Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera
Speaker 1: che Edge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Camerichage. Good morning, Teddy, Teddy,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Sunshine, good morning.
Speaker 3: It is going great, never better, fabulous, never better, never
Speaker 3: freaking better, So good that I.
Speaker 2: Couldn't even bothered to put on one ounce of makeup,
Speaker 2: and I could have had on because I could see
Speaker 2: how close my iPhone is scrolled into my face. Isn't
Speaker 2: that how dreamy these clips will.
Speaker 3: Look at I know, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: That is okay because we are.
Speaker 3: A chanel I on.
Speaker 2: No, we're not China chanel or Ion. Guys, we we learned.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, So actually I got a tweet after last
Speaker 4: week's podcasts about Dubai after the recap, so we were
Speaker 4: very curious.
Speaker 3: Of why Ion chanel Ion goes by Ion and even
Speaker 3: on her intro she it doesn't say chanel So somebody
Speaker 3: tweeted me and said, hey, just to clarify the chanel
Speaker 3: Ion thing. Her name was Ion Pillet. She changed it
Speaker 3: to chanel Ion for work and maybe feelings about around
Speaker 3: carrying her father's name. I don't know. So her first
Speaker 3: name is Ion but also Chanel lol love the pod.
Speaker 3: So she changed her name, but legally her name sounds
Speaker 3: like it's Ion or.
Speaker 2: It originally used to be Ion. She could have originally
Speaker 2: changed it.
Speaker 3: She could have legally changed it. You're correct, we don't.
Speaker 2: Know, but either way, it all makes sense.
Speaker 3: Now, it makes sense.
Speaker 2: Now, it makes sense. Well, after watching this episode, I'm
Speaker 2: excited to recap it. And then we have Carolyn Stanbury
Speaker 2: coming on and that will air Monday, so we'll be
Speaker 2: able to dig all into.
Speaker 3: A little deeper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little deeper. So first we'll dig in with
Speaker 2: our personal thoughts and then we'll just grill Stanbury. It's perfect.
Speaker 3: I always get confused if it's grill or drill.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm pretty sure it's grill, and.
Speaker 3: It's really sometimes I'm like, I'm gonna drill you.
Speaker 2: Well, I think a drill I think is in regard.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, but I think a drill is
Speaker 2: like a workout drill, like run and you know, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: give May fifty, that's a drill.
Speaker 3: A grill, I think could grill is something you make
Speaker 3: steak on? I thought, But whatever, we don't know. We
Speaker 3: clearly English is not my first language.
Speaker 2: English is our only language, but we still get but
Speaker 2: it's not our first our first language.
Speaker 3: Better at pig Latin.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I forgot about pig Latin. Okay, So
Speaker 2: this episode starts off with Ion is throwing together a
Speaker 2: fashion show for Ion Beauty. Ion and her sister discuss
Speaker 2: how crazy it is coming from a village where they
Speaker 2: didn't know makeup existed and now owning a beauty line.
Speaker 2: Ian admits I've had diarrhea like three times because of
Speaker 2: how stressed she is. Only Ion would get dressed in
Speaker 2: coture with a four foot train to sell makeup.
Speaker 3: I know, I mean, I know. But it was really
Speaker 3: nice seeing her brother and sister. Have we seen them
Speaker 3: before other than just FaceTime?
Speaker 2: I think just FaceTime.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's also nice to know that the sisters
Speaker 3: got their knockers from their mom.
Speaker 2: Well, it's also nice to know that everyone, including us,
Speaker 2: when we get stressed, we get the ree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all get the ree. Now do you did
Speaker 3: you get your boobies? I mean implants from your mom.
Speaker 2: My mom has implants too, so yeah it does. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so we we got them. I mean we didn't get
Speaker 2: them together.
Speaker 3: We got them together. They were friendship boobies.
Speaker 2: Her boobies came probably about twenty five thirty five, a
Speaker 2: lot of years years ago.
Speaker 3: Bbies. Okay, okay, my mom. I did not get my boots.
Speaker 3: My mom actually got it from my grandma. My grandma
Speaker 3: had knockers. She had some big knockers, real knockers or fingers.
Speaker 3: Come on. She was born in the nineteen hundred. She
Speaker 3: would have been one hundred and twenty four years old.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: But what about when Chanelle is saying that she's stressed,
Speaker 2: but she's sitting on the floor and like a ball,
Speaker 2: eating a piece of bread or something, and everyone's like
Speaker 2: running around beside her. Did you notice that?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, I mean Chanelle's the only one that can
Speaker 3: be dressed from an Egyptian museum, and I'm over here
Speaker 3: can't even get free close from Zara.
Speaker 2: We can't even I mean, we can't even manage to
Speaker 2: switch up our outfits each week on the pot.
Speaker 3: I got my Target Johnny Cash shirt on right now.
Speaker 2: I have my skims dress that I wear every single
Speaker 2: time I don't feel like putting on.
Speaker 3: I have the underwear every color like a.
Speaker 2: Nightgown so comfy. Then the ladies arrive at Ion's event,
Speaker 2: Lisa and Brooks are late. Stanbury shares that she's not
Speaker 2: surprised by brooks lateness at all, because Brooks cannot watch
Speaker 2: other people succeed.
Speaker 3: It's starting to look like that. It really is.
Speaker 2: Well, I know we are skipping around, but I kind
Speaker 2: of thought it was a true dick move. When we
Speaker 2: get towards the end and we're getting the confessionals and
Speaker 2: Brooks is talking about Ion's makeup line and she's solely saying, well,
Speaker 2: this is Tony's line, This is Tony Like right, that
Speaker 2: was just so rude, Like obviously she collabed with somebody,
Speaker 2: and it spears to be a makeup artist because she
Speaker 2: is always doing Ion's makeup.
Speaker 3: Who knows, I could be wrong, but like that is
Speaker 3: really no, I think you're right. I just think it
Speaker 3: was a real dick move. She does not to see
Speaker 3: other women to seed, even if she did it on
Speaker 3: her own or she had a partner, like who cares?
Speaker 3: What does it matter? And I sat in my CBD
Speaker 3: business Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you know what, clearly her and her partner decided
Speaker 2: on what name they wanted to use to capitalize on this,
Speaker 2: you know, the success of Dubai and whatever it may be,
Speaker 2: and be on television. And this was a beautiful event.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a makeshift fashion show. Like it was great.
Speaker 2: It was over the top. They even I forgot who
Speaker 2: said it, but like there was a line to get in,
Speaker 2: Like how normally you go to housewives events and like.
Speaker 3: You could barely pay people to be there, and like
Speaker 3: that unless they think they're getting camera time. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: once they've been friends, once your friends have realized they've
Speaker 3: been to a couple of times. I mean we even
Speaker 3: see in flashbacks of Tuleine, we would have never known
Speaker 3: Tolene filmed in prior season. No, I know. And by
Speaker 3: the way, we we get it Brooks, you were late
Speaker 3: because you had to work, and we get it works
Speaker 3: you're the only housewife in all the franchise that have
Speaker 3: a job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then in the next scene you said, I
Speaker 2: haven't gone to work yet. I just rolled out of bed.
Speaker 3: So like, clear, get it straight, let's get it straight.
Speaker 3: Let's get it straight.
Speaker 2: But Sarah tells Sergio that she fought for his wife,
Speaker 2: but Stanbury never fought for her. Sergio tells Sarah that
Speaker 2: she and Stanberry have to talk. Sarah doesn't think that
Speaker 2: their friendship is where it used to be, but there
Speaker 2: is something there that she can't walk away from. Then
Speaker 2: she says, you know, they've broken bread together. They do
Speaker 2: a little fit and share bread. That's what they need
Speaker 2: to do, eat, share bread. Now do you find it
Speaker 2: weird that Sarah's talking to Sergio about this?
Speaker 3: Like, wouldn't I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't like for
Speaker 3: you know, one of the house has to go up
Speaker 3: to Eddie and like, you know your wife has done this,
Speaker 3: and he, first of all, he probably wouldn't entertain it.
Speaker 3: He'd be like talk to her.
Speaker 2: Well, I I feel like maybe I have I've been
Speaker 2: sleeping or I've missed a pivotal piece of information when
Speaker 2: Sarah and Sergio actually had the same parents. No, they
Speaker 2: call each other brother and sister, Like, where did this
Speaker 2: brother sister relationship come from? How did I miss the memo?
Speaker 3: Because they think that the two of them have some
Speaker 3: mad chemistry together and she gets a little too close
Speaker 3: to him quite often.
Speaker 2: Well he, I mean, clearly we saw at the end
Speaker 2: of the episode he likes to be involved in the
Speaker 2: in the action.
Speaker 3: You think, like Carolyn's like pulling his arm down like
Speaker 3: bit on, sit down, but still like we would do
Speaker 3: to our children. I mean, I don't even know that
Speaker 3: I do that to my children, Like I know that
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have to do it to my children.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I would have just given the look yeah,
Speaker 2: you're but the brother sister thing. I really actually when
Speaker 2: people are like, BFF, but you're my brother, we're so
Speaker 2: close to like my sister, I never really get it,
Speaker 2: especially when the other person is married and the there
Speaker 2: one is supposedly working towards getting married and going to
Speaker 2: introduce the guy to her parents and moving to next stay.
Speaker 3: Do you see what Instagram has seen the chemistry between
Speaker 3: them or do you?
Speaker 2: I mean, I remember remember when this happened a couple
Speaker 2: of seasons ago where I guess it was last season
Speaker 2: because this is the season two, but where somebody was
Speaker 2: like feeling some sort of chemistry I think between was
Speaker 2: him and Lisa Milan.
Speaker 3: I think you don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Like they were sitting at like or maybe it was
Speaker 2: Sarah then too, and that would then prove that would attack.
Speaker 2: They were sitting at like a high top table on
Speaker 2: like a boat, having drinks and there was some kind
Speaker 2: of joke made. I think it was Lisa Milan, but
Speaker 2: everybody assumed that that meant there was some kind of
Speaker 2: chemistry or thing between her and Sergio. I don't think
Speaker 2: Sergio necessarily has chemistry with the women. I think he's
Speaker 2: just one of the women. Sometimes Edwin and Eddie can't
Speaker 2: follow stories quick enough to be in on the drama.
Speaker 3: No, nor does Eddie want to be in on the drama.
Speaker 2: But I would have to.
Speaker 3: He's hiding from the camera most of the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I would have to explain the drama to
Speaker 2: Edwin forty seven times for him to follow what's going
Speaker 2: on enough.
Speaker 3: To trust me. I do it all the time. It's
Speaker 3: it's really exhausted. It's like, even pay attention, even a
Speaker 3: meme I have to explain. I'm like, it's self explanatoryline's hey, attention,
Speaker 3: pay attention please.
Speaker 2: Then Brooke tells Tolene that she heard the voice notes
Speaker 2: to Lene left her and acknowledges Tolene's feelings.
Speaker 3: I wish you would have heard those voice notes, the
Speaker 3: kind of voice notes that disappear after you listen to him.
Speaker 3: Maybe why we didn't get to hear him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm sure whenever we get a voice note,
Speaker 2: we have the option of typing keep or you just
Speaker 2: let it.
Speaker 3: I hate those damn voice notes you're saying that, Teddy, Teddy,
Speaker 3: have you.
Speaker 2: Realized since I've done the phone update, I can't do
Speaker 2: voice notes anything.
Speaker 3: Thank you Jesus hall Lie.
Speaker 2: It is really sad. I miss my voice notes.
Speaker 3: No, nobody misses your voice notes, Teddy. No, it was
Speaker 3: a two study, no one ever.
Speaker 2: But what do we think that Telene said in the voicemails,
Speaker 2: Because Telene had mentioned texts she had said, but she
Speaker 2: didn't mention voice notes.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm sure we'll find out eventually.
Speaker 2: But Brooks tells Tolene if her feelings were hurt by
Speaker 2: the thing she said, then she is sorry to Lene,
Speaker 2: turns to the rest of the table and says, I
Speaker 2: got an apology from kill Caroline Brooks. Hell has frozen over, ladies.
Speaker 3: But is it really apology when someone says I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: If you feel I hurt your feelings, that is not
Speaker 3: It's Brooks doing the most again.
Speaker 2: But also, if Tolene wanted things to be better with
Speaker 2: Brooks after that conversation, she wouldn't have made that announcement
Speaker 2: to the table. That announcement to the table was to
Speaker 2: She was sterring it at that time. She was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: we're good right now, but let's blow this shit up now.
Speaker 3: Did you know what the Birge Khalifa is?
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 3: It is my old's tallest structure in the world, reported
Speaker 3: to cost one point five billion dollars to make.
Speaker 2: But what did she say first? Because she said it
Speaker 2: wrong first and they all laughed. It is something totally
Speaker 2: it's totally different. Yeah, totally different building. I can't remember
Speaker 2: what she said. Well, then Lisa asked Brooks what she
Speaker 2: apologized to Toleen for. Brooks says, I called her a beggar.
Speaker 2: Books says that Toleene always begged to be a part
Speaker 2: of her friend group and to be on television.
Speaker 3: Aka to be a cast member.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is like we already talked to her about
Speaker 2: the We talked to Telene about this. You guys can
Speaker 2: go back and listen to telene episode.
Speaker 3: But Telene was on last episode we last season. We
Speaker 3: just didn't know it until we got the flashbacks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we got a go I'm assuming that Brooks brought her
Speaker 3: to filming last season, and then after that happened, what
Speaker 3: normally happens is when casting comes around again, the producers
Speaker 3: will call people that have filmed because it's an organic
Speaker 3: way of bringing them on. And then also they're friends.
Speaker 3: So you shouldn't have brought her on if you didn't
Speaker 3: want her on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but also if somebody's begging you to
Speaker 2: be on the show, let's just say she was begging
Speaker 2: to be on the show, that is a red flag.
Speaker 2: If somebody is just your true friend and they bring
Speaker 2: you around to events, that's a little bit different.
Speaker 3: But what about Brooks calling Stanbury a narcissist?
Speaker 2: I mean, who isn't a narciss I mean that kettle.
Speaker 2: But if you I think also, this is going to
Speaker 2: be something that I'm not. I'm not siding with Brooks here.
Speaker 2: I'm solely just who I am not. But I want
Speaker 2: you to hear one thing, and I think that you
Speaker 2: are considering your past hard. But if your friend desperately
Speaker 2: wants to be on the show that you're on, then
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure your friend will do anything on that
Speaker 2: show to me, right, You see what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, But ultimately, what it sounds like is Brooks
Speaker 3: is insanely jealous of Tilene and hates the fact that
Speaker 3: she's on the show. And and on top of that,
Speaker 3: Tileene is thriving.
Speaker 2: Telena is thriving. It gets a little rough at the
Speaker 2: end of this episode.
Speaker 3: I think I am team team Tileene on the rest
Speaker 3: of this with my cigarette hanging out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that was so Lisa vander pump
Speaker 2: when like she was so stressed about whatever. I think
Speaker 2: it was the brandy thing and she just like lighting
Speaker 2: the sig, doesn't even care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she made it look so classy. Just well,
Speaker 3: we'll have to reenact it at that when we talk
Speaker 3: about it because at the end of this.
Speaker 2: But you know that, you know, filming's supposed to be
Speaker 2: over when they will actually show you smoking a sig
Speaker 2: on camera, because I will say, housewives do it all
Speaker 2: the time, where they step off camera and they smoke,
Speaker 2: and production does not want to show it. It's not
Speaker 2: something they want to promote.
Speaker 3: They don't. But I don't have We don't have anybody
Speaker 3: in our cast that smokes that's out there with SIGs.
Speaker 3: I can't remember we've ever had anybody. I think that's
Speaker 3: more of an l A thing too. More people I
Speaker 3: know smoke.
Speaker 2: I maybe it's just not an OC thing, but I
Speaker 2: think I saw a lot of people smoking in the
Speaker 2: back at Andy's baby shower. Any who, Then, before we
Speaker 2: even get to all of that, Lisa her husband go
Speaker 2: to dinner. Lisa says that after having their son, the
Speaker 2: couple made it a point for them to have a
Speaker 2: date night every night. Lisa gets real about the pressures
Speaker 2: of being a good wife, staying in shape, and being
Speaker 2: a good mom, and Lisa being a good friend all
Speaker 2: the time. I realized that there's a lot of other
Speaker 2: things we could be talking about. But I need to know.
Speaker 2: Have you ever ordered Eddie's meal?
Speaker 3: No, but we know who wears the pants in that family.
Speaker 3: Lisa orders the dinner and her husband gets pedicures, so
Speaker 3: we know exactly how that relationship works. I love her husband,
Speaker 3: let me just put that out there. They are such
Speaker 3: a good couple together. He is so kind, so thoughtful.
Speaker 3: They're just I think they're my favorite couple on the show.
Speaker 2: I do love them, but I'm worried that they're the
Speaker 2: couple on the show that we're going to find out
Speaker 2: at the end is having.
Speaker 3: Ash Why don't put that out there.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I feel like they're laying it
Speaker 2: out for us because they show him on a date
Speaker 2: and then they don't show him filming, So I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's that he's done to be on camera, like.
Speaker 3: Fine, to be on camera.
Speaker 2: I know. I can only tell you what my gut
Speaker 2: tells me. Something.
Speaker 3: God, you and your gut. Okay, Well, time will tell,
Speaker 3: Time will tell. Maybe we should ask Caroline. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: we have her, see what her thought is on their
Speaker 3: relationship and see what.
Speaker 2: Let me scribble that down in my crazy notes.
Speaker 3: Put that in there.
Speaker 2: Put that in there. Then uh, we see Ion going
Speaker 2: to the beach with her siblings.
Speaker 3: And her walking in her heels through the sand. Only
Speaker 3: on can do that.
Speaker 2: She's I need another. I needed to also know the
Speaker 2: current temperature of that beach, picnic. I needed to know
Speaker 2: you did why because if it was a thousand degrees
Speaker 2: pulling that cart with my heels through the sand, that's
Speaker 2: a big note for me.
Speaker 3: Dog. What about Ion's white tie? Your dress? I love fashion?
Speaker 3: Now with the two tigers, can you imagine us wearing it?
Speaker 3: We'd look like we had three heads.
Speaker 2: No, it would would eat somebody in the middle, and
Speaker 2: then our heads would just be coming out of the
Speaker 2: two tigers.
Speaker 3: We should get dresses like you should get one with
Speaker 3: two of my heads on each side, and I get on.
Speaker 2: Two happy tam and the pissed off tad.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and I'll just just.
Speaker 2: Turn I love it. But then Lisa, Brooks and Sarah
Speaker 2: decided they're going to Bali and their theme is Eat
Speaker 2: Prey Party. Lisa says she's in charge of food, Sarah's
Speaker 2: in charge of praying, and Brooks is in charge of party.
Speaker 2: Stanbury says she can't see herself praying in Balla with Sarah.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody's praying on this trip once they
Speaker 2: get there. But what the whole thing is to be
Speaker 2: PTSD from Bali? That was my worst cast trip ever.
Speaker 2: I am excited to see their trip just because I
Speaker 2: want to see where they go, what they do, all
Speaker 2: those things compared to what we did. And are we
Speaker 2: assuming that Brooks doesn't come on this up at all?
Speaker 2: Because in that in the trailer for next week, we
Speaker 2: don't see Brooks.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't notice that. I I'm not saying she's
Speaker 3: going She's going eve even if she has to make
Speaker 3: a grand entrance.
Speaker 2: Even if she travel her nail technician.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so she brings her. Now, how do you feel
Speaker 3: about housewives bringing their glam to events on the show.
Speaker 2: I don't mind people bringing a friend, but I do
Speaker 2: mind people bringing a friend when you have not asked
Speaker 2: and it's a sit down.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a whole different story. I'm just wondering, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you can't be friends with your how
Speaker 3: I'm best good friends with my glam. But it's just
Speaker 3: it's something that's kind of frowned upon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well I think that. I think what
Speaker 2: we're not actually saying, but what we are saying is
Speaker 2: your glam that does your hair and makeup when you're
Speaker 2: on the show, they know everybody's secrets because that is the.
Speaker 3: One yeah person, Well, if that's the one thing that
Speaker 3: the production doesn't want, they don't want, well, let's just
Speaker 3: put it this. A glam has been caught speaking, yeah talking.
Speaker 3: I mean, let's take it back to Jersey. What's going
Speaker 3: on over there with the glam over there?
Speaker 2: Right? But also, glam always gives you. This is why
Speaker 2: I don't like glam on housewive Trips because that gives
Speaker 2: you a person to vent to. Whence the people that
Speaker 2: don't have glam are just left to stew and become
Speaker 2: crazy on their own and their rooms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can vent, but all you're gonna see
Speaker 3: is their arm. You just see an arm. You don't
Speaker 3: see you hardly ever see the other person. You see
Speaker 3: them curling the hair, put the makeup on, and they're
Speaker 3: just you know what that girl did to me?
Speaker 2: Then to Leine brings up the apology she got from
Speaker 2: Brooks and how she couldn't believe it. Lisa tells Delene
Speaker 2: that Brookes said to Lene is a beggar. So this
Speaker 2: is where we realize. The story shifts Toleen's eyes widen
Speaker 2: and she says, I guess hell hasn't frozen over. Telene says,
Speaker 2: in the nine years of friendship she's had with Brokes,
Speaker 2: she's never seen this side of her.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's because she's jealous she's on the show.
Speaker 2: But I also wanted to be like except when Telene
Speaker 2: watched the entire last season or was there in the background, right.
Speaker 3: But she doesn't have like if she had like an
Speaker 3: issue with her, like, oh you know what, we really
Speaker 3: weren't getting along she got cast on the show. There
Speaker 3: is no evidence of any issue before she got on
Speaker 3: the show. I feel like she got on the show
Speaker 3: and then she was mad that she was on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then Stanburry talks with Sergio about his relationship with
Speaker 2: the Asmine, where I love Surge, but we got to
Speaker 2: talk about this. He contradicts himself multiple times. He's like, listen,
Speaker 2: I want her to know that I don't want to
Speaker 2: be her father, but I am her dad.
Speaker 3: Her dad, and I am her dad.
Speaker 2: I just love Surge.
Speaker 3: But I have a question for you. What down Caroline's
Speaker 3: friend that walks in. Does she look familiar to you?
Speaker 2: She did, but I didn't know why. The one that
Speaker 2: brought the gifts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the she had flowers, I think in her hand
Speaker 3: or something. She was on Housewives. She is on Housewives
Speaker 3: of Chessdire.
Speaker 2: Oh, so that would make sense. Also, who was it
Speaker 2: that they were saying, pays off Caroline's bill?
Speaker 3: Michael, the guy that she lived with. We need to okay,
Speaker 3: we need it down.
Speaker 2: Write this down, hey, write this down in our rain
Speaker 2: man notes.
Speaker 3: Michael pays for Caroline's bills and her maid's bills. Is
Speaker 3: that what was said?
Speaker 2: But also I'm confused. I thought Caroline got divorced from
Speaker 2: someone who had a million dollars, I mean a bit, sorry,
Speaker 2: not an.
Speaker 3: M no, no, no, her family. Caroline's parents are, according to
Speaker 3: Ladies of London, worth one worth a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well AnyWho, we gotta we gotta keep moving
Speaker 2: through this. Brook shows up to Caroline's party and begins
Speaker 2: to stage the house. I thought this was kind of rude.
Speaker 2: I think Sage smells shitty, so I would be annoyed
Speaker 2: coming in with like a bloggaret.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, you just don't do that. Brooks is rude.
Speaker 3: I can't seriously cannot with this woman bringing first, bring
Speaker 3: in her nail technician unannounced. Now with the Sage walking around,
Speaker 3: it's like she's just doing the most. I don't know
Speaker 3: what what her deal is this season, because I don't
Speaker 3: feel like she was like this last season.
Speaker 2: But then Brooks and Ion both say that Michael got
Speaker 2: drunk and told them he paid for the mortgage the utilities.
Speaker 2: I'm like, problem, But then I'm like, does Michael pay
Speaker 2: for Sergio spray tan?
Speaker 3: And I mean I know, and also how do I
Speaker 3: find a Michael Michael? Hey, you want to pay my
Speaker 3: bills too, Michael. It just doesn't make sense for it
Speaker 3: does not logically make any sense for Michael to pay
Speaker 3: for Caroline's lifestyle. And maybe.
Speaker 2: Maybe he meant while they were staying with him. Let's ask.
Speaker 2: It's in the notes.
Speaker 3: We're gonna ask. Yes.
Speaker 2: Then at dinner, Brooke mouths across the table to her
Speaker 2: friend fake fake, fake bake, fake bake, and Tolene chimes in, sorry, Caroline, fake, Seriously,
Speaker 2: what does that even mean? Brook responds, I'm not talking
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: Yes you are. If you're gonna say that, then at
Speaker 3: least admit it and say it to her face.
Speaker 2: And then to Lena and Brooks off, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: pissing me off. Then Tolene and Brooks begin insulting each other.
Speaker 2: Tolene's husband drags her away from the conversation. I don't
Speaker 2: know that that's the correct verbiage. I don't think that
Speaker 2: he's really dragging her away from the conversation.
Speaker 3: I was trying to just get her out of the drama.
Speaker 3: I think he's.
Speaker 2: Trying to get her out of the drama. But then
Speaker 2: Brooke tells Tolene to drop her drink, and Telene responds
Speaker 2: you're an alcoholic, drop your drink after you're slurring.
Speaker 3: She told her she was slurring.
Speaker 2: It's like Brooks, I rewinded she wasn't.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: It's Brooks being the ultimate gas lighter, the ones that
Speaker 3: see there's certain girls on shows that can drop sound
Speaker 3: bites even if they're not happy and it's not true,
Speaker 3: and if they say it enough times, the viewers will
Speaker 3: believe it.
Speaker 2: But I have a question. So after Raffy and Toleene
Speaker 2: walk away, you hear Raffy saying like I don't give
Speaker 2: a shit about the cameras, and then Brooks makes it
Speaker 2: seem like Raffy is really coming at her.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was coming at her. I think
Speaker 2: he was like enough, like stop.
Speaker 3: So what happens is people will do that to other
Speaker 3: people to make that the viewers think that's what they're
Speaker 3: doing when they're not. It's called gaslighting.
Speaker 2: Well, I think regardless of if she was gaslighting or
Speaker 2: just trying to really piss off Raffy, I'm not sure
Speaker 2: which one it is, because you could tell then Raffy.
Speaker 3: Oh, she was pushing Raffy's buttons for sure, like she
Speaker 3: was trying to get him activated to come after her,
Speaker 3: and then she would then say he can't. He attacked me.
Speaker 2: But then Tolene's husband tells Brookes shut your mouth. Lisa
Speaker 2: tells him a man isn't going to threaten a woman,
Speaker 2: and then sergeriy in the back, desperately wanting to be
Speaker 2: a part of the action. He's like, honey, honey, you're
Speaker 2: listening to this. Honey honey.
Speaker 3: She's like, God, down down, sit down, leap it alone,
Speaker 3: don't I Also, I also have a question.
Speaker 2: They said, which I guess we scribbled this down for
Speaker 2: Caroline as well, that you cannot yell in the streets
Speaker 2: of Dubai, but can you smoke? Six?
Speaker 3: I have no idea. I have no idea. I love
Speaker 3: when Caroline's trying to diffuse everything and she's like, Sergio,
Speaker 3: put on the music, and you probably hear the producers'lling Sergio,
Speaker 3: no music.
Speaker 2: Music is not allowed because we don't have it's trademarked
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to pay for the rights to it. No,
Speaker 3: don't do it. We'll put our porn music in there.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about a fifty thousand dollars couch.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about well, how much let's google how much
Speaker 2: is the restoration hardware couch that I would say eighty
Speaker 2: five percent of houses cloud? Yeah, oh, I used to
Speaker 2: have that. I would guess that's probably, And that's a
Speaker 2: nice ass couch. I mean, I'm furious that at twenty
Speaker 2: because the day that he did, one of my children
Speaker 2: got a red sharpie and went this right on the
Speaker 2: top of it.
Speaker 3: When I tried to people out there their furniture factory
Speaker 3: in Laguna Hills, they will make a knockoff of any
Speaker 3: couch you want with memory foam, just like the Cloud.
Speaker 3: So that's what I got. Cost me like four thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: All this did tell me is there's no baby coming soon.
Speaker 2: But then Sergio tells Stanburry he doesn't like what's going
Speaker 2: down inside his home, and Stanburry yells at him continuously
Speaker 2: to sit down. Stanbury tells everybody parties over, get the
Speaker 2: f out of my house. Did they ever eat?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I never saw anyone chew food.
Speaker 3: Good question.
Speaker 2: What do I guess about telling they didn't say the
Speaker 2: food's delicious at that party? Said the food's delicious at
Speaker 2: Ion's party.
Speaker 3: What about the you're a bigger and you were my
Speaker 3: clothes last season. Oh that you hit that sick. I
Speaker 3: should take this, get your stick it up. You're you're
Speaker 3: the bigger, You're the bigger Brooks. You were my clothes
Speaker 3: last season. You didn't have the money to wear that chanel.
Speaker 3: It was mine.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Okay, we got guys. All I need
Speaker 2: to know is I'm happy to borrow anybody's clothes. But
Speaker 2: I thought Dubai was coming back. It came back with
Speaker 2: the bang. I think it's gonna get better from here.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for tuning in. On Monday, we will
Speaker 2: we'll be bringing in some more actions, so we'll have
Speaker 2: Caroline Stanbury's take on all of this and we'll talk
Speaker 2: to you all then bye,