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Speaker 1: The Nicky Ger Podcast. Nicky Hello here, I am good

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Speaker 1: morning everyone. You know, whatever time of day it is,

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Speaker 1: I always say good morning. It's it's not even morning here.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why I say that. Um, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's Nicky Glayser Podcast. It's Wednesday. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: Um no, uh, how are you this morning? Good? Um? Um,

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Speaker 1: I have like my caffeine rush. I know, I just

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Speaker 1: liked timing had mine. I'm like coming out of mind,

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Speaker 1: but I'm getting whenever I start the podcast, I get

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Speaker 1: back into like kind of a caffeated frenzy. Um. I'm

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Speaker 1: just very excited about it. Um. Yeah. I I just

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Speaker 1: spend a lot of time talking to Andrew. We kind

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Speaker 1: of discussed maybe um him moving out at the end

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Speaker 1: I And then I'm I'm trying to wrap my head around, like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: who can I convince to come live here with me

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Speaker 1: in his stead? Um? Uh? Like I just I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Aya and Matt were here this past weekend, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I know that Onya and Matt were both like it's

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Speaker 1: pretty Like Anya was like it's great here, Like she

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Speaker 1: like was looked at my neighborhood. She's like, you have

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Speaker 1: a Starbucks and like and it's really all we need.

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Speaker 1: She's like, you just this is the cutest little like

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Speaker 1: part of town, and like they just were. She was

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Speaker 1: enchanted by it. And it's beautiful weather right now and

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Speaker 1: everything's just like looks idyllic idyllic um. But you know,

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Speaker 1: she should come back in February and see if she

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Speaker 1: still would want to be here. But it's also cold

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Speaker 1: as fucking New York, you know, And so I asked

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Speaker 1: her yesterday. I was like, will you guys move here?

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Speaker 1: Because she can't come as visit as much as I

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Speaker 1: wanted to, because oh, I'm losing so much hair. I

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Speaker 1: just pulled out three strands and and before this, I

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Speaker 1: was pulling out clumps. I mean, I didn't wash my

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Speaker 1: hair since sets from Saturday until yesterday. So I'm reasoning

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Speaker 1: that a lot is coming out from that time, not

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Speaker 1: stressing out about it like I used to. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be okay. Yeah, I'm trying to get her to move here,

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Speaker 1: and I got Andrew to move here, and I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: about who could I get to fill that bedroom because

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Speaker 1: I could live alone, but and I probably i'll see

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Speaker 1: how it goes. Maybe if he moves out for a

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Speaker 1: little bit to live alone, but I'll probably want someone.

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Speaker 1: Oh there's the band aid that I was looking for.

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Speaker 1: It's on my shoe. Um I thought it went down

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Speaker 1: my drain and I was like, God, damn it, that's

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Speaker 1: don't know who I could move in here and who

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Speaker 1: wasn't even sure I wanted to do a living situation

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Speaker 1: with Andrew. It's tough living with the best friend, you know. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: like stuff has transpired between us that wasn't fun, but

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Speaker 1: But um, I don't know. When Kurson was here this

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Speaker 1: past weekend, I would wake up in the morning feeling

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Speaker 1: one night I stayed at I went to the Rolling

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Speaker 1: I came home and everyone was already in bed and

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Speaker 1: the place was like the counters were clean, like it

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Speaker 1: just like looked like I was like oh, a girl

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Speaker 1: There wasn't like smudges everywhere. And Andrew's a smudgy guy.

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Speaker 1: And listen, I'm a staying person. It's been a while

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Speaker 1: and so I don't but grudge him. But it would

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Speaker 1: I'm almost nervous to live alone to see what I'm

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Speaker 1: like left to my own devices. And by devices, I

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Speaker 1: mean Apple TV and my Roku. Have you had a

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Speaker 1: like rotating friends like seasonally, maybe, well that would rely.

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Speaker 1: and Louise, I can just get more animals. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but it's it's it's nice to have lived with Andrew

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Speaker 1: for a year like that. Can't just go on forever.

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Speaker 1: And I'm happy for him that he wants to, even

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Speaker 1: we talked about Turkey a little bit. Jagger, Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: the drummer that passed away at the beginning of the show.

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Speaker 1: It was their first show without him. It's the first

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I can't pass up the Rolling Stones.

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Speaker 1: it's just it's it's so cool to see their enthusiasm

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Speaker 1: like that? Or were there times that they were up?

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00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 1: Do you feel them sagging over over time? I feel like, well,

426
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 1: I mean, look, temperature has a big factor exactly, that's

427
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 1: the temperature, and like hormones make my vagina either like

428
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 1: or like and horny nous too. So if you were

429
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,920
Speaker 1: going to sleep with a guy for the first time,

430
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 1: what's your perfect vagina? Town? Cold? Cold? Like? Why is

431
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 1: the thirty degrees in here small? No? I don't worry

432
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:47,479
Speaker 1: about that anymore, but because sometimes I mean, I just

433
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,880
Speaker 1: feel like, God, there's things I want to say sometimes

434
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,479
Speaker 1: that I'm just like, no one needs to hear this,

435
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 1: but I recently got into, um, the idea of having

436
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: a fat Like I've never wanted my vagina to be

437
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: described that way, but sometimes when I'm really horned up,

438
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: and there's been a lot of action, and I've like

439
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: there's been like buzzing things down there and like things

440
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 1: just like a lot of blood rushes down there, and

441
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 1: it's like it gets like plumper. Let's say, it looks

442
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 1: like a boxer's eye, ye yeah, yeah, or a guy

443
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 1: got stung by a bee's at the end of that

444
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: movie with the home alone kid, Oh my god, and

445
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: your asshole looks like a vander Holeyfield's ear. I wish

446
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: I wish it was that hot. Yes, exactly, Like it

447
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:42,199
Speaker 1: looks like it's just like engorged more and like just

448
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 1: there's it's just like and it's I I like that now,

449
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 1: like when it's just like like a little bit yeah

450
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 1: beat up, like where it's like it's not even like

451
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:56,439
Speaker 1: there's no saggings to it. It's like plump. And some

452
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 1: would say, man, you're pussy's fat right now, And I'm like,

453
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 1: thank you. I think that that's hot because it also

454
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: like makes more friction. Yeah. I mean, look, I think

455
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 1: any kind of fruit you eat, you like a plump fruit. Yeah,

456
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: I want to I don't want to pair or a

457
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: peach that's fallen apart. I wanted to be filled with juices. Yes, yes,

458
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 1: just like my lady. I'm just like me lady. Yeah.

459
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,479
Speaker 1: So like I guess when your vagina is plump, it's

460
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: like a heart on your vagina is hard. Yeah, like

461
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: when all the blood rushes down there, like you get,

462
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: I definitely get, like you pumped it up like some

463
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: you know, nikes in the nineties, like a tire for

464
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 1: your bike that you probably Yeah, those were so cool.

465
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 1: I was so jealous that girls didn't have those shoes.

466
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 1: They made them in women's not that I saw that

467
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 1: I was allowed to get. Maybe my mom was like,

468
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: they don't make them in girls, So that was why

469
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 1: then I didn't get them. That's why you have to

470
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: shop at pay less and where penny loafers without any

471
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 1: pennies in them. Yeah, pay Less, what a weird shoe

472
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: on a penny loafer? Would they put an actual penny

473
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 1: in it? Yeah, that's for a penny. I don't like

474
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: four a me because back in the day, a penny

475
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: was like you were good good. We have a friend

476
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: Kyle don again, who has a bit about songs in

477
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: the nineteen like twenties and thirties that were like, well,

478
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: like on a nickel in my pocket and I'm running

479
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: around and it's always like if you back the thirties,

480
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: there was a nickel in every song. If you had

481
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 1: a nickel, you were good to go out. Yeah, well yeah, no.

482
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 1: It is interesting that no one came out with like

483
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: the quarters shoot like because back then a quarters too

484
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: much to just keeping your shoe. You would need it

485
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: every day and it would really weigh it down. Pennies

486
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: are so worthless back to like this outfit this, I

487
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,959
Speaker 1: can wear this on the podcast, I'm not wearing this

488
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: out and about that girl wants to be seen, that

489
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 1: girl wants attention. It's just if you're in Miami, you

490
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: could rock that, yeah, because everyone's because everyone's dressing like

491
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: you were all black in Miami. I was telling our

492
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: listeners that we might be parting ways at the end

493
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 1: of the year in terms of how you turn it

494
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: out now. We were just talking about like if you

495
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 1: if you move, you've got to move out eventually. This

496
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 1: isn't forever yea, So it's not going to be forever

497
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: and count down and plays. No, I think we're leaving

498
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: on a healthy tip. If I leave, you don't know

499
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: what's could happen in the next three months. That's true.

500
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: Two months Fuck God, this year's passing by. Actually, this

501
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: year's kind of crawled. I can't believe we've lived together

502
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,719
Speaker 1: for less than a year. It feels like way longer.

503
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

504
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I think people say that's a terrible thing. Yeah,

505
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: but it doesn't feel like it's me. I've liked living

506
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: with you. I felt like time has flown here. I

507
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: feel like we don't get to watch TV enough as

508
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: much as I wanted to. It just doesn't our. Our

509
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: schedules don't line up, like I really wanted a partner

510
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: in TV watching. And we did get through some good stuff.

511
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: We did The Morning Show together, we did Love on

512
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 1: the Spectrum the other night. Um, we watched you did

513
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 1: not ever get on board with Bachelor in Paradise. I

514
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: could not have a friend in you for that. Um,

515
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't watch The Wire with you. I mean, what

516
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: our shows to be consumed together? I really just that's

517
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: what I really wanted a partner for. Yeah, I think

518
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: I think maybe I didn't. Maybe you didn't know how

519
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: much TV you watch alone. Not only that, what I watch,

520
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,400
Speaker 1: Like I watch a lot of sports, like a lot

521
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: of sports. Any sports, drug highs like you. If we

522
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: go over the amount of TV you've consumed, it's it's

523
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: a crazy amount plus sports. Yeah. Uh yeah, I don't

524
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: want you watch a lot of shows you do. And

525
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm not judging. I know, I'm just trying to think.

526
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: I mean, well, during COVID, yeah, I don't leave the house.

527
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: I don't go out that much. Um, but I just

528
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: wanted more like I wanted you. I think I wasn't

529
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: ready to sacrifice my time to watch something I didn't

530
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: want to watch. It's like you want to do that.

531
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 1: But I do think we we got through all of VEEP.

532
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: We got through Uh we did? I did? I did

533
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 1: f Boy Island, I did uh Morning Show? I did?

534
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 1: You did the morning show? I will say on your own?

535
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: And then you rewatched it with me a couple episodes?

536
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, um what about marriages? Marriage scenes from marriage?

537
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: I would get into that. Did you watch the second episode?

538
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, I couldn't do it. I tried to because

539
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: I was like listen, because I know that by myself

540
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: I can't get through anything. I just I need someone

541
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: there to comment on it and like spark my interest.

542
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: Did you watch anymore that? Mr Corman? I tried for

543
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: three minutes and I just couldn't. I mean, the scenes

544
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: from a marriage. I liked the first episode as but

545
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: that that, oh boy, the character, what they did with

546
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: the woman. Yeah, I just like feel like women are

547
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: written for to be like complete twats constantly in TV.

548
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: And I already have a problem with people actors and

549
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: actress is not acting and like scripts that no one

550
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 1: talks like that. And I understand it's supposed to be theatrical.

551
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: It's supposed to suspendous belief these people are doing. If

552
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: we just watch the way people talk, it wouldn't be

553
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: that interesting, even though I beg to differ. But like

554
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: Jessica Chastain's character cheats on him spoiler alert, Sorry, it's

555
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: the second episode. I'm not giving away anything else. No, no, no,

556
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: she was having an affair and she that's who she's

557
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: texting the whole Remember, I go, who'd she texting? And

558
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: you were like, it's something work related? No, no, no,

559
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: she was in a relationship. She fell in love with

560
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: a guy. She tells him about it, and she tells

561
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: him about it and it's like and so I'm leaving

562
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: and she's like a bit to him about it. And

563
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, no one would present it that way, like yeah,

564
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: she would be like, I'm so sorry I fell in

565
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: love with someone else, like but she's just like mad

566
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: at him about it, and maybe she feels like you're

567
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: the one who pushed me into his arms, but she

568
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: doesn't present it that way, so it just seems like

569
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: she's like, clearly, whoever wrote this, I'm guessing no, will

570
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: you look up who wrote scenes from a marriage? Because

571
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: I think it was a man who has a beef

572
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: with a woman or a woman that is a beef

573
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: with a woman, Because if I were Jessica Chastain, I'd go, no, no,

574
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this. And I mean, maybe she doesn't

575
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: have a choice, but I think his fear is going

576
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: on a scripted show and having to act like a

577
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: twat when no one would ever act that way. I mean,

578
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: but I do. I'm not trying to play devil advocate here,

579
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: but I think there are people that probably go, hey,

580
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: I cheated, and before you could even I'm going to

581
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: get ahead of it, before you could tell me that

582
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm a terrible person. Here's the reason why I did it,

583
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: And now you have a weaker argument. The thing is

584
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: with her though she is presented as a character we

585
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: don't think is capable of being so yeah, like it

586
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: doesn't fit with her character. And even you know what

587
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: in White Lotus, what's her name's uh, the coach Taylor's wife. Yeah,

588
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: Connie Britten's character just repulsive, repugnant. I just like I

589
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: I hated her and I was just like, this is

590
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: the This is a character of a like a you know,

591
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: a nagging, mean wife. There's nothing red about her. And

592
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: I love Mike White and I love the way he writes,

593
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: but it just didn't You can make a one why

594
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: do you want a character to be? Why is he married?

595
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: Why are they married? Well? She had she made a

596
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: lot of money in the show, right, so does this girl.

597
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: They both have strong I don't know. I think you

598
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: can subtly make someone deplorable without making them just so

599
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: over the top terrible. And I think, honestly, I think

600
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: these kinds of characters of women that are portrayed and

601
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: written by men reinforce men's hatred of women and women's

602
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: hatred of themselves. Like it, it doubles down on what

603
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: men already think women are, and like, watch it and go, yeah,

604
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:42,719
Speaker 1: all women do is fucking complain and cheat on you

605
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: and then blame you for it, and it's just like

606
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: it's not good. And it's like, if you're a woman

607
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: and you're successful and what you do well, then you've

608
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: got to be a then you're also a bit. Yeah,

609
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: you got to be a bit to be successful, is

610
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: what it's saying. I guess, So who who wrote it?

611
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: What's his name? It's like a Ingmarman? Yeah, Mark Bergman's

612
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: like the son of a priest. But who wrote? Who

613
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: wrote on this? Like, who's the writer? Guys Levy now?

614
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: Or is that a man? Okay, well I'm not saying that,

615
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: like it's definitely that because it's a man. But I

616
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: was right, and uh it feels good. It feels good

617
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,719
Speaker 1: to be right. Yeah, you're always but I just I mean,

618
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to watch No I'm wrong all the fucking time.

619
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to watch Bachelor in Paradise. And now that

620
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: Kendall and um grocery store Joe, grocery store Joe is

621
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: with So the whole thing is like I knew this

622
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: couple grocery store show and Kendall Kendall used to work

623
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: on my show Not Safe. She ended up just going

624
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: on The Bachelor, becoming like going pretty far on it.

625
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: She's just a girl that worked in the art department

626
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: of on TV shows, ends up going very far, ends

627
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: up in the Bachelor fanchise world. She goes on matchlor Baradise,

628
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: meets grocery store Joe. This is you know, five years ago.

629
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: They end up dating for two and a half three years.

630
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: Such a cute couple. I meet grocery shore Joe while

631
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm doing Dancing with the Stars. Then they send them

632
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: both to this Bachelor in Paradise because they've since broken up.

633
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: Joe lives in Chicago, Kendall lives in l A. He

634
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: wanted her to move there. She wanted him to move there.

635
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,479
Speaker 1: They broke up. They were still in love, but they

636
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: were like, logistically, this isn't gonna work. They go back

637
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: on the show after having been broken up for a while,

638
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: and they send old Joe in first, and he falls

639
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: in love with Serena, who's this adorable. She's thirty five,

640
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: he's thirty five, she's twenty three. They fall in love.

641
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: She's so cute. She's like just probably thirty something. Third

642
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: at least I would say thirty, but maybe thirty two

643
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: at the most Um and he falls in love there

644
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: and then Kendall comes in later. The producers planned it perfectly.

645
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: If they would have brought Joe and Kendall together, they

646
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: would have fallen in love again, end of story. But

647
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: instead Joe falls in love with Serena. Then Kendall comes

648
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: in and Kendall's like, Joe, I'm still in love with you,

649
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm like with Serena right now, Like

650
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: this isn't any He handled it perfectly. He's such a gentleman.

651
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: Was really respectful of Kendall. Also um respectful of Serena,

652
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: but also Kendall when it moved to Chicago for him, right,

653
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: he moved to Chicago from l A. Didn't you say that?

654
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if he moved to Chicago from No

655
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: he was, He tried l A, didn't like to move

656
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: back to Chicago, wanted her to move to start a

657
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: family and everything, and she's like, well, I still want

658
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: to be in l A. I want And I think

659
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: she was willing to reconsider that. That's why she went

660
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: on the island to like But he didn't know that

661
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: at the time that he was following me. Yeah, and

662
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: then he so he's already fall in love with Serena,

663
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: and he tells Kendall like I've moved on. I'm sorry,

664
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: and she's just like so sad. She leaves the island

665
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: and Joe's talking to the camera. He's like, if she

666
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: wanted to, like reconnect, she should have told me before

667
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: I came here, and it was like, oh no, you

668
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: Like if I were Kendall would be like, so I

669
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: had a chance, but I missed it, Like it just

670
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: breaks my heart. Like everyone's like I love Joe and

671
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: Serena together and I'm like no. I mean, coming from

672
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: the perspective of a girl who gets back with her

673
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: ex a lot and has over the years, I'm just like, no,

674
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't want the new girl to come in and

675
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: like ruin this love story that just the timing wasn't right.

676
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: But now they can be together. So I'm like I

677
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: wrote Kendall though on Instagram, was like You're the bravest

678
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: woman in the world. Because she'd have to like sit

679
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: there and watch Serena and Joe, the guy she was

680
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: with two and f years. She used to watch them

681
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: like make out and dance in the moonlight and tell

682
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: each other they love each other, Like there was a

683
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: date that they were on in front of all the

684
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: people that were like around the rest of the group.

685
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 1: It was brutal. Noah, have you ever seen a guy

686
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: that you were dating like kiss another girl or like

687
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: move on that had been dating. I have a friend

688
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: who's going through that right now, and um she we

689
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: all witnessed it on Instagram. I got and the right

690
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: exactly that's where she was seeing it all on Instagram.

691
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: And it was like, literally the guy broke up with

692
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 1: her and he's already dating some girl, and she's like

693
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: they you know, they were breaking up and getting back together,

694
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: breaking up, getting back together, and this time they broke

695
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 1: up and he was he already had someone else available.

696
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: So she just going through that. I felt it was

697
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: heartbreaking for me to see my friends stuffer through that.

698
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: You did a really good job, Andrew. When your last

699
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: relationship you like muted blocked, not blocked, but muted, vollowed

700
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: and did not go back. And look, Oh I wish

701
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: I was that strong. It's so much easier for me.

702
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it is the smart thing to do. They

703
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: make everything like a small town like that's how it is.

704
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: And there's one you just yeah, you just see you're

705
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: gonna see the person you're dating, dating your best friend

706
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: because there's no other options. I feel like this guy

707
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: that you're talking about, Noah, might be just doing it

708
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: to get at her, because a lot of times there's

709
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: just like retaliation just seeping out of their embraces that

710
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: they're putting online. It's like, if you need to put

711
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 1: your relationship online all the time to be like I

712
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: love this person, It's like, what are you really if

713
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: this is just between you two, just keep it with you?

714
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: Why do we all have to see this? You can,

715
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: you can say that you love the person and put

716
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: like on their birthday and stuff, but there's other motives here. Yeah,

717
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: there could be motive if you're definitely getting right out

718
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: of relationship and you're like, oh my god, I like

719
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: it's so over the either that new person needs that validation,

720
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: which means that's unhealthy, or you're trying to get back

721
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: at your ex, which is also unhealthy. It's just not

722
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: a good sign if you have to publicly be like

723
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: look at me, I'm like, how long is how long?

724
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: Do you think? Depending on I guess, depending on how

725
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: long you're in a relationship, how long can you post

726
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: on Instagram with another person that where you're not a

727
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: complete piece of show. I remember when Chris and I

728
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: first got together, he didn't want to like post anything

729
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 1: about it because he knew that an x that you know,

730
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: he had a Kendall and Joe situation where they just

731
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: didn't want the same things for their future, but they

732
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: still loved each other and broke up. And they were

733
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: broken up for a year or so before we get together,

734
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: and he was just a little bit like, I don't

735
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: want to she hasn't moved on yet. I don't want

736
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: to rub it in her face. And I was I

737
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: was okay with it. I was like that, actually, like

738
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: he's going to do that for me when we break up,

739
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to be taken care of too.

740
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: And that just like made me feel good actually that

741
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: he actually still thought how long did he wait? Still waiting?

742
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: I know? I mean like it just happened naturally. It

743
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: wasn't like you remember the first post he put up

744
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: of you two. No, No, he actually didn't have his

745
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: social media when we were together, so um, it was

746
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: more about like telling his family or anything. No, it

747
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: wasn't that he told his family. It was just like

748
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: he didn't want to. I just remember him being mindful

749
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 1: of not having stuff somewhere where his ex could see

750
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: before she had, like he felt she had moved on,

751
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: which you know is also a little bit like you

752
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: can't control other people too, So there's a little bit

753
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: of that. But I just thought, oh, that's kind of

754
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: sweet that he even considers someone. Um, let's get to

755
00:37:50,960 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: the news. Okay, apparently here we go. Yeah, oh man,

756
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday. You know what that means. It's Wednesday? And uh,

757
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells out there. We

758
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: sure are here. Um yeah, great little day over here

759
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: and Louis um. A study found that charismatic people have

760
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: better sex. Additionally, those who rated their partner as having

761
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: higher levels of charisma, we're found to have a higher

762
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: sexual satisfaction. Okay, um, yeah, charisma probably means you're like

763
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: a little bit of a wait, they have high higher satisfaction. Yeah,

764
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: and they and they I guess they satisfy their partner more.

765
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: I think people who are charismatic, that's a that's a

766
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: word that doesn't evoke like desperation. It just means like

767
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: they're like fun and they like enjoy life, so they're

768
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: probably getting a lot of enjoyment out of sex too.

769
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: That makes sense. I feel like there is a line

770
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: between charisma and neediness, like at a party, you know

771
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, Oh, that person is so charismatic,

772
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: they're smiling, like they could overdo it because they're just

773
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: charging connotates like insecurity more than charisma. Chrisma. I feel

774
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: like it is genuine and I could be wrong. What

775
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: do you feel? What do you feel? No? I I

776
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: agree with you, Nikki. I love very positive about charisma. Yeah, chrisma.

777
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: I remember hearing Um Sarah Silverman say that in a

778
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: Rose choke of Jimmy Kimmel. She's like, oh, Jimmy, you're

779
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: yours as charismatic. She's like the chrisma of ah. I

780
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: forgot what she said. Or maybe Amy said that Um

781
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: Anthony jessel Nick had the charisma of a Hitler youth. Yeah,

782
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: maybe that was when I heard chrisma. It was in

783
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: some bros choke. I love. I love a good word

784
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: that doesn't alienate everyone. Chrisma is not used enough and

785
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 1: I like it. Chrisma. Car I don't think people have

786
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: good charisma. I think a lot of people are either

787
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: too like you said, trying to be too charming, or

788
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 1: they're too extroverted and they're like like me and I'm

789
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: gonna have this kind of energy and it could get

790
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: confused with charisma. Have you ever been called a word

791
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: and you didn't know the meaning of it and you

792
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: almost were like you had to look it up? Yeah?

793
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: How would people describe you? You think, like, like, what

794
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: did they say? He's uh, I don't know why. I

795
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: was called during a soccer game one time a slur

796
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: that wasn't pertained to me and I didn't know what

797
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: it meant. Really, Yeah, what what did they say? I

798
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: can't say that it was a Spanish slur? Oh my god,

799
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: I guess I was tanner that week by another player. Yeah.

800
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: Nice try. And I was like, but I'm Jewish, you

801
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: know Then that I was like, okay, I'll go back

802
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: to THEE give me the other one. It sounded, um, yeah,

803
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think people say that I'm personable,

804
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: that I'm not, that I'm friendly, that I I don't know. Um.

805
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: That was like a question I asked when I was

806
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 1: starting to get to know someone on a dating app.

807
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: I asked, what are three adjectives that you're like, write

808
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 1: your best friends and asked them three adjectives to describe

809
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: you and don't say like what it's for and just

810
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: to be honest. And I wrote Anya, and she she

811
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: knew it was for guys, so she was like gazelle, Like, uhive, No,

812
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: I am gazelle, like sensitive and fast paced or something

813
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: like that. It was like that, and or oh, whip smart.

814
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: It was really nice. What would be three negatives? Oh

815
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: a lot um uh opinionated, loud, um, anxious, uh um,

816
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: I know it all. I would be lazy uh um, selfish,

817
00:41:54,640 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: selfish or yeah, narcissistic, not thinking of others that live

818
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 1: in their house when it comes to recycling stuff like that,

819
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: or recycling thinking about the planet not so much meat, No,

820
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 1: just you. I don't give a shit about the planet.

821
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: I just give a about that. I know. I wish

822
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: I could inspire you to care about the planet more

823
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: than you know. The fear, well, yours came from your

824
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: fear of your dad. Initially, now it's get I mean initially,

825
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: no incident. It came from my dad educating me about

826
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: like when you leave a light on, there's a power

827
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: plant burning somewhere. To keep that light on. Like think

828
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: about there's some there's billows of soot going into the

829
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: atmosphere because this lamp you had to have on in

830
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: a room where no one was using it. And I

831
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, that had me. So now when

832
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 1: I leave a light on in a room, I'm like,

833
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: I picture that like smokestack, like like you know, all

834
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: the thing. That's a lot though for just I get

835
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: what he was doing there. But that's kind of like

836
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 1: telling the kid if you go down that door, there's

837
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: a wolf that will chew your head off. It's such

838
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: a but what it's the wolf is analogy is not true.

839
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: This is true there energy, you're one light, though there's

840
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: a piece of that smoke that is there because of

841
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: that light. There's a molecules of that smoke, like I

842
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: am contributing to that, Like every little bit counts. And

843
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: if you think that, oh, I can just throw this

844
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: plastic in the garbage, because it doesn't matter which I've

845
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: done before. Where I go, I can't find recycling. If

846
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: everyone does that, then there's plastic in the landfills and

847
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: then then it bleeds over into the ocean. Like every

848
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: you can always justify, but it's this much. Well, millions

849
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: of people go, it's this much, and then it's so

850
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: it doesn't better and it is a good analogy, but yes,

851
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: I understand it. It's kind of fear based and guilt based,

852
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: which you know, I don't know it kind of it works.

853
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: I guess it works. Yeah, No, but I got called

854
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 1: Greg Proops, who is an amazing has amazing vocabulary, once

855
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: called me deft, and I truly don't even remember what.

856
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: I looked it up at the time and I go,

857
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: it's felt. He said in a way that you're very deaf.

858
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: You know how he liked talks like this. It's like

859
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: you're has anyone told you you're deaf? And I was like, like,

860
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 1: deaft punk? And I didn't know, but it's not daft?

861
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: What do you think it means? Because I forget it

862
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: was a compliment. I know that I was thinking deaf

863
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: is like you don't listen, because I would never think

864
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: that that was part of it. Was deaf as d

865
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: E a F deat is d E F T. So

866
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: they I don't think they would be from the same.

867
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: What does it mean? Noah, you put a penny in

868
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: your shoe. Neatly skillful, and quicken One's movements. Yeah, neat

869
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: neat is not adjective. I would just describe myself. But

870
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: and then I also Dave David Tell the first time

871
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: I ever met him, called me defensive and I didn't

872
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: know what it meant. You're so defensive, And I was

873
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know what that means. No, him not,

874
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: which is exactly what I had no idea. My friend

875
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: Katherine was like, Nikki, you don't know what defensive means.

876
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: And I've never played sports were like defense. I mean,

877
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: I probably could have gotten there, but I mean I

878
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,479
Speaker 1: was twenty five and I didn't know what defensive meant.

879
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: I was so like where I am now in terms

880
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: of like emotional development is so like far beyond what

881
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: I was capable at the age of five. I had

882
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 1: no it wasn't twenty five. It was two thousand five,

883
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: So I was twenty one just so had no fucking

884
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: clue about anything. So don't lose hope on anyone in

885
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: your life to not be able to like become more

886
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: emotionally evolved or self reflective. I still have a lot

887
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 1: of work to do, but to not know what defensive

888
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: meant in two thousand five, but it's true. It's not

889
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: actually death story. Okay, next story def Ham drip def

890
00:45:55,080 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: jan drop. The league documents revealed that Amazon Do you

891
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: know about Amazon's Astro? Have you seen this? It's so

892
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: it's like a a room ba, but it has like

893
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 1: a screen that like sees faces and like essentially it

894
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: will be even more your friend in a room, but

895
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: but it doesn't clean it like well, you know, maybe

896
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: tell stories to your kids or like it will like

897
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: identify like certain behaviors. Yeah, it's called the Astro, and

898
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: people are saying it's it's not as great as Yeah,

899
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: that's the thing. It looks like Wally, but that's how

900
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: it takes all your information and ruins your life because

901
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: it's so adorable. Yeah, I mean, I'll be okay with

902
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: that thing turning on me and murdering me. It looks

903
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: like that. It's so adore. It's so cute. It looks

904
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: like a little black cat. It looks like Buzzy. It

905
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: looks like your cat. Noah, wait, so hold on, are

906
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: you gonna play a video or something? What does it talk?

907
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: So people are saying it's just a camera on wheels,

908
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: like it's not that impressive. Engineers who worked on Astro,

909
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: said it's fragile and prone to self destruction, aren't we all?

910
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: Astro is terrible and will almost certainly throw itself down

911
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: a flight of stair Cute if presented the opportunity, or

912
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: becomes pregnant, says it's weird. I love how you tried

913
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: to get that joke in before I start talking, and

914
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: it's a good one, so I'm glad you did. I

915
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: love my room, but so fucking much. And I just

916
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: realized I haven't like spend any time with room but

917
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: in a while, and I feel like bad. And also Luise,

918
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: I love you too. But Roomba, I mean, I cannot

919
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: believe how much I love that thing. But you don't

920
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: think a camera in your house at all times? I

921
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: mean no, I don't want that. And that's why when

922
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: I do the clear um at the airport so you

923
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: can bypass the security, I didn't do the eye thing,

924
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: like there's a way for them to do the eyes

925
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: and there's a way to the finger, and I go,

926
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: no eyes and they're always like, why not eyes? Just

927
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: two eyes? And I'm like no, But the thing is

928
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: they already have our eyes. They have everything that one

929
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: more you know, there's there's cameras sucking everywhere. There's that

930
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: would go back to your thing. Though like a little

931
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: bit more that they know, like it adds up like

932
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: over time. But at this point their technology is so

933
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: advanced that they can get my eyes without me knowing it.

934
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: Like we don't have to invite these things in our

935
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 1: homes anymore. They they have it all like it's it's

936
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: that's a good point. But that's not to say that

937
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: I don't try to have security in my life and

938
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: privacy and not. No, that's actually not true. I don't.

939
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm exposed. I could be literally all it is.

940
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: It's like there was in the video there like you

941
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: can have it, get a drink for you, And I'm like,

942
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Like where you're paying a

943
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,959
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for one to get a bud light for you?

944
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, it's pretty cool one. I mean,

945
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: I will say that I feel ridiculous when I do it.

946
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: But when I go hey Siri, Hey Siri, she usually

947
00:48:53,400 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 1: she says, yes, hey Siri, where are you? She says

948
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: swifty she would see I'm saying how are you? I

949
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,240
Speaker 1: go where are you? But sometimes I'm able to find

950
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: her by saying, like, will you train to call you

951
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 1: a swifty? Because for a while she was calling me blithe.

952
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I sat on my phone

953
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: weird and she goes, okay, Nikki, from now on, I'll

954
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: call you blithe. You're blithe. And it was happening forever

955
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: blithe around the house on that's me. But but now

956
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm swifty. Now I wanted to call me a swifty.

957
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: I thought blithe was like some character. This was literally

958
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: five years ago. I sat on the phone in a

959
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: weird way and all of a sudden serious, just like, thanks, Nicky,

960
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: from now on, I'll call you blithe. And I was like,

961
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: that's so funny. What the fund did she hear? So? Yeah?

962
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: I love that I can when I lose my phone,

963
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: I can go hey, Siri, where are you? Don't do that?

964
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: Not now, but like I can do I can. I

965
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: can find my favorite thing with series, like the song thing,

966
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: like what song is this? Really? She's a oh is

967
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: that what that is? I always pressed sham, oh, no,

968
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: you can just do it on your phone, really a phone?

969
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 1: What what song is this? And now I'll just I

970
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: don't know, really can you just sing into it. No, no,

971
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: it's gotta be playing in the background. These are the

972
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: things like it's like the Tesla having the fart app.

973
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: I was like, that's oh my god. One time we

974
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: got into a Tesla on an in an uber and

975
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 1: we know from Kyle Dunnigan's car. He's the same one

976
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: that was did the joke about the nickel You're good

977
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: to go. We he had a Tesla first of all

978
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: of our friends, and we got on one day. He

979
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: was like, check out this fart app and it's just

980
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: like you can make any seat fart in the whole tesla.

981
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: And we got into an uber. I think a couple

982
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: like a month ago going tend to do a show

983
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: and I just don't. I'm doing my makeup, I'm thinking

984
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: about the show, and Andrew's like, can you make it fart?

985
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: And I just go and go no, he can't. And

986
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 1: he's like, every tesla can make it fart and if

987
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: they tell they can't, they're lying. Sounds like a woman

988
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: that's true. No, I never fared. And then six months

989
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: you're on the Tesla and they're like and like, what

990
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: s that? You know? That was that was you? You're

991
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: like We're in a ford focus Branda fart in front

992
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: of me. I don't think I brought it up on

993
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: the part. I mean I was going to bring it up,

994
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: and then I go, she probably doesn't want people. Yeah,

995
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 1: just nine times I ran out of songs. I kept

996
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 1: playing songs to cover up the noise, and then I

997
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:21,919
Speaker 1: kind of what this dude, Oh my god, I had

998
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: sex and good job, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was

999
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: orgasmine and I got a cramp in my hamstring at

1000
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: the same time. So so you were screaming and screaming. Yes,

1001
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: it was wild. What did it sound like? Oh? I

1002
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: guess what the position were you and what why did

1003
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 1: this happen? I had my legs around my ears. Uh no,

1004
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: I was on I was it was doggy style, and

1005
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: I guess my knees were bent and I could feel

1006
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: you know, when a cramp, it will only like a

1007
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: foot cramp that if you keep holding it's just gonna

1008
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: get you get it worse somewhere. You got to move it.

1009
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: But you can't move it because I'm about to have

1010
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: an orgasm for sex, which is doesn't happen that often

1011
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: with me, you know. So I was so excited and

1012
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: then like literally the cramp got as bad as possible

1013
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: and the orgasm was as good as at the exact

1014
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: same time. It was like it was awesome. It was intense,

1015
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: Like the worst pain and the best happiness are you

1016
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: able to have? So you are able to orgasm, drink

1017
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: sex more oral than Okay, well that's good. Yeah. I'm

1018
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: usually like I start oral and then I can never

1019
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: get them to fish were cramped? Well no, no, no,

1020
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: never your hip. I've never I've gotten like paint, like

1021
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: muscle pains where it's like how this position is like

1022
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: really not good and like it hurts so much it

1023
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: takes I need to be very focused and have no

1024
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: other pain happening, Like I need to like think about

1025
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 1: my vagina and like only feel there to get anything going,

1026
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: So any kind of other distraction it's gonna throw me.

1027
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: Like my hair, Like if a piece of hair get

1028
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: then I'm out start. I pulled Prenna's hair, but for

1029
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: some reason, I just pulled. Oh I don't even want

1030
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: to hear about it, Like I mean, like, okay, let's

1031
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: sake a quick break and we'll come back with why

1032
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do I care? Never know? Why

1033
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: do I care? Alright, a bunch of cringe e texts

1034
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: between Elizabeth Holmes and her ex Elizabeth Holmes, that one,

1035
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: the one who talked like this and learned that men

1036
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: will do anything you want if you just take on

1037
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: a lower voice and still have the appeal of a

1038
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 1: hot woman physically, but you have a lower voice, so

1039
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 1: men respect you more. Okay, by a man, Elizabeth Holmes,

1040
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: what were you written by a man? How dare you

1041
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: say that I was not written by a man. I'm

1042
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: hungry and I'm a bit and I wear jewelry and

1043
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: love shoes. That's okay? What did Elizabeth? Elizabeth Homes and

1044
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, So all their texts released over to fraud trial,

1045
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: so you would think all their texts regarding Paris would

1046
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: be released. But like all our personals, that seems to

1047
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: be a little bit of an intrusion. You would really think,

1048
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 1: I'm literally trying to go as low as you can.

1049
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: It's still not as low as Elizabeth. She's done here,

1050
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: like don't here? Okay, So what did the text say

1051
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: would be hotter if I had a lower register like this? Well,

1052
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: when you go like this, it's not hotter. But if

1053
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: you just talked like that, maybe if I just talk

1054
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 1: like that, would that be hotter? No, because you sound stupid,

1055
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 1: because you're going so not that many texts like that

1056
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: that I saw all was like that. But here's one

1057
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: from Elizabeth Holmes too. You're gonna love the response. So

1058
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: she writes, you are the breeze in desert for me.

1059
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 1: You are the breeze in desert for me, my water,

1060
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: my water, and ocean and ocean meant to be only

1061
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: together down and to be only together tiger, and the

1062
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: guy just writes back, okay. Brutal still with this guy, no,

1063
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: I think they're broke. First of all, they are. He's

1064
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 1: like a ceoo of some company, you know, he's like

1065
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: very Oh my god, I I feel so bad for

1066
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: this woman who lied to everyone, both stole money and

1067
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 1: and ruin families. Oh my god, he just wrote okay

1068
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 1: back to you are my ocean and the desert just

1069
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: wrote okay. And by the way, each of these things

1070
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: are like separate texts. So she first writes you are

1071
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: the breeze in the desert for me, then then another

1072
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: space she probably waited. I love to see the time

1073
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: stamps on these. I feel like it's all together, like

1074
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: a poem almost my water and ocean. But what is

1075
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: the last one meant to be? Meant to be? To

1076
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: get together? Only together. This bitch cannot write though he

1077
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,879
Speaker 1: writes like a computer like an astro. Yeah she really does.

1078
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: There's no comma like and I mean this that is

1079
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: the perfect response to this, because what the fuck is

1080
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: any of that? Even like I like that this was

1081
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,240
Speaker 1: his last straw, like he was just poor. This woman,

1082
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: who just like is a robot, is like trying to

1083
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: It's like she's a bot that was taught to like

1084
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: write a poem bot kind of love on the spectrum

1085
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: mish yeah, yeah, and which she might be a little

1086
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: spectrum me. I could see that. Yeah, she's there's no

1087
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: doubt that she's brilliant. And she just used her brilliance

1088
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: for kind of evil and I think she probably thinks

1089
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: she didn't. She's not wrong. What she really was trying

1090
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: to do a great I know, because she's scared of

1091
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: udd and needles and and yeah, and just making it

1092
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: affordable for because blood tests are like nine million dollars. No.

1093
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: But it's like when you you know, are running for

1094
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: class president, You're like we're gonna have vending machines in

1095
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: every classroom and guess what, we're gonna have recess three

1096
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: times a day and no more Jim unless you want to. Like,

1097
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: politicians do that all the time and they get away

1098
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, I know so, But when a woman

1099
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: does it, yeah, it seems a little bit. That is

1100
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: the fascination behind her. I doubt that would be quite

1101
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: a story unless she was a woman, which I'm not

1102
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: saying like it's only because she's a woman that we're

1103
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: prosecuting her, But like, I don't think there would have

1104
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: been a documentary made. Speaking of documentaries as a new

1105
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: Britney series, I love the name of it, very smart.

1106
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 1: It's a great name. And there two more because her

1107
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: name is Versus. Did you know that? Yeah, it's French

1108
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: for alligator. I thought it was Brittany Victoria's secret spears

1109
00:57:54,160 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: alligator she's from. Yeah, she's from a slide Dell. I think,

1110
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: all right, Well, let's get to our our wild Cards

1111
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: segment wild Guard Wednesday. What's it going to be this week?

1112
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: It's we're playing the blankest thing, and this week's blankest

1113
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 1: is hornyest, the horniest thing we've ever done. Andrew, this

1114
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: was your brain child yeah, um, I would say the

1115
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: horniest thing I ever did. It was based off horny

1116
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: and love, so I guess, but I, well, there's two

1117
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: and it's over my girlfriend in college. One time I

1118
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: was drinking in New Orleans and I on horns and love.

1119
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: But alcohol did not play a part in it. But yeah,

1120
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: horny is love and alcohol which is wasn't answering my text?

1121
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: Your boy was horned up? Also very jealous. I drove

1122
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 1: and I my tire popped and I kept driving over

1123
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: to her place with sparks coming from my wheel, drunk

1124
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:06,919
Speaker 1: like a fucking idiot. And uh, just because your boy

1125
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: was horned up? Well, and I probably couldn't even gone

1126
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 1: hard because I was so drunk. I know it sounds

1127
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 1: bad to say that I was drinking and driving, but

1128
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: you know, it's New Orleans. Everyone. If you're not drunk,

1129
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: you're not driving. That's what they say. That's a bumper

1130
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 1: sticker actually that no one can read because they're drunk.

1131
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 1: But uh, you know, there's drive through Dakari stands in

1132
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: New Orleans. It's insane and it's not. It's not. It's

1133
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: not unless you put the straw in, like as long

1134
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 1: as you keep the straw out because you can't possibly

1135
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 1: drink it. I would spill all over and and drunks

1136
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: don't like to spill. And then the other time is

1137
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: when I drove for the same girl. Remember I drove

1138
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: an hour and twenty minutes to her parents. That to

1139
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: me was the horniest thing you've ever done. I mean,

1140
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: you've done a lot of horny things. I guess this

1141
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: is more desperate than horny. But and I drove and

1142
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: and she lived in a private development, and I showed

1143
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 1: up and you could almost hear the disdain from just

1144
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: the the guy at the eight being like, you're making

1145
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: the wrong decision turned back, and I was like, it's

1146
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: not like they had like a private development. Like even

1147
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: that guy was like I could tell by her voice

1148
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: like she doesn't want this. And I show up and

1149
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 1: I knock. I'm like I'm here, like it's the notebook,

1150
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: and she's like, why don't you? How far did you drive?

1151
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: Just like like an hour forty five minutes? And her

1152
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: parents were there, right, yeah, and you would like makes

1153
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: it way worse. And she definitely was like, oh god,

1154
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: why is he here? Like that probably said all that

1155
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: stuff before you like actually pulled up to the house

1156
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: when you were at the gate and I was hammered

1157
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: and I had no tires, so it was weird. No, no, no,

1158
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: it was It was bad. It was bad, and I

1159
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: just remember how awkward she let me in, and I

1160
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, this isn't going You ever do

1161
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: like a romantic gesture and it's just like, once it backfires,

1162
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 1: you should leave. I should have left, but I drove

1163
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: so far that it would have been almost weird. Weird,

1164
01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 1: get back and see the night, Yeah, work out. Did

1165
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: she get back together with you? Not that night, but

1166
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: I think we got back together after that. We probably

1167
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: broke up and got back together maybe ten times throughout. Yeah.

1168
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: Why what's your horny move? I mean probably just I

1169
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: only get horny like when I'm having sex. Like there's

1170
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: been times in morning before having sex, but it's because

1171
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: it's like I know he's coming over or something, so

1172
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,919
Speaker 1: then I don't really have to do anything. I don't

1173
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 1: get horny before sex is imminent. Driven through. Have you

1174
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 1: ever driven through to night to have sex or like

1175
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 1: done anything. I mean I've definitely, But that to me

1176
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 1: isn't horny. That there's I think of all the things

1177
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: I've done for guys that have been embarrassing. And it

1178
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: wasn't about me wanting to dick inside me and I

1179
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:47,439
Speaker 1: want to come so bad. It was about I want

1180
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 1: a boyfriend so better. I want this guy that doesn't

1181
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 1: love me and never will to. I want the impossible. Um,

1182
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: but I think the horniest thing I've ever done was

1183
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I've done disgusting thing because that's just like fun.

1184
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: But I guess, um, like, I mean, do you want

1185
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 1: me to tell you don first? Yeah? Please, because I'm

1186
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 1: just trying to pick which one I want to say.

1187
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: This is like I have never this is one of

1188
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: my deepest, darkest secrets and it's the only thing that

1189
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: came to my head. So I used to be like

1190
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: super like I used to watch a lot of porn.

1191
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 1: I used to masturbate all the time. I was like

1192
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: it was kind of a problem, and I was very,

1193
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: very horny. This is like, I mean, I started watching

1194
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: porn like when I was eight, and I started masturbating

1195
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: when I was very young. But this is like in

1196
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:45,440
Speaker 1: my twenties and um, okay, so I didn't have or

1197
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: like I think my my dildo, like I just like

1198
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: used it too much. I was sick of it, but

1199
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: I was so horny and the thing that I found

1200
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: to use that, I was just like, Okay, I gotta

1201
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: see what this feels like. I was about to take

1202
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 1: pole dancing a lot since, and I had ordered a

1203
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:05,439
Speaker 1: pair of blue side heels that were like like um

1204
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: like stacked blue side balls. Like they almost look like

1205
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: anal beads. Yes, like balls exactly, so it kind of

1206
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: looked like an a heel to yourself. And I was

1207
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: just like, Okay, I'm like really attracted to this. He'll like,

1208
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: I really want to see what this feels like. And

1209
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 1: that is the horniest thing I've ever done in them

1210
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 1: after you washed them off? Yeah, I mean I wore

1211
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 1: them to class. Oh my, and you too, class? Yeah

1212
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 1: I did. That's horny too. That that is like how

1213
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: people end up in the e R. This girl has

1214
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: a size seven pump insider. It's like, what so true?

1215
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: That's awesome? Not that is awesome. I guess me. Fucking

1216
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: jets as a kid is more horny than Yeah, like

1217
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: the weird things like you have sex with ya. I

1218
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: mean I what was the weirdest thing you put inside

1219
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 1: of your puss? Oh my god? I mean I would

1220
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: say a gummy worm. But that was like that wasn't

1221
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: a horny nous. That was a joke, but that was

1222
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 1: out of me just trying to be like like I

1223
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 1: was horny for like doing weird stuff. I mean, like

1224
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 1: I think I've just like done you know what. That's

1225
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: what I talk about on stage, Like I love being

1226
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 1: horny because it's like the only way I can feel

1227
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: drunk anymore, because when you get horny, you just do

1228
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: dumb stuff, like like we're talking about, Like I don't

1229
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:37,439
Speaker 1: drink anymore, so I can't get to that point where

1230
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I can do crazy stuff that

1231
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 1: I can be like I was drunk, but like if

1232
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 1: I get like turned on enough, I'm just like you know,

1233
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell sometimes I'll you know, be fooling around and

1234
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 1: be like if if you had friends waiting outside this door,

1235
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 1: I would a percent let you let random people come

1236
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: in here and and fuck me. But then when I'm

1237
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: when I'm not horn and the idea of that happening

1238
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: because I've always said to like the person that I

1239
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: had sometimes fool around with, like yes, we talk about

1240
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 1: gang bangs and stuff like that, Please never just know that,

1241
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: Like I need to ask I need to demand it,

1242
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,040
Speaker 1: and it has to be you need to make me

1243
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: come like a million, like at least three times before

1244
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 1: I'm even entertaining that like idea, So you might book

1245
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 1: a gang bang and that might not happen because it's

1246
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 1: you got to let these guys know if this ever happened,

1247
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: Like it's not gonna happen, but if yes, yeah, Like

1248
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 1: something overcomes me and I'm just like and then I

1249
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: just start saying things that are like truly absurd that

1250
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: I can't that I don't when I get out of it,

1251
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, no, I'm like a proper

1252
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 1: woman that would never do that. So I've said some

1253
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: things in my horny state that I like, I have

1254
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 1: felt very like, hey, can we talk about what I said?

1255
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 1: Like I don't really want you to do that, right,

1256
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, but kind of like, if I ever

1257
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: get to that point again, I actually did one in

1258
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 1: that moment, I'd be okay with it. But like, That's

1259
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: why I'm so impressed by pornss that can agree to

1260
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 1: these crazy things. I know they're doing it for a job,

1261
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 1: but even like people that in the king community can

1262
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: agree to these wild kind of kinky things that at

1263
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: some point they had to do for the first time.

1264
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 1: Like maybe after you've done it a while, it's not

1265
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: so scary, but like the first time walking into a

1266
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 1: dungeon when you get out of your prius and you're

1267
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 1: like your and you're like, are like, you know, checking

1268
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: your phone like that. I am not in the mood

1269
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: to do that, but as soon as I get horned up,

1270
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to be. But men I feel I can,

1271
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: oh that can get that horny before they enter, Like

1272
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,800
Speaker 1: to get that horny for me, I need a lot

1273
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 1: of four play well. I guess you could equated to uh,

1274
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 1: getting on stage and making people laugh when you're in

1275
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: a very sad state and then once you get on stage,

1276
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: you make it happen. So maybe you could get a

1277
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: gang bang during the day when you're not horny. You

1278
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 1: just have to go Yeah, I just have to like

1279
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 1: know what to do to get myself to that place,

1280
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 1: but I also should always That's what I like about

1281
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: the you know, people who are really open sexually in

1282
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: the king community, is that there are good boundaries so

1283
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 1: that if someone is booked for a gang bang and

1284
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,120
Speaker 1: you're just like, I'm not feeling it, they're not gonna go, well,

1285
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 1: I have to CON's all these like it's if you're

1286
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 1: not feeling then it's not happening like it's it's people

1287
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 1: can change their mind at any time. Go to my

1288
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,440
Speaker 1: son's recital for this. And I feel oftentimes when you're

1289
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 1: with guys and you agree to do something sexually or

1290
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 1: you've talked about like, oh my god, like you're let's

1291
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 1: say you're in a long distance thing, you've never met

1292
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 1: the person, and you're like having phone sex and you're like, God,

1293
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: when I meet you, I'm gonna like fucking blow you

1294
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 1: and we're gonna funck. And then you're you finally meet

1295
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,280
Speaker 1: up and you're like, I don't want to do that,

1296
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 1: but I already promised him, and so then you do

1297
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 1: the things. I mean, I've been in that situation before

1298
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 1: in long distance things where then when we finally meet

1299
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I said I was going to do

1300
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,640
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, and now I feel like I

1301
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: have to do it. But the truth is, you never

1302
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: have happened so much with how much dating online, especially

1303
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 1: during COVID, like and the things you say in texts, Yeah,

1304
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,680
Speaker 1: when you're actually horny, like the thing you could text

1305
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 1: someone when you're extremely horny, like you have a great

1306
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 1: tips for girls to send to their guy. If you

1307
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: ever have a guy that talks about you being with

1308
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: another woman and you're kind of like, I don't know

1309
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 1: about that, find a full length mirror and take take

1310
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 1: a picture and make sure one side of your head

1311
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,640
Speaker 1: is like a different hairstyle than this side that's going

1312
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 1: to be reflected in the mirror. Put your boob up

1313
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 1: with the reflection boob naked, and it looks like you're

1314
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: pressing boobs with someone who looks a lot like you

1315
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,519
Speaker 1: but has longer hair. And then you can't see if

1316
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:35,719
Speaker 1: you take it like this, you can't see it looks

1317
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 1: like I have. It looks like it had a ponytail, right,

1318
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 1: so from this angle, it looked like Nikki was with

1319
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 1: a girl the reflection was this and had long hair,

1320
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,760
Speaker 1: so it looked like I was with a girl with

1321
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 1: long hair. I had a ponytail that looks like me

1322
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 1: and we were about to make out. I sent it

1323
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,920
Speaker 1: to someone and he was like, I dropped my phone.

1324
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 1: I literally thought you were with another girl. It took

1325
01:08:56,360 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 1: me like three seconds to process what I was seeing,

1326
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 1: and he was like it was the hottest thing I've

1327
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. And it was just me

1328
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 1: board in my hotel room being like, what can what

1329
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,160
Speaker 1: kind of picture can I take? And I was able

1330
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,439
Speaker 1: to really it even looked like it to me. It

1331
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,680
Speaker 1: made me go, oh, this actually would be kind of

1332
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 1: a cool thing. I should do that in like shave

1333
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 1: half my beard and be like, honestly, that's you could

1334
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 1: do it. It's really it's a fun little trick. And

1335
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I never would have thought it

1336
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 1: looked so convincing. But you gotta keep wiping down the

1337
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 1: mirror so you don't fog up your twins image. Final thought,

1338
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 1: I think like so many yeah, like you were saying, like,

1339
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 1: so many guys get in trouble because they text when

1340
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 1: they're insanely horny. So when you see a text like

1341
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:43,000
Speaker 1: I want to eat your butthole and your skin and

1342
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: all this, and I've been so tricked by that, where

1343
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 1: guys like to promise you a lot of things when

1344
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: they're so horny or they're on ambient and then or

1345
01:09:56,360 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 1: they're drunk, and then you are left to believe that, yeah,

1346
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,760
Speaker 1: maybe this person misspelled a couple of things, but maybe

1347
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:05,439
Speaker 1: they're like Elizabeth Holmes, and they just really think I'm

1348
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:10,040
Speaker 1: the breeze of the desert and Tiger be together forever. Tiger. No,

1349
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:12,639
Speaker 1: But that person in that mindset is the same as

1350
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 1: when you're horned up and asking for a gang bang.

1351
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,760
Speaker 1: That's the same mindset. So you gotta be able to know.

1352
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: I know that now, but before when it's just via

1353
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: text and the person isn't telling me like I think

1354
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,280
Speaker 1: they're at work because it's during the day and they're

1355
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,200
Speaker 1: saying because sometimes guys will not just say horny things.

1356
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 1: They'll say like really like loving things because maybe that's

1357
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,920
Speaker 1: what they get, like when they're horny, they get really

1358
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:39,200
Speaker 1: like I want to fucking hold your hand and go

1359
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 1: look at birds in the park with you, and like

1360
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 1: I want to go shop, Like I've had guys like

1361
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 1: talk about relationships, but they're just horny. Yeah, I think

1362
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 1: I think they're either. And there's gonna be a text

1363
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,679
Speaker 1: that maybe a different colored text when a guy still

1364
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: hasn't If the guy's texts the green bubble, you go,

1365
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: I can't date you because you have an Android and

1366
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,720
Speaker 1: also you're you're warned up or like some kind of

1367
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 1: emoji that a guy has to right before to let

1368
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 1: you know where his brains at. What you already comprobably

1369
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:10,519
Speaker 1: is they're not going to do that because when you're

1370
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:13,599
Speaker 1: drunk or horny, you don't really you're you're so stupid

1371
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 1: you don't even know to tell someone that you are.

1372
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 1: You know, like Chris Rockvid, he's like, I got caught

1373
01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: with porn by my wife and he's like, you know

1374
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 1: where the video was in the VCR. Like I mean,

1375
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 1: obviously that shows how old that joke is, but like

1376
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:31,559
Speaker 1: that's he that's where your brain is. It's not here.

1377
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 1: You're in another world. Men when they get horny are

1378
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid. It's like it really is. There's like

1379
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:40,160
Speaker 1: a I love it though. It makes them so vulnerable

1380
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 1: and cute to me, Like there's there's something that makes Yeah,

1381
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:46,640
Speaker 1: I mean, that's where women can actually take back some

1382
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,719
Speaker 1: of the power is just making sure men are horny

1383
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,519
Speaker 1: and then we can kind of trick them into just

1384
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 1: you know, putting driving their yards is down an embankment

1385
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: because you you know, like there's like whatever the story

1386
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,240
Speaker 1: the other day that couple that was fucking they car

1387
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,920
Speaker 1: but they were just horny and not thinking straight because

1388
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:10,639
Speaker 1: you just don't and they bought a yrs. Yeah, that's

1389
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:15,479
Speaker 1: how they get you. Yeah, there's just um, I don't know.

1390
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 1: It's but the things I'm able to do in bed,

1391
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:20,120
Speaker 1: like sexually, that I never thought i'd be able to

1392
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 1: do um and like even you know, my exploration of

1393
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 1: other holes has all been based upon the fact that

1394
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 1: I was horny enough to go, Okay, let's do something wild.

1395
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 1: That's like, well, what are we doing? And it's like, oh, well,

1396
01:12:35,479 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: actually that felt really good. Let's do that again next time.

1397
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: We get that horny. But it's really fun sometimes when

1398
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: you get super corned up and you just do something

1399
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 1: that you both are like, oh, should we talking about it?

1400
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,599
Speaker 1: I love that that that paragraph It just sounds like

1401
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:55,760
Speaker 1: how someone found America. They're like like like like you

1402
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,680
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like how you sound like how

1403
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,880
Speaker 1: I found new holes. I took a chance and I yeah,

1404
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:04,200
Speaker 1: because you just get stupid, you get brave, you get

1405
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 1: liquid courage, you get like juiced up down there, and

1406
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,639
Speaker 1: then you get that going to give you a bunch

1407
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:15,120
Speaker 1: of gold. Yeah you get that. Yeah, you get um, Yeah,

1408
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:18,400
Speaker 1: you get in't You'll just go to so many extreme lengths.

1409
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 1: And sometimes when you do extreme things, Obviously, being horny

1410
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:24,680
Speaker 1: has led people to make bad decisions that have led

1411
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:27,559
Speaker 1: to pregnancies and diseases. And where a guy riding a

1412
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,400
Speaker 1: BMX bike and doing three flips because the girls in

1413
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,920
Speaker 1: the crowd and he has and he wants to get laid,

1414
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 1: or like a guy rubbing his engine and like plowing

1415
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 1: through an intersection and killing a family of four, Like

1416
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 1: that's because a guy was like either his balls were

1417
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,759
Speaker 1: full and he was just like angry he couldn't calm,

1418
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:46,519
Speaker 1: or like he was on his way to go funx

1419
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 1: somewhe like. So much destruction has been caused by guys

1420
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 1: being horny, But I think that there probably has inspired

1421
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,960
Speaker 1: people to take chances they didn't think that they would take,

1422
01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 1: probably with his horny. And that's what I mean, like

1423
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:01,680
Speaker 1: a thousand inventions like d M people that I was like,

1424
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,639
Speaker 1: why would you think that that person? Like I've taken

1425
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:08,880
Speaker 1: risks in terms of that of like or just I mean,

1426
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 1: I guess I haven't taken career risks in horny nous,

1427
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:15,040
Speaker 1: but outfit choices sometimes I'm like I feel like kind

1428
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 1: of slutty, I'll wear this that's funny, Yeah, because that's why. Yeah,

1429
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:24,599
Speaker 1: that's so true, like playing new sports. Whenever you asked

1430
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 1: me to play golf, I'm like, no, I'm not trying

1431
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 1: to funk you. I would never go play golf with you,

1432
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 1: but I think it. Yeah, No, I mean, I'm sure

1433
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,640
Speaker 1: I would enjoy it. But again this, I sure you

1434
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,920
Speaker 1: would enjoy Bachelor in Paradise, But there's other things you'd

1435
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,679
Speaker 1: rather watch. There's other things you could hit nine balls.

1436
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:50,320
Speaker 1: I mean I've watched to other guys and yeah, exactly.

1437
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 1: I mean it was a little meat market down there.

1438
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 1: I cannot believe how many hot guys were there, just

1439
01:14:57,120 --> 01:15:02,240
Speaker 1: like hitting balls into the night because they're horny. Do

1440
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,320
Speaker 1: you think of that the guys, or do you play

1441
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:06,840
Speaker 1: golf better when you're horny or do you need to

1442
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,760
Speaker 1: have your I guess I could equate horny niftosso if

1443
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,200
Speaker 1: I drink too much caffeine. It's kind of a similar feeling.

1444
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 1: But why do you guys save their stock if they're like,

1445
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,960
Speaker 1: you know, before a game, like they don't want to come.

1446
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,840
Speaker 1: They gives it because it gives because it inspires them.

1447
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:24,240
Speaker 1: That's why some like athletes do not come because they're like,

1448
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:27,320
Speaker 1: it gives me motivation to want to be better and

1449
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,599
Speaker 1: do things. Yeah, huh, it all comes back around. It's

1450
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 1: like being quiet for like people that do to the

1451
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 1: silent retreats, so then when you can talk, it's like

1452
01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,920
Speaker 1: that much better. I don't think that's why they do it,

1453
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 1: but I do think that's the thing. But I don't

1454
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 1: think they go, oh, I can't wait till it's fun

1455
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:47,560
Speaker 1: to talk. It was a good show. It was was it?

1456
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,400
Speaker 1: Do you have to say it's a good show? If

1457
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:53,759
Speaker 1: it was a good show, guys will see you tomorrow.

1458
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,439
Speaker 1: Don't be cut there and g