Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Wow. So in Central Park
Speaker 1: today there was a giant gold cube like made of
Speaker 1: solid gold that was worth eleven million dollars. They took
Speaker 1: eleven million dollars worth of gold and made a cube
Speaker 1: with it, and then they just put it in the
Speaker 1: middle of Central Park. Apparently is to promote something crypto.
Speaker 1: I don't even understand crypto now at this point, I don't.
Speaker 1: Every time there's some ship that doesn't make sense in
Speaker 1: the world, people just say it's crypto. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Crypto has become like the new like UFO.
Speaker 1: What happened last night? I heard some ship. There's something
Speaker 1: happening I saw in my house, probably a crypto bob,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what they said as a
Speaker 1: gold cube. And then someone said it's because of crypto.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I don't understand the block chain
Speaker 1: for real. Now it's coming to you from the heart
Speaker 1: of times. Were in New York City, the only city
Speaker 1: in America. It's The Daily Show. Here's edition tonight. The
Speaker 1: mass Rudy, the NFL lea is racist, Johnny. This is
Speaker 1: the Daily Show with Trevor No, Hey, what's going on? Everybody,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. Let's jump
Speaker 1: straight into today's headlines. We kick things off with the
Speaker 1: big entertainment news of the day. One of the hardest
Speaker 1: game shows on television right now is The Mosque Singer,
Speaker 1: which is like American Idol if all the contestants were
Speaker 1: minors celebrities disguised as genetically mutated Tellytubbies. And the best
Speaker 1: part of the show is always when the singer's identities
Speaker 1: are revealed, they take off the mosque because you never
Speaker 1: know who it's going to be. Wow, the skunk was
Speaker 1: Faith Evans, the Hamster was Rob Schneider, and Rob Schneider
Speaker 1: was Kevin Hart. It's so cool, but every now and then,
Speaker 1: every now and then, the reveal is truly truly shocking,
Speaker 1: and at yesterday's taping it brought the whole show crashing down.
Speaker 1: Two judges on The Fox Show The Masked Singer reportedly
Speaker 1: walked off in protest during the taping of a recent
Speaker 1: episode after it was revealed that Rudy Juliani was a
Speaker 1: contestant or the Deadline. Judges Ken Jong and Robin Thicke
Speaker 1: walked off the set as soon as Giuliani was unmasked,
Speaker 1: but once again, Rudy Giuliani ruins the day by showing
Speaker 1: people in his face. America is truly, truly, truly, truly
Speaker 1: the greatest country on earth because this is the only
Speaker 1: place in the world where entertainment trumps everything. Because I mean,
Speaker 1: a year ago, just a year ago, this guy tried
Speaker 1: to overthrow America's democracy and now he's a contestant on
Speaker 1: a reality show. Is there anyone they won't have on? Like,
Speaker 1: one of these days, a must singer is gonna take
Speaker 1: off their head and it's going to be literally the coronavirus.
Speaker 1: I knew it. I said it had to be COVID
Speaker 1: and it was. It was. And don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I get why Giuliani did it. I mean, reality shows
Speaker 1: are the best way to rehab your image, you know,
Speaker 1: because you can count on the fact that you'll always
Speaker 1: be surrounded by even worse people. I mean, if Kim
Speaker 1: Jong Un filmed the dinner scene with the Real house Wives,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't seem that bad. I mean, sure he fed
Speaker 1: one of them to some dogs, But did you see
Speaker 1: what Jen Shah said? But the question is why did
Speaker 1: the producers want Rudy Giuliani on the show. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's beyond controversial and even more than that, even more
Speaker 1: than that for the show itself, like his performances, like
Speaker 1: they really suck. The company counting our vote is owned
Speaker 1: by two finners of Whales who were allies of jobs
Speaker 1: with the company, who's chairmans is a close associate and
Speaker 1: business partner, George Sorrows. What do we have to do?
Speaker 1: Let's have trial by combat. No one to that, all right,
Speaker 1: Let's move on to a new story about Tesla, the
Speaker 1: first car designed by a twenty pack of Red Bull.
Speaker 1: Tesla's are famous right now for their fully automatic self
Speaker 1: driving mode, but it turns out that their self stopping mode, well,
Speaker 1: that needs a little work, and Tesla cars are being
Speaker 1: recalled because of an auto on a miss driving feature
Speaker 1: that disobeys stop signs. Tesla introduced the rolling stop feature
Speaker 1: in a software update in October. The program would allow
Speaker 1: cars and self driving mode when no one is around,
Speaker 1: to drive past the stop sign without coming to a
Speaker 1: complete stop. Tesla says it will fix the issues through
Speaker 1: a wireless software update. Tesla claims no cars and its
Speaker 1: self driving program have been involved in any accidents. Oh no,
Speaker 1: don't fix this. Don't fix it. You breaking it. Come on,
Speaker 1: people are self driving car that follows all the rules.
Speaker 1: That's going to be dangerous because that's the last thing
Speaker 1: that human drivers expect. Who stops at a stop sign?
Speaker 1: You almost killed me and my family. Like, we need
Speaker 1: a program costs to drive just like humans. That's what
Speaker 1: we need. Okay, they need to speed up at a
Speaker 1: yellow light, Well, they need to drive faster when a
Speaker 1: pedestrian is crossing the streets. Yeah, I mean you say
Speaker 1: it's dangerous, but we both love that game. So look,
Speaker 1: I don't mind that Tesla's we're rolling through stop signs
Speaker 1: because actually liked the idea of artificial intelligence not being
Speaker 1: so uptight and perfect. You know, I don't know like
Speaker 1: I want lazy AI. Yeah, I just want chilled AI
Speaker 1: because then there's less chance of a robot uprising, you know,
Speaker 1: because the robots will be like, must destroy human beings,
Speaker 1: but first must scroll through TikTok. You want to bomba
Speaker 1: you want to general with the big boys. But it
Speaker 1: turns out there are some people that self driving cars
Speaker 1: probably should not drive. Like many of these people are
Speaker 1: in Florida, for instance. Second, look at the story It
Speaker 1: reportedly started when the driver that you're about to see
Speaker 1: cut off another driver in traffic, right, and then he
Speaker 1: got mad and slammed his brakes when the first car
Speaker 1: started riding his bumper, and then when the other car
Speaker 1: pulled out and tried to pass him. This happened in Florida.
Speaker 1: Take a look at this new dash cam video showing
Speaker 1: the moment a driver shot at another driver during a
Speaker 1: road rage incident week. Oh my god. Papa's attorney says
Speaker 1: his client was just defending himself. He's now facing two charges,
Speaker 1: including aggravated assault with a firearm. It's like, what's the
Speaker 1: deal with this guy? First of all, First of all, guys,
Speaker 1: the whole point of road rage is to not hurt
Speaker 1: each other. Right, we just act crazy because we're safe
Speaker 1: in our cars. It's like Twitter, but on the freeway.
Speaker 1: And secondly, the way he pulled out the gun. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you, but I thought he was gonna
Speaker 1: be like a stone cold assassin, you stow like the
Speaker 1: way he pulled it out and just you know, but
Speaker 1: then when he actually started shooting, he looked like a
Speaker 1: like a five year old holding fireworks for the first time.
Speaker 1: Rap and guys, I think we can all agree someone
Speaker 1: like this should not be allowed to have a gun.
Speaker 1: You can't just be spraying bullets randomly on the freeway.
Speaker 1: First of all, you could kill someone, all right, But secondly,
Speaker 1: this is Florida. Everyone else has a gun. You start shooting.
Speaker 1: Next thing, someone in another car goes like, oh, they're shooting.
Speaker 1: Then they start shooting, and then there's people in the houses.
Speaker 1: They're like, theyre shooting on the freeway. They start shooting,
Speaker 1: and then grandmother's in the old age homes they're like,
Speaker 1: somebody shooting. And then finally the alligators come out of
Speaker 1: the swamp. They're like, all right, I guess we're doing this.
Speaker 1: And it's not just this one dude. This is a
Speaker 1: big problem in America. It's a huge problem. So many
Speaker 1: disputes in this country go straight from talking ship to shooting.
Speaker 1: You know why I think this happens because the second
Speaker 1: Amendment comes right after the first first Amendment, right to
Speaker 1: talk ship, second Amendment. You see what happens when you
Speaker 1: talk ship. They should have made the first amendment talk
Speaker 1: ship second amendment. You know, the right to like talk
Speaker 1: about ship was said. Third Amendment, right to grab a
Speaker 1: drink with each other and be like, yeah, man, maybe
Speaker 1: we shouldn't have said that. Ship for maybe fifteenth Amendment,
Speaker 1: the right to bear arms. I want to shoot each other. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm cool. Now, man, I'm cool at some time to breathe.
Speaker 1: Seventh Amendment, the right to breathe. But you see, this
Speaker 1: is why we need Tesla's autopilot mode. Yeah, because then
Speaker 1: you can keep driving and the car will shoot for you.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to our top story. It's
Speaker 1: about the NFL. When you think of the NFL, you're
Speaker 1: supposed to think of athletes doing exciting things like making
Speaker 1: amazing catches or throwing incredible passes and running up the
Speaker 1: middle into a big pile of people for some crazy reason.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Go around them, you idiot. That's
Speaker 1: what I would have done. But in recent years, the
Speaker 1: actual football part of the NFL has been overshadowed by
Speaker 1: off the field scandals, from the Redskins controversy to the
Speaker 1: black bawling of Colin Kaepernick, to the league telling players
Speaker 1: that dog spots on their m r s was just
Speaker 1: their brains getting a sun tan. And this week brought
Speaker 1: a whole new scandal for the NFL when former Miami
Speaker 1: Dolphins coach Brian Flores filed a lawsuit accusing the league
Speaker 1: of racial discrimination against black coaches. Flora's claims that teams
Speaker 1: are interviewing black coaches with no intention of actually hiring them.
Speaker 1: He says he had an interview with the Broncos where
Speaker 1: the executives showed up an hour late and clearly hung over,
Speaker 1: and he had an interview with the Giants that he
Speaker 1: knew was bullshit because the team had already decided to
Speaker 1: hire a different white coach, and the way he found
Speaker 1: out that they had already hired somebody is pretty wild
Speaker 1: for us, as he found out from Patriots coach Bill
Speaker 1: Belichick that the Giants had hired a head coach three
Speaker 1: days before he was scheduled to have an interview with
Speaker 1: the team. The complaints states on January twenty four, Belichick wrote,
Speaker 1: sounds like you have landed. Congrats. Flora's responded, saying did
Speaker 1: you hear something I didn't hear? Belichick texted back Giants.
Speaker 1: Flora's later text Belichick to ask if he's texting the
Speaker 1: right coach before Belichick that's is up that he has
Speaker 1: the wrong man. Sorry, I expected this up. I double
Speaker 1: checked and I misread the text. I think they're naming table.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Bb mm hmm. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Why do old people sign their texts like? Do they
Speaker 1: do that for everything? I'm so horny right now, yours truly, Henry.
Speaker 1: I want you to go to town on my ass affectionately, Yours, Linda.
Speaker 1: Squirt emoji, squirt emoji best wishes, Henry. No, but for really,
Speaker 1: this was a screw up by Belichick. And he's a coach,
Speaker 1: so he can't even blame ct because this is how
Speaker 1: Flora's found out that he already lost the job that
Speaker 1: he was about to interview for about too. And you
Speaker 1: may be wondering, why would an NFL team grant an
Speaker 1: interview to a black coach if they have no intention
Speaker 1: of hiring them. Well, for a long time, black head
Speaker 1: coaches in the NFL, we're just not a thing. Right.
Speaker 1: In fact, between and nine there were zero black coaches, nada. Yeah,
Speaker 1: during that sixty year period, it was easier to find
Speaker 1: a black person in space than coaching in the NFL.
Speaker 1: And finally, in two thousand and two, Johnny Cochrane, Yes,
Speaker 1: the O J guy. I guess he was really into football.
Speaker 1: He threatened to sue the league if it didn't get
Speaker 1: its act together, and so the NFL created something called
Speaker 1: the Rooney Rule, which said that at any time that
Speaker 1: there's an opening for a new coach, at least one
Speaker 1: minority candidate has to be interviewed for the job. Which
Speaker 1: is cool, but now Brian Flores is saying that these
Speaker 1: interviews he's getting they aren't real. These teams are just
Speaker 1: going through the motions to satisfy the Rooney Rule. Think
Speaker 1: of it this way. It's almost like when your mom
Speaker 1: emails you that her friend from church, her son is
Speaker 1: moving to your city and she wants you to be
Speaker 1: friends with him, and then, yeah, you go get a
Speaker 1: beer with him just to make your mom happy, But
Speaker 1: you know for a fact you're never gonna hire him
Speaker 1: as your friend. And honestly, if you want to make
Speaker 1: someone come to a bullshit interview, the least you can
Speaker 1: do is let them know ahead of time, let them
Speaker 1: know this is a bullshit interview, because that way they
Speaker 1: can have some fun with it. You know, I think
Speaker 1: how dope it would be to get to an interview
Speaker 1: knowing you're not gonna get the job. Then you can
Speaker 1: give bullshit interviews. So what would you say is your
Speaker 1: biggest weakness. I'm definitely afraid of footballs, and I also
Speaker 1: don't know what the footballs is now. Look, we don't
Speaker 1: know for certain why Brian Flores didn't get these jobs,
Speaker 1: but it's clear that the Routing Rule, despite its good intentions,
Speaker 1: has done nothing to solve the NFL's black coaching problem.
Speaker 1: The facts are clear that black coaches are not awarded
Speaker 1: the same opportunities as their white counterparts. Black coaches take
Speaker 1: longer to get hired, they get fired faster. A study
Speaker 1: found the coaches of color average shorter ten years than
Speaker 1: white coaches, and we're less likely to land another head
Speaker 1: coaching job after being fired. There was an academic study
Speaker 1: that came out across three decades over one thousand coaches,
Speaker 1: finding that black coaches were one hundred and fourteen percent
Speaker 1: less likely to be promoted to coordinative positions, despite the
Speaker 1: success of coaches such as Tomlin and Tony Dungee, who
Speaker 1: both won Super Bowls. When it comes to head coaches,
Speaker 1: the league is clearly as white now as it was
Speaker 1: in two thousand and three when the Rooney Rule was institated.
Speaker 1: There were three African American coaches in the National Football League.
Speaker 1: We are nineteen years removed from the institution and implementation
Speaker 1: of the Rooney rule, and there is now one head coach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Out of thirty two teams in the NFL,
Speaker 1: there's still only one black head coach, which is fewer
Speaker 1: than the number of black coaches when the Rooney rules started.
Speaker 1: So the Rooney rule is basically as useless as the
Speaker 1: five second rule. Yeah, bitch, you dropped your food on
Speaker 1: the floor you put in your mouth. That's just nasty. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not like bacteria slow to figure it out? Is
Speaker 1: that food? Wait? That's food. And it turns out not
Speaker 1: only a black coaches still not getting enough opportunities, but
Speaker 1: when they do get the job, they have a much
Speaker 1: shorter leash than white coaches. Yeah, even if they win,
Speaker 1: that's a good chance that they're gonna get fired. Now,
Speaker 1: is the NFL doing this on purpose to black coaches?
Speaker 1: Nobody knows. I mean maybe, or maybe it's an unconscious bias.
Speaker 1: And that's what makes racism so hard to prove these days,
Speaker 1: because back in the day, when someone's being racist to you,
Speaker 1: you knew, alright, because there'd be upfront. They'll just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you you want the head coaching job. You're Ron funny Negro.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know many girls are smart enough to
Speaker 1: make jouts? Did you know that? Stave? But that's why
Speaker 1: proving racism for black people in two can be so frustrating, Right,
Speaker 1: Sometimes it feels like you know you you, You're the
Speaker 1: only person in a horror movie who actually knows what's
Speaker 1: going on. You gotta believe me, man, there's a serial
Speaker 1: killer in this camp. Don't be ridiculous. All these sexy
Speaker 1: teams are probably stabbing themselves to death. Come on. But
Speaker 1: no matter why it's happening, it's clear that black coaches
Speaker 1: aren't getting the same opportunities in the NFL as their
Speaker 1: white counterparts, which is a pretty demoralizing situation for black
Speaker 1: coaches to be in. NFL owners have stuck to an
Speaker 1: old game plan when it comes to hiring head coaches,
Speaker 1: and that in turn has sent morale among black coaches
Speaker 1: plummeting to a new law. It's now so bad. Football
Speaker 1: agent Brian Levy convened a Zoom meeting for many of
Speaker 1: the black coaches he represents to talk about the Rooney rule.
Speaker 1: Part workshop part therapy session. You see, um, guys that
Speaker 1: are not as qualified. Um that jump ahead of you,
Speaker 1: Guys that you have trained and that we're under you
Speaker 1: for years. That that jump And now, so what is
Speaker 1: the criteria? You know, the resume doesn't matter anymore. He's
Speaker 1: not getting interview because he's the qualified coach. He's going
Speaker 1: to do because they have to hit that quota. You
Speaker 1: see the black name like, oh, he's the rooney, that's
Speaker 1: why he didn't. He's the runy man. You see the ship.
Speaker 1: The situation is so bad for black coaches that they
Speaker 1: are voluntarily having zoom meetings. Do you know how truly
Speaker 1: unfair something has to be for football coaches to talk
Speaker 1: about their feelings. Think about it. Even when they win
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, they'll be up on the podium that
Speaker 1: night like you played well today. Then give the boys
Speaker 1: twenty minutes off tomorrow and then it's back to the
Speaker 1: weight room. This is the most exciting day of my life. Well,
Speaker 1: for more on this issue, let's go now to our
Speaker 1: senior Tailgates and correspondence, Roy Wood Jr. Roy I believe
Speaker 1: you're out at Miami Dolphins Stadium right now, and this
Speaker 1: story is truly a bombshell story. It is shocking, Trevor, shocking.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that racism still exists in the NFL.
Speaker 1: I mean they had in racism on their helmets. You're
Speaker 1: telling me that didn't do anything. You know, Roy, I'm
Speaker 1: as shocked as you are. But but let me ask you,
Speaker 1: what do you think of the Rooney rule? Because this
Speaker 1: lawsuit seems to prove that it hasn't worked. The problem
Speaker 1: with the Rooney rule is that it underestimates racial bias.
Speaker 1: The Rooney rule says, you don't like black people, we'll
Speaker 1: hang out with one and see what happens. But nothing happened.
Speaker 1: So now it's even worse, and you're still hiring the
Speaker 1: white coach and wasting the black man's time. Right right,
Speaker 1: So then let me watch the mint and that this
Speaker 1: rule messes with the black man's self esteem. He's going
Speaker 1: on all these interviews and doesn't get the job. He's
Speaker 1: obviously gonna wonder, well, is it me? You're getting low
Speaker 1: self esteem? That's that ship starts affecting your whole life.
Speaker 1: You start having problems with intimacy. Your girl asked, what's wrong,
Speaker 1: but you're too manly to admit that. When you get older,
Speaker 1: things don't work as good. You know what I'm talking about, Trevor.
Speaker 1: You know exactly what I'm talking about. You've been through
Speaker 1: this ship, you start growing apart, she leaves you. Next
Speaker 1: thing you know, she's dating the white coach because he
Speaker 1: got a good job. Meanwhile, you at home by yourself
Speaker 1: watching poorn. You're not even jerking off while you're watching
Speaker 1: the poorn, You're just watching it and eating cheese. I
Speaker 1: h I think that went a bit off track. But
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. Roy You think the Rooney
Speaker 1: rule should be abolished. No, I didn't say that. We
Speaker 1: just got to replace the Rooney rule with the roy
Speaker 1: Wood Junior rule. The Roywood Junior rule. I'm sorry, what
Speaker 1: is that? Oh? No, it's simple. If a team is
Speaker 1: gonna hire a white guy but they have to interview
Speaker 1: a black guy, then that should just have to fly
Speaker 1: me out. But then doesn't that waste your time? Man?
Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing going on and stuff with this
Speaker 1: stupid ass job. And I get to have a fun weekend,
Speaker 1: get to fly first class, get the chill in the
Speaker 1: hotel with a mini bar, hanging out in fun cities,
Speaker 1: drunk in New Orleans, back tattoos in Miami. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a good ass time, Doug. Well, Roy, I'm looking
Speaker 1: here and it says that one of the first available
Speaker 1: jobs is gonna be in Minnesota. So you want to
Speaker 1: fly there? You want to send a black man to
Speaker 1: Minnesota in February? What part of in racism do you
Speaker 1: not understand, Trevor. My skin wasn't made for them type
Speaker 1: of temperatures. Let the white coaches have Minnesota. They't that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought you wanted to, all right, I guess we'll
Speaker 1: have to figure something else. You know what, Let's take
Speaker 1: a break and when we come back, we'll tell you
Speaker 1: the truth about where your poop actually goes. Stick around.
Speaker 1: So so, Roy, you're just gonna give up on Minnesota, Trevor,
Speaker 1: is a reason that you never saw any black bikings.
Speaker 1: You've seen a black biking. I can't say that happens.
Speaker 1: Name one black biking You've got me. Yeah, Welcome back
Speaker 1: to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is the creator
Speaker 1: and star of Jackass, Johnny Knoxville. He's here to talk
Speaker 1: about his death defying stunts in the new film Jackass Forever.
Speaker 1: Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to the Day Show. Thank you for
Speaker 1: having me. It is so good to see you like
Speaker 1: functioning as a human being. You know, I'm happy to
Speaker 1: be functioning after one those films. I'm like, you're one
Speaker 1: of those people where if somebody bent money with me
Speaker 1: and said, like, how long do you think this guy
Speaker 1: will live for? I would have probably lost all my money.
Speaker 1: You you're you're you're fifty now right, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm loving it. I did not think I would live
Speaker 1: to see you get like old, like look at your
Speaker 1: silver fox and everything. Thank you? When natural during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, and yet you're still trying to die. Well,
Speaker 1: I try still trying to entertain, which you do successfully.
Speaker 1: By the way, congratulations. I think the movie is really funny.
Speaker 1: I think the stunts are crazy. To have you guys
Speaker 1: gotten tired of the pain? Do you still feel pain? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel my pain threshold I think is about the
Speaker 1: same as anyone else's. I don't give a damn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the same. I've been hit by
Speaker 1: a call once, right, it never happened again. Like if
Speaker 1: you crossed the street with me, Johnny, like there is
Speaker 1: no car anywhere inside, because that I will never forget
Speaker 1: that ship. And then you come along and I go, like,
Speaker 1: when that bull hits you. So there's there's the scene
Speaker 1: where you're getting hit by the bull. Do you even
Speaker 1: remember that? By the way, I remember the ball hitting
Speaker 1: me in me flipping, and after that they had to
Speaker 1: send me footage in the hospital to remember what happened
Speaker 1: because you were snoring afterwards. That was the doctor said,
Speaker 1: that was me trying to swallow my tongue. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought it was, like I thought it was. So this
Speaker 1: is what happens. You get hit by the bull, you flip,
Speaker 1: you crashed down, you start snoring. Then I'm like, Johnny,
Speaker 1: that's funny saying I'm knocked out. So I'm snoring, and
Speaker 1: now you tell me that part of it. I didn't
Speaker 1: bring that up in the movie. Yeah, because I mean, like,
Speaker 1: look at look at me down Now I'm the opposite
Speaker 1: of into taining. I'm worried about you. What else have
Speaker 1: the doctor said? Are you? Are you like fully okay?
Speaker 1: As a person like you can't do this so much longer,
Speaker 1: writes I that that was my last ball to face
Speaker 1: because I've had sixteen concussions and that one was really
Speaker 1: pretty narrowly had a brain hemorrhage and it took me
Speaker 1: several months to come back from I took a lot
Speaker 1: of cognitive tests and boy, my scores weren't great. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The doctor's like, do you have trouble paying attention? I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't sit still lately. I can't edit. I can't.
Speaker 1: He's like, because you scored a seventeen out of a
Speaker 1: hundred on the you're just taking attention span. You just
Speaker 1: take a knock off, the knock off the I'm better now.
Speaker 1: So now it's like I don't know twenty. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you're going up. That's so weird. Glad that Johnny knox
Speaker 1: Fell has gone up. Here's another question I had for
Speaker 1: you is like, who is your health insurance provider? I
Speaker 1: actually have very good health and insurance. Um they do
Speaker 1: they know what you do? Like because I like like,
Speaker 1: whenever I think of health insurance, I think of them
Speaker 1: being like, ah, but you know existing conditions? What do
Speaker 1: you do for a living type thing? Like does like
Speaker 1: do you have like life insurance? I actually got life insurance,
Speaker 1: which is amazing. I didn't know what you do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they know what I do. I don't harp on it
Speaker 1: with them, but they know what I do and like
Speaker 1: how you say, like you just gloss over him? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you do for a living? I work with animals,
Speaker 1: you know, I work near gravity and Newton's third love motion. Um,
Speaker 1: is there a stunt that that terrifies you? Is there
Speaker 1: like a thing where you go like, you know what?
Speaker 1: I want to do it, but I don't think I'll
Speaker 1: ever have the bulls to do it. I don't like
Speaker 1: cold weather, cold water, that's my line in the sand. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Although I have I have done
Speaker 1: things in cold weather and cold water. I don't that's
Speaker 1: actually your so it's not pain, it's cold. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: well Steve O's is like he'll let you put a
Speaker 1: hook in his mouth and cast him out in the
Speaker 1: sea chummed up waters for sharks. But they tried to
Speaker 1: get him to uh bungee dive off a bridge. Wants
Speaker 1: He's like, no way, dude, no way. It's like something
Speaker 1: grandma's dude. Everyone has their irrational thing about them, all
Speaker 1: the cast members. He wouldn't bunge, he dive. It's like okay, Stevo, Okay,
Speaker 1: So then how do you pick the stunts? Then and
Speaker 1: how do you pick who's gonna do the stunt? Because
Speaker 1: I mean, like in this movie, you've got like vultures
Speaker 1: and penises. I'm gonna say that just to keep people
Speaker 1: on the hook. You know what I mean. You've got
Speaker 1: you've got scorpions involved in people's faces. You know, you've
Speaker 1: got penises and bees. Yes, you know who's a lot
Speaker 1: of penis. There's a lot of penis, which is good. Um,
Speaker 1: it's like euphoria. But with comedy, you know, how do
Speaker 1: we how do we choose who gets to do which stunt?
Speaker 1: Do the people know ahead of time? And do they
Speaker 1: say yes, I'll do it or is it like now
Speaker 1: I want you to do this? Um? Everyone has their specialties.
Speaker 1: Like Dave England's the poop guy. Pontius is the naked guy,
Speaker 1: although Stevo will do naked things. I more of the
Speaker 1: blunt force trauma guy. And and no, they don't know
Speaker 1: a lot of times what's happening the headtime. Jeff and
Speaker 1: I know who we want to do it, and if
Speaker 1: they protest that they don't want to do it, then
Speaker 1: Jeff has a way of you know, he'll like either
Speaker 1: bulldog him into order, take him on a walk and
Speaker 1: be there buddy, and and talk him into it. That way.
Speaker 1: He has a number of ways of coming at the guys.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Yes, encouraging people to get hurts, but
Speaker 1: like their own relationhips. Well, secretly they all want footage, right.
Speaker 1: If someone gets a really good bit, no matter how painful,
Speaker 1: they're like, God, now I need to get one. And
Speaker 1: so everyone tries to top each other and it really
Speaker 1: helps for the film. It really does help the film. Um,
Speaker 1: Johnny Knoxville has evolved a lot over the years, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean you started to show at what the age
Speaker 1: of twenty nine, I think on MTV back in the day. Um,
Speaker 1: you've gone on to do everything, you know, the movies,
Speaker 1: the TV show, every everybody loves what you do. You
Speaker 1: you've developed a rabbit fan base. But what was what
Speaker 1: was an interesting evolution for me? Maybe one of your
Speaker 1: craziest stunts for people was speaking out off the George Floyd.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean that was I mean infuriating
Speaker 1: for everyone, I believe, but but I think it was
Speaker 1: like it was impressive because a lot of people didn't
Speaker 1: expect you. I mean, you're Johnny knox Fell. They're like
Speaker 1: the guy gets hit by things in the head. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's gonna say something anytime. And then you
Speaker 1: came out and you said, you said really beautiful things
Speaker 1: about the moment and what was happening in America. And
Speaker 1: then there were some fans of yours who were pistol if.
Speaker 1: They were like, no, Johnny, we we don't want you
Speaker 1: saying anything. I was so disgusted by that act by
Speaker 1: like a lot of people, and I feel like I
Speaker 1: could not say something, you know, And yeah, I lost
Speaker 1: people on my like a hundred thousand people unfollowed. But
Speaker 1: I told him too. I was like, if you if
Speaker 1: if you don't like what I'm saying, please don't follow
Speaker 1: me because I don't. I don't want you in my life.
Speaker 1: I don't need you in my life. I wanted to
Speaker 1: clear those people out and I did, and it felt
Speaker 1: much better, right because I mean, that's just been going
Speaker 1: on way too long. I hear you and it's it's
Speaker 1: it was, I don't know, it was no. No, I
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. I really do. Thank you. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people are gonna enjoy the movie because
Speaker 1: you guys don't take yourself seriously. It's just fun. You're
Speaker 1: hurting yourselves, which is a wonderful thing, you know, it's
Speaker 1: like consensual hurting of thyself. And uh yeah, I I
Speaker 1: hope we see you in another Jackass, but not getting like.
Speaker 1: I hope we find stunts that you can do safely
Speaker 1: without like failing cognitive tests. Well I hoped if we
Speaker 1: do another one, and we may, we may not. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I'll try my best to sit behind
Speaker 1: the camera in which after main. But as he told me,
Speaker 1: I'm lousy at doing that, so you can switch to
Speaker 1: the naked stunts. I'm not built for speed like panias
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, just to be honest, there's a
Speaker 1: reason I wasn't picked for the open. It looks like
Speaker 1: an egg in the nest. Trevor oh Man, sorry everyone,
Speaker 1: oh boy, nuxtell. It's always fun having you on man,
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for having thank you for the movie,
Speaker 1: thank you for joining me, and I hope to see
Speaker 1: you again. Thank you. All right, people, Jackass Forever is
Speaker 1: in theaters everywhere on February fourth. You definitely want to
Speaker 1: check it out. It's a lot of fun. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a quick break, but we'll be right back after
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