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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good by, Just.

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Speaker 5: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 5: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 5: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 5: line on you.

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Speaker 6: Hi, either, hello, sweet sweet thing?

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Speaker 5: Oh sweet?

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Speaker 6: I just wanted to ask, are you a suck? Because

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Speaker 6: I think we would make a great pair. That's what

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Speaker 6: my mom my mom thinks. Okay, I sent her a

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Speaker 6: picture of you.

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Speaker 5: No finish, Whatever you do, I'll pull his underwear over

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Speaker 5: at his head and give him the wedgie of a lifetime.

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Speaker 5: He said. Just smile politely and tell him that you

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Speaker 5: would love to meet his mommy, and he should call

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Speaker 5: you sometime to set that up. And that's when you

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Speaker 5: give him the number to the loser lines. So hopefully

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Speaker 5: he calls it leaves an awkward voicemail. We could play

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Speaker 5: on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 7: Next, heystin going on. I don't know if you remember me.

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Speaker 7: You probably don't remember my name, but I bet you

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Speaker 7: remember this. We had a little bit of a contact

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Speaker 7: you haven't.

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Speaker 2: Had at the bar.

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Speaker 7: Hit it off, really, really well, you should know my number. Obviously,

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Speaker 7: I'm calling you from the number now, so it's saved

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Speaker 7: on your phone, but just in case, it's the one

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Speaker 7: that ends.

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Speaker 2: In damn it, I lost it.

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Speaker 7: It did not come out the way I wanted to do,

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Speaker 7: so something came up on that one. Think I got

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Speaker 7: it on my shirt. Man, I'm sorry. The burp factory

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Speaker 7: isn't working the way it showed today. I guess I'm not,

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Speaker 7: you know, accustomed to burping as much without beer. But

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Speaker 7: the bakery factory is ready to go.

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Speaker 2: So call me, call me.

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Speaker 3: I can't, I can't.

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Speaker 4: I do want to go drinking with her?

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Speaker 5: What do you think her apartment smells like she could

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Speaker 5: be like Lilac smell. I'm holding that hope.

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Speaker 6: For her.

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Speaker 3: Next message.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Ashley, I get the bar the other night. Blond hair,

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Speaker 4: blue eyes. You remember, I don't meet a lot of

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Speaker 4: people with blond hair and blue eyes. Though you know

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Speaker 4: me having blonde hair.

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Speaker 2: Blue eyes, you haven't blonde hair, blue eyes. You know

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Speaker 2: what I mean?

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Speaker 4: We should, uh, people like us should breed more. You

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Speaker 4: know there's not enough people like us, you know you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean. So yeah, I think we hit

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Speaker 4: it off pretty good. If uh, you should give me

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Speaker 4: a call back and see what happened.

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Speaker 2: Next message, you.

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Speaker 5: Know, trying to find common ground with someone that's good,

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Speaker 5: talking about purifying your race not so good?

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Speaker 3: Do you take a hood off before?

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Speaker 5: What the hell?

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Speaker 3: I am so frustrated with you right now? When I

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Speaker 3: said I'm a girl who's likes flowers, that does not

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Speaker 3: mean breaking into a botanical guard in at midnight and

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Speaker 3: trying to make out with me behind a bunch of roses.

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Speaker 3: I'm a queen and I deserve better, So I'm willing

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Speaker 3: to give you one more chance and hang out with

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Speaker 3: you again. And we better go somewhere in the daytime,

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Speaker 3: not at night, and this time, bring some freaking flowers

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Speaker 3: that you bought purchased with your own money, not from

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Speaker 3: some gravesite that you stole them from. And I love

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Speaker 3: you bye.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it wrong that I thought that that was a

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Speaker 4: real romantic story dating.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you're going to have a good scene

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Speaker 3: in a rom com, that would.

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Speaker 5: Be one Brooks husband, Michael. I hope you're listening. Get

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Speaker 5: the bolt cutters ready for your next day.

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Speaker 4: Be married to me. The bar's low.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hi, Rachel, this is I am not doing

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Speaker 2: so good today, and I'm sure you know about that.

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Speaker 2: I remember we were at your place and I was

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Speaker 2: really not feeling great. And before you wake up and

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Speaker 2: find it, I just want to let you know that

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Speaker 2: I I puked in your bowl and your kitchen. I

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Speaker 2: couldn't find the bathroom and it seemed like a good

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Speaker 2: place and I'm so so sorry. Another confession, I kind

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Speaker 2: of remember puking in your freezer. I'm not sure why

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Speaker 2: that happened. And I also may have puked in your

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Speaker 2: hall closets. So when you get this, there's going to

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Speaker 2: be a few surprises. But I do want to say

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Speaker 2: that I had a really great time before all of

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Speaker 2: that and would love to hang out again.

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Speaker 5: No has a lot of body.

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Speaker 7: She never got the call, so she found it on

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Speaker 7: our own.

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Speaker 1: I was like the bulls kind of considerate.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, into an Easter egg hunt of.

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Speaker 4: She's playing a fun game called find the Smell. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to party? Get some party? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Hey, Sanya.

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Speaker 2: This is Super from the Super.

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Speaker 1: The Super Mario Chat Room and the guy you d m.

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Speaker 6: The other day.

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Speaker 3: I told you that I can uh.

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Speaker 1: I was good at doing the Mario voice, so.

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Speaker 4: Uh yoh let's go.

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Speaker 2: Uh pretty good, right, that's from from your pick.

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Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, you're pretty cute, and uh, you met

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Speaker 1: super Mario, Super Harney. Sorry, I'm just I'm a little nervous.

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Speaker 1: I just make fun I say funny things like that, like, uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not totally like the real me is

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Speaker 1: not disrespectful to women.

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Speaker 5: I thought Mario couldn't get any sexier and that gout

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Speaker 5: you a flower because he was on fire. Brooke, You've

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Speaker 5: always had a Mario fantasy?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 5: Should we pull up the caller ID for you there?

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