Speaker 1: Like run me.

493
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,240
Speaker 4: And I can't handle women that could like really run

494
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,120
Speaker 4: my shit because they will like I'll give you everything.

495
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,399
Speaker 1: That might be good. Though she's very organized. It might

496
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,320
Speaker 1: be good. Structure might be organized. Yeah, I feel like

497
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,359
Speaker 1: I would want to go out and she'd be like,

498
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:19,800
Speaker 1: are you out of.

499
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,400
Speaker 4: Your fucking mind?

500
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,159
Speaker 1: But that might be good for you, Like she seems

501
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,399
Speaker 1: like the only one she needs. Somebody telling us as

502
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 1: don't yeah, you might need that ass.

503
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,120
Speaker 2: Let's get into vanilla shit.

504
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 4: Our vanilla shit is our news segment where basically we

505
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,000
Speaker 4: find sex in the news. Now, I'm going to get

506
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 4: into the one from this week, but I want to

507
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,080
Speaker 4: tell you about the one from last week because it

508
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,159
Speaker 4: was a few weeks ago. Actually, Yeah, Mandy and I

509
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:49,440
Speaker 4: found one where it was basically a New York post

510
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,080
Speaker 4: that dug into some crazy reddits, and one of them was,

511
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 4: my wife has a terminal illness. She wants to have

512
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,439
Speaker 4: sex with her ex one last time. Now, in your case,

513
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,880
Speaker 4: I'm guessing you both took each other's virginities. But I'm

514
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 4: sure she had an ex boyfriend elementary somewhere, high school.

515
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 4: If your wife was dying in nine months, apparently the

516
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 4: woman was going to be bed ridden within four months,

517
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 4: would you let are you hitting it?

518
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 1: No?

519
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 2: You don't care about her happiness.

520
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Minde and I were talking about this. She

521
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 1: got she started to make me turn the other way.

522
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:25,719
Speaker 3: I said, no too, bro, let her be happy before

523
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,920
Speaker 3: she leaves this earth.

524
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 1: She's like, yo, I'm never going to keep it from.

525
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,440
Speaker 4: What if it was just another dick.

526
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, Na, but you gotta understand though I wouldn't. I

527
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't marry someone who's like on their deathbed thinking about

528
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,360
Speaker 1: other dick.

529
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 3: No, well, no, already married, been living life, lovely together.

530
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 3: She gets the news, the cream pie work, you got kids,

531
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 3: and literally she's like, I'm about to leave this earth,

532
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,200
Speaker 3: but before I do, I would really like to try

533
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 3: this man out.

534
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: And she's been solid our entire marriage. She's been so

535
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 1: solid because that's.

536
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 3: A little but no now knowing that y'all are y'all too,

537
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 3: y's first virginity, bro. Before I leave this earth, I

538
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 3: kind of want to see what other dig is out there.

539
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,479
Speaker 2: I want to know what it's like.

540
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 1: Here's my whole life. If my wife said that to me,

541
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: I'd be like, the drugs are too strong. We gotta

542
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 1: up the drugs or take them down or something. Because

543
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: whatever type of cocktailer a getting right now is making

544
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: your brain break. Okay, she wants a cocktail.

545
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 4: Wait, so you've in no world? Do you just think

546
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 4: she can't just have one crazy girl's night out? Your

547
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 4: wife seems so sweet and innocent. I can't picture it happening,

548
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 4: So I understand why you think the drugs are too strong.

549
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I married someone of those very sweet,

550
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 1: innocent She's gonna be a great moment to my babies.

551
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a great life together. We're gonna build

552
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,160
Speaker 1: this awesome. She can do all that and want another

553
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 1: before she leaves this. She can want anything she wants.

554
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's Jason Love Adamsent two. I'm just

555
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,159
Speaker 2: saying maybe it's somebody else.

556
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: In Williamsburg, Geo's acidic Wisburg. She finds an older Jewish

557
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: man and and just lays it down, curly hairs, just

558
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,879
Speaker 1: kinda keep it exactly exactly. It's in the genre. Now,

559
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 1: what about you?

560
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 4: You?

561
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm allowed to yeah, man, man in a nutshell.

562
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:15,680
Speaker 3: No.

563
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 4: I said no because I was like, if I'm wiping

564
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 4: your ass and ship and then suddenly you're like, I

565
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 4: want some new pussy. Oh you got to go.

566
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

567
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 1: I hope you're trying to bank someone that's that's wealthy.

568
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 1: But I'm not paying for any more medical bills. I'm

569
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: not paying for nothing. I'm let my partners have sex

570
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 1: with other women already. So you about to die and

571
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,400
Speaker 1: you want another one? Okay, that's what I'm saying. It's

572
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 1: not that the ex emo. I feel like emotional cheating.

573
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 3: You're gonna die in nine months, go ahead, go ahead,

574
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,360
Speaker 3: what with an ex an X they really love. I'm

575
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 3: already gonna have to grieve you being not on this

576
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 3: goddamn earth anymore.

577
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna trump me caring if you went

578
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: and fuck your head throw infidelity in there. Who cares

579
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: this point, I'm gonna be just sad.

580
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 4: Let me be in my help, like you help me

581
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 4: get over it, you.

582
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 1: Man.

583
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 4: I just found out a few weeks ago, Yeah, that

584
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,679
Speaker 4: her ex liide about beating cancer to get sympathy out here.

585
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: On top of the other women that he was cheating

586
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: on me with.

587
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 3: He was using all of his names, his first, middle,

588
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 3: and last, so like when I was meeting them, they

589
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 3: knew him by a whole different name.

590
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just he lied about beating cancer to you, no,

591
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: to other people to get this sympathy, to get their sympathy. Yeah.

592
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: Literally I got told that. I said, how he get

593
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 2: it and beat it in four months.

594
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 4: You know what makes it funnier the fact that he

595
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 4: told people.

596
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: But like you just get pretty easily.

597
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 3: But also he's attractive as fuck. You don't have to

598
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 3: make any of these lies up for sympathy or whatever.

599
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 3: But it's okay, I looked into it. He's a narcissist

600
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 3: and that's a part of.

601
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, also narcissists.

602
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 2: We know the narcissists, right, No, narcissists.

603
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: Are bad people.

604
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are really bad people. So none of them

605
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 3: are like normal, like they're really bad.

606
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: People, maybe like Derek Jackson. Okay, they're like yeah, because

607
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: there's people that exhibit narcissisic tendencies at times, Yeah, temporary

608
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: narciss but.

609
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 3: Ones that are like full like not create all of

610
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 3: these different things and always play victim and never see

611
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 3: anything wrong. You can't hold them accountable. They also don't

612
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 3: have the ability to realistically attached to somebody that.

613
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 4: That was one of the craziest things that you've told

614
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 4: me thus far. And what was crazier about it, Like

615
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 4: when talking about breakup, we've both gotten so emotional on

616
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 4: the show, right, and Mandy's literally tearing up, And then

617
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 4: when she brought up the cancer, I was like, I can't.

618
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: They just like he didn't wait, I hate down but

619
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: didn't say it to you though, Did he lie to you.

620
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 3: No, no.

621
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 4: He lied.

622
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, he lied to me about everybody. Not not cheating,

623
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: but like, did he lie to you about like any

624
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: fun stories, like anything about his life?

625
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 4: I thought, that's a good idea. Wait, will you ever

626
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 4: have like a life accomplishment that might not be true

627
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 4: now or something?

628
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 3: So I'm questioning his entire Oh yeah, I'm literally now

629
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 3: like questioning.

630
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: His entire and I'll see why he doesn't have social media.

631
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,959
Speaker 3: He don't got that he don't And I realized too

632
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 3: met very few friends, like he doesn't have many friends

633
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 3: at all. I met him through a mutual friend, but

634
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,239
Speaker 3: then their relationship wasn't what I thought it was when

635
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 3: I first met them. Both been to his house, right, yeah,

636
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 3: his like life, I completely questioned all of it.

637
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,479
Speaker 1: Wow, and that sucks for you now because like your

638
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 1: whole sense of reality shifted.

639
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why I'm fucked up now, like because

640
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, I really just loved a nigga for

641
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 3: three years. Thought he was my soulmate years three years,

642
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 3: no cancer in between, Ye, shut the fuck up. Thought

643
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 3: he was my soulmate and had an envision of a

644
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 3: forever with somebody that I thought could be the who

645
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 3: I knew he could be.

646
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 4: Watch the TV show and there's like moms or people

647
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 4: there and even spouses.

648
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: They're like, my husband could never do this. There's no

649
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: way he committed this crime. Oh yeah, no.

650
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm one of those parents that didn't

651
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 3: see that my child was a serial killer. And I'm

652
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 3: like cow and I missed almost sons, Like there's no

653
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 3: way these parents didn't see serial killer tendency.

654
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: Those squirrels died on natural causes in the yard. No, literally,

655
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: you weren't. Didn't see a murdering them with a Pelagon's

656
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: so sweet.

657
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,479
Speaker 4: Honestly, the kid, the kids that killed the animals. When

658
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 4: I watched Don't Fuck with Cats, I was like, yeah,

659
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 4: that shit wro.

660
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 3: I'd be scared when Nina I'd be going outside and

661
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 3: the little background dammers started he was doing that or

662
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 3: yeah it was dummer for it, like he started doing.

663
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: That small animals, Layton bed wedding, Layton bed wedding, so

664
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: like peeing the bed up until like a later age

665
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: like that's a serial killer fifteen Yeah, really why? I

666
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 1: think it's like insecure attachment, like nervous system just regulation

667
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: ship like that. I don't really know that's just what people. Well,

668
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: we was out here pissing in beds. Oh my god,

669
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: I dry.

670
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter you the bed. As an adult, you

671
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 3: might you might have serial killer tendencies. Bro.

672
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 4: He wanted me to do it.

673
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 3: He said, well, she really had to pee, and he said,

674
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 3: well you don't have to get so maybe he.

675
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: Was a serial killer. Why My girl watched some of

676
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: serial killer shows and she says something to that pissed

677
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: me off so much because she was like, I like

678
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: watching the shows where the husband snaps and kills the

679
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: whole family. And I was like what, She's like, oh,

680
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: the ones that I'll watch. She's like, sometimes I'll watch

681
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: them sometimes I want, but if I'm gonna watch, I

682
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: don't want to be a random guy that killed someone.

683
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like the husband snapped And I

684
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: was like why and she's like, because that would never

685
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: happen to me. And now I was like, are you

686
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: really g checking me right out? Like like she checked

687
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: my life?

688
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 2: You want to get pregnant, You're gonna get pregnant right,

689
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 2: definitely called.

690
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 3: You pussy, right, you pussy Yeah, as long as she

691
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 3: thinks you're just so kind, Yeah.

692
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: I get I'm gasling, you'll never snap. Yeah, gaslight he's

693
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: so fun. You gasolate yourself kind.

694
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 3: Of, Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I'm mad as fuck.

695
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: This why I don't trust myself some more? I gasled

696
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 3: myself to believe that this nigga wasn't the liar. He was.

697
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,239
Speaker 1: Oh, no, I'm not gonna lie.

698
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 2: Definitely gaslet myself, for sure.

699
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: I never heard that. Ever. I guess lit myself these

700
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: I kept.

701
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: I kept going back to him. We broke up thirteen

702
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 2: times tolet fair.

703
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: He was ready to gaslight you, and then you were like, no, baby,

704
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: it's fine, you gonna do this myself.

705
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 4: But she was crazy about the thirteen times. Didn't you

706
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 4: not break up in the first year.

707
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 3: No, this all happened in the last two years. The

708
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 3: whole first year was like a honeymoon phase and then

709
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 3: the world opened up.

710
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 2: And man, you guys have to let yourself out.

711
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 4: The biggest quote I've ever read was that depression is

712
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 4: like a prison, prison in your mind.

713
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 2: And you're the jailer with the keys. Good Dick is

714
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: the same, release yourself, please.

715
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 4: I know.

716
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: It was just the looks and Dick's was like had

717
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 2: me in a total.

718
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: And COVID was messing their brain too. The world wasn't real. No, literally,

719
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: I was living in a we was living in la

720
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: la land. The lu lulan is what it was.

721
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: I was delusional that this.

722
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: Is this was real.

723
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: And when the world started opening up, the insecurities started funneling.

724
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: He hated all the traveling we were doing. I was

725
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 3: booked and busy, and it just brought out the worst.

726
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you're me too. Me too, I'm glad

727
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: he'd be canceled to them.

728
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 2: Okay, but now let's hit this week.

729
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 4: I picked this one because you're married, and I actually

730
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 4: do have questions about how much that should cost. So

731
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 4: quickie weddings are a new trend with millennials.

732
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: Yep.

733
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,479
Speaker 4: Basically, these are half hour, no frill ceremonies that are

734
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 4: a step up from courthouse elopement and uh. They basically

735
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 4: are a large celebration but a small amount of celebratory fanfare.

736
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 4: So a micro wedding venue will give you a package

737
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 4: called a quickie nineteen hundred dollars, where the average wedding

738
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 4: is thirty six thousand. Loved up couples can wed in

739
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 4: front of twelve guests at an event space, confetti cannon.

740
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 4: A meal can be added on after, but the whole

741
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 4: affair is done in thirty minutes. For a bit more cash,

742
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,959
Speaker 4: you can do two hours and that's where you get

743
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,479
Speaker 4: the catering, the booze, and a bouquet. Now, I remember

744
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 4: Andrew's wedding. He got married in like twenty minutes, and

745
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 4: I was like, this is the best thing I ever seen.

746
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually really excited. One of my best friends

747
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: is getting married at the Little White Chapel in Vegas.

748
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 3: Oh that's so I'm gonna get to see her get

749
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 3: married there. She got her dress on Fashionova, one of

750
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 3: the fashion Nova lux dresses, and then after she's gonna

751
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: wear her veil and we're gonna party at a.

752
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 2: Day club at a beach clubs Vegas.

753
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 3: So we're gonna go from literally the Little White Chapel

754
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 3: to probably Drake When is it Sunday with it Lena?

755
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: Oh, that's dope. Yeah, So I'm really excited.

756
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 2: That's a fun ass wedding. Yeah, bachelor party, and literally the.

757
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 3: Night before she's going to see Beyonce in concerts, so

758
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: she was already gonna be out there and she's like,

759
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 3: I'm get get married.

760
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: We Saylor, Yeah, I want to Taylor.

761
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, but how much did your wedding paus what type

762
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 4: of thing, like, did it stress you out?

763
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: Did you feel like you want to break up? Tell

764
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 2: us on wedding Show.

765
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: So we got married in the base in the middle

766
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: of COVID. It was literally like twenty twenty. We were

767
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: supposed to get married in like March twenty twenty, and

768
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: then COVID has We're like, okay, we'll push it back,

769
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: and then like cases started kind of going down. My

770
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: whole family's in Florida shout out. So I was like,

771
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go. It wasn't there, Yeah, it had

772
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: happened there yet. So we're like, we're gonna go and

773
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: let's just do it there as case we're going down,

774
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: We're like, screw it, let's just do it. We got

775
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: like a good deal on the venues because like people

776
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: weren't getting married. And then you need to wear masks.

777
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 3: No, not in Florida, bitch, No, they did not have to.

778
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 3: Florida was like you ain't gotta wear a mask. Were

779
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 3: not really caring if you get vaccinated. It was completely

780
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 3: different than New York.

781
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I was on the phone with my friends.

782
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:56,719
Speaker 1: My mama too.

783
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, mom, you are an old ass woman. Get

784
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 3: show the motherfucker mask call.

785
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 2: She said, hun, I don't need it out here.

786
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 3: And we outside, you know, because it's like apparently COVID

787
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 3: was harder to get if you were outside, and shit

788
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 3: was like, no, it's even down here. Yeah, our cases

789
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 3: are low where Florida, Orlando fall seven Choppa City.

790
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: Did you grow up in ORLANDA? Yeah, no way, that's

791
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: what I didn't realize that this old town YouTube. Yeah,

792
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: so I grew up in like Lake Mary Longwood area.

793
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, my mom was out there after I

794
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 3: graduated high school, but I was on the west side.

795
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: Graduated E High.

796
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: Black Evans, Evans. You went to Evans. I wonder even

797
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: does it track shut out that? Yeah? So yeah. I

798
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: mean like our wedding was like very chill, like people

799
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: wanted to wear masks, war masks, but like I didn't care.

800
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: I was like, wear it if you want, don't wear

801
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: it if you don't want to. And then it was

802
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: just like probably like ten fifteen thou and I paid

803
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: for it for myself. How many people like A hundred?

804
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: Wow, that's pretty. That's pretty good for for I guess

805
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 2: you got to kill me COVID spreader event.

806
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

807
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people died, a lot of people

808
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: had to die for it.

809
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 4: But it was COVID and wedding.

810
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one got COVID. Like we like tracked people,

811
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: like took tests before and after, and like no one

812
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: got it.

813
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I was, but they're all Florida people.

814
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: They wean't getting tested. They were just like nah, it's

815
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 2: kind of crazy when you think about it. I went

816
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 2: to so like I went to two weddings where I

817
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 2: had to get tested and then people got it.

818
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: Oh wild, Yeah, no one got it. Like my grandma came.

819
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: It was her birthday, so like my wife was like, yeah,

820
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: let them sing Happy birthday. It's like my grandma like

821
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: at her own wedding, which is like my wife's awesome,

822
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: that's cute. Yeah, but like my grandma's like I don't

823
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 1: know exactly, she's like one hundred and fifty I think

824
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: years old, and and like she just she lived. She's

825
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: still pushing. Like COVID didn't even like did it went

826
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 1: skirted around here and that was wow. Yeah, I don't

827
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: know my philosophy on weddings is like I've heard that

828
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: the higher the more money you spend for weddings, the

829
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 1: more likely you are taket a divorce. You already a divorced,

830
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: Like there's like money to track it. Like you have

831
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: like a twenty million dollar wedding. It's like, yeah, the

832
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: likelihood of divorce higher than people to have, Like why

833
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: is that? You think?

834
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 3: It's Probably there's resentment because bitch, now we can't pay

835
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 3: our bills.

836
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: And I'm mad at.

837
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: Bucket you that you made me spend that much money

838
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: on a wedding.

839
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,399
Speaker 1: It's your fault.

840
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 2: You had poor life decisions and it's time to break up.

841
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 2: Do you think that the thing of the bride's father

842
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: paying is still like a thing?

843
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I mean, like I get why it

844
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: existed in antiquity, but I don't really think it matters now.

845
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 4: I watched my big fact Greek wedding this morning because

846
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 4: I couldn't sleep, and I was like, damn, Like he

847
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 4: paid for that and he brought in my house at

848
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 4: the end of the movie. Yeah, they were from Mekos.

849
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 4: I was like, that's where people party. Well it's rich people.

850
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: Yes, it's insane.

851
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 2: That's a rich thing Bitchmacha making daddy ain't.

852
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 4: But that's what I'm said, Like, mar Dad, I couldn't

853
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 4: afford that either, So I'm like, what am I just fucked?

854
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 3: He ain't even want to pay the extra two hundred

855
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,720
Speaker 3: dollars my mama wanted for child support.

856
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 2: He damn show anything from a realistic Is that ship today?

857
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, not really. I just don't even know her dad's.

858
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 2: So, you know, I don't think it's that's why they're

859
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 2: not paid the white.

860
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 4: White give a little Oh you're gonna have a really

861
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 4: good time that people gonna be like, damn what you're

862
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 4: doing in Vegas. No one's gonna think.

863
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: It's a wedding.

864
00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

865
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 1: I think people's weddings should be in like in proportion

866
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: of what they can afford, like how they can live.

867
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: Like I think people that go super crazy and they

868
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: don't have the money for it, I'm like, Okay, that

869
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: seems negligent. But also people that go like, oh no,

870
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: we don't want to do anything and they have the money,

871
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, have a party, Like celebrating your love

872
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: is really cool and so like to me, that just

873
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: seems like countercultural. They're like, oh, I don't want to

874
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: put on a big event, in a big show. It's like, no,

875
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: like have a bunch of pill you love, all celebrate

876
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: your life. Like I think standing in front of your

877
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: community with someone you love, being like, hey, I'm married

878
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: and committing myself to this person is like an important

879
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: social virtue. That's why I.

880
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 4: Don't really care about a crazy fancy wedding. Yeah, I

881
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 4: feel like I live my life like that already. I'm

882
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 4: always saying they had the best ship, doing the best,

883
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 4: Like I want to be here and there and there,

884
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 4: Like I could get married doing in a courthouse. Mhe

885
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 4: in the city, and they got married in the courthouse

886
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 4: and did the buffet.

887
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: I was like, and then you would do a party after.

888
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, pop by and caviar.

889
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 3: See I don't even well, I don't want marriage, but

890
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,919
Speaker 3: I'll take I'll take jewelry, so I'll take a still

891
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 3: a really big bat rank. And if we have to

892
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 3: like celebrate our love, we're let's two weeks and just

893
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 3: travel the world and pick different countries to go to.

894
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 2: And that's how you spend our money.

895
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 3: I don't think I want to sit here. I hate

896
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 3: birthday parties. That's a celebration of life. I don't like

897
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 3: having to pay to give people a good time.

898
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 2: You hate birthday parties? Yeah, one of our friends recently, you.

899
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 1: Don't know what I mean. Birthday dinners leave me alone.

900
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: Don't like it.

901
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 4: He told me that people never enjoy getting invited to

902
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 4: a birthday and I was like, I don't know if

903
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 4: that's true, because I like celebrating other people's birthdays.

904
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 2: You said, think about it.

905
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 4: You're out to dinner with someone and they're like, oh shit,

906
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 4: I gotta go to this birthday party.

907
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 2: He's like, they're never no, because you're meeting a whole

908
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: bunch of people you don't know. Then you gotta split

909
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 2: the bill because that's courtesy.

910
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 3: Now, like it'd be twelve people you don't know these niggas,

911
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 3: But somehow we gotta split this goddamn bill. And I

912
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 3: only order to appetize it in one drink. And it's crazy.

913
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 4: It's just crazy.

914
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 2: No, But that's what I'm saying. That's why the birthday dinner. Shit,

915
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 2: don't inbite me.

916
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: But y'all take you out. Birthday dinner is different.

917
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 2: Now you gotta pay for the birthday dinner.

918
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: We're at the age now days I'm saying I will

919
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 3: take you out for your birthday. No no, no, no,

920
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 3: he's sitting with I mean different people. Someone hosting birthday dinner.

921
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 3: The last three birthday dinners I've had, I've paid.

922
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 4: That's why either I invited five four or like lucky

923
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 4: enough I was able to do twelve. But like, nah,

924
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 4: this is it, Like no more bullshit, people won't come.

925
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 4: I think the older you get, you have to host.

926
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 4: Like if you have a party in your home for

927
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 4: your birthday, are you really begging for every single play?

928
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: Like play?

929
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 4: Maybe a bottle may mean you'll have someone bring a bottle,

930
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 4: but I think for dinners now, we need to have

931
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 4: a new thing. If you're over a certain age and

932
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 4: I don't know what that age is for you, but

933
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 4: you better be paying for shit.

934
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 2: Don't invite me otherwise what the fun?

935
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: That's why I don't and I don't want to know

936
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: about that. And if someone wants to volunteer and be

937
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: like no, no, I'll cover it, Like that's cool, but

938
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: I don't think you should expect it. But you don't

939
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: have to.

940
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 4: Okay for the horror durve, we need a sex step

941
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 4: from you. But I was gonna ask honeymoon or the

942
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 4: night of your wedding and honeymoon. Did you have sex

943
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 4: with Lle of your wedding? If so, was it good

944
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 4: or were you guys so tired that was awesome?

945
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 1: Really?

946
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 4: Was the honeymoon like the best sex?

947
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean we didn't really do that much of

948
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: a honeymoon. We did like two days at the beach,

949
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: like in Florida. We likening the wedding.

950
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 2: Do you have sex like crazy or are you just

951
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: so tired because.

952
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 4: Of the wedding.

953
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: It's not like like not crazy crazy.

954
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 2: Do you feel the pressure?

955
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: No, it's just like, hey, we're married, like because we

956
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: like we had sex before, so it wasn't like this

957
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: like virginity thing of like okay now we are allowed. Lie,

958
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: do people think you're a version? We just don't really

959
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: talk about. Yeah. I think people know that. They're like,

960
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: but yeah, we doesn't really talk Your family is really

961
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: really yeah. Yeah, yeah, both my parents are like super Catholic.

962
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: They had seven kids. But yeah, that's a lot of

963
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: they're about that life. Yeah, at least seven times of sex.

964
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: Not at least it is at least you want seven No,

965
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: I mean it depends if I can get a farm, Like,

966
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: if I can go upstate and like get like a

967
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: piece of land, I would. I would do like four

968
00:39:59,360 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: or five.

969
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 2: But we have a guest that would love to come

970
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 2: on there and learn the culture of animals. He's into

971
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 2: like mask and animal play where.

972
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: I want to be a part of it. Like he's like,

973
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: so I want to go to a ranch.

974
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 4: I'm so black, and he's like, yeah, the name is

975
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 4: for p h O R. Y'all check out that episode.

976
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 4: He was wearing a dog mask and said he has

977
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 4: a duck one coming in the mail.

978
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 3: A cow and he has a pig one and he's like, yeah,

979
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 3: I want to go to a ranch and you know,

980
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 3: get into the culture of animals.

981
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: He said that was.

982
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 4: Crazy, but he was dead ass serious and you really

983
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 4: can't even laugh because you're like it was.

984
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: Like I let us speak. Yeah, I mean if that guess,

985
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm going that's fire. But at the same time it

986
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: puts me, It puts me in a tricky predicament where

987
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: all was a sudden black dudess like, Hey, can I

988
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: live on your farm? And I'm like, no, sir, no,

989
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He said, visit not. I don't know,

990
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what he wants to day pass. But

991
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: you're to understand it's a historical president. I can't be

992
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: doing this. You can, you can hang out with me,

993
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: but we can't. You have to understand how optically it looks.

994
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: It's like milday. I'll join him as a biracial and

995
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: I will bridge the gap. What would you be if

996
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna come to the farm.

997
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 2: Oh well, first of all, bitch a cow.

998
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: I like cows, but I don't like milk. I like

999
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: all my milk, not real milk. Your cows drink milk?

1000
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 4: Now, why do you.

1001
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: Think the fucking don't do that?

1002
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 3: If I had to be an animal, even like in

1003
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 3: the bedroom sexually, both of you, both of you.

1004
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say this, so fish don't drink water?

1005
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 1: You done? That wasn't a joke. What what animal would

1006
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: I want to like?

1007
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 3: I mean, to me the easiest one, because of course

1008
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 3: I was gonna say a no, a cat. You can

1009
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,760
Speaker 3: they drinking milk stuff?

1010
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

1011
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, And I like, I don't want to

1012
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 3: drink no milk, but my boat drinks water. I'll feed

1013
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 3: my catwater.

1014
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: You might have to catch a rat or something.

1015
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 4: Doing that I wouldn't want to be like a chicken

1016
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 4: because I feel like somebody gonna fry you up too soon.

1017
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: Not fry you up.

1018
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 3: Actually, actually you got dal Stilis and some hot sauce

1019
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 3: made that nigga lick it off for you.

1020
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: That could be kind of cold. You could be a

1021
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 2: hot wing bitch.

1022
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: Like in a kink. You guys, you got to do

1023
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: your own version of Hot Ones where you have different

1024
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: celebrities lick hot sauce and you're a chicken.

1025
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 4: That would be crazy, honestly, if they if this is

1026
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 4: fucked up, and I'm not just saying it because but

1027
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 4: the black celebrities on Hot Ones be so goddamn ye know,

1028
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 4: I love it. Paul was the best white guest though.

1029
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: Yeah they got all the way through. I think he

1030
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: got all the way through, right, he had. But Paul

1031
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: Bread is also one of those to the lookout. He's

1032
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: one of the why why is because I'm trying to

1033
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: see where my stats are trying to get I'm not

1034
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: gonna lie at this point.

1035
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 2: If that's a good one, look at us. It's the

1036
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: meme at this point, it's just the meme.

1037
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 4: Also, except Rogain is in there. I think it's unproblematic white.

1038
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 4: And I think it's also white people that like don't try.

1039
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 4: Like we had a conversation about someone that uses a

1040
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 4: black scent HM at your show. I don't know if

1041
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 4: you remember, but basically, I think black people love a

1042
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 4: white person that's so comfortable in their whiteness.

1043
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 2: I don't love white people that much, even my home mom.

1044
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm saying like love, But it's true

1045
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 4: when we see like white people being praised online like

1046
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 4: Hayley from Paramore, like white people that just live in

1047
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 4: their white shit, it's like yes, because we don't get

1048
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 4: to feel like that. You always feel like someone's telling

1049
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 4: you about their music taste or.

1050
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 3: Appropriating, showing up late, you know, to be like let

1051
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: me be on CPE time because I'm going to horror

1052
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 3: position Jesus.

1053
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 4: But then when you find out like.

1054
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you love that you love Kodak Black.

1055
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 4: You never said that to me, Like why what, I

1056
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 4: He's a normal guy like everyone.

1057
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: No, I actually that makes sense, right, Like if you're

1058
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: if you're a white dude, you're like, oh, I like

1059
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: rappers that are like exhibiting a black culture. You don't

1060
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: want to like a black student it's like, oh, hi,

1061
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm Steve. Like, as soon as they meet you, you're

1062
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: not gonna get invited to the What do we have

1063
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: the barbecue carriers for everyone?

1064
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 4: A Maple July for barbecue? What white people Memorial Day

1065
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 4: July for barbecues. That's what white people do.

1066
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: Is a Yeah, I guess a fish fries kind of

1067
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: black to a fish fries? That son that southern.

1068
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 4: That's a good point.

1069
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 2: I think that's southern.

1070
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need we need a food gathering that's white.

1071
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 2: Food gathering is crazy.

1072
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: We need a food where you bring all.

1073
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the best thing your wife takes?

1074
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: Oh, she's she's actually an excellent cook, like your taste

1075
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: with the salt and pepper. Okay, back to hard Give.

1076
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 4: Us your sex tip.

1077
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the best sex tip is if you

1078
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: want to be the greatest at sex with your partner,

1079
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: make sure you're both virgins. You know what, shut the fu?

1080
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: That's like fu competition. Why is everyone trying to compete?

1081
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: It's like, why are you trying to like, oh, I'll

1082
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 1: be better this person. No, no, no, don't don't play basketball.

1083
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: Invent basketball, you know what I mean? Like, because then

1084
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: you are the greatest. You are the alpha, the omega,

1085
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: the one, the only you know what I mean. So

1086
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: that's me and my wife. I'm like, she's the best

1087
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: I ever had and she's busting out moves something where

1088
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: you learn this for me, that's awesome.

1089
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 4: Honestly, when you have more time on your hands, I

1090
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 4: feel like that's when you get to like, especially for

1091
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 4: like the person you've been with for a long time.

1092
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 4: When you got some time on your hands and you're

1093
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 4: just like going through videos they're watching different shit, You're like, oh,

1094
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 4: I'm going to like shock them and surprise them to

1095
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 4: someone else.

1096
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: It may not seem like a big deal, but when you.

1097
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 4: Have the same type of sex, I think you can

1098
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 4: surprise a partner that you've been with longer and have

1099
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 4: better sex with them more than you can someone new.

1100
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 4: Like spicing it up is something we talk about so much,

1101
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 4: but people don't really do ye Like, how crazy would

1102
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 4: it be if you walk in the door and with Handcuffomedly,

1103
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 4: she's like, what the fuck are You actually use them?

1104
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 4: And it's not just like oh my god, look when

1105
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 4: I got at the Mormble decisions, Like, for real, you

1106
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 4: use him. It's like it's one little thing and if

1107
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 4: her hands were behind her back and she was getting fucked,

1108
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 4: It's like crazy. You can talk about it for months

1109
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 4: from the time he walked in the house right off

1110
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 4: the bike four minutes late for dinner.

1111
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: But he did tell us about your first time.

1112
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: Uh first time, I'm trying to think it was like

1113
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: was it? Yeah? I mean it still is. Bro I've

1114
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: been going fast, Like who are these people that are

1115
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: having sex for four minutes? It's like, grow up, like

1116
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Shut up? Why are you get

1117
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: a job?

1118
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 2: It's so crazy?

1119
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: I like a go seven.

1120
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 2: I just had this conversation, uh last night actually with.

1121
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 3: A friend, the twenty two year old though, and he

1122
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 3: was like, I know, I went from opposite ends of

1123
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 3: the spectrum. X was fifty now I'm entertaining a twenty

1124
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 3: two year old. And we were talking about he was like,

1125
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 3: women have such high sex drugs. He's like, I was

1126
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 3: just talking about Homegirl the other night and he was like,

1127
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 3: how do women want to go so many rounds?

1128
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, just so you know that's me.

1129
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 1: I used to go like ten rounds. I like three minimum.

1130
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 3: He was like how and why and what we were

1131
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 3: talking about minutes, how how many times? Like why we

1132
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 3: needed that much? And even my friend and I were

1133
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 3: talking this morning and it was like, oh, it's because

1134
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 3: it takes a lot longer a for us to come,

1135
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 3: but when we do come, it kind of gives us

1136
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 3: energy as when y'all come.

1137
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: It like almost depletes you, guys. It's the opposite for us.

1138
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: I come one time. I'm like, that's why I like

1139
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: to get gist.

1140
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 4: That way, I don't have to go twice.

1141
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you come from head, I don't. You never

1142
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 3: have I have before, but I'm not ahead.

1143
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't need it interesting. I like penetration.

1144
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 2: You need to ride a face that that.

1145
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 4: Oh I've done that, you know what I'm saying, Like,

1146
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 4: let someone actually just lay there until you come, and

1147
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 4: then I think you'd actually work up to liking it.

1148
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: I've done that.

1149
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 3: But then I'm also like sexal psychological right, these thighs

1150
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 3: is ying, Okay, sitting on someone's face, I'm nervous that

1151
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 3: they're not going to be able to breath. But then

1152
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 3: also then I have to hold myself up, and now

1153
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 3: I'm tired.

1154
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: But now I'm tired. You know how we feel. Now,

1155
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: you know how we feel go through every day.

1156
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 3: I could kill him, but then also now I got

1157
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 3: a levitation, So now I feel like I'm squatting, and

1158
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: now my legs is shaken, and it's like it's a workout.

1159
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 3: I'm doing wall sits on your face this you don't

1160
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 3: lean forward. I guess I could hold onto the wall, yes,

1161
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 3: but then also now it's.

1162
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: More of my ass in your face, and I'm really like,

1163
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: my mind just isn't enjoy it. And if you kill

1164
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: a man, what's the problem with that.

1165
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 2: I'm going to jail. And now I have to tell

1166
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 2: everyone I'm in jail because I sat on a nigga.

1167
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: No, I'm not even a lie. I kill the guy.

1168
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 2: Man, this nigga lies so much to me. Man, I

1169
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: just think, kill that niga. I said, like, I couldn't even.

1170
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 3: Say that I was enjoying the moment and forgot to

1171
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 3: get up to let him breathe. I would have to

1172
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 3: make it sound so crazy.

1173
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: That's someone's k for sure. You can find some face

1174
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: killing you.

1175
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to go out here and killed niggas

1176
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 2: about sitting on the face.

1177
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: Hold oh wait, wait, wait, wait wait wit accidental sex death. See, yeah,

1178
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: it's a thing. Yeah, I could see that one being

1179
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: a thing. It's a thing.

1180
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 2: She sat on his face too long and he stopped.

1181
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: Breathing and she ain't no, but he died doing what

1182
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: he loved.

1183
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 4: What people, it's happened before, it has whoa Donna Lange,

1184
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 4: fifty one years old, smothered her lover to death in

1185
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 4: a mobile home. She was intoxicated, claims she didn't know

1186
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 4: he was dead and he was smothering him on that

1187
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 4: nigga to death with her breast. Wait not the motor

1188
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 4: boat kill.

1189
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy. I guess she didn't know like he

1190
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: was dying.

1191
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 2: How you do?

1192
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: How you do? She was fifty one, so hen just

1193
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: lay your tits, little somebody so they can't breathe no

1194
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: moat Wow, the face like get your tits?

1195
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 4: That means how do you do that?

1196
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: Maybe they were huge? She just that is impressed. That's crazy.

1197
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: Smith and Wesson. Let's go baby, Yes, hold on, wait,

1198
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:56,959
Speaker 1: this is sick.

1199
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, I want to get into porn.

1200
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,760
Speaker 4: Yes, because every time we have an episode of crazy

1201
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 4: fucking Porn, it's just like some of our favorites. So

1202
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 4: starting with, what's the first piece of porn you've ever

1203
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 4: watched or maybe you picked it up like a magazine

1204
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 4: or something.

1205
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: No, so I grew up out of magazine era, you

1206
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm twenty six, so like that

1207
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: that whole notion Catholic people.

1208
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:17,879
Speaker 2: Maybe they still got.

1209
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: One of the people find their dad's there's like an ankle.

1210
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: There's an ankle pick in a magazine somewhere. But no,

1211
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: it was like early on Sears catalog, right, like that's

1212
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: where a lot of people start, Like you see the

1213
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: cattle of like like bathing suits and you're like okay,

1214
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: they're like oh fire. And then as you get older, yeah,

1215
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: I mean, of course I knew this dude that had

1216
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: a choke Florida. You see people in bathing suits though, Oh,

1217
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: I mean yes. But then the one time where my

1218
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 1: brain got broken, I went to France with my family

1219
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 1: and topless beach and like as we're walking out to

1220
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: the beach, my mom turns me. She's like, hey, March,

1221
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 1: just so you know. I'm like eleven twelve, She's like, March,

1222
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: just so you know, people are gonna be dressed differently.

1223
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,439
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, like what what are French people

1224
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: gonna be wearing? Like the chicks that mustaches, like I

1225
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: don't you know what I'm saying, I don't care. And

1226
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: then going out there, my mind was blown, like and

1227
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: I like sexually, like I didn't even know I went

1228
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: through puberty that day. I think I think that kicked

1229
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: it into gear. And I was like I had to

1230
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: like go up to the hotel room just like just

1231
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: walk it off like I could. It's so funny.

1232
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 3: My mom brings that up all the time. You were

1233
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 3: like seven or eight and there what is it called

1234
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 3: Holland Hollandale, the one in Miami.

1235
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: And hall all over the is a new one.

1236
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 3: And she brought us there fairly young, and she was

1237
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 3: like yeah, but at that point maybe because we had

1238
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 3: seen her nudes so many times.

1239
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 2: Sham Europe like that's not uncoon. And here in Jersey

1240
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 2: there's a whole family side.

1241
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 3: So if you go to the nude beach here in

1242
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 3: uh and I've shared it so much now everyone goes,

1243
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 3: and I no longer go because goes Gunnison Beach.

1244
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: The one in Jersey.

1245
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 3: Its split into three different like subsets. So as soon

1246
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 3: as you get on the left side is families, so

1247
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 3: there's gonna be kids over there, and family is naked.

1248
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 3: Then the middle is normally couples and straights, and then

1249
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 3: all the way at the end is the It's literally

1250
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 3: split into just how people are comfortable and who they're.

1251
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: Around who just the people, the members that go. It's

1252
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: just how it's set up. You gotta be a membership,

1253
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: no no, no, but a lot of like people going

1254
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: to the beach don't feel comfortable being nude around kids.

1255
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 3: And then there's a lot of people who maybe don't

1256
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 3: want to be around gaze and a lot of the

1257
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 3: porn stars being out at the gate side because they

1258
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 3: don't want to deal with the stripes and the hounding

1259
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 3: from the straight men. So just the comfortability levels of

1260
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 3: being nude in public, it's just.

1261
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: Been broken up.

1262
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 4: Orlando has one, but not Orlando, but Central Florid. I

1263
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,919
Speaker 4: can't remember the name of it. That's a nude beach.

1264
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 1: There's there's a beach in central No, it's.

1265
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 4: Like Central flore Did they go to one, like we

1266
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 4: go to Daytona. We'll clear Water? Oh, I remember the

1267
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 4: one that people go to like I'll share it later then.

1268
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 4: But anyway, Okay, what was the thing you said about

1269
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 4: the babies? You said there was a joke oh yeah, no,

1270
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 4: just like seeing Oh my boy had a joke rare.

1271
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: He's like, bro. Back in the day, you go to

1272
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: the Sears catalog find like the girls in the bikini.

1273
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 1: But now you have the Internet, you just go straight

1274
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,919
Speaker 1: to Sears dot Com. You're gonna start looking at girls.

1275
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's true though, you kind of like regress.

1276
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like people like I knew people that would

1277
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: have like the porn magazine in the woods, Like you

1278
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: never heard of this, no, Like so like where I

1279
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: grew up in Orlando, like there'd be woods and so

1280
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: like there was like the older kid down the street

1281
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: that was like, oh yeah, I got my porn stashed

1282
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: in the woods, and there'd be a porn tree which

1283
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: it rains every day in a bag in a box

1284
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: underneath the tree. And then you go out to the

1285
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: woods and just fucking whack it off and then you

1286
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: pop back in the house. Yeah. White, I'm not gonna lie.

1287
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 1: That's why that's White people get in touch with nature.

1288
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: It's like you just come so many times with the

1289
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: oak tree and you're like, man, I'm so connected to

1290
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: this tree.

1291
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 4: I've definitely masturbated outside.

1292
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: And what he masturbated in Starbucks. I'm not surprised anybody.

1293
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 2: Wasn't in the Starbucks nowhere you've masturbated, will surprise the

1294
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 2: audience whatsoever.

1295
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 4: That it was recent when I went to Malta with

1296
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 4: my homie. I think we were like we were like,

1297
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaker 4: we got a hotel on the water. And it's funny

1298
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 4: because like I remember saying, like, damn, look at my room.

1299
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 4: He's like, Wow, a big balcony. You can sleep out there.

1300
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm a funk out here. And if

1301
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 4: I don't funk out here, I'm masturbating out here. So

1302
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 4: I did the last day.

1303
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 1: The balcony is not outside, like you're not on my level,

1304
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: Like you're not on the porn tree, like you're trying

1305
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: to be like in a porn tree.

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00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 2: So you want me to honestly airplane bathroom?

1307
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 4: The Starbucks parking lot was because I literally was fantasizing

1308
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 4: on the drive home in Mexico about fucking.

1309
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: I had to pull over her. I didn't order it yet.

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00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so before they're all inside though, I'm talking

1311
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: outside in nature in the woods, no one around you.

1312
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 4: You're camping, I mean jungle chuns, Yeah, that Puerto Rican

1313
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 4: jungle or whatever junk or something.

1314
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's the one in Puerto Rico. Okay, so

1315
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,439
Speaker 1: I did so, Okay that counts. That counts.

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00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,359
Speaker 3: Okay, you mean, but the rainforest is wild. I think

1317
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 3: it's a rainforest, is not a jungle.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about woods. There's differences. I don't know what

1319
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: they are, like the woods, terrain, they're all different. I

1320
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,720
Speaker 1: fucked by trees. Bitch.

1321
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 4: What type of porn do you watch? Now?

1322
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: So I'm actually kind of off of it. So like

1323
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: like through college and ship, like I would watch porn

1324
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: obviously casually, but then like in the past like six months,

1325
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: I kind of like try to like he has a

1326
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 1: wife now, it wasn't even too far. I just felt like, Okay,

1327
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: what am I doing this for? Like I don't know.

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00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: I felt like it kind of like was fucking my

1329
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Speaker 1: head up.

1330
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Speaker 4: Could you watch porn together?

1331
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 1: And now? Yeah, and he liked it.

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00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fun, but like the same type of point,

1333
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,919
Speaker 2: like y'all liked the same type.

1334
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: I mean, she she didn't really have a preference. I

1335
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: don't feel she like she never watched this, so she's

1336
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: like whatever you like. But then that shit is awkward too,

1337
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 1: because like I'll pull up like a website, and she's like,

1338
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: all right, we'll type in something in as the search,

1339
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,439
Speaker 1: and that's awkward. No one knows what goes in that box.

1340
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,760
Speaker 1: You can't know. I like that is a secret between

1341
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: me and God. What goes in that Wait? What your

1342
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,439
Speaker 1: search spart? It's like, it's not to be that crazy.

1343
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: It's just like the idea of telling my wife, like,

1344
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: for example, like I'm into the milk vibe, like I

1345
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: love milks, right, I'm like, I'm like, no, it's got

1346
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: that's too mainstream, like more regularly like the underground, you

1347
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like the underground, you know what

1348
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm more into like like the up and

1349
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: coming like underground, Like niche mills.

1350
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 4: How do they look? They look late thirties or late

1351
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 4: forties or fifties like nineteen.

1352
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I need to know what what? I need

1353
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 1: to know what Niche the mills just like just regular

1354
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: run of the mill milk. Okay, that's the deal.

1355
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 2: Run of the mill milk.

1356
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: Which is nice though, because my wife eventually will become

1357
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: a milk You're leaving a.

1358
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 2: Call center mil are you looking up single mother mills?

1359
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,799
Speaker 1: So I'm saying you guys, are in the future, y'all

1360
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,800
Speaker 1: are in the future. Okay, I'm still I'm still jerking

1361
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 1: off analog, you know what I mean. Like, I'm like,

1362
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm masturbaing. I'm just like, okay, mature woman. Ah, you guys,

1363
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: and you guys are looking at occupations like I don't

1364
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 1: care if she's employed. No, We're saying, do you have

1365
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 1: a scene?

1366
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 3: No?

1367
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 1: No, I no, I don't have like a scene specificity.

1368
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm like just older. That's that's the vibe.

1369
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 2: Minus bookcocky, which is so embarrassing.

1370
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:56,399
Speaker 1: Really, But you're I guess, but you you what, because

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00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's right.

1372
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 4: No, tell me where it would explain to you that

1373
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 4: I like, watch ten guys come on a woman.

1374
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 2: I want to know.

1375
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 1: Well, the difference is that it like if you are

1376
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: with women, also the idea of seeing a woman or

1377
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 1: like you can see sexual pleasure from like a like

1378
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: a masculine perspective. I feel like, you know what I mean,

1379
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: Like bukagi is a very much a masculine display of.

1380
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 4: Maybe and also like a little bit of humiliation. But

1381
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 4: someone told me that they think that I'm into it

1382
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 4: because I've been with women, and they're like, oh, so

1383
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 4: you need to see the coum when you're.

1384
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,919
Speaker 1: With a gun. Like, that's probably it, That's what I'm saying.

1385
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, because you already know I like I watch

1386
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 3: gay porn and transport. I love watching trans women and

1387
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 3: gay porn.

1388
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: No, that's it. Those don't like seeing pussy no at all? Actually, wow, way,

1389
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: so the transporm won't be with a woman.

1390
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 2: No, it's trans women with big old dicks fucking men.

1391
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: Oh you would love my friend Derek Posten, Like, I

1392
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: don't even like.

1393
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 3: I literally don't even like watching like trans women women.

1394
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch a plicity. I think I

1395
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 3: don't like transferring either. I don't like watching lesbian born

1396
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 3: it's more swinging. But I like seeing big old I

1397
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 3: just I think I really like seeing Dick.

1398
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,439
Speaker 4: Wait, why Derek isn't Derek straight and engaged to a woman.

1399
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: Yes, but when he came on our podcast on Flavorant,

1400
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 1: he talked about his his love for for transport and

1401
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: that is in the world and why, and he has

1402
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,439
Speaker 1: very very technical arguments and details as to why he loves.

1403
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: But it's beyond that. If you're on Tit and Dick,

1404
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 1: you're like, you're thinking and you know. Yeah, you've got

1405
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: to go deep, I mean to me.

1406
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 3: To me, it's more so a I love I mean

1407
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 3: peg the stallion. So to me, I don't like seeing

1408
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 3: plastic dicks. I know it's not real, and so I

1409
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 3: like seeing again another dick. But I love seeing like just.

1410
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,959
Speaker 1: A beautiful woman.

1411
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 3: Also, the stroke on trans women is way better than

1412
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 3: me watching women peg men.

1413
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 2: Women that be having the strips, they strokes be looking.

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00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: Trans that thing.

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00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they just be really stroking good and

1416
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 3: they and they not after like there's a finish with tagging.

1417
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: There's not a finish really. So yeah, so you know

1418
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: one of his reasons at all. I mean, he's got

1419
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: a couple of reasons. I'm telling you, guys just need

1420
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 1: to have them on Like, listen to the episode. It's insane.

1421
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: But he's just like just a big old dick, a

1422
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 1: woman of the big old beautiful woman dick. That's what

1423
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: he wants.

1424
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we gotta have one.

1425
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unbelievable. But me, I never got on that wave.

1426
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: I never, like, I don't know, I feel like my

1427
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: brain I think I got two sexually repressed growing up,

1428
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: and I get just stopped at like titties.

1429
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 4: Well, so I'm going to go through some porn categories

1430
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 4: and I want you guys to tell me if you

1431
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 4: know what it is, and then I'm going to show

1432
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 4: you some of them.

1433
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 1: Okay, oh Jesus, So this one.

1434
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 2: Is really random, but object porn and this.

1435
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: Is the photo I can guess. I can guess what

1436
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: that is.

1437
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like we don't need to guess

1438
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 4: that one. But basically it's different to various people. But

1439
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 4: it's just fitting the object in there. Right. Uh, here's

1440
00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 4: one cake sitting What do you think even though it's

1441
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 4: rabadi hot set the scene on, what do you think

1442
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 4: happens in cake sitting point?

1443
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: They sit on a cake? What they ask? And then

1444
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 1: I think someone eats it? I think it off? Yeah,

1445
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: I think I think consumption is a part of the

1446
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: cake sitting.

1447
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 4: Point is always alone. It's smashing, it's it's the mess,

1448
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 4: it's flattering.

1449
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that makes sense.

1450
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 4: Okay, what about macrophilia porn?

1451
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: That's like large objects.

1452
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 2: Macro is small, micro's oh big, macro's big.

1453
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: Macro is a big one, micros small Yeah, microphiel that's

1454
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: what I have.

1455
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,919
Speaker 3: So macro so so macrophilia to me is like maybe

1456
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 3: a really big click or a really big dick, or

1457
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 3: really big balls, just all big things. You.

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01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: I think it has to do with like objects, like

1459
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: like like just big objects. Yeah, I think it's like

1460
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: large objects. I could see the body part thing, though

1461
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't know big body parts. This one's wild.

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01:00:54,800 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 4: So it's about giant women fucking smaller men. Oh and

1463
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 4: the bulk of it is animated or comic because giants

1464
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 4: don't exist. But here's an example. This is a woman

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01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 4: with a little man figuring you see it, and she

1466
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 4: stuffs it into her vagina.

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01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: He's a man.

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01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 2: It's like a figurine, like a legoing.

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01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: I feel like you could do that. Look, I had

1470
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: to turn my head away that that was that what

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01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying, literally like a little to put it? You

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01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 1: see the Actually, don't you wish your god in college

1473
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: was a tiny little guy. No, don't think that would

1474
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: be a little helpful just doing there. Well, yeah, he

1475
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: just goes in with a headlamp like a minor. Mind you.

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01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: I never even wanted to talk.

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01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 3: Him out twenty as I was humping my bed post

1478
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 3: my teddy bears. Never wanted to fit a g I

1479
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 3: Joe in my puss.

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01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 2: That's what it looks like. It's given g I Joe

1481
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 2: in your puss.

1482
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: But if you could go in there and excavate and

1483
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: just make sure everything's good, come on, let's see what

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01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: they look like.

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01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 4: So this is the one that's like, no, wake up slave.

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01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,440
Speaker 1: Wait? What is that one? Is that is that it's like?

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01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,919
Speaker 1: Is that the macro one are sucking a little dick?

1488
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: Was not the noise. Not the noise. The noise.

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01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. Sucking a little dick does not

1490
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 2: make that much noise.

1491
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it really doesn't. Eating macaroni it was.

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01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 2: Okay.

1493
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 3: Something I got really horned the other day. Twitter be

1494
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 3: fucking me up. I came across an anime that I

1495
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 3: don't know how it may be so wet. It was

1496
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 3: a guy fucking demons, but all the demons were were

1497
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 3: trans demons, and but they were like big tits. I

1498
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 3: swear to god, I wish I could find it the

1499
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 3: bro anime trans demons, and he came inside their.

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01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 1: Holes and they pushed it out and it was so good.

1501
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 4: Have you guys heard of corn?

1502
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: I've heard that word. I don't know what that is, though,

1503
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's like Japanese anyway, I like Japanese.

1504
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 1: Hen tie you? What is it called putinaria? Bitch? I

1505
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: don't even know English, and you have.

1506
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 4: The word hermaphrodite is apparently is one we can't use now.

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01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 4: It's uh and it's not the most common thing, but

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01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 4: Fewtinario porn is where you get to watch hermaphrodite.

1509
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: So oh okay, I kind of like trans people. Yeah, wait,

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01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: hold on, let me see that on it. That's a while.

1511
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 4: It's a woman's stroking another woman's dick and they both

1512
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 4: have really big dicks.

1513
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: Oh that's this, But isn't it her being hermaphroditically.

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01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 4: You have both you're born with bo that's what I

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01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 4: thought it was vagina And there's I want to show

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01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 4: you felching, Mandy.

1517
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? You don't Tholching is?

1518
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1519
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 1: I know what is it? That's that you you spit

1520
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: semen into the guy's mouth after it's in your mouth.

1521
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 2: No, that's snow falling. I'm about show you.

1522
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 4: So here's a trans girl.

1523
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 1: Fucking a guy. Oh, this is terrible. Belching is eating

1524
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 1: to come out of someone's butt.

1525
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 4: But yeah, so you could do it with your.

1526
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 1: Wife basically, No, it's that's that's what it is. I'm

1527
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 1: actually really mad too. Hold on because I'm trying to

1528
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: find this with the other.

1529
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 4: This is the belching.

1530
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: See now there's too much too. What are you talking about?

1531
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 2: Is he about the fart in her face?

1532
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 4: No? So, how is this too far?

1533
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,440
Speaker 1: But did he? Because I'm not pouching?

1534
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 4: Is when they you come in someone's ass and you

1535
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 4: eat it out.

1536
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm not doing that. It's like lemming. What

1537
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: are you talking about?

1538
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 3: No, I can lick a bootthole, but I'm not gonna

1539
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 3: lick a bootlethle with nut coming out.

1540
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: You don't want anything coming Yeah, that's a one way thing.

1541
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 2: I don't because now it's definitely gonna come out with

1542
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 2: something in it.

1543
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 3: If you are eating, if you're if you're eating come

1544
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 3: out of a booty hole, you are for sure eating

1545
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 3: shit you were.

1546
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 2: There's some type of ship mixed and that bitch to

1547
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 2: where you was eating.

1548
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,720
Speaker 1: Ship. If you eat enough out of a boodle, some

1549
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: kind of ship makes coco puff milk. That's what happened,

1550
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's giving coco puff milk.

1551
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 4: Now there's also chocolate milk. It's disgusting on popcorn, on pitcorn, okay,

1552
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 4: where you get to fuck the pit. And now I'm

1553
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 4: just reading the weird genres. This one I've never fucking

1554
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 4: heard of, but you might like it. Her suit tee porn?

1555
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 4: Do you know what that is?

1556
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 1: Do not know her suit tea?

1557
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 4: Don't fucking know it?

1558
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 2: It's h I R s U t E.

1559
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 4: This porn is where you're going to be watching hairy

1560
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 4: people have sex with one another. The reason I said

1561
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 4: you might like it is because the woman they're showing

1562
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 4: is actually attractive. She just has a really big bush.

1563
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 1: Could you go for bush? Yeah? I got nothing wrong

1564
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 1: with it. I don't know.

1565
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 2: I mean you live in I was about to say,

1566
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 2: you live in Brooke. I'm gonna make some box with

1567
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 2: some bushes.

1568
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 1: It's so funny boxes. I only I like a natural woman.

1569
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 1: And then, like you, they'll meet a girl that has

1570
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 1: like arm hair and they're like, all right, not that

1571
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: that's discussed.

1572
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 4: Actually that's a good point.

1573
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, leg hair, bush hair, that's all natural. You

1574
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,479
Speaker 1: gotta be like, that's fine.

1575
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 4: So this next one's kind of wild. It's called at pontamentophilia.

1576
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 4: I said it right, but it's basically where you watch

1577
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 4: amputees have sex.

1578
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 3: Here I found you, guys, Sorry, this is what baby

1579
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 3: cake come and oh my god, it's so good.

1580
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: You came to take a kiss away. I came so hard.

1581
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: Look and so this one's a woman. But he trans

1582
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:49,479
Speaker 1: ONMS too.

1583
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 2: And then he yes, it looks it's like a cartoon.

1584
01:06:55,920 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 3: Look, look ship out demon. I came so hard, I said,

1585
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 3: what the fuck is wrong with me? Even the voice,

1586
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 3: the voices, Oh my god, I loved it.

1587
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,439
Speaker 1: Ain't a big old dick.

1588
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 3: Look at that things put it in the ass and

1589
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 3: all fluke. And then he goes on a rampant thing

1590
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 3: of fucking all these demons.

1591
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 1: And have you ever enjoyed?

1592
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 3: No?

1593
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 2: Never, So when this came on, I said, oh bitch,

1594
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:20,920
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on?

1595
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: Who am I? I don't know. Your whole identity was shaking,

1596
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 1: but literally real well, this shit got me with Have

1597
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: you tried it again? Have you have you run it

1598
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 1: back with a different one. I'm actually about to save

1599
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 1: it in my notes.

1600
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 3: If you are on our patreon patreon dot com backslash

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1602
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 1: Uh, it's freak show.

1603
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 2: For freak show for freaks, and it's a part of

1604
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 2: anime porns the only other.

1605
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 4: One I wanted to share Toothless Granny, where they put

1606
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:54,800
Speaker 4: the dentures.

1607
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,920
Speaker 1: At the balls. That is that a part. It has

1608
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 1: to be like that to be considered in that genre.

1609
01:07:59,240 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.

1610
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 4: Basically, you suck the dick and you push the denture

1611
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 4: down so you feel the teeth like stroking, like a sleep.

1612
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: Not fry. That is discussed, I said mature. Well well,

1613
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 1: well that's too mature. That's too mature.

1614
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 4: All right, now here's our homemail. You're gonna help us.

1615
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 3: We still do a whole mail dang from a guy

1616
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,679
Speaker 3: not you, giving the white man all this time.

1617
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 1: We as way over. But go ahead, Oh my bad,

1618
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't go ahead from the special treatment here, privileged.

1619
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 1: I was just watching porn and enjoying it. Okay, toothless

1620
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 1: amputee demon.

1621
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 4: Hello, ladies, have a lot to unload, and I don't

1622
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:36,840
Speaker 4: know quite where to begin, so I guess I'll dive

1623
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 4: right in. I have someone who I've been in and on,

1624
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,560
Speaker 4: who I've been in and on and off with. You

1625
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 4: did TYPEO intimate friendship with for twenty some odd years.

1626
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,839
Speaker 4: It started even I lived in Minnesota.

1627
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,960
Speaker 1: Nigga, you got to you gotta Redson, make it make sense.

1628
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:56,640
Speaker 4: Okay, I lived in Minnesota, and it's even picked up

1629
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,720
Speaker 4: again a couple of years ago when she abruptly moved

1630
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 4: her family to Texas. While I won't say the sex

1631
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 4: is hot and heavy, there's been a certain level of

1632
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,559
Speaker 4: chemistry and comfort between us both. She was the first

1633
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 4: of only three women that have made me come from head,

1634
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 4: which has happened only three times in my life, and

1635
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,679
Speaker 4: recently the only woman who I've let explore me anally

1636
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,800
Speaker 4: during oral and for me to feel comfortable enough to

1637
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 4: freely let someone explore my body like that is a

1638
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,320
Speaker 4: really big point in my life and it makes her

1639
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:24,280
Speaker 4: super wet and turns her on. But here's the problem.

1640
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 4: Our chemistry has only been in the bedroom. Even though

1641
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,360
Speaker 4: she's one of my closest friends and a dear confidant,

1642
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,680
Speaker 4: we have never been on the same page as far

1643
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:35,679
Speaker 4: as exploring something deeper. Either I was in a situation

1644
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 4: with another girl, or she was too far away. She

1645
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 4: was married for years and now I've been married for years.

1646
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 4: So fate has left writing on the wall that I

1647
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,799
Speaker 4: could see. But she refuses to accept it. The closest

1648
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 4: she's ever gotten shooting her shot when I was free,

1649
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:49,880
Speaker 4: was trying to get me to change my mind about

1650
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 4: moving back to Texas by offering to let me move

1651
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 4: in with her and still being able to date. I

1652
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,840
Speaker 4: would never be that person that would be disrespectful after

1653
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 4: having an abusive husband who died, She said, I only

1654
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 4: decided to move to Texas. Not only that, but she

1655
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 4: moved to an area that's not too far away from me.

1656
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,640
Speaker 4: And trust me, that coincidence has not passed me. I

1657
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 4: really want Oh wait, they did start exploring their kinks again.

1658
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,639
Speaker 4: She went radio silent, and then when she started speaking

1659
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 4: to me again, she went on a rant about how

1660
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 4: her never being good enough for me while others were

1661
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,599
Speaker 4: didn't work out with them.

1662
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.

1663
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 4: I have issues, and those issues have caused my relationships

1664
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,400
Speaker 4: to fail. Nigga, get a therapist, especially not in a

1665
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 4: situation where I knew I could be held accountable. I

1666
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:35,680
Speaker 4: have temporarily cut off communication because I don't want to

1667
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,080
Speaker 4: continue to hurt her by continuing the way things were going,

1668
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 4: because she's just going to want to go back to

1669
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 4: having a sexual relationship just to have me in her life,

1670
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:48,679
Speaker 4: and he's married not anymore. To be honest, I don't

1671
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 4: know what to do because I don't want to lose

1672
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 4: one of my only true friends, but I don't want

1673
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:54,639
Speaker 4: to keep hurting her. Any advice would be great. You've

1674
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,280
Speaker 4: probably never been on a date with this person, so

1675
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 4: why don't you just try dating them?

1676
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 2: I mean, this is his friend, he said.

1677
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:04,560
Speaker 1: They've been friends. I'm sure they've hung out before.

1678
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:07,679
Speaker 4: But dating is different than a Like, I have friends

1679
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:11,479
Speaker 4: that are truly platonic that I've spent time with, right,

1680
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 4: I don't know what it's like to date them. Ah,

1681
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 4: Like I was friends with Alex for what six years?

1682
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 4: I've never been on a date with Alex. We're so

1683
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 4: browing with each other. I don't know what he's like

1684
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 4: in a romantic capacity, right, So, like, imagine that they've

1685
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 4: been friends twenty years, Like they're just friends.

1686
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: So maybe if they.

1687
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:32,280
Speaker 2: Actually treat they're not just friends because they've been fucking.

1688
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,280
Speaker 3: Just friends, because there's fucking So there's some sort of

1689
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 3: the fact that he's Like I don't think it's a

1690
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:41,680
Speaker 3: coincidence that she even lives in a close proximity to me.

1691
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:44,679
Speaker 2: There probably is emotions on one of their baffs.

1692
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 4: But if you don't want to lose somebody just because

1693
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:51,120
Speaker 4: you don't want something more, maybe that's a commitment issue.

1694
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, Like I feel like if you have more

1695
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,519
Speaker 1: friends in the mix, Like did he say he doesn't

1696
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 1: have many other friends? Like, he just doesn't want to

1697
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,439
Speaker 1: lose this one friend for the section, That's what I'm saying.

1698
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to lose her.

1699
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, because sex does complicate things, and

1700
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 3: if you get into a relationship with someone and it

1701
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 3: goes bad, you can lose your fund.

1702
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 2: So I don't think it's a commitment issue as much

1703
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 2: as there's a reason.

1704
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:15,600
Speaker 3: Why a lot of people avoid getting into relationships with

1705
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,720
Speaker 3: people that they really love because getting into a relationship

1706
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 3: with someone, inevitably you may lose that person because of

1707
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,400
Speaker 3: how you're showing up in a relationship is different than

1708
01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:26,400
Speaker 3: how you show up in a friendship.

1709
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 4: I've had a lot of people, like with two or

1710
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:31,160
Speaker 4: three male friends specifically, like really pushed me and I

1711
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 4: brought up Alex because he's one of them. Everybody's always

1712
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 4: thinking that I've slept with him or whatever, and I'm like, bro,

1713
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:40,360
Speaker 4: for one, it's a no. But for two, we've been

1714
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 4: working together for a long time, and I always make

1715
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 4: the joke on horrible like you should meet someone at work,

1716
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 4: but like the way our work is is definitely different.

1717
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: It's way more hands on. It's just the two of us.

1718
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,120
Speaker 4: Like, why do people think now because they see us

1719
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 4: in this light of owning a business together, that it's

1720
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,680
Speaker 4: the time. It's almost like if you were going to

1721
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 4: say that, it could have been years ago. This is

1722
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 4: a really really tight working relationship now. And like there's

1723
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 4: no friend boundary. There's no friendship that. I mean, there's

1724
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 4: no romantic relationship.

1725
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:08,680
Speaker 1: I would want to have.

1726
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 4: That to me, would be worth it. So I'd neither

1727
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:14,680
Speaker 4: what you're saying. If y'all just kind of neighbors, I

1728
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 4: would do.

1729
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,320
Speaker 1: And how is he hurting her? I don't understand. He's

1730
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,519
Speaker 1: like I don't want to keep hurting her. Probably because

1731
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:20,080
Speaker 1: he's the leader.

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01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 3: He's probably stringing her along. If we have sex, she's

1733
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 3: probably gonna want more. I don't want to get her more.

1734
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 3: I mean there's an element there too. If you've been

1735
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 3: fucking for twenty something odd years, you've got to be

1736
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,519
Speaker 3: a leader. But they took a break during the times

1737
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:35,120
Speaker 3: they were both married, but he's probably still in his forties, right,

1738
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:37,680
Speaker 3: So it's like, yeah, don't you want to end up

1739
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,719
Speaker 3: with someone that you consider a friend anyway?

1740
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I'm like, is the nature of the relationship

1741
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 1: one that could actually work? Like, I guess that's the ultimately,

1742
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:48,360
Speaker 1: that's another thing, like just a genuine compatibility. If it's

1743
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 1: just sex, like that's not going to be a fruitful relationship. Yeah,

1744
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 1: that's an right, So like go on like three dates

1745
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 1: no sex. Yeah, So I'm.

1746
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 3: Curious to know if you broke Nigga because for her

1747
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,679
Speaker 3: to be offering him to move in with her, given's given.

1748
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 1: She's a little bit.

1749
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,800
Speaker 4: More better off than he is, right, Yeah, that even

1750
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,599
Speaker 4: if you've gone, if you've gotten to the pint of sex,

1751
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,760
Speaker 4: Like all of the platonic friends I'm speaking around, I've

1752
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,800
Speaker 4: never kissed nothing, And I do think I'm past that

1753
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,360
Speaker 4: point with all of them, because I think when you

1754
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 4: really attracted someone, you do it like medd. I have

1755
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,160
Speaker 4: a friend of mine who ended up sleeping with but

1756
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 4: like even the first time we met, we kissed right

1757
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 4: then we were friends. Like to me, when it goes

1758
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 4: like that, like, no, there's no real hope for your friendship, Like,

1759
01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:36,679
Speaker 4: I don't know if you'll ever really be truly friends

1760
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:37,400
Speaker 4: with someone you fuck.

1761
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,559
Speaker 1: Mm do you think you can? You have a lot

1762
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 1: of people that.

1763
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 3: You've feel like, like Jesus now zero like me and

1764
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:46,720
Speaker 3: him hang out a few months count have.

1765
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,639
Speaker 2: We We've been hanging out the whole time. I've even

1766
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 2: been in the road. But I'm saying it doesn't We

1767
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 2: sucked last year one time. Since that, we have not kissed.

1768
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,840
Speaker 2: We have not cuddled, we have not fucked.

1769
01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,519
Speaker 1: We have not sucked. We have not done anything.

1770
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 3: He he's met my mom, he's around my friends. I

1771
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,799
Speaker 3: brought him to the sex club. There wasn't even anything

1772
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:09,720
Speaker 3: at all sexual. He is just a friend, and there's

1773
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:13,800
Speaker 3: no us even. I have zero desire to even go

1774
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 3: back to that idea because because we really actually enjoy

1775
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 3: hanging out.

1776
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:19,599
Speaker 2: He's gone lunch, your mind flies.

1777
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,320
Speaker 3: But I think that that's why even when we got

1778
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:24,920
Speaker 3: back in our relationships, I wanted to move away because

1779
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, ooh, no, you too fine, I'm gonna want more.

1780
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:30,560
Speaker 3: But in us hanging out, I'm like, no, actually, you

1781
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:32,680
Speaker 3: probably make a better friend. I don't even think it

1782
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,639
Speaker 3: makes sense to ruin how dope.

1783
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,679
Speaker 1: You are hanging out with Was there a conversation after

1784
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,759
Speaker 1: the first time you guys were intimately like, hey, let's.

1785
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:42,120
Speaker 3: Not do this. Well, we both got back with our partners,

1786
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:45,560
Speaker 3: so I was in love, like when we even like,

1787
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,360
Speaker 3: but you said.

1788
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:48,479
Speaker 1: The sex was good, The sex was good, dick big.

1789
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,719
Speaker 1: That's why. Like when I broke up with my partner,

1790
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,000
Speaker 1: I was like, nigga, it's hard. Did you not like it?

1791
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 2: Why we not fucking again? I And this was during

1792
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:57,320
Speaker 2: one of the many breakups.

1793
01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 4: But now I'm just thinking about how simple it's so.

1794
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 3: But now I'm just like, no, I really enjoy like

1795
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 3: hanging out with him, and I also now look at it,

1796
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,840
Speaker 3: I don't know if we would be compatible in a

1797
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 3: relationship now that I'm hung out with him so much

1798
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:17,599
Speaker 3: and I see how our friendship is, I don't think

1799
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 3: we would be compatible in a relation.

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01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:20,840
Speaker 4: Day since you sound older, you take her on a

1801
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,519
Speaker 4: few dates, better not going to end in sex, so

1802
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:26,640
Speaker 4: that you can actually see if romantically you like.

1803
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,919
Speaker 3: Romantically you like each other because there's a sexual chemistry

1804
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,479
Speaker 3: with people, there's a friendship way that people hang out,

1805
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 3: but romantically you have other expectations of people. How they

1806
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,559
Speaker 3: respond to your text messages what they're into. Finances, things

1807
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 3: are a little bit more complicated because maybe if I one.

1808
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:44,720
Speaker 4: To not our chemistry there, she needs to see it

1809
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:47,800
Speaker 4: too in order to keep the friendship, because sometimes we need.

1810
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,160
Speaker 2: To know like what stuff looks like on the other

1811
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 2: side for us to let it go, like the what

1812
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:52,879
Speaker 2: if could.

1813
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 1: Be killing her? So yeah, that's my advice.

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