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Speaker 1: Hello, folks, It's Lyle. Here's the deal. I've been having

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Speaker 1: a lot of longer callers on the podcast this year,

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Speaker 1: which personally I have very much enjoyed. It's always great

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Speaker 1: to get to talk to people in depth. However, this episode,

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Speaker 1: I thought, why not shake it up a little bit

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Speaker 1: and give callers only sixty seconds until I hang up

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Speaker 1: on them. We get in, we get the good stuff,

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Speaker 1: and we go on our way. Folks, this is one

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Speaker 1: minute calls. Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Burns, Hi, Burns, Hey, how are you okay?

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Speaker 3: I need you to tell me when I have thirty

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Speaker 3: seconds left. I have two things to say. One of

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Speaker 3: them is I made meatballs tonight and I didn't have

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Speaker 3: any bread combs, so I used tortilla chips instead, and

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Speaker 3: they didn't turn out that good. They taste it like

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Speaker 3: tortilla chips. The second the second thing, it was pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Actually it wasn't that all right. And the second thing

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Speaker 3: is I just got a new job. I'm a mechanic.

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Speaker 3: I live in the Midwest, and I switched from just

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Speaker 3: doing breaks and suspension to now engine work, and it's

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Speaker 3: really stressing me out. My first day was today.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, what why is it stressing you out.

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Speaker 3: Because it breaks and suspension is super easy, but like

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Speaker 3: engine work is pretty hardcore, and then there's more diagnosing

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you confident about your ability to beat the stress?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I got this beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Hi, you have a minute, yo.

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Speaker 5: So the other day my co worker told me about HMP.

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Speaker 5: Do you know what that is?

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Speaker 1: What is?

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Speaker 5: It's the Human Meat Project and I am not quite

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Speaker 5: positive if it is real or not? Is because oh,

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Speaker 5: it's it's about human sorry population trying to solve that

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Speaker 5: problem by using human meat as food.

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Speaker 1: Okay, why are you not sure about this?

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Speaker 5: Because the website looks real even though it's a dot com.

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Speaker 5: You can buy those, so it's not like a dot

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Speaker 5: org where you can't buy those.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm not asking about the website. I'm asking

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Speaker 1: about the the project. What about the project sounds like

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Speaker 1: a bad idea to you?

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Speaker 5: No, it doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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Speaker 1: I don't know ten seconds to explain.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if it's real or not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but if it is real, why is it bother you?

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Speaker 1: It sounds actually kind of like not a bad idea.

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Speaker 4: All From Bobby Schmurt it.

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Speaker 1: Bobby, How you doing.

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Speaker 6: I'm doing great. I got got on mayn I ate

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Speaker 6: the mushrooms earlier. Okay, I'm watching Cody and no weel

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Speaker 6: I'm watching you.

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Speaker 7: I'm eating McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: What inspire you to take mushrooms today?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 1: Well, you don't have time for what?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I wasn't on time for anything.

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Speaker 9: I interesting took the mushrooms because I pulled it out

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Speaker 9: of a hat.

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Speaker 6: It was either weed, mushrooms or alcohol.

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Speaker 1: You pulled either weed mushrooms arechol out of a hat.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: It was three pieces of paper and I drew the mushrooms.

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Speaker 11: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Do you normally do this before you take drugs?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 6: No, it's my Saturday though.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't decide.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so this is the first time you've done this

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Speaker 1: with the hat?

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Speaker 12: With the hat?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay? And are you glad that you picked mushrooms and

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Speaker 1: anything else?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I think it got me on here.

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Speaker 1: Interesting? Okay. What have we learned about him? We learned

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Speaker 1: that he has a ritual. We learned a lesson, folks.

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Speaker 1: We learned, as they told us in kindergarten, you don't

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Speaker 1: you get what you get and you don't get upset

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Speaker 1: Bobby knew that whatever choice he ended up with would

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Speaker 1: be the right choice, because he made it the right choice.

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Speaker 1: If he had landed on alcohol, he would have had

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Speaker 1: if he landed on mushrooms, you would have had a

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Speaker 1: great time doing mushrooms. It's a proverb for life. Whatever

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Speaker 4: Caul.

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Speaker 14: From Christen, Hey, Kristin, how you doing?

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Speaker 15: Hey?

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Speaker 7: Get what's up?

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Speaker 1: You have a minute?

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Speaker 16: Five?

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Speaker 7: A minute? Okay? Quick? Red or black?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Red?

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Speaker 17: Red?

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Speaker 18: Okay?

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Speaker 7: This is gonna take probably the minute here? How you doing?

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Speaker 19: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 10: Was that?

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Speaker 1: What does that question have to do with anything?

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Speaker 7: I'm playing roulette right now?

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Speaker 1: Okay? How are you winning.

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Speaker 8: So far?

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Speaker 7: I'm about even chilling?

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Speaker 1: Much money is on the line?

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Speaker 7: Oh, I'm just playing like five dollars spins?

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Speaker 1: Okay, how much money have you won so far?

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Speaker 7: I am up two dollars right now?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Now did the rouletto? Is it red? Or is

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Speaker 1: it black?

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Speaker 7: It's slowing down right now? Okay, and it's black.

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Speaker 1: I hung up on him early all From Catherine, Hey, Kathy,

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Speaker 1: you have a minute.

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Speaker 8: Hey.

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Speaker 20: Yeah, so every other day I think about the fact

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Speaker 20: that there are atoms, like that is in my mouth,

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Speaker 20: the probably at some point where in the asshole of

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Speaker 20: someone else.

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Speaker 1: And how do you feel when you think about that?

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Speaker 16: I don't know.

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Speaker 20: I think maybe I should not think about it.

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Speaker 1: Can I give you some perspective? Yes, So you're grossed

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Speaker 1: out by ass atoms? Right, but you've given these qualities

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Speaker 1: to an ass, gross, disgusting, smelly. But those qualities are

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Speaker 1: as a result of the labeling that you have done

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Speaker 1: of the atoms. But when you look at an ass

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Speaker 1: and you look at it as just atoms in the

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Speaker 1: same way you could look at your lips and look

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Speaker 1: at as just atoms, all the traits that you associate

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Speaker 1: with the ass fade away and all you're seeing is atoms.

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Speaker 1: So really, just your atoms became atoms in a different place.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Stick a phone goal.

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Speaker 4: All from.

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Speaker 15: Hey, my name is Hi.

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Speaker 1: You have a minute.

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Speaker 8: Hey, I was just on your thoughts on this. I'm

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Speaker 8: a delivery driver, so a lot of my expenses gas

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Speaker 8: and I currently get about twenty miles of a gallon,

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Speaker 8: and I have no car payments. Should I maybe take

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Speaker 8: on a car payment and get a vehicle with better mileage.

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Speaker 1: Oh can you what what did you say you do

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Speaker 1: for a living? Drive truck? Are you your delivery driver?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Like door to ash and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't. Can you look into whether or not you

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Speaker 1: can write your gas and stuff off on your taxes? Uh?

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Speaker 8: You can, but it's either your gas or your miles,

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Speaker 8: and it's usually you usually have more miles.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then in that case, I would take that

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Speaker 1: into account to make your decision. Someone said it's a

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Speaker 1: good way to make to build credit.

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Speaker 4: All from banana fo to accept.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 7: Okay, do you think that they should make banana fago?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Would you drink it? I?

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Speaker 7: I think I definitely would.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so at least one person would drink it, would

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Speaker 1: would you not? No, definitely not. But I wouldn't really

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Speaker 1: like banana anything. I don't like banana laughy taffy. I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's a popular banana thing. Now, let me

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Speaker 1: ask you this is the fact do you I? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I think the fact that you would drink it means

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Speaker 1: that there are other people out the who would drink it,

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Speaker 1: And I think enough people out there being desiring it

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Speaker 1: would warrant its creation, but I know what goes into

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Speaker 1: making a soda, so who knows.

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Speaker 10: I really respect that.

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Speaker 13: I know chat is going crazy, but I respect what

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Speaker 13: you have to say.

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Speaker 10: So thank you.

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Speaker 1: Well, Like I said, woo woop back all right? Yeah, hello,

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Speaker 1: Hey have a time, man, you have a minute?

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Speaker 4: Holy shit?

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Speaker 17: Hey with sub gag?

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Speaker 1: How you doing?

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Speaker 22: It's my birthday, so I just want to say hi.

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Speaker 1: A birthday, man.

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Speaker 12: I will turning twenty three.

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Speaker 1: What do you about to turn twenty three?

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Speaker 17: Yes, sir, I am.

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Speaker 1: What are you most excited about? What do you must.

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Speaker 22: Nothing? Man, I'm going to Barcelona for like a month

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Speaker 22: and hopefully I can stay there for a while. I'm tired

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Speaker 22: of United States life?

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Speaker 1: Why what are you tired of about the United States life?

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Speaker 22: Just being a slaver slave to capitalism?

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Speaker 23: Man, It's.

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Speaker 1: Is Spain, not capitalism. What is What have they got

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Speaker 1: in Spain?

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Speaker 22: I don't know, man. I just think it'll be way

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Speaker 22: chiller out there and you'll get to drink sangry or

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Speaker 22: anytime you want.

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Speaker 1: That sounds beautiful. I hope you have a great time.

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Speaker 22: Thank you, God bless you.

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Speaker 4: Jack.

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Speaker 1: I like that guy a lot. That was a great woeman.

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Speaker 23: To call.

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Speaker 4: Paul from Cassidy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Cassie, you have a minut.

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Speaker 24: Hey everyone, my guinea pig died and I don't really

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Speaker 24: know how to feel that.

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Speaker 1: How long have you had the guinea pig for.

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Speaker 24: Like two years? His name was Vincenzo.

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Speaker 1: It was one of your favorite memories with your guinea pig.

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Speaker 24: He had huge balls, okay, huge fucking balls, and he

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Speaker 24: could have got along with my other guinea pig better,

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Speaker 24: but my dad was too proud to cut his ball off.

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Speaker 1: Uh really, why did you want to cut his balls off?

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Speaker 24: If he can like uh not, like spray on the

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Speaker 24: other one and they could get along better.

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Speaker 1: Oh was he coming all over the other guinea pigs?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, it happens.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I feel like if two humans did that on

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Speaker 1: each other, that the human that did they would probably

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Speaker 1: get arrested probably, But he was a guinea pig world.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's not as bad.

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Speaker 24: No, yeah, I'd like to live in guinea pig world.

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Speaker 24: Not for the coming reason, just in general.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to do one?

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Speaker 22: I don't know.

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Speaker 25: I'm going to college.

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Speaker 10: Maybe?

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Speaker 4: All from Greg?

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Speaker 1: Greg?

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Speaker 12: Holy, okay, I got one minute. Recently broke up with

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Speaker 12: a good guy, you know. And then I was like,

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Speaker 12: holy crap, that's kind of gay.

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Speaker 1: Well, like a good male friend, yeah, like a buddy.

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Speaker 1: I think it's important to have a buddy. I think

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Speaker 1: platonic male friendship is very important. Platonic friendship ven agenda

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Speaker 1: is very important.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: But then I was worried, like, that's not gay, is

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Speaker 12: it is? Just I want a new buddy.

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Speaker 1: Like you're asking if it's gay to make friends.

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Speaker 12: Dude, I fucking love you, man, You're the best.

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Speaker 1: It is a little gay to make friends. It's undeniably

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Speaker 1: little gay. You're inviting a dude over to hang out.

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Speaker 1: It's a little gay. He's right, it's a little gay.

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Speaker 4: Paul from LORI, Hey, Lurie, how are you doing?

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Speaker 27: Oh I am I actually.

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Speaker 1: On yep, you have sixty seconds.

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Speaker 12: Oh cool.

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Speaker 27: My name is not Laurie, it's.

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Speaker 1: Toy Okay, you have forty seconds.

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Speaker 27: Okay, So I'm trying to make a friend with a woman,

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Speaker 27: and I'm having trouble finding a woman.

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Speaker 1: Why are you, Oh, you're having trouble finding a woman

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Speaker 1: to make friends with? Yeah, why are you having trouble

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Speaker 1: with that?

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Speaker 27: I don't know. I find it hard to meet someone

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Speaker 27: that like kind of matches my vibe.

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Speaker 1: I guess what kinds of things have you been doing

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Speaker 27: I'm trying to join more clubs, like I'm joining a

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Speaker 27: chess club in a gymnastics club, and hopefully I'll meet

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Speaker 27: someone to do fun things with.

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Speaker 1: I think if you continue to put yourself out there,

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Speaker 1: it's almost inevitable.

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Speaker 27: Yeah, hopefully. I don't know, it's been a while.

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Speaker 1: Oh crap, I'll hung up on her. I guess that's

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Speaker 1: the whole point.

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Speaker 4: Paul from Yahn, Hey, y on, you have a minute.

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Speaker 1: For five seconds.

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Speaker 25: So I just had a conversation with one of my

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Speaker 25: friends that I've been in school for a couple of years,

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Speaker 25: and I just had a conversation with him today and

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Speaker 25: basically I had like a friend breakup and it's pretty.

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Speaker 1: Tough, Like, why did you guys break up?

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Speaker 25: He kissed one of my cousins and what's the sext.

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Speaker 10: Thing the other one?

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, So I don't know how to feel.

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Speaker 25: But yeah, I'm a people pleaser, so it's kind of bittersweet.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I look, I think there's something to

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Speaker 1: and then enforcing them.

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Speaker 25: Yeah, exactly, I'm working through that now.

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Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to say in the next

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Speaker 1: five seconds?

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Speaker 11: Good night?

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Speaker 1: Good night?

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Speaker 4: Call from Chili to accept Prescott.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Chillie, have a minute.

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Speaker 5: Oh shit, Hi, when you think of a dorito, do

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Speaker 5: you think of cool ranch or Nato cheese?

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Speaker 24: Like?

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Speaker 4: What is not to Jesus the Yeah, okay, that's.

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Speaker 27: All, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: A go oh.

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Speaker 4: All from spaghetti?

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Speaker 1: Hi, spaghetti? How are you second?

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Speaker 15: Oh shit, okay? I love my dog?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 11: Uh?

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 15: She's my dog. She's old. I'm selling her a sling

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Speaker 15: so I can like help her up the stairs.

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Speaker 1: That's really cute. How old is she? Uh?

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Speaker 15: She's about maybe like thirteen, a little older.

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Speaker 1: What's the best memory you have with your dog?

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Speaker 15: Oh shit, Uh, I don't know, like holding her after

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Speaker 15: like our floors got done and she was like actually

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Speaker 15: feeling cuddally normally she's not like that cuddally.

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Speaker 1: That's really cute. What kind of dog is she?

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Speaker 15: She's just like, we don't know her exact brade, she's mutt.

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Speaker 8: H.

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Speaker 1: Where do you think we go when we die?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 15: Shit, I don't know, man, I don't really care.

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Speaker 1: Anything else you want to say before we go? You

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Speaker 1: have five seconds?

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Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, that's it all from teezy helloat.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hi you have sixty seconds.

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Speaker 28: Hi, I love you.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so sweet of you to say. What's going

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Speaker 1: on with you? What? How's your life? Tell me everything?

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Speaker 29: Okay, fuck it, I want to tell you.

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Speaker 30: But my project team we're making a canoe out of

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Speaker 30: concrete and this ship floats. I'm asthetics fleed and it's

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Speaker 30: seventies teams and it's called the boogie Boat.

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Speaker 1: How do you make a canoe out of congret? There's

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Speaker 1: no way you're gonna be able to tell me the

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Speaker 31: But it's less dense than the water.

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Speaker 1: It's less dense than water.

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Speaker 28: Well, I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I guess if you can make like a whole uh

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Speaker 1: fucking Dizzysney cruise float that you can make something out

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Speaker 1: of concrete.

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Speaker 19: Yeah, I guess so we like raped it.

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Speaker 30: There are like four people in there.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive. Thank you, have a good rest of

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Speaker 1: the night. Pretty impressive. A whole ship made out of cardboard. Wait, no,

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Speaker 1: man out of concrete all from Yeah, hey man, you

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Speaker 32: Hey, So I was I'm kind of in a funny

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Speaker 32: position right now. I was considering originally going to blacksmithing,

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Speaker 32: and I tested out of high school for that, and

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Speaker 32: I've been invested in that for about a year now

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Speaker 32: before realizing if I really want to make it, I

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Speaker 32: need to get basically a whole machine.

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Speaker 3: Shop on my side.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 32: So I'm considering pivoting to something like maybe computer sciences.

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Speaker 32: But I'm really stuck in my position here because that

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Speaker 32: would require a lot of.

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Speaker 7: I'm just stuck.

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Speaker 19: Man.

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Speaker 1: How old are you.

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Speaker 32: Nineteen?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so like when you're seventy years old, the amount

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Speaker 1: of time that it took you to pivot will be nothing.

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Speaker 32: That's a good way of putting it. I always kind

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Speaker 32: of had the idea I was just gonna end up

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Speaker 32: dying in.

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Speaker 18: A war, so it didn't really matter.

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Speaker 32: It's probably a bad thought though, what war would you

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Speaker 32: die in? We'd get into one. H I mean being

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Speaker 32: realistic here, I don't know. There are so many China, Russia.

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Speaker 32: Just something.

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Speaker 1: Into a war then nothing will matter what you did,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 7: Well, yeah, it's kind of my point.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what do you want to do?

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Speaker 32: Uh? I think I had a really bad nihilistic worldview

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Speaker 32: going into this, and I'm probably just overthinking it. But

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Speaker 32: I think I'm gonna go into the blacksmithink thing and

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Speaker 32: just hope I find enough money to get a machine shop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to pivot?

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Speaker 32: You know, maybe not because I don't know that much

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Speaker 32: about computers, and I was thinking about computer sciences because

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Speaker 32: I just looked up indeed that common look at that.

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Speaker 18: There's a lot of jobs.

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Speaker 1: Well I'll say this. You know, computers, you know, they're

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Speaker 1: kind of a fad.

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Speaker 14: But swords, Yeah, swords are cool.

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Speaker 32: But is there anyone in chat? If you own a katana?

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Speaker 32: You're dumb. But that's all I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling.

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Speaker 32: Thank you very much every day?

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Speaker 4: Oh pull from.

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Speaker 1: Hi, you have a minute.

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Speaker 27: Hello.

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Speaker 29: I'm a a longtime watcher and for some color, my

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Speaker 29: boyfriend's roommate has a cat, and I'm really good friends

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Speaker 29: with the cat like that cat I've ever met. But

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Speaker 29: one day my boyfriend will not be roommates with that

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Speaker 29: roommate and I will not have the cat near me anymore.

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Speaker 1: What do I How do I deal itz when you're

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Speaker 1: with the cat. I want you to really feel the

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Speaker 1: cat's fur. I want you to stop what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to be on your phone when

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Speaker 1: you're with the cat. All right, just really for a second,

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Speaker 1: meditate with the cat, be in the moment with the cat,

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Speaker 1: and accept the time that you do have with this

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Speaker 1: cat is the only time you will ever have with

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Speaker 1: this cat. And really be in that time, and really

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Speaker 1: be in that moment as much as you can with

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Speaker 1: all of your attention, all of your senses.

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Speaker 27: All right, that's great advice.

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Speaker 4: All from Kyle.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Kyle, Oh, hey, you have thirty seconds? Wait, no,

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Speaker 1: you have a minute. I keep saying thirty seconds. Actually not,

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Speaker 1: fuck you, you have thirty seconds.

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Speaker 23: I finally made on the show. Yeah, okay, So I

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Speaker 23: wanted to tell.

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Speaker 17: You about how.

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Speaker 23: I sort of have a crush on my co worker

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Speaker 23: that has the same name as me.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, tell me more.

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Speaker 23: Yeah, I don't know how to go about asking him

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Speaker 23: if he'd want to hang out outside of his book

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Speaker 23: because he's kind of older than me.

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Speaker 1: How much older is he than you?

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Speaker 23: He's thirty four when I'm nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Okay, go live your life, Kyle, Go do whatever you

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Speaker 1: feel is good for you as a human being.

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Speaker 4: How from O there?

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Speaker 1: Hey there, you got a minute?

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Speaker 33: See did you know that killer bees were a Strie

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Speaker 33: experiment that escapes from a lamb in nineteen fifties?

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Speaker 1: Is that true? Does that mean that all killer b's

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Speaker 1: are artificial?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 33: Basically?

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Speaker 1: Now does that make you more or less afraid of that?

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Speaker 33: I just think it's crazy that they're flying around and

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Speaker 33: nobody's talking about how their science experiments.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna do because you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do, because you know you have a good

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Speaker 1: energy to you. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm

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Speaker 1: never going to look this up and I'm just going to.

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Speaker 33: Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that as a personal favor to you.

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Speaker 24: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Is anything else you want to say to the people

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Speaker 1: the computer before we.

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Speaker 33: Go go ahead and look it up for actually really interesting, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not gonna look I'm not gonna look it up. I

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Speaker 1: believe her, Samuel, Samuel, you have sixty seconds.

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Speaker 34: Oh oh, I'm on our and then close. This is

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Speaker 34: rep the core my crisis.

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Speaker 10: Man.

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Speaker 34: I just feel like life is still finite, Like I

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Speaker 34: just spent an hour trying to call into this show

462
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Speaker 34: for a minute of time and I don't know, man like,

463
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Speaker 34: and I'm my career, I'm just spend having my last

464
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Speaker 34: job and another aping like, I don't know. This feels

465
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Speaker 34: like a problem.

466
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Speaker 1: What do you want to do?

467
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Speaker 34: What do I want to do?

468
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Speaker 1: Yep?

469
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Speaker 34: I don't know, dude, I need that work life balance.

470
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Speaker 34: I don't have it.

471
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Speaker 1: You got to think of something what's important to you?

472
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Speaker 1: You know, take a second, think about what's important to you?

473
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Speaker 1: Life is it? Friends?

474
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Speaker 21: Okay?

475
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Speaker 1: Okay? Do you want to do anything to accomplish anything?

476
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Speaker 34: That's it? I don't know, man mm hmm.

477
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Speaker 1: Let the finite noess of life motivate you to do

478
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Speaker 1: more things that you want to do in your life.

479
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Speaker 1: It's a good thing that life is finite, not bad.

480
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Speaker 34: Yeah all right, yeah, that's perfectly Yeah.

481
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Speaker 1: Make some more special.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right, I understand now all from hey life.

483
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Speaker 1: Take out? Hi? How you doing?

484
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Speaker 14: You have six seconds been pretty good.

485
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Speaker 35: I am obsessed with liminal spaces, and if I could

486
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Speaker 35: live in the back rooms, I'd be like extremely comfortable

487
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Speaker 35: with it.

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Speaker 1: But now if you lived in the back rooms, they

489
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Speaker 1: would no longer be novel to you.

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Speaker 35: Yeah, technically I don't. I guess I just kind of

491
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Speaker 35: craved to not exist, but not in like a really

492
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Speaker 35: sad way like that. The empty ness, like the emptiness

493
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Speaker 35: of a new like neighborhood is like really comforting.

494
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Speaker 1: Have you thought about moving to a new place?

495
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Speaker 35: I honestly really do.

496
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Speaker 1: Oh where would you want to go?

497
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Speaker 19: Uh?

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Speaker 35: Right now, I'm in Arizona and I either want to

499
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Speaker 35: go back to Virginia or like to Washington way just

500
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Speaker 35: out in the middle of nowhere.

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Speaker 1: Have you thought about trying to go to one of

502
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Speaker 1: the uh uh, like a liminal place, like a like

503
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Speaker 1: a check cheese that was abandon or something.

504
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Speaker 12: Oh?

505
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Speaker 35: Yeah, of course, I really want to like go like

506
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Speaker 35: urban diving. I guess, like exploring like lost places.

507
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Speaker 1: That'd be cool.

508
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Speaker 14: Paul from Judy, Hey Jimmy, have a minute.

509
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Speaker 36: Okay, what's up?

510
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Speaker 37: Kick?

511
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Speaker 36: So do you think it's weird to not eat edibles

512
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Speaker 36: or smoke weed for like years? And then decide one

513
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Speaker 36: weekend to just like eat a shit ton of them

514
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Speaker 36: and play VR chat.

515
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't use the word weird to describe that, but

516
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Speaker 1: obviously something compelled you to want to do that, and

517
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Speaker 1: I want to know what that thing was.

518
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Speaker 36: I don't know, man, but I'll tell you. Going into

519
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Speaker 36: like a digital bar and like getting into a fight

520
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Speaker 36: with like a banana and like a random Nazi. It's

521
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Speaker 36: a It's been enlightening to say the least.

522
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Speaker 1: Okay, have you gotten any value out of doing this?

523
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

524
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Speaker 36: So I'm a little more confident, like when I'm like

525
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Speaker 36: Keanu Reeves or like Kermit. You know, it's nice to

526
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Speaker 36: be able to get out of your own skin.

527
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Speaker 1: Do you feel like you will continue to do this

528
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Speaker 1: in the future. Oh?

529
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Speaker 36: Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna do it a lot. I don't

530
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Speaker 36: know about the weed and the edibles, so but you know,

531
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Speaker 36: gotta do what you gotta do.

532
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Speaker 1: How Hi are you right now?

533
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Speaker 19: Oh?

534
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Speaker 7: Man, I'm real high.

535
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Speaker 3: I like.

536
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Speaker 4: Call from Hey, you have a minute, Hey, Lyle.

537
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Speaker 3: So I went sober for the New year, sixteen days

538
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Speaker 3: going strong.

539
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 4: But the problem that.

540
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Speaker 9: I'm having right now is I have nothing to do

541
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Speaker 9: with my time passing them out smoking beeds. I just

542
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Speaker 9: got out of surgery for the new year, and I

543
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 9: need ideas for ways to get out. I'm only twenty

544
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 9: and I have to wait another eleven months before my birthday.

545
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Speaker 34: What should I do?

546
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Speaker 1: First of all, you're on the right track. I feel

547
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: like the best way to avoid smoking we need is

548
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: to occupy yourself with something else. What other things do

549
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Speaker 1: you like to do?

550
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 9: I play games, I'm mountain bike, I do airsoft, and

551
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 9: I play other sports and ULTI before the minute's over,

552
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 9: does the green paint stay in.

553
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: Your face as it does? And do all those things?

554
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Speaker 7: Awesome? Thank you for your advice.

555
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Speaker 1: I he have fifteen seconds left.

556
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Speaker 4: All from Potato Guy.

557
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Speaker 1: Hair, Potato Guy, How are you doing?

558
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Speaker 34: Hello?

559
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Speaker 38: I was so glad you picked up this call. How

560
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 38: do you feel about sweet potatoes?

561
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: I like them? You know some people, I think some

562
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Speaker 1: people view them as a healthier alternative to French fried potatoes,

563
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure if they are.

564
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Speaker 38: I think they have like additional vitamins and minerals and such.

565
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Speaker 38: But you know, we're here. The potatoes are a uniter.

566
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 38: They're humble fruits that are so versatile.

567
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Speaker 1: And in what way in your life have potatoes been

568
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Speaker 1: a united for you.

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Speaker 38: Well, I just think everyone eats potatoes. Everyone likes potatoes.

570
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Speaker 38: They're very accessible, affordable food, and I eat them all

571
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Speaker 38: the time. There was a time in life. Do you

572
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Speaker 38: ever realize there was a time in America where the

573
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Speaker 38: government said we should eat six potatoes a day?

574
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Speaker 1: Is that true?

575
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Speaker 8: Yeah?

576
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Speaker 38: When I was a kid, that's the food pyramid, six

577
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Speaker 38: pieces of bread or potatoes a day.

578
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Speaker 1: And then you know what I'm gonna do. Because I

579
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Speaker 1: like you, what, I'm gonna believe you and not look

580
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Speaker 1: it up. That's why I do now. When I like people,

581
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: I just believe things that they say. I want to

582
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Speaker 1: look it up.

583
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Speaker 14: All from sprinkles, Hey, Sprinkles.

584
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Speaker 1: You have a minute, yo.

585
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Speaker 17: So I haven't been dating for a while. Last time

586
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Speaker 17: I did was in high school. I'm in my mid

587
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Speaker 17: twenties right now, I am a virgin. But I'm trying

588
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Speaker 17: to get back in the dating pool. But it's like

589
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Speaker 17: it's something I don't really care about. It's not a

590
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Speaker 17: big deal for me. But I don't know whether it's

591
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Speaker 17: something I should broach or mention or talk about, because like,

592
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Speaker 17: I'm gonna suck at it. Everyone does, but I don't

593
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Speaker 17: know how to go about that.

594
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: I feel like the beautiful thing about life is that

595
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Speaker 1: you get to choose what it is that you care about.

596
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: So if you care about sex and dating, you can

597
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: absolutely plunge yourself in in there and you know, explore

598
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Speaker 1: that universe. But if you don't care about that, and

599
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: you care about other things, you can feel free to

600
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Speaker 1: decide what it is that you want to uh do

601
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Speaker 1: with your life and how you want to prioritize things,

602
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: because you know life is short, so you should really

603
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Speaker 1: pick what is important to you and pursue it.

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Speaker 17: Cool, So it's like it's not really a big deal.

605
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Speaker 1: But your version, what was that? What your virgin?

606
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Speaker 17: Yeah, just like it's not something that needs to be

607
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Speaker 17: getting in my way.

608
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Speaker 1: I think up on it. But I think the right

609
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Speaker 1: person for you will not care. There's lots of different

610
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Speaker 1: people in the universe, especially if you're only in your twenties,

611
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Speaker 1: and I think that in a world of many many

612
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Speaker 1: men men and men and many many men, many many, many, many,

613
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: many many infinite potential sexual romantic partners, you will be

614
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Speaker 1: able to find somebody who does not care that you

615
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: are a virgin. I don't know if you really want

616
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Speaker 1: to practice sex. You could always I mean, you could

617
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: always hire a prostitute and like, you know, lose your

618
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Speaker 1: virginity so that you kind of know what you're doing

619
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Speaker 1: and then go out and date people. I don't know

620
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Speaker 1: if that's a bad idea or not, but that's illegal,

621
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Speaker 1: not everywhere. I don't know where he lives.

622
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Speaker 4: All from.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, well you have a minute.

624
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Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm just wondering, would you let you if you

625
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Speaker 21: were a girl, would you let your husband put it

626
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Speaker 21: in your ast?

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Speaker 1: If I were a girl and I let my husband

628
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Speaker 1: put it in it in my ass? Well, here's the

629
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Speaker 1: thing is, as I stand right now, as a guy

630
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Speaker 1: who hasn't asked, I don't like things in my ass.

631
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Speaker 1: I don't know if being a girl would change that.

632
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Speaker 1: And that's not something I would know unless if I

633
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Speaker 1: was actually experiencing it. So I don't feel like I

634
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: could answer this question. But I think if I just

635
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Speaker 1: magically changed genders and my current feelings about you know,

636
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,959
Speaker 1: what my sexual likes and dislikes where as they stood,

637
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Speaker 1: I would not let my husband put his penis in

638
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Speaker 1: my ass.

639
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Speaker 21: Would you want a wife to do it?

640
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Speaker 1: I would? I? Did you not hear me?

641
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Speaker 8: No?

642
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Speaker 21: But would you want your wife? Would you want your wife?

643
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Speaker 21: Did you?

644
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Speaker 14: I'm not sure what that last question meant all from wait.

645
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Speaker 1: Hey Clayton, you got a minute?

646
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Speaker 7: What's up?

647
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Speaker 1: You got fifty five seconds?

648
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Speaker 16: What's going on?

649
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Speaker 37: Man?

650
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Speaker 1: Not much, man, I'm hanging out on in life. What's

651
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: going on? Oh?

652
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 6: Not a whole lot?

653
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Speaker 22: Man.

654
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Speaker 6: Uh. What's your favorite food in general?

655
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Speaker 1: My favorite in general is probably pizza. I'll say that pizza.

656
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 31: I will probably have to go with pizza or wings.

657
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Speaker 15: What's your favorite type of wing if you like them?

658
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Speaker 1: Oh? Man, it's between a honey barbecue and mild. It

659
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: depends on how spicy I'm feeling these days. But I've

660
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: been really enjoying, uh, mild wings. I might do that

661
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: after I'm done over here. I'll make it some mild wings.

662
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Speaker 6: That sounds good.

663
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Speaker 20: Yeah.

664
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Speaker 1: But what's your greatest Uh, what's the what's the greatest?

665
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Speaker 1: What's what? What is bringing you the most amount of

666
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: sadness in your life?

667
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Speaker 31: The most amount of sadness was probably enlisting in the military.

668
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Speaker 31: It was a big mistake.

669
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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling. You know, I've been saying I

670
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: get mixed calls about that because some people who joined

671
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: the military that I've talked to both on the show

672
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Speaker 1: and in my personal life. They feel like it was

673
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Speaker 1: the best decision. It's it's I've only heard I've only

674
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: heard the polar extremes, Like I've only heard people being like,

675
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Speaker 1: it's the best decision I've ever made in my life,

676
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Speaker 1: and it's the worst decision I've ever made in my life.

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Speaker 14: Kind of fascinating all from Ludo Vica.

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Speaker 1: Hey, how are you?

679
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Speaker 28: I'm hello?

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Speaker 1: Hi, you have a minute?

681
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 28: So I uh hooked up with my coworker that is

682
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 28: five years older than me and also does not have

683
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Speaker 28: good relations with any women at my job.

684
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, what did you want to help up with them?

685
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Speaker 27: Honestly, I don't know.

686
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Speaker 28: I just kind of wanted to. But yeah, Madame Hotel,

687
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Speaker 28: it was good, but my friend's really mad at me

688
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Speaker 28: for it.

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Speaker 1: Now, where's breend mad of you?

690
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Speaker 28: What was mad?

691
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: Why? Washi Madio?

692
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Speaker 28: Because he was saying stuff to my other coworker and

693
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 28: he also cheated on his girlfriend with my other coworker.

694
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you gonna see him again?

695
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Speaker 28: I did for the first time, and then I told

696
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 28: my friend it's only about two times. But honestly, I

697
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Speaker 28: don't know.

698
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Speaker 4: I'm Paul from Leslie.

699
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Speaker 1: Leslie. Uh, yes, hi, hey, Leslie, have a minute.

700
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Speaker 15: Okay.

701
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Speaker 2: I just wanted to say that I have a gecko

702
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: and I need him, Lyle. And I think I am

703
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: a terrible friend because I feel like to never text back.

704
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 22: Uh.

705
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: You feel like a terrible friend because you don't text back?

706
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 2: Yes, at least my friends on Red.

707
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 27: I feel like it takes a lot of energy.

708
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Speaker 21: Oh my god.

709
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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna tell you something like, listen, okay,

710
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: if you we you we. I just need you to

711
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: know that you live in a world that was not

712
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: meant for you.

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Speaker 6: Uh.

714
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Speaker 1: Human beings uh and technology are not on the same pace.

715
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Speaker 1: So it is very understandable that you have uh a

716
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: difficult time texting people back, and you should not beat

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Speaker 1: yourself up about that.

718
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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I guess it's just a condition.

719
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Speaker 4: On it.

720
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Speaker 1: But I believe so heavily in that I leave people

721
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: on Red all the time because look, do you guys

722
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: here's and I hate when people get upset at before it.

723
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: I hate when people get upset before it. Someone says

724
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: me and fuck you, Okay, do you if you have

725
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: you ever have you ever looked at a timeline of

726
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: the universe, okay, and then and then looked at the

727
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: teeny tiny little bit of time on that timeline that

728
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: human beings existed, and then you microscope in. You just

729
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 1: microscope microscope, microscope, microscope, microscope in to the time period

730
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Speaker 1: where cell phones in the Internet were invented, like the

731
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Speaker 1: times of deliterately gens. You need see bit of time

732
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Speaker 1: on the relative to the amount of time that human

733
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Speaker 1: beings have existed. Okay. We are used to communicating in

734
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Speaker 1: person with tribes of I'm Joe Rogan talking out of

735
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Speaker 1: my whatever here. But we're used to communicating with like

736
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: little small groups of people, and now we're expected to

737
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: be available to and communicate with every single human being

738
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: that we've ever come into contact with in our entire lives.

739
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: It's unsustainable, it is unrealistic. It is okay if you

740
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: do not text back everyone all the time, Like, what

741
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: the fuck is this like thing where we have to

742
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: be in constant communication with every single person ever all

743
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Speaker 1: the time. We are not biologically caught up to that point.

744
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Speaker 1: I shouldn't be saying anything about biology. I have no

745
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Speaker 1: ideat I'm talking about. But I also I do believe

746
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Speaker 1: everything I just said.

747
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Speaker 4: All from Amelia.

748
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Speaker 1: Hi, Amelia, you have sixty seconds.

749
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Speaker 4: Hi.

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Speaker 31: Oh my god, I cannot believe that I'm on the show.

751
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Speaker 31: I just want to say that I've kind of been

752
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 31: struggling with fitting in. I feel like I overextend myself

753
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 31: and I come off annoying to the people that I

754
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 31: want to be close with.

755
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 1: Why do you want to be close with these people? Uh?

756
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 31: Because I do prior either with them. I'm with them

757
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 31: for up to six hours of the day depending on

758
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Speaker 31: the season.

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Speaker 18: Mmm.

760
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Speaker 1: And why do you feel like you come off as annoying?

761
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Speaker 15: I don't know.

762
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Speaker 31: People never seem to approach me and I always have

763
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 31: to approach them, and the only way I'm able to

764
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Speaker 31: connect with them is through humor. But it kind of

765
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 31: ends up backfiring because that's all people know me for.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel a strong desire to be liked?

767
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Speaker 31: Yes, incredibly, I feel dude.

768
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Speaker 1: There's this weird thing where like, the stronger your desire

769
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: is to be liked, like, it almost works, as you know,

770
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 1: against you in a way.

771
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 31: It's almost different.

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Speaker 1: It's almost a deturment. But I feel like if you

773
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: can learn to just accept, okay, hold on, I haveny

774
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 1: thing up on you. I feel like, if you can

775
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: learn to just like not care what other people think

776
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: it just truly be yourself, they will actually respect you more,

777
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: which is not the point, because paradoxically, if you don't

778
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: care what other people think, that you don't even care

779
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: that they respect you more. So you do it for

780
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: yourself because it feels good to not care what other

781
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:04,720
Speaker 1: peo thing. And then that also just ends up making

782
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: people want to be with you more, which again shouldn't

783
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 1: be the point, but that's the paradox.

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Speaker 14: Awesome, Sam, Sam, how you doing.

785
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Speaker 9: Doing pretty good? I just wanted to just want to

786
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 9: say one love. The stream two sixty seconds probably is

787
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Speaker 9: going to be a bit of a scary.

788
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Speaker 7: Thing at the beginning.

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Speaker 9: I recently got a recently got a red adult red

790
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 9: dragon miniature for D and D looking.

791
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 6: Forward to painting that suit.

792
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Speaker 1: Anything else.

793
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Speaker 9: I am very upset as I recently got something in

794
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 9: the mail that was very expensive. However, it came broken

795
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Speaker 9: and it is an antique.

796
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Speaker 34: It is a part of.

797
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Speaker 9: History, and fuck the fuck the US Postal Service for

798
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Speaker 9: breaking it.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, what was the antique?

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Speaker 15: It was?

801
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Speaker 9: It was an antique cane Anglo Ascan sword cane. You

802
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 9: can look it up and it had a unique handle

803
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 9: that only a couple of them actually have.

804
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: And why did you buy that? Tell me real quick,

805
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: I bought.

806
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Speaker 9: It because I bought it because I collect them. I'll

807
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 9: call it back in and I will tell you more

808
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 9: about the collection later.

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Speaker 1: I liked that. That actually was pretty good. I actually

810
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 1: feel like in just that guy, as they say, understood

811
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: the assignments because I really do feel like I got

812
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 1: a sense of who he was. You know what I

813
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 1: liked about the call. I'm gonna say this, I got

814
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: a sense of who that man was today. He collects swords,

815
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: He's angry, and he's passionate. You actually can learn a

816
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: lot about somebody in a.

817
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 4: Minute, paw from Richard.

818
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: Hey, Richard, you have a minute.

819
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 18: All right, man. So sometimes when I get really high

820
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 18: and I think about what happened after death and stuff,

821
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 18: I can feel like my consciousness away and I can

822
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 18: feel everything just kind of stop mattering for a minute,

823
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 18: and then I come back on you. I'm not sure,

824
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 18: Like I want to hope that's what death feels like,

825
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 18: But at the same time, I'm not sure.

826
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Speaker 1: How do you feel about death? Are you afraid of it?

827
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: Or do you embrace it?

828
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 4: Oh?

829
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 18: Absolutely terrified, Lyle.

830
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: What are you terrified of about death? Exactly?

831
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 18: Trying to wrap my head around the zero conscious thing,

832
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 18: like not even thinking, not even being.

833
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: But if you're zero conscious, you don't even be conscious

834
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: about the fact that you're not conscious. So there's something

835
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: you're worried about.

836
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Speaker 18: There's a good point there.

837
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Speaker 4: Call from Lucas.

838
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Speaker 1: Hey, Lucas, you have a minute?

839
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 11: Oh?

840
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 17: Hey, uh?

841
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 10: Should I quit my job?

842
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: What's your job?

843
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 10: I dig graves?

844
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: Do you like digging graves?

845
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 6: I like digging graves, but the company treats me very poorly.

846
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: So why do they treat you poorly? And what?

847
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 6: They don't pay me enough and they overwooke work meat

848
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 6: me very poorly.

849
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: So how much do you think you should be getting

850
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: paid to dig graves?

851
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 6: At least twenty dollars an hour?

852
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: Is there a place you can find that will pay that?

853
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 6: H maybe, I don't know.

854
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 11: It's a good question.

855
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: How much would you pay somebody to dig your own

856
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: grave if you died?

857
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 17: Thirty dollars an hour?

858
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: Okay, so you should try to find someone who will

859
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: pay you thirty thousan an hour?

860
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, for sure an hour.

861
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: Can you meet your stream?

862
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 18: Huh?

863
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 8: Oh?

864
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 10: There we go.

865
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

866
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Speaker 4: All from Lexi.

867
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: Hey, LEXI have a minute.

868
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 15: Hi Deck.

869
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Speaker 37: I absolutely hate.

870
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Speaker 4: Waking up in the morning.

871
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, me too.

872
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 37: I get crippling anxiety for like the fact that it

873
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 37: is a new day and that I have things to do,

874
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 37: responsibilities and just you know, I I rack my brain

875
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 37: and I get scared that I'm not going to complete everything,

876
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 37: and I run in circles all the time.

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00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 1: M what are you afraid that You're not gonna be

878
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: able to complete everything?

879
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 37: I feel like I won't do a good enough job

880
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 37: throughout my day as a person.

881
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Speaker 4: That I will look at something.

882
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: When you look at your to do list, are there

883
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: lots of items or is there one?

884
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 12: See?

885
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: Is there one key important item?

886
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 37: My daughter is my all day very important item. But

887
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 37: just life around that, so finance is taking care of

888
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 37: my house, animals, work at school, all ugh.

889
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

890
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: I feel like what has worked for me in the past,

891
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: I gotta hang up with it. I feel like what

892
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: has worked for me in the past is to, like

893
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: I said, focus on just one important thing. But also,

894
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: as I'm talking, as I'm on this subject, I want

895
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: everyone to know that I am so far from the

896
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: last so far away from uh the kind of person

897
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: that should be giving advice on time management because I

898
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: am not good at that.

899
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 4: Paul from Hi.

900
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Speaker 1: You have a Minute?

901
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sweet great.

902
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 24: Turns like Okay, So I.

903
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Speaker 19: Kind of haven't PATA syndrome, I think, but it's not

904
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Speaker 19: really diagnosed because uh.

905
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 39: Yeah, I basically I'm able to play like.

906
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Speaker 27: The Deformation, and I'm like not even good at them.

907
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 25: Or.

908
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Speaker 24: Even though I've been like like region bands and like

909
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 24: readier performance and like I made areas like a month ago,

910
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 24: and I still like, I don't think I'm good.

911
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 4: Of m hmm.

912
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, whether whether or not you are good. See,

913
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: if you're not good, then that means that you've tricked

914
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: people into thinking that you're good, which in and of

915
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: itself is a skill. It's an undeniable skill. And if

916
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Speaker 1: you are good, then you have the skill of being good.

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Speaker 1: So no matter what, you undeniably have a skill.

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Speaker 30: Grow Okay, universe off fuck Paul.

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Speaker 4: From Ricky.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Ricky, you have a Minute.

921
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Speaker 11: I was wondering what face paint Brandy use.

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Speaker 1: It's called maren Paradise.

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Speaker 11: And how big is your stock all of this face paint?

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Speaker 1: I don't have a lot on me right now. But

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Speaker 1: I just bought two more palettes.

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Speaker 11: Interesting. That's how I wanted to thank you.

927
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Speaker 4: All from going tick off.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you have a minute?

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Speaker 11: Hey?

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Speaker 35: Is this Lyle?

931
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Speaker 21: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Ma'am?

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Speaker 19: Oh my god?

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Speaker 11: Hi?

935
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Speaker 34: Hi?

936
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,240
Speaker 1: How are you have a minute? I'm good?

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00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 20: How are you?

938
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Speaker 1: I'm good? You have forty seconds?

939
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Speaker 24: I have forty seconds.

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Speaker 19: Okay, So what are you doing right now?

941
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Speaker 24: I'm sorry?

942
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't have spots it at all. I am

943
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: live streaming myself taking one minute phone calls. I'm having

944
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: a good time. I'm learning actually a ton from I'm

945
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: learning a ton from doing these women at phone calls.

946
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 1: It's so funny because people call in on the regular

947
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: stream and I mean, I'm do you have anything else

948
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: to say? Because I could sell this when you're off

949
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Speaker 1: the phone.

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Speaker 19: I mean, I'm just happy I got on because I'm

951
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 19: finally proving my boyfriend wrong. He said I was never

952
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 19: gonna get on the show, But here I am. I'm

953
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 19: proud of myself for being persistent so stuck at Jake.

954
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Speaker 39: I got on the show.

955
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Speaker 1: What's your name?

956
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 39: My name is Olivia.

957
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Speaker 1: Olivia. I'm proud of you too, get bless you?

958
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 4: How from style?

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00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: Hey, Scott. Hello, hey Scott you, Oh.

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Speaker 38: Thank you previously talked about potatoes. I don't want to

961
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 38: talk about potatoes.

962
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Speaker 25: Thank you for a.

963
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 12: Dressing the topic we think we talked before.

964
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 38: Yeah, is that against the rules?

965
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: Yes, cop, Hi, you have a minute, Teather.

966
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 13: I wanted to get your thoughts on success. And I

967
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 13: was talking to this about my talking about this with

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00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 13: my buddy the other day and he said, success is

969
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 13: making your dreams become a reality. And you see to

970
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 13: be someone that I would consider successful, and I want

971
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 13: to get your thoughts and opinions on what you think

972
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 13: successes and how you think you can reach it.

973
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: Oh crap. I think success is probably in order to

974
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: achieve success, you have to define it first, and your

975
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: definition could be elastic. So you might define success as

976
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: one thing at what point in your life, and then

977
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: achieve that and then realize that actually want something else,

978
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: and then redefine your definition and then go after that,

979
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: and you can kind of keep doing that infantly until

980
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: you die.

981
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Speaker 13: Okay, Yeah, I didn't think he was right with his

982
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 13: definition neither, but thank you, thank you.

983
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 4: All from beat.

984
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: Hey there you have a minute.

985
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 29: Oh shit, right freaking wild.

986
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 39: I'm so stoked to be here, dude.

987
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: Okay, forty second question for.

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00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 39: You, yep, Okay, My question is does it make you

989
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 39: feel better to think that we could just be a

990
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Speaker 39: little particle and an alien's pubicle pubic hair.

991
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 1: Yes, that is it, you know, scale, here's the thing

992
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: at a relative scale. To me, everything I experience is

993
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,720
Speaker 1: how I experience it, so you know, uh, I mean listen,

994
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: at certain scales, I am that small, and at certain

995
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: scales I'm genormous, So you know, things are infinitely relative,

996
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, So it doesn't really affect me

997
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: either way. Okay, did that make sense? I think that

998
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: made sense. That made perfect sense to me. You know,

999
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: listen on some relative scales, I am giant. On some

1000
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Speaker 1: relative scales, I'm tiny, but I only experienced life to

1001
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: my own scale. Yeah, that made perfect sense. Yeah, I'm

1002
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: a genius. Elijah, Hey, Eliji, you have a minute.

1003
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 10: Hey, how's it going. I've recently started a Twitter, like

1004
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 10: one of those like I guess OnlyFans twitters, and I

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Speaker 10: have an only sense as well. My stepmother has like

1006
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Speaker 10: she's like a co signer on my bank account, and

1007
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 10: she recently saw that I got four hundred and seventy

1008
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 10: nine dollars in my bank account out of income, but

1009
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 10: I'm unemployed other than the only fans account, so I'm

1010
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 10: kind of curious on how I'm supposed to, like, I

1011
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 10: guess start that conversation because at this point it's just

1012
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 10: getting awkward because now I just have unexplained income and

1013
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 10: I think she might start thinking that.

1014
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I have multiple questions. Why is your

1015
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: stepmother a co signer on your bank account?

1016
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 10: So because I got my bank account when I was

1017
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 10: seventeen and I'm eighteen now, so it's just like, I mean,

1018
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 10: I could take her off, but it's just like she

1019
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 10: can see my income and sometimes she'll go in and

1020
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,399
Speaker 10: be like why did you, like, why did you spend

1021
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 10: that much money? And I'm like, eh, so now it's

1022
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 10: just like I'm getting income from OnlyFans and she thinks.

1023
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: That, Okay. I feel like you you got to okay,

1024
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: now that you're eighteen, you got to get your step

1025
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: mother off of your bank account. And also now that

1026
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: you're eighteen, I mean, listen, you do you I'm I

1027
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: gonn tell you to do, but I guess this whole

1028
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: thing is be telling people to do. I feel like,

1029
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: you know you will probably be happier the more open

1030
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: and honest you are with your step mom. You know

1031
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, So like, look, you know you should

1032
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: have your own bank account and you don't really owe

1033
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 1: your stepmother any information about your finances now that you're eighteen.

1034
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 14: That's my take all from Alex.

1035
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alex, how you're doing you have a minute?

1036
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 10: Oh my god?

1037
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 26: Okay, So I have an issue with people who think

1038
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 26: that water is wet.

1039
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 10: I hear that.

1040
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 26: I hear that often it's water's not wet. Water has

1041
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 26: to be on things to be wet.

1042
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: Okay, this emotion that you feel towards these people that

1043
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: believe that water is wet, how are you going to

1044
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: use it to benefit yourself or other people?

1045
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 26: Trying to educate people? Because I think it's it's a

1046
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 26: lack of education.

1047
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do to educate people, correct them?

1048
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: How do you feel as though educating people will be

1049
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: will be beneficials of them?

1050
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 26: Because it's a common misconception. Everybody says that water's wet

1051
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 26: and it's not water has to be like, we don't

1052
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 26: define things as wet unless waters on it or like

1053
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 26: some liquid.

1054
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,720
Speaker 1: Do you feel as though you've accomplished anything by sharing

1055
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: this with us. I do good.

1056
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 10: Thank you?

1057
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1058
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 4: Who call from Hi? Yeah?

1059
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey have a minute?

1060
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 16: Is this the green person?

1061
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:46,439
Speaker 10: Yep?

1062
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 16: So like, can I guess some advice or like, what's up?

1063
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 20: What do you?

1064
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:54,879
Speaker 1: What do you want to be up?

1065
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 16: So like, I'm just tired of all these streamers. My

1066
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 16: heart's beating really fast, and.

1067
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: Tell me, tell me about the streamers. Why why? Why

1068
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 1: are you tired of the streamers because.

1069
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 16: You guys banned me all the time when I message?

1070
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: What did you put in the message that you got

1071
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 1: banned of?

1072
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 16: H I mean I talked ship but not.

1073
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me what you said that you got banned for.

1074
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,439
Speaker 16: Well, I get back from everyone's chat, so I can't

1075
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 16: really remember.

1076
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: Okay, you should take a look at what you've been

1077
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,439
Speaker 1: writing in people's chats and maybe reevaluate as to why

1078
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: they would ban you.

1079
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 11: So that's it.

1080
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: Yep. See I would have gone more. I would have

1081
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: gone more in depth with that guy if I if

1082
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: I I want everyone to know, if I had more

1083
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: than a minute, I would have gone into it with

1084
00:54:55,280 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: that guy. I was. I was curious about him because look,

1085
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 1: I don't believe the trolls just troll. Okay, I really don't.

1086
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: All right, listen, I don't. I don't believe in that.

1087
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 1: I fully believe there is a reason, an underlying reason.

1088
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: Maybe he has a desire for attention because he didn't

1089
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: get enough as a child, something like that, some underlying

1090
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: reason that we could have explored with that young man

1091
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: as to why he types bad things in people's chats.

1092
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: And I would have been interested in exploring that reason,

1093
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: but we'll save that for the actual show. This is

1094
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: one minute phone calls. Baby goes on the line taking

1095
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: your phone calls every nighte ever goes to who's teaching

1096
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:47,760
Speaker 1: you aloud in lying he's not really an expert.