Speaker 1: Hello, folks, It's Lyle. Here's the deal. I've been having
Speaker 1: a lot of longer callers on the podcast this year,
Speaker 1: which personally I have very much enjoyed. It's always great
Speaker 1: to get to talk to people in depth. However, this episode,
Speaker 1: I thought, why not shake it up a little bit
Speaker 1: and give callers only sixty seconds until I hang up
Speaker 1: on them. We get in, we get the good stuff,
Speaker 1: and we go on our way. Folks, this is one
Speaker 1: minute calls. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Burns, Hi, Burns, Hey, how are you okay?
Speaker 3: I need you to tell me when I have thirty
Speaker 3: seconds left. I have two things to say. One of
Speaker 3: them is I made meatballs tonight and I didn't have
Speaker 3: any bread combs, so I used tortilla chips instead, and
Speaker 3: they didn't turn out that good. They taste it like
Speaker 3: tortilla chips. The second the second thing, it was pretty good.
Speaker 3: Actually it wasn't that all right. And the second thing
Speaker 3: is I just got a new job. I'm a mechanic.
Speaker 3: I live in the Midwest, and I switched from just
Speaker 3: doing breaks and suspension to now engine work, and it's
Speaker 3: really stressing me out. My first day was today.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, what why is it stressing you out.
Speaker 3: Because it breaks and suspension is super easy, but like
Speaker 3: engine work is pretty hardcore, and then there's more diagnosing
Speaker 3: in bolth.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you confident about your ability to beat the stress?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I got this beautiful.
Speaker 4: Hi, you have a minute, yo.
Speaker 5: So the other day my co worker told me about HMP.
Speaker 5: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1: What is?
Speaker 5: It's the Human Meat Project and I am not quite
Speaker 5: positive if it is real or not? Is because oh,
Speaker 5: it's it's about human sorry population trying to solve that
Speaker 5: problem by using human meat as food.
Speaker 1: Okay, why are you not sure about this?
Speaker 5: Because the website looks real even though it's a dot com.
Speaker 5: You can buy those, so it's not like a dot
Speaker 5: org where you can't buy those.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm not asking about the website. I'm asking
Speaker 1: about the the project. What about the project sounds like
Speaker 1: a bad idea to you?
Speaker 5: No, it doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Speaker 1: I don't know ten seconds to explain.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's real or not.
Speaker 1: Okay, but if it is real, why is it bother you?
Speaker 1: It sounds actually kind of like not a bad idea.
Speaker 4: All From Bobby Schmurt it.
Speaker 1: Bobby, How you doing.
Speaker 6: I'm doing great. I got got on mayn I ate
Speaker 6: the mushrooms earlier. Okay, I'm watching Cody and no weel
Speaker 6: I'm watching you.
Speaker 7: I'm eating McDonald's.
Speaker 1: What inspire you to take mushrooms today?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Well, you don't have time for what?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: I wasn't on time for anything.
Speaker 9: I interesting took the mushrooms because I pulled it out
Speaker 9: of a hat.
Speaker 6: It was either weed, mushrooms or alcohol.
Speaker 1: You pulled either weed mushrooms arechol out of a hat.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It was three pieces of paper and I drew the mushrooms.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: Do you normally do this before you take drugs?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: No, it's my Saturday though.
Speaker 4: I couldn't decide.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is the first time you've done this
Speaker 1: with the hat?
Speaker 12: With the hat?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? And are you glad that you picked mushrooms and
Speaker 1: anything else?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I think it got me on here.
Speaker 1: Interesting? Okay. What have we learned about him? We learned
Speaker 1: that he has a ritual. We learned a lesson, folks.
Speaker 1: We learned, as they told us in kindergarten, you don't
Speaker 1: you get what you get and you don't get upset
Speaker 1: Bobby knew that whatever choice he ended up with would
Speaker 1: be the right choice, because he made it the right choice.
Speaker 1: If he had landed on alcohol, he would have had
Speaker 1: a great night in getting drunk. If he landed on weed,
Speaker 1: you would have had a great night getting high. And
Speaker 1: if he landed on mushrooms, you would have had a
Speaker 1: great time doing mushrooms. It's a proverb for life. Whatever
Speaker 1: happens to you, you enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Caul.
Speaker 14: From Christen, Hey, Kristin, how you doing?
Speaker 15: Hey?
Speaker 7: Get what's up?
Speaker 1: You have a minute?
Speaker 16: Five?
Speaker 7: A minute? Okay? Quick? Red or black?
Speaker 1: Uh? Red?
Speaker 17: Red?
Speaker 18: Okay?
Speaker 7: This is gonna take probably the minute here? How you doing?
Speaker 19: Uh?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 10: Was that?
Speaker 1: What does that question have to do with anything?
Speaker 7: I'm playing roulette right now?
Speaker 1: Okay? How are you winning.
Speaker 8: So far?
Speaker 7: I'm about even chilling?
Speaker 1: Much money is on the line?
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm just playing like five dollars spins?
Speaker 1: Okay, how much money have you won so far?
Speaker 7: I am up two dollars right now?
Speaker 1: Okay? Now did the rouletto? Is it red? Or is
Speaker 1: it black?
Speaker 7: It's slowing down right now? Okay, and it's black.
Speaker 1: I hung up on him early all From Catherine, Hey, Kathy,
Speaker 1: you have a minute.
Speaker 8: Hey.
Speaker 20: Yeah, so every other day I think about the fact
Speaker 20: that there are atoms, like that is in my mouth,
Speaker 20: the probably at some point where in the asshole of
Speaker 20: someone else.
Speaker 1: And how do you feel when you think about that?
Speaker 16: I don't know.
Speaker 20: I think maybe I should not think about it.
Speaker 1: Can I give you some perspective? Yes, So you're grossed
Speaker 1: out by ass atoms? Right, but you've given these qualities
Speaker 1: to an ass, gross, disgusting, smelly. But those qualities are
Speaker 1: as a result of the labeling that you have done
Speaker 1: of the atoms. But when you look at an ass
Speaker 1: and you look at it as just atoms in the
Speaker 1: same way you could look at your lips and look
Speaker 1: at as just atoms, all the traits that you associate
Speaker 1: with the ass fade away and all you're seeing is atoms.
Speaker 1: So really, just your atoms became atoms in a different place.
Speaker 21: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Stick a phone goal.
Speaker 4: All from.
Speaker 15: Hey, my name is Hi.
Speaker 1: You have a minute.
Speaker 8: Hey, I was just on your thoughts on this. I'm
Speaker 8: a delivery driver, so a lot of my expenses gas
Speaker 8: and I currently get about twenty miles of a gallon,
Speaker 8: and I have no car payments. Should I maybe take
Speaker 8: on a car payment and get a vehicle with better mileage.
Speaker 1: Oh can you what what did you say you do
Speaker 1: for a living? Drive truck? Are you your delivery driver?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Like door to ash and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I don't. Can you look into whether or not you
Speaker 1: can write your gas and stuff off on your taxes? Uh?
Speaker 8: You can, but it's either your gas or your miles,
Speaker 8: and it's usually you usually have more miles.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then in that case, I would take that
Speaker 1: into account to make your decision. Someone said it's a
Speaker 1: good way to make to build credit.
Speaker 4: All from banana fo to accept.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 7: Okay, do you think that they should make banana fago?
Speaker 1: Uh? Would you drink it? I?
Speaker 7: I think I definitely would.
Speaker 1: Okay, so at least one person would drink it, would
Speaker 1: would you not? No, definitely not. But I wouldn't really
Speaker 1: like banana anything. I don't like banana laughy taffy. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's a popular banana thing. Now, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this is the fact do you I? Okay?
Speaker 1: I think the fact that you would drink it means
Speaker 1: that there are other people out the who would drink it,
Speaker 1: And I think enough people out there being desiring it
Speaker 1: would warrant its creation, but I know what goes into
Speaker 1: making a soda, so who knows.
Speaker 10: I really respect that.
Speaker 13: I know chat is going crazy, but I respect what
Speaker 13: you have to say.
Speaker 10: So thank you.
Speaker 1: Well, Like I said, woo woop back all right? Yeah, hello,
Speaker 1: Hey have a time, man, you have a minute?
Speaker 4: Holy shit?
Speaker 17: Hey with sub gag?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 22: It's my birthday, so I just want to say hi.
Speaker 1: A birthday, man.
Speaker 12: I will turning twenty three.
Speaker 1: What do you about to turn twenty three?
Speaker 17: Yes, sir, I am.
Speaker 1: What are you most excited about? What do you must.
Speaker 22: Nothing? Man, I'm going to Barcelona for like a month
Speaker 22: and hopefully I can stay there for a while. I'm tired
Speaker 22: of United States life?
Speaker 1: Why what are you tired of about the United States life?
Speaker 22: Just being a slaver slave to capitalism?
Speaker 23: Man, It's.
Speaker 1: Is Spain, not capitalism. What is What have they got
Speaker 1: in Spain?
Speaker 22: I don't know, man. I just think it'll be way
Speaker 22: chiller out there and you'll get to drink sangry or
Speaker 22: anytime you want.
Speaker 1: That sounds beautiful. I hope you have a great time.
Speaker 22: Thank you, God bless you.
Speaker 4: Jack.
Speaker 1: I like that guy a lot. That was a great woeman.
Speaker 23: To call.
Speaker 4: Paul from Cassidy.
Speaker 1: Hey, Cassie, you have a minut.
Speaker 24: Hey everyone, my guinea pig died and I don't really
Speaker 24: know how to feel that.
Speaker 1: How long have you had the guinea pig for.
Speaker 24: Like two years? His name was Vincenzo.
Speaker 1: It was one of your favorite memories with your guinea pig.
Speaker 24: He had huge balls, okay, huge fucking balls, and he
Speaker 24: could have got along with my other guinea pig better,
Speaker 24: but my dad was too proud to cut his ball off.
Speaker 1: Uh really, why did you want to cut his balls off?
Speaker 24: If he can like uh not, like spray on the
Speaker 24: other one and they could get along better.
Speaker 1: Oh was he coming all over the other guinea pigs?
Speaker 16: Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 1: Okay. I feel like if two humans did that on
Speaker 1: each other, that the human that did they would probably
Speaker 1: get arrested probably, But he was a guinea pig world.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's not as bad.
Speaker 24: No, yeah, I'd like to live in guinea pig world.
Speaker 24: Not for the coming reason, just in general.
Speaker 1: Are you going to do one?
Speaker 22: I don't know.
Speaker 25: I'm going to college.
Speaker 10: Maybe?
Speaker 26: Oh?
Speaker 4: All from Greg?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 1: Greg?
Speaker 12: Holy, okay, I got one minute. Recently broke up with
Speaker 12: my lady. And the other day I was reflecting, right,
Speaker 12: and I had like this gay thought because generally a
Speaker 12: lot of my buddies, I don't know, we're kind of
Speaker 12: growing apart. And I was thinking, man, I gotta find
Speaker 12: the right guy for me, but not in like a
Speaker 12: sexual way or anything, just like I got to find
Speaker 12: a good guy, you know. And then I was like,
Speaker 12: holy crap, that's kind of gay.
Speaker 1: Well, like a good male friend, yeah, like a buddy.
Speaker 1: I think it's important to have a buddy. I think
Speaker 1: platonic male friendship is very important. Platonic friendship ven agenda
Speaker 1: is very important.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: But then I was worried, like, that's not gay, is
Speaker 12: it is? Just I want a new buddy.
Speaker 1: Like you're asking if it's gay to make friends.
Speaker 12: Dude, I fucking love you, man, You're the best.
Speaker 1: It is a little gay to make friends. It's undeniably
Speaker 1: little gay. You're inviting a dude over to hang out.
Speaker 1: It's a little gay. He's right, it's a little gay.
Speaker 4: Paul from LORI, Hey, Lurie, how are you doing?
Speaker 27: Oh I am I actually.
Speaker 1: On yep, you have sixty seconds.
Speaker 12: Oh cool.
Speaker 27: My name is not Laurie, it's.
Speaker 1: Toy Okay, you have forty seconds.
Speaker 27: Okay, So I'm trying to make a friend with a woman,
Speaker 27: and I'm having trouble finding a woman.
Speaker 1: Why are you, Oh, you're having trouble finding a woman
Speaker 1: to make friends with? Yeah, why are you having trouble
Speaker 1: with that?
Speaker 27: I don't know. I find it hard to meet someone
Speaker 27: that like kind of matches my vibe.
Speaker 1: I guess what kinds of things have you been doing
Speaker 1: to attempt to do that.
Speaker 27: I'm trying to join more clubs, like I'm joining a
Speaker 27: chess club in a gymnastics club, and hopefully I'll meet
Speaker 27: someone to do fun things with.
Speaker 1: I think if you continue to put yourself out there,
Speaker 1: it's almost inevitable.
Speaker 27: Yeah, hopefully. I don't know, it's been a while.
Speaker 1: Oh crap, I'll hung up on her. I guess that's
Speaker 1: the whole point.
Speaker 4: Paul from Yahn, Hey, y on, you have a minute.
Speaker 1: For five seconds.
Speaker 25: So I just had a conversation with one of my
Speaker 25: friends that I've been in school for a couple of years,
Speaker 25: and I just had a conversation with him today and
Speaker 25: basically I had like a friend breakup and it's pretty.
Speaker 1: Tough, Like, why did you guys break up?
Speaker 25: He kissed one of my cousins and what's the sext.
Speaker 10: Thing the other one?
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus.
Speaker 11: Yeah, So I don't know how to feel.
Speaker 25: But yeah, I'm a people pleaser, so it's kind of bittersweet.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I look, I think there's something to
Speaker 1: be said about, you know, setting whatever your boundaries are
Speaker 1: and then enforcing them.
Speaker 25: Yeah, exactly, I'm working through that now.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to say in the next
Speaker 1: five seconds?
Speaker 11: Good night?
Speaker 1: Good night?
Speaker 4: Call from Chili to accept Prescott.
Speaker 1: Hey, Chillie, have a minute.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, Hi, when you think of a dorito, do
Speaker 5: you think of cool ranch or Nato cheese?
Speaker 24: Like?
Speaker 4: What is not to Jesus the Yeah, okay, that's.
Speaker 27: All, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: A go oh.
Speaker 4: All from spaghetti?
Speaker 1: Hi, spaghetti? How are you second?
Speaker 15: Oh shit, okay? I love my dog?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 15: She's my dog. She's old. I'm selling her a sling
Speaker 15: so I can like help her up the stairs.
Speaker 1: That's really cute. How old is she? Uh?
Speaker 15: She's about maybe like thirteen, a little older.
Speaker 1: What's the best memory you have with your dog?
Speaker 15: Oh shit, Uh, I don't know, like holding her after
Speaker 15: like our floors got done and she was like actually
Speaker 15: feeling cuddally normally she's not like that cuddally.
Speaker 1: That's really cute. What kind of dog is she?
Speaker 15: She's just like, we don't know her exact brade, she's mutt.
Speaker 8: H.
Speaker 1: Where do you think we go when we die?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 15: Shit, I don't know, man, I don't really care.
Speaker 1: Anything else you want to say before we go? You
Speaker 1: have five seconds?
Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, that's it all from teezy helloat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hi you have sixty seconds.
Speaker 28: Hi, I love you.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sweet of you to say. What's going
Speaker 1: on with you? What? How's your life? Tell me everything?
Speaker 29: Okay, fuck it, I want to tell you.
Speaker 30: But my project team we're making a canoe out of
Speaker 30: concrete and this ship floats. I'm asthetics fleed and it's
Speaker 30: seventies teams and it's called the boogie Boat.
Speaker 1: How do you make a canoe out of congret? There's
Speaker 1: no way you're gonna be able to tell me the
Speaker 1: answer that in fifty seconds.
Speaker 31: But it's less dense than the water.
Speaker 1: It's less dense than water.
Speaker 28: Well, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess if you can make like a whole uh
Speaker 1: fucking Dizzysney cruise float that you can make something out
Speaker 1: of concrete.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I guess so we like raped it.
Speaker 30: There are like four people in there.
Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive. Thank you, have a good rest of
Speaker 1: the night. Pretty impressive. A whole ship made out of cardboard. Wait, no,
Speaker 1: man out of concrete all from Yeah, hey man, you
Speaker 1: got a minute.
Speaker 32: Hey, So I was I'm kind of in a funny
Speaker 32: position right now. I was considering originally going to blacksmithing,
Speaker 32: and I tested out of high school for that, and
Speaker 32: I've been invested in that for about a year now
Speaker 32: before realizing if I really want to make it, I
Speaker 32: need to get basically a whole machine.
Speaker 3: Shop on my side.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 32: So I'm considering pivoting to something like maybe computer sciences.
Speaker 32: But I'm really stuck in my position here because that
Speaker 32: would require a lot of.
Speaker 7: I'm just stuck.
Speaker 19: Man.
Speaker 1: How old are you.
Speaker 32: Nineteen?
Speaker 1: Okay, so like when you're seventy years old, the amount
Speaker 1: of time that it took you to pivot will be nothing.
Speaker 32: That's a good way of putting it. I always kind
Speaker 32: of had the idea I was just gonna end up
Speaker 32: dying in.
Speaker 18: A war, so it didn't really matter.
Speaker 32: It's probably a bad thought though, what war would you
Speaker 32: die in? We'd get into one. H I mean being
Speaker 32: realistic here, I don't know. There are so many China, Russia.
Speaker 32: Just something.
Speaker 1: Into a war then nothing will matter what you did,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, it's kind of my point.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what do you want to do?
Speaker 32: Uh? I think I had a really bad nihilistic worldview
Speaker 32: going into this, and I'm probably just overthinking it. But
Speaker 32: I think I'm gonna go into the blacksmithink thing and
Speaker 32: just hope I find enough money to get a machine shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to pivot?
Speaker 32: You know, maybe not because I don't know that much
Speaker 32: about computers, and I was thinking about computer sciences because
Speaker 32: I just looked up indeed that common look at that.
Speaker 18: There's a lot of jobs.
Speaker 1: Well I'll say this. You know, computers, you know, they're
Speaker 1: kind of a fad.
Speaker 14: But swords, Yeah, swords are cool.
Speaker 32: But is there anyone in chat? If you own a katana?
Speaker 32: You're dumb. But that's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling.
Speaker 32: Thank you very much every day?
Speaker 4: Oh pull from.
Speaker 1: Hi, you have a minute.
Speaker 27: Hello.
Speaker 29: I'm a a longtime watcher and for some color, my
Speaker 29: boyfriend's roommate has a cat, and I'm really good friends
Speaker 29: with the cat like that cat I've ever met. But
Speaker 29: one day my boyfriend will not be roommates with that
Speaker 29: roommate and I will not have the cat near me anymore.
Speaker 1: What do I How do I deal itz when you're
Speaker 1: with the cat. I want you to really feel the
Speaker 1: cat's fur. I want you to stop what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be on your phone when
Speaker 1: you're with the cat. All right, just really for a second,
Speaker 1: meditate with the cat, be in the moment with the cat,
Speaker 1: and accept the time that you do have with this
Speaker 1: cat is the only time you will ever have with
Speaker 1: this cat. And really be in that time, and really
Speaker 1: be in that moment as much as you can with
Speaker 1: all of your attention, all of your senses.
Speaker 27: All right, that's great advice.
Speaker 4: All from Kyle.
Speaker 1: Hi, Kyle, Oh, hey, you have thirty seconds? Wait, no,
Speaker 1: you have a minute. I keep saying thirty seconds. Actually not,
Speaker 1: fuck you, you have thirty seconds.
Speaker 23: I finally made on the show. Yeah, okay, So I
Speaker 23: wanted to tell.
Speaker 17: You about how.
Speaker 23: I sort of have a crush on my co worker
Speaker 23: that has the same name as me.
Speaker 1: Interesting, tell me more.
Speaker 23: Yeah, I don't know how to go about asking him
Speaker 23: if he'd want to hang out outside of his book
Speaker 23: because he's kind of older than me.
Speaker 1: How much older is he than you?
Speaker 23: He's thirty four when I'm nineteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, go live your life, Kyle, Go do whatever you
Speaker 1: feel is good for you as a human being.
Speaker 4: How from O there?
Speaker 1: Hey there, you got a minute?
Speaker 33: See did you know that killer bees were a Strie
Speaker 33: experiment that escapes from a lamb in nineteen fifties?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Does that mean that all killer b's
Speaker 1: are artificial?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 33: Basically?
Speaker 1: Now does that make you more or less afraid of that?
Speaker 33: I just think it's crazy that they're flying around and
Speaker 33: nobody's talking about how their science experiments.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do because you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do, because you know you have a good
Speaker 1: energy to you. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: never going to look this up and I'm just going to.
Speaker 33: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that as a personal favor to you.
Speaker 24: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Is anything else you want to say to the people
Speaker 1: the computer before we.
Speaker 33: Go go ahead and look it up for actually really interesting, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not gonna look I'm not gonna look it up. I
Speaker 1: believe her, Samuel, Samuel, you have sixty seconds.
Speaker 34: Oh oh, I'm on our and then close. This is
Speaker 34: rep the core my crisis.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 34: I just feel like life is still finite, Like I
Speaker 34: just spent an hour trying to call into this show
Speaker 34: for a minute of time and I don't know, man like,
Speaker 34: and I'm my career, I'm just spend having my last
Speaker 34: job and another aping like, I don't know. This feels
Speaker 34: like a problem.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
Speaker 34: What do I want to do?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 34: I don't know, dude, I need that work life balance.
Speaker 34: I don't have it.
Speaker 1: You got to think of something what's important to you?
Speaker 1: You know, take a second, think about what's important to you?
Speaker 1: Life is it? Friends?
Speaker 21: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay? Do you want to do anything to accomplish anything?
Speaker 34: That's it? I don't know, man mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Let the finite noess of life motivate you to do
Speaker 1: more things that you want to do in your life.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing that life is finite, not bad.
Speaker 34: Yeah all right, yeah, that's perfectly Yeah.
Speaker 1: Make some more special.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right, I understand now all from hey life.
Speaker 1: Take out? Hi? How you doing?
Speaker 14: You have six seconds been pretty good.
Speaker 35: I am obsessed with liminal spaces, and if I could
Speaker 35: live in the back rooms, I'd be like extremely comfortable
Speaker 35: with it.
Speaker 1: But now if you lived in the back rooms, they
Speaker 1: would no longer be novel to you.
Speaker 35: Yeah, technically I don't. I guess I just kind of
Speaker 35: craved to not exist, but not in like a really
Speaker 35: sad way like that. The empty ness, like the emptiness
Speaker 35: of a new like neighborhood is like really comforting.
Speaker 1: Have you thought about moving to a new place?
Speaker 35: I honestly really do.
Speaker 1: Oh where would you want to go?
Speaker 19: Uh?
Speaker 35: Right now, I'm in Arizona and I either want to
Speaker 35: go back to Virginia or like to Washington way just
Speaker 35: out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Have you thought about trying to go to one of
Speaker 1: the uh uh, like a liminal place, like a like
Speaker 1: a check cheese that was abandon or something.
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 35: Yeah, of course, I really want to like go like
Speaker 35: urban diving. I guess, like exploring like lost places.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool.
Speaker 14: Paul from Judy, Hey Jimmy, have a minute.
Speaker 36: Okay, what's up?
Speaker 37: Kick?
Speaker 36: So do you think it's weird to not eat edibles
Speaker 36: or smoke weed for like years? And then decide one
Speaker 36: weekend to just like eat a shit ton of them
Speaker 36: and play VR chat.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't use the word weird to describe that, but
Speaker 1: obviously something compelled you to want to do that, and
Speaker 1: I want to know what that thing was.
Speaker 36: I don't know, man, but I'll tell you. Going into
Speaker 36: like a digital bar and like getting into a fight
Speaker 36: with like a banana and like a random Nazi. It's
Speaker 36: a It's been enlightening to say the least.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you gotten any value out of doing this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 36: So I'm a little more confident, like when I'm like
Speaker 36: Keanu Reeves or like Kermit. You know, it's nice to
Speaker 36: be able to get out of your own skin.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you will continue to do this
Speaker 1: in the future. Oh?
Speaker 36: Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna do it a lot. I don't
Speaker 36: know about the weed and the edibles, so but you know,
Speaker 36: gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: How Hi are you right now?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 7: Man, I'm real high.
Speaker 3: I like.
Speaker 4: Call from Hey, you have a minute, Hey, Lyle.
Speaker 3: So I went sober for the New year, sixteen days
Speaker 3: going strong.
Speaker 4: But the problem that.
Speaker 9: I'm having right now is I have nothing to do
Speaker 9: with my time passing them out smoking beeds. I just
Speaker 9: got out of surgery for the new year, and I
Speaker 9: need ideas for ways to get out. I'm only twenty
Speaker 9: and I have to wait another eleven months before my birthday.
Speaker 34: What should I do?
Speaker 1: First of all, you're on the right track. I feel
Speaker 1: like the best way to avoid smoking we need is
Speaker 1: to occupy yourself with something else. What other things do
Speaker 1: you like to do?
Speaker 9: I play games, I'm mountain bike, I do airsoft, and
Speaker 9: I play other sports and ULTI before the minute's over,
Speaker 9: does the green paint stay in.
Speaker 1: Your face as it does? And do all those things?
Speaker 7: Awesome? Thank you for your advice.
Speaker 1: I he have fifteen seconds left.
Speaker 4: All from Potato Guy.
Speaker 1: Hair, Potato Guy, How are you doing?
Speaker 34: Hello?
Speaker 38: I was so glad you picked up this call. How
Speaker 38: do you feel about sweet potatoes?
Speaker 1: I like them? You know some people, I think some
Speaker 1: people view them as a healthier alternative to French fried potatoes,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure if they are.
Speaker 38: I think they have like additional vitamins and minerals and such.
Speaker 38: But you know, we're here. The potatoes are a uniter.
Speaker 38: They're humble fruits that are so versatile.
Speaker 1: And in what way in your life have potatoes been
Speaker 1: a united for you.
Speaker 38: Well, I just think everyone eats potatoes. Everyone likes potatoes.
Speaker 38: They're very accessible, affordable food, and I eat them all
Speaker 38: the time. There was a time in life. Do you
Speaker 38: ever realize there was a time in America where the
Speaker 38: government said we should eat six potatoes a day?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 38: When I was a kid, that's the food pyramid, six
Speaker 38: pieces of bread or potatoes a day.
Speaker 1: And then you know what I'm gonna do. Because I
Speaker 1: like you, what, I'm gonna believe you and not look
Speaker 1: it up. That's why I do now. When I like people,
Speaker 1: I just believe things that they say. I want to
Speaker 1: look it up.
Speaker 14: All from sprinkles, Hey, Sprinkles.
Speaker 1: You have a minute, yo.
Speaker 17: So I haven't been dating for a while. Last time
Speaker 17: I did was in high school. I'm in my mid
Speaker 17: twenties right now, I am a virgin. But I'm trying
Speaker 17: to get back in the dating pool. But it's like
Speaker 17: it's something I don't really care about. It's not a
Speaker 17: big deal for me. But I don't know whether it's
Speaker 17: something I should broach or mention or talk about, because like,
Speaker 17: I'm gonna suck at it. Everyone does, but I don't
Speaker 17: know how to go about that.
Speaker 1: I feel like the beautiful thing about life is that
Speaker 1: you get to choose what it is that you care about.
Speaker 1: So if you care about sex and dating, you can
Speaker 1: absolutely plunge yourself in in there and you know, explore
Speaker 1: that universe. But if you don't care about that, and
Speaker 1: you care about other things, you can feel free to
Speaker 1: decide what it is that you want to uh do
Speaker 1: with your life and how you want to prioritize things,
Speaker 1: because you know life is short, so you should really
Speaker 1: pick what is important to you and pursue it.
Speaker 17: Cool, So it's like it's not really a big deal.
Speaker 1: But your version, what was that? What your virgin?
Speaker 17: Yeah, just like it's not something that needs to be
Speaker 17: getting in my way.
Speaker 1: I think up on it. But I think the right
Speaker 1: person for you will not care. There's lots of different
Speaker 1: people in the universe, especially if you're only in your twenties,
Speaker 1: and I think that in a world of many many
Speaker 1: men men and men and many many men, many many, many, many,
Speaker 1: many many infinite potential sexual romantic partners, you will be
Speaker 1: able to find somebody who does not care that you
Speaker 1: are a virgin. I don't know if you really want
Speaker 1: to practice sex. You could always I mean, you could
Speaker 1: always hire a prostitute and like, you know, lose your
Speaker 1: virginity so that you kind of know what you're doing
Speaker 1: and then go out and date people. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's a bad idea or not, but that's illegal,
Speaker 1: not everywhere. I don't know where he lives.
Speaker 4: All from.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, well you have a minute.
Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm just wondering, would you let you if you
Speaker 21: were a girl, would you let your husband put it
Speaker 21: in your ast?
Speaker 1: If I were a girl and I let my husband
Speaker 1: put it in it in my ass? Well, here's the
Speaker 1: thing is, as I stand right now, as a guy
Speaker 1: who hasn't asked, I don't like things in my ass.
Speaker 1: I don't know if being a girl would change that.
Speaker 1: And that's not something I would know unless if I
Speaker 1: was actually experiencing it. So I don't feel like I
Speaker 1: could answer this question. But I think if I just
Speaker 1: magically changed genders and my current feelings about you know,
Speaker 1: what my sexual likes and dislikes where as they stood,
Speaker 1: I would not let my husband put his penis in
Speaker 1: my ass.
Speaker 21: Would you want a wife to do it?
Speaker 1: I would? I? Did you not hear me?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 21: But would you want your wife? Would you want your wife?
Speaker 21: Did you?
Speaker 14: I'm not sure what that last question meant all from wait.
Speaker 1: Hey Clayton, you got a minute?
Speaker 7: What's up?
Speaker 1: You got fifty five seconds?
Speaker 16: What's going on?
Speaker 37: Man?
Speaker 1: Not much, man, I'm hanging out on in life. What's
Speaker 1: going on? Oh?
Speaker 6: Not a whole lot?
Speaker 22: Man.
Speaker 6: Uh. What's your favorite food in general?
Speaker 1: My favorite in general is probably pizza. I'll say that pizza.
Speaker 31: I will probably have to go with pizza or wings.
Speaker 15: What's your favorite type of wing if you like them?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, it's between a honey barbecue and mild. It
Speaker 1: depends on how spicy I'm feeling these days. But I've
Speaker 1: been really enjoying, uh, mild wings. I might do that
Speaker 1: after I'm done over here. I'll make it some mild wings.
Speaker 6: That sounds good.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But what's your greatest Uh, what's the what's the greatest?
Speaker 1: What's what? What is bringing you the most amount of
Speaker 1: sadness in your life?
Speaker 31: The most amount of sadness was probably enlisting in the military.
Speaker 31: It was a big mistake.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. You know, I've been saying I
Speaker 1: get mixed calls about that because some people who joined
Speaker 1: the military that I've talked to both on the show
Speaker 1: and in my personal life. They feel like it was
Speaker 1: the best decision. It's it's I've only heard I've only
Speaker 1: heard the polar extremes, Like I've only heard people being like,
Speaker 1: it's the best decision I've ever made in my life,
Speaker 1: and it's the worst decision I've ever made in my life.
Speaker 14: Kind of fascinating all from Ludo Vica.
Speaker 1: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 28: I'm hello?
Speaker 1: Hi, you have a minute?
Speaker 28: So I uh hooked up with my coworker that is
Speaker 28: five years older than me and also does not have
Speaker 28: good relations with any women at my job.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, what did you want to help up with them?
Speaker 27: Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 28: I just kind of wanted to. But yeah, Madame Hotel,
Speaker 28: it was good, but my friend's really mad at me
Speaker 28: for it.
Speaker 1: Now, where's breend mad of you?
Speaker 28: What was mad?
Speaker 1: Why? Washi Madio?
Speaker 28: Because he was saying stuff to my other coworker and
Speaker 28: he also cheated on his girlfriend with my other coworker.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you gonna see him again?
Speaker 28: I did for the first time, and then I told
Speaker 28: my friend it's only about two times. But honestly, I
Speaker 28: don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm Paul from Leslie.
Speaker 1: Leslie. Uh, yes, hi, hey, Leslie, have a minute.
Speaker 15: Okay.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say that I have a gecko
Speaker 2: and I need him, Lyle. And I think I am
Speaker 2: a terrible friend because I feel like to never text back.
Speaker 22: Uh.
Speaker 1: You feel like a terrible friend because you don't text back?
Speaker 2: Yes, at least my friends on Red.
Speaker 27: I feel like it takes a lot of energy.
Speaker 21: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna tell you something like, listen, okay,
Speaker 1: if you we you we. I just need you to
Speaker 1: know that you live in a world that was not
Speaker 1: meant for you.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Human beings uh and technology are not on the same pace.
Speaker 1: So it is very understandable that you have uh a
Speaker 1: difficult time texting people back, and you should not beat
Speaker 1: yourself up about that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I guess it's just a condition.
Speaker 4: On it.
Speaker 1: But I believe so heavily in that I leave people
Speaker 1: on Red all the time because look, do you guys
Speaker 1: here's and I hate when people get upset at before it.
Speaker 1: I hate when people get upset before it. Someone says
Speaker 1: me and fuck you, Okay, do you if you have
Speaker 1: you ever have you ever looked at a timeline of
Speaker 1: the universe, okay, and then and then looked at the
Speaker 1: teeny tiny little bit of time on that timeline that
Speaker 1: human beings existed, and then you microscope in. You just
Speaker 1: microscope microscope, microscope, microscope, microscope in to the time period
Speaker 1: where cell phones in the Internet were invented, like the
Speaker 1: times of deliterately gens. You need see bit of time
Speaker 1: on the relative to the amount of time that human
Speaker 1: beings have existed. Okay. We are used to communicating in
Speaker 1: person with tribes of I'm Joe Rogan talking out of
Speaker 1: my whatever here. But we're used to communicating with like
Speaker 1: little small groups of people, and now we're expected to
Speaker 1: be available to and communicate with every single human being
Speaker 1: that we've ever come into contact with in our entire lives.
Speaker 1: It's unsustainable, it is unrealistic. It is okay if you
Speaker 1: do not text back everyone all the time, Like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is this like thing where we have to
Speaker 1: be in constant communication with every single person ever all
Speaker 1: the time. We are not biologically caught up to that point.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be saying anything about biology. I have no
Speaker 1: ideat I'm talking about. But I also I do believe
Speaker 1: everything I just said.
Speaker 4: All from Amelia.
Speaker 1: Hi, Amelia, you have sixty seconds.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 31: Oh my god, I cannot believe that I'm on the show.
Speaker 31: I just want to say that I've kind of been
Speaker 31: struggling with fitting in. I feel like I overextend myself
Speaker 31: and I come off annoying to the people that I
Speaker 31: want to be close with.
Speaker 1: Why do you want to be close with these people? Uh?
Speaker 31: Because I do prior either with them. I'm with them
Speaker 31: for up to six hours of the day depending on
Speaker 31: the season.
Speaker 18: Mmm.
Speaker 1: And why do you feel like you come off as annoying?
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 31: People never seem to approach me and I always have
Speaker 31: to approach them, and the only way I'm able to
Speaker 31: connect with them is through humor. But it kind of
Speaker 31: ends up backfiring because that's all people know me for.
Speaker 1: Do you feel a strong desire to be liked?
Speaker 31: Yes, incredibly, I feel dude.
Speaker 1: There's this weird thing where like, the stronger your desire
Speaker 1: is to be liked, like, it almost works, as you know,
Speaker 1: against you in a way.
Speaker 31: It's almost different.
Speaker 1: It's almost a deturment. But I feel like if you
Speaker 1: can learn to just accept, okay, hold on, I haveny
Speaker 1: thing up on you. I feel like, if you can
Speaker 1: learn to just like not care what other people think
Speaker 1: it just truly be yourself, they will actually respect you more,
Speaker 1: which is not the point, because paradoxically, if you don't
Speaker 1: care what other people think, that you don't even care
Speaker 1: that they respect you more. So you do it for
Speaker 1: yourself because it feels good to not care what other
Speaker 1: peo thing. And then that also just ends up making
Speaker 1: people want to be with you more, which again shouldn't
Speaker 1: be the point, but that's the paradox.
Speaker 14: Awesome, Sam, Sam, how you doing.
Speaker 9: Doing pretty good? I just wanted to just want to
Speaker 9: say one love. The stream two sixty seconds probably is
Speaker 9: going to be a bit of a scary.
Speaker 7: Thing at the beginning.
Speaker 9: I recently got a recently got a red adult red
Speaker 9: dragon miniature for D and D looking.
Speaker 6: Forward to painting that suit.
Speaker 1: Anything else.
Speaker 9: I am very upset as I recently got something in
Speaker 9: the mail that was very expensive. However, it came broken
Speaker 9: and it is an antique.
Speaker 34: It is a part of.
Speaker 9: History, and fuck the fuck the US Postal Service for
Speaker 9: breaking it.
Speaker 1: Ooh, what was the antique?
Speaker 15: It was?
Speaker 9: It was an antique cane Anglo Ascan sword cane. You
Speaker 9: can look it up and it had a unique handle
Speaker 9: that only a couple of them actually have.
Speaker 1: And why did you buy that? Tell me real quick,
Speaker 1: I bought.
Speaker 9: It because I bought it because I collect them. I'll
Speaker 9: call it back in and I will tell you more
Speaker 9: about the collection later.
Speaker 1: I liked that. That actually was pretty good. I actually
Speaker 1: feel like in just that guy, as they say, understood
Speaker 1: the assignments because I really do feel like I got
Speaker 1: a sense of who he was. You know what I
Speaker 1: liked about the call. I'm gonna say this, I got
Speaker 1: a sense of who that man was today. He collects swords,
Speaker 1: He's angry, and he's passionate. You actually can learn a
Speaker 1: lot about somebody in a.
Speaker 4: Minute, paw from Richard.
Speaker 1: Hey, Richard, you have a minute.
Speaker 18: All right, man. So sometimes when I get really high
Speaker 18: and I think about what happened after death and stuff,
Speaker 18: I can feel like my consciousness away and I can
Speaker 18: feel everything just kind of stop mattering for a minute,
Speaker 18: and then I come back on you. I'm not sure,
Speaker 18: Like I want to hope that's what death feels like,
Speaker 18: But at the same time, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about death? Are you afraid of it?
Speaker 1: Or do you embrace it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 18: Absolutely terrified, Lyle.
Speaker 1: What are you terrified of about death? Exactly?
Speaker 18: Trying to wrap my head around the zero conscious thing,
Speaker 18: like not even thinking, not even being.
Speaker 1: But if you're zero conscious, you don't even be conscious
Speaker 1: about the fact that you're not conscious. So there's something
Speaker 1: you're worried about.
Speaker 18: There's a good point there.
Speaker 4: Call from Lucas.
Speaker 1: Hey, Lucas, you have a minute?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 17: Hey, uh?
Speaker 10: Should I quit my job?
Speaker 1: What's your job?
Speaker 10: I dig graves?
Speaker 1: Do you like digging graves?
Speaker 6: I like digging graves, but the company treats me very poorly.
Speaker 1: So why do they treat you poorly? And what?
Speaker 6: They don't pay me enough and they overwooke work meat
Speaker 6: me very poorly.
Speaker 1: So how much do you think you should be getting
Speaker 1: paid to dig graves?
Speaker 6: At least twenty dollars an hour?
Speaker 1: Is there a place you can find that will pay that?
Speaker 6: H maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 11: It's a good question.
Speaker 1: How much would you pay somebody to dig your own
Speaker 1: grave if you died?
Speaker 17: Thirty dollars an hour?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you should try to find someone who will
Speaker 1: pay you thirty thousan an hour?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, for sure an hour.
Speaker 1: Can you meet your stream?
Speaker 18: Huh?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 10: There we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4: All from Lexi.
Speaker 1: Hey, LEXI have a minute.
Speaker 15: Hi Deck.
Speaker 37: I absolutely hate.
Speaker 4: Waking up in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, me too.
Speaker 37: I get crippling anxiety for like the fact that it
Speaker 37: is a new day and that I have things to do,
Speaker 37: responsibilities and just you know, I I rack my brain
Speaker 37: and I get scared that I'm not going to complete everything,
Speaker 37: and I run in circles all the time.
Speaker 1: M what are you afraid that You're not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to complete everything?
Speaker 37: I feel like I won't do a good enough job
Speaker 37: throughout my day as a person.
Speaker 4: That I will look at something.
Speaker 1: When you look at your to do list, are there
Speaker 1: lots of items or is there one?
Speaker 12: See?
Speaker 1: Is there one key important item?
Speaker 37: My daughter is my all day very important item. But
Speaker 37: just life around that, so finance is taking care of
Speaker 37: my house, animals, work at school, all ugh.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like what has worked for me in the past,
Speaker 1: I gotta hang up with it. I feel like what
Speaker 1: has worked for me in the past is to, like
Speaker 1: I said, focus on just one important thing. But also,
Speaker 1: as I'm talking, as I'm on this subject, I want
Speaker 1: everyone to know that I am so far from the
Speaker 1: last so far away from uh the kind of person
Speaker 1: that should be giving advice on time management because I
Speaker 1: am not good at that.
Speaker 4: Paul from Hi.
Speaker 1: You have a Minute?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sweet great.
Speaker 24: Turns like Okay, So I.
Speaker 19: Kind of haven't PATA syndrome, I think, but it's not
Speaker 19: really diagnosed because uh.
Speaker 39: Yeah, I basically I'm able to play like.
Speaker 27: The Deformation, and I'm like not even good at them.
Speaker 25: Or.
Speaker 24: Even though I've been like like region bands and like
Speaker 24: readier performance and like I made areas like a month ago,
Speaker 24: and I still like, I don't think I'm good.
Speaker 4: Of m hmm.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, whether whether or not you are good. See,
Speaker 1: if you're not good, then that means that you've tricked
Speaker 1: people into thinking that you're good, which in and of
Speaker 1: itself is a skill. It's an undeniable skill. And if
Speaker 1: you are good, then you have the skill of being good.
Speaker 1: So no matter what, you undeniably have a skill.
Speaker 30: Grow Okay, universe off fuck Paul.
Speaker 4: From Ricky.
Speaker 1: Hey, Ricky, you have a Minute.
Speaker 11: I was wondering what face paint Brandy use.
Speaker 1: It's called maren Paradise.
Speaker 11: And how big is your stock all of this face paint?
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot on me right now. But
Speaker 1: I just bought two more palettes.
Speaker 11: Interesting. That's how I wanted to thank you.
Speaker 4: All from going tick off.
Speaker 1: Hey, you have a minute?
Speaker 11: Hey?
Speaker 35: Is this Lyle?
Speaker 21: Yes?
Speaker 1: Ma'am?
Speaker 19: Oh my god?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 34: Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you have a minute? I'm good?
Speaker 20: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? You have forty seconds?
Speaker 24: I have forty seconds.
Speaker 19: Okay, So what are you doing right now?
Speaker 24: I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't have spots it at all. I am
Speaker 1: live streaming myself taking one minute phone calls. I'm having
Speaker 1: a good time. I'm learning actually a ton from I'm
Speaker 1: learning a ton from doing these women at phone calls.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because people call in on the regular
Speaker 1: stream and I mean, I'm do you have anything else
Speaker 1: to say? Because I could sell this when you're off
Speaker 1: the phone.
Speaker 19: I mean, I'm just happy I got on because I'm
Speaker 19: finally proving my boyfriend wrong. He said I was never
Speaker 19: gonna get on the show, But here I am. I'm
Speaker 19: proud of myself for being persistent so stuck at Jake.
Speaker 39: I got on the show.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 39: My name is Olivia.
Speaker 1: Olivia. I'm proud of you too, get bless you?
Speaker 4: How from style?
Speaker 1: Hey, Scott. Hello, hey Scott you, Oh.
Speaker 38: Thank you previously talked about potatoes. I don't want to
Speaker 38: talk about potatoes.
Speaker 25: Thank you for a.
Speaker 12: Dressing the topic we think we talked before.
Speaker 38: Yeah, is that against the rules?
Speaker 1: Yes, cop, Hi, you have a minute, Teather.
Speaker 13: I wanted to get your thoughts on success. And I
Speaker 13: was talking to this about my talking about this with
Speaker 13: my buddy the other day and he said, success is
Speaker 13: making your dreams become a reality. And you see to
Speaker 13: be someone that I would consider successful, and I want
Speaker 13: to get your thoughts and opinions on what you think
Speaker 13: successes and how you think you can reach it.
Speaker 1: Oh crap. I think success is probably in order to
Speaker 1: achieve success, you have to define it first, and your
Speaker 1: definition could be elastic. So you might define success as
Speaker 1: one thing at what point in your life, and then
Speaker 1: achieve that and then realize that actually want something else,
Speaker 1: and then redefine your definition and then go after that,
Speaker 1: and you can kind of keep doing that infantly until
Speaker 1: you die.
Speaker 13: Okay, Yeah, I didn't think he was right with his
Speaker 13: definition neither, but thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: All from beat.
Speaker 1: Hey there you have a minute.
Speaker 29: Oh shit, right freaking wild.
Speaker 39: I'm so stoked to be here, dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, forty second question for.
Speaker 39: You, yep, Okay, My question is does it make you
Speaker 39: feel better to think that we could just be a
Speaker 39: little particle and an alien's pubicle pubic hair.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is it, you know, scale, here's the thing
Speaker 1: at a relative scale. To me, everything I experience is
Speaker 1: how I experience it, so you know, uh, I mean listen,
Speaker 1: at certain scales, I am that small, and at certain
Speaker 1: scales I'm genormous, So you know, things are infinitely relative,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, So it doesn't really affect me
Speaker 1: either way. Okay, did that make sense? I think that
Speaker 1: made sense. That made perfect sense to me. You know,
Speaker 1: listen on some relative scales, I am giant. On some
Speaker 1: relative scales, I'm tiny, but I only experienced life to
Speaker 1: my own scale. Yeah, that made perfect sense. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: a genius. Elijah, Hey, Eliji, you have a minute.
Speaker 10: Hey, how's it going. I've recently started a Twitter, like
Speaker 10: one of those like I guess OnlyFans twitters, and I
Speaker 10: have an only sense as well. My stepmother has like
Speaker 10: she's like a co signer on my bank account, and
Speaker 10: she recently saw that I got four hundred and seventy
Speaker 10: nine dollars in my bank account out of income, but
Speaker 10: I'm unemployed other than the only fans account, so I'm
Speaker 10: kind of curious on how I'm supposed to, like, I
Speaker 10: guess start that conversation because at this point it's just
Speaker 10: getting awkward because now I just have unexplained income and
Speaker 10: I think she might start thinking that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I have multiple questions. Why is your
Speaker 1: stepmother a co signer on your bank account?
Speaker 10: So because I got my bank account when I was
Speaker 10: seventeen and I'm eighteen now, so it's just like, I mean,
Speaker 10: I could take her off, but it's just like she
Speaker 10: can see my income and sometimes she'll go in and
Speaker 10: be like why did you, like, why did you spend
Speaker 10: that much money? And I'm like, eh, so now it's
Speaker 10: just like I'm getting income from OnlyFans and she thinks.
Speaker 1: That, Okay. I feel like you you got to okay,
Speaker 1: now that you're eighteen, you got to get your step
Speaker 1: mother off of your bank account. And also now that
Speaker 1: you're eighteen, I mean, listen, you do you I'm I
Speaker 1: gonn tell you to do, but I guess this whole
Speaker 1: thing is be telling people to do. I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know you will probably be happier the more open
Speaker 1: and honest you are with your step mom. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, So like, look, you know you should
Speaker 1: have your own bank account and you don't really owe
Speaker 1: your stepmother any information about your finances now that you're eighteen.
Speaker 14: That's my take all from Alex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alex, how you're doing you have a minute?
Speaker 10: Oh my god?
Speaker 26: Okay, So I have an issue with people who think
Speaker 26: that water is wet.
Speaker 10: I hear that.
Speaker 26: I hear that often it's water's not wet. Water has
Speaker 26: to be on things to be wet.
Speaker 1: Okay, this emotion that you feel towards these people that
Speaker 1: believe that water is wet, how are you going to
Speaker 1: use it to benefit yourself or other people?
Speaker 26: Trying to educate people? Because I think it's it's a
Speaker 26: lack of education.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do to educate people, correct them?
Speaker 1: How do you feel as though educating people will be
Speaker 1: will be beneficials of them?
Speaker 26: Because it's a common misconception. Everybody says that water's wet
Speaker 26: and it's not water has to be like, we don't
Speaker 26: define things as wet unless waters on it or like
Speaker 26: some liquid.
Speaker 1: Do you feel as though you've accomplished anything by sharing
Speaker 1: this with us. I do good.
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Who call from Hi? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey have a minute?
Speaker 16: Is this the green person?
Speaker 10: Yep?
Speaker 16: So like, can I guess some advice or like, what's up?
Speaker 20: What do you?
Speaker 1: What do you want to be up?
Speaker 16: So like, I'm just tired of all these streamers. My
Speaker 16: heart's beating really fast, and.
Speaker 1: Tell me, tell me about the streamers. Why why? Why
Speaker 1: are you tired of the streamers because.
Speaker 16: You guys banned me all the time when I message?
Speaker 1: What did you put in the message that you got
Speaker 1: banned of?
Speaker 16: H I mean I talked ship but not.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me what you said that you got banned for.
Speaker 16: Well, I get back from everyone's chat, so I can't
Speaker 16: really remember.
Speaker 1: Okay, you should take a look at what you've been
Speaker 1: writing in people's chats and maybe reevaluate as to why
Speaker 1: they would ban you.
Speaker 11: So that's it.
Speaker 1: Yep. See I would have gone more. I would have
Speaker 1: gone more in depth with that guy if I if
Speaker 1: I I want everyone to know, if I had more
Speaker 1: than a minute, I would have gone into it with
Speaker 1: that guy. I was. I was curious about him because look,
Speaker 1: I don't believe the trolls just troll. Okay, I really don't.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, I don't. I don't believe in that.
Speaker 1: I fully believe there is a reason, an underlying reason.
Speaker 1: Maybe he has a desire for attention because he didn't
Speaker 1: get enough as a child, something like that, some underlying
Speaker 1: reason that we could have explored with that young man
Speaker 1: as to why he types bad things in people's chats.
Speaker 1: And I would have been interested in exploring that reason,
Speaker 1: but we'll save that for the actual show. This is
Speaker 1: one minute phone calls. Baby goes on the line taking
Speaker 1: your phone calls every nighte ever goes to who's teaching
Speaker 1: you aloud in lying he's not really an expert.