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Speaker 1: The environmentalists whackos have tried to control every aspect of

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Speaker 1: our lives for seemingly ever. They don't want you to

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Speaker 1: buy s u v s, don't want you to drink

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Speaker 1: big soft drinks, don't like plastic straws. Now, they want

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Speaker 1: to control how you die. Some woman named Nora Menkin,

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Speaker 1: director of the People's Memorial Association, sounds like something from

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Speaker 1: communist China. Anyway, this bunches in Seattle. What's the difference? Says?

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Speaker 1: Hundreds of thousands of tons of CEO two could be

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Speaker 1: saved if you would just choose an environmentally friendlier way

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Speaker 1: to dispose of your body. She suggests something called aquamation.

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Speaker 1: Aquamation is the process that uses heat, pressure, water, and

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Speaker 1: lie deal with the stench to dissolve you the client. Now.

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Speaker 1: She brags that aquamation creates only one tenth the carbon

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Speaker 1: footprint as conventional cremation, and she says the liquid by

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Speaker 1: products can be used as fertilizer. It's a win win

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Speaker 1: for the earth folks. At some point, hormbal people are

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Speaker 1: going to have had enough with all of this. They're

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Speaker 1: sick and tired of people telling them how to live,

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Speaker 1: now telling them how to die. They're sick and tired

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Speaker 1: of these people being obsessed with death anyway, We've been

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Speaker 1: able to deal with death and post death for millennial

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Speaker 1: without any meddling from these control freaks. If they're obsessed

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Speaker 1: with death, maybe they should look to their own and

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Speaker 1: leave us out of it.