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Speaker 1: Our confession. I can't take back all.

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Speaker 2: Arms Speak Texas seventy eighty five nights. Who says I

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Speaker 2: decided to spend my savings on a giant, seven foot

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Speaker 2: bronze statue of myself. I just put it at a

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Speaker 2: local park with no permission. I'm single and don't care

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Speaker 2: if anybody thinks it's stupid. This is my legacy. Yeah right,

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Speaker 2: I'm that's bold. There's other ways to have your life's

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Speaker 2: work honored and remembered. One way is by coming onto

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Speaker 2: the mass speaker and telling your incredible, true stories to

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Speaker 2: the masses anonymously.

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Speaker 3: Aymous Le's good.

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Speaker 2: And we've got a guy who wants to plant his

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Speaker 2: statue right in the middle of our studio. He's chosen

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Speaker 2: to go by Freddy today. So Freddie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Our studio is really small. I don't know where your statue.

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Speaker 1: Is gonna fit.

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Speaker 3: Bro I was gonna say, we can move with all

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Speaker 3: the other ones over and just squish it in between.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah.

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Speaker 2: We always have room for more stories here, Freddie. So

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Speaker 2: the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here goes. I work in it and I recently

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Speaker 1: left this company that I worked for for about twelve

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Speaker 1: years and it wasn't my choice.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so you were sourced out of the company

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Speaker 2: you left.

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Speaker 3: I mean that sucks. I've been laid off before. I've

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Speaker 3: never been fired, but I've been laid off and it sucks.

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Speaker 1: Really. Yeah. The official phrase is not of my own volition. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Oh that sounds like you got in trouble.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to get into it, but there

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Speaker 1: were definitely some disciplinary issues involved.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't think it's like I think it's fired. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's fired for cause it sounds.

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Speaker 2: Like professionally not great, but personally we would all get

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Speaker 2: along really great.

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Speaker 3: Which that's not your confession, is why you got fired?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, Because here's the thing. The

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Speaker 1: secret they're probably going to find out eventually.

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Speaker 2: Oh there's a secret that you've been not telling them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they haven't yet, but I figure i'll tell you

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Speaker 1: guys first, suck and get it out there and get

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Speaker 1: it off my.

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Speaker 3: Chest, your chest or brag because it sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly a little bit of both.

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Speaker 2: Okay, interesting so what's what happened? What's your secret?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So about twelve years ago I started there. They

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Speaker 1: had a really nice welcome event from me and the

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Speaker 1: other I guys that they brought on. Okay, you know,

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Speaker 1: we had a cake in the breakroom. You meet everybody,

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Speaker 1: they welcome you to the company, shake everybody's hands.

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Speaker 3: That's nice.

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Speaker 1: One of the sales guys comes in the room and

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Speaker 1: he's like, oh, it looks like they hired some more nerds.

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Speaker 1: He literally walked up to me and jammed his thumb

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Speaker 1: right into my slice of cake.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: What? And he laughed in my faith and walked out.

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Speaker 1: It was some real middle school both.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy that, like, you think you graduated high school,

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Speaker 3: but then adult life is often just a same reflection.

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Speaker 2: It's like the people at work that try to make

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Speaker 2: you eat impossible meat when you specifically.

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Speaker 3: Said you didn't want to, and then take you into

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Speaker 3: eating it. You have never been bullied.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey, I present evidence a Okay, all right, sorry, back

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Speaker 2: to you, Freddy.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I made it a point to never

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Speaker 1: forget that. Yeah, SOUTI I was recently let co I've

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Speaker 1: been messing with his computer files like how i'd go

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Speaker 1: on his calendar and change his meeting times. It's a

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Speaker 1: little bit so like he'd be ten to thirty minutes late.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's smart. If you only change it

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Speaker 2: a little bit, you wouldn't noticed. Like, oh, and.

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Speaker 3: I forget him all the time because like you just

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Speaker 3: get an automatic invite. Yeah, I don't look the details.

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Speaker 2: And now he's the guy who shows up late to

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Speaker 2: every meeting.

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Speaker 3: That I like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do stuff like I delete important emails

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Speaker 1: that he'd get from certain clients.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, that one hurts the company.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I wouldn't mess would have spreadsheet.

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Speaker 3: Oh did you do this for twelve years?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I can be very petty.

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Speaker 2: It seems like an even trade. He messed with your cake.

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Speaker 2: You ruin his entire work life.

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Speaker 1: Huh no, no, no ruining It means he would leave, And

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Speaker 1: I didn't want him to leave. I wanted him to

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Speaker 1: stay and just.

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Speaker 2: Continue the torture.

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Speaker 1: Not hurt.

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Speaker 3: Now that you're not there anymore, they're gonna think, Wow,

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Speaker 3: this guy is so on top of it.

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Speaker 1: Give this guy even he's gonna be shock.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dang, I haven't even led to a meeting in

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Speaker 2: two years.

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Speaker 1: How did I do this? It was funny. I mean

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Speaker 1: he'd be in the middle of a presentation and he

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Speaker 1: couldn't explain why his numbers were higher or lower than

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Speaker 1: he expected.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, yeah, according to this graph, I've lost

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Speaker 2: a lot of sales. I don't remember that.

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Speaker 1: That must be true.

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Speaker 2: I did this work. It's been a bad quarters.

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Speaker 3: Guy.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: You make him feel like he's going crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're totally right. Even his boss noticed it too,

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Speaker 1: because of all of the quote unquote errors, people snaking.

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Speaker 1: They didn't allow him to work from home anymore.

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Speaker 2: Oh so messed up. Actually, that's like the holy grail

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Speaker 2: of worse situation. No, they forced him to come into

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Speaker 2: the office every single day, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not going I almost felt guilty, almost almost Listen, he

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Speaker 1: put his thumb in.

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Speaker 3: I mean he's not present for his children anymore because

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Speaker 3: he's not at home and works twelve hours a day.

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Speaker 2: I don't mess with my nine dollars sheep. Yes, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: It gets better, it actually and actually gets you know

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Speaker 1: how he got tested for ADHD and early onset alzheimer. No,

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Speaker 1: we've got o gosh why because they really got noticeable

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Speaker 1: that later, like five six years.

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Speaker 2: You really turned it up on him.

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Speaker 1: Okay. The thing I do have like records on my

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Speaker 1: work computer that I didn't get a chance to delete.

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Speaker 1: I never got a chance to get to him. So

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Speaker 1: if my replacement decides to go through my work computer,

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't take much for him to figure out what

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Speaker 1: I was doing. I'd be busted. But at this point,

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Speaker 1: who cares.

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Speaker 3: I thought you already hacking your own computer.

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Speaker 1: I can't get into the network, that's the problem.

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Speaker 3: Maybe your replacement will see that and continue carrying the

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Speaker 3: torch for you just destoying this man.

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Speaker 1: It depends on how he got welcome in the type

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Speaker 1: of person he is. Well, that's a good point.

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Speaker 3: Did they have cake or did they do with individual companies?

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Speaker 1: No, I wasn't there.

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Speaker 2: Well, we get lots of free donuts here at the station,

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Speaker 2: so if you want to work here and maybe like

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Speaker 2: bump up all of our paychecks every.

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Speaker 3: Single he has an evil lockdown.

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Speaker 2: Well, thanks for your confession there, I'm officially terrified of

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Speaker 2: you and text in the seven eighty five nines. If

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Speaker 2: you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker, Your phone TAP's coming up next.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,