WEBVTT - 1 MINUTE CALLS 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.480 Hello, folks, It's Lyle. Here's the deal. I've been having 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:06.600 a lot of longer callers on the podcast this year, 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:10.600 which personally I have very much enjoyed. It's always great 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:14.800 to get to talk to people in depth. However, this episode, 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.600 I thought, why not shake it up a little bit 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:21.920 and give callers only sixty seconds until I hang up 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:25.279 on them. We get in, we get the good stuff, 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:30.040 and we go on our way. Folks, this is one 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:33.320 minute calls. Let's do it. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:40.760 Burns, Hi, Burns, Hey, how are you okay? 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:42.840 I need you to tell me when I have thirty 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:44.960 seconds left. I have two things to say. One of 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:49.479 them is I made meatballs tonight and I didn't have 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:53.639 any bread combs, so I used tortilla chips instead, and 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:55.720 they didn't turn out that good. They taste it like 0:00:55.960 --> 0:01:01.120 tortilla chips. The second the second thing, it was pretty good. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:04.920 Actually it wasn't that all right. And the second thing 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:07.200 is I just got a new job. I'm a mechanic. 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:10.880 I live in the Midwest, and I switched from just 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.319 doing breaks and suspension to now engine work, and it's 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.399 really stressing me out. My first day was today. 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:18.839 Oh wow, okay, what why is it stressing you out. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.320 Because it breaks and suspension is super easy, but like 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.920 engine work is pretty hardcore, and then there's more diagnosing 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:26.280 in bolth. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.240 Okay, are you confident about your ability to beat the stress? 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:31.160 Oh? 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:33.480 Yeah, dude, I got this beautiful. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.560 Hi, you have a minute, yo. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:44.200 So the other day my co worker told me about HMP. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:45.200 Do you know what that is? 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:46.120 What is? 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:50.520 It's the Human Meat Project and I am not quite 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:55.360 positive if it is real or not? Is because oh, 0:01:55.560 --> 0:02:01.840 it's it's about human sorry population trying to solve that 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:05.520 problem by using human meat as food. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.000 Okay, why are you not sure about this? 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:14.120 Because the website looks real even though it's a dot com. 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.839 You can buy those, so it's not like a dot 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:18.160 org where you can't buy those. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.040 Well, no, I'm not asking about the website. I'm asking 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:23.640 about the the project. What about the project sounds like 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.280 a bad idea to you? 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.160 No, it doesn't sound like a bad idea. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.959 I don't know ten seconds to explain. 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:32.040 I don't know if it's real or not. 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:34.360 Okay, but if it is real, why is it bother you? 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.680 It sounds actually kind of like not a bad idea. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.280 All From Bobby Schmurt it. 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:46.040 Bobby, How you doing. 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:51.160 I'm doing great. I got got on mayn I ate 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:56.040 the mushrooms earlier. Okay, I'm watching Cody and no weel 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:56.960 I'm watching you. 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:59.760 I'm eating McDonald's. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.040 What inspire you to take mushrooms today? 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:03.000 What? 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:05.760 Well, you don't have time for what? 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:07.200 Oh? 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:08.480 I wasn't on time for anything. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.320 I interesting took the mushrooms because I pulled it out 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:11.760 of a hat. 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:13.959 It was either weed, mushrooms or alcohol. 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.440 You pulled either weed mushrooms arechol out of a hat. 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:18.600 Yeah. 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.280 It was three pieces of paper and I drew the mushrooms. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:22.600 Uh. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:24.920 Do you normally do this before you take drugs? 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:26.280 Oh? 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.560 No, it's my Saturday though. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:28.639 I couldn't decide. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.040 Okay, so this is the first time you've done this 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:33.040 with the hat? 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:34.720 With the hat? 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:35.200 Yeah? 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.360 Okay? And are you glad that you picked mushrooms and 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:39.000 anything else? 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:40.880 Yeah? 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:41.280 Yeah? 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:42.400 I think it got me on here. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.680 Interesting? Okay. What have we learned about him? We learned 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:52.320 that he has a ritual. We learned a lesson, folks. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:56.120 We learned, as they told us in kindergarten, you don't 0:03:56.520 --> 0:04:00.720 you get what you get and you don't get upset 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:08.000 Bobby knew that whatever choice he ended up with would 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.280 be the right choice, because he made it the right choice. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:12.720 If he had landed on alcohol, he would have had 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:17.360 a great night in getting drunk. If he landed on weed, 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.040 you would have had a great night getting high. And 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.320 if he landed on mushrooms, you would have had a 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:26.680 great time doing mushrooms. It's a proverb for life. Whatever 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.040 happens to you, you enjoy it. 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:29.920 Caul. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:33.520 From Christen, Hey, Kristin, how you doing? 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:34.400 Hey? 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:35.120 Get what's up? 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:36.159 You have a minute? 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:37.479 Five? 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:39.240 A minute? Okay? Quick? Red or black? 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:41.720 Uh? Red? 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:42.880 Red? 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:43.440 Okay? 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.440 This is gonna take probably the minute here? How you doing? 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:48.200 Uh? 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:48.479 Good? 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:48.920 Was that? 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:50.480 What does that question have to do with anything? 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:52.640 I'm playing roulette right now? 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.640 Okay? How are you winning. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:57.280 So far? 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.159 I'm about even chilling? 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:01.440 Much money is on the line? 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.159 Oh, I'm just playing like five dollars spins? 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:08.080 Okay, how much money have you won so far? 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.360 I am up two dollars right now? 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.600 Okay? Now did the rouletto? Is it red? Or is 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:15.000 it black? 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:19.360 It's slowing down right now? Okay, and it's black. 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:28.080 I hung up on him early all From Catherine, Hey, Kathy, 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:28.640 you have a minute. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:30.719 Hey. 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:34.239 Yeah, so every other day I think about the fact 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:38.960 that there are atoms, like that is in my mouth, 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.680 the probably at some point where in the asshole of 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:43.360 someone else. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:48.720 And how do you feel when you think about that? 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:50.279 I don't know. 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.600 I think maybe I should not think about it. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:58.760 Can I give you some perspective? Yes, So you're grossed 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:04.040 out by ass atoms? Right, but you've given these qualities 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:09.880 to an ass, gross, disgusting, smelly. But those qualities are 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:11.839 as a result of the labeling that you have done 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.880 of the atoms. But when you look at an ass 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.599 and you look at it as just atoms in the 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.400 same way you could look at your lips and look 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:22.159 at as just atoms, all the traits that you associate 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.839 with the ass fade away and all you're seeing is atoms. 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:28.720 So really, just your atoms became atoms in a different place. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:31.320 Yeah, that makes sense. 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:36.960 Stick a phone goal. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:39.039 All from. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.000 Hey, my name is Hi. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:43.640 You have a minute. 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:50.360 Hey, I was just on your thoughts on this. I'm 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:54.000 a delivery driver, so a lot of my expenses gas 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:58.520 and I currently get about twenty miles of a gallon, 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:02.680 and I have no car payments. Should I maybe take 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:07.120 on a car payment and get a vehicle with better mileage. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:11.240 Oh can you what what did you say you do 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:13.360 for a living? Drive truck? Are you your delivery driver? 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:15.000 Yeah? 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.120 Like door to ash and stuff like that. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:19.760 I don't. Can you look into whether or not you 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:23.880 can write your gas and stuff off on your taxes? Uh? 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.520 You can, but it's either your gas or your miles, 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:31.560 and it's usually you usually have more miles. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:35.240 Okay, Well, then in that case, I would take that 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:38.360 into account to make your decision. Someone said it's a 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:39.960 good way to make to build credit. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:48.480 All from banana fo to accept. 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:50.080 Hello. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:54.200 Okay, do you think that they should make banana fago? 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.280 Uh? Would you drink it? I? 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:00.239 I think I definitely would. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:05.280 Okay, so at least one person would drink it, would 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.680 would you not? No, definitely not. But I wouldn't really 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:12.080 like banana anything. I don't like banana laughy taffy. I 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.640 feel like that's a popular banana thing. Now, let me 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.600 ask you this is the fact do you I? Okay? 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:18.960 I think the fact that you would drink it means 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.760 that there are other people out the who would drink it, 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:26.200 And I think enough people out there being desiring it 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:31.600 would warrant its creation, but I know what goes into 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:33.640 making a soda, so who knows. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:34.960 I really respect that. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.000 I know chat is going crazy, but I respect what 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:38.920 you have to say. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:39.880 So thank you. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:47.839 Well, Like I said, woo woop back all right? Yeah, hello, 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:49.680 Hey have a time, man, you have a minute? 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:51.560 Holy shit? 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:53.440 Hey with sub gag? 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:54.520 How you doing? 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:59.240 It's my birthday, so I just want to say hi. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:08:59.720 A birthday, man. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:02.480 I will turning twenty three. 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:05.160 What do you about to turn twenty three? 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.440 Yes, sir, I am. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.920 What are you most excited about? What do you must. 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:18.440 Nothing? Man, I'm going to Barcelona for like a month 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.120 and hopefully I can stay there for a while. I'm tired 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.640 of United States life? 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:28.000 Why what are you tired of about the United States life? 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.319 Just being a slaver slave to capitalism? 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:32.840 Man, It's. 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.000 Is Spain, not capitalism. What is What have they got 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:37.440 in Spain? 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:40.880 I don't know, man. I just think it'll be way 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.240 chiller out there and you'll get to drink sangry or 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:44.280 anytime you want. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.520 That sounds beautiful. I hope you have a great time. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:48.160 Thank you, God bless you. 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:48.440 Jack. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:53.840 I like that guy a lot. That was a great woeman. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:54.320 To call. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:58.080 Paul from Cassidy. 0:09:58.840 --> 0:09:59.960 Hey, Cassie, you have a minut. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:04.319 Hey everyone, my guinea pig died and I don't really 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:04.959 know how to feel that. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.560 How long have you had the guinea pig for. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:11.440 Like two years? His name was Vincenzo. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:15.280 It was one of your favorite memories with your guinea pig. 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:19.920 He had huge balls, okay, huge fucking balls, and he 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:21.760 could have got along with my other guinea pig better, 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.520 but my dad was too proud to cut his ball off. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.000 Uh really, why did you want to cut his balls off? 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:33.200 If he can like uh not, like spray on the 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:34.800 other one and they could get along better. 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:37.480 Oh was he coming all over the other guinea pigs? 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:39.319 Yeah, it happens. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:41.400 Okay. I feel like if two humans did that on 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.240 each other, that the human that did they would probably 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:47.160 get arrested probably, But he was a guinea pig world. 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:48.520 I feel like it's not as bad. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:51.440 No, yeah, I'd like to live in guinea pig world. 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.800 Not for the coming reason, just in general. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:55.880 Are you going to do one? 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:57.520 I don't know. 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:58.720 I'm going to college. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:10:59.720 Maybe? 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:00.480 Oh? 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:03.840 All from Greg? 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:05.920 Hi? 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:06.240 Greg? 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:14.800 Holy, okay, I got one minute. Recently broke up with 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:18.520 my lady. And the other day I was reflecting, right, 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:24.280 and I had like this gay thought because generally a 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.079 lot of my buddies, I don't know, we're kind of 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:28.920 growing apart. And I was thinking, man, I gotta find 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:31.240 the right guy for me, but not in like a 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.440 sexual way or anything, just like I got to find 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:36.480 a good guy, you know. And then I was like, 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:37.920 holy crap, that's kind of gay. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:42.600 Well, like a good male friend, yeah, like a buddy. 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.079 I think it's important to have a buddy. I think 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:49.240 platonic male friendship is very important. Platonic friendship ven agenda 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:50.160 is very important. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:51.800 Yeah. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:53.680 But then I was worried, like, that's not gay, is 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.439 it is? Just I want a new buddy. 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.240 Like you're asking if it's gay to make friends. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:06.000 Dude, I fucking love you, man, You're the best. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:14.880 It is a little gay to make friends. It's undeniably 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:21.880 little gay. You're inviting a dude over to hang out. 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.520 It's a little gay. He's right, it's a little gay. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:31.120 Paul from LORI, Hey, Lurie, how are you doing? 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.040 Oh I am I actually. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.079 On yep, you have sixty seconds. 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:36.000 Oh cool. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:37.560 My name is not Laurie, it's. 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:41.360 Toy Okay, you have forty seconds. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:46.600 Okay, So I'm trying to make a friend with a woman, 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.000 and I'm having trouble finding a woman. 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.040 Why are you, Oh, you're having trouble finding a woman 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:56.559 to make friends with? Yeah, why are you having trouble 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:56.720 with that? 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:03.800 I don't know. I find it hard to meet someone 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.959 that like kind of matches my vibe. 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:08.280 I guess what kinds of things have you been doing 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:09.400 to attempt to do that. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.640 I'm trying to join more clubs, like I'm joining a 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:17.920 chess club in a gymnastics club, and hopefully I'll meet 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:19.319 someone to do fun things with. 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:21.880 I think if you continue to put yourself out there, 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:22.880 it's almost inevitable. 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:26.839 Yeah, hopefully. I don't know, it's been a while. 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.120 Oh crap, I'll hung up on her. I guess that's 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:32.640 the whole point. 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:39.960 Paul from Yahn, Hey, y on, you have a minute. 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:47.320 For five seconds. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.240 So I just had a conversation with one of my 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:55.480 friends that I've been in school for a couple of years, 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.719 and I just had a conversation with him today and 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.720 basically I had like a friend breakup and it's pretty. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.840 Tough, Like, why did you guys break up? 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.359 He kissed one of my cousins and what's the sext. 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:07.840 Thing the other one? 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:09.440 Oh Jesus. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.800 Yeah, So I don't know how to feel. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:18.360 But yeah, I'm a people pleaser, so it's kind of bittersweet. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:20.880 Well, I mean, I look, I think there's something to 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.320 be said about, you know, setting whatever your boundaries are 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.240 and then enforcing them. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:27.800 Yeah, exactly, I'm working through that now. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:30.320 Is there anything you want to say in the next 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:31.119 five seconds? 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:33.440 Good night? 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:34.440 Good night? 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:41.880 Call from Chili to accept Prescott. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:43.800 Hey, Chillie, have a minute. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:48.440 Oh shit, Hi, when you think of a dorito, do 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:50.520 you think of cool ranch or Nato cheese? 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:50.600 Like? 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:57.000 What is not to Jesus the Yeah, okay, that's. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:58.000 All, Thank you very much. 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:00.720 A go oh. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.239 All from spaghetti? 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:07.640 Hi, spaghetti? How are you second? 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:11.480 Oh shit, okay? I love my dog? 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.600 Why? 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:15.720 Uh? 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:16.640 I don't know. 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:22.120 She's my dog. She's old. I'm selling her a sling 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:24.120 so I can like help her up the stairs. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:28.000 That's really cute. How old is she? Uh? 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:32.120 She's about maybe like thirteen, a little older. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:34.800 What's the best memory you have with your dog? 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:42.520 Oh shit, Uh, I don't know, like holding her after 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:46.080 like our floors got done and she was like actually 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:48.400 feeling cuddally normally she's not like that cuddally. 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.120 That's really cute. What kind of dog is she? 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:57.120 She's just like, we don't know her exact brade, she's mutt. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:57.720 H. 0:15:57.760 --> 0:15:59.760 Where do you think we go when we die? 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:00.560 Oh? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.280 Shit, I don't know, man, I don't really care. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.280 Anything else you want to say before we go? You 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:06.560 have five seconds? 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:15.800 Uh? Yeah, that's it all from teezy helloat. 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:20.840 Oh my god, Hi you have sixty seconds. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.880 Hi, I love you. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.760 Oh that's so sweet of you to say. What's going 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:29.480 on with you? What? How's your life? Tell me everything? 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.280 Okay, fuck it, I want to tell you. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:36.240 But my project team we're making a canoe out of 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:43.320 concrete and this ship floats. I'm asthetics fleed and it's 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.560 seventies teams and it's called the boogie Boat. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.000 How do you make a canoe out of congret? There's 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:50.000 no way you're gonna be able to tell me the 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.160 answer that in fifty seconds. 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.800 But it's less dense than the water. 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:56.120 It's less dense than water. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:57.560 Well, I mean, I don't know. 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.360 I guess if you can make like a whole uh 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:01.920 fucking Dizzysney cruise float that you can make something out 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:03.720 of concrete. 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:07.639 Yeah, I guess so we like raped it. 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:09.440 There are like four people in there. 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:13.280 That's pretty impressive. Thank you, have a good rest of 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:21.199 the night. Pretty impressive. A whole ship made out of cardboard. Wait, no, 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:28.040 man out of concrete all from Yeah, hey man, you 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:29.960 got a minute. 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:34.480 Hey, So I was I'm kind of in a funny 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:39.640 position right now. I was considering originally going to blacksmithing, 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:44.280 and I tested out of high school for that, and 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:46.760 I've been invested in that for about a year now 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:49.359 before realizing if I really want to make it, I 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:51.960 need to get basically a whole machine. 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:52.600 Shop on my side. 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:54.120 Yeah. 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:59.080 So I'm considering pivoting to something like maybe computer sciences. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:04.320 But I'm really stuck in my position here because that 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:05.720 would require a lot of. 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:10.399 I'm just stuck. 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:10.640 Man. 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:12.040 How old are you. 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:14.240 Nineteen? 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:21.920 Okay, so like when you're seventy years old, the amount 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:26.560 of time that it took you to pivot will be nothing. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:32.880 That's a good way of putting it. I always kind 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:34.679 of had the idea I was just gonna end up 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:35.160 dying in. 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:36.840 A war, so it didn't really matter. 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:47.440 It's probably a bad thought though, what war would you 0:18:47.520 --> 0:19:05.120 die in? We'd get into one. H I mean being 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:15.520 realistic here, I don't know. There are so many China, Russia. 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:18.200 Just something. 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:21.880 Into a war then nothing will matter what you did, 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:22.239 you know. 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:24.679 Well, yeah, it's kind of my point. 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:27.000 Okay, So what do you want to do? 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:33.800 Uh? I think I had a really bad nihilistic worldview 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:37.480 going into this, and I'm probably just overthinking it. But 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:43.760 I think I'm gonna go into the blacksmithink thing and 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:46.160 just hope I find enough money to get a machine shop. 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:50.440 Yeah, you don't want to pivot? 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.640 You know, maybe not because I don't know that much 0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:57.600 about computers, and I was thinking about computer sciences because 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:00.480 I just looked up indeed that common look at that. 0:20:00.640 --> 0:20:02.240 There's a lot of jobs. 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:09.680 Well I'll say this. You know, computers, you know, they're 0:20:09.760 --> 0:20:10.399 kind of a fad. 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:19.159 But swords, Yeah, swords are cool. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:23.560 But is there anyone in chat? If you own a katana? 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:25.840 You're dumb. But that's all I'm gonna say. 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:27.680 Thank you for calling. 0:20:28.480 --> 0:20:29.800 Thank you very much every day? 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:34.680 Oh pull from. 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:38.120 Hi, you have a minute. 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:38.800 Hello. 0:20:39.160 --> 0:20:45.600 I'm a a longtime watcher and for some color, my 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:49.560 boyfriend's roommate has a cat, and I'm really good friends 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:53.080 with the cat like that cat I've ever met. But 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:55.600 one day my boyfriend will not be roommates with that 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:59.360 roommate and I will not have the cat near me anymore. 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:02.080 What do I How do I deal itz when you're 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:04.119 with the cat. I want you to really feel the 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:06.520 cat's fur. I want you to stop what you're doing. 0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:07.680 I don't want you to be on your phone when 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:10.040 you're with the cat. All right, just really for a second, 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:13.440 meditate with the cat, be in the moment with the cat, 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:17.840 and accept the time that you do have with this 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:19.960 cat is the only time you will ever have with 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:23.200 this cat. And really be in that time, and really 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:26.240 be in that moment as much as you can with 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:28.600 all of your attention, all of your senses. 0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:31.600 All right, that's great advice. 0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:36.600 All from Kyle. 0:21:38.680 --> 0:21:44.720 Hi, Kyle, Oh, hey, you have thirty seconds? Wait, no, 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:46.840 you have a minute. I keep saying thirty seconds. Actually not, 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:48.720 fuck you, you have thirty seconds. 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:52.199 I finally made on the show. Yeah, okay, So I 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:53.000 wanted to tell. 0:21:52.800 --> 0:21:53.960 You about how. 0:21:55.600 --> 0:21:58.040 I sort of have a crush on my co worker 0:21:58.160 --> 0:21:59.480 that has the same name as me. 0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:04.200 Interesting, tell me more. 0:22:04.240 --> 0:22:08.520 Yeah, I don't know how to go about asking him 0:22:08.600 --> 0:22:10.640 if he'd want to hang out outside of his book 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:12.240 because he's kind of older than me. 0:22:13.480 --> 0:22:14.520 How much older is he than you? 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:19.400 He's thirty four when I'm nineteen. 0:22:20.680 --> 0:22:35.240 Okay, go live your life, Kyle, Go do whatever you 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:37.880 feel is good for you as a human being. 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:44.959 How from O there? 0:22:46.680 --> 0:22:47.760 Hey there, you got a minute? 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:52.960 See did you know that killer bees were a Strie 0:22:53.000 --> 0:22:56.600 experiment that escapes from a lamb in nineteen fifties? 0:22:57.640 --> 0:22:59.160 Is that true? Does that mean that all killer b's 0:22:59.160 --> 0:22:59.760 are artificial? 0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:01.520 Yeah? 0:23:01.600 --> 0:23:02.040 Basically? 0:23:04.600 --> 0:23:08.320 Now does that make you more or less afraid of that? 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:13.240 I just think it's crazy that they're flying around and 0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:16.119 nobody's talking about how their science experiments. 0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:19.639 You know what I'm gonna do because you know what 0:23:19.680 --> 0:23:21.880 I'm gonna do, because you know you have a good 0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:24.399 energy to you. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm 0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:27.919 never going to look this up and I'm just going to. 0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:33.760 Okay, thank you. 0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:36.320 I'm gonna do that as a personal favor to you. 0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:38.880 I appreciate it. 0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:40.760 Is anything else you want to say to the people 0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:41.520 the computer before we. 0:23:41.440 --> 0:23:47.840 Go go ahead and look it up for actually really interesting, I'm. 0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:50.399 Not gonna look I'm not gonna look it up. I 0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:56.880 believe her, Samuel, Samuel, you have sixty seconds. 0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:01.560 Oh oh, I'm on our and then close. This is 0:24:01.640 --> 0:24:03.000 rep the core my crisis. 0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:03.200 Man. 0:24:03.240 --> 0:24:05.240 I just feel like life is still finite, Like I 0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:07.480 just spent an hour trying to call into this show 0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:10.520 for a minute of time and I don't know, man like, 0:24:10.600 --> 0:24:12.400 and I'm my career, I'm just spend having my last 0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:15.520 job and another aping like, I don't know. This feels 0:24:15.520 --> 0:24:16.240 like a problem. 0:24:16.760 --> 0:24:17.439 What do you want to do? 0:24:19.359 --> 0:24:20.240 What do I want to do? 0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:20.960 Yep? 0:24:21.840 --> 0:24:23.760 I don't know, dude, I need that work life balance. 0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:24.440 I don't have it. 0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:29.000 You got to think of something what's important to you? 0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:31.240 You know, take a second, think about what's important to you? 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:32.439 Life is it? Friends? 0:24:32.520 --> 0:24:33.040 Okay? 0:24:33.560 --> 0:24:36.480 Okay? Do you want to do anything to accomplish anything? 0:24:38.200 --> 0:24:41.000 That's it? I don't know, man mm hmm. 0:24:42.680 --> 0:24:44.560 Let the finite noess of life motivate you to do 0:24:44.600 --> 0:24:45.840 more things that you want to do in your life. 0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:48.160 It's a good thing that life is finite, not bad. 0:24:49.000 --> 0:24:51.160 Yeah all right, yeah, that's perfectly Yeah. 0:24:51.040 --> 0:24:52.080 Make some more special. 0:24:54.480 --> 0:25:00.480 Yeah yeah, all right, I understand now all from hey life. 0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:05.440 Take out? Hi? How you doing? 0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:08.360 You have six seconds been pretty good. 0:25:09.160 --> 0:25:12.359 I am obsessed with liminal spaces, and if I could 0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:15.040 live in the back rooms, I'd be like extremely comfortable 0:25:15.080 --> 0:25:15.359 with it. 0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:17.760 But now if you lived in the back rooms, they 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:18.919 would no longer be novel to you. 0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:23.639 Yeah, technically I don't. I guess I just kind of 0:25:23.640 --> 0:25:25.760 craved to not exist, but not in like a really 0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:29.639 sad way like that. The empty ness, like the emptiness 0:25:29.640 --> 0:25:32.440 of a new like neighborhood is like really comforting. 0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:35.680 Have you thought about moving to a new place? 0:25:37.119 --> 0:25:38.280 I honestly really do. 0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:40.159 Oh where would you want to go? 0:25:41.600 --> 0:25:41.879 Uh? 0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:43.800 Right now, I'm in Arizona and I either want to 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:46.679 go back to Virginia or like to Washington way just 0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:47.760 out in the middle of nowhere. 0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:52.480 Have you thought about trying to go to one of 0:25:52.480 --> 0:25:54.960 the uh uh, like a liminal place, like a like 0:25:55.000 --> 0:25:56.720 a check cheese that was abandon or something. 0:25:57.760 --> 0:25:57.920 Oh? 0:25:58.000 --> 0:25:59.840 Yeah, of course, I really want to like go like 0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:03.600 urban diving. I guess, like exploring like lost places. 0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:06.040 That'd be cool. 0:26:07.520 --> 0:26:12.080 Paul from Judy, Hey Jimmy, have a minute. 0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:13.679 Okay, what's up? 0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:13.960 Kick? 0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:19.600 So do you think it's weird to not eat edibles 0:26:19.680 --> 0:26:22.800 or smoke weed for like years? And then decide one 0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:25.720 weekend to just like eat a shit ton of them 0:26:26.000 --> 0:26:28.080 and play VR chat. 0:26:30.560 --> 0:26:33.080 I wouldn't use the word weird to describe that, but 0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:35.280 obviously something compelled you to want to do that, and 0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:36.760 I want to know what that thing was. 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.040 I don't know, man, but I'll tell you. Going into 0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:42.920 like a digital bar and like getting into a fight 0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:46.760 with like a banana and like a random Nazi. It's 0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:48.800 a It's been enlightening to say the least. 0:26:51.440 --> 0:26:53.320 Okay, have you gotten any value out of doing this? 0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:54.800 Yeah? 0:26:54.920 --> 0:26:57.800 So I'm a little more confident, like when I'm like 0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:01.399 Keanu Reeves or like Kermit. You know, it's nice to 0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:02.600 be able to get out of your own skin. 0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:05.879 Do you feel like you will continue to do this 0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:07.480 in the future. Oh? 0:27:07.560 --> 0:27:10.240 Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna do it a lot. I don't 0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:12.919 know about the weed and the edibles, so but you know, 0:27:13.400 --> 0:27:14.280 gotta do what you gotta do. 0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:15.840 How Hi are you right now? 0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:17.160 Oh? 0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:18.640 Man, I'm real high. 0:27:18.680 --> 0:27:18.960 I like. 0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:27.520 Call from Hey, you have a minute, Hey, Lyle. 0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:30.560 So I went sober for the New year, sixteen days 0:27:30.560 --> 0:27:31.159 going strong. 0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:32.000 But the problem that. 0:27:31.960 --> 0:27:33.960 I'm having right now is I have nothing to do 0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:36.080 with my time passing them out smoking beeds. I just 0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:38.199 got out of surgery for the new year, and I 0:27:38.240 --> 0:27:40.480 need ideas for ways to get out. I'm only twenty 0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:42.760 and I have to wait another eleven months before my birthday. 0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:43.359 What should I do? 0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:46.240 First of all, you're on the right track. I feel 0:27:46.240 --> 0:27:48.520 like the best way to avoid smoking we need is 0:27:48.560 --> 0:27:50.399 to occupy yourself with something else. What other things do 0:27:50.400 --> 0:27:50.840 you like to do? 0:27:53.000 --> 0:27:55.600 I play games, I'm mountain bike, I do airsoft, and 0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:57.840 I play other sports and ULTI before the minute's over, 0:27:57.960 --> 0:27:58.919 does the green paint stay in. 0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:01.440 Your face as it does? And do all those things? 0:28:02.240 --> 0:28:03.399 Awesome? Thank you for your advice. 0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:08.240 I he have fifteen seconds left. 0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:12.080 All from Potato Guy. 0:28:13.640 --> 0:28:14.880 Hair, Potato Guy, How are you doing? 0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:16.080 Hello? 0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:18.560 I was so glad you picked up this call. How 0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:19.919 do you feel about sweet potatoes? 0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:24.399 I like them? You know some people, I think some 0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:27.000 people view them as a healthier alternative to French fried potatoes, 0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:28.120 but I'm not sure if they are. 0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:32.159 I think they have like additional vitamins and minerals and such. 0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:37.480 But you know, we're here. The potatoes are a uniter. 0:28:38.760 --> 0:28:40.720 They're humble fruits that are so versatile. 0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:43.560 And in what way in your life have potatoes been 0:28:43.600 --> 0:28:44.240 a united for you. 0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:49.160 Well, I just think everyone eats potatoes. Everyone likes potatoes. 0:28:49.160 --> 0:28:54.120 They're very accessible, affordable food, and I eat them all 0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:56.600 the time. There was a time in life. Do you 0:28:56.640 --> 0:28:59.200 ever realize there was a time in America where the 0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:01.400 government said we should eat six potatoes a day? 0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:02.600 Is that true? 0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:03.760 Yeah? 0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:06.280 When I was a kid, that's the food pyramid, six 0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:08.760 pieces of bread or potatoes a day. 0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:10.320 And then you know what I'm gonna do. Because I 0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:13.280 like you, what, I'm gonna believe you and not look 0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:19.440 it up. That's why I do now. When I like people, 0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:21.840 I just believe things that they say. I want to 0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:22.280 look it up. 0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:28.520 All from sprinkles, Hey, Sprinkles. 0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:30.640 You have a minute, yo. 0:29:30.880 --> 0:29:33.800 So I haven't been dating for a while. Last time 0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:35.120 I did was in high school. I'm in my mid 0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:37.480 twenties right now, I am a virgin. But I'm trying 0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:40.120 to get back in the dating pool. But it's like 0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:42.080 it's something I don't really care about. It's not a 0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:44.040 big deal for me. But I don't know whether it's 0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:47.720 something I should broach or mention or talk about, because like, 0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:51.040 I'm gonna suck at it. Everyone does, but I don't 0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:51.880 know how to go about that. 0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:55.120 I feel like the beautiful thing about life is that 0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:57.320 you get to choose what it is that you care about. 0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:58.840 So if you care about sex and dating, you can 0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:02.520 absolutely plunge yourself in in there and you know, explore 0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:03.920 that universe. But if you don't care about that, and 0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:05.400 you care about other things, you can feel free to 0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:07.600 decide what it is that you want to uh do 0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:09.800 with your life and how you want to prioritize things, 0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:12.080 because you know life is short, so you should really 0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:13.920 pick what is important to you and pursue it. 0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:18.200 Cool, So it's like it's not really a big deal. 0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:24.920 But your version, what was that? What your virgin? 0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:30.520 Yeah, just like it's not something that needs to be 0:30:31.600 --> 0:30:34.720 getting in my way. 0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:43.040 I think up on it. But I think the right 0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:49.400 person for you will not care. There's lots of different 0:30:49.400 --> 0:30:52.200 people in the universe, especially if you're only in your twenties, 0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:58.520 and I think that in a world of many many 0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:00.920 men men and men and many many men, many many, many, many, 0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:07.400 many many infinite potential sexual romantic partners, you will be 0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:11.400 able to find somebody who does not care that you 0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:15.520 are a virgin. I don't know if you really want 0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:18.640 to practice sex. You could always I mean, you could 0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:24.600 always hire a prostitute and like, you know, lose your 0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:26.320 virginity so that you kind of know what you're doing 0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:31.360 and then go out and date people. I don't know 0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:35.080 if that's a bad idea or not, but that's illegal, 0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:37.880 not everywhere. I don't know where he lives. 0:31:39.240 --> 0:31:40.680 All from. 0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:44.200 Oh hey, well you have a minute. 0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:49.880 Yeah, I'm just wondering, would you let you if you 0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:53.520 were a girl, would you let your husband put it 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:55.120 in your ast? 0:31:56.360 --> 0:31:57.880 If I were a girl and I let my husband 0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:01.840 put it in it in my ass? Well, here's the 0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:04.160 thing is, as I stand right now, as a guy 0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:06.880 who hasn't asked, I don't like things in my ass. 0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:11.960 I don't know if being a girl would change that. 0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:14.600 And that's not something I would know unless if I 0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:16.320 was actually experiencing it. So I don't feel like I 0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:20.840 could answer this question. But I think if I just 0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:27.120 magically changed genders and my current feelings about you know, 0:32:27.440 --> 0:32:30.959 what my sexual likes and dislikes where as they stood, 0:32:31.360 --> 0:32:33.640 I would not let my husband put his penis in 0:32:33.680 --> 0:32:34.200 my ass. 0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:36.360 Would you want a wife to do it? 0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:39.040 I would? I? Did you not hear me? 0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:40.560 No? 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:44.360 But would you want your wife? Would you want your wife? 0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:45.840 Did you? 0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:51.040 I'm not sure what that last question meant all from wait. 0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:52.920 Hey Clayton, you got a minute? 0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:53.600 What's up? 0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:55.680 You got fifty five seconds? 0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:57.000 What's going on? 0:32:57.080 --> 0:32:57.280 Man? 0:32:58.120 --> 0:33:00.560 Not much, man, I'm hanging out on in life. What's 0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:01.840 going on? Oh? 0:33:02.040 --> 0:33:02.720 Not a whole lot? 0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:03.000 Man. 0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:05.280 Uh. What's your favorite food in general? 0:33:06.000 --> 0:33:09.680 My favorite in general is probably pizza. I'll say that pizza. 0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:13.120 I will probably have to go with pizza or wings. 0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:15.520 What's your favorite type of wing if you like them? 0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:19.400 Oh? Man, it's between a honey barbecue and mild. It 0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:21.440 depends on how spicy I'm feeling these days. But I've 0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:26.320 been really enjoying, uh, mild wings. I might do that 0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:28.560 after I'm done over here. I'll make it some mild wings. 0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:29.680 That sounds good. 0:33:30.680 --> 0:33:30.920 Yeah. 0:33:31.840 --> 0:33:35.000 But what's your greatest Uh, what's the what's the greatest? 0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:36.600 What's what? What is bringing you the most amount of 0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:37.600 sadness in your life? 0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:42.080 The most amount of sadness was probably enlisting in the military. 0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:43.160 It was a big mistake. 0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:47.560 Thank you for calling. You know, I've been saying I 0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:53.560 get mixed calls about that because some people who joined 0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:55.560 the military that I've talked to both on the show 0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:57.760 and in my personal life. They feel like it was 0:33:57.800 --> 0:34:00.240 the best decision. It's it's I've only heard I've only 0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:03.760 heard the polar extremes, Like I've only heard people being like, 0:34:03.840 --> 0:34:05.520 it's the best decision I've ever made in my life, 0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:07.320 and it's the worst decision I've ever made in my life. 0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:11.120 Kind of fascinating all from Ludo Vica. 0:34:12.800 --> 0:34:13.360 Hey, how are you? 0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:16.120 I'm hello? 0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:18.640 Hi, you have a minute? 0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:22.960 So I uh hooked up with my coworker that is 0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:25.799 five years older than me and also does not have 0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:29.719 good relations with any women at my job. 0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:35.360 Okay, well, what did you want to help up with them? 0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:36.279 Honestly, I don't know. 0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:40.440 I just kind of wanted to. But yeah, Madame Hotel, 0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:44.040 it was good, but my friend's really mad at me 0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:44.360 for it. 0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:47.720 Now, where's breend mad of you? 0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:48.799 What was mad? 0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:50.520 Why? Washi Madio? 0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:55.279 Because he was saying stuff to my other coworker and 0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:58.360 he also cheated on his girlfriend with my other coworker. 0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:02.760 Oh yeah, are you gonna see him again? 0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:08.839 I did for the first time, and then I told 0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:14.040 my friend it's only about two times. But honestly, I 0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:15.880 don't know. 0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:21.960 I'm Paul from Leslie. 0:35:23.360 --> 0:35:28.200 Leslie. Uh, yes, hi, hey, Leslie, have a minute. 0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:29.240 Okay. 0:35:30.160 --> 0:35:32.960 I just wanted to say that I have a gecko 0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:40.040 and I need him, Lyle. And I think I am 0:35:40.080 --> 0:35:46.160 a terrible friend because I feel like to never text back. 0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:48.200 Uh. 0:35:48.239 --> 0:35:50.160 You feel like a terrible friend because you don't text back? 0:35:50.719 --> 0:35:53.280 Yes, at least my friends on Red. 0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:55.360 I feel like it takes a lot of energy. 0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:56.640 Oh my god. 0:35:58.120 --> 0:36:03.200 All right, I'm gonna tell you something like, listen, okay, 0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:05.040 if you we you we. I just need you to 0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:08.040 know that you live in a world that was not 0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:08.759 meant for you. 0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:10.400 Uh. 0:36:11.160 --> 0:36:14.360 Human beings uh and technology are not on the same pace. 0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:20.120 So it is very understandable that you have uh a 0:36:20.120 --> 0:36:23.960 difficult time texting people back, and you should not beat 0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:24.719 yourself up about that. 0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:30.120 Okay, Okay, I guess it's just a condition. 0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:31.680 On it. 0:36:31.760 --> 0:36:34.760 But I believe so heavily in that I leave people 0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:41.080 on Red all the time because look, do you guys 0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:44.880 here's and I hate when people get upset at before it. 0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:47.000 I hate when people get upset before it. Someone says 0:36:47.000 --> 0:36:51.840 me and fuck you, Okay, do you if you have 0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:58.480 you ever have you ever looked at a timeline of 0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:06.000 the universe, okay, and then and then looked at the 0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:12.520 teeny tiny little bit of time on that timeline that 0:37:12.600 --> 0:37:16.080 human beings existed, and then you microscope in. You just 0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:21.240 microscope microscope, microscope, microscope, microscope in to the time period 0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:26.799 where cell phones in the Internet were invented, like the 0:37:26.920 --> 0:37:30.960 times of deliterately gens. You need see bit of time 0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:35.919 on the relative to the amount of time that human 0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:41.359 beings have existed. Okay. We are used to communicating in 0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:44.520 person with tribes of I'm Joe Rogan talking out of 0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:48.719 my whatever here. But we're used to communicating with like 0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:54.960 little small groups of people, and now we're expected to 0:37:55.000 --> 0:37:59.359 be available to and communicate with every single human being 0:37:59.360 --> 0:38:02.200 that we've ever come into contact with in our entire lives. 0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:07.040 It's unsustainable, it is unrealistic. It is okay if you 0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:11.920 do not text back everyone all the time, Like, what 0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:15.120 the fuck is this like thing where we have to 0:38:15.120 --> 0:38:17.440 be in constant communication with every single person ever all 0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:32.920 the time. We are not biologically caught up to that point. 0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:34.960 I shouldn't be saying anything about biology. I have no 0:38:34.960 --> 0:38:36.640 ideat I'm talking about. But I also I do believe 0:38:36.680 --> 0:38:37.680 everything I just said. 0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:41.480 All from Amelia. 0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:43.520 Hi, Amelia, you have sixty seconds. 0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:44.040 Hi. 0:38:44.200 --> 0:38:46.720 Oh my god, I cannot believe that I'm on the show. 0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:48.839 I just want to say that I've kind of been 0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:52.640 struggling with fitting in. I feel like I overextend myself 0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:54.319 and I come off annoying to the people that I 0:38:54.360 --> 0:38:55.319 want to be close with. 0:38:56.520 --> 0:38:58.839 Why do you want to be close with these people? Uh? 0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:01.200 Because I do prior either with them. I'm with them 0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:03.080 for up to six hours of the day depending on 0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:03.520 the season. 0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:04.560 Mmm. 0:39:05.280 --> 0:39:07.680 And why do you feel like you come off as annoying? 0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:09.040 I don't know. 0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:11.600 People never seem to approach me and I always have 0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:13.600 to approach them, and the only way I'm able to 0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:16.200 connect with them is through humor. But it kind of 0:39:16.280 --> 0:39:18.200 ends up backfiring because that's all people know me for. 0:39:19.040 --> 0:39:21.320 Do you feel a strong desire to be liked? 0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:24.319 Yes, incredibly, I feel dude. 0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:27.640 There's this weird thing where like, the stronger your desire 0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:31.360 is to be liked, like, it almost works, as you know, 0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:32.879 against you in a way. 0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:33.840 It's almost different. 0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:35.879 It's almost a deturment. But I feel like if you 0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:37.680 can learn to just accept, okay, hold on, I haveny 0:39:37.680 --> 0:39:39.799 thing up on you. I feel like, if you can 0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:43.120 learn to just like not care what other people think 0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:48.840 it just truly be yourself, they will actually respect you more, 0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:53.520 which is not the point, because paradoxically, if you don't 0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:55.000 care what other people think, that you don't even care 0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:57.160 that they respect you more. So you do it for 0:39:57.200 --> 0:39:59.799 yourself because it feels good to not care what other 0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:04.720 peo thing. And then that also just ends up making 0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:07.120 people want to be with you more, which again shouldn't 0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:09.800 be the point, but that's the paradox. 0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:15.600 Awesome, Sam, Sam, how you doing. 0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:19.400 Doing pretty good? I just wanted to just want to 0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:22.400 say one love. The stream two sixty seconds probably is 0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:25.239 going to be a bit of a scary. 0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:25.760 Thing at the beginning. 0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:30.640 I recently got a recently got a red adult red 0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:33.000 dragon miniature for D and D looking. 0:40:32.719 --> 0:40:34.080 Forward to painting that suit. 0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:38.080 Anything else. 0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:43.960 I am very upset as I recently got something in 0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:46.840 the mail that was very expensive. However, it came broken 0:40:47.120 --> 0:40:48.080 and it is an antique. 0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:48.719 It is a part of. 0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:52.360 History, and fuck the fuck the US Postal Service for 0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:53.239 breaking it. 0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:54.760 Ooh, what was the antique? 0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:56.239 It was? 0:40:56.640 --> 0:40:59.319 It was an antique cane Anglo Ascan sword cane. You 0:40:59.320 --> 0:41:02.120 can look it up and it had a unique handle 0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:03.880 that only a couple of them actually have. 0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:06.520 And why did you buy that? Tell me real quick, 0:41:07.640 --> 0:41:08.120 I bought. 0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:09.520 It because I bought it because I collect them. I'll 0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:10.839 call it back in and I will tell you more 0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:11.759 about the collection later. 0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:18.240 I liked that. That actually was pretty good. I actually 0:41:18.320 --> 0:41:22.280 feel like in just that guy, as they say, understood 0:41:22.280 --> 0:41:26.480 the assignments because I really do feel like I got 0:41:26.520 --> 0:41:29.279 a sense of who he was. You know what I 0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:30.919 liked about the call. I'm gonna say this, I got 0:41:30.920 --> 0:41:36.759 a sense of who that man was today. He collects swords, 0:41:37.920 --> 0:41:44.719 He's angry, and he's passionate. You actually can learn a 0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:45.719 lot about somebody in a. 0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:48.640 Minute, paw from Richard. 0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:53.239 Hey, Richard, you have a minute. 0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:57.320 All right, man. So sometimes when I get really high 0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:01.760 and I think about what happened after death and stuff, 0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:07.399 I can feel like my consciousness away and I can 0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:11.200 feel everything just kind of stop mattering for a minute, 0:42:12.239 --> 0:42:15.680 and then I come back on you. I'm not sure, 0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:20.040 Like I want to hope that's what death feels like, 0:42:20.200 --> 0:42:22.360 But at the same time, I'm not sure. 0:42:25.480 --> 0:42:26.840 How do you feel about death? Are you afraid of it? 0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:27.600 Or do you embrace it? 0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:28.839 Oh? 0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:30.840 Absolutely terrified, Lyle. 0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.320 What are you terrified of about death? Exactly? 0:42:37.400 --> 0:42:40.440 Trying to wrap my head around the zero conscious thing, 0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:42.680 like not even thinking, not even being. 0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:45.480 But if you're zero conscious, you don't even be conscious 0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:47.359 about the fact that you're not conscious. So there's something 0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:48.000 you're worried about. 0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:50.320 There's a good point there. 0:42:53.239 --> 0:42:55.879 Call from Lucas. 0:42:57.120 --> 0:42:58.280 Hey, Lucas, you have a minute? 0:42:59.640 --> 0:43:00.719 Oh? 0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:01.440 Hey, uh? 0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:02.960 Should I quit my job? 0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:04.319 What's your job? 0:43:05.400 --> 0:43:06.160 I dig graves? 0:43:07.280 --> 0:43:08.880 Do you like digging graves? 0:43:09.520 --> 0:43:12.480 I like digging graves, but the company treats me very poorly. 0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:16.160 So why do they treat you poorly? And what? 0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:19.400 They don't pay me enough and they overwooke work meat 0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:20.200 me very poorly. 0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:24.600 So how much do you think you should be getting 0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:25.360 paid to dig graves? 0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:27.640 At least twenty dollars an hour? 0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:30.320 Is there a place you can find that will pay that? 0:43:32.080 --> 0:43:34.440 H maybe, I don't know. 0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:35.240 It's a good question. 0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:40.279 How much would you pay somebody to dig your own 0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:41.040 grave if you died? 0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:42.960 Thirty dollars an hour? 0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:47.000 Okay, so you should try to find someone who will 0:43:47.000 --> 0:43:48.000 pay you thirty thousan an hour? 0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:50.640 Yeah, yeah, for sure an hour. 0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:53.440 Can you meet your stream? 0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:54.120 Huh? 0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:54.359 Oh? 0:43:55.440 --> 0:43:55.920 There we go. 0:43:56.600 --> 0:43:57.239 Okay, thank you. 0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:01.120 All from Lexi. 0:44:02.840 --> 0:44:05.560 Hey, LEXI have a minute. 0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:07.080 Hi Deck. 0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:09.640 I absolutely hate. 0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:10.360 Waking up in the morning. 0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:12.080 Oh my god, me too. 0:44:13.080 --> 0:44:15.440 I get crippling anxiety for like the fact that it 0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:18.680 is a new day and that I have things to do, 0:44:18.800 --> 0:44:23.680 responsibilities and just you know, I I rack my brain 0:44:23.760 --> 0:44:26.160 and I get scared that I'm not going to complete everything, 0:44:26.200 --> 0:44:27.839 and I run in circles all the time. 0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:31.400 M what are you afraid that You're not gonna be 0:44:31.400 --> 0:44:34.040 able to complete everything? 0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:35.600 I feel like I won't do a good enough job 0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:37.319 throughout my day as a person. 0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:39.680 That I will look at something. 0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:42.600 When you look at your to do list, are there 0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:44.319 lots of items or is there one? 0:44:44.560 --> 0:44:44.759 See? 0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:49.040 Is there one key important item? 0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:52.279 My daughter is my all day very important item. But 0:44:52.800 --> 0:44:55.960 just life around that, so finance is taking care of 0:44:56.000 --> 0:44:58.480 my house, animals, work at school, all ugh. 0:44:58.680 --> 0:45:00.560 Yeah. 0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:02.239 I feel like what has worked for me in the past, 0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:03.920 I gotta hang up with it. I feel like what 0:45:03.960 --> 0:45:08.920 has worked for me in the past is to, like 0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:12.920 I said, focus on just one important thing. But also, 0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:16.200 as I'm talking, as I'm on this subject, I want 0:45:16.239 --> 0:45:18.600 everyone to know that I am so far from the 0:45:18.719 --> 0:45:22.800 last so far away from uh the kind of person 0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:25.080 that should be giving advice on time management because I 0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:25.920 am not good at that. 0:45:26.440 --> 0:45:33.000 Paul from Hi. 0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:32.000 You have a Minute? 0:45:32.280 --> 0:45:33.480 Oh, I'm sweet great. 0:45:36.520 --> 0:45:38.319 Turns like Okay, So I. 0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:43.239 Kind of haven't PATA syndrome, I think, but it's not 0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:45.040 really diagnosed because uh. 0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:49.040 Yeah, I basically I'm able to play like. 0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:51.880 The Deformation, and I'm like not even good at them. 0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:51.759 Or. 0:45:53.400 --> 0:45:56.440 Even though I've been like like region bands and like 0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:59.319 readier performance and like I made areas like a month ago, 0:45:59.400 --> 0:46:01.040 and I still like, I don't think I'm good. 0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:02.319 Of m hmm. 0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:07.839 Well, here's the thing, whether whether or not you are good. See, 0:46:07.840 --> 0:46:11.000 if you're not good, then that means that you've tricked 0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:13.040 people into thinking that you're good, which in and of 0:46:13.080 --> 0:46:16.440 itself is a skill. It's an undeniable skill. And if 0:46:16.480 --> 0:46:19.640 you are good, then you have the skill of being good. 0:46:20.080 --> 0:46:22.800 So no matter what, you undeniably have a skill. 0:46:23.800 --> 0:46:31.120 Grow Okay, universe off fuck Paul. 0:46:31.040 --> 0:46:33.279 From Ricky. 0:46:34.680 --> 0:46:36.440 Hey, Ricky, you have a Minute. 0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:40.200 I was wondering what face paint Brandy use. 0:46:40.800 --> 0:46:42.759 It's called maren Paradise. 0:46:43.640 --> 0:46:46.560 And how big is your stock all of this face paint? 0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:48.799 I don't have a lot on me right now. But 0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:50.720 I just bought two more palettes. 0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:54.239 Interesting. That's how I wanted to thank you. 0:46:57.280 --> 0:47:01.120 All from going tick off. 0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:03.880 Hey, you have a minute? 0:47:05.480 --> 0:47:05.719 Hey? 0:47:05.960 --> 0:47:06.560 Is this Lyle? 0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:07.439 Yes? 0:47:07.520 --> 0:47:07.759 Ma'am? 0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:09.520 Oh my god? 0:47:09.760 --> 0:47:09.960 Hi? 0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:11.000 Hi? 0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:13.240 How are you have a minute? I'm good? 0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:13.759 How are you? 0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:17.160 I'm good? You have forty seconds? 0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:18.640 I have forty seconds. 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:22.560 Okay, So what are you doing right now? 0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:23.719 I'm sorry? 0:47:24.719 --> 0:47:26.480 Oh, you don't have spots it at all. I am 0:47:26.960 --> 0:47:29.640 live streaming myself taking one minute phone calls. I'm having 0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:35.520 a good time. I'm learning actually a ton from I'm 0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:37.239 learning a ton from doing these women at phone calls. 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:39.720 It's so funny because people call in on the regular 0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:42.600 stream and I mean, I'm do you have anything else 0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:44.319 to say? Because I could sell this when you're off 0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:44.680 the phone. 0:47:46.480 --> 0:47:48.719 I mean, I'm just happy I got on because I'm 0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:51.160 finally proving my boyfriend wrong. He said I was never 0:47:51.200 --> 0:47:54.040 gonna get on the show, But here I am. I'm 0:47:54.080 --> 0:47:58.160 proud of myself for being persistent so stuck at Jake. 0:47:58.160 --> 0:47:59.120 I got on the show. 0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:00.600 What's your name? 0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:02.719 My name is Olivia. 0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:04.759 Olivia. I'm proud of you too, get bless you? 0:48:06.760 --> 0:48:08.640 How from style? 0:48:10.280 --> 0:48:15.800 Hey, Scott. Hello, hey Scott you, Oh. 0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:18.279 Thank you previously talked about potatoes. I don't want to 0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:19.080 talk about potatoes. 0:48:19.120 --> 0:48:19.719 Thank you for a. 0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:22.520 Dressing the topic we think we talked before. 0:48:23.160 --> 0:48:26.080 Yeah, is that against the rules? 0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:30.799 Yes, cop, Hi, you have a minute, Teather. 0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:33.040 I wanted to get your thoughts on success. And I 0:48:33.080 --> 0:48:35.400 was talking to this about my talking about this with 0:48:35.440 --> 0:48:37.719 my buddy the other day and he said, success is 0:48:37.760 --> 0:48:40.799 making your dreams become a reality. And you see to 0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:43.839 be someone that I would consider successful, and I want 0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:45.480 to get your thoughts and opinions on what you think 0:48:45.480 --> 0:48:47.200 successes and how you think you can reach it. 0:48:47.760 --> 0:48:50.799 Oh crap. I think success is probably in order to 0:48:51.360 --> 0:48:53.759 achieve success, you have to define it first, and your 0:48:53.760 --> 0:48:56.359 definition could be elastic. So you might define success as 0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:58.080 one thing at what point in your life, and then 0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:01.160 achieve that and then realize that actually want something else, 0:49:01.200 --> 0:49:03.120 and then redefine your definition and then go after that, 0:49:03.360 --> 0:49:05.120 and you can kind of keep doing that infantly until 0:49:05.120 --> 0:49:05.520 you die. 0:49:07.800 --> 0:49:09.239 Okay, Yeah, I didn't think he was right with his 0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:11.359 definition neither, but thank you, thank you. 0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:15.800 All from beat. 0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:21.680 Hey there you have a minute. 0:49:23.280 --> 0:49:27.280 Oh shit, right freaking wild. 0:49:27.520 --> 0:49:29.600 I'm so stoked to be here, dude. 0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:31.759 Okay, forty second question for. 0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:39.880 You, yep, Okay, My question is does it make you 0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:42.279 feel better to think that we could just be a 0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:45.439 little particle and an alien's pubicle pubic hair. 0:49:46.880 --> 0:49:52.120 Yes, that is it, you know, scale, here's the thing 0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:55.880 at a relative scale. To me, everything I experience is 0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:59.720 how I experience it, so you know, uh, I mean listen, 0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:03.880 at certain scales, I am that small, and at certain 0:50:03.920 --> 0:50:09.440 scales I'm genormous, So you know, things are infinitely relative, 0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:12.960 if that makes sense, So it doesn't really affect me 0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:22.200 either way. Okay, did that make sense? I think that 0:50:22.239 --> 0:50:25.960 made sense. That made perfect sense to me. You know, 0:50:28.719 --> 0:50:31.600 listen on some relative scales, I am giant. On some 0:50:31.719 --> 0:50:36.239 relative scales, I'm tiny, but I only experienced life to 0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:41.520 my own scale. Yeah, that made perfect sense. Yeah, I'm 0:50:41.520 --> 0:50:47.520 a genius. Elijah, Hey, Eliji, you have a minute. 0:50:48.320 --> 0:50:53.400 Hey, how's it going. I've recently started a Twitter, like 0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:56.480 one of those like I guess OnlyFans twitters, and I 0:50:56.560 --> 0:50:59.560 have an only sense as well. My stepmother has like 0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:01.480 she's like a co signer on my bank account, and 0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:05.040 she recently saw that I got four hundred and seventy 0:51:05.120 --> 0:51:08.279 nine dollars in my bank account out of income, but 0:51:08.320 --> 0:51:12.120 I'm unemployed other than the only fans account, so I'm 0:51:12.200 --> 0:51:15.520 kind of curious on how I'm supposed to, like, I 0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:18.160 guess start that conversation because at this point it's just 0:51:18.160 --> 0:51:21.279 getting awkward because now I just have unexplained income and 0:51:21.480 --> 0:51:22.799 I think she might start thinking that. 0:51:22.880 --> 0:51:26.080 I'm like, okay, I have multiple questions. Why is your 0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:28.320 stepmother a co signer on your bank account? 0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:30.719 So because I got my bank account when I was 0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:34.600 seventeen and I'm eighteen now, so it's just like, I mean, 0:51:34.640 --> 0:51:37.360 I could take her off, but it's just like she 0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:40.319 can see my income and sometimes she'll go in and 0:51:40.360 --> 0:51:42.399 be like why did you, like, why did you spend 0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:44.560 that much money? And I'm like, eh, so now it's 0:51:44.600 --> 0:51:47.840 just like I'm getting income from OnlyFans and she thinks. 0:51:47.600 --> 0:51:53.040 That, Okay. I feel like you you got to okay, 0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:54.600 now that you're eighteen, you got to get your step 0:51:54.600 --> 0:51:56.640 mother off of your bank account. And also now that 0:51:56.640 --> 0:51:59.600 you're eighteen, I mean, listen, you do you I'm I 0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:02.440 gonn tell you to do, but I guess this whole 0:52:02.440 --> 0:52:04.239 thing is be telling people to do. I feel like, 0:52:06.480 --> 0:52:10.680 you know you will probably be happier the more open 0:52:10.800 --> 0:52:14.400 and honest you are with your step mom. You know 0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:19.560 what I'm saying, So like, look, you know you should 0:52:19.600 --> 0:52:23.160 have your own bank account and you don't really owe 0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:26.840 your stepmother any information about your finances now that you're eighteen. 0:52:28.239 --> 0:52:32.160 That's my take all from Alex. 0:52:34.000 --> 0:52:35.760 Yeah, Alex, how you're doing you have a minute? 0:52:36.800 --> 0:52:37.319 Oh my god? 0:52:37.360 --> 0:52:40.719 Okay, So I have an issue with people who think 0:52:40.719 --> 0:52:41.600 that water is wet. 0:52:42.400 --> 0:52:42.880 I hear that. 0:52:43.080 --> 0:52:46.319 I hear that often it's water's not wet. Water has 0:52:46.360 --> 0:52:48.399 to be on things to be wet. 0:52:49.680 --> 0:52:52.400 Okay, this emotion that you feel towards these people that 0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:54.840 believe that water is wet, how are you going to 0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:56.600 use it to benefit yourself or other people? 0:52:58.400 --> 0:53:00.560 Trying to educate people? Because I think it's it's a 0:53:00.640 --> 0:53:01.440 lack of education. 0:53:02.800 --> 0:53:06.560 What are you gonna do to educate people, correct them? 0:53:06.719 --> 0:53:08.440 How do you feel as though educating people will be 0:53:08.719 --> 0:53:10.520 will be beneficials of them? 0:53:11.160 --> 0:53:14.719 Because it's a common misconception. Everybody says that water's wet 0:53:14.760 --> 0:53:17.760 and it's not water has to be like, we don't 0:53:17.840 --> 0:53:22.120 define things as wet unless waters on it or like 0:53:22.200 --> 0:53:22.920 some liquid. 0:53:23.760 --> 0:53:25.720 Do you feel as though you've accomplished anything by sharing 0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.719 this with us. I do good. 0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:31.400 Thank you? 0:53:32.080 --> 0:53:32.480 Thank you? 0:53:33.680 --> 0:53:40.279 Who call from Hi? Yeah? 0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:42.360 Hello, Hey have a minute? 0:53:44.200 --> 0:53:45.440 Is this the green person? 0:53:46.200 --> 0:53:46.439 Yep? 0:53:49.200 --> 0:53:52.319 So like, can I guess some advice or like, what's up? 0:53:53.640 --> 0:53:53.960 What do you? 0:53:54.000 --> 0:53:54.879 What do you want to be up? 0:53:56.960 --> 0:54:05.080 So like, I'm just tired of all these streamers. My 0:54:05.200 --> 0:54:07.920 heart's beating really fast, and. 0:54:08.160 --> 0:54:10.400 Tell me, tell me about the streamers. Why why? Why 0:54:10.400 --> 0:54:13.399 are you tired of the streamers because. 0:54:13.080 --> 0:54:15.320 You guys banned me all the time when I message? 0:54:16.239 --> 0:54:17.560 What did you put in the message that you got 0:54:17.560 --> 0:54:19.720 banned of? 0:54:19.880 --> 0:54:23.480 H I mean I talked ship but not. 0:54:24.960 --> 0:54:26.640 Okay, tell me what you said that you got banned for. 0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:30.439 Well, I get back from everyone's chat, so I can't 0:54:30.480 --> 0:54:31.200 really remember. 0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:33.480 Okay, you should take a look at what you've been 0:54:33.480 --> 0:54:36.439 writing in people's chats and maybe reevaluate as to why 0:54:36.520 --> 0:54:37.160 they would ban you. 0:54:41.960 --> 0:54:42.719 So that's it. 0:54:43.600 --> 0:54:48.520 Yep. See I would have gone more. I would have 0:54:48.520 --> 0:54:50.279 gone more in depth with that guy if I if 0:54:50.280 --> 0:54:52.640 I I want everyone to know, if I had more 0:54:52.640 --> 0:54:55.239 than a minute, I would have gone into it with 0:54:55.280 --> 0:55:01.560 that guy. I was. I was curious about him because look, 0:55:01.600 --> 0:55:04.399 I don't believe the trolls just troll. Okay, I really don't. 0:55:04.440 --> 0:55:07.560 All right, listen, I don't. I don't believe in that. 0:55:08.960 --> 0:55:14.440 I fully believe there is a reason, an underlying reason. 0:55:14.520 --> 0:55:17.160 Maybe he has a desire for attention because he didn't 0:55:17.160 --> 0:55:20.960 get enough as a child, something like that, some underlying 0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:24.160 reason that we could have explored with that young man 0:55:24.680 --> 0:55:30.000 as to why he types bad things in people's chats. 0:55:30.000 --> 0:55:31.880 And I would have been interested in exploring that reason, 0:55:33.320 --> 0:55:35.000 but we'll save that for the actual show. This is 0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:39.120 one minute phone calls. Baby goes on the line taking 0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:43.640 your phone calls every nighte ever goes to who's teaching 0:55:43.719 --> 0:55:47.760 you aloud in lying he's not really an expert.